Speaker 1: We gotta adelaid now talking about Jodie what she does
Speaker 1: in her private time.
Speaker 2: Take it away, Joe, Can you not sexualize this? Please?
Speaker 2: Can you not?
Speaker 1: I'm just playing this absolute bang of a throwback by
Speaker 1: genuine Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I have had the best massage of all time.
Speaker 3: And when I say the best massage of all time,
Speaker 3: it was a beautiful woman who came to my home
Speaker 3: and she set up her little table and I got
Speaker 3: completely naked and away we went.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you say naked? Hang on? You had
Speaker 1: a naked message?
Speaker 2: Naked message?
Speaker 3: What it's called a lommy lommy?
Speaker 1: Were you happy? Happy?
Speaker 3: It's the lommy lommy, which translates to rub rub It's
Speaker 3: a wyan Oh my god, culture yourself?
Speaker 1: Can you Oh? Okay, let's let's go over and have
Speaker 1: a crack and I see what happens.
Speaker 3: Okay, So basically you get completely nude, and the reason
Speaker 3: why is they want.
Speaker 2: To stroke you from head to toe. I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 1: A lot of key words here which can be very misleading.
Speaker 4: Okay, but hang on, sorry, sorry, In your defense, I've
Speaker 4: been naked heaps of times at massage.
Speaker 5: Of God?
Speaker 4: How they mean to get you back properly if you've
Speaker 4: got a bra on exactly. Oh well, whatever.
Speaker 1: I thought. We're a wholesome team.
Speaker 2: Tell over you though, How am.
Speaker 1: I the only non dirty bird in this day?
Speaker 3: Okay, there's nothing dirty bird about it. Actually, it's very healing.
Speaker 3: So it's a wine and they stroke you from head
Speaker 3: to toe and it's absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 2: How does Great feel about this?
Speaker 4: You called him and said, honey, someone else's in touching me.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: If he is, he knows.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 3: And she's, Oh my gosh, she's the most beautiful woman
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 2: It's very healing.
Speaker 3: They do a lot of stuff around it, sensual stuff
Speaker 3: around it.
Speaker 2: Tries to get rid of all the toxicity in my life.
Speaker 2: You go, you might need then.
Speaker 1: That's a beautiful insight, since what goes on in the
Speaker 1: private life of Jody. You only a lot of text
Speaker 1: coming through, as well, a lot of questions. I'll just
Speaker 1: read one blindly. It says, Jody, how's a finish? Actually,
Speaker 1: don't answer that jokes, don't answer that.
Speaker 3: Goodness being no, ask legitimate questions and I'll answer them
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: I think people believe you. Twenty four to ten also,
Speaker 1: have you had this message?
Speaker 6: What's it?
Speaker 2: Callding, lomy lommy.
Speaker 1: A happy happy, I heard happy, I heard stroked, all
Speaker 1: sorts of I'm not sure anyone else out there is
Speaker 1: getting one of these naked messages.
Speaker 2: If you don't want to heal yourself, I don't care.
Speaker 1: All right, thirty and twenty fourteen, or send us a text?
Speaker 1: Have you had this before? For double nine or nine?
Speaker 1: Nine or nine?
Speaker 4: If he stripped off, he would probably burst into flames.
Speaker 3: If he's stripped off, his hamstrings would be like, cover
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed that I let you down.
Speaker 1: I don't don't look at me.
Speaker 7: He's where you're waking up to Adelaide News Today, creaking news,
Speaker 7: breaking news, what's in the news today, snooze news.
Speaker 3: If you are just starting your day, you need to
Speaker 3: know what's going on in the last twelve to twenty
Speaker 3: four hours. And we look to the absolute doyan of
Speaker 3: news and that's news reader Abby.
