Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day day, every gentlemen, Adelaides,
Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. Absolutely flawless creatures and speaking of
Speaker 1: the ultimate floorst creature right with.
Speaker 2: Cherld beautiful Rount Fitzgerald and we discovered this week why
Speaker 2: he kicked his mate in the head in front of
Speaker 2: his entire primary school.
Speaker 1: Unnecessary only.
Speaker 3: Our boy.
Speaker 1: Let's do this day Fridays. There he is, right, sir,
Speaker 1: Good morning, great man.
Speaker 4: Claire fitzhild was a dance mum as well.
Speaker 5: She used to walk out a lot of money for
Speaker 5: my ja's ballet class.
Speaker 1: Twigakle toes Fitzgerald.
Speaker 5: Days man and those sequence like I remember she'd be
Speaker 5: up till two in the morning on a Friday night,
Speaker 5: jades before a big performance I had on a sad day.
Speaker 2: Have you have you always been all legs because I
Speaker 2: can imagine as a child, as a young boy, trying
Speaker 2: to dance with those legs.
Speaker 3: It would have been differ caught for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: I always had the long legs and I was and
Speaker 5: twigs as well, chicken legs, I used to call me.
Speaker 5: But I remember Flaxfield Primary School, this would have been
Speaker 5: mid eighties. We had an assembly one day and it
Speaker 5: was my turn to entertain the whole school. Brought brought
Speaker 5: out a piece of cardboard and played a bit of
Speaker 5: Beech Street electric boogaloo, and I did this most amazing
Speaker 5: breakdancing routine that anyone's ever seen. The thing was jokes
Speaker 5: because my flex was so long. When I went to
Speaker 5: go do the windmill, you know where you flick your
Speaker 5: legs around, I unfortunately hit Dion Cash in the face.
Speaker 4: And he went down crying.
Speaker 5: I got into a fair bit of trouble, but jeez,
Speaker 5: it was entertaining.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it was interesting when you chose to do
Speaker 2: that routine that you did wear a sequently it's heart.
Speaker 3: It was an odd choice I think for the genre.
Speaker 4: Mum was so proud. It was a really proud home
Speaker 4: and in the fitstrial family.
Speaker 1: If it's you were dancing now, like if you got
Speaker 1: a wedding, do you get up and have a bit
Speaker 1: of a boogie or you get yourself on a state
Speaker 1: where you feel like you're ready to dance, but you
Speaker 1: probably should be going home because you've had a thousand beers.
Speaker 4: I feel bad, hazy, because I don't anymore.
Speaker 5: I used to get at Lenny's Joji would have been
Speaker 5: to Lenni's as well. They had a podium at Lenny's
Speaker 5: and I used to get up at the podium and
Speaker 5: I used to sweat.
Speaker 4: Also used to have this mate called Damian Mashford.
Speaker 5: He couldn't dance, but what he would do he would
Speaker 5: run on the spot. Oh, he would run on the spot. Jokes,
Speaker 5: He'd be there for two hours did this. Ed would
Speaker 5: do an amazing workout. It was better than footy training.
Speaker 4: Sweating like a pig, exactly, just running on the spot.
Speaker 1: I reckon ben Cousins used to do the same sort
Speaker 1: of mid two thousands, turn up the training. He's burnt
Speaker 1: five thousand calories.
Speaker 4: That was from the cops that I know.
Speaker 3: Is that him running towards the Swan River and diving in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't over there.
Speaker 5: They actually they put on an event, a triathlon event,
Speaker 5: and it was the event where ben Cousins had to
Speaker 5: run away from the cold, had to run, swim and
Speaker 5: then I think he jumped on a bike.
Speaker 4: Actually the ben.
Speaker 3: Cousins he wanted obviously he.
Speaker 1: Olympic qualification time as well. During the week we were
Speaker 1: talking about airport behavior and just how people turn into
Speaker 1: different sort of gremlins when they turn up to the
Speaker 1: for their holidays or whatever. Noticed that. What's it like
Speaker 1: in Sydney when you're up there?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 4: I mean what we talk They talk about.
