WEBVTT - The Tall Tales of Gary Johns 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.400 Thank you to all of all listeners who continue to 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:04.440 listen to us. Look, if you're enjoying the podcast, just 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.680 do us a favorite. Hit that follow button on your 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:09.559 podcast app right now. It helps us bring your great 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:12.640 new episodes and make sure that you won't miss anything. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.840 Whether you're on Spotify, Apple Podcast, or anywhere else. Just 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:19.959 tap follow or subscribe and stay in the loop. Anyway, guys, cheers, 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:22.760 Welcome to John's Family podcast for this week. Apologies people, 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.360 if I'm just patting my face. I cut myself shaving 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.200 and bloody hell it won't stop. Yeah, I might bleed 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:29.360 out when. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.640 You cut yourself shaving. Jesus, hard to stop the bleeding, 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.720 isn't it? I reckon, it's the hardest thing to stop 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.200 the bleeding in that era. Like you're always you're probably 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:36.760 not the hardest. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:39.000 But have you ever med hit with the machete? No? 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:42.560 No, no, no, he's probably I've seen the movie, though, No 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.599 I have never never been hit with a machete. No, no, no, no, 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:49.080 no no. Hey, can we just address something right off 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:49.360 the top? 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:49.879 Right off the top? 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.440 We usually do Homeland Insecurity, which is a segment where 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.080 we uplift or we air our dirty laundry out, so 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.040 to speak. Yeah, yeah, anything that might be happening in 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:02.720 the home. Things just happened straight away. As we're about 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.840 to come into the studio, Trish was having a go 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.920 at Jack because Jack decided, first time ever to take 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:10.319 something out of the washing machine. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.200 That's that's a that's a piss take. That's a piss take. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.399 It is because I have lived on my own for 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.800 a number of years now, and I have the I 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.560 have the way I talk. Okay yea, and yeah you're 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:24.399 talk in talking now. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.160 If you want true no, no, no, you are your side. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:27.520 I want to get at your side, and then Trish 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:28.119 can have herself. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.319 I have my way of doing my washing and doing 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.000 washing and putting things in the dryer right which they're 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.279 actually in this house at the moment. They're mine because 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.880 my ones were more operational in my apartment in Newcastle 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.600 than the ones that you've had here. Wow, And she's 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:42.960 had to go with me today. By the way I 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.520 do things, you know what, I like to wash things 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:46.000 my way. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.240 Yeah, I know, I'm back with Mum and Dad. 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.280 Doesn't mean they have to clean up all my ship 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:50.600 for me. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.640 But that's fair, that's fair. But can I don't think 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:57.440 Trish was actually having a go about you putting your 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.880 stuff in the dryer. I believe she was angry because 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:01.920 you put dad stuff in the dry and. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.280 Actually, Cooper, when I looked into it closer, it was 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:04.800 your stuff. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:06.040 So you should be angry. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.480 Pants, Yeah, a couple of new pants that he put 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.320 in the dry and Matt's favorite shirt. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.480 Maybe you should start washing. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.160 What you need to do is mind your own business. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:21.160 Yeah right, Jack's one of these people. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.840 There's such a thing where. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:31.519 Parents involve kids. It's got a term in their dramas. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.640 What's the term, though you can use I don't know 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.360 what the term is. 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.160 And but it's it's a thing. It's a bad thing 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:43.280 where adults bring their children into their dramas. But which 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.920 we don't do. But what Jack loves to do. He 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.679 loves to embed himself in any of our business. And 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.840 I might be talking about so what's what's are you 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.280 talking about? So like, hey, none of your business. If 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.920 you didn't if you go to voice yours business, half. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.440 Nable to know. It's got a curious mind, hasn't he? 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.560 Now what did you do? Just quickly? What did he do? 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.680 Okay, so lazily he just grabbed the load of washing 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:11.160 out of the washing machine and just put it straight 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.120 in the dry without looking at what it was. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:14.720 Hopefully it wasn't some my stuff. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.480 Yeah, your favorite Scotland shirt. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.680 Oh yeah, true, because your shirts are tiny enough. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.760 I'm I'm telling you right now, if my shirt shrinks 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:24.880 or any way shape or form, you're going to meet 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.880 distraction and destroy. And they're in a pretty wild mood. