Speaker 1: We got Getty Morning every day, every lady, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Adelaide, Lly On, Delli and Jelly on the Blie flying
Speaker 2: through the belly singing nearly with they.
Speaker 3: Please, Welcome to the show, Josh Shelley, Jodes.
Speaker 4: We've always said this, Fridays start the right way when
Speaker 4: Joshua Shelley is in the studio.
Speaker 5: Serious Welcome Josh, Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: It's always nice when you come off a showdown win, No.
Speaker 5: It is makes it a lot easier to Yeah.
Speaker 1: What were the celebrations like? Short lived?
Speaker 5: They were We got to move on pretty quickly, but
Speaker 5: it was a great win, especially for our fellow mate
Speaker 5: Rory Slain and we had Debutane Dan Kirton and Matt
Speaker 5: Crash one fifty. There was a few things going on,
Speaker 5: so it was a good win for those works.
Speaker 1: Can I ask Ruth Sloane text walk at greatest romance
Speaker 1: of all time?
Speaker 4: It's up probably yeah, I'd see what it would have eventually,
Speaker 4: maybe even pass that romance. It's probably going to be
Speaker 4: Josh Shelley and jakeson Lego. Okay, is that it's pretty
Speaker 4: strong from what we're seeing in the early days.
Speaker 1: How much time are you two spending together away from
Speaker 1: the club. A lot we lived together, so okay, well
Speaker 1: that'll do it. Does he have any habits at home
Speaker 1: that you find a little bit irritating or annoying?
Speaker 5: There's some disgusting things that go on. We actually live
Speaker 5: with Luke Nan Curvis, so he's another part of the
Speaker 5: bromance the trio. Yeah, we share a tour together, so
Speaker 5: it won't going to about that. You can just imagine.
Speaker 4: Wow, just makes you wonder, doesn't it. Anyway, let's just
Speaker 4: move on into what was it interesting situation during the
Speaker 4: week big screen at training with some showdown highlights. What
Speaker 4: exactly was going on? Can you lift the lid on
Speaker 4: this place?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the media were quoting that we're watching the highlights
Speaker 5: from the game and just celebrating that, which was completely wrong.
Speaker 4: Strange and a bunch of Crows players we're eating popcorn
Speaker 4: while these.
Speaker 1: Things were going a couple of beanbags.
Speaker 5: I don't even think we watched that once, to be honest,
Speaker 5: we'll too busy training. But yeah, to tell everyone, we're
Speaker 5: just watching some contested stuff that was going on, some
Speaker 5: of our game plan things that we executed. Well, so
Speaker 5: that's what was being played.
Speaker 4: Just to confirm that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Completely unusual for football reporters to twist things to suit
Speaker 1: their own means is Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: We know we can do. Was report on what you see?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Josh. There was an interesting deposit made in
Speaker 1: someone's locker this week. Tell us about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a certain individual that wanted to put
Speaker 5: a bird in another person's locker and thought he would
Speaker 5: get away with it until there was a camera footage
Speaker 5: of him with his jersey on while doing it with
Speaker 5: the number ten on, which made it even so. Luke Pedler,
Speaker 5: you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Did someone go let's check the cameras
Speaker 1: on that and see who's done it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it'll through the front door as well. So
Speaker 5: you were never going to a.
Speaker 1: Way so stealth, so stealth from Luke Pedler.
Speaker 4: Who's the biggest prankster at the club by the way,
Speaker 4: Luke Padley, Because never Hendry gives it a crack, doesn't.
Speaker 5: It he does. That's why he was the one who
Speaker 5: coughed it. A bit of wall going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, big job a head up in Brisbane it is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they at home in Brisbane, I mean at home in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I love a wrong location.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: No one does it better.
Speaker 4: The amount of times Joseph Joey's turned up to the
Speaker 4: wrong stadium ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not even joking. We had there was
Speaker 1: a I reckon it was a Crows presser once that
Speaker 1: I went all the way to the West Lakes for
Speaker 1: and it was it Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's good anyway, Yeah, it's going to be exciting.
Speaker 5: They obviously had a really good win with four or
Speaker 5: five players that weren't even playing, so they did really
Speaker 5: well there. And they had one of those guys who
Speaker 5: played a whole VFL game eight macers and then came
Speaker 5: and played, so that was pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: And kicked the goal on the boot and kicked the guard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So for all those nutrition us out there, you have
Speaker 1: to eat the right food. Es Mack is the key
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Speaker 4: There's definitely something in that, Josh, and no doubt should
Speaker 4: be up today with what's going on because you're an
Speaker 4: aved over listener. Saturday, the eighteenth of May, I'm going
Speaker 4: to strap the skates back on and I'm going to
Speaker 4: play for Elizabeth Eagles against Central United. So are you
Speaker 4: aware of what's been happening in the meter at the
Speaker 4: moment with are the Elizabeth Eagles?
Speaker 5: I am aware. I'm pretty sure they were the team
Speaker 5: that lost by was it five hundred points? The biggest
Speaker 5: ever amateurly.
Speaker 1: Eighty two goals? Can you imagine playing in a game
Speaker 1: and watching eighty two goals go here?
Speaker 5: I heard it was like twenty nine in the first quarter. Right,
Speaker 5: it's good start.
Speaker 1: Three hundred and sixty odd points up at three quarter time.
Speaker 1: But they didn't take the foot off the pedal? Did
Speaker 1: they hate it?
Speaker 4: They smelt light and a real taste for it.
Speaker 1: So Andrew Hayes is going to play? Firstly, I want
Speaker 1: to know how you think he's going to go nine
Speaker 1: years retired out of the sand for where he won
Speaker 1: two premierships. I want to know how you think he's
Speaker 1: going to go. And also do you think you have
Speaker 1: a decent celebration that you can teach him? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yes, please, Well the main tip would be warm up
Speaker 5: because we don't want you're doing any hammies or carves
Speaker 5: or quads.
Speaker 1: So make sure that's have you've seen those cars are magnificent?