Speaker 2: Please, it's even in my name? How just random is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, let's talk about cost of living because it's
Speaker 4: biting everybody. And I know it's really hard for so
Speaker 4: many people out there, but savos have come out with
Speaker 4: this really interesting new survey today. They've surveyed fifteen hundred
Speaker 4: people across the country and there's some really surprise stats
Speaker 4: about how people are coping with the cost of living.
Speaker 4: So around forty nine percent of people are showering or
Speaker 4: washing less to save money, twenty two percent are either
Speaker 4: living in darkness or using candles and torches at night,
Speaker 4: while one in ten are actually using public amenities to
Speaker 4: avoid using water at home. So these are some pretty
Speaker 4: scary statistics when you think about it, and you think
Speaker 4: about all the people out there who are struggling, and
Speaker 4: we talk about it a lot of our cost of living,
Speaker 4: but this is literally what's happening on the ground for
Speaker 4: people to cope with those cost of living pressures.
Speaker 2: So yeah, pretty interesting.
Speaker 3: That's awful, isn't it. It's really barting at the moment.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Matthew Perry and his death. Apparently it's
Speaker 3: being investigated by US law enforcement. So they're saying that
Speaker 3: he had ketamine in his system, which is the horse drug.
Speaker 2: Am I right, Yes, but you can produce that.
Speaker 4: Emily was talking to us about it before, and you
Speaker 4: can do there's a thing called ketamine therapy. Apparently, so
Speaker 4: you take really low doses of it and it's to
Speaker 4: help depression and anxiety and things like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, that sounds like risky business. We say it's
Speaker 1: Christy Tagan, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chrissy Tagan has used it before and done it before. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: So they're saying that they're still looking into how he
Speaker 3: got hold of that ketamine that was found in his
Speaker 3: system at the time of his death, and they're trying
Speaker 3: to zero in.
Speaker 2: On who's responsible for providing it.
Speaker 1: So as if it was, if it was prescribed, then
Speaker 1: that company obviously is in big trouble.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if it's prescribed, although otherwise the
Speaker 4: chasing illicit. Yeah, so if it was illicitly given or so,
Speaker 4: if it was illicit, then yeah, they could charge I'm assuming.
Speaker 3: But they're saying it's the equivalent of when you have surgery.
Speaker 3: It's like general anesthesia, that's how strong it is.
Speaker 4: So I know a guy who had open heart surgery
Speaker 4: and he had they gave him ketamine afterwards for his.
Speaker 2: Pain relief, and he was on a whole other level.
Speaker 2: For a good week.
Speaker 3: Goodness, if I had a dollar for every time news
Speaker 3: said I knew a guy dot, I'd be so in
Speaker 3: this space.
Speaker 1: I can understand I've had a lot of surgery over
Speaker 1: the journey or all football injuries. I can understand in
Speaker 1: that space while people become addicted to those sort of yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's very How does it make you feel fantastic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, completely loosens everything up and you absolutely feel as
Speaker 1: relaxed as everything. I remember a pathodae as well after
Speaker 1: a broken finger and my shoulder was so bad that
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep. That's one time I'd take methadone. And
Speaker 1: that's that stuffs dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, when you have a baby, they give you nothing.
Speaker 3: When you have a baby and you have a Caesar,
Speaker 3: they give you a drug and it's quite nice anyway.
Speaker 1: Hundred stuff the whole other story. Indeed, ten minutes past six,
Speaker 1: that's your post snooze news coming up next, Sha, it's
Speaker 1: while you're on fire. Do you mind just ratling off
Speaker 1: the first question because been ven machine quiz no prompts
Speaker 1: love that from you.
Speaker 2: Quite What the fork?
Speaker 3: What the fork goes on behind closed doors? Is the
Speaker 3: question for you? News Jos right now and she revealed
Speaker 3: something yesterday but had us shook shock.
Speaker 1: This was me afterwards, said we're always sitting there in
Speaker 1: the fetal position because shook.
Speaker 2: If you want to keep up with the young ones.
Speaker 1: Shook, we were shook.
Speaker 2: I said, sure, Yeah, he didn't, he said, I was shocked.
