Speaker 1: Adelaides. Welcome to the podcast, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you think you know someone, don't
Speaker 2: you think you know someone? And all of a sudden
Speaker 2: you get an anonymous tipster just to give you a
Speaker 2: bit of an insight and what's happening behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: and it.
Speaker 1: Shocks you to your core. You're a crazy dance mom.
Speaker 3: I am not.
Speaker 4: And can you please stop trying to sell that message
Speaker 4: that I'm a nutty dance mother. Yes, because all I
Speaker 4: did was I may have sampled a medal that was
Speaker 4: rightfully my daughters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kate, Yes, and you're in denial. That's
Speaker 1: classic crazy dance mom behavior.
Speaker 3: Okay, you done now.
Speaker 2: Pretty much as you would discover inside this podcast and
Speaker 2: anonymous tips.
Speaker 1: That really really lifted the lid.
Speaker 2: So enjoy getting to know Jody Oda just just just
Speaker 2: a little bit better.
Speaker 3: Okay, say my name right if you're gonna have a
Speaker 3: go with me.
Speaker 1: Jody Oda, Joe Towns. We can interesting to say the least.
Speaker 4: I don't have weekends anymore because I've become a dance mum,
Speaker 4: so I just go to dance comps. Yes, but hours
Speaker 4: and hours and hours on end.
Speaker 2: If you watch reality TV shows, particularly in the States,
Speaker 2: you will know that dance moms say can sometimes we
Speaker 2: built just a little bit different. Is that fair to say?
Speaker 3: They're pretty intense.
Speaker 4: A lot of them really get around their kids like
Speaker 4: it's pretty full on.
Speaker 3: It's a whole new world for me, it's very different.
Speaker 2: I need you to change the word there to we.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, don't try and isolate these crazy
Speaker 2: dance mumps.
Speaker 5: I didn't say.
Speaker 3: I didn't call them crazy.
Speaker 2: Because it feels like maybe the craziest of the crazy
Speaker 2: dance moms, maybe you're their president.
Speaker 3: What are you even talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to work out what the hell happened
Speaker 2: on the weekend. But what I can say to you,
Speaker 2: and what I can get you to listen to, is
Speaker 2: that an anonymous tipster has jumped in and given us
Speaker 2: some really really interesting information about what happened with you
Speaker 2: on the weekend as a dance mum with one of
Speaker 2: your beautiful deldas.
Speaker 1: Okay, just listen to this.
Speaker 6: So we're at this dance comp on the weekend, and
Speaker 6: I reckon Jody's daughter was supposed to get like a
Speaker 6: medal or something, and she's clearly lost it because all
Speaker 6: of a sudden, Jody's just like scrambling around, and then
Speaker 6: we're watching her, going.
Speaker 1: Is she actually going to do this.
Speaker 6: There's like a table of medals there for the other
Speaker 6: kids who haven't picked them up yet, and Jody just
Speaker 6: goes up and takes one. I assume she was giving
Speaker 6: it to her daughter, but then yeah, she just she
Speaker 6: just like took it.
Speaker 2: Oh my, can you explain yourself? Placed, Thank you very
Speaker 2: much to the United States. What the hell happened?
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't steal a medal.
Speaker 4: So basically what happened was Summer came third in her
Speaker 4: dance and they called out Summer, but another Summer got
Speaker 4: up and took her medal. Right, so she didn't get one, okay.
Speaker 4: So then afterwards I went up and I said, look,
Speaker 4: there's been a mix up. Someone took Somemer's metal. May
Speaker 4: I please have another one? And they were like no, wow,
Speaker 4: because the whole table was sitting there, and then Summer
Speaker 4: was like she was like crying.
Speaker 3: She's going, oh, I can't leave without game third.
Speaker 7: I want my medals.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, for the love of God, I've
Speaker 4: been here for six hours.
Speaker 3: I need to go home. So I might have just
Speaker 3: got under the table myself.