Speaker 4: What about the advice from Tim Giniver, which was, you're
Speaker 4: definitely going to do a hammy, ye, so don't go
Speaker 4: hard before the game. Just say it. You might as
Speaker 4: well do the hammy in the game then before the game. True,
Speaker 4: but it's a definite that's going to happen.
Speaker 5: That's true. Yeah, I've got I've got an old mate, Sketch.
Speaker 5: He's one of the guys that I've been doing my slevrations.
Speaker 5: For the bit of the commentary, I thought it was
Speaker 5: the Cray but it wasn't. That was definitely on Sketch.
Speaker 5: I was on Sketch. So what's up, brother? That's definitely
Speaker 5: one that the kids love. So if you got around.
Speaker 1: That I say that at the schools will be yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was going off you channel a bit of
Speaker 4: as well, didn't you.
Speaker 5: I did yeah last year?
Speaker 4: How does that go again?
Speaker 5: You just kind of jump up and then underneath I.
Speaker 1: Can't do that if you girl? That is symbolic if
Speaker 1: something completely differ.
Speaker 4: Also, what I would say, Josh, is that when I
Speaker 4: did that, if you're going from motion to automatically stopping,
Speaker 4: I don't want to do a double acl.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's all right. Maybe we can work together a
Speaker 1: video of some potential celebrations.
Speaker 4: Heah nice, all right, mate, thanks for joining us. And
Speaker 4: if we do have a message for your beautiful housematee
Speaker 4: Jake's lego. It's just to take it easy on the
Speaker 4: toilet Jakie.
Speaker 3: Jakie about to make a big mistaky.
Speaker 4: Sounds like the toilet brush is there for a raising?
Speaker 4: Is that what we're talking about?
Speaker 1: That's exactly anyway. Good luck at Barnica Oval on the weekend.
Speaker 3: He's what you're.
Speaker 6: Waking up to Adelaide Today, breaking news.
Speaker 3: What's the news today?
Speaker 1: My snooze news, valuable information that we will bring you
Speaker 1: each and every morning, the top three stories from the
Speaker 1: past twelve to twenty four hours. We've got it right here,
Speaker 1: right now, with the help of news read Abbey. I'm
Speaker 1: going to go first this morning. Jim Chalmers has come
Speaker 1: out and said ahead of the federal budget, we need
Speaker 1: to make more babies.
Speaker 7: Go off.
Speaker 4: Jim, just fucking up. I'm sorry, my beautiful wealth carb.
Speaker 4: Whatever Jim Charmers tells me to do, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: I will do it for the sake of the country.
Speaker 1: I feel like with seven children between us, we've made
Speaker 1: our contribution to the population growth in Australia. Don't look
Speaker 1: at me. What have you contributed so far? Two sausage dogs.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: I gave birth to them.
Speaker 4: That's right. That's just strange thing to give birth to.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm not sure about the theory behind this,
Speaker 1: but apparently immigration is set to decline, therefore we need
Speaker 1: to have more children internally. Also, when the federal budget
Speaker 1: job seek is going to jump from the current seven
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty two dollars per fortnite for single people
Speaker 1: to one thousand dollars and four dollars per fortnite. That's
Speaker 1: a rise of one hundred and twenty one dollars a week
Speaker 1: to Wow, that's massive. So this confuses me. You might
Speaker 1: be able to help me out in this space, but
Speaker 1: aren't we crying out for childcare workers? Aren't we crying
Speaker 1: out for teachers and nurses? And aren't we crying out
Speaker 1: for people to build houses?
Speaker 8: One hundred percent? We don't have enough space to house everybody.
Speaker 8: Nobody can afford it anything. Yeah, nobody's saving Well, some
Speaker 8: people are saving money if you're lucky, but a lot
Speaker 8: of us aren't.
Speaker 1: At the moment. It's a bit of a just show
Speaker 1: out the odd encouragement in the middle of the cost
Speaker 1: of living crisis, to encourage people to have more babies
Speaker 1: that they can't afford and no baby bonus yeah either, Okay, yeah, politics,
Speaker 1: Ah there, politics, What do you think to contribute, Andrew?
Speaker 4: It's a fun chat, but I dare say, ladies, we
Speaker 4: must move on, and unfortunately we move on to something
Speaker 4: which is really really concerning and quite disgusting to be honest.
Speaker 4: Gold Coast Sign's play will Power has become the second
Speaker 4: AFL player to be banned after using a homophobic slur
Speaker 4: during a game, which during the Q Clash. He's been
Speaker 4: whacked with a five game suspension. This is what he
Speaker 4: said yesterday.
Speaker 7: I hope that you take my apology sincerely, as it's
Speaker 7: coming from the heart. Again, I was just so I
Speaker 7: extremely regret what I've said, and I'm extremely apologetic. In
Speaker 7: the future, I plan to be better by educating myself
Speaker 7: and I know what I said was wrong.
Speaker 4: This is quite an incredible space at the minute. Because
Speaker 4: Jeremy fin Lasteon was given three games, will Power's suspension
Speaker 4: is five games. So the AFL, quite rightly so is
Speaker 4: really really coming down harshly in this space. But yeah,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of questions still to be answered.
Speaker 8: So he set a homophobic slow in their Brisbane their
Speaker 8: match against brucebe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, everyone was like,
Speaker 1: well do what he say was worse than what Finn
Speaker 1: license it. And I think the messages it doesn't matter. Well,
Speaker 1: the fact that I think the messages of the AFL
Speaker 1: like I don't care what you say enough enough we
Speaker 1: won't tolerate it. And I think, I think the fact
Speaker 1: that it's the first thing to come to their heads
Speaker 1: to say instead of just oh you're an idiot or whatever.
Speaker 1: If that's the first thing to jump to their heads,
Speaker 1: that's a concern.
Speaker 4: One hundred is But times are changing abs for the better.
Speaker 4: So yeah, interesting to see how the AFL handle if
Speaker 4: there is another situation like this, how they would handle it.
Speaker 4: Hopefully that is the last that we'll see of such situations.
Speaker 1: Five weeks is a long time to sit there and
Speaker 1: think about what you've said.
Speaker 4: Certainly is what's going like the.