Speaker 1: I was shocked right therein because you said this yesterday.
Speaker 2: There I was in my bedroom.
Speaker 4: I just had a shower in my jarmies, and I'm
Speaker 4: plucking the hair out of my chin, as you.
Speaker 2: Know ask women have to do.
Speaker 1: And we were all shook, and we all collectively said, what's.
Speaker 4: That ninety five percent scent of the population of women
Speaker 4: understand what I'm talking about, do they?
Speaker 3: Yes, I had so many messages of support yesterday. Oh
Speaker 3: really Yeah, not from Andrew. Okay, no, not from Andrew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got You've got more chin hair than me.
Speaker 1: You were saying, Yeah, a little bit of alopicia all
Speaker 1: over my face.
Speaker 4: If we hang on, if we stand side by side
Speaker 4: and rub our cheeks together, we'll I get it.
Speaker 1: So that's the sort of stuff that you do in
Speaker 1: your spare time behind closed doors.
Speaker 2: Well have you unless I've got a then I've got all.
Speaker 4: This chin hair. Don't want that, do we? Well, I've
Speaker 4: got dark.
Speaker 2: Hair, I've got very thick hair, and I've got issues
Speaker 2: with my hormones. So here we are.
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go. We eventually got there. Twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. Your secret little behaviors behind closed doors. There's abbes.
Speaker 3: Please don't go to honestly, don't solicit for calls when
Speaker 3: you in this space.
Speaker 2: Are not immune?
Speaker 3: Were you or were you not plucking hairs from your
Speaker 3: ears the other day?
Speaker 1: That that is true. Nothing goes behind, nothing slips through,
Speaker 1: does it. I'm in an age now and I'm pushing forty.
Speaker 1: I'm getting black hairs and like on the side of
Speaker 1: my ears. So when you think about it, though, like
Speaker 1: you're supposed to have hair in specific places, like your eyebrows,
Speaker 1: for example, to stop dust from getting your eyes. Hair
Speaker 1: inside your ears sort of duesn't it. What the hell
Speaker 1: am I getting hairs on the outside of my is
Speaker 1: big Backhell?
Speaker 2: Maybe you've got hormonal issues too.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we should rubbies abby transfer some of
Speaker 1: the hairs over.
Speaker 8: You a well.
Speaker 3: I thought about you last night as I was in
Speaker 3: the chemist and you were talking about your chin hairs,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, this girl needs this.
Speaker 2: I brought you a light up lead tweezer.
Speaker 4: All right, you know what I've got home tweezers, I've
Speaker 4: got car tweezers.
Speaker 2: Now I can have work tweets. Go for it, baby.
Speaker 1: Right third and twenty four ten. That's what Abby gets
Speaker 1: up to behind closed doors, your little single behaviors. That's
Speaker 1: maybe you would expose just a bit of a harsh truth. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought I had some as well, some ones that
Speaker 1: I was getting away with. And then I asked my
Speaker 1: beautiful rock car yesterday some of the things that really
Speaker 1: annoy her, And turns out she is well aware of
Speaker 1: some of the things that I'm doing. Weed the toilet
Speaker 1: and the.
Speaker 2: Visit of the night, and don't flush it. Then it
Speaker 2: might wait everyone if you do flush it. But it's
Speaker 2: actually worse the fact that you leave your weed there
Speaker 2: stew overnight.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much character.
Speaker 2: Stewing weed.
Speaker 1: I thought I was getting away with it, and I
Speaker 1: thought I was doing the family favor.
Speaker 3: We why don't you please press flush because I don't
Speaker 3: want to wake up the family.
Speaker 2: No, see, I think that's my sister does that.
