WEBVTT - 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 Family Episode - Get down on it 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:15.160 Better than the legal, better than welcome to the sorry people. Sorry, 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:17.079 We're going to keep that in that that that was 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.119 just an example of what I put up within his house. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.480 It was a full start because as I'm trying to 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.880 get off to a positive start, get a great first touch, 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:29.120 someone just stepped on me. Welcome to the John's Family Podcast. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:31.240 How are you will? We're all doing good. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.879 I'm good. I'm good. Bit of a mixed up in 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.800 the seating arrangement today for those watching on YouTube, Trish said, 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.319 Tris sitting in my seat. She's I don't know why 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.120 Jack sat over there. But then Tris said, I want 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.320 to sit in your seat because it's my good side. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.120 She goes, I want to switch up today, so oh sweet, 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.600 I'll take your seat, sweet, And then she goes and 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:48.400 sits in your seat. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:49.560 Yeah, yeah, makes sense. 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.640 I just don't think my left side is my best side. 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.080 You know, maybe next week we'll try. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.280 It before we before we get under way. I'd like 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.440 to share this story, and I believe it might have 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.000 got to start n Cole and Jackie Osha. I don't know. 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.800 I've heard it through the grape vine that it did 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.000 because I told someone about it and they said, oh, 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.040 we listened to Cooper's radio show and he got to 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.319 start there. But I'm going to go with the. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.920 Radio show. I'm a huge and Coateegral part of it. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:16.240 Sorry, that's what you tell us looking at calling it 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.800 the Kyle Cooper and Jackie. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:18.959 Osher, that's the next year. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:23.039 I think, Uh okay, our favorite artist or one of 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:25.200 our favorite artists, one of the greatest artists of all time. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:29.160 Elton John. He was in France recently, went to the 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.880 city of Nice, and the shop owner of a shoe 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.720 store said that he walked in, didn't recognize, didn't recognize. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.200 Elton John walked in with two security guys and a 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:42.679 couple of young kids and said, can I need the toilet? 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.640 Can I use just the toilet? And he said, oh, 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.440 we've only got staff toilet. And he said, oh, can 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.280 I use the staff toilet and they said, no, you can't, 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:51.040 it's not policy. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:52.520 He's not policy. 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:56.680 Cover well, he said, then, Elton John. He turned to 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.280 one of his security carts and said, can you get 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.560 me a water bottle? Security guard went and got him 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.360 a water bottle, and he pissed in the bottle in 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.000 front of everyone in the store and went all over 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.399 the floor. The security had to head it down, get 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:10.320 down and clean it up. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.840 Elton's out in the store. 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.960 When you got to go, you got to go in 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.120 someone's store, as you know. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:23.240 Copper with your cowboy boot last year boots. 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.520 Right, he's losing his marbles. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.000 Well, I think so he did that story did come 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.720 on the show and the store owner came on the radio. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.160 They got him. Yeah, yeah, he came on and he 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.640 was talking about it. They were trying to get the 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.959 intricacies of what his penis looked like. But I don't 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:37.400 think you've got to look. I think he kind of 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.840 turned his back on everyone, did it in front of everyone. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.240 It's good to know your subtle yeah yeah, and just 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.560 pulled the pants around the ankles and did it facing 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.920 away from everyone. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.520 He should have been arrested for that. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.679 It makes him like John John. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:51.480 I think he can change the weather. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.400 Just go to a cafe down the road. They're everywhere 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.560 in Italy and by drink and. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:02:59.720 France. 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:04.000 It's in front obviously. I think if a toilet was 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:06.760 that accessible, I don't think he would have pissed in 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.640 a bottle in the middle of this shoe store. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:11.440 Okay, piss out side somewhere. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.679 I think it sounds like he was in a mall. 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:15.280 Yeah. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:16.320 More. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.600 It wouldn't be more because it was more, there would be. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.640 There's rumors that Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was written because 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.519 he just pisces on everything. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:31.360 The same thing Piers Standing ever been a good tone 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.040 of always copper. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.040 Yeah, he does have it. He does jack that he does, yeh, 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:35.680 Dad does. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:40.880 Daddy does fix coops. Yeah, so you I don't know. 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.560 I've pissed myself numerous times. You blokes have pissed your pants. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.160 I pissed the bed. I always have this dress, and 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.440 I know when I'm doing it. You haven't a child 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.360 not here. Let me get to the point when I'm 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:55.040 about to say, like, when I'm drunk, I will have 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.320 a dream about me getting up and pissing in the toilet. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.400 But then when I awake from the dreams, just me 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:04.600 in my bed covered in piss. One of my one 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.800 of my good shout out to one of my good 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.520 friends as well, played down at the store with me. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.440 I will not name him. I don't want to discredit him, 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.279 but I remember we used to when we go our 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.680 nights out, he'd have like he used to hate waking 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.760 up on his own, so he'd just come to sleep 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:24.160 me and Harry's joint and he jumped into bed with 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:28.240 me all the time and no funny business. And but 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.520 he was a serial bedwater, so he pissed my bed 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:32.799 like four times. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.279 What about Cooper, by the way, shout out to Trent. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.320 He's playing wonderful this year at lot too. What about Cooper? 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:45.760 We won't say his name and ex NRL superstar that 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.080 and he was retired at this point from the NURL, 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:53.800 maybe been playing elsewhere. That came and joined a Byron 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.560 trip with us the very last minute, and then on 0:04:56.600 --> 0:05:00.560 the final night of our Byron trip he on he 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.320 was It was on a double mattress, so it was 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.120 like it was like an old house that had a 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.360 mattress that was older and then had like a newer 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:09.320 mattress stacked on top. 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.120 Hence turned double mattress. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.360 Double double mattress story. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:17.960 I slept on that. The next morning we looked under 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:22.200 the double and he pissed the mattress so badly that 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.320 it went straight through both mattresses. Wow, yeah, it was 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:26.280 a pool underneath. 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:30.560 And superstars a loose term. And Corey Norman won't mind 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:35.000 me saying, what. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.720 Are you trush? I think we're not used after once 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:40.839 when you had the boys, you'd snooze and have a 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:41.280 little bit. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:48.839 Of no, no you let's pull now if I laugh 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.560 a little bit too hard, which is a little bits never. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.320 Uh, well, you remember the City of Surf when you're 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.920 running the City of Surf. I remember what we were 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.760 doing it and there was a woman just the side 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.280 who was actually running and you'reinating at the same time. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.760 The yeah, people do that. They don't stuff for a 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:04.880 break when they're trying to break it time. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:08.440 What about a high roller suite copper at which casino 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.000 was it? You got told this story. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.040 It might have been crown Is maybe in Melbourne or 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.240 something might have been a Crown in Melbourne and you 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.920 went for a look in the manager there of the 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.920 high rollers suite was telling you that they have to 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.520 change the carpet once every couple of weeks because when 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:27.719 people get on a hot roll, they refuse to leave. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.760 They won't let they want to ruin their rhythm. 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.560 It's true, so they'll just pissing what else themselves on 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:37.800 the spot And what else are you saying? Saying? There's 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.720 no way you're sitting at the table for that. There's 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.719 no way a role lasts that long. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.760 You have to pooh, coops't mate, they'll sit at the 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.080 table for over twenty four hours. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.080 The money they're dealing with, Coop, I think it's probably 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.880 going to be worth it to be fair. God, yeah, 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:52.200 it's terrific. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.960 By the way, there is a one of a very 0:06:55.279 --> 0:07:01.279 very high profile media identity to cross us from radio 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.520 into TV and everything. That was one known that when 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.280 he has a big night out, he wears an happy 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.360 he gets on the drink says that, yeah, he admits 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.640 to it is no, I'm not going to say, does 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:13.000 he say it? 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.600 I sort of have a can I say one thing? 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.920 Cobber is the first letter of his first name, the 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:22.240 same as the first letter of his last Yes, No, yeah. 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.960 Okay, Patricia would have beat your week, mate. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.960 Well, I'm a little bit late today. I apologize. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:35.040 I've been making pizza dough, oh have you. I'm learning 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:38.680 new skills pizza dough. So we're giving the pizza ovan 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:43.400 a crack tonight. We'll give you information next week. Did 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:45.080 I tell everyone I've actually become a little bit of 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:46.880 a cook. Remember the black forest cake I cooked the 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:48.080 other week, which was amazing. 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:53.280 Last night the pie cooked up. It was delicious, but 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.680 it was it looked actually it looked better that it 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.560 tasted better than looked. It actually like diarrhea with. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:03.640 A piece of open Yeah, I don't. I'm not a 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.400 fan of pastry, so I try to minimize it. So 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:07.920 it was like in a big dish. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.320 So I just put the mixture in and then just 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.400 put puff paste on the top, which makes it look lovely, 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.320 and then you don't have the added calories of the. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:20.240 Short question question. If you don't like pastry, just make soup. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:24.239 Just basically last night was soup with the pastry sitting 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:25.400 on top. Just cut out. 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.360 The might have been a little running. I also don't 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.720 like flour. I think I might be a bit gluten intolerant. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.360 Enjoined in the cool gang, Cool on the Gang, not. 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:39.800 Not yeah, just intolerant. I have quite a sensitive boun 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:41.280 Cool Cool the Gang. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.679 But what was there? Big here? Get down on it, 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:51.120 Get down on it, get down? Do they do cool again? No? 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:51.880 No, no, no, no no no. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.440 How dare you say there are cases? 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:02.040 I mean, I really, does it really shake your booty? Matter? Shake? 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.320 What about you? Coops me? 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.840 I've had a big I've had a big week. It's 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.160 my birthday coming up this well, when this comes out, 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.839 it'll be my birthday on Sunday, it is, And I wanted. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.560 To ask you, Cooper, like what you wanted for your 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.720 birthday dinner. Matt won't be here, but. 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:21.120 We could probably talk off Mike about that. Yeah, I don't. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.080 I don't really know. I don't have a preference right now. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.559 I don't really care. But I had a small for 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:28.920 my for a lot of my mates going to Europe 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.240 this week, so I had a little I wouldn't say 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.040 a party, just turned the boys down at the pub 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.520 on the weekend. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.160 It's a show. We weren't invited anyway, but like, well 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.360 it was from a close mate. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:43.400 Did he did give them a but it was it 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:44.560 was a charity. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.440 Invite that and we'd already made plans maybe an hour 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:50.040 before the event started. You wouldn't have You wouldn't have 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.320 liked it. Wouldn't No, you wouldn't have used You don't know, 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.079 you wouldn't have liked it. It was too much fun 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:55.520 for you guys. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:10:00.199 Le break good. Fill in the game. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:07.000 Or is it we've moved so past topic? Yeah, turn 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.840 off before we get copyrighted. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.320 And then get down on it. It's also this. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.000 What a wonderful song? That is? What's that about? 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.400 You think? Let us get down on it about? It's 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.080 about dogs on the dance floor. 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:19.200 Man, I don't. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:19.440 Think it is. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:20.160 I think it is. 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.800 I think it refers to cunning lingus. No it does, 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:24.440 it's not. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:29.880 I don't think so dogs in their day beds like 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.880 come on, get down. I don't think it is. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.080 But last night I went to the premiere of Ned 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:40.600 Brockman's documentary as well. Ned, who's a close personal friend 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.160 of Jack and I's when I watched his doco, which 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:47.319 was good, very very inspirational, very he is unbelievable. Did 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:51.400 he run four thousand kilometers from per Sydney to BONDI? Yeah. 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.400 What he's doing. His next challenge is in October he's 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.120 going to break the record. He's got to run one 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:00.520 hundred and sixty kilometers a day. And what he's going 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.160 to do, he's not running to a place. He's just 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:03.760 going to go around a track, which are going to 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:08.080 be triply dangerous because you're getting you're getting no different stimulus. 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:12.880 I disagree. I think in terms of terrain, your terrains, well, 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:13.679 that terrain is. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.160 Consistent at least, you know what I mean, Like as 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.600 much it'd be more to do with your mind obviously 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:21.120 going around in a circle. But in terms of the 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.040 challenge itself, I think it's a lot. It's easier simply 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.280 because you've got consistency in terrain. 