Speaker 1: Naughty corner for toddlers, isn't it. You'll be there for
Speaker 1: five weeks.
Speaker 8: I spent lots of time in the naughty corner. Now
Speaker 8: this story has more twist and turns than you remember
Speaker 8: that Channel seven show Revenge.
Speaker 1: We still love that show.
Speaker 8: A port Linkan father, do you remember Revenge? It was
Speaker 8: the best show ever. So Portland and Father. We heard
Speaker 8: yesterday he had been arrested in Bali on drug offenses.
Speaker 8: Now more has come out overnight about what actually happened.
Speaker 8: So apparently Troy Smith had a package sent to him
Speaker 8: from Cans to his.
Speaker 1: Villa in Bali.
Speaker 8: On there it said that there was some photos or
Speaker 8: receipts and private paperwork and a tube of lubricants.
Speaker 4: Now, maybe he was chafing in the thighs.
Speaker 1: Possibly that happens in Bali.
Speaker 8: Yes, Now the inside the bag wasn't actually a tube
Speaker 8: of lubricant. It was a Colgate toothpaste container that had
Speaker 8: methamphetamine in it. Now it's then also come out that
Speaker 8: he went and bought methamphetamine out on the street, about
Speaker 8: four hundred dollars worth. So all of this combined, the
Speaker 8: lawyer is trying to get him off and say he
Speaker 8: has a drug addiction issue and he needs to go
Speaker 8: to rehab, don't imprison him. But like we said yesterday,
Speaker 8: he could be facing up to twelve years and Barley
Speaker 8: have some of the toughest drug laws in the world.
Speaker 4: The early prediction he gone jail for a long time.
Speaker 8: His wife was arrested with him as well, but she's
Speaker 8: since been released, so it's all on him by the
Speaker 8: looks of it. So you have some odd conversations in
Speaker 8: newsrooms when these sort of stories break, right, the conversation
Speaker 8: that tech rooms today was well, so so was it
Speaker 8: toothpased a loop?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to know.
Speaker 1: Someone just tell us toothpaste.
Speaker 4: A loob And that's how one of the backgrounds like,
Speaker 4: what's the difference apes? Massive difference, I'm telling you as.
Speaker 1: You can catch you on next gueses hurtling through the
Speaker 1: air at any given time, gymnas, acrobats and platform divers.
Speaker 1: The pair are part of the tour de force that
Speaker 1: is sirq de Silay Lucia coming to Adelaide's Wayville Showgrounds
Speaker 1: on June ninth. Please welcome to the studio. The bendis
Speaker 1: people in the room from Soup to Silay Nelson smiles
Speaker 1: and Helena Merton. Oh guys, we could not be more
Speaker 1: excited to have you in the studio. So we have
Speaker 1: what are you dressed as?
Speaker 9: I'm a hummingbird.
Speaker 1: Hummingbird and a monarch butterfly.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a studio.
Speaker 4: We're saying for Joe, as if it's not obvious that
Speaker 4: we've got a monarch butterfly in.
Speaker 1: Front of us, Well, I've found you with some sort
Speaker 1: of butterfly creature. Hey, guys, welcome, Welcome to Adelaide for
Speaker 1: cirqu Deslay. I am so so curious about the background
Speaker 1: and the process of you guys auditioning to become part
Speaker 1: of the show and how it all works. It's in Canada,
Speaker 1: is it not. It's based there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's a it's a Canadian based company based
Speaker 9: out of Montreal. But I didn't audition. Actually I didn't
Speaker 9: think because I went to the National Institute of Circus
Speaker 9: Arts in Melbourne. Circus UNI and CIRT came a couple
Speaker 9: of clown college.
Speaker 4: So that's what just jumped into my head.
Speaker 9: That's what I said. When I left home. I hopped
Speaker 9: in my car at six am. I said it's enough,
Speaker 9: I'm going to Cloud College and I drove away. But
Speaker 9: so Sirt came to do auditions at NIKA. But I
Speaker 9: was you know, I wasn't prepared. I didn't have an act.
Speaker 9: I didn't feel professional enough or anything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and so I never did it, but they they found
Speaker 9: me on Instagram. I had I would post all of
Speaker 9: my circus stuff online, and they needed someone that could
Speaker 9: do hoop diving, which is my specialty in the show.
Speaker 9: That's what the Hummingbirds do. Yes, understudy for the clown,
Speaker 9: which I do occasionally, and was tall and so here
Speaker 9: we are, here, we are, here.
Speaker 1: We are And what about you, Helena.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I did a online kind of audition, like a
Speaker 10: video audition, and then I also did a live audition
Speaker 10: at the Big Top poctually.
Speaker 1: How nerve wracking was that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I was all filmed and sent back to Montreal to
Speaker 10: the headquarters so that they could analyze it and compare
Speaker 10: it to other candidates.
Speaker 1: And I was telling Hazy about this this morning. One
Speaker 1: of the youngest to ever compete in the Red Bull.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you're expectable and diving.
Speaker 4: This is ridiculous platform dive. Just tell us exactly what
Speaker 4: it is, but it's it's like super scary high stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is quite high.
Speaker 10: It's around twenty one meters jumping off that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So actually that kind of helped me with Luzio
Speaker 10: as well, because we have like a Russian swing act
Speaker 10: and we go really quite high and we're landing on
Speaker 10: a mat, not on water, So.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit more scaring away.
Speaker 4: Does it scary like when you're up there and you're waiting,
Speaker 4: you're just about to dive off? What's gone through your head?
Speaker 4: Because I think for the standard person it is, let's
Speaker 4: not die today.
Speaker 1: Most of the time you feel pretty prepared.
Speaker 10: You know, you've done all your work leading up to it,
Speaker 10: and I mean you're a professional at that stage. So
Speaker 10: but a lot of concentration, I would say, rather than fear,
Speaker 10: it's just really been concentrated in the moment.
Speaker 1: And as there's a real water element to this show,
Speaker 1: isn't there.