Speaker 4: She's got four children and haven't forbid waking all them up,
Speaker 4: so they do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's so strong it's like it looks like honey, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Means that may just severely dehydrated. Yes, get some help
Speaker 4: with that, good lord.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, give us a call. What's that
Speaker 3: stuff you're doing behind closed doors? Your secret kind of behavior?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that maybe makes other people if they found out. Go, Danielle,
Speaker 1: what are you doing that's potentially going to exposure?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I hide my chocolate in my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. You wouldn't be alone either.
Speaker 3: Okay, what sort of chocolate are we talking, Danielle?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Any, because if you take it in the house.
Speaker 6: It's gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, your kids, yes, kids and Adam partners are
Speaker 3: worth Yeah.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 3: Well, you just sneakily keep eating that chocolate. No one's
Speaker 3: going to expose you, except for all the people listening
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: I'll dobbering right now as well. My wife Kara, same
Speaker 1: sort of thing. Sometimes if I need a little sweet treat,
Speaker 1: I'll just go check the glove box or a little
Speaker 1: secret compartment in her car. Really, I'm sure I'm going
Speaker 1: to get a text any second. And that's completely around
Speaker 1: and that's bogus, But I reckon right now, there's some
Speaker 1: blollies in there. The only problem is with a six
Speaker 1: year old and a three year old, they now know
Speaker 1: those little secret hiding spots.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 3: So a good secret hiding spot that I've seen to
Speaker 3: hide chocolate from the kids is in the freezer. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you put it in the steam veg bag. Yeah, kids
Speaker 3: aren't going looking in there, going in there, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Kevin.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7: How are you good?
Speaker 3: What are you doing behind closed doors?
Speaker 6: A bit of a classic one, but biting my fingernails
Speaker 6: and spitting them out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do the morning we as well. Yes, we're disgusting, Kevin,
Speaker 1: I do the exact same thing. I'm not sure is
Speaker 1: it always your fingernails? Sometimes it's your toenails as well.
Speaker 1: Just any sort of name them? Yeah, yeah, sure, get that?
Speaker 2: So okay, okay, Kevin.
Speaker 3: A question to you, man, when you clip your toenails
Speaker 3: or bite your fingernails and you spit it out, who
Speaker 3: do you think is cleaning that up?
Speaker 6: Well, generally it's my warehouse guy when you find some.
Speaker 1: Doing once a week cleaning.
Speaker 6: So I'm hurting myself.
Speaker 1: Really, we're not monsters not doing it in our homes.
Speaker 1: We're doing at that workplace.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fine then, so it's good. Okay, Hey Peter,
Speaker 3: hey here, you're going good.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Dare I ask? Behind closed doors?
Speaker 7: Well, it's not me about over forty years ago, I
Speaker 7: was an apprentice and I had a boss who used
Speaker 7: to sit there with a paper clip and pick his
Speaker 7: ears and then slide it into his mouth.
Speaker 1: No, no, is horrible. He's the boss, Peter. So can
Speaker 1: you give him some feedback or does everyone just sit
Speaker 1: there and watch it and probably talk about it as
Speaker 1: soon as he's gone.
Speaker 7: I think it was more that we just what. No
Speaker 7: one wanted to say anything.
Speaker 1: You do it?
Speaker 7: While he was talking to you.
Speaker 1: What he does? He's fast appoint went, He's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I just don't care the words.
Speaker 2: What would it taste like you weren't brothers?
Speaker 1: That's horrible?
Speaker 3: Wow, Oh my goodness, Adam, Okay, what are you doing
Speaker 3: behind closed doors?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 6: Okay? So back in the day I used to do
Speaker 6: ye hello, yep, hi hello. Yeah. So back in the
Speaker 6: back in the day, I used to do five and
Speaker 6: I used to so I convinced missus baris three week swings.
Speaker 6: But you only used to speak to but the last week.
Speaker 6: I need to just go to Thailands with a couple.
Speaker 1: Of la last week, right, okay, so we're eating every time?
Speaker 5: Yeah so.