Speaker 1: You stole it. Another child's dance medal.
Speaker 3: It was what she deserves. She didn't get her medal.
Speaker 2: She's driving home with her crazy dance mum going where's
Speaker 2: my medal?
Speaker 3: There were millions of these medals.
Speaker 2: There was no medal this year, sweet daughter. Maybe next
Speaker 2: year or it's one of those crazy dance moms.
Speaker 1: Is like, you know the rule. You don't win a medal,
Speaker 1: you're not coming back next year.
Speaker 3: Who dubbed me in?
Speaker 1: By the way, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. All
Speaker 1: that matters. If the information is out there, you are
Speaker 1: officially dance. Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 3: Just took what was rightfully ours.
Speaker 2: Wow, completely unrelated. Big shout out to you, Greg. Do
Speaker 2: you have a fantastic day?
Speaker 1: Cheers? Mate? A joke that's a joke, jo a terrible job. Look,
Speaker 1: who's back?
Speaker 3: News from ten days on a sunbed in Barley?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 2: I heard she was at a joke retreat. Oh really,
Speaker 2: they're searching for some new material.
Speaker 5: I think I was the joke over there at one
Speaker 5: point lemonade was it?
Speaker 2: Mister potato head whatever it's called, actually potato fins.
Speaker 5: I could live in that place. Yeah, god, it's magical.
Speaker 3: So we can drop the mister.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I saw it on the Facebook, on the Google.
Speaker 5: Oh dear all right, now, first.
Speaker 1: That's the big question. Let's just go for it. How
Speaker 1: about Joe's this week? You kick us off?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 1: Ready, consistent?
Speaker 3: Okay, ready, Wow.
Speaker 1: It's a joke.
Speaker 3: You ready for this?
Speaker 4: Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid
Speaker 4: and the other was eating fireworks. They charge one and
Speaker 4: let the other one off. That's a good you get it?
Speaker 4: I get it?
Speaker 5: Get it because.
Speaker 8: Okay, because he was eating fireworks, let him? Oh good,
Speaker 8: do you know what I'm going to go next?
Speaker 1: Okay, just to really put some pressure on Abby, I
Speaker 1: love that to deliver what should be the knockout blow
Speaker 1: for this joke? All right, here we go. What is
Speaker 1: the cheapest meat?
Speaker 3: What is the cheapest meat?
Speaker 1: The cheapest meat out there?
Speaker 3: Awful?
Speaker 2: Well probably technically yes, but for the sake of the joke,
Speaker 2: what is and this could definitely be part of your
Speaker 2: so called off as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And can I just say it wasn't a serious question?
Speaker 1: Is a joke? Answer?
Speaker 2: Dear balls, they're under a buck.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who doesn't get it? Their location.
Speaker 3: You don't need to man explain.
Speaker 5: It's how I've missed being man's.
Speaker 1: Flying all good, and everyone's on the same papers.
Speaker 7: Here a.
Speaker 4: Guy walks into the pub and tells his mates he
Speaker 4: was arrested earlier today by his girlfriend, who happens to
Speaker 4: be a cop.
Speaker 5: Why, they ask, Well, he says, she cuffed me for.
Speaker 4: Being too good in bed, but after two minutes I
Speaker 4: was let go do it all lack of heard evidence.
Speaker 5: She's bad.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's what they call a good old fashioned comeback.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 7: Come back.
Speaker 5: Did you not like last week's?
Speaker 4: Last week's was horrible? Was that the one you dropped
Speaker 4: before you went away? Yes, and I didn't want to
Speaker 4: miss it out.
Speaker 3: No, that was truly dreadful.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't. You guys just did that because I
Speaker 5: wasn't here.
Speaker 1: There might have been a bit of that as well.
Speaker 1: I think we even mentioned it's easy to pot someone
Speaker 1: when they're not here. But that's okay, that's all right, welcome.
