Speaker 1: Apodiape Production.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of Am I A Bad Mom? Podcast?
Speaker 2: That's the question we continuously asked you in school holidays.
Speaker 1: School holiday fun, the fun zone of trying to entertain
Speaker 1: your child every single day for two weeks straight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the complaints that come out of so bored.
Speaker 1: Why you like the worst mum out of everyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: their mom's changing them to like the Australia Zoo.
Speaker 2: You're like, why aren't we going on holidays? We can
Speaker 2: go on holidays every time there's a school holiday. Just
Speaker 2: before the school holidays, we celebrated your forty eight. I
Speaker 2: was going to post something on the AMI Bad Mum
Speaker 2: Instagram and then I thought I better just check with
Speaker 2: rach that she's okay with this because it was a
Speaker 2: big night. I mean, who starts a party at three pm?
Speaker 1: I actually think it was a vibe. I think the
Speaker 1: three pm start was a killer because like killer is
Speaker 1: in positive because everyone was like obviously ramped up. But
Speaker 1: then it was kind of like a day at the
Speaker 1: races because you're home a bit earlier, so you feel.
Speaker 2: Well, not that much earlier that this is the thing.
Speaker 2: I think everybody thought, Oh if a party starts at three.
Speaker 2: You know we're going to be home by nine. No, No,
Speaker 2: didn't end up like that. We stayed there, We continued on.
Speaker 2: We then went to another venue where I did put
Speaker 2: something on my Instagram. Actually I filmed a little video
Speaker 2: of we all ordered like cocktails and stuff, and then
Speaker 2: very soon after that there were people falling off of chairs,
Speaker 2: and then there was people like being really loud. Was
Speaker 2: this one old couple who were trying to have dinner
Speaker 2: in this particular place and we were like a bloody
Speaker 2: cyclone came through the venue and very quickly the manager
Speaker 2: came over to me and said, just let you know
Speaker 2: responsible service of alcohol. We're not serving anyone cocktails apart
Speaker 2: from me. Rage they gave me mine, stopped everybody else
Speaker 2: from having them.
Speaker 1: The look of utter disregard from I think everyone else
Speaker 1: that had ordered one, and they just all stared at
Speaker 1: you as you trying.
Speaker 2: And I also really enjoyed it because I remember at
Speaker 2: one point Laura was looking at me and she was like,
Speaker 2: but where's my cocktail? I was like, you're not allowed one,
Speaker 2: as I was sipping my O I am my tea.
Speaker 2: But you did do a lovely speech. Oh no, let
Speaker 2: me just set the scene, Kate. So we're in Lefties
Speaker 2: in Brisbane and you've got the whole of the downstairs
Speaker 2: area for your party, and then upstairs on the balcony
Speaker 2: there's another function that's happened with families with small kids.
Speaker 1: That was meant to be inside the front bar. So
Speaker 1: like that whole upstairs area that was not for families
Speaker 1: to be watching the onslaught of our party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like you were stood on stage giving
Speaker 2: your speech and you had an audience of your friends
Speaker 2: and family and then a bunch of kids upstairs. And
Speaker 2: this is just a little part of the speech.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, I loves Sorry about the trauma
Speaker 1: up there, but I'm sorry. Also this comes off the
Speaker 1: back of me saying no, I don't want any speeches.
Speaker 1: And then I look and then there's my brother who
Speaker 1: doesn't drink, and he starts making a speech and I
Speaker 1: was like, please stop. You know when you're look and
Speaker 1: you go please stop. This kind of one fold and
Speaker 1: then it went from one to two to three to four,
Speaker 1: id well, youse, make it stop anyway. And I was just.
Speaker 2: Watching you because you'd started doing your speech and you're
Speaker 2: talking about you know, everybody coming and all the rest
Speaker 2: of it. And then you started swearing a lot, and
Speaker 2: then you looked up at the children, because I was
Speaker 2: just like, sorry, number.
Speaker 1: One, where have you come from? Number two? Why are
Speaker 1: you watching? This is not a stage show for children?
Speaker 1: And number three? And then I got to a point
Speaker 1: where I was like, Oh, I don't care, They're not
Speaker 1: my kids.
Speaker 2: Probably worth mentioning at this point as well as not
Speaker 2: only did you have a potty mouth in front of
Speaker 2: all those young, innocent children, but you were also dressed
Speaker 2: as Christina Aguilera in the dirty video with your ass out.
Speaker 1: Am I a bad mum for sending my husband on
Speaker 1: the birthday?
Speaker 2: Errand oh, never do that? Never do that without like
Speaker 2: real clear instruction, Katie.
Speaker 1: This didn't need clear instruction. I had organized everything down
Speaker 1: to the finest tea. And just for the record, the
Speaker 1: same lady made three cakes and the other two cakes
Speaker 1: didn't have this mishap. So all that one got told
Speaker 1: was here's the address, be here at this time, drop
Speaker 1: off this cash, pick up the cake, come home.
Speaker 2: Okay, pay for the cake. Yeah, bring the cake home.
Speaker 2: That was all there was to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's got given the cake. The cake now
Speaker 1: is in a cake box which we all know is white,
Speaker 1: and some of them have clear tops, so you can
Speaker 1: see straight through to the cake that you've just purchased
Speaker 1: that is now in both hands as you walk back
Speaker 1: to the cake back to the car and then put
Speaker 1: the cake with your two hands onto the seat, probably
Speaker 1: still watching the cake with its.
