WEBVTT - Josh Rachele Shares The Best Crows Prank GONE WRONG 😆

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<v Speaker 1>We got Getty Morning every day, every lady, gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide, Lly On, Delli and Jelly on the Blie flying

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<v Speaker 2>through the belly singing nearly with they.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, Welcome to the show, Josh Shelley, Jodes.

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<v Speaker 4>We've always said this, Fridays start the right way when

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<v Speaker 4>Joshua Shelley is in the studio.

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<v Speaker 5>Serious Welcome Josh, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always nice when you come off a showdown win, No.

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<v Speaker 5>It is makes it a lot easier to Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What were the celebrations like? Short lived?

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<v Speaker 5>They were We got to move on pretty quickly, but

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<v Speaker 5>it was a great win, especially for our fellow mate

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<v Speaker 5>Rory Slain and we had Debutane Dan Kirton and Matt

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<v Speaker 5>Crash one fifty. There was a few things going on,

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<v Speaker 5>so it was a good win for those works.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask Ruth Sloane text walk at greatest romance

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<v Speaker 1>of all time?

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<v Speaker 4>It's up probably yeah, I'd see what it would have eventually,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe even pass that romance. It's probably going to be

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<v Speaker 4>Josh Shelley and jakeson Lego. Okay, is that it's pretty

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<v Speaker 4>strong from what we're seeing in the early days.

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<v Speaker 1>How much time are you two spending together away from

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<v Speaker 1>the club. A lot we lived together, so okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>that'll do it. Does he have any habits at home

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<v Speaker 1>that you find a little bit irritating or annoying?

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<v Speaker 5>There's some disgusting things that go on. We actually live

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<v Speaker 5>with Luke Nan Curvis, so he's another part of the

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<v Speaker 5>bromance the trio. Yeah, we share a tour together, so

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<v Speaker 5>it won't going to about that. You can just imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, just makes you wonder, doesn't it. Anyway, let's just

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<v Speaker 4>move on into what was it interesting situation during the

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<v Speaker 4>week big screen at training with some showdown highlights. What

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<v Speaker 4>exactly was going on? Can you lift the lid on

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<v Speaker 4>this place?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the media were quoting that we're watching the highlights

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<v Speaker 5>from the game and just celebrating that, which was completely wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Strange and a bunch of Crows players we're eating popcorn

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<v Speaker 4>while these.

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<v Speaker 1>Things were going a couple of beanbags.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even think we watched that once, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 5>we'll too busy training. But yeah, to tell everyone, we're

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<v Speaker 5>just watching some contested stuff that was going on, some

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<v Speaker 5>of our game plan things that we executed. Well, so

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<v Speaker 5>that's what was being played.

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<v Speaker 4>Just to confirm that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Completely unusual for football reporters to twist things to suit

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<v Speaker 1>their own means is Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 4>We know we can do. Was report on what you see?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, Josh. There was an interesting deposit made in

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<v Speaker 1>someone's locker this week. Tell us about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there was a certain individual that wanted to put

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<v Speaker 5>a bird in another person's locker and thought he would

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<v Speaker 5>get away with it until there was a camera footage

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<v Speaker 5>of him with his jersey on while doing it with

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<v Speaker 5>the number ten on, which made it even so. Luke Pedler,

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<v Speaker 5>you're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Did someone go let's check the cameras

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<v Speaker 1>on that and see who's done it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it'll through the front door as well. So

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<v Speaker 5>you were never going to a.

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<v Speaker 1>Way so stealth, so stealth from Luke Pedler.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's the biggest prankster at the club by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>Luke Padley, Because never Hendry gives it a crack, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 5>It he does. That's why he was the one who

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<v Speaker 5>coughed it. A bit of wall going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, big job a head up in Brisbane it is, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they at home in Brisbane, I mean at home in Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>I love a wrong location.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>No one does it better.

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<v Speaker 4>The amount of times Joseph Joey's turned up to the

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<v Speaker 4>wrong stadium ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not even joking. We had there was

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<v Speaker 1>a I reckon it was a Crows presser once that

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<v Speaker 1>I went all the way to the West Lakes for

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<v Speaker 1>and it was it Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah that's good anyway, Yeah, it's going to be exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>They obviously had a really good win with four or

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<v Speaker 5>five players that weren't even playing, so they did really

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<v Speaker 5>well there. And they had one of those guys who

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<v Speaker 5>played a whole VFL game eight macers and then came

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<v Speaker 5>and played, so that was pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And kicked the goal on the boot and kicked the guard.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So for all those nutrition us out there, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to eat the right food. Es Mack is the key

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<v Speaker 1>sponsor of the AFL and awhere you go.

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<v Speaker 4>There's definitely something in that, Josh, and no doubt should

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<v Speaker 4>be up today with what's going on because you're an

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<v Speaker 4>aved over listener. Saturday, the eighteenth of May, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to strap the skates back on and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>play for Elizabeth Eagles against Central United. So are you

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<v Speaker 4>aware of what's been happening in the meter at the

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<v Speaker 4>moment with are the Elizabeth Eagles?

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<v Speaker 5>I am aware. I'm pretty sure they were the team

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<v Speaker 5>that lost by was it five hundred points? The biggest

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<v Speaker 5>ever amateurly.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty two goals? Can you imagine playing in a game

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<v Speaker 1>and watching eighty two goals go here?

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<v Speaker 5>I heard it was like twenty nine in the first quarter. Right,

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<v Speaker 5>it's good start.

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<v Speaker 1>Three hundred and sixty odd points up at three quarter time.

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<v Speaker 1>But they didn't take the foot off the pedal? Did

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<v Speaker 1>they hate it?

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<v Speaker 4>They smelt light and a real taste for it.

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<v Speaker 1>So Andrew Hayes is going to play? Firstly, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know how you think he's going to go nine

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<v Speaker 1>years retired out of the sand for where he won

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<v Speaker 1>two premierships. I want to know how you think he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to go. And also do you think you have

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<v Speaker 1>a decent celebration that you can teach him? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, please, Well the main tip would be warm up

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<v Speaker 5>because we don't want you're doing any hammies or carves

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<v Speaker 5>or quads.