Speaker 9: One of the most special parts of Lozio. It's curtusles
Speaker 9: first touring bigtop show to feature water. I was saying,
Speaker 9: I under study for the clown as well, and he
Speaker 9: has an awesome act where he interacts with We call
Speaker 9: it the rain Curtain, and it's one hundred and forty
Speaker 9: seven little valves that essentially three D print the water
Speaker 9: so they can use it to bring.
Speaker 1: The water to life kind of thing, and just tell
Speaker 1: us a little bit about life on the road, because
Speaker 1: you guys are away from home so much. You travel
Speaker 1: just like literally years at a time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we did what a year and a half in Europe,
Speaker 9: and we just came back from five months in Korea
Speaker 9: and it's the first time bringing the show home. So
Speaker 9: that's super special. Yeah, super super special.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's twenty five years in Australia as well. Yeah, celebrating.
Speaker 4: So taking them all off at one, did you get
Speaker 4: homesick or do you genuinely just get used to this space?
Speaker 4: I mean, effectively, it is work, but there's a lot
Speaker 4: of people and you said, look, if you're heading off
Speaker 4: for five months at a time, they probably wouldn't be
Speaker 4: able to handle it.
Speaker 1: I think from memory some people take their kids on
Speaker 1: tour and they schooled them on tour. Ye, And you've
Speaker 1: got your own little sort of village there, don't you
Speaker 1: set up. Yeah, it's an incredible lifestyle.
Speaker 9: It's like touring with your family kind of thing because
Speaker 9: everyone is away from home in a sense, so you
Speaker 9: all kind of really bond and grow close with that sweater.
Speaker 1: God, when I woke up this morning, I thought it
Speaker 1: didn't occur to me that i'd have a conversation with
Speaker 1: a hummingbird and a buff I genuinely didn't Joe saw
Speaker 1: that coming. Guys, thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 1: The show is Sir Sila Lucia. It's a waking dream
Speaker 1: of Mexico. It looks sensational. Can't wait to come and
Speaker 1: see you both in action.
Speaker 9: Thanks for having ask.
Speaker 4: Let's reflect on the week, Joey.
Speaker 1: Somebody think, oh, well, it's just a collection of things
Speaker 1: that have happened during the week. We put them together.
Speaker 1: They put a little bit of music to it, you know,
Speaker 1: it's no big deal, and then we smash playing it.
Speaker 4: Always good feedback. This is the week that was in
Speaker 4: the eyes of Jody Aldy.
Speaker 1: Dear Diary, kick things off for a Monday, we went
Speaker 1: poor you Doo recan.
Speaker 8: Bad Bunny is a Kyoto Rican rapper Yoto Rican.
Speaker 1: It's never too early in the week for a tazzy joke.
Speaker 8: Colleen Colleen had she quite young, then joke she did.
Speaker 1: Colleen had three kids under twenty one.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know what else you any?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, when there's no TV down there,
Speaker 1: what else are you going to do? Or to be
Speaker 1: completely agist, I had a Yes, I'm just going to
Speaker 1: say it I had a fiftieth birthday. Oh I'm in
Speaker 1: fiftieth territory, you guys. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, we said
Speaker 1: good morning to Tina or was it Nina or Lena?
Speaker 1: Oh aunt Tina from Opara Hatena, good morning, going we're
Speaker 1: so and it's Gina.
Speaker 3: Okay, Gina, sorry Tina with the g Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1: That's the one. We talked about our pets eating stuff
Speaker 1: they shouldn't and Ali from Albert Parks Pub literally is
Speaker 1: snoop doggie dog Ali from Albert Park, good morning? Did
Speaker 1: you pet get into? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Look what I came home from work one night and
Speaker 11: my boyfriends ran out and said, he really quiet, be
Speaker 11: really quiet? What are he's eating some of the special biscuits?
Speaker 11: And it was like old deer and what. It was
Speaker 11: pretty sleepy to start off with for a few hours,
Speaker 11: and then he got the zoobies and started just racing
Speaker 11: around their farm house.
Speaker 1: Tuesday, we discovered that Florio milk cows are actual gangsters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you confirm the rumor that the Florio milk cows
Speaker 1: are elite? They're like just a cut above.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, of course when you hear them in a coffee.
Speaker 1: There's a roomor going around that they get around in
Speaker 1: like gold chains and stuff and like gold teeth and
Speaker 1: just real homeish.
Speaker 4: For some reason, Dannylply, the genuine Pimp, cows.
Speaker 1: During songs a song song, so Hazy officially anointed himself
Speaker 1: an angel.
Speaker 4: What's going on? At one says there, I was floating
Speaker 4: above myself, watching myself, and what I could see was
Speaker 4: this aura and jelly.
Speaker 12: I'm trying so hard to be happy for you.
Speaker 4: Oh what a shame.
Speaker 1: He couldn't take that sort of form into birthday? Payday?
Speaker 4: Were you born, Lauren? Yeah, on the second fifth the fish.
Speaker 1: By midweek we were taking subway orders. You know, I
Speaker 1: need something between a six inch and a foot long,
Speaker 1: something somewhere in between. Yeah, that I have met. The
Speaker 1: foot long is a bit too too much, and I
Speaker 1: would be very happy if they did like a in
Speaker 1: between them order. The long list of names you can't
Speaker 1: call your kids in Australia, and you can't call your
Speaker 1: kid I'm at either to the old school computer. Also,
Speaker 1: baby cyanid is out. Here's another trademark one na Tella.
Speaker 4: Oh natsy of course bad that into your brain as an.
Speaker 1: Option you cannot call your kids seamen.
Speaker 4: Of course you can't smoggy Nope or g bang fongers.
Speaker 1: No, can't call your kind married Joanna.
Speaker 4: No, you can't smart Blazer.
Speaker 1: Or Medicare. Do you have your Medicare card? No? But
Speaker 1: I've got my Medicare baby. Finally, you cannot call your child.
Speaker 4: Won't you give birth? Scroton scrutsy car.
Speaker 1: Finally, the dumb button had one job here in the
Speaker 1: Nova studios, and she failed miserably During the six fifteen
Speaker 1: Vending Machine. Who named the actor and character that said
Speaker 1: this quote.
Speaker 4: About how high you hit?