Speaker 5: The London to I Beth trip as one of the
Speaker 5: worst of all time. What would that be here? Would
Speaker 5: that be like Melbourne or Adelaide to Diners.
Speaker 2: Or maybe Adelaide Gold Coast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is pretty bad, isn't it. Everyone's letting loose. We
Speaker 5: went to Melbourne once for a footy trip and I
Speaker 5: remember Timmy Boston.
Speaker 4: Now he got black band from he that was from Urgent.
Speaker 5: They said, if he keeps it up, he will never
Speaker 5: fly on this on this airline again. He was out
Speaker 5: of he was yelling at other passengers. It was really
Speaker 5: really embarrassing. We settled him down, Tim We gave him
Speaker 5: a couplis and he went to sleep finally, but he
Speaker 5: was like, it's like Arnold Swarzenegger in that movie Commando.
Speaker 5: Remember he breaks that guy's neck on the plane and
Speaker 5: then makes out he's sleeping, And then the flight attendant
Speaker 5: comes up and goes, is he okay?
Speaker 4: And he goes and he says he's alright.
Speaker 1: He's dead.
Speaker 4: Tie and he was actually dead. It was a great.
Speaker 1: Line merged into a weekend.
Speaker 2: We're not actually encouraging people to break other people's next
Speaker 2: on planes when they're misbehaving, don't get us wrong. Yeahs,
Speaker 2: wasn't that a roller coaster?
Speaker 3: Should we talk footage?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you watch last night and your thoughts on
Speaker 1: the finals coming up?
Speaker 5: Amazing? Collingwood? I mean, she's that that gives them such
Speaker 5: an advantage. Now doesn't it a week off? You get
Speaker 5: the mcg again, and let's think about it. I dare
Speaker 5: say they might be playing Port Adelaide in that prelim final,
Speaker 5: which Port Adelaide fans, I mean you want to embrace that?
Speaker 4: How good would that be? It's it's that side of
Speaker 4: the drawer, isn't it hazy?
Speaker 5: Port Adelaide will end up playing Collingwood in the prelim
Speaker 5: if they get through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think so. I've tried to some calculations
Speaker 1: last night, but oh my boy, oh boy, I'm not
Speaker 1: very good at this sort of stuff. But yes, I
Speaker 1: mean people sort of saying, oh that's a bit stiffy
Speaker 1: come up against Collingwood. Well, all you care about is
Speaker 1: wing the flag, so you might as well knock off
Speaker 1: the best in the process.
Speaker 5: I agree, And look, I'm only saying that if Port
Speaker 5: Adelaide lose to Brisbane up in Gabbatt it's very hard
Speaker 5: to beat Brisbane at the Gabba. Yeah, so then Port
Speaker 5: Adelaide will get a home final Ladelaide over. I'd be
Speaker 5: confident that they could win that and then go play
Speaker 5: Collingwood in the prelim.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they looked slick last night at the post.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did look good.
Speaker 2: Just moving forward though, can you imagine a Port Adelaide
Speaker 2: and Collingwood.
Speaker 1: Crowd at the mc H How good advice?
Speaker 2: I mean, could you get two more passionate groups of supporters.
Speaker 5: In the lash certain certain areas of the stands that
Speaker 5: will just be burning at the end of the game.
Speaker 4: It'll be just great to sit back and watch.
Speaker 1: I love so back in the day, if it's even
Speaker 1: at the Ponderosa at Central Districts, it was like the
Speaker 1: flares were coming no matter what you just had to
Speaker 1: identify with It was a positive or a negative flare and.
Speaker 4: That was just on the bar and that was how
Speaker 4: was people getting to the game.
Speaker 6: Goa sorry, you go, you go hazy, You're just going
Speaker 6: to say thanks for your time this morning, mates, as always,
Speaker 6: and I'll tell you what the amount of people who
Speaker 6: I've spoken to about about some of your work on
Speaker 6: social media, and we spoke about it last week.