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<v Speaker 1>So make sure that's have you've seen those cars are magnificent?

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<v Speaker 4>What about the advice from Tim Giniver, which was, you're

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<v Speaker 4>definitely going to do a hammy, ye, so don't go

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<v Speaker 4>hard before the game. Just say it. You might as

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<v Speaker 4>well do the hammy in the game then before the game. True,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's a definite that's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true. Yeah, I've got I've got an old mate, Sketch.

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<v Speaker 5>He's one of the guys that I've been doing my slevrations.

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<v Speaker 5>For the bit of the commentary, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 5>the Cray but it wasn't. That was definitely on Sketch.

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<v Speaker 5>I was on Sketch. So what's up, brother? That's definitely

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<v Speaker 5>one that the kids love. So if you got around.

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<v Speaker 1>That I say that at the schools will be yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was going off you channel a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>as well, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 5>I did yeah last year?

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<v Speaker 4>How does that go again?

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<v Speaker 5>You just kind of jump up and then underneath I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do that if you girl? That is symbolic if

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<v Speaker 1>something completely differ.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, what I would say, Josh, is that when I

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<v Speaker 4>did that, if you're going from motion to automatically stopping,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to do a double acl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's all right. Maybe we can work together a

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<v Speaker 1>video of some potential celebrations.

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<v Speaker 4>Heah nice, all right, mate, thanks for joining us. And

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<v Speaker 4>if we do have a message for your beautiful housematee

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<v Speaker 4>Jake's lego. It's just to take it easy on the

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<v Speaker 4>toilet Jakie.

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<v Speaker 3>Jakie about to make a big mistaky.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like the toilet brush is there for a raising?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what we're talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly anyway. Good luck at Barnica Oval on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>He's what you're.

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<v Speaker 1>going to go first this morning. Jim Chalmers has come

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<v Speaker 1>out and said ahead of the federal budget, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to make more babies.

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<v Speaker 7>Go off.

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<v Speaker 4>Jim, just fucking up. I'm sorry, my beautiful wealth carb.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever Jim Charmers tells me to do, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I will do it for the sake of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like with seven children between us, we've made

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<v Speaker 1>our contribution to the population growth in Australia. Don't look

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<v Speaker 1>at me. What have you contributed so far? Two sausage dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave birth to them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right. That's just strange thing to give birth to.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I'm not sure about the theory behind this,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently immigration is set to decline, therefore we need

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<v Speaker 1>to have more children internally. Also, when the federal budget

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<v Speaker 1>job seek is going to jump from the current seven

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and sixty two dollars per fortnite for single people

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<v Speaker 1>to one thousand dollars and four dollars per fortnite. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a rise of one hundred and twenty one dollars a week

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<v Speaker 1>to Wow, that's massive. So this confuses me. You might

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<v Speaker 1>be able to help me out in this space, but

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<v Speaker 1>aren't we crying out for childcare workers? Aren't we crying

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<v Speaker 1>out for teachers and nurses? And aren't we crying out

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<v Speaker 1>for people to build houses?

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<v Speaker 8>One hundred percent? We don't have enough space to house everybody.

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<v Speaker 8>Nobody can afford it anything. Yeah, nobody's saving Well, some

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<v Speaker 8>people are saving money if you're lucky, but a lot

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<v Speaker 8>of us aren't.

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<v Speaker 1>At the moment. It's a bit of a just show

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<v Speaker 1>out the odd encouragement in the middle of the cost

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<v Speaker 1>of living crisis, to encourage people to have more babies

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<v Speaker 1>that they can't afford and no baby bonus yeah either, Okay, yeah, politics,

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<v Speaker 1>Ah there, politics, What do you think to contribute, Andrew?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a fun chat, but I dare say, ladies, we

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<v Speaker 4>must move on, and unfortunately we move on to something

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<v Speaker 4>which is really really concerning and quite disgusting to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold Coast Sign's play will Power has become the second

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<v Speaker 4>AFL player to be banned after using a homophobic slur

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<v Speaker 4>during a game, which during the Q Clash. He's been

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<v Speaker 4>whacked with a five game suspension. This is what he

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<v Speaker 4>said yesterday.

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<v Speaker 7>I hope that you take my apology sincerely, as it's

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<v Speaker 7>coming from the heart. Again, I was just so I

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<v Speaker 7>extremely regret what I've said, and I'm extremely apologetic. In

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<v Speaker 7>the future, I plan to be better by educating myself

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<v Speaker 7>and I know what I said was wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>This is quite an incredible space at the minute. Because

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<v Speaker 4>Jeremy fin Lasteon was given three games, will Power's suspension

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<v Speaker 4>is five games. So the AFL, quite rightly so is

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<v Speaker 4>really really coming down harshly in this space. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>there's a lot of questions still to be answered.

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<v Speaker 8>So he set a homophobic slow in their Brisbane their

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<v Speaker 8>match against brucebe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, everyone was like,

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<v Speaker 1>well do what he say was worse than what Finn

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<v Speaker 1>license it. And I think the messages it doesn't matter. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that I think the messages of the AFL

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't care what you say enough enough we

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<v Speaker 1>won't tolerate it. And I think, I think the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it's the first thing to come to their heads

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<v Speaker 1>to say instead of just oh you're an idiot or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's the first thing to jump to their heads,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a concern.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred is But times are changing abs for the better.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, interesting to see how the AFL handle if

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<v Speaker 4>there is another situation like this, how they would handle it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully that is the last that we'll see of such situations.

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<v Speaker 1>Five weeks is a long time to sit there and

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<v Speaker 1>think about what you've said.

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<v Speaker 4>Certainly is what's going like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Naughty corner for toddlers, isn't it. You'll be there for

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<v Speaker 1>five weeks.

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<v Speaker 8>I spent lots of time in the naughty corner. Now

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<v Speaker 8>this story has more twist and turns than you remember

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<v Speaker 8>that Channel seven show Revenge.

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<v Speaker 1>We still love that show.