Speaker 9: It's about how high you've been, Get hit and keep
Speaker 9: moving forward.
Speaker 4: That's how weird it is done?
Speaker 3: Who is that?
Speaker 4: Jake? Is it from Rocky?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who is he?
Speaker 6: Jake?
Speaker 1: All right, we just had to drop Jake there because
Speaker 1: obviously he said something isn't for little ease or big ease.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
Speaker 4: Now we're back in real time.
Speaker 1: So to all the gangster cows, said Jakie, Jakie, and
Speaker 1: he's big mistakey go off this weekend, Kings and queens,
Speaker 1: Oh my love, Jody, wrap it up for us, Hazy.
Speaker 4: We are the Eagles, the greatest team of allo. We
Speaker 4: are the Eagles. We lost by five m and sixteen
Speaker 4: points last weekend. We're looking to turn things around.
Speaker 1: That's okay, I volunteered Andrew Haste.
Speaker 4: Oh, the Elizabeth Eagles have been on I'd say it's
Speaker 4: fair to say quite of the journey to start, it's a.
Speaker 1: Bit of a slippery slope. So the first four rounds,
Speaker 1: I think they've conceded around fourteen hundred points. Not the
Speaker 1: perfect start of the season, but hey, Crows were one
Speaker 1: of four spat on and they've seemed to have turned
Speaker 1: things around.
Speaker 4: Look, look, percentage could be an issue at the moment,
Speaker 4: but if we can turn things around, who knows. Some
Speaker 4: sniff and finals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking baby steps here, and the first little
Speaker 1: step towards turning this whole season on its head is
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes suiting up for the eagles next weekend home
Speaker 1: game against two.
Speaker 4: Against Century United. So effectively it's the derby because Century
Speaker 4: nine is just down the road. Yeah, okay, Battle of
Speaker 4: the North Spicy Yes, Argana Park two fifteen Saturday, eighteenth
Speaker 4: of May. We're gonna have a big old celebration. Super
Speaker 4: and Nova is going to be there. We want to
Speaker 4: get as many people there as we can.
Speaker 1: Absolutely behind the Eagles. Yeah, one undred percent, go down
Speaker 1: and buy a couple of pies, buy a few beers,
Speaker 1: really support the club and get around him.
Speaker 4: What about the most famous player to ever suit up,
Speaker 4: one of the most famous students of all time, not
Speaker 4: just for the Elizabeth Eagles but for austrained football. Is
Speaker 4: one of the most beautiful people on the planet, and
Speaker 4: that is John Platton. So Platts, can you believe it?
Speaker 4: Back in the day he was a young Elizabeth Eagle
Speaker 4: before he went off one of McGarry medal and a
Speaker 4: brown Law meddle and then about five premierships for Hawthorne.
Speaker 4: So he's going to be there. He's getting me, getting
Speaker 4: right around everything. What about I called him.
Speaker 1: The other day chose this is brilliant.
Speaker 4: And I said, Plats, this is what we're trying to do.
Speaker 4: What do you reckon and he was like, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 4: whatever you need, let's let's do this. This is great
Speaker 4: And I said I might need to recruit some players.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking some Eccentrals players. Of course, Plats played about
Speaker 4: one hundred and thirteen games so the Dogs before he
Speaker 4: went to Hawthorne. Yeah, Platz goes, ah, I've got I've
Speaker 4: had a hip replacement, I've got a new knee and
Speaker 4: all the concussion stuff. I'm not sure about playing. We
Speaker 4: got Plats, I'm not talking about you. You can't play,
Speaker 4: and he goes, oh, thank goodness. I almost said yes,
Speaker 4: I'm certain.
Speaker 1: Can you you imagine my gosh.
Speaker 4: I just don't know how missus Platton would go in
Speaker 4: that situation. But if the rat came home and said,
Speaker 4: by the way, I'm suiting up for the old Elizabeth Eagles,
Speaker 4: my old mob next Saturday, I'm not sure that would
Speaker 4: go down too well on the Platin household.
Speaker 1: He's not going to play, but he will do any
Speaker 1: everything and anything in his power to help out the team.
Speaker 1: So it is going to be huge. Not this Saturday,
Speaker 1: next Saturday, Yes.
Speaker 4: All right, so we need you there to support and
Speaker 4: watch me, most likely to a hamstring. It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 4: By the way, it's fair to say that if Jodie
Speaker 4: was a team when it comes to Battle of the Bangers,
Speaker 4: which is probably the Elizabeth Eagles. But the best thing
Speaker 4: about Battle of the Bangers and football is that each
Speaker 4: week is a new opportunity.
Speaker 1: And you're only as good as your last banger. I
Speaker 1: guess spot on that's what they say.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know if you should be saying that
Speaker 4: given what happened last week, but I get what you're
Speaker 4: trying to say. Love that.
Speaker 1: Okay. So the theme this week is comeback. So you're
Speaker 1: making a comeback for the Elizabeth Eagles and I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: come back. In terms of music, who's made the most comebacks?
Speaker 1: And it's, without a doubt the king of the comeback
Speaker 1: and that is John Farnham.
Speaker 4: Makes sense, that's not I mean, one of the most
Speaker 4: iconic Australian anthems that has ever been put together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've all written him off at about age thirty
Speaker 1: eight because he's done. He's had Whispering Jack, he's had
Speaker 1: you all the voice this song Nah, just came out
Speaker 1: of retirement several times over. Good on him, Good on him.
Speaker 4: You'll come back again. Watch this space. That's a very
Speaker 4: very good, strong tune jokes. Thank you, I've gone down
Speaker 4: this direction. You've probably said, there going hawss a comeback song?
Speaker 1: Well quick, little He's lessons, make it quick because it
Speaker 1: was really long. The other day.
Speaker 4: Aerosmith originally sang the song in the seventies, it didn't
Speaker 4: really do very well. Run DMC remixed It's in the eighties,
Speaker 4: and apparently that basically relaunched the Aerosmith and post the
Speaker 4: remix from run DMC, Aerosmith owned the eighties, so it
Speaker 4: was a big old comeback for Aerosmith.