Speaker 5: Back out anyway, come back if the century continues.
Speaker 6: Me.
Speaker 2: How good are jokes? And you know what Jod's in particular?
Speaker 2: Dad jokes?
Speaker 3: Oh don't real love them?
Speaker 1: You just get to the.
Speaker 2: Certain point of a life where obviously experience them when
Speaker 2: your dad goes through. But for me, now I'm really
Speaker 2: getting invested in. I've got a three and a five
Speaker 2: years old and they just hit a little bit different.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Do they find you funny your kids?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 1: No, not really? Yeah, okay, Okay, that's half the fun,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 4: That's all right, they're just like me. They just pretend
Speaker 4: to find you funny.
Speaker 2: Kids Out there, we're talking to you. Get ready for
Speaker 2: the your best dad jokes. We want to get you
Speaker 2: on the air coming up very very soon. We've got
Speaker 2: some really really good prizes to give to you if
Speaker 2: you can get on air and tell us one of
Speaker 2: your dad's best jokes.
Speaker 3: Yes, so we're after kids here, Yes, yes, okay, good.
Speaker 1: For Father's Day.
Speaker 3: But you could go to the gym, or to the shopping,
Speaker 3: or go to work.
Speaker 1: Clas What if you went in a beachier direction.
Speaker 3: You're only a what if away from a holiday with.
Speaker 1: The war if a book, accommodation, fast packages and more.
Speaker 1: What if it's for travel right now?
Speaker 7: The weekend sports.
Speaker 6: Not like the.
Speaker 2: Spanish football director or something like that.
Speaker 4: That Spanish football director is like I'm not quitting. I've
Speaker 4: done a wonderful job with the Spanish football. I'm not
Speaker 4: going anywhere. And they're like, ah, we're going to stand
Speaker 4: you down.
Speaker 2: Lock those blokes lips up everyone and everything that he can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey Tommy, how are you great? Thanks?
Speaker 7: How are you really good? Thank you great to be
Speaker 7: here again.
Speaker 3: Yes, talk us through the weekend of football please.
Speaker 9: It was a funny weekend. It always is, the final
Speaker 9: round of the season, isn't it. And the Crows, even
Speaker 9: though they win, I think it's a bit bittersweet for
Speaker 9: fans because with Sydney losing yesterday, oh yeah, everyone got
Speaker 9: out the calculators and went, oh they would have made it. Yeah,
Speaker 9: And it was funny. I was at the Port game
Speaker 9: yesterday calling for double A and the post, the infamous
Speaker 9: post that wasn't hit the week before, got hit four
Speaker 9: times during the game. It's like Adam Magnet and he said, no,
Speaker 9: we want some love again today please.
Speaker 2: Hey Tommy, can I throw another alternative at you? And
Speaker 2: it would completely change the shape of Australians football as
Speaker 2: it's always been played.
Speaker 1: Contrig Just play on.
Speaker 2: With the goals, like if it hits the posts and
Speaker 2: it goes in.
Speaker 7: It's a goal.
Speaker 2: Can't just be a goal yep, like every single other code.
Speaker 2: Obviously we don't want to copy other codes, but we
Speaker 2: are the only sport in the world where if you
Speaker 2: flick the post but it still goes in, it doesn't
Speaker 2: count as a major goal.
Speaker 9: It's a correct idea, yeah, And a lot of the
Speaker 9: purest and traditionalists will say what are you doing and hazy,
Speaker 9: I mean, you're a four time premiership player at central
Speaker 9: you played the game.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to throw that into.
Speaker 3: Poul before though.
Speaker 4: I like to mess with his head and say, oh,
Speaker 4: you're a two time premier.
Speaker 1: Just to annoy Bruce having there say oh look at
Speaker 1: Bruce having you five time premiership playing your buddy.
Speaker 7: Seventy nine years.