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<v Speaker 8>A port Linkan father, do you remember Revenge? It was

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<v Speaker 8>the best show ever. So Portland and Father. We heard

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<v Speaker 8>yesterday he had been arrested in Bali on drug offenses.

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<v Speaker 8>Now more has come out overnight about what actually happened.

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<v Speaker 8>So apparently Troy Smith had a package sent to him

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<v Speaker 8>from Cans to his.

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<v Speaker 1>Villa in Bali.

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<v Speaker 8>On there it said that there was some photos or

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<v Speaker 8>receipts and private paperwork and a tube of lubricants.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, maybe he was chafing in the thighs.

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<v Speaker 1>Possibly that happens in Bali.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, Now the inside the bag wasn't actually a tube

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<v Speaker 8>of lubricant. It was a Colgate toothpaste container that had

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<v Speaker 8>methamphetamine in it. Now it's then also come out that

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<v Speaker 8>he went and bought methamphetamine out on the street, about

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<v Speaker 8>four hundred dollars worth. So all of this combined, the

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<v Speaker 8>lawyer is trying to get him off and say he

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<v Speaker 8>has a drug addiction issue and he needs to go

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<v Speaker 8>to rehab, don't imprison him. But like we said yesterday,

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<v Speaker 8>he could be facing up to twelve years and Barley

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<v Speaker 8>have some of the toughest drug laws in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>The early prediction he gone jail for a long time.

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<v Speaker 8>His wife was arrested with him as well, but she's

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<v Speaker 8>since been released, so it's all on him by the

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<v Speaker 8>looks of it. So you have some odd conversations in

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<v Speaker 8>newsrooms when these sort of stories break, right, the conversation

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<v Speaker 8>that tech rooms today was well, so so was it

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<v Speaker 8>toothpased a loop?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone just tell us toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 4>A loob And that's how one of the backgrounds like,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the difference apes? Massive difference, I'm telling you as.

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<v Speaker 1>You can catch you on next gueses hurtling through the

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<v Speaker 1>air at any given time, gymnas, acrobats and platform divers.

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<v Speaker 1>The pair are part of the tour de force that

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<v Speaker 1>is sirq de Silay Lucia coming to Adelaide's Wayville Showgrounds

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<v Speaker 1>on June ninth. Please welcome to the studio. The bendis

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<v Speaker 1>people in the room from Soup to Silay Nelson smiles

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<v Speaker 1>and Helena Merton. Oh guys, we could not be more

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<v Speaker 1>excited to have you in the studio. So we have

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<v Speaker 1>what are you dressed as?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm a hummingbird.

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<v Speaker 1>Hummingbird and a monarch butterfly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's a studio.

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<v Speaker 4>We're saying for Joe, as if it's not obvious that

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<v Speaker 4>we've got a monarch butterfly in.

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<v Speaker 1>Front of us, Well, I've found you with some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of butterfly creature. Hey, guys, welcome, Welcome to Adelaide for

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<v Speaker 1>cirqu Deslay. I am so so curious about the background

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<v Speaker 1>and the process of you guys auditioning to become part

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<v Speaker 1>of the show and how it all works. It's in Canada,

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<v Speaker 1>is it not. It's based there.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, so it's a it's a Canadian based company based

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<v Speaker 9>out of Montreal. But I didn't audition. Actually I didn't

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<v Speaker 9>think because I went to the National Institute of Circus

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<v Speaker 9>Arts in Melbourne. Circus UNI and CIRT came a couple

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<v Speaker 9>of clown college.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what just jumped into my head.

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<v Speaker 9>That's what I said. When I left home. I hopped

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<v Speaker 9>in my car at six am. I said it's enough,

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<v Speaker 9>I'm going to Cloud College and I drove away. But

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<v Speaker 9>so Sirt came to do auditions at NIKA. But I

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<v Speaker 9>was you know, I wasn't prepared. I didn't have an act.

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't feel professional enough or anything like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>and so I never did it, but they they found

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<v Speaker 9>me on Instagram. I had I would post all of

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<v Speaker 9>my circus stuff online, and they needed someone that could

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<v Speaker 9>do hoop diving, which is my specialty in the show.

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<v Speaker 9>That's what the Hummingbirds do. Yes, understudy for the clown,

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<v Speaker 9>which I do occasionally, and was tall and so here

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<v Speaker 9>we are, here, we are, here.

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<v Speaker 1>We are And what about you, Helena.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I did a online kind of audition, like a

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<v Speaker 10>video audition, and then I also did a live audition

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<v Speaker 10>at the Big Top poctually.

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<v Speaker 1>How nerve wracking was that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>I was all filmed and sent back to Montreal to

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<v Speaker 10>the headquarters so that they could analyze it and compare

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<v Speaker 10>it to other candidates.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was telling Hazy about this this morning. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the youngest to ever compete in the Red Bull.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, you're expectable and diving.

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<v Speaker 4>This is ridiculous platform dive. Just tell us exactly what

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<v Speaker 4>it is, but it's it's like super scary high stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it is quite high.

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<v Speaker 10>It's around twenty one meters jumping off that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, So actually that kind of helped me with Luzio

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<v Speaker 10>as well, because we have like a Russian swing act

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<v Speaker 10>and we go really quite high and we're landing on

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<v Speaker 10>a mat, not on water, So.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit more scaring away.

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<v Speaker 4>Does it scary like when you're up there and you're waiting,

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<v Speaker 4>you're just about to dive off? What's gone through your head?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I think for the standard person it is, let's

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<v Speaker 4>not die today.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the time you feel pretty prepared.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, you've done all your work leading up to it,

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<v Speaker 10>and I mean you're a professional at that stage. So

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<v Speaker 10>but a lot of concentration, I would say, rather than fear,

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<v Speaker 10>it's just really been concentrated in the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>And as there's a real water element to this show,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't there.

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<v Speaker 9>One of the most special parts of Lozio. It's curtusles

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<v Speaker 9>first touring bigtop show to feature water. I was saying,

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<v Speaker 9>I under study for the clown as well, and he

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<v Speaker 9>has an awesome act where he interacts with We call

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<v Speaker 9>it the rain Curtain, and it's one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 9>seven little valves that essentially three D print the water

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<v Speaker 9>so they can use it to bring.