Speaker 1: But this down character, this flo almost needs his own scenery.
Speaker 4: We're going to bring him back.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking I'm thinking about sending in to actual Channel
Speaker 5: nine audition tape for Love Island. Please do that because
Speaker 5: I want to see what reaction I will get from them.
Speaker 7: Please don't tease us.
Speaker 1: Lock that in place, Lock it in.
Speaker 4: I'll lock it in all right. Love you guys, Love
Speaker 4: you too.
Speaker 3: CPS. You could go to the gym, or to the shopping.
Speaker 1: Or go to work glass if you went in a beachier.
Speaker 3: Direction, you're only a what if away from a holiday
Speaker 3: with the what if book.
Speaker 1: Accommodation, flask packages and more.
Speaker 3: What if it's Ozzy for travel.
Speaker 1: Razio fantasiz Fantago.
Speaker 8: Please welcome to Jody and Hazy Araziator.
Speaker 1: There he is our favorite man. Good morning, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 2: Good morning, and haven't we all got finals fever after
Speaker 2: last night?
Speaker 4: Wall Wow, what a way to start.
Speaker 7: I was excited last night?
Speaker 3: How excited?
Speaker 7: Well very I just you know when final comes around.
Speaker 8: It's that time of the year that the weather's getting better,
Speaker 8: you know, apart from today it's about in fourteen, as
Speaker 8: you said.
Speaker 6: But.
Speaker 8: It's normally twenty five and beautiful and you can and
Speaker 8: you can feel that sort of atmosphere and yeah, you know,
Speaker 8: especially last time we played in the qualifying final here,
Speaker 8: the atmosphere was huge.
Speaker 7: I know we're going up there, but it is still
Speaker 7: very exciting.
Speaker 1: You're a footy fan, like it sounds ridiculous, but it's
Speaker 1: effectively worked. Do you love football and do you watch
Speaker 1: it every chance?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 8: I do, which my partner hates. Yeah, because I control
Speaker 8: the TV a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you've got to take care of Brisbane.
Speaker 2: But Collingwood they look like a force, don't they.
Speaker 7: They do. And I mean I thought Melbourne were pretty
Speaker 7: good last night.
Speaker 8: They were you know, if they kicked a little bit
Speaker 8: better and showed maybe a little bit more composure, they
Speaker 8: probably almost win that game.
Speaker 1: Yep, as I guess for you right now, not part
Speaker 1: of the squad, but it's probably a situation where throughout
Speaker 1: the final series you've got to stay ready. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Absolutely.
Speaker 8: My body's in a really good spot and I feel
Speaker 8: like in some pretty good form. The frustrating thing is
Speaker 8: there's no game this weekend as as we lost last
Speaker 8: weekend in sample, so that's a little bit annoying, but
Speaker 8: stay ready, you never know what could happen.
Speaker 1: How much did that do you confidence? The game and
Speaker 1: sample because four goals in that second quarter in particular
Speaker 1: was outrageously good. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think your message actually got me up the most.
Speaker 3: What did he say to you?
Speaker 7: Just back to your best, very sharp, hard strings?
Speaker 1: Really nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, it's lovely of you.
Speaker 9: He didn't right back, though, but now we know he
Speaker 9: saw it, so yeah, no, it definitely does, you know,
Speaker 9: to be able to strink some games together leading into finals.
Speaker 8: Body's feeling really good, so mentally and physically in the
Speaker 8: right place.
Speaker 3: Massive challenge up at the gabbatoire.
Speaker 2: What's the feeling like around the club with the boys
Speaker 2: at the moment.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it's it's confident, you know, Like last
Speaker 8: time we played up there, we had them for a
Speaker 8: majority of the game and then we had a lot
Speaker 8: of injuries and ended up losing. But I think you know,
Speaker 8: the way we played and the way we want to
Speaker 8: play stacks up against anyone.
Speaker 3: And I guess port fans want to hear where do
Speaker 3: you win it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll co give too much away as we've given
Speaker 8: a lot away speak generically.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's going to be about on the midfield.