Speaker 9: But it is one of the ideas and tradition gets
Speaker 9: flirted with every year anyway, and changed every year. So
Speaker 9: I don't mind that idea. But it would be a
Speaker 9: big change to the game if they went down that path.
Speaker 2: Yea interesting week this week for the Crows, Tommy, because
Speaker 2: you look at it, and obviously it was a good finish.
Speaker 2: Taylor Walker did exceptionally well, but you're right. I did
Speaker 2: some calculations as well and sitting there going, oh, how
Speaker 2: bit it is? I know this is a question that
Speaker 2: I noticed, But is there a next step or to
Speaker 2: the Crows just have to you know it?
Speaker 9: I think they just have to cop it now and
Speaker 9: then they'll try and get some concessions with regards to
Speaker 9: you know, fixture and the way things look.
Speaker 7: But for fans, I don't think they really care.
Speaker 9: It's all about making finals, and that's why it's so frustrating.
Speaker 7: You can see the improvement.
Speaker 9: They had eight wins last year, eleven this year, and
Speaker 9: they could easily have had fourteen or fifteen had they
Speaker 9: won a few of those close games.
Speaker 7: So it's close. But they haven't played.
Speaker 9: Finals since twenty seventeen, so it's frustrating because they're a
Speaker 9: fair way away still you know they're gonna have to
Speaker 9: wait another year. So disappointing, but you can definitely see,
Speaker 9: you know, there's a fair bit of blue sky for
Speaker 9: the crazy heads.
Speaker 3: They sang the club song like a team that's miss finals.
Speaker 3: Did you hear it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, went through the motions, didn't. They Absolutely disappointing, But
Speaker 9: what a season for tex Walker. His previous best for
Speaker 9: a year was sixty three. He bled seventy six for
Speaker 9: the year. Amazing year.
Speaker 3: He just feels like he keeps getting better, doesn't it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's bizarre at thirty three playing his best football,
Speaker 9: which is a great effort for a key forward.
Speaker 4: First week of finals, can we run through them? And
Speaker 4: I want to hear your opinion on who wins Collingwood DS.
Speaker 7: I think Melbourne win.
Speaker 9: I think Collingwood's in a bit of trouble. No, Nick Deakos,
Speaker 9: I don't think he'll play that first week. I think
Speaker 9: Melbourne's just building. Really disappointed for Jake Melksham. I think
Speaker 9: he's suffered a season ending knee injury. But I think
Speaker 9: Melbourne they know how to do it. I think they'll
Speaker 9: win that one.
Speaker 2: Adelaide Tommy obviously thirty one point when you say against
Speaker 2: the Tigers as expected, building nicely because some key personnel
Speaker 2: we'll be back, should be back for the first week
Speaker 2: the Fince.
Speaker 9: Todd Marshall will come back for sure. Missed with a
Speaker 9: hip injury yesterday. That was just management. I reckon Charlie
Speaker 9: Dixon's fifty to fifty, He's probably the one that is
Speaker 9: the riskiest. He's still in a moonboot. But then I
Speaker 9: think Scott Last will play and Trent McKenzie will play,
Speaker 9: so they're just about full strength other than Mitch Georgiades,
Speaker 9: who's on the long term injury list.
Speaker 7: They're going to push Brisbane.
Speaker 9: I know the Lions haven't lost their all season at
Speaker 9: the Gabba, but I reckon Porter a huge chance toss
Speaker 9: the coin. Head says Brisbane, heart says Port. Maybe Brisbane
Speaker 9: just but a whole port.
Speaker 1: What do you punt with your head or your heart?
Speaker 7: Off in my heart and I have got nothing in
Speaker 7: my wallet.
Speaker 3: Very quickly Carlton Sydney, Carlton yeap and Saints.
Speaker 1: Will flowed them in some good form.
Speaker 7: Yeah they're playing really well. Yeah going great.
Speaker 3: Okay, nice, thanks you coming.