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<v Speaker 1>The water to life kind of thing, and just tell

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<v Speaker 1>us a little bit about life on the road, because

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are away from home so much. You travel

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<v Speaker 1>just like literally years at a time.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, we did what a year and a half in Europe,

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<v Speaker 9>and we just came back from five months in Korea

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<v Speaker 9>and it's the first time bringing the show home. So

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<v Speaker 9>that's super special. Yeah, super super special.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, it's twenty five years in Australia as well. Yeah, celebrating.

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<v Speaker 4>So taking them all off at one, did you get

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<v Speaker 4>homesick or do you genuinely just get used to this space?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, effectively, it is work, but there's a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of people and you said, look, if you're heading off

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<v Speaker 4>for five months at a time, they probably wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 4>able to handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think from memory some people take their kids on

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<v Speaker 1>tour and they schooled them on tour. Ye, And you've

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<v Speaker 1>got your own little sort of village there, don't you

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<v Speaker 1>set up. Yeah, it's an incredible lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 9>It's like touring with your family kind of thing because

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<v Speaker 9>everyone is away from home in a sense, so you

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<v Speaker 9>all kind of really bond and grow close with that sweater.

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<v Speaker 1>God, when I woke up this morning, I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't occur to me that i'd have a conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>a hummingbird and a buff I genuinely didn't Joe saw

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<v Speaker 1>that coming. Guys, thank you so much for coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>The show is Sir Sila Lucia. It's a waking dream

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<v Speaker 1>of Mexico. It looks sensational. Can't wait to come and

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<v Speaker 1>see you both in action.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks for having ask.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's reflect on the week, Joey.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody think, oh, well, it's just a collection of things

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<v Speaker 1>that have happened during the week. We put them together.

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<v Speaker 1>They put a little bit of music to it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's no big deal, and then we smash playing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Always good feedback. This is the week that was in

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<v Speaker 4>the eyes of Jody Aldy.

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Diary, kick things off for a Monday, we went

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<v Speaker 1>poor you Doo recan.

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<v Speaker 8>Bad Bunny is a Kyoto Rican rapper Yoto Rican.

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<v Speaker 1>It's never too early in the week for a tazzy joke.

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<v Speaker 8>Colleen Colleen had she quite young, then joke she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Colleen had three kids under twenty one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I know what else you any?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, when there's no TV down there,

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<v Speaker 1>what else are you going to do? Or to be

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<v Speaker 1>completely agist, I had a Yes, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>say it I had a fiftieth birthday. Oh I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>fiftieth territory, you guys. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, we said

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<v Speaker 1>good morning to Tina or was it Nina or Lena?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh aunt Tina from Opara Hatena, good morning, going we're

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<v Speaker 1>so and it's Gina.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Gina, sorry Tina with the g Yeah, that's the one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one. We talked about our pets eating stuff

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<v Speaker 1>they shouldn't and Ali from Albert Parks Pub literally is

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<v Speaker 1>snoop doggie dog Ali from Albert Park, good morning? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you pet get into? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>Look what I came home from work one night and

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<v Speaker 11>my boyfriends ran out and said, he really quiet, be

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<v Speaker 11>really quiet? What are he's eating some of the special biscuits?

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<v Speaker 11>And it was like old deer and what. It was

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<v Speaker 11>pretty sleepy to start off with for a few hours,

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<v Speaker 11>and then he got the zoobies and started just racing

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<v Speaker 11>around their farm house.

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday, we discovered that Florio milk cows are actual gangsters. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can you confirm the rumor that the Florio milk cows

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<v Speaker 1>are elite? They're like just a cut above.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh yeah, of course when you hear them in a coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a roomor going around that they get around in

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<v Speaker 1>like gold chains and stuff and like gold teeth and

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<v Speaker 1>just real homeish.

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<v Speaker 4>For some reason, Dannylply, the genuine Pimp, cows.

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<v Speaker 1>During songs a song song, so Hazy officially anointed himself

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<v Speaker 1>an angel.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on? At one says there, I was floating

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<v Speaker 4>above myself, watching myself, and what I could see was

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<v Speaker 4>this aura and jelly.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm trying so hard to be happy for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what a shame.

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<v Speaker 1>He couldn't take that sort of form into birthday? Payday?

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<v Speaker 4>Were you born, Lauren? Yeah, on the second fifth the fish.

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<v Speaker 1>By midweek we were taking subway orders. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>need something between a six inch and a foot long,

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<v Speaker 1>something somewhere in between. Yeah, that I have met. The

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<v Speaker 1>foot long is a bit too too much, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would be very happy if they did like a in

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<v Speaker 1>between them order. The long list of names you can't

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<v Speaker 1>call your kids in Australia, and you can't call your

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<v Speaker 1>kid I'm at either to the old school computer. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>baby cyanid is out. Here's another trademark one na Tella.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh natsy of course bad that into your brain as an.

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<v Speaker 1>Option you cannot call your kids seamen.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course you can't smoggy Nope or g bang fongers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, can't call your kind married Joanna.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you can't smart Blazer.

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<v Speaker 1>Or Medicare. Do you have your Medicare card? No? But

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<v Speaker 1>I've got my Medicare baby. Finally, you cannot call your child.

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<v Speaker 4>Won't you give birth? Scroton scrutsy car.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, the dumb button had one job here in the

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<v Speaker 1>Nova studios, and she failed miserably During the six fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>Vending Machine. Who named the actor and character that said

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<v Speaker 1>this quote.

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<v Speaker 4>About how high you hit?

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<v Speaker 9>It's about how high you've been, Get hit and keep

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<v Speaker 9>moving forward.

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<v Speaker 4>That's how weird it is done?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is that?

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<v Speaker 4>Jake? Is it from Rocky?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is he?

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<v Speaker 6>Jake?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we just had to drop Jake there because

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<v Speaker 1>obviously he said something isn't for little ease or big ease.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Now we're back in real time.