Speaker 6: Right, not every time, but yeah most most a good
Speaker 6: part of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did did they ever get the stage where you'd
Speaker 1: come home and she's like, hey, you're not saving as
Speaker 1: much money as you probably should. Where's the where's the money?
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, I still making cash? Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: just not as much, very much.
Speaker 1: And finally, Adam, did she did she find out?
Speaker 6: Yeah no, it's probably just got this. No, I never
Speaker 6: found out, but I'll always just come back home so refreshed,
Speaker 6: like I wasn't in the minds working like dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, so related, Adam.
Speaker 1: So maybe it was good.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was good for their relationship.
Speaker 3: Jasmine, Hello, please tell me you're not supporting news reader
Speaker 3: Abby in this space.
Speaker 5: I sure am.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, man, welcome to the club.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I have to do it a top time
Speaker 5: for a week, I guess from black one A couple of.
Speaker 2: Times a week. You are plucking your chin hairs?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, right, not.
Speaker 2: All of us are. Do you have dark hair yasmine?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, I am only forty one, but I
Speaker 5: am going through menopause. Oh, due to having breast cancer
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: So yes, so now I get to her.
Speaker 2: They don't want Yeah, it's fun, isn't it. I reckon.
Speaker 4: I was on the phone to Journey last night and
Speaker 4: as she was talking, I was a bit quiet, so
Speaker 4: I was plucking a few out.
Speaker 1: Because you're not quiet in the conversation.
Speaker 4: You've got your You've got your tweezers, you've got your
Speaker 4: house one, you've got your car ones, and now I've.
Speaker 2: Got work ones.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, I'm covered on all bases.
Speaker 1: Third and four. Those little secret behaviors behind closed doors
Speaker 1: that perhaps you're just hiding from your friends and family
Speaker 1: because you won't be judged, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, good morning Taylor, Good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you good?
Speaker 2: What are you doing in secret?
Speaker 8: I did it ages ago. I was working at a
Speaker 8: particular store and I noticed that their stock that they
Speaker 8: got from eBay was super cheap. So I just decided
Speaker 8: to take my myself into a business and I did
Speaker 8: the same thing. I grabbed, I grabbed the same stock
Speaker 8: and sold.
Speaker 1: It for less genuine entrepreneurs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it a bad thing, it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: So did you hide that from your family? Did you come?
Speaker 8: I hid that from all my coworkers, and that was
Speaker 8: kind of selling it as well at the store. So
Speaker 8: people will come in and come collect the items from
Speaker 8: the store.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: So what are you stealing stuff from your workplace and
Speaker 1: selling it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I at the back.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to circle back an entrepreneur. That's good,
Speaker 1: Holly leg which you know what, that's all the big
Speaker 1: business dogs have got a story, don't they. Somewhere, all
Speaker 1: the big guys.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you, Kayla.
Speaker 1: That's good. Joe's handbell bits has returned. And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. If there's someone who represents this particular space
Speaker 1: better than our boy Gussie from Moradale, then I eat
Speaker 1: my hat. Hey and guess what, well, the great Man
Speaker 1: joins us right now in the studio.
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm good, Beautiful Gussy tell us about handball.
Speaker 2: But it's last year. Oh it was really fun.
Speaker 10: I loved it, and it's good just competing on other
Speaker 10: schools and the kids are so talented, so it's like
Speaker 10: a competition of all other schools and it's just.
Speaker 2: Fun and you just got it.
Speaker 3: You've got to test yourself against the best, don't you, Gussy? Yeah,
Speaker 3: have you been doing a lot of practice?
Speaker 10: Yeah, with my mate at school.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what Gussie got right to the
Speaker 1: point he in last year, really did. We're going to
Speaker 1: have a new winner this year, so he Confromed. Gussie,
Speaker 1: have you taken the next steps to take yourself to
Speaker 1: the next level to be our handball champion potentially?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What have you been working on?
Speaker 10: Just like lefties, left handers and through the legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that lefties was a thing, So you're
Speaker 1: genuinely switching up hands.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it depends where the ball goes in the.