Speaker 8: Yeah I was actually going to say that, but no,
Speaker 8: I think if we can, if we can stop their
Speaker 8: big key forwards. They've got, you know, former teammate of
Speaker 8: mind Joey Dana Hurt in some form, Charlie Camberon in
Speaker 8: some form. So if we can limit their impact, it'll
Speaker 8: be nice.
Speaker 1: It gives an insight on Joe Danahert because he seems
Speaker 1: quite the complex character.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how long do we have He doesn't live in Brisbane,
Speaker 8: he lives about two hours away. How do he just
Speaker 8: and same in Melbourne when he was in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: What he commutes? Yeah, oh my very goodness.
Speaker 3: Where does he live then? Do you know?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 3: But oh you don't want to stay dress?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And what's his mobile number?
Speaker 8: So yeah, he was like that in Melbourne as well,
Speaker 8: just about aaron half out of Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It just sort of feels like you seem laughing a lot,
Speaker 1: which is fun to watch. It seems like, in no situation,
Speaker 1: is this a man who's going to take life too seriously.
Speaker 7: He just loves his footy and loves every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, So how are you going to go
Speaker 2: watching it tomorrow night?
Speaker 8: Terribly? Yeah, especially it's going our way. I'm a bad
Speaker 8: watch of footy, So just send everybody out of the
Speaker 8: room and I can scream by myself.
Speaker 2: What does your partner do? Does she just take, you know,
Speaker 2: refuge in the.
Speaker 7: Bedroom, ticked k probably not getting angry and yelling.
Speaker 1: Does she know footy? Or is she Like a lot
Speaker 1: of partners, and particularly my mom back in the day,
Speaker 1: she'd be like, I thought you played really well time,
Speaker 1: But Mom, I played one hundred percent game time. I
Speaker 1: had one touch the opposite of what you just said happened.
Speaker 7: They just got rose colored glasses. You played so well,
Speaker 7: I didn't touch it.
Speaker 2: Do you like that she doesn't know footy? Because if
Speaker 2: my partner played footy, I just sit there and talk
Speaker 2: about it all night. It would probably be annoying. But
Speaker 2: do you like that she's sort of removed from it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I do, sort of. You get home and you can
Speaker 7: sort of just yeah, you know, how was your day?
Speaker 7: Focus on some other stuff, especially if you played bad?
Speaker 1: He just quickly can we talk can we talk cafes
Speaker 1: and stuff where we shit ya.
Speaker 3: Something?
Speaker 1: Just something away, mate, Appreciate you coming in and having
Speaker 1: chat with us, and we'll catch up again soon. And
Speaker 1: we love you so much.
Speaker 7: Bromantics happening.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. I hate to break it to you.
Speaker 3: He has several bro.
Speaker 7: One, you've got a few.
Speaker 1: On the go, very dare, let's talk trunk bears. Of
Speaker 1: course he was going on. A three legged bear known
Speaker 1: as Tripoder broke into a Florida family patio and drank
Speaker 1: two white claws.
Speaker 3: Stop get out there. That's all we need to know is.
Speaker 1: This is outrageous. A thirteen year old boy is watching
Speaker 1: TV when his dog started barking after hearing some outside noise.
Speaker 1: After breaking through the screen door, the boy says he
Speaker 1: witnessed Tripod opened the outdoor fridge and take two white claws.
Speaker 1: On a hot Florida day, the bear was able to
Speaker 1: break a hole in the can to enjoy a cool refreshment.
Speaker 1: He knew exactly what he was doing.
Speaker 3: What he was doing.
Speaker 1: The last bit of the story For those wondering Tripods,
Speaker 1: what chlor of choice mango and strawberries?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: It's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 2: Tripods walked on that patio and god, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm going to quench my thirst because I'm hot and
Speaker 2: I'm parched, but also I want to give myself a
Speaker 2: little bit of a buzz as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows, Just take the edge off. That's what
Speaker 1: you do, particularly when you're a bear and you're missing
Speaker 1: a leg. Do you remember when the movie Cocaine Bear
Speaker 1: came out as well?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 1: Well, wee what a fight a bear that's pepped up
Speaker 1: on vodka sels's versus a bear that's consumed illicit substances?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: Who wins?
