WEBVTT - Like Taking A Dance Medal From A Baby 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:09.600 Adelaides. Welcome to the podcast, ladies and gentlemen. 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:11.280 I'll tell you what you think you know someone, don't 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:14.080 you think you know someone? And all of a sudden 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.000 you get an anonymous tipster just to give you a 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.880 bit of an insight and what's happening behind the scenes, 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:18.320 and it. 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:22.639 Shocks you to your core. You're a crazy dance mom. 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:23.840 I am not. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:28.280 And can you please stop trying to sell that message 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:32.519 that I'm a nutty dance mother. Yes, because all I 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:36.280 did was I may have sampled a medal that was 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:37.479 rightfully my daughters. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:42.200 Oh my god, Kate, Yes, and you're in denial. That's 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.280 classic crazy dance mom behavior. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:45.360 Okay, you done now. 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.600 Pretty much as you would discover inside this podcast and 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:49.760 anonymous tips. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.000 That really really lifted the lid. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.560 So enjoy getting to know Jody Oda just just just 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:56.280 a little bit better. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:57.840 Okay, say my name right if you're gonna have a 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:58.120 go with me. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:02.120 Jody Oda, Joe Towns. We can interesting to say the least. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.280 I don't have weekends anymore because I've become a dance mum, 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.720 so I just go to dance comps. Yes, but hours 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.280 and hours and hours on end. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:14.120 If you watch reality TV shows, particularly in the States, 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:18.520 you will know that dance moms say can sometimes we 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.319 built just a little bit different. Is that fair to say? 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:21.280 They're pretty intense. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.520 A lot of them really get around their kids like 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:24.680 it's pretty full on. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:27.320 It's a whole new world for me, it's very different. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.160 I need you to change the word there to we. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.119 What do you mean, don't try and isolate these crazy 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.679 dance mumps. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:34.400 I didn't say. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.880 I didn't call them crazy. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:38.480 Because it feels like maybe the craziest of the crazy 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.240 dance moms, maybe you're their president. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.960 What are you even talking about. 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.199 I'm just trying to work out what the hell happened 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.920 on the weekend. But what I can say to you, 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.560 and what I can get you to listen to, is 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.680 that an anonymous tipster has jumped in and given us 0:01:54.720 --> 0:02:00.000 some really really interesting information about what happened with you 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.760 on the weekend as a dance mum with one of 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:03.840 your beautiful deldas. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:05.200 Okay, just listen to this. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.480 So we're at this dance comp on the weekend, and 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.360 I reckon Jody's daughter was supposed to get like a 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:15.120 medal or something, and she's clearly lost it because all 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.400 of a sudden, Jody's just like scrambling around, and then 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.520 we're watching her, going. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:20.760 Is she actually going to do this. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.640 There's like a table of medals there for the other 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.240 kids who haven't picked them up yet, and Jody just 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.320 goes up and takes one. I assume she was giving 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:32.560 it to her daughter, but then yeah, she just she 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:33.640 just like took it. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:40.360 Oh my, can you explain yourself? Placed, Thank you very 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.920 much to the United States. What the hell happened? 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.120 Okay, I didn't steal a medal. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:49.440 So basically what happened was Summer came third in her 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:53.280 dance and they called out Summer, but another Summer got 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:57.919 up and took her medal. Right, so she didn't get one, okay. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:01.839 So then afterwards I went up and I said, look, 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.160 there's been a mix up. Someone took Somemer's metal. May 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:11.160 I please have another one? And they were like no, wow, 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.440 because the whole table was sitting there, and then Summer 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.280 was like she was like crying. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.040 She's going, oh, I can't leave without game third. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:22.000 I want my medals. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.799 I was like, oh, for the love of God, I've 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:24.960 been here for six hours. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.320 I need to go home. So I might have just 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.720 got under the table myself. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:35.040 You stole it. Another child's dance medal. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.840 It was what she deserves. She didn't get her medal. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.800 She's driving home with her crazy dance mum going where's 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:44.520 my medal? 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.520 There were millions of these medals. 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.800 There was no medal this year, sweet daughter. Maybe next 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.560 year or it's one of those crazy dance moms. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:55.200 Is like, you know the rule. You don't win a medal, 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.960 you're not coming back next year. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:57.800 Who dubbed me in? 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.360 By the way, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. All 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:02.560 that matters. If the information is out there, you are 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:06.600 officially dance. Oh my gosh, I. 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:08.200 Just took what was rightfully ours. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:12.000 Wow, completely unrelated. Big shout out to you, Greg. Do 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.000 you have a fantastic day? 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:24.279 Cheers? Mate? A joke that's a joke, jo a terrible job. Look, 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:24.960 who's back? 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:30.080 News from ten days on a sunbed in Barley? 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:30.720 Hello? 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.919 I heard she was at a joke retreat. Oh really, 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:36.600 they're searching for some new material. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.520 I think I was the joke over there at one 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:44.640 point lemonade was it? 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:49.040 Mister potato head whatever it's called, actually potato fins. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:52.000 I could live in that place. Yeah, god, it's magical. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.680 So we can drop the mister. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:56.720 No. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:00.760 I saw it on the Facebook, on the Google. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.840 Oh dear all right, now, first. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.160 That's the big question. Let's just go for it. How 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.480 about Joe's this week? You kick us off? 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:08.760 Okay? 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:09.799 Ready, consistent? 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:14.480 Okay, ready, Wow. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:15.320 It's a joke. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:16.920 You ready for this? 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:21.280 Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.359 and the other was eating fireworks. They charge one and 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:30.640 let the other one off. That's a good you get it? 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:31.560 I get it? 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:32.200 Get it because. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:38.480 Okay, because he was eating fireworks, let him? Oh good, 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.239 do you know what I'm going to go next? 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.039 Okay, just to really put some pressure on Abby, I 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.719 love that to deliver what should be the knockout blow 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.800 for this joke? All right, here we go. What is 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:52.000 the cheapest meat? 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:53.960 What is the cheapest meat? 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.440 The cheapest meat out there? 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:56.080 Awful? 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.120 Well probably technically yes, but for the sake of the joke, 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:04.480 what is and this could definitely be part of your 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.480 so called off as well? 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.800 Yeah? And can I just say it wasn't a serious question? 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:14.799 Is a joke? Answer? 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:19.320 Dear balls, they're under a buck. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:27.360 Oh my god, who doesn't get it? Their location. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.880 You don't need to man explain. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.640 It's how I've missed being man's. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.279 Flying all good, and everyone's on the same papers. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:37.479 Here a. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.040 Guy walks into the pub and tells his mates he 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.839 was arrested earlier today by his girlfriend, who happens to 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:47.359 be a cop. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.760 Why, they ask, Well, he says, she cuffed me for. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.640 Being too good in bed, but after two minutes I 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:54.920 was let go do it all lack of heard evidence. 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:01.800 She's bad. 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.800 That's good. That's what they call a good old fashioned comeback. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:06.960 That's what I mean. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:07.360 Come back. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:08.680 Did you not like last week's? 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.760 Last week's was horrible? Was that the one you dropped 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.600 before you went away? Yes, and I didn't want to 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:14.960 miss it out. 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:16.280 No, that was truly dreadful. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.440 No, it wasn't. You guys just did that because I 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:19.119 wasn't here. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.520 There might have been a bit of that as well. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.080 I think we even mentioned it's easy to pot someone 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.440 when they're not here. But that's okay, that's all right, welcome. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:29.200 Back out anyway, come back if the century continues. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:30.560 Me. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.760 How good are jokes? And you know what Jod's in particular? 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:35.360 Dad jokes? 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.560 Oh don't real love them? 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:37.440 You just get to the. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.920 Certain point of a life where obviously experience them when 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.640 your dad goes through. But for me, now I'm really 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.360 getting invested in. I've got a three and a five 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.360 years old and they just hit a little bit different. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:46.960 Yeah. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:49.040 Yeah, Do they find you funny your kids? 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:49.640 Ah? 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:53.000 No, not really? Yeah, okay, Okay, that's half the fun, 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:53.360 isn't it. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.560 That's all right, they're just like me. They just pretend 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:56.800 to find you funny. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.760 Kids Out there, we're talking to you. Get ready for 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.680 the your best dad jokes. We want to get you 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.040 on the air coming up very very soon. We've got 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.320 some really really good prizes to give to you if 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.080 you can get on air and tell us one of 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:10.720 your dad's best jokes. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.960 Yes, so we're after kids here, Yes, yes, okay, good. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:14.640 For Father's Day. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:17.040 But you could go to the gym, or to the shopping, 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:18.120 or go to work. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.840 Clas What if you went in a beachier direction. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.120 You're only a what if away from a holiday with. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.880 The war if a book, accommodation, fast packages and more. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.200 What if it's for travel right now? 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:30.720 The weekend sports. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:35.679 Not like the. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:41.800 Spanish football director or something like that. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.360 That Spanish football director is like I'm not quitting. I've 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.280 done a wonderful job with the Spanish football. I'm not 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.680 going anywhere. And they're like, ah, we're going to stand 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.080 you down. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:55.440 Lock those blokes lips up everyone and everything that he can. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.560 Yeah, Hey Tommy, how are you great? Thanks? 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.240 How are you really good? Thank you great to be 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:00.720 here again. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.920 Yes, talk us through the weekend of football please. 