Speaker 1: Squares ambidexterous handballs. Yeah, that's what we've always said.
Speaker 2: For a sports reporter, you don't know too much about Handballed.
Speaker 1: I'm still learning.
Speaker 2: We're all learning in this space, and.
Speaker 1: Lucky, luckily we have an unofficial ambassador by the name
Speaker 1: of Gussie's going to teach us.
Speaker 3: Now, Gussie, what do you want to win for the
Speaker 3: prestige or do you want to win the cash cash?
Speaker 2: Mum's just put her hand up in the studio. She
Speaker 2: wants to win the cash thousand bucks. It's not to
Speaker 2: be sneezed out Gussie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well you went so far into the
Speaker 3: competition last year. Let's see if we can get you
Speaker 3: to the next level this year. Yeah, how would you
Speaker 3: feel playing in front of like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: fifty thousand people at the Adelaide Oval in the final.
Speaker 2: Oh, it will be amazing, be very cool, wouldn't it?
Speaker 1: Gussy? Just let you go take us through the haircut
Speaker 1: at the moment. This is beautifully long.
Speaker 10: Yeah, my mom doesn't let me cut it, and she
Speaker 10: says it's I'm a golden child.
Speaker 1: N nice, awesome, Thank you, Gussie. We'll see very soon. Good.
Speaker 1: Maybe let's talk in a monologue, can we? This is
Speaker 1: a strange new space for me. Would you believe it?
Speaker 1: And it turns out not everyone has an internal monologue
Speaker 1: and you. Studies revealed that those who do not have
Speaker 1: one may struggle to perform certain memory tests and you
Speaker 1: studies reveal that those who do not have one may
Speaker 1: perform you certain I already said that I forgot it.
Speaker 1: See what I'm talking about here? This is crazy. So
Speaker 1: in this study published in the Journal of Psychological Science,
Speaker 1: great journal, by the way, journal all the journals that
Speaker 1: I read, shelf half of the participants had very little
Speaker 1: in a voice, while the other half had a very
Speaker 1: strong inner speech. There was a small percentage that didn't
Speaker 1: have one at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, Joe's I think on one of those people, where
Speaker 2: do you sit?
Speaker 1: I don't think I have an internal monologue? Right, so
Speaker 1: explain to me quite quickly. And what even isn't in
Speaker 1: a monologue?
Speaker 3: So it's basically, if you have a thought in your head,
Speaker 3: can you hear it?
Speaker 1: No? I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's going on? All right?
Speaker 3: So there's no in a voice in your head saying hey, Andrew,
Speaker 3: don't run that red light.
Speaker 2: There's no audible voice.
Speaker 1: You know exactly what's going on in my head? This
Speaker 1: you've got two options. In fact, you've probably got three options.
Speaker 1: Of course, you've got the little monkey playing symbol.
Speaker 2: There isbe do you have a name?
Speaker 1: He shall remain nameless, because how could you put a
Speaker 1: name on such a thing of beauty?
Speaker 2: But anonymous.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of a theme song when I'm
Speaker 1: walking around, and then sometimes it to combine beautifully, and
Speaker 1: that's I think that's my internal monologue. Two guys, and
Speaker 1: I think that's the extent of my internal monolo.
Speaker 2: And that's it?
Speaker 1: And is that normal? No? What's going on in your head?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a woman, so at any given time there
Speaker 3: are I reckon, approximately fifteen eight hundred and seventy six
Speaker 3: thoughts going on at the same time.
Speaker 1: All sort of clashing over the top of each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They range from what are the kids doing? What
Speaker 2: are we having for dinner? What am I saying on
Speaker 2: the radio? What's happening in channel ten? Should I be
Speaker 2: in the news? Am I on the news? That sort
Speaker 2: of vibe, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, what about you news reader? Have you you
Speaker 1: just over analyzing everything? And what's your monologue saying? Right?
Speaker 2: Hers?