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<v Speaker 1>So to all the gangster cows, said Jakie, Jakie, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's big mistakey go off this weekend, Kings and queens,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my love, Jody, wrap it up for us, Hazy.

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<v Speaker 4>We are the Eagles, the greatest team of allo. We

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<v Speaker 4>are the Eagles. We lost by five m and sixteen

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<v Speaker 4>points last weekend. We're looking to turn things around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, I volunteered Andrew Haste.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the Elizabeth Eagles have been on I'd say it's

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<v Speaker 4>fair to say quite of the journey to start, it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of a slippery slope. So the first four rounds,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they've conceded around fourteen hundred points. Not the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect start of the season, but hey, Crows were one

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<v Speaker 1>of four spat on and they've seemed to have turned

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<v Speaker 1>things around.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, look, percentage could be an issue at the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>but if we can turn things around, who knows. Some

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<v Speaker 4>sniff and finals.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're talking baby steps here, and the first little

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<v Speaker 1>step towards turning this whole season on its head is

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Hayes suiting up for the eagles next weekend home

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<v Speaker 1>game against two.

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<v Speaker 4>Against Century United. So effectively it's the derby because Century

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<v Speaker 4>nine is just down the road. Yeah, okay, Battle of

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<v Speaker 4>the North Spicy Yes, Argana Park two fifteen Saturday, eighteenth

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<v Speaker 4>of May. We're gonna have a big old celebration. Super

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<v Speaker 4>and Nova is going to be there. We want to

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<v Speaker 4>get as many people there as we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely behind the Eagles. Yeah, one undred percent, go down

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<v Speaker 1>and buy a couple of pies, buy a few beers,

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<v Speaker 1>really support the club and get around him.

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<v Speaker 4>What about the most famous player to ever suit up,

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<v Speaker 4>one of the most famous students of all time, not

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<v Speaker 4>just for the Elizabeth Eagles but for austrained football. Is

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<v Speaker 4>one of the most beautiful people on the planet, and

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<v Speaker 4>that is John Platton. So Platts, can you believe it?

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day he was a young Elizabeth Eagle

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<v Speaker 4>before he went off one of McGarry medal and a

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<v Speaker 4>brown Law meddle and then about five premierships for Hawthorne.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's going to be there. He's getting me, getting

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<v Speaker 4>right around everything. What about I called him.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day chose this is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, Plats, this is what we're trying to do.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you reckon and he was like, yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever you need, let's let's do this. This is great

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<v Speaker 4>And I said I might need to recruit some players.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking some Eccentrals players. Of course, Plats played about

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred and thirteen games so the Dogs before he

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<v Speaker 4>went to Hawthorne. Yeah, Platz goes, ah, I've got I've

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<v Speaker 4>had a hip replacement, I've got a new knee and

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<v Speaker 4>all the concussion stuff. I'm not sure about playing. We

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<v Speaker 4>got Plats, I'm not talking about you. You can't play,

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<v Speaker 4>and he goes, oh, thank goodness. I almost said yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm certain.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you you imagine my gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't know how missus Platton would go in

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<v Speaker 4>that situation. But if the rat came home and said,

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<v Speaker 4>by the way, I'm suiting up for the old Elizabeth Eagles,

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<v Speaker 4>my old mob next Saturday, I'm not sure that would

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<v Speaker 4>go down too well on the Platin household.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to play, but he will do any

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<v Speaker 1>everything and anything in his power to help out the team.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is going to be huge. Not this Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>next Saturday, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, so we need you there to support and

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<v Speaker 4>watch me, most likely to a hamstring. It'll be hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, it's fair to say that if Jodie

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<v Speaker 4>was a team when it comes to Battle of the Bangers,

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<v Speaker 4>which is probably the Elizabeth Eagles. But the best thing

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<v Speaker 4>about Battle of the Bangers and football is that each

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<v Speaker 4>week is a new opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're only as good as your last banger. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess spot on that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I don't know if you should be saying that

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<v Speaker 4>given what happened last week, but I get what you're

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<v Speaker 4>trying to say. Love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So the theme this week is comeback. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>making a comeback for the Elizabeth Eagles and I thought, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come back. In terms of music, who's made the most comebacks?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's, without a doubt the king of the comeback

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<v Speaker 1>and that is John Farnham.

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<v Speaker 4>Makes sense, that's not I mean, one of the most

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<v Speaker 4>iconic Australian anthems that has ever been put together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've all written him off at about age thirty

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<v Speaker 1>eight because he's done. He's had Whispering Jack, he's had

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<v Speaker 1>you all the voice this song Nah, just came out

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<v Speaker 1>of retirement several times over. Good on him, Good on him.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll come back again. Watch this space. That's a very

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.800
<v Speaker 4>very good, strong tune jokes. Thank you, I've gone down

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<v Speaker 4>this direction. You've probably said, there going hawss a comeback song?

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<v Speaker 1>Well quick, little He's lessons, make it quick because it

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<v Speaker 1>was really long. The other day.

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<v Speaker 4>Aerosmith originally sang the song in the seventies, it didn't

0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 4>really do very well. Run DMC remixed It's in the eighties,

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:13.399
<v Speaker 4>and apparently that basically relaunched the Aerosmith and post the

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<v Speaker 4>remix from run DMC, Aerosmith owned the eighties, so it

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<v Speaker 4>was a big old comeback for Aerosmith.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we are still time to jump on the

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny and Hazy Instagram page if you like.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got to say as well, it's extremely one side

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<v Speaker 4>at the minute. Don't say that you are on the

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<v Speaker 4>cusp of breaking your Battle of the Bangers strout.

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<v Speaker 1>Won't jinx it.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, If you want to ruin JODI's day, like genuinely

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<v Speaker 4>ruin her day, maybe her weekend, do the right thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Vote from my song.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a really, really aggressively mean thing to say.

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<v Speaker 4>It might be too far gone. It might be too

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<v Speaker 4>far gone anyway, do you know what? Though I'm genuinely

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<v Speaker 4>happy yours is a great song, and I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 4>you're the voice for such a long time. I've been

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<v Speaker 4>genuinely since here here.