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:28.639 They are there. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.799 And for those weren't listening, David's holding up. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.079 His fists right, fists and left And that's the thing. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.280 It's probably not frowned upon for you to hit Jack 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.480 now because he's what twenty seven, So it's. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:41.800 Not like I'd almost encourage it. I'd be almost interested 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:42.800 to see how it'd turn out. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.480 On the right destruction, the left hands destroy and right 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.240 in the middle bush the liverlepil qiss bruh. Are you 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.280 going to come in the middle head? You get jeez? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:53.560 I was going to say, you're not going to hit 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:55.960 him with your old fellow downstairs. You get him straight 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:59.240 between the eyes, straight between the eyes, his teeth out. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.840 You don't know, let me, but can I do the 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:04.520 introductional question? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:04.680 DA? 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.160 Today you're a bit tired. Okay, if you had to 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:11.200 choose an Australian movie or TV character for the other 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:14.040 family members, should I read it wrong? Again? I did 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:19.480 it for myself, always would selfish. I'm such a selfish I. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:23.280 Stuck with one movie because I thought it fitted the belt. Okay, 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:28.320 Maddie John's you are Darryl Kerrigan and sometimes we get 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.279 that from the castle. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.120 We're crossing over here a little bit yep. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:38.200 Oh really yeah? So why just your little curious mind? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:42.200 Sometimes I think I'll get a copyright on that today. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.000 Yeah, I know, Will. 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:46.120 You two are similar Jack and are very similar characters. 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:47.560 We're going to get to that. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:51.960 So you know, how did you make that? 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.800 That's really beautiful and the dull and all the old 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.479 school terms? 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.760 How did you make those? On mist with eggs? With eggs? 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.080 You hear that through rain took. 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.760 And got your Dennis. Yeah, I wish I knew that 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:06.960 was a dodgy lawyer. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.080 He is the Jerry Krause. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.440 Yeah, very charismatic. It's not dodgy as much as just 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:14.680 I'll take your word for it. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:19.560 Just inexperience and Matt you're the son in law the 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:23.520 Greek god con Petropolis. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.200 Yea, Jack's Jack, not me. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:28.760 Didn't I just say Jack said, I'm sure I said 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:29.600 Jack back. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:30.480 Are you kidding? 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:32.479 I'm happy to go back and listen. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:35.920 Yes, who said one? 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.600 Come on, Yeah, I've gone it's funny, coop. I've gone, well, 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:41.840 I'll start a Jack. I've gone Darryl Kerrigan for Jack 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.320 because because there's no bullshit. He's a straight up guy 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:48.120 and he's just a good dude. That truth. After that 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:53.359 rap game, change it, after the shrinking my Scotch and 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:54.200 soda shirt. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.360 And you're getting bigger. So I mean, looking at you, mate, 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.479 it'll look tiny on your tank top. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.240 Mate, get a lot of mail on Dad's top. So 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.080 I'll see a lot of these comments getting around and 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.920 tell you what American his shirt's getting tighter by the year. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:11.080 You always ask because you've got quite loud shirts. They're 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:12.039 very charismatic. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.040 When have you started to get this these things through? 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:19.520 Hates people give feedback, but we like to protect you 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.360 from the haters and stuff from social media. 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.680 But so you can they're like, oh, where's Matt. Where's 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.200 Matt shirt? I often get quite I. 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:31.200 Love the shirt, Trish, I've gone your auntie entity. I 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.000 don't know who that she is Teena Turner's character in 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.440 She's the Queen of Buttertown in Mad Max three Beyond 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:42.800 Thunderdarme Turner's character Auntie Entity And Cooper, I've gone Bubby 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:48.279 for you, Nicholas Hope's character Bad Boy Bubby in the 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.880 movie Bad Boy Bubby, an Australian movie. Australian movie, Let's 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:54.960 hope all our listeners are over the age of sixty, 0:06:55.360 --> 0:07:00.040 well watching people by. Yeah, he's a bit of a 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.320 nod one is Bubby. He lives downstairs in the attic 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:06.880 and there's some weird things to go on and stuff 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.920 like that. It usually it was an incest thing, but 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.560 that's not the reason of. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.720 My immediate thought was to put him as Kramer. But 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.160 you specified astray in Australia. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:20.640 Yeah, in the world. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:24.160 My first one I've gone with. For cobber Jack Simpson, 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:28.200 otherwise known as Mick Mulloy's character in cracker Jack. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:29.520 Yes, I'll take that. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.880 Yeah, I've never seen either. Yea gratefully, we used to 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.040 have it on. I remember it's one of our old 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:39.320 bcr Yeah, that's how long ago it was. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:39.640 Yeah. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:43.320 And for Cooper, I've gone with his name's Lyle Orlick 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.600 from Boy Swallow's universe, the old man that takes the 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:47.920 sunder like drug deals and stuff. 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:49.040 He's a bad guy. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:49.680 I feel like. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.600 Brian Brown character. Now he's a good dude. 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:52.360 He's good dude. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.920 Yeah, I just feel like that bad boy persona. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.480 You try to strive for bad boy with a good heart. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:59.920 Bad boys. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.520 What you're going to do, What. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:03.600 You're going to do when he comes for you? 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.080 And for Trush, I've gone with one of our favorite 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:08.640 Neighbors characters. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.720 Tody to I love Tody with the undercut. 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:19.080 Yeah, similarities Now, I read the question wrong, the relationships. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:23.280 I did Humphrey be Bear for myself. He's a honey 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.679 loving bear, lives in a tree house in the Magic Forest, 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:29.560 pants and he's a mute, loves no pants, dance and 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.520 he's mute. I didn't realize that upon researching. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:32.360 But he's never spoken. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.360 Yeah, I didn't realize that. So when you're a kid, 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.920 I think I always thought the narrator was his voice. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.160 Turns out the narrator was something else's voice. Huntry be 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.199 Bear to what not necessarily mute? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.960 What did he do? Humphrey Bee Bear? He saw he's 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.040 a friend of his. Did a gruesome murder when he 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.360 was young to prove that he wasn't going to snitch 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.439 on him, he cut his own tongue off. Is that real? 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:59.000 Jeez, my dear lord, if such animals, animals can't really murder, 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.600 can they? Because I suppose it's more of a are 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:01.160 you kidding me? 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:01.520 A bear? 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.600 But I mean that's not considered murder. There's no animal 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.440 cord of law. Where did you see the Revenant? Did 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:08.240 just sit with that bear? 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:12.479 Did Leonard out of Caprica? It didn't just kill him? 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:14.560 It did that. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:19.760 Allegedly, you will that and we'll don't speak, so it's okay, 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:20.440 well to each other. 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:22.839 They do. And two they communicated to it. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.120 They do not speak truth, but they do communicate, do 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.040 communicate through other signs. I will say, a perfect segue 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:29.800 into the next thing. I want to quickly bring up 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.600 rest in peace to the pope who just yeah. 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.559 That's right. Yeah, it seemed like a pretty decent good 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.800 I didn't really hear any bad stories about him. Over 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.920 over the centuries, there's been some despicable popes. I wouldn't 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:42.959 say he's been one of the bad ones. Has actually 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:47.880 been in history. Throughout history, there's been some tuttle grub. Yeah, 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:49.880 have you guys even though they're men of the cloth. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.760 Well, Amazon have moved very swiftly and they've acquired the 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.079 rights to the movie Conclave in the Now that because 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.479 that's what happens. It's about what happens after. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.640 The pope, the choosing of the next pope. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.240 Yeah, the choosing the next pope. So it's very good flick. Actually, 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:06.160 I recommend people to watch. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.000 That's a good recommendation I might get because I was 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:09.720 curious about that. And you know what, I'm always so 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.240 aggressive about why is it always an old pope? 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.120 Why not? Can they ever just sixteen year old? Yeah, 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:15.640 I agree with that. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:17.520 I think that's to be young, but maybe like maybe 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.760 into the role. What's run wrong with like a thirty 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.319 or a forty year old? Why is it always someone 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.439 sixty plus SPF sixty plus of. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:27.120 Course usually because it's based upon the cardinals, and you 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.400 don't usually reach cardinal status until that. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.199 Yeah, it's all politics, that's you have to get the vote. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.240 They remember, they sit in the Vatican. They can't leave, 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.440 they can't leave a room until the white smoke comes. 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.880 Yeah, like phones taken away from them. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:42.240 Everything. 