Speaker 3: I know hers, I hate everyone and everything? That's it,
Speaker 3: full stop.
Speaker 4: No. On the other side of that, it's oh they
Speaker 4: don't like me. Oh they just looked at me. Oh
Speaker 4: they think I'm ugly. Oh they think I'm this. It's
Speaker 4: constantly constantly going, I need to do this. When I
Speaker 4: finish work, I'm going to do this. Oh I need
Speaker 4: to do that. Hastangan toori is tank wake it up?
Speaker 4: This morning is getting old?
Speaker 1: And you hearing that back in your voice? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: your voice, you're hearing that back constantly. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Can you just do the simple thing again.
Speaker 1: It's peaceful.
Speaker 2: I want to be out of my head.
Speaker 1: You know, last jump into my brain and let's go
Speaker 1: for a nice move, shall we. It's good.
Speaker 2: It would be relaxing, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: No deep thoughts here.
Speaker 3: Would I never I never thought I would say this
Speaker 3: as I really want.
Speaker 2: To be a man.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, believe you this ready for I mean,
Speaker 1: it's I think it's pretty fair to say that we
Speaker 1: just we love love s best.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: You said nothing that us got on there own.
Speaker 2: It just a girl standing in front of the boy
Speaker 2: asking him.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, William, They did get together William?
Speaker 2: Thatcher was that his name?
Speaker 1: Wasn't it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was a real fumbly mess, wasn't he? Who would
Speaker 1: have thought that a big time movie scar like an
Speaker 1: A Scott would form love with it? Just a random
Speaker 1: dude in England.
Speaker 2: And not very in real life, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, William, you've met him? She grant. Yeah. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you about one of the nicest love stories
Speaker 1: that I've seen in a long time?
Speaker 2: Please? Do I need some faith?
Speaker 1: You know, when you see old couples, like really old
Speaker 1: couples and it makes you go, oh, that is fantastic.
Speaker 3: So I was just saying off here that I genuinely
Speaker 3: saw a couple yesterday who would have been, oh god,
Speaker 3: a late nineties, probably walking down the street, hunched over
Speaker 3: but holding hands.
Speaker 2: And I love that so much it makes me cry.
Speaker 1: And then you turn back over and they're madly pashing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm like, WHOA, what's the cutoff?
Speaker 3: Can I just draw a line on something? Don't ever
Speaker 3: make that noise into the.
Speaker 1: Don't grandma, that's my great great grandma over there, just
Speaker 1: sucking a bit of face. How about this for a
Speaker 1: story which is absolutely gorgeous. Eighty eight year old woman
Speaker 1: has married her high school crush after reconnecting at their
Speaker 1: fiftieth high school reunion.
Speaker 3: This is nice.
Speaker 1: Her name is Elaine Hall. She's eighty eight. She married
Speaker 1: her childhood crush, Rolando Pesaro, seventy four years after they
Speaker 1: first met. She's quoted as saying, I thought I had
Speaker 1: my life all figured out, retired to the beach with
Speaker 1: my friends, my family. But when it did happen to me,
Speaker 1: it was pure and simple chemistry. I feel the same
Speaker 1: way as I did at fifteen. I still get butterflies.
Speaker 1: I love him so much.
Speaker 2: Love your story, beautiful.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, that's so nice. And I will say
Speaker 3: this to you and to newsreader abby. Love strikes you
Speaker 3: when you're not looking for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spot on, you're listening to this news reader, Abbe.
Speaker 2: There's so much, so much silence. I have nothing to say.
Speaker 2: I've already met the love of my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it could be seventy four years in the making.
Speaker 4: He's a little bit shorter than what I would go for,
Speaker 4: but that's okay.
Speaker 2: Who is it tank or Tory Tank?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: He just hasn't broken my heart.
Speaker 4: Smells a bit funny, got little legs, but that's okay.
