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Speaker 1: Apodiape Production.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of Am I A Bad Mom?

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Speaker 1: Podcast?

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Speaker 2: That's the question we continuously asked you in school holidays.

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Speaker 1: School holiday fun, the fun zone of trying to entertain

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Speaker 1: your child every single day for two weeks straight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then the complaints that come out of so bored.

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Speaker 1: Why you like the worst mum out of everyone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: their mom's changing them to like the Australia Zoo.

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Speaker 2: You're like, why aren't we going on holidays? We can

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Speaker 2: go on holidays every time there's a school holiday. Just

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Speaker 2: before the school holidays, we celebrated your forty eight. I

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Speaker 2: was going to post something on the AMI Bad Mum

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Speaker 2: Instagram and then I thought I better just check with

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Speaker 2: rach that she's okay with this because it was a

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Speaker 2: big night. I mean, who starts a party at three pm?

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Speaker 1: I actually think it was a vibe. I think the

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Speaker 1: three pm start was a killer because like killer is

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Speaker 1: in positive because everyone was like obviously ramped up. But

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Speaker 1: then it was kind of like a day at the

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Speaker 1: races because you're home a bit earlier, so you feel.

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Speaker 2: Well, not that much earlier that this is the thing.

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Speaker 2: I think everybody thought, Oh if a party starts at three.

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Speaker 2: You know we're going to be home by nine. No, No,

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Speaker 2: didn't end up like that. We stayed there, We continued on.

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Speaker 2: We then went to another venue where I did put

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Speaker 2: something on my Instagram. Actually I filmed a little video

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Speaker 2: of we all ordered like cocktails and stuff, and then

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Speaker 2: very soon after that there were people falling off of chairs,

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Speaker 2: and then there was people like being really loud. Was

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Speaker 2: this one old couple who were trying to have dinner

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Speaker 2: in this particular place and we were like a bloody

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Speaker 2: cyclone came through the venue and very quickly the manager

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Speaker 2: came over to me and said, just let you know

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Speaker 2: responsible service of alcohol. We're not serving anyone cocktails apart

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Speaker 2: from me. Rage they gave me mine, stopped everybody else

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Speaker 2: from having them.

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Speaker 1: The look of utter disregard from I think everyone else

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Speaker 1: that had ordered one, and they just all stared at

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Speaker 1: you as you trying.

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Speaker 2: And I also really enjoyed it because I remember at

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Speaker 2: one point Laura was looking at me and she was like, but.

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Speaker 1: Where's my cocktail? I was like, you're not allowed.

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Speaker 2: One, as I was sipping my O I am my tea.

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Speaker 2: But you did do a lovely speech. Oh no, let

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Speaker 2: me just set the scene, Kate. So we're in Lefties

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Speaker 2: in Brisbane and you've got the whole of the downstairs

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Speaker 2: area for your party, and then upstairs on the balcony

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Speaker 2: there's another function that's happened with families with small.

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Speaker 1: Kids that was meant to be inside the front bar.

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Speaker 1: So like that whole upstairs area that was not for

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Speaker 1: families to be watching the onslaught of our party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like you were stood on stage giving

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Speaker 2: your speech and you had an audience of your friends

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Speaker 2: and family and then a bunch of kids upstairs. And

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Speaker 2: this is just a little part of the speech.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys, I loves Sorry about the trauma

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Speaker 1: up there, but I'm sorry. Also, this comes off the

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Speaker 1: back of me saying no, I don't want any speeches.

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Speaker 1: And then I look and then there's my brother who

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Speaker 1: doesn't drink, and he starts making a speech and I

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Speaker 1: was like, please stop. You know, when you're look and

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Speaker 1: you go please stop. This kind of one fold and

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Speaker 1: then it went from one to two to three to four.

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Speaker 1: I said, well, youse, make it stop anyway.

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Speaker 2: And I was just watching you because you'd started doing

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Speaker 2: your speech and you're talking about you know, everybody coming

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Speaker 2: and all the rest of it. And then you started

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Speaker 2: swearing a lot, and then you looked up at the children,

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Speaker 2: because I was just like, sorry, number.

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Speaker 1: One, where have you come from? Number two? Why are

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Speaker 1: you watching? This is not a stage show for children?

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Speaker 1: And number three? And then I got to a point

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Speaker 1: where I was like, Oh, I don't care, They're not

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Speaker 1: my kids.

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Speaker 2: Probably worth mentioning at this point as well as not

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Speaker 2: only did you have a potty mouth in front of

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Speaker 2: all those young, innocent children, but you were also dressed

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Speaker 2: as Christina Aguilera in the dirty video with your ass out.

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Speaker 1: Am I a bad mum for sending my husband on

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Speaker 1: the birthday? Errand oh, never do that?

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Speaker 2: Never do that without like real clear instruction, Katie.

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Speaker 1: This didn't need clear instruction. I had organized everything down

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Speaker 1: to the finest tea. And just for the record, the

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Speaker 1: same lady made three cakes and the other two cakes

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Speaker 1: didn't have this mishap. So all that one got told

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Speaker 1: was here's the address, be here at this time, drop

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Speaker 1: off this cash, pick up the cake, come home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, pay for the cake. Yeah, bring the cake home.

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Speaker 1: That was all there was to it. Yeah, so he's

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Speaker 1: got given the cake. The cake now is in a

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Speaker 1: cake box which we all know is white, and some

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Speaker 1: of them have clear tops, so you can see straight

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Speaker 1: through to the cake that you've just purchased that is

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Speaker 1: now in both hands as you walk back to the

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Speaker 1: cake back to the car and then put the cake

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Speaker 1: with your two hands onto the seat, probably still watching

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Speaker 1: the cake with its.