Speaker 1: So here we are still time to jump on the
Speaker 1: Johnny and Hazy Instagram page if you like.
Speaker 4: I've got to say as well, it's extremely one side
Speaker 4: at the minute. Don't say that you are on the
Speaker 4: cusp of breaking your Battle of the Bangers strout.
Speaker 1: Won't jinx it.
Speaker 4: Please, If you want to ruin JODI's day, like genuinely
Speaker 4: ruin her day, maybe her weekend, do the right thing.
Speaker 4: Vote from my song.
Speaker 1: It's a really, really aggressively mean thing to say.
Speaker 4: It might be too far gone. It might be too
Speaker 4: far gone anyway, do you know what? Though I'm genuinely
Speaker 4: happy yours is a great song, and I haven't heard
Speaker 4: you're the voice for such a long time. I've been
Speaker 4: genuinely since here here.
Speaker 1: Abs, can you please tell my co host to stop talking, please?
Speaker 1: That's his job, though not this much.
Speaker 4: Sometimes he talks too much. You think it's like Buddy
Speaker 4: go into the aids.
Speaker 1: For goodness sake, you're a real psych out, aren't you?
Speaker 4: Get out of this psycher out all right? On Instagram?
Speaker 4: Get voting work perks, let's discuss good morning news Read Abbey.
Speaker 1: Good morning. How are we? That's good?
Speaker 3: As you know.
Speaker 8: It was scaring the internet for the latest and greatest
Speaker 8: across the globe, as you do, as I do. And
Speaker 8: I found an article about work perks. And there's a
Speaker 8: company Carmen's. You know, the bars that we love. I
Speaker 8: think producers. Oh he eats cartons of them by the week.
Speaker 4: We think she eats a rapper as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, pretty sure she loves it.
Speaker 8: But I'm a Carmen's person. Now, I got some from
Speaker 8: the shops the other week.
Speaker 1: Love them.
Speaker 8: I'm a carmen person. Okay, that's weird, But anyway, mate,
Speaker 8: it's us. How is that weird?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with weird?
Speaker 1: Must be a Tatismonian thing.
Speaker 8: Carmens do this thing where they let people work not
Speaker 8: from home, but while on holidays. Now you might think, oh,
Speaker 8: for God's sakes, who's going to do that. But if
Speaker 8: you have kids and you say, right in the school holidays,
Speaker 8: we want to go to Bali for ten days. You
Speaker 8: can say I'm going to work two or three hours
Speaker 8: each day, get a bit of stuff done while I'm
Speaker 8: sipping a pinaculata at the pool, and then you don't
Speaker 8: have to take as much and you'll leave. So it
Speaker 8: means that at the end of the year, you can
Speaker 8: have your full two weeks off over Christmas New Year's
Speaker 8: and their absentee their absentee level across the year is
Speaker 8: less than one percent. Yeah, people are not calling in
Speaker 8: sick as much because they've got the ability to work
Speaker 8: from wherever or work while on holidays.
Speaker 1: Because everyone has someone in the office who takes the
Speaker 1: PI double five with annual leave correct and with their
Speaker 1: sick days.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, I've never taken a sick day in my life.
Speaker 4: Every workplace is one person like, what have they got
Speaker 4: like seven or eighty six days?
Speaker 13: Be you.
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't understand it, and also hasn't hasn't stand
Speaker 1: this when I was a kid, and I don't start.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid and I was sick, Grandma
Speaker 1: and Grandpa would look after your mom would still go
Speaker 1: to work. Now, if your kids are sick, you can
Speaker 1: take a day off work.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say you have one
Speaker 4: of those spinning wheels that you're just sort of following around,
Speaker 4: just sort of flicking.
Speaker 8: You know, you set us up anyway, it was work
Speaker 8: even a thing back when you started, like back when
Speaker 8: you were or was it.
Speaker 4: More so just hunting and gathering?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Too far, Come on, straight straight up. I would say
Speaker 4: that if I'm a boss and I'm letting my employees
Speaker 4: work whilst on holidays, I don't think I'm probably getting
Speaker 4: the best out of them.
Speaker 8: Well, but then on the other side of that, I'm
Speaker 8: doing better work when I'm sitting at the pool getting
Speaker 8: a tan, drinking a cocktail.
Speaker 1: That's where my best work is done.
Speaker 4: Okay, right, that's interesting. Yeah, Well, in terms of work perks,
Speaker 4: if you've got some good ones, please gives a call
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty fourteen or textas so for double nine nine
Speaker 4: nine nine previous workplace where I would help myself to
Speaker 4: a six pack of beer every Friday, just throw it
Speaker 4: in the back back. I did that for a year
Speaker 4: and a half.
Speaker 1: That's lovely.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, And Cane Corns used to watch and be like,
Speaker 4: good on your mate, Well.
Speaker 8: What work perse have you, Jody? Have you got any
Speaker 8: work perks back?
Speaker 1: In the day at work when I first started, obviously
Speaker 1: at Christmas when we had a bonus. If someone killed
Speaker 1: two rabbits out in the hunt, I'd get two. I
Speaker 1: actually hate.
Speaker 4: You, yes, a very very one sided contest at a
Speaker 4: minute battle of the bang. It's a space where two
Speaker 4: people just hate each other so aggressive.
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to say hate dislike. Maybe what
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 4: You regularly say hate at one stage You're talking about
Speaker 4: is a word that I can use that's stronger than hate,
Speaker 4: because just hang on a second Jackson.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So this is the theme for this week.
Speaker 1: It is the greatest comebacks on the back of you
Speaker 1: coming out of retirement to play with the Elizabeth Eagles,
Speaker 1: of course, and I have gone with the wonderful John Farnon.
Speaker 1: This song should be the national anthem of Australia.
Speaker 4: It's a strong song world, John Farner. The Aerosmith and
Speaker 4: run DMC song that re launched Aerosmith Little remixed by
Speaker 4: run DMC.
Speaker 1: Quicker Josh, what We've gone from Michelle to Morrow? Jump
Speaker 1: in Big.