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.120 It's pretty it's pretty like you've got to be very 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.680 isicolate because they don't want anything to influence anyone else's 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.080 vote once they go into the conclave. But the thing 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:53.839 that surprised me the most was just how political it was, like, 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.319 what people have to do to try and gain each 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:56.880 other's vote. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.760 It's very can I ask Jack how many are in there? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:00.520 Many of them? 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.280 I don't know the exact number, but. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:04.160 There was complicated. 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:04.600 Yeah, a lot. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.040 And they've got their own quarters to live in and 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:06.680 stuff like that. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:08.800 But well, I do have the insights coop for a 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.800 few people. Creepy because I was up in Cesnot and 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:13.480 Newcastle over the Weak, which we're going to get to. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.640 We've got a ton of stories from the Hunt of Valley. 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.839 But Gaz said, actually, an old teacher of you and 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:22.000 Joey Gary John's your dad has tipped him to be 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:22.640 the next pope. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.160 Mister mass Card. I don't know. If Father Mass called. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:27.599 It might be mister mass tell it. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:29.839 They'd be hard up. He's a great guy. He's a 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:30.280 nice guy. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.160 Mister mass Cord through the bishop the cardinals. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.760 I think he's I think he's made his way up 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.640 because I said, where's he now? He's not living in 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.240 the hunt of Valley. He's down the coast. I think 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:40.920 he's down bull and gone away or something like that. 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.720 And Gaze says, I'll tell you right now, he's on 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:44.839 his way to being a pope. And Gale says, he's sure, Gas, 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.319 I mean he's very biased as well. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:51.400 Yeah, yeah, And he does make stuff up as well. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.160 Because he was mister Masscored when he taught me, and 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.600 then he went in the priesthood he had become Father 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.240 mass Card. Well, we have nicknames for him like mister 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.520 Massage Parlah, which is pretty fit now that he fit 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:03.959 now that. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:07.240 Is actually speaking of that? Was there another story about 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.120 another one of Matthew's teachers in the footy when he 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:11.080 was ten years old. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.000 Oh yeah, okay, you're gonna like this. So me and 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.280 Gas once she went to the pub. When we were there, 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.160 he took me down. He said, hey, coops, why don't 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:19.720 we go down to the Australian. We'll have a feed 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.439 And we ended up not eating at all. He ended 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:23.959 up just having he had a two years old I'd 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:28.080 answered a few beers. Anyway, I've gone in and there's 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.640 a bloke who come over and said, how are you 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:32.560 going to talk to him for a little bit? Gaz securday, 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.200 Gail was sitting there, your mother, and Gail says, remember him, Gaz, 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.199 And he said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, And she said, oh, 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.319 he used to coach Matt in the in the juniors. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:44.400 And I went, oh, how good's that? That's nice to 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.160 like trip down remember a few titles. Yeah, nice to 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.440 meet some of them. And then Gail told a story 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:52.079 about when you might have been under tens or something. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.160 She said, oh, apparently he chipped. He chipped Matt to 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.200 Gazz and said, oh, you know, I think he can 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.720 be doing way out there. I think he's And then 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.040 Gaz is, what does that mean? He says, I've I 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.960 think he's got a low work grade. He's lazy talking 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.760 about you. Obviously Gaz's ten year old son you And 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:07.040 apparently Gaz jobbed him. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.760 I remember turning up and uncle, sorry, under ten's on 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.200 this Sunday Mornings. We used to play Sunday Mornings and 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.960 there's just a weird vibe. And I heard them all chatty, 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.880 and I heard the assistant Cosey, So what happened? What 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.440 did just said Gaz? Because I just said that like 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.120 you know, you know, Matt's got talent, but he's just 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.800 he's just lazy. And then he just he just started 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.320 bashing me that was going on. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:30.720 Nah. 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.079 Yeah, he told me a few stories about about times 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.079 the job people he probably shouldn't have. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.440 He only when he was nineteen used to working an 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.719 asbestos mine for a bit. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.160 Gaz. 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:41.960 Yeah, and he had to go out and work there. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:44.280 And after three weeks he come back and Gail said, 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.720 what's going on, Gaz? He said, oh, you know, I don't. 