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:05.840 It was a funny weekend. It always is, the final 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.600 round of the season, isn't it. And the Crows, even 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.720 though they win, I think it's a bit bittersweet for 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.439 fans because with Sydney losing yesterday, oh yeah, everyone got 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.520 out the calculators and went, oh they would have made it. Yeah, 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:18.480 And it was funny. I was at the Port game 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:22.200 yesterday calling for double A and the post, the infamous 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.960 post that wasn't hit the week before, got hit four 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:28.599 times during the game. It's like Adam Magnet and he said, no, 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.679 we want some love again today please. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:34.040 Hey Tommy, can I throw another alternative at you? And 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.200 it would completely change the shape of Australians football as 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:38.120 it's always been played. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.040 Contrig Just play on. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.320 With the goals, like if it hits the posts and 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:45.040 it goes in. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:45.880 It's a goal. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.200 Can't just be a goal yep, like every single other code. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:51.960 Obviously we don't want to copy other codes, but we 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.839 are the only sport in the world where if you 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.360 flick the post but it still goes in, it doesn't 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:58.319 count as a major goal. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.600 It's a correct idea, yeah, And a lot of the 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.760 purest and traditionalists will say what are you doing and hazy, 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:07.679 I mean, you're a four time premiership player at central 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:08.439 you played the game. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:10.400 I just wanted to throw that into. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.120 Poul before though. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:16.959 I like to mess with his head and say, oh, 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.280 you're a two time premier. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.080 Just to annoy Bruce having there say oh look at 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.559 Bruce having you five time premiership playing your buddy. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:26.800 Seventy nine years. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.960 But it is one of the ideas and tradition gets 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.560 flirted with every year anyway, and changed every year. So 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.120 I don't mind that idea. But it would be a 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.480 big change to the game if they went down that path. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:42.120 Yea interesting week this week for the Crows, Tommy, because 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:43.839 you look at it, and obviously it was a good finish. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:47.280 Taylor Walker did exceptionally well, but you're right. I did 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.079 some calculations as well and sitting there going, oh, how 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:51.800 bit it is? I know this is a question that 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.079 I noticed, But is there a next step or to 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.680 the Crows just have to you know it? 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:57.920 I think they just have to cop it now and 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.240 then they'll try and get some concessions with regards to 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:02.760 you know, fixture and the way things look. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.240 But for fans, I don't think they really care. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.920 It's all about making finals, and that's why it's so frustrating. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.280 You can see the improvement. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.480 They had eight wins last year, eleven this year, and 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.600 they could easily have had fourteen or fifteen had they 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.480 won a few of those close games. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.400 So it's close. But they haven't played. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:21.320 Finals since twenty seventeen, so it's frustrating because they're a 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:22.920 fair way away still you know they're gonna have to 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:26.480 wait another year. So disappointing, but you can definitely see, 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.439 you know, there's a fair bit of blue sky for 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:29.680 the crazy heads. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.440 They sang the club song like a team that's miss finals. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:33.079 Did you hear it? 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:33.880 Yeah? 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:38.040 Yeah, went through the motions, didn't. They Absolutely disappointing, But 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.240 what a season for tex Walker. His previous best for 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:43.080 a year was sixty three. He bled seventy six for 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.360 the year. Amazing year. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.640 He just feels like he keeps getting better, doesn't it. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.199 Yeah, it's bizarre at thirty three playing his best football, 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.200 which is a great effort for a key forward. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.040 First week of finals, can we run through them? And 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.920 I want to hear your opinion on who wins Collingwood DS. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:11:58.880 I think Melbourne win. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.480 I think Collingwood's in a bit of trouble. No, Nick Deakos, 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.079 I don't think he'll play that first week. I think 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.200 Melbourne's just building. Really disappointed for Jake Melksham. I think 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.160 he's suffered a season ending knee injury. But I think 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.240 Melbourne they know how to do it. I think they'll 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:10.839 win that one. 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:13.960 Adelaide Tommy obviously thirty one point when you say against 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:17.480 the Tigers as expected, building nicely because some key personnel 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.320 we'll be back, should be back for the first week 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:19.920 the Fince. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:21.800 Todd Marshall will come back for sure. Missed with a 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:24.600 hip injury yesterday. That was just management. I reckon Charlie 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.480 Dixon's fifty to fifty, He's probably the one that is 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.079 the riskiest. He's still in a moonboot. But then I 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:32.320 think Scott Last will play and Trent McKenzie will play, 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:35.520 so they're just about full strength other than Mitch Georgiades, 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:36.880 who's on the long term injury list. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:38.199 They're going to push Brisbane. 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.040 I know the Lions haven't lost their all season at 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.920 the Gabba, but I reckon Porter a huge chance toss 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:48.040 the coin. Head says Brisbane, heart says Port. Maybe Brisbane 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:49.480 just but a whole port. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.600 What do you punt with your head or your heart? 