Speaker 7: That's it, no pleasure. I was on time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely your on time.
Speaker 2: You actually a little bit earlier. Holl looked down screen.
Speaker 2: I was like, what is a minute fourteen.
Speaker 1: To go to do?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: Still sat there awkwardly and just looked at each other.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: What are you doing till finals week? For him to
Speaker 3: be on time?
Speaker 1: That's fine because it turns out for the most important time. Ready,
Speaker 1: you know the drill.
Speaker 2: We close each little segment with you with a little
Speaker 2: joke given that's Monday.
Speaker 1: What have you got for us?
Speaker 9: I'm not sure you're gonna love this one, but let's
Speaker 9: let's give it a crack anyway. What do you call
Speaker 9: a fake noodle? An impasta?
Speaker 3: So it's so bad it's good, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: The news are not even looking and listening to the joke,
Speaker 9: absolutely no interest.
Speaker 1: Have you just shake?
Speaker 7: It's just you know, she's.
Speaker 3: Up and about about her own joke form, so I
Speaker 3: don't worry.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's in fine form.
Speaker 1: Ready, appreciates your pleasure.
Speaker 3: I love you, I love I love you Dad.
Speaker 1: I love you Dad, I love your dad. Let's see,
Speaker 1: it comes with being a father, being or having a
Speaker 1: father as well. Dad jokes?
Speaker 4: Yes, are they the best or the worst depending on
Speaker 4: which way you look at it.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing about dad jokes is they're either good
Speaker 2: or even if they're really really bad, that actually means
Speaker 2: it's a good dad joke.
Speaker 4: Yes, so true, so true, the worse the better thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten. What we want to do is
Speaker 4: get some kids on this morning, and we want you
Speaker 4: to tell your dad's best or worst dad joke.
Speaker 2: And look, there's a little prize in it for you
Speaker 2: as well. Every caller will win a family pastor wall
Speaker 2: of cinemas, which includes drinks and popcorn and a Milkman
Speaker 2: grooming copak for Dad.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: We're going to do this all week, and then we're
Speaker 2: going to choose the best joke throughout the week. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then you're going to win an unbelievable experience at
Speaker 2: Mismatch Brewing worth five hundred dollars for your dad.
Speaker 4: Imagine going to Dad on Sunday morning and saying five
Speaker 4: hundred bucks worth of miss Match Beruine she'd be the
Speaker 4: favorite child, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You Missmatch Brewing as well? I like my beer?
Speaker 7: I know you do, Yes, and they do.
Speaker 1: A good beer. Yes, you just put it simply for it.
Speaker 2: Look, I'll kick you off if you're like a sort
Speaker 2: of dad jokes were talking about, Well, I'm a dad
Speaker 2: in my prime for this sort of humor.
Speaker 1: Here you go. So my mum just found out I
Speaker 1: replaced her bed with a trampoline. Yeah what she hit
Speaker 1: the roof.
Speaker 5: It's about as bad as your joke off.
Speaker 4: Did you jump spirted from the newsroom out of nowhere?
Speaker 3: Teled down?
Speaker 4: Gosh one week in damper sir, and she's you know
Speaker 4: up and about I'm back, baby is guess who's online?
Speaker 10: Three?
Speaker 3: One of our frid it is it is?
Speaker 1: It's Gussie? Yes, Gussie? How are you, my friend?
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 3: You're so good? Gussie?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Hit us with your bad dad joke? Please?
Speaker 11: Okay? What do you call a blind.
Speaker 1: A blind dinosaur?
Speaker 3: What do you call a blond dinosaur?
Speaker 11: Do you think stores?
Speaker 2: That's good, Gussie, Gussie, you have set the standard so high,
Speaker 2: my friend.
Speaker 1: Well done, Thank you, legends.
Speaker 3: Isn't it good?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Enfield.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Amelia, good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning. How old are you Amelia?
Speaker 1: And also how old are you? Amelia?