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<v Speaker 1>Abs, can you please tell my co host to stop talking, please?

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 1>That's his job, though not this much.

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:10.639
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes he talks too much. You think it's like Buddy

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<v Speaker 4>go into the aids.

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:13.800
<v Speaker 1>For goodness sake, you're a real psych out, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 4>Get out of this psycher out all right? On Instagram?

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<v Speaker 4>Get voting work perks, let's discuss good morning news Read Abbey.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. How are we? That's good?

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<v Speaker 3>As you know.

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<v Speaker 8>It was scaring the internet for the latest and greatest

0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 8>across the globe, as you do, as I do. And

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<v Speaker 8>I found an article about work perks. And there's a

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:37.159
<v Speaker 8>company Carmen's. You know, the bars that we love. I

0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:39.480
<v Speaker 8>think producers. Oh he eats cartons of them by the week.

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<v Speaker 4>We think she eats a rapper as well.

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, pretty sure she loves it.

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<v Speaker 8>But I'm a Carmen's person. Now, I got some from

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<v Speaker 8>the shops the other week.

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<v Speaker 1>Love them.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm a carmen person. Okay, that's weird, But anyway, mate,

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<v Speaker 8>it's us. How is that weird?

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<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Must be a Tatismonian thing.

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<v Speaker 8>Carmens do this thing where they let people work not

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<v Speaker 8>from home, but while on holidays. Now you might think, oh,

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 8>for God's sakes, who's going to do that. But if

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 8>you have kids and you say, right in the school holidays,

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<v Speaker 8>we want to go to Bali for ten days. You

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<v Speaker 8>can say I'm going to work two or three hours

0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:19.520
<v Speaker 8>each day, get a bit of stuff done while I'm

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<v Speaker 8>sipping a pinaculata at the pool, and then you don't

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<v Speaker 8>have to take as much and you'll leave. So it

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<v Speaker 8>means that at the end of the year, you can

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<v Speaker 8>have your full two weeks off over Christmas New Year's

0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 8>and their absentee their absentee level across the year is

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<v Speaker 8>less than one percent. Yeah, people are not calling in

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<v Speaker 8>sick as much because they've got the ability to work

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<v Speaker 8>from wherever or work while on holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Because everyone has someone in the office who takes the

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>PI double five with annual leave correct and with their

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 1>sick days.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, yeah, I've never taken a sick day in my life.

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:54.240
<v Speaker 4>Every workplace is one person like, what have they got

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 4>like seven or eighty six days?

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<v Speaker 13>Be you.

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely don't understand it, and also hasn't hasn't stand

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 1>this when I was a kid, and I don't start.

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid and I was sick, Grandma

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 1>and Grandpa would look after your mom would still go

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 1>to work. Now, if your kids are sick, you can

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>take a day off work.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you were going to say you have one

0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 4>of those spinning wheels that you're just sort of following around,

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 4>just sort of flicking.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, you set us up anyway, it was work

0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 8>even a thing back when you started, like back when

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:25.600
<v Speaker 8>you were or was it.

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<v Speaker 4>More so just hunting and gathering?

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Too far, Come on, straight straight up. I would say

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<v Speaker 4>that if I'm a boss and I'm letting my employees

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 4>work whilst on holidays, I don't think I'm probably getting

0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 4>the best out of them.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, but then on the other side of that, I'm

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 8>doing better work when I'm sitting at the pool getting

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 8>a tan, drinking a cocktail.

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>That's where my best work is done.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, right, that's interesting. Yeah, Well, in terms of work perks,

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<v Speaker 4>if you've got some good ones, please gives a call

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 4>thirteen twenty fourteen or textas so for double nine nine

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<v Speaker 4>nine nine previous workplace where I would help myself to

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 4>a six pack of beer every Friday, just throw it

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:06.719
<v Speaker 4>in the back back. I did that for a year

0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 4>and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>That's lovely.

0:30:08.320 --> 0:30:10.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, And Cane Corns used to watch and be like,

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 4>good on your mate, Well.

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<v Speaker 8>What work perse have you, Jody? Have you got any

0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:19.960
<v Speaker 8>work perks back?

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>In the day at work when I first started, obviously

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>at Christmas when we had a bonus. If someone killed

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 1>two rabbits out in the hunt, I'd get two. I

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 1>actually hate.

0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 4>You, yes, a very very one sided contest at a

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 4>minute battle of the bang. It's a space where two

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 4>people just hate each other so aggressive.

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I want to say hate dislike. Maybe what

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>are you talking about?

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 4>You regularly say hate at one stage You're talking about

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 4>is a word that I can use that's stronger than hate,

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 4>because just hang on a second Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, So this is the theme for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the greatest comebacks on the back of you

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of retirement to play with the Elizabeth Eagles,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, and I have gone with the wonderful John Farnon.

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<v Speaker 1>This song should be the national anthem of Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a strong song world, John Farner. The Aerosmith and

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 4>run DMC song that re launched Aerosmith Little remixed by

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:55.960
<v Speaker 4>run DMC.

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<v Speaker 1>Quicker Josh, what We've gone from Michelle to Morrow? Jump

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<v Speaker 1>in Big.

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<v Speaker 6>Dog, Hello, Hello, Now a little surprising update here. I

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<v Speaker 6>was just speaking to the other other Josh now Boss Josh,

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<v Speaker 6>and he says that the margin on this the largest

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<v Speaker 6>winning margin we've ever.

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<v Speaker 11>Occupent home at the time of the incident.

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<v Speaker 14>Thanks Abby, I'm sorry you've got something to say.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you just say to our face?

0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 1>And also, don't get police media to do it for you.

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<v Speaker 6>The largest winning margin we've ever had should be worth

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 6>triple points.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know about that. That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 5>They take it up to the boss.

0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 4>That's not happening unless I have won. Hang on, do

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 4>you want a drum roll? I'd love a drum wrong

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<v Speaker 4>and it's y.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, how beautifully suited for the greatest comeback.

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<v Speaker 6>Of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>You got what?