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.400 I missed you so bloody march. I missed your so 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.920 bloody march. I just had to come back. Two weeks later, 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.360 they were at the pub when someone come up and 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.760 told Gail that he'd actually got sacked because he punched 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:56.160 the boss. 0:13:57.840 --> 0:13:58.360 That'll do it. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.000 When I was a young gery, we went to Peden's. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.840 I was probably fifteen. Used to be able to hang 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.000 around the bar a little bit there, and this guy 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:06.800 there was a sort of youngish guy there who was 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.240 hassling Gazz, like given Gazer. You know, there was a 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.079 few guys here, you know, and he was just showing off, 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:13.920 going of his old blow. Okay, they're in is a 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:15.640 tough guy and all the old man is just sitting 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.679 there and then goes to me, I'll show you how 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.520 you'd handle this. So what happened was Gazz went into 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.280 literally walked into the toilet and just waited in there 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:29.120 for him, just waited, waited, and he gone and gazes 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.280 make go. This is his old trick. He's just waiting 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.400 in the toilet. Next minute, bloke walking walked in there 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.160 and apparently Gazzer's mate was in there as well. And 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.080 when this guy walked in, Gaz goes surprise. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.960 And the rest is history. Yeah, I love mad love, 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:46.800 oh you know. And then Matt was born nine months 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.120 later just a joke, of course. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.360 He obviously Gaz not in the gloryhole. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.040 I'll tell you what Gaz had some I was only there. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.160 I was incessanot for maybe a day and a half. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.880 A day and a half incessant. And the amount of 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.320 stories that I've come out with it. He's just the 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.000 gift that keeps on giving Gas and Gale. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:05.600 He's incredible. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.000 We've got to get him on the podcast. At one 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.920 stage said we've got to get him on because he 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.920 just gives you. I mean, half of his stories are true. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.080 But like they are just my favorite one. So my 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.520 favorite one. He told a story. He said, we're driving down, 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.880 he goes Cootz. We're driving down from Cesnot and we're 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:22.800 driving down with Andrew's son Samuel. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.360 We don't talk about Samuel much. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:24.840 Yeah. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:28.000 Yeah, we have Andrew's son who's my age, Samuel. We 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.680 probably haven't mentioned him enough on this party. Yeah, but 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.960 I mentioned his birthday a few times ye week. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:36.160 He's eight weeks younger than you. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:40.080 Okay, well that's interesting, we'll clip that up. And then 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.800 so they're driving down to see Joey in Sydney and 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:48.080 apparently now everyone will remember this. In twenty twelve, the 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.440 az Tech calendar was ending and they had that big 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.600 movie twenty twelve, which had alluded to the fact the 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.040 world's going to end at the end of the as 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.360 Tech calendar. I remember, I was really scared. We were 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.120 actually in Thailand at the time as a family, and 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.080 it happened, and I was shitting myself. I thought, this 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.200 is the end. And I'm in Thailand, like Jesus Great, 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:07.080 where at the Massad's parlors? No, no, no, I'm Jack third Railings. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:07.360 Yeah. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.920 Yeah. Anyway, so they're listening to two gb on the 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:15.400 drive down, and Benny Fordham's on and ben Fordham had 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.720 someone on talking about it, and Samuel's in the back listening. 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.280 Obviously it's the first time he's heard that the world's 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.640 about to end this year, and Benny Fordham was talking 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.920 to him about you know, obviously just I was getting 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.240 questions curious about why do they think the world's going 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.600 to end anyway, Gaz said. Samuel starts getting really upset 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.120 in the back and he's going, oh damn it, Gaz, 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.960 why'd you take me out of the world's about the end? 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:38.640 And you've taken me away from my mom. If I 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.080 knew it was the last time I'm going to see 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:41.800 my mom, I would have given her the biggest hug 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.320 in the world. And Gaz has gone, oh no, what 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:43.920 have I done? 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:44.840 And he's warned. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:48.400 Joey said, Joey, Samuel's in a state. He's in a 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:52.160 bad way. He's not he's thinking. He's thinking, we're a 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.080 week away from death and we've taken him away from 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:56.680 his hometown. And he gets down there and Joey's trying 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:58.440 to talk him through and go mate. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:59.640