WEBVTT - Bonus: What Do You Call Your Bits & Pieces?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, who's been naughty?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, something unfolding in our office yesterday after you left,

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<v Speaker 2>I stuck around being my role here at nov More.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like the It's like the Godfather.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do when you just walk around? Just

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<v Speaker 1>because everyone says it's weird. Sometimes they send me photos saying,

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<v Speaker 1>Jason's still just walking around. I got a photo out

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<v Speaker 1>the window the other day. We left two hours earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't two hours out there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just walking up and down Clarendon Street. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing to go?

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<v Speaker 3>You're just sitting at your car?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What? People other stuff in this office text me going,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Jason's still here, just pacing.

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<v Speaker 2>Still, hereating with people, mixing with the store.

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<v Speaker 1>They all think it's weird because you don't actually have

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<v Speaker 1>anything to say. You just want to building morele Like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you lost?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Brady, executive producer says, Morrell left when I leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does lift when he leaves, because then everyone

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<v Speaker 1>gathers together and says, what do you think he was

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<v Speaker 1>doing today? Walking around?

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<v Speaker 3>God, he's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an old man who's lost in the car park. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>what's he looking for today?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how we got on this topic. But

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<v Speaker 2>producer is is from Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>Arilyn Oh to be sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Made a passing comment in the office about his what

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<v Speaker 2>do you call.

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<v Speaker 1>It my chopper?

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<v Speaker 3>Your chopper?

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<v Speaker 1>What's a chopper?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man have a chopper?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, you call your willy a chopper.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't use it every day, but sometimes the context is

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<v Speaker 2>fitting and you wouldn't use the name of the Willie

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<v Speaker 2>the name.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you call your schlong your chopper?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's not a regular thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But whatever we were talking about yesterday in the office,

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<v Speaker 1>I use the term chopper.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like chlong.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about your choppers in the workplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a separate I just do you refer.

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<v Speaker 1>To yours as a slot?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>So? If you went to the doctor, you would say

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<v Speaker 1>much Is that what you would say?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd probably say my panorcle.

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<v Speaker 1>Panorcl I never heard no, haven't you? No, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you'd say to the doctor. Excuse me problem with anyone?

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<v Speaker 2>The doctor would reply.

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<v Speaker 1>With surely in a doctor surgery, you call things by

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<v Speaker 1>their correct names. We just go my private parts.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you're a forty three year old man he's

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<v Speaker 2>doing forty three years. Yeah, he's still embarrassed. You're pointing

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<v Speaker 2>down the embarrassed. Yeah, I'm so scared to ask this question.

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<v Speaker 2>But executive producer, Brady, what do you call you? Bits

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<v Speaker 2>and pieces? Are you sausage?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot? You snag? Great?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my sausage? Like oh yeah, you know, I got

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<v Speaker 2>the sausage tear or there?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? What do you say you're married to? Where are

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<v Speaker 1>getting the sausage? Hear all there from just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>give it text in a sentence.

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<v Speaker 3>That's should we ask?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have absolutely zero interest. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>about his?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you call your old fella?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't look at you, I'll say thirteen twenty fourteen

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<v Speaker 2>is our number? What do you call you? Bits and pieces?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate the term bits and pieces. I'd rather you

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<v Speaker 1>call it a panorcal than of bits and pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring your panork?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we asking about that? You should say that as well?

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<v Speaker 2>You who ha? Yeah, well your bits and pieces. If

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a funny name for him, give us a

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten. Do you or your partner have

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<v Speaker 2>a funny name for your bits and pieces?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be having flames in Crown? You went to Crown?

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<v Speaker 3>Were we w star City? A bit? It's a bit?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Timo Crown?

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<v Speaker 2>It is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time I was there the pylons were like aquariums.

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<v Speaker 3>It needs a little jazz up, yeah, like the I

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<v Speaker 3>know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Vertical fish names, Yes, yeah, like Injuced Bigelow exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, if Rubed Schneider there.

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<v Speaker 1>Seems very Queensland.

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<v Speaker 2>It really does.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't seem so Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>We are doing naughty six forty six forty I have said,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you call you bits and pieces?

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just point out it's all girls that have

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<v Speaker 2>run Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, because you guys have obviously ticked off all

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<v Speaker 1>the mainstream names for your Willy.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Joe and Dora and Joe, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you call you? Bits and pieces? It's not me, it's

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<v Speaker 2>my sister and it's her. Any part at the front

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<v Speaker 2>is called a muddy growler.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what well, sorry, say it again, Joe, a muddy brower,

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<v Speaker 1>moody grower, as in muddy muddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Muddy, muddy growner.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, good morning. Do you have a nickname?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? You going? Hey? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Bop diddly bop is what you call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, It sort of came from when my son was

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<v Speaker 2>a baby, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the word.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>People make funny names when they've got kids. Diddly bop.

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<v Speaker 2>Working a throwdown.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bit of what would you say? How do you?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't put it in as oh look at you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sorry at you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, chantelle, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually got two names. Ye. The first one's clacker.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a classic for decades.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people say that just trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>delicate and soft about it. It's very feminine. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually don't want you to say it, like, how

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<v Speaker 1>old do we? Can we all grow up?

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<v Speaker 2>Paul, good morning, good morning. We never grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, why are we so giddy and giggly about

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is God knows what this is going to be, Paul,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you call you? Bits and pieces?

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<v Speaker 1>Cooky? Sorry? Like the grass? Yeah, you say in such

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<v Speaker 1>a cute way, what do you got?

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<v Speaker 3>What if you got no coach?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry like coaches grass?

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<v Speaker 3>What if you got no coach on your panani?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, clean, Jesus, grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean it's grass?

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<v Speaker 2>How is this? People listen to this show?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean it's grass? Like? That's a I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think anyone's.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening there, Sir Walter, there's a bit of coach.

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<v Speaker 1>What on earth are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Different types of grass?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir Walter?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're with me here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're actually literally talking about grass.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking variations of grass or variations of banana.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about long one like grass.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir Walter. Coochie is the type of grass? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>why people call it a coochie?

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<v Speaker 2>It's better than check out my Sir Walter.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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<v Speaker 1>the socials