Speaker 2: Clear with its clear lid, which is a great idea
Speaker 2: to make sure that the cake's looking alright as you
Speaker 2: ordered it.
Speaker 1: So though, like when you're handing over a cake, like
Speaker 1: you know, taking myself back into the cheesecake shop days
Speaker 1: in my teenage years, we had to open the box
Speaker 1: to be this is the right one? Are you happy
Speaker 1: with this? And they go, yeah, why didn't the cake
Speaker 1: lady do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have bought many a cake from the
Speaker 2: cheesecake and they always do that.
Speaker 1: So then oh, mate, it comes home. He's so happy,
Speaker 1: he's so happy. Look at me I did the birthday
Speaker 1: errand cool mate, thank you for doing that one job.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Just pop it in the fridge. Pops
Speaker 1: in the fridge and then gets to a certain point
Speaker 1: where one thinks to pull out cake from fridge so
Speaker 1: that it's like of room temperature ready to eat. When
Speaker 1: we've finished dinner. I look at the cake. It fucking
Speaker 1: says happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I looked because I went,
Speaker 1: what of that? Because it wasn't the colors that I
Speaker 1: had ordered, nor did I have the little cowgirl hat
Speaker 1: on it that i'd ordered. It also says two names
Speaker 1: and not your daughter's name, you fucking imbecile.
Speaker 2: I was like, hap birthday, Laila Abby.
Speaker 1: Luckily I've got breathe at the house with me and
Speaker 1: we were just literally having a quiet side Luckily she
Speaker 1: was in the proximity of this cake and myself and him,
Speaker 1: because I was ready to literally launch this cake at
Speaker 1: him and go, you idiot, Not one moment in that
Speaker 1: whole duration of that hour and a half drive to
Speaker 1: and from getting the cake, did you damn at it? Okay?
Speaker 2: I can understand how this would happen if the lid
Speaker 2: wasn't clear, did he not? I don't see he said
Speaker 2: happy birthday Layla and Abby.
Speaker 1: You know, to top this off, Katie, He turns to
Speaker 1: me and goes, how do I know what color it was?
Speaker 1: Because you ordered it?
Speaker 2: But what about your daughter's name being Gracie?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't remember the last time your daughter's name
Speaker 1: changed to Layla and Abby instead of Gracie turns twelve?
Speaker 1: What is wrong? How could this be my fault? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Bree was losing her shit, laughing, but at the same
Speaker 1: time she goes, oh my gosh, and she starts to
Speaker 1: then prime problem solved. Don't worry, Rach like we can easily,
Speaker 1: Like we can rub out the names and get another thing,
Speaker 1: all right, Gracie, I said, I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: didn't ask for a cake with bows. I paid for
Speaker 1: extra disco bulls and cowgirl hat and twelve to be
Speaker 1: on it. I didn't ask for these colors. I don't
Speaker 1: even like this cake.
Speaker 2: And the thing is is that you don't know what
Speaker 2: cake is inside either, Like you could have tried to
Speaker 2: make do removing Leyla and Abby's names, putting Gracieton's twelve
Speaker 2: on there, putting up with the colors. Imagine if you
Speaker 2: cut into it and it was carrot cake, and.
Speaker 1: He goes, that's fine, they'll eat it. It's cake. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want carrot cake, I said. I let her
Speaker 1: choose what flavor cake she wanted. And then are we
Speaker 1: cut open and it's carrot cake? I said you fuck
Speaker 1: with I said, get in the car and drive. And
Speaker 1: so then I'm trying to wring the cake lady who
Speaker 1: doesn't have a phone number on the thing because it's
Speaker 1: through Instagram. And I'm like, I did say it look
Speaker 1: like a mad stalker now because it's just like audio
Speaker 1: coal audio coal, audio, like probably about twelve times. And
Speaker 1: I said, you're going back. I don't care, and he's
Speaker 1: looking at me, going, well, if you can't get onto it,
Speaker 1: I can't swap the cake.
Speaker 2: How far away was the cake as well?
Speaker 1: And Paddington, So thirty five minute dry there and then
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes back and then she's like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Could you return it? Yeah, of course you'd want me
Speaker 1: to return it, because I've got somebody else's cake that
Speaker 1: you need to pass on to somebody else. And she goes,
Speaker 1: can I please like make it up to you. I
Speaker 1: don't want any more cake after this. We've had three birthdays.
Speaker 1: I don't want any more cake for the next three months.
Speaker 1: I was like, but you can keep my husband, keep hand,
Speaker 1: send me home the cake, and don't send home the husband.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is awsome. It was clear.
Speaker 2: I was like, clear, lid could you imagine though you
Speaker 2: hadn't have looked at the cake first and realized, and
Speaker 2: you'd finished dinner, and you'd gone to light the cans,
Speaker 2: and you take it over. Happy birthday, Layla and Abby.
Speaker 1: I would have probably got his head and ruined his
Speaker 1: daughter's birthday because I would have smacked just head into
Speaker 1: the kate, you know, end of birthday week, Katie. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm so done. I have done everything. I have done
Speaker 1: this rigmarole now twice this weeking one job