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Speaker 2: Clear with its clear lid, which is a great idea

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Speaker 2: to make sure that the cake's looking alright as you

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Speaker 2: ordered it.

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Speaker 1: So though, like when you're handing over a cake, like

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Speaker 1: you know, taking myself back into the cheesecake shop days

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Speaker 1: in my teenage years, we had to open the box

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Speaker 1: to be this is the right one? Are you happy

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Speaker 1: with this? And they go, yeah, why didn't the cake

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Speaker 1: lady do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have bought many a cake from the

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Speaker 2: cheesecake and.

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Speaker 1: They always do that. So then oh, mate, it comes home.

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Speaker 1: He's so happy, he's so happy. Look at me I

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Speaker 1: did the birthday errand cool mate, thank you for doing

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Speaker 1: that one job. I appreciate it. Just pop it in

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Speaker 1: the fridge. Pops in the fridge and then gets to

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Speaker 1: a certain point where one thinks to pull out cake

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Speaker 1: from fridge so that it's like of room temperature ready

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Speaker 1: to eat. When we've finished dinner. I look at the cake.

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Speaker 1: It fucking says happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I looked

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Speaker 1: because I went, what of that? Because it wasn't the

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Speaker 1: colors that I had ordered, nor did I have the

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Speaker 1: little cowgirl hat on it that i'd ordered. It also

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Speaker 1: says two names and not your daughter's name, you fucking imbecile.

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Speaker 2: I was like, hap birthday, Laila Abby.

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Speaker 1: Luckily I've got breathe at the house with me and

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Speaker 1: we were just literally having a quiet side Luckily she

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Speaker 1: was in the proximity of this cake and myself and him,

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Speaker 1: because I was ready to literally launch this cake at

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Speaker 1: him and go, you idiot, Not one moment in that

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Speaker 1: whole duration of that hour and a half drive to

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Speaker 1: and from getting the cake, did you damn at it? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I can understand how this would happen if the lid

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Speaker 2: wasn't clear, did he not? I don't see he said

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Speaker 2: happy birthday Layla and Abby.

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Speaker 1: You know, to top this off, Katie, He turns to

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Speaker 1: me and goes, how do I know what color it was?

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Speaker 1: Because you ordered it?

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Speaker 2: But what about your daughter's name being Gracie?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't remember the last time your daughter's name

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Speaker 1: changed to Layla and Abby instead of Gracie turns twelve?

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Speaker 1: What is wrong? How could this be my fault? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Bree was losing her shit, laughing, but at the same

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Speaker 1: time she goes, oh my gosh, and she starts to

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Speaker 1: then prime problem solved. Don't worry, Rach like we can easily,

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Speaker 1: Like we can rub out the names and get another thing,

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Speaker 1: all right, Gracie, I said, I don't want to. I

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Speaker 1: didn't ask for a cake with bows. I paid for

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Speaker 1: extra disco bulls and cowgirl hat and twelve to be

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Speaker 1: on it. I didn't ask for these colors. I don't

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Speaker 1: even like this cake.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is is that you don't know what

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Speaker 2: cake is inside either, Like you could have tried to

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Speaker 2: make do removing Leyla and Abby's names, putting Gracieton's twelve

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Speaker 2: on there, putting up with the colors. Imagine if you

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Speaker 2: cut into it and it was carrot cake, and.

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Speaker 1: He goes, that's fine, they'll eat it. It's cake. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want carrot cake, I said. I let her

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Speaker 1: choose what flavor cake she wanted. And then are we

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Speaker 1: cut open and it's carrot cake? I said you fuck

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Speaker 1: with I said, get in the car and drive. And

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Speaker 1: so then I'm trying to wring the cake lady who

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a phone number on the thing because it's

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Speaker 1: through Instagram. And I'm like, I did say it look

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Speaker 1: like a mad stalker now because it's just like audio

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Speaker 1: coal audio coal, audio, like probably about twelve times. And

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Speaker 1: I said, you're going back. I don't care, and he's

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Speaker 1: looking at me, going, well, if you can't get onto it,

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Speaker 1: I can't swap the cake.

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Speaker 2: How far away was the cake as well?

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Speaker 1: And Paddington, So thirty five minute dry there and then

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Speaker 1: thirty five minutes back and then she's like, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Could you return it? Yeah, of course you'd want me

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Speaker 1: to return it, because I've got somebody else's cake that

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Speaker 1: you need to pass on to somebody else. And she goes,

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Speaker 1: can I please like make it up to you. I

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Speaker 1: don't want any more cake after this. We've had three birthdays.

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Speaker 1: I don't want any more cake for the next three months.

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Speaker 1: I was like, but you can keep my husband, keep hand,

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Speaker 1: send me home the cake, and don't send home the husband.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is awesome. It was clear.

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Speaker 2: I was like, clear, lid could you imagine though you

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Speaker 2: hadn't have looked at the cake first and realized, and

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Speaker 2: you'd finished dinner, and you'd gone to light the cans,

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Speaker 2: and you take it over.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I would have probably got

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Speaker 1: his head and ruined his daughter's birthday because I would

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Speaker 1: have smacked just head into the kate, you know, end

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Speaker 1: of birthday week, Katie. I'm done. I'm so done. I

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Speaker 1: have done everything. I have done this rigmarole now twice

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Speaker 1: this weeking one job