Speaker 3: Especially when one's only got three legs?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know, my gosh, which is his leg of choice,
Speaker 1: which is really trying to do some damage. With so
Speaker 1: many questions, so little time for answers. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean think about that for your Friday morning, because you know,
Speaker 1: whenever you're feeling really hot and bothered, just know the
Speaker 1: tripods out there as well, and he's trying to get
Speaker 1: some refreshment as well. The other thing as well is
Speaker 1: that we are an above board radio station. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: the whole tripod thing, like, let's let's just take the high.
Speaker 2: Ground here, Okay, Well I think so, Yeah, we don't
Speaker 2: need to discuss that we're better than that.
Speaker 1: We're better than that fourteen degrees across Adelaide. Today it's
Speaker 1: Jody and the Tripod. I said, no, we're not doing it.
Speaker 1: We'll do this freaking story. This tell us we're.
Speaker 4: Seeing It's just huge.
Speaker 2: I've just realized that it's been one year since Queen
Speaker 2: Elizabeth died.
Speaker 3: There you go, it's yunkie anniversary.
Speaker 1: Isn't it flown?
Speaker 3: Isn't it gone by really quickly? It feels like yesterday. Hey,
Speaker 3: let's talk about the Jonas brothers in Juice.
Speaker 4: Please, it's just a subtle as well.
Speaker 1: This is your chosen song for over one hundred grand
Speaker 1: or hund in the Handsai, I mean, just keep that
Speaker 1: handy in your subconscious.
Speaker 2: Do you know how I love how you intertwine things
Speaker 2: on this show?
Speaker 3: So good, is so clever.
Speaker 1: My brain's but so many thoughts happening at once. I know,
Speaker 1: it's really hard for me to process the more.
Speaker 2: Let's talk specifically Joe. Now, it's been reported that Sophie
Speaker 2: Turner of Game of Thrones fame. Of course, her partying
Speaker 2: has contributed to their divorce that he filed this week.
Speaker 2: Also claims that he was less than supportive when their
Speaker 2: second child was born. Look, I will say this about
Speaker 2: all the media speculation, of which I'm quite currently a
Speaker 2: part of. You never know what goes on behind closed
Speaker 2: doors in any couple's private relationship.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, you absolutely don't know what's going on. But
Speaker 1: one thing that annoys me even more and you didn't
Speaker 1: do it there. It was almost like you were going
Speaker 1: to get down the path is when people in the
Speaker 1: media are like, well, bloody media, I'm alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to say that about myself.
Speaker 3: What do you think I'm stupid?
Speaker 1: God, some people in the media, do you do it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: bloody media vultures like no, no, no, no, you are one.
Speaker 1: You are You want some meat as much as I do.
Speaker 1: I'm on my vulture friend, jump on board room here
Speaker 1: on the flank.
Speaker 2: Well, let's make a pact not to turn on ourselves
Speaker 2: and the people that pay our bills.
Speaker 1: Okay, can't make that promise, dear who.
Speaker 2: Are Glenmigras has also very casually rid his Queensland home
Speaker 2: of three large pythons. Can you believe that have a
Speaker 2: listened to his horrified wife and children.
Speaker 10: You're going to get just a bunch of pythons, and
Speaker 10: Glenmograh said, you know what, let me take care of this,
Speaker 10: no problems at all.
Speaker 2: So the thing I love about this it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: who he takes on. You know, the best batsman in
Speaker 2: the world, Gleamogras, will just pick you up by the
Speaker 2: tail and chuck you outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care if you're satch In Tan Dorka
Speaker 1: or if you're a bunch of snakes. You're all going
Speaker 1: to get dismissed. He takes no prisoners, never has, never will.
Speaker 2: He grew up in narrow mind, so it's you know,
Speaker 2: he's obviously very accustomed to snakes and their behaviors.