Speaker 3: Okay, Amelia, hit us with your joke?
Speaker 1: What do you call her?
Speaker 4: She should no eyes? What do you call a fish
Speaker 4: with no eyes?
Speaker 2: Because there's no.
Speaker 5: Amelia?
Speaker 3: That's so good, well.
Speaker 2: Done, Oh hey Amelia and Gussie guys. Congratulations, you've run
Speaker 2: a family past the wall cinemas.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: You guys are very welcome. Good jokes.
Speaker 4: That's good, that's good stuff. I've set the bar high.
Speaker 2: Ye still there, I tell you what it comes to
Speaker 2: that as well. Jokes of course. Milkman grooming coach the
Speaker 2: little pack there. So that's going to help Dad look
Speaker 2: his absolute sharpest. Milkman Grooming co that I will deliver
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and both those jokes in the running for that
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars mismatch brewing voutche for Dad as well.
Speaker 1: I love this. I'm in heaven. Yeah, I'm right in
Speaker 1: the sweet spot for dad jokes.
Speaker 7: Good read story seeing this huge.
Speaker 1: Shows.
Speaker 4: Kim Ktrell has made her highly anticipated return to the
Speaker 4: Sex and the City spin off and just like that,
Speaker 4: paving the way for a memorable season finale.
Speaker 3: So she's reprised her role as.
Speaker 4: Samantha Jones in the spinoff with shortened sweet though seventy
Speaker 4: one seconds to be exact.
Speaker 3: Guess how much she got paid?
Speaker 1: Oh geez, Like, it's going to be ridiculous, isn't it?
Speaker 4: One point five to six million dollars worked for seventy
Speaker 4: one seconds work work?
Speaker 1: I divided that by seventy one seconds. That's some pretty
Speaker 1: solid work on there.
Speaker 3: How much is it though?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Look at that level with me. I'll come back frombout
Speaker 1: three days.
Speaker 4: So she the fictional plotline said that she relocated to
Speaker 4: London because she fell out with Carrie Bradshaw, who's obviously.
Speaker 3: Played by Sarah Jessica park Parker.
Speaker 4: But the real love story is that she wasn't invited
Speaker 4: nor did she want to start in the spinoff in
Speaker 4: season one because of her tense relationship with the cast.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So it would seem that her on air character was
Speaker 2: quite similar to off in terms of she's quite a
Speaker 2: frosty character at times or quite confrontational sassy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think she's the queen and I won't have you
Speaker 4: speak ill of her.
Speaker 1: Okay, I wasn't Why did you think I was going
Speaker 1: down there? What's about a lawn chin? She made the
Speaker 1: show very, very interestingly for someone who wasn't interested in
Speaker 1: the show at all?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh you like Samantha's work, did you?
Speaker 1: I think Samantha had a bit of Sassabanda for sure.
Speaker 3: He sure did.
Speaker 4: Juiceh Syah shed the first formal photos of her recent wedding,
Speaker 4: which featured daughter Miley serving as her maid of honor
Speaker 4: and walking her down the aisle.
Speaker 3: So she married Dominic Purcell from Prison Break? Do you
Speaker 3: watch Prison Breaks?
Speaker 1: I remember watching which brother was he? Was he the
Speaker 1: older one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, wasn't Wentworth Miller? He was the younger, He was the.
Speaker 1: Young one covered in tats, wasn't he?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good looking bloke, so reckon yeah, pull off a
Speaker 2: shaved head.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Well this is interesting because I I still thought she
Speaker 4: was married to Billy Ray, didn't you?
Speaker 3: No, I don't you didn't think.
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 1: Doesn't not givoke too much face in my in my background,
Speaker 1: thinking that.
Speaker 3: You have not thought about Tish Cyrus and.
Speaker 1: Billy Rays, not for like hours.
Speaker 3: Anyway, They've taken a beautiful photo.