0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 3>Dads?

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you?

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 3>You happy for me?

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<v Speaker 4>I am actually happy for you know what because it's

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<v Speaker 4>a cracking song for a frile.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought things were going to turn around when you

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<v Speaker 1>implored people who liked you to make my weekend miserable.

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<v Speaker 4>I got you about thirty more votes. I reckon, you're fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Well there you go. We're winning song for Battle of

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<v Speaker 4>Bangs this week by a lot of votes as well.

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<v Speaker 4>You're the voice John farn can go to Lesnchoti on

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<v Speaker 4>whole he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, crazy, I just search to you during that magnificent tune.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what victory feels like. It's so foreign, it

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<v Speaker 1>feels nice.

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<v Speaker 4>You really went off as well. Take this whichever way

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<v Speaker 4>you want. But can you dance like my mum?

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<v Speaker 1>It was that was a bit of a vibe.

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<v Speaker 8>Although I'm seeing JODII on a dance floor and she

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<v Speaker 8>the hips get moving so interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>She genuinely lost herself there for a second. The power

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<v Speaker 4>of music.

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<v Speaker 13>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sick of all the chatterer in the studio,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just turned it up and went for it. Moves.

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<v Speaker 4>Credit words to Congratulations Jones outstanding Victrick Mom said the

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<v Speaker 4>joke's the best time of the week. Fitzy Friday, Ryan Fitzgerald,

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:42.280
<v Speaker 4>the Beautiful, fearless, greatst Fryan Fitzgiald joins the season every Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Gay and Andrew Hayes Cherdi thanks for having me on.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so welcome. No, thanks for coming on. Hey, FITZI,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you've heard about the plight of

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<v Speaker 1>the Elizabeth Eagles in the Adelaide Football League.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, absolute joke. Nick spoke about losing structure in the team.

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 13>They've obviously lost a lot of structure when they don't

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:06.279
<v Speaker 13>even have eighteen players on the field.

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:08.279
<v Speaker 3>You can lose a lot of structure when you do that.

0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:12.480
<v Speaker 13>And imagine being a defender and watching the ball go

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:16.360
<v Speaker 13>over your head eighty two times, Jody, eighty two times.

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:18.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, at least Fitzy. If there's any sort

0:35:18.800 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 4>of silver line when you're playing defense for the mighty

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 4>Elizabeth Eagles, is it a charge you'll get thirty five touches?

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<v Speaker 3>Hazy?

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<v Speaker 13>Wouldn't you just not have a forward line and just

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 13>put everyone loose in defense?

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Sack?

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 4>In real old school citieswant's flooding.

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean they say that winning is in everything, but

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 1>getting absolutely flogged in every Saturday in your local sporting

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>endeavor is an absolute nightmare, and it's it's honestly very demoralizing.

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 13>I know what you guys are doing here. I know

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 13>what you're doing. Oh god, we need Fitzy at full

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:54.920
<v Speaker 13>forward to snag a lazy fifteen or something and beat

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:58.360
<v Speaker 13>the next team. Oh yes, but I'm i My coopa

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 13>mundals are all they're dirty, and my body is stuff,

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 13>so I can't step up and I can't fill in

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:08.879
<v Speaker 13>for Elizabeth. Plus I'm a Southern boy. Then northerners. Man,

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:11.040
<v Speaker 13>I don't know if I can. I need protection to

0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 13>go over that side the.

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<v Speaker 4>South and range things can happen.

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:17.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like South and North Korea, isn't it.

0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 13>It is so that who makes that Kim Jong Ill?

0:36:22.600 --> 0:36:26.280
<v Speaker 13>I don't know who's who's over there on that side.

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.840
<v Speaker 13>That's that dictator. I'm South Korea.

0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:34.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so you can't You can't line up alongside

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Andrew Hayes and play what can you do to help

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 1>the plight of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard whispers about this and world donehazy?

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<v Speaker 13>Really, that's an amazing effort by you, considering how much

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 13>you've let yourself blow.

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 4>Out a drag along the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I be in charge of maybe motivation?

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely?

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:54.080
<v Speaker 13>You can.

0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 3>Sure, So I could.

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 13>Rock up and just kick every one of the players

0:36:58.239 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 13>up the ass if you want, Yeah, or I've got

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<v Speaker 13>contacts in the industry.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you maybe leave it up to me? Yes, and

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 3>I'll see.

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 13>If I can get some of the greats to try

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<v Speaker 13>to motivate these boys next game.

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:15.720
<v Speaker 1>I love that for me. Thank you. We were thinking

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:17.680
<v Speaker 1>because some of your social media, which is epic. You've

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 1>got a few characters on there like Clem for example,

0:37:20.719 --> 0:37:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm just maybe maybe Clem could record a message with

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:24.279
<v Speaker 1>the boys. Who knows?

0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 13>Can I just I want to be honest with everyone.

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 13>I can't find Clem. No, I'm not joking, Jodie. Snapchat's

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:33.640
<v Speaker 13>taken down the filter.

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 3>I can't find it. I had so many more ideas

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 3>for Clem, but it's gone. I don't know what's happened.

0:37:39.680 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 3>It's gone on.

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 13>That's a And I've tried to find numerous deformed noses

0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 13>after that, and I can't find the filter.

0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:50.839
<v Speaker 4>What about what about you? Dayn Is he still kicking about?

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 13>Dion's got a couple of ankle bracelets on at the

0:37:56.120 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 13>moment and he's in a fair bit of trouble. But

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:00.759
<v Speaker 13>we might be able to And also Gore and Gordon's

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:04.000
<v Speaker 13>quite forlorn and he could be your parts of it somehow.

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:08.520
<v Speaker 3>But leave motivation up to me, hazy. How's that all right?

0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:12.480
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely? Mate, We'll take that. Because you obviously got some

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 4>nice big football connections as well. You know all the

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:16.280
<v Speaker 4>big dogs, Yeah.

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I do.

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:21.959
<v Speaker 13>I know huge names in the industry, Graham, Corn's, Stephen Rowe,

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 13>Tim Gineva.

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty.