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.840 Well, I was thinking, I was looking I understand that 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:31.520 from that angle physically, but mentally to look on the 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.960 map and go I'm going to go through Kunabera Brand 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.640 tomorrow and then I'm go off to here and you're 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.080 get in support from all different people in different towns. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:42.440 I will say I will say that the DOCCO yesterday 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.680 showed like the first probably ten or fifteen days from 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:50.320 Perth to to Sydney said the hardest part was like truckies, 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.600 Like every time a big truck would go past him, 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.160 like he said, it'd shake his bones. And he said 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:58.320 he had nightmares for like months after about trucks going 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.440 past him. And he said the head wind running into 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.400 a headwind. And there was a thirteen hundred elevation in 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.520 the first two hundred kilometers there was like one point 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.160 three k elevation, so he's running up Hillbostro the whole time. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.240 So sorry, is he trying to break a record? What's 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:11.680 the record? 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.079 The record for this next one is he's got to run. 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:18.120 It's like I think it's like a thousand kilometers. It's 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.400 like the quickest thousand kilometers was. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.040 To eat the thousand kilometer in ten days. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.800 So he wants to do it in the best possible 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.800 conditions and on a track he can control those like 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.240 being straight, not elevated and all about. 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:32.680 That's true. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.880 So you always think about that one hundred and sixty 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.599 k's a day and you go, okay, but what you 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.920 gonna understand? He said, it'll take He said, it'll take 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:44.120 me anything between eighteen and twenty two hours to complete it, 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:46.640 which means sometimes two hours sleep. He's got to get 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:46.920 up and go. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:48.199 How does he do that? 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.160 Well, he was doing that in the Perth to bond. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.199 We get two hours sleep, and he said sometimes he 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.000 just lay there and couldn't sleep, and then you just 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.760 get up and run another hundred k next day. 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.600 Yeah, And like what was he saying on your show 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.800 the other night, called when you had morning? Was and that, well, 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:03.480 what if you get like, you know, two hours sleep, 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.000 he just goes, oh, should have ran faster. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:05.480 I guess. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.880 Yeah, so he's gonna he's You're gonna get a good 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.720 gauge on how he's going to go early on, like 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.680 if he's not getting that sleep in early like, especially 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.160 in those early few days, if he doesn't get his 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.760 sleep in the back end. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.800 Of it will just tear him to shreds. 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.280 Yeah, I get when I don't get my sleep. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.199 There was there was footage of him they took off 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.080 his sock and he had maggots going through his big toe, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:30.200 and the physio who was talking in the documentary said 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.000 it was actually the best thing for him because he 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.600 had a really bad infection his big toe and maggots 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.520 got in ate the infection and then once they washed 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.040 the maggots out, like it was completely clean. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.000 Because the maggot's good on the maggots. Three cheers for 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:42.440 the mag. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.160 Another thing about maggots that I heard today on the radio, 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.160 there was a lady overseas who was having an orgasm 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.079 for seventy two hours and she went into the hospital 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.160 to get treated for it. Turned out maggots, so they 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.920 had her and her partner had used mayonnaise. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.679 For lou mayonnaise, yep, trying to stay with me mayonnaise 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.839 for lubricant, because they obviously didn't have anything else, and 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.800 they didn't want to use the water based lubricant because 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.160 that drives up and causes friction. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:09.840 In case you and Dad, they have tried to true 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.840 that allegedly. Anyway, they used egg based mayonnaise. Obviously a 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:17.439 fly had gotten into it and laid lava into the mayonnaise, 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.520 so went into the mayonnaise, not into her downstairs region, 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.000 and maggots had birthed in there and were obviously I 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.240 don't know what they were doing in there or they 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.160 found they knew something that obviously we don't dad, because 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.680 they were making her orgasm for seventy two hours? 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:35.960 What country maybe, Well you're speaking for Dad there, Matthew's 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:36.880 do you know that? 