Speaker 4: The newly weds are loved up by the Pacific Ocean,
Speaker 4: and there's a stunning sunset in the backdrop, and she
Speaker 4: looked gorgeous.
Speaker 3: So there we go, the end.
Speaker 1: Good stuff, juice.
Speaker 4: Jessica Simpson says she's tired of public conversation surrounding her.
Speaker 7: Way is.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I said that.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 1: I don't know, said before we even finished sentence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now it's a sentence now I said that. It
Speaker 1: makes me look like, yeah, you have a dickheads. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I haven't heard of Jessica Simpson for a long time.
Speaker 4: She's forty three now, Anyway, she's got three kids, Max,
Speaker 4: will Bertie and Ace with her husband Eric Johnson.
Speaker 3: Who I pretty sure used to be an ice hockey player.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say, really, okay, anyway, I'll research that
Speaker 3: when you do your maths about how much Kim can.
Speaker 1: I just remember when she was with Niko La Shay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, remember that, remember and they did like a reality
Speaker 4: series that was fine.
Speaker 3: And my favorite ever.
Speaker 4: Jessica Simpson conversation was when she was talking about her
Speaker 4: can of tuna, but because it was called fish of
Speaker 4: the sea, she got chicken of the sea.
Speaker 3: So she got really confused.
Speaker 4: So can you please find that audio? We'll play it
Speaker 4: for everyone who's never heard it. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was an iconic, iconic moment was that. I'm going
Speaker 2: to say nineties or early two thousands.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know, nineties, I reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's coming back in the archives now.
Speaker 4: Anyway, She's annoyed that people keep talking about her weight
Speaker 4: because she says it fluctuates, and it's confusing for her children,
Speaker 4: who don't understand why the public ey's been so harsh
Speaker 4: about their mum's appearance.
Speaker 3: Fair enough to which is.
Speaker 1: Probably fair enough, but when you see you're in dukes
Speaker 1: of has it?
Speaker 3: Well, she lost a lot of weight for that, for that, Yeah, okay, tiny,
Speaker 3: teeny tiny anyway, it doesn't She's right.
Speaker 4: Just because you're a celebrity, it doesn't give everyone the
Speaker 4: right to discuss how big or how small you might be.
Speaker 1: Absolutely all right, very nice stuff there.
Speaker 2: Jode's day four of this unbelievably heroic recovery from getting
Speaker 2: my wisdom teeth out. I keep getting calls from the
Speaker 2: doctor's being like are you still alive?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Guys like how yeah, how have you survived this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You would think that you were the only person who
Speaker 4: ever ever underwent wisdom tooth removal.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable, That's what it feels like.
Speaker 2: And I just wonder Netflix, Binge or Apple who's going
Speaker 2: to pick up the documentary series?
Speaker 3: You think you've got to be immortalized on screen?
Speaker 1: Well, it feels like that's the natural progression with this.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, yeah, get involved right now. Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 2: What did you put off to the point where you
Speaker 2: had no other option and you just cursed yourself maybe
Speaker 2: for decades, because you should have nailed the nail right
Speaker 2: from the start two decades ago. Is when my wizard
Speaker 2: teeth started coming through. Yeah right, And that's when I
Speaker 2: had the option to get rid of them, because it
Speaker 2: was a week of the worst pain that I've ever
Speaker 2: been through. Instead of going to the dentists to get
Speaker 2: rid of them, I pushed through like a soldier.
Speaker 3: How old were you when they first came through?
Speaker 1: Six No? I was eighteen, yeah right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and they said you should get these out
Speaker 3: of me, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, yeah, too busy doing things at eighteen.
Speaker 3: Old like going out and getting drunk on a Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Too busy going out three times a week and not
Speaker 2: getting hung over somehow?
Speaker 3: Isn't that an eighteen year old superpower?
Speaker 4: It does not matter how much you consume, You're never hungover.