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 3>We know all of them too.

0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 4>KG the boys in a pump up speech from KG.

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<v Speaker 4>That's going to get him over the line five hundred

0:38:35.480 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 4>point differential. It's going to swing the other way.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus, all right, I leave it up to me. I'm on,

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm on, all right.

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 1>We appreciate your involvement. I mean, we'd love to hear

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 1>from Dan whose favorite pastime is doggie style over the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of his miss and skyline.

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:54.920
<v Speaker 4>And wouldn't you know it, Fitzy, If that's a favorite

0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:57.560
<v Speaker 4>pastime in South, it's actually pretty popular in the walls

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So there are similarities, are okay? Alright?

0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 12>Mate?

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Skyline's are universal.

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:14.320
<v Speaker 13>They're everywhere everywhere. No, thank you, all right, Well I'll

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:15.640
<v Speaker 13>see what I can do over the weekend.

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 4>But it's looking good, beautiful, enjoy weekendsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for.

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<v Speaker 13>You guys.

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:25.160
<v Speaker 4>You it can be tough meeting your life partner these days.

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 4>Just ask news reader Abby, and maybe producers are as well.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you, ladies?

0:39:28.440 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks?

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 12>That beautiful and true.

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.439
<v Speaker 4>Not always easy though, is it? But you're still finding

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 4>for mister Wright. Yes, yes, it's an ongoing pursuit. Got

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<v Speaker 4>some advice for you. Who would have thought, Jodes, that

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 4>I'll be in a space where I'm giving advice on

0:39:41.040 --> 0:39:44.400
<v Speaker 4>such a thing or anything. But I've been doing some research.

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<v Speaker 4>An American woman living in Sydney has shared her tip

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<v Speaker 4>for meeting other singles in the supermarket. Is that a thing,

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<v Speaker 4>claiming that putting bananas in your shopping trolley will signal

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<v Speaker 4>that you're willing to meet someone. Yeah, that's right, that's

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:03.360
<v Speaker 4>how you meet and miss the right I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I can honestly say single or otherwise, I've never had

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<v Speaker 1>an encounter in a supermarket.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand this. Is this a genuine thing. Apparently

0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 4>it's been going for quite a while. This is the

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<v Speaker 4>place where singles meet at the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 12>No, I can see it, but not the banana thing, right.

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<v Speaker 12>I pay at least six or seven bananas a week.

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<v Speaker 4>We go through so many bananas. The kids love it

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<v Speaker 4>so all the things that you're putting out, I'm saying

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<v Speaker 4>more so my wife. When you go to the supermarket

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 4>and she's going to trade choc a blog full of bananas,

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:33.560
<v Speaker 4>messages are cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>You should ask about that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how I feel like when you go

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<v Speaker 4>to the supermarket as well. Everyone's almost at their worst,

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<v Speaker 4>do you know what I mean?

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:41.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, No, one who dresses up.

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<v Speaker 1>To go to the no One TRACKI dacks unless you're

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<v Speaker 1>like going to the supermarket on the way home from work,

0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>where you dressed decently. I am always TRACKI dacks, T

0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:51.560
<v Speaker 1>shirt cap.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, see I go after work, so make sure I

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.200
<v Speaker 8>look half okay.

0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:57.920
<v Speaker 12>I feel like my mother Bindy will do a full

0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:00.320
<v Speaker 12>face of makeup for the shops, because she says, and

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 12>she's right, every time you go out looking your absolute worse,

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:03.760
<v Speaker 12>you see someone.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, so true it might be an X. I

0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 4>don't want to look like have you ever met someone

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 4>of the supermarket?

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Apps can't say I have.

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 8>But I go through this weird thing with textures, so

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 8>like bananas, I can't eat. I haven't eaten bananas for

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 8>years because the texture freaks me out right, So maybe

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:23.160
<v Speaker 8>I should just put them in there.

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, though, bread.

0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:27.800
<v Speaker 4>With texture, you see, I would say, Yeah, you go

0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 4>through the.

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Same thing with avocado.

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 9>At the moment.

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't touch your hat, oh, just the texture of it.

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:35.080
<v Speaker 1>The harder ones, I can't, Well, that's your what's that?

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:36.399
<v Speaker 1>The hard ones?

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:36.839
<v Speaker 13>Oh?

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 4>Sh shepherds.

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Shepherds, Yeah, I go through this weird texture thing. The

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:49.240
<v Speaker 1>shepherds are machine of avocados your budget gross.

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:51.920
<v Speaker 4>You know, absolutely absolutely, Just think it.

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Depends what shops you go to as well.

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:56.640
<v Speaker 8>Like I'm from the Dirty South, so probably don't want

0:41:56.640 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 8>to be putting bananas in my shopping trolley down there.

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 8>But if I'm house sitting for my sister and crafers,

0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 8>then that's a different story. Okay, nice farmer or something. Yeah,

0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 8>try that out next week. While I'm house sitting.

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 4>Wrong part of Adelaide, you probably attract a few fruit

0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 4>flies instead for double nine on nine. Have you got

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 4>some advice these outrageous or random meeting places, Because the

0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 4>other thing is if you're meeting someone in supermarket, it's

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:22.880
<v Speaker 4>so lit up, it's such a sober situation, the conversation,

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 4>how do you even start with?

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 1>See, this is the thing. I would argue that supermarket

0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:30.280
<v Speaker 1>encounters are the most awkward. Like you'll have a conversation

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>with someone in the fruit and veg for example, and

0:42:32.680 --> 0:42:35.279
<v Speaker 1>then you're cruising down the cereal ie. In a minute,

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:38.240
<v Speaker 1>You've ended that conversation. You've done, okay, nice.

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Hello again you here, or even worse, you're looking for

0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 4>something in the chat. And I can imagine me in

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:48.400
<v Speaker 4>a situation where I just sort of look at her

0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 4>trolling and you're like, oh, yes, toilet paper doing some

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 1>Pooling, and this is why you don't this is why

0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:02.600
<v Speaker 1>you don't make up, and so the mark, but your

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:03.040
<v Speaker 1>wife is