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.400 Did you know that? What's that that that would do 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:39.800 that to you? 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.280 Seventy two hours? Oh? That's nothing, is the true? 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:45.680 What country was that? 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.800 In watch difference? 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.800 Any mayonnaise that's on the shelves absolutely wrong? Was it? 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:53.520 Low fat Man? 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.200 I do have a question about the Ned Brockman docco. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:03.000 Did he talk about what went through his mind as 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:03.680 he was running? 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.680 Yeah? Yeah, are you going to share a little bit, 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:07.680 You'll just have. 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:08.240 To wait and watch. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:10.760 Woh wow talking to I mean, I'm. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.600 Not here selling I suppose, but like, no, he did, 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.200 and a lot of it's just a psychological plan, like 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.560 anybody who's done hard training would know, like the head 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.880 noise you get when you especially on long runs, when 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.440 you're running for hours and hours on end. And there 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.400 were sometimes he couldn't run, so he's just walking, like 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.040 just limping down the highway and it's just truck. He's 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:33.080 going a longer limping down the haghway. How many how 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.560 many caves was he clearing on average a day? Sorry? 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:36.240 That one hundred? 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:39.040 Wow? And now he's going to do one sixty a 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:39.400 day here. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.400 Yeah, it's pretty like backing that up, like trying to 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.480 do it day to day. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.080 Did forty seven days straight, Like you know, when you're motivated. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.000 It's easy to say that it's obviously a big challenge 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.320 when you're motivated, but to do it on days where 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:53.720 you wake up and it's just the last thing you 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.640 feel like doing or your body wants to do. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.240 How he did that and he physically like his feet, 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.000 you know that I can do a weird connection that 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:03.160 we share. Like at the start of the dock, I 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.600 had a picture of him playing for this private school, 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.720 King Ross down I think it's sound Orange Way as 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.680 a team and me and Jack's going to Sandy Gustin's 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.560 used to play against King Ross in unit and me 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:13.880 and Ned at the same age, and I was looking 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.400 at a picture of him in thing. I go, oh, God, 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.760 I know that face, Like I've seen that dude before 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.000 and after the thing, I was like, because we've met 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:22.880 him a heap of times. And I was like, you 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:24.680 just got to Kin Ross and he's like yeah, And 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.680 I said, we're gonna play against each other. He's like yeah, 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.760 He's like, dude, we played against the other heaps And 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.760 I was like, oh, why did you ever say anything. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.720 He's like, oh, I just thought like I don't know, 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.320 He's like I thought, I just never I thought like, 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.320 we just knew what position did he play? He played? 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.240 So funny story I remember of the game we played 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.600 against each other, and he told me one of his 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.520 mates had passed away that morning, so he was in 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.440 a real sorry for Downer, but he was in a 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.160 really like shit mood, he said. And he said he 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.200 was sitting at home and he said, whoever, I don't 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:54.600 care about this game, Toda, I'm just going to go 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.680 out there and take whoever's head off is in front 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.720 of me. Unfortunately it was me, and I remember the 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.280 game because every time I'd pass it, this little ship 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.840 would just like hit me across the chain, like basically 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.159 just like punching me in the head and like just 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.680 hitting me so late, and I kept being like, what 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.439 the fuck? What have I done to this bloke? Like 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.239 I don't know what he's got against me. They ended 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.919 up he getting up getting red carded and sent off. 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.600 But that was Ned Brockle. Who would have thought ten 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:17.480 years later, I'll. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.119 Tell what you guys run. Very luckly the game did 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.240 gavarda hour. Imagine him would have warned me down. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:23.520 Yeah. 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:26.840 Can I give one more shout out as well? Hav 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.639 any shout outs today? I want to give a shout 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:32.879 out to our close personal friend of the podcast, Nico Hines, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:39.399 going into surgery today after an ankle ankle break and sindusmosis. 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.120 But I wonder if he's got my surgeon. 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:47.960 I don't know, Hily probable probably what probable probable? Just call. 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.760 Yeah, not exclusively yours. He doesn't live in the house 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:54.760