Speaker 6: Dog, Hello, Hello, Now a little surprising update here. I
Speaker 6: was just speaking to the other other Josh now Boss Josh,
Speaker 6: and he says that the margin on this the largest
Speaker 6: winning margin we've ever.
Speaker 11: Occupent home at the time of the incident.
Speaker 14: Thanks Abby, I'm sorry you've got something to say.
Speaker 4: What did you just say to our face?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And also, don't get police media to do it for you.
Speaker 6: The largest winning margin we've ever had should be worth
Speaker 6: triple points.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: They take it up to the boss.
Speaker 4: That's not happening unless I have won. Hang on, do
Speaker 4: you want a drum roll? I'd love a drum wrong
Speaker 4: and it's y.
Speaker 2: Lot.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, how beautifully suited for the greatest comeback.
Speaker 6: Of all time.
Speaker 1: You got what?
Speaker 3: Dads?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 3: You happy for me?
Speaker 4: I am actually happy for you know what because it's
Speaker 4: a cracking song for a frile.
Speaker 1: I thought things were going to turn around when you
Speaker 1: implored people who liked you to make my weekend miserable.
Speaker 4: I got you about thirty more votes. I reckon, you're fine.
Speaker 4: Well there you go. We're winning song for Battle of
Speaker 4: Bangs this week by a lot of votes as well.
Speaker 4: You're the voice John farn can go to Lesnchoti on
Speaker 4: whole he was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy, I just search to you during that magnificent tune.
Speaker 1: This is what victory feels like. It's so foreign, it
Speaker 1: feels nice.
Speaker 4: You really went off as well. Take this whichever way
Speaker 4: you want. But can you dance like my mum?
Speaker 1: It was that was a bit of a vibe.
Speaker 8: Although I'm seeing JODII on a dance floor and she
Speaker 8: the hips get moving so interesting.
Speaker 4: She genuinely lost herself there for a second. The power
Speaker 4: of music.
Speaker 13: I was.
Speaker 1: I was sick of all the chatterer in the studio,
Speaker 1: so I just turned it up and went for it. Moves.
Speaker 4: Credit words to Congratulations Jones outstanding Victrick Mom said the
Speaker 4: joke's the best time of the week. Fitzy Friday, Ryan Fitzgerald,
Speaker 4: the Beautiful, fearless, greatst Fryan Fitzgiald joins the season every Friday.
Speaker 3: Gay and Andrew Hayes Cherdi thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: You're so welcome. No, thanks for coming on. Hey, FITZI,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you've heard about the plight of
Speaker 1: the Elizabeth Eagles in the Adelaide Football League.
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolute joke. Nick spoke about losing structure in the team.
Speaker 13: They've obviously lost a lot of structure when they don't
Speaker 13: even have eighteen players on the field.
Speaker 3: You can lose a lot of structure when you do that.
Speaker 13: And imagine being a defender and watching the ball go
Speaker 13: over your head eighty two times, Jody, eighty two times.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, at least Fitzy. If there's any sort
Speaker 4: of silver line when you're playing defense for the mighty
Speaker 4: Elizabeth Eagles, is it a charge you'll get thirty five touches?
Speaker 3: Hazy?
Speaker 13: Wouldn't you just not have a forward line and just
Speaker 13: put everyone loose in defense?
Speaker 1: Sack?
Speaker 4: In real old school citieswant's flooding.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean they say that winning is in everything, but
Speaker 1: getting absolutely flogged in every Saturday in your local sporting
Speaker 1: endeavor is an absolute nightmare, and it's it's honestly very demoralizing.
Speaker 13: I know what you guys are doing here. I know
Speaker 13: what you're doing. Oh god, we need Fitzy at full
Speaker 13: forward to snag a lazy fifteen or something and beat
Speaker 13: the next team. Oh yes, but I'm i My coopa
Speaker 13: mundals are all they're dirty, and my body is stuff,
Speaker 13: so I can't step up and I can't fill in
Speaker 13: for Elizabeth. Plus I'm a Southern boy. Then northerners. Man,
Speaker 13: I don't know if I can. I need protection to
Speaker 13: go over that side the.
Speaker 4: South and range things can happen.
Speaker 1: It's like South and North Korea, isn't it.
Speaker 13: It is so that who makes that Kim Jong Ill?
Speaker 13: I don't know who's who's over there on that side.
Speaker 13: That's that dictator. I'm South Korea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you can't You can't line up alongside
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes and play what can you do to help
Speaker 1: the plight of the.
Speaker 3: Heard whispers about this and world donehazy?
Speaker 13: Really, that's an amazing effort by you, considering how much
Speaker 13: you've let yourself blow.
Speaker 4: Out a drag along the ground.
Speaker 3: Can I be in charge of maybe motivation?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 13: You can.
Speaker 3: Sure, So I could.
Speaker 13: Rock up and just kick every one of the players
Speaker 13: up the ass if you want, Yeah, or I've got
Speaker 13: contacts in the industry.
Speaker 3: Can you maybe leave it up to me? Yes, and
Speaker 3: I'll see.
Speaker 13: If I can get some of the greats to try
Speaker 13: to motivate these boys next game.
Speaker 1: I love that for me. Thank you. We were thinking
Speaker 1: because some of your social media, which is epic. You've
Speaker 1: got a few characters on there like Clem for example,
Speaker 1: I'm just maybe maybe Clem could record a message with
Speaker 1: the boys. Who knows?
Speaker 13: Can I just I want to be honest with everyone.
Speaker 13: I can't find Clem. No, I'm not joking, Jodie. Snapchat's
Speaker 13: taken down the filter.
Speaker 3: I can't find it. I had so many more ideas
Speaker 3: for Clem, but it's gone. I don't know what's happened.
Speaker 3: It's gone on.
Speaker 13: That's a And I've tried to find numerous deformed noses
Speaker 13: after that, and I can't find the filter.
Speaker 4: What about what about you? Dayn Is he still kicking about?
Speaker 13: Dion's got a couple of ankle bracelets on at the
Speaker 13: moment and he's in a fair bit of trouble. But
Speaker 13: we might be able to And also Gore and Gordon's
Speaker 13: quite forlorn and he could be your parts of it somehow.