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:54.880 Off in my heart and I have got nothing in 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:55.400 my wallet. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:13:00.679 Very quickly Carlton Sydney, Carlton yeap and Saints. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.560 Will flowed them in some good form. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.080 Yeah they're playing really well. Yeah going great. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:07.400 Okay, nice, thanks you coming. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.400 That's it, no pleasure. I was on time. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.480 Yeah, absolutely your on time. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.199 You actually a little bit earlier. Holl looked down screen. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.640 I was like, what is a minute fourteen. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:15.440 To go to do? 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:15.520 You? 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.840 Still sat there awkwardly and just looked at each other. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:20.240 What are you? 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.320 What are you doing till finals week? For him to 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:22.800 be on time? 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:27.000 That's fine because it turns out for the most important time. Ready, 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:27.520 you know the drill. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:30.600 We close each little segment with you with a little 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:31.600 joke given that's Monday. 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:32.280 What have you got for us? 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:33.800 I'm not sure you're gonna love this one, but let's 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.640 let's give it a crack anyway. What do you call 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:40.400 a fake noodle? An impasta? 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.160 So it's so bad it's good, you know what I mean? 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.480 The news are not even looking and listening to the joke, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.280 absolutely no interest. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:52.840 Have you just shake? 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.920 It's just you know, she's. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.439 Up and about about her own joke form, so I 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:57.840 don't worry. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.000 Yeah, she's in fine form. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.160 Ready, appreciates your pleasure. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:04.840 I love you, I love I love you Dad. 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:10.720 I love you Dad, I love your dad. Let's see, 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:14.040 it comes with being a father, being or having a 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.360 father as well. Dad jokes? 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:21.000 Yes, are they the best or the worst depending on 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:22.240 which way you look at it. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:24.840 Well, the thing about dad jokes is they're either good 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.920 or even if they're really really bad, that actually means 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:28.800 it's a good dad joke. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.560 Yes, so true, so true, the worse the better thirteen 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.960 twenty four to ten. What we want to do is 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.360 get some kids on this morning, and we want you 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:39.200 to tell your dad's best or worst dad joke. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.480 And look, there's a little prize in it for you 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.160 as well. Every caller will win a family pastor wall 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.520 of cinemas, which includes drinks and popcorn and a Milkman 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:48.960 grooming copak for Dad. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:49.680 But here's the thing. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.720 We're going to do this all week, and then we're 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.120 going to choose the best joke throughout the week. Yes, 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:57.600 and then you're going to win an unbelievable experience at 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:01.280 Mismatch Brewing worth five hundred dollars for your dad. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.880 Imagine going to Dad on Sunday morning and saying five 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.520 hundred bucks worth of miss Match Beruine she'd be the 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.880 favorite child, wouldn't. 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:12.240 You Missmatch Brewing as well? I like my beer? 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.080 I know you do, Yes, and they do. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.040 A good beer. Yes, you just put it simply for it. 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.480 Look, I'll kick you off if you're like a sort 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.360 of dad jokes were talking about, Well, I'm a dad 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.240 in my prime for this sort of humor. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.800 Here you go. So my mum just found out I 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.800 replaced her bed with a trampoline. Yeah what she hit 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:32.200 the roof. 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.560 It's about as bad as your joke off. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:48.080 Did you jump spirted from the newsroom out of nowhere? 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:49.080 Teled down? 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:53.440 Gosh one week in damper sir, and she's you know 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:57.640 up and about I'm back, baby is guess who's online? 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:57.800 Three? 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.320 One of our frid it is it is? 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:09.120 It's Gussie? Yes, Gussie? How are you, my friend? 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:09.640 How are you? 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:12.160 You're so good? Gussie? 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:12.440 All right? 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.240 Hit us with your bad dad joke? Please? 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.160 Okay? What do you call a blind. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:18.920 A blind dinosaur? 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:20.280 What do you call a blond dinosaur? 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:28.560 Do you think stores? 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.840 That's good, Gussie, Gussie, you have set the standard so high, 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:33.240 my friend. 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:37.240 Well done, Thank you, legends. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:38.040 Isn't it good? 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:39.680 All right, let's go to Enfield. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.520 Good morning, Amelia, good morning. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:50.160 Good morning. How old are you Amelia? 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:52.520 And also how old are you? Amelia? 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.560 Okay, Amelia, hit us with your joke? 0:16:58.920 --> 0:16:59.760 What do you call her? 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:02.480 She should no eyes? What do you call a fish 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:09.600 with no eyes? 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:10.439 Because there's no. 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:15.159 Amelia? 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.520 That's so good, well. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:22.959 Done, Oh hey Amelia and Gussie guys. Congratulations, you've run 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:24.560 a family past the wall cinemas. 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:30.400 Oh my god, thank you, thank you. 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.040 You guys are very welcome. Good jokes. 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:35.080 That's good, that's good stuff. I've set the bar high. 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:37.879