Speaker 4: Like I said, you know, short kings deserve love too, true. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so weird passion though. Yeah, his breath smells good, very badly,
Speaker 4: so I need to get him to the actually. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's the love of my life because it's just easier
Speaker 4: for me at the moment.
Speaker 2: And every time you make out you have to give
Speaker 2: him a little doggie treat. It's weird, correct if he
Speaker 2: needs to.
Speaker 1: Be rewarded for performing certain tasks. I love these stories, though, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Are there other stories like this out there? Like did
Speaker 1: someone Did you reunite with someone after years and years apart?
Speaker 3: You do hear about this quite often, about like husband
Speaker 3: and wives splitting up and then they get back together
Speaker 3: and remarry.
Speaker 1: With those stories, we could genuinely almost write a script
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: That's what we want to hear about this morning, thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten, Christy, what happened with you?
Speaker 2: Love?
Speaker 9: Hey? Sorry?
Speaker 8: My partner and I got together four years ago, but
Speaker 8: before that, we knew each other in high school. He
Speaker 8: actually dated one of my back then, So this is
Speaker 8: going back fifteen years ago. We got told numerous times
Speaker 8: by friends to date, and that kind of put me
Speaker 8: off him for a very long time, and then eventually
Speaker 8: I was like, what the hell, I'll reach out to him,
Speaker 8: and yeah, we clicked really quickly and we've been dating
Speaker 8: ever since.
Speaker 7: Then.
Speaker 8: He's the love of my life and I'm do waiting
Speaker 8: for a ring.
Speaker 2: But you went to high school together? How long ago?
Speaker 8: Fifteen years ago?
Speaker 2: Fifteen years ago?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I knew him obviously through my friend and
Speaker 8: him dating, But yeah, we hung out a few times.
Speaker 2: But I was going to say, did you think he
Speaker 2: was a bit cute back then?
Speaker 8: I did?
Speaker 6: I did think he could.
Speaker 5: Do better, and then he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's his name? What's his name?
Speaker 8: His name is Jared. He was actually on the show
Speaker 8: yesterday with the guest the songs, the classical songs.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, I'll tell.
Speaker 2: You what free opportunity.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Christy. What he can do is
Speaker 1: he can take you to a wall cinema. Yep. Question.
Speaker 2: We have essentially facilitated your engagement. You're welcome. Maybe good
Speaker 2: luck with that.
Speaker 1: This is nice, it's good story.
Speaker 2: Good morning Susie, Good morning guys. What happened.
Speaker 9: Well, when I was at school, I was like sixteen,
Speaker 9: and I had become friends with this guy I was
Speaker 9: a little bit older than me. Yeah, anyway, we lived
Speaker 9: in the same area and we sort of hung out
Speaker 9: for a little bit, but I had this huge crush
Speaker 9: on him. Obviously didn't tell anyone, wouldn't let him know,
Speaker 9: and we sort of, you know, became became friends. But
Speaker 9: then we went out separate ways. And thirteen years later,
Speaker 9: I was out at the shops and he actually stopped me.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, just came out and he's like, oh,
Speaker 9: you know, do you reckon you remember me? And I'm like,
Speaker 9: I don't even know who you are to go away. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: that was kind of that. And then he explained who
Speaker 9: he was and I was like, god, I can't believe that. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and now we've been dating and together for six years. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's really cool.
Speaker 3: My mind first goes to which shop? Which shop was it?
Speaker 9: You know what, I'm not going to pack some really embarrassed.
Speaker 2: No, go on, please say.
Speaker 9: It the reject Shop, because when I chilled my friends
Speaker 9: the same thing and they're like, that'll be that'll.
Speaker 1: Be right, there's no message that.
Speaker 6: There's not.
Speaker 2: That's where I found my new co host.
Speaker 1: Then who would you believe? At the reject Shop as well?
Speaker 1: I was in the bargain being oh good stuff. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Eusie, Thank you so much to everybody
Speaker 1: who has contributed in a little love gathering.