Speaker 3: But leave motivation up to me, hazy. How's that all right?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? Mate, We'll take that. Because you obviously got some
Speaker 4: nice big football connections as well. You know all the
Speaker 4: big dogs, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 13: I know huge names in the industry, Graham, Corn's, Stephen Rowe,
Speaker 13: Tim Gineva.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: We know all of them too.
Speaker 4: KG the boys in a pump up speech from KG.
Speaker 4: That's going to get him over the line five hundred
Speaker 4: point differential. It's going to swing the other way.
Speaker 3: Jesus, all right, I leave it up to me. I'm on,
Speaker 3: I'm on, all right.
Speaker 1: We appreciate your involvement. I mean, we'd love to hear
Speaker 1: from Dan whose favorite pastime is doggie style over the
Speaker 1: bottom of his miss and skyline.
Speaker 4: And wouldn't you know it, Fitzy, If that's a favorite
Speaker 4: pastime in South, it's actually pretty popular in the walls
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: So there are similarities, are okay? Alright?
Speaker 12: Mate?
Speaker 1: Skyline's are universal.
Speaker 13: They're everywhere everywhere. No, thank you, all right, Well I'll
Speaker 13: see what I can do over the weekend.
Speaker 4: But it's looking good, beautiful, enjoy weekendsy.
Speaker 3: Thanks for.
Speaker 13: You guys.
Speaker 4: You it can be tough meeting your life partner these days.
Speaker 4: Just ask news reader Abby, and maybe producers are as well.
Speaker 4: How are you, ladies?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 12: That beautiful and true.
Speaker 4: Not always easy though, is it? But you're still finding
Speaker 4: for mister Wright. Yes, yes, it's an ongoing pursuit. Got
Speaker 4: some advice for you. Who would have thought, Jodes, that
Speaker 4: I'll be in a space where I'm giving advice on
Speaker 4: such a thing or anything. But I've been doing some research.
Speaker 4: An American woman living in Sydney has shared her tip
Speaker 4: for meeting other singles in the supermarket. Is that a thing,
Speaker 4: claiming that putting bananas in your shopping trolley will signal
Speaker 4: that you're willing to meet someone. Yeah, that's right, that's
Speaker 4: how you meet and miss the right I have.
Speaker 1: I can honestly say single or otherwise, I've never had
Speaker 1: an encounter in a supermarket.
Speaker 4: I don't understand this. Is this a genuine thing. Apparently
Speaker 4: it's been going for quite a while. This is the
Speaker 4: place where singles meet at the supermarket.
Speaker 12: No, I can see it, but not the banana thing, right.
Speaker 12: I pay at least six or seven bananas a week.
Speaker 4: We go through so many bananas. The kids love it
Speaker 4: so all the things that you're putting out, I'm saying
Speaker 4: more so my wife. When you go to the supermarket
Speaker 4: and she's going to trade choc a blog full of bananas,
Speaker 4: messages are cheap.
Speaker 3: You should ask about that.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel like when you go
Speaker 4: to the supermarket as well. Everyone's almost at their worst,
Speaker 4: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, one who dresses up.
Speaker 1: To go to the no One TRACKI dacks unless you're
Speaker 1: like going to the supermarket on the way home from work,
Speaker 1: where you dressed decently. I am always TRACKI dacks, T
Speaker 1: shirt cap.
Speaker 8: Yeah, see I go after work, so make sure I
Speaker 8: look half okay.
Speaker 12: I feel like my mother Bindy will do a full
Speaker 12: face of makeup for the shops, because she says, and
Speaker 12: she's right, every time you go out looking your absolute worse,
Speaker 12: you see someone.
Speaker 4: You know, so true it might be an X. I
Speaker 4: don't want to look like have you ever met someone
Speaker 4: of the supermarket?
Speaker 1: Apps can't say I have.
Speaker 8: But I go through this weird thing with textures, so
Speaker 8: like bananas, I can't eat. I haven't eaten bananas for
Speaker 8: years because the texture freaks me out right, So maybe
Speaker 8: I should just put them in there.
Speaker 1: Anyway, though, bread.
Speaker 4: With texture, you see, I would say, Yeah, you go
Speaker 4: through the.
Speaker 1: Same thing with avocado.
Speaker 9: At the moment.
Speaker 1: I can't touch your hat, oh, just the texture of it.
Speaker 1: The harder ones, I can't, Well, that's your what's that?
Speaker 1: The hard ones?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sh shepherds.
Speaker 1: Shepherds, Yeah, I go through this weird texture thing. The
Speaker 1: shepherds are machine of avocados your budget gross.
Speaker 4: You know, absolutely absolutely, Just think it.
Speaker 1: Depends what shops you go to as well.
Speaker 8: Like I'm from the Dirty South, so probably don't want
Speaker 8: to be putting bananas in my shopping trolley down there.
Speaker 8: But if I'm house sitting for my sister and crafers,
Speaker 8: then that's a different story. Okay, nice farmer or something. Yeah,
Speaker 8: try that out next week. While I'm house sitting.
Speaker 4: Wrong part of Adelaide, you probably attract a few fruit
Speaker 4: flies instead for double nine on nine. Have you got
Speaker 4: some advice these outrageous or random meeting places, Because the
Speaker 4: other thing is if you're meeting someone in supermarket, it's
Speaker 4: so lit up, it's such a sober situation, the conversation,
Speaker 4: how do you even start with?
Speaker 1: See, this is the thing. I would argue that supermarket
Speaker 1: encounters are the most awkward. Like you'll have a conversation
Speaker 1: with someone in the fruit and veg for example, and
Speaker 1: then you're cruising down the cereal ie. In a minute,
Speaker 1: You've ended that conversation. You've done, okay, nice.
Speaker 4: Hello again you here, or even worse, you're looking for
Speaker 4: something in the chat. And I can imagine me in
Speaker 4: a situation where I just sort of look at her
Speaker 4: trolling and you're like, oh, yes, toilet paper doing some
Speaker 1: Pooling, and this is why you don't this is why
Speaker 1: you don't make up, and so the mark, but your
Speaker 1: wife is