Speaker 2: Oh, just ridiculous stuff. I think we've all got some
Speaker 2: of those things. We're like, what was I thinking?
Speaker 1: Why didn't I just do it?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 6: Up?
Speaker 2: Produces Zoie's in so anything you've been putting off that
Speaker 2: you just really mean to organize.
Speaker 7: Your life with, Yes, I'm righting the thick of it.
Speaker 10: About a year ago, I lost a handbag, which meant
Speaker 10: that I lost my driver's license, credit card, booper card,
Speaker 10: minicare card, all of it, and I haven't replaced them.
Speaker 7: It's been twelve months.
Speaker 3: Talking about you haven't replaced any of No.
Speaker 10: Mum loves to bring it up whenever we catch up.
Speaker 10: How I just haven't done that. I don't know why
Speaker 10: it's all on your phone now, but I really need
Speaker 10: to do it.
Speaker 1: It's a real problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah doesn't that give you anxiety?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have physical cards?
Speaker 10: Yeah, like I went to buy something on Marketplace last week. Yeah,
Speaker 10: you did to get cash out, can't?
Speaker 7: I can't?
Speaker 3: You know you can do cardless withdraw all right, my
Speaker 3: words changed.
Speaker 7: I'm never going to renew it.
Speaker 3: Why do I have to like baby you the whole time?
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm adulting for two people when I'm
Speaker 4: around Zoe.
Speaker 1: You like playing that role though, Yeah, you're a very
Speaker 1: loving mine game.
Speaker 3: He's good fun.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four teen. What did you put off?
Speaker 2: Maybe this could be a bit of a spade where
Speaker 2: because you're open, your vocalizing, it's going to help you
Speaker 2: make the right decisions.
Speaker 3: Oh I just remembered getting my moles checked.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's actually quite a serious one. Stop putting
Speaker 2: that one off, please, No, I know.
Speaker 4: I do have to do it, but I had to
Speaker 4: cancel the last appointment because I couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, and now I will get onto it.
Speaker 1: This is going to be quite confronting to two.
Speaker 2: But there is a mole on the side of your
Speaker 2: head that has grown so much that it has two
Speaker 2: eyeballs and a little mouse.
Speaker 3: It's fine, I'm sure it's.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, it's got some it's got some
Speaker 2: cheek about it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Alexandra and Davin Parker. Morning, Alexandra, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning. What have you been putting off? Alexandra?
Speaker 11: So about roughly two years ago, I could not find
Speaker 11: my bank card, but I already had like all my
Speaker 11: direct debits and everything's set up anyway, so I haven't
Speaker 11: even bothered to order a new replacement cardom isn't it
Speaker 11: using my phone or my watch?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Right, I meanthing on our phone these days?
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's true. It's a valid argument.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing, isn't it. You don't really
Speaker 1: need it. We're cashless. It's been a big show, all
Speaker 1: thanks to the good guys at what If. What If?
Speaker 2: It is Ouzsie for traveling just quickly, Jodes have it
Speaker 2: on Hazy the City Bay version. Oh yes, we are
Speaker 2: collecting beautiful partitions. We're getting a group of friends together
Speaker 2: and we're going to run this thing.
Speaker 1: You don't have to run.
Speaker 2: You can walk if you want to telf gase if
Speaker 2: you're like that's fine. So jump on an overplay anty
Speaker 2: details and let's get a really nice group together to
Speaker 2: help out with the Flinders Foundation. Loomie City Bay Fun
Speaker 2: run as well Sunday seventeen to enter before August thirty. First,
Speaker 2: we went to singing my Toyota Yaris register now City
Speaker 2: Dash Bay dot dot.
Speaker 4: Down ends a highway yesterday and I was like, gosh,
Speaker 4: this is a long way.
Speaker 2: It's a long way. Thank goodness, you run downhill exactly.
Speaker 2: You're running the right way with the City Bay
Speaker 1: Nice adelaidesd and Hazy