Speaker 1: Particularly pythons as well, because they're non venoms. And also
Speaker 1: I can see I can imagine Glamogras picking up a
Speaker 1: bunch of brown snakes or even a black snake and
Speaker 1: been like, you know, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm glamor Gras, do whatever I want.
Speaker 3: So pythons won't hurt you. Is that right?
Speaker 1: Well, I think the majority of pythons are non venomous.
Speaker 1: They can still buy it though, Yeah, al Jews, not
Speaker 1: this week now. I've never been a bit by a snake,
Speaker 1: but a couple of times, I genuinely one time on
Speaker 1: the farm got chased by a brown snake. I was
Speaker 1: about and can you imagine my old man when he
Speaker 1: saw this. I was about fifty meters away. There was
Speaker 1: a brown snake who had flared its head up, meaning
Speaker 1: it was very angry. Oh my god, and was right
Speaker 1: in my soccer ball. Oh and I've run pretty much
Speaker 1: next to it, picked up the soccer walk because I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want it to steal my soccer
Speaker 1: ball run off, And then for a brief moment, the
Speaker 1: snake chased me.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, cheese.
Speaker 2: That sums up all the stupid decisions you've ever made
Speaker 2: in your life and not tripped. Oh year, speaking of
Speaker 2: farms and all things animals and cattle. In some epic
Speaker 2: news tens versus taking out the milkoff at the Royal
Speaker 2: Adelaide show, play the audio please.
Speaker 4: With the milkloff.
Speaker 1: There's child. Look, whether they wins big or small, you
Speaker 1: got to celebrate them.
Speaker 3: You really do. And we did.
Speaker 2: And we didn't realize how invested we were in the
Speaker 2: wind until it came down to it, and thought we're
Speaker 2: a chance here because we're the only team that hasn't
Speaker 2: cheated in the whole history of the milkoff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, so there you go.
Speaker 1: What a day. Congratulations child ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah we did.
Speaker 2: We don't We don't win too much, and so you've
Speaker 2: just got to take the victories when.
Speaker 3: They come your way.
Speaker 1: Absolutely good excuse to celebrates a night well done us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what team of three?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 3: Team three?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So that meant one of the team members had
Speaker 2: to go twice. But I tell you what, quite intimidating
Speaker 2: walking up to a really big cow.
Speaker 3: With massive udders.
Speaker 2: Big, it was very veining as well, so there was.
Speaker 3: A lot to it.
Speaker 1: Goodness me. Yes, And it's not easy too, for those who
Speaker 1: have never milked a cow.
Speaker 3: It's not as easy as it looks.
Speaker 1: You've got to like sort of half pull and pinch
Speaker 1: at the same time. Yes, you do so to get
Speaker 1: it out. It feels like it's not the way that
Speaker 1: you would extract.
Speaker 2: Milk, and you also feel like you're going to hurt
Speaker 2: the cow. In this case, it was dull, our lovely cow.
Speaker 2: And then to celebrate, and I'm so glad you weren't there,
Speaker 2: she did a massive poo after the victory was announced.
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't like to celebrate with a big
Speaker 1: old I think we definitely move on from this too.
Speaker 1: By the way, we're right on the edge of being
Speaker 1: super inappropriate, which we won't even be able to get
Speaker 1: away with on a Friday.
Speaker 3: No, no, Friday is a lot but not that loose.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, and that's us.
Speaker 2: A little.
Speaker 4: But you told me you built a time machine.
Speaker 1: It's hazies on this daisy. Oh yeah, another day, another dollar,
Speaker 1: So that's that thing. One second, it's Friday, goo, let's
Speaker 1: get it weekends here. Let's go back to nineteen seventy nine,
Speaker 1: the eighth of September. Pink ak Alsia Moore brought in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Today is her forty fourth birthday. My gosh, she is
Speaker 1: just she's a virtue. So amongst the absolute best of
Speaker 1: her chosen craft.
Speaker 3: We, I mean Australia especially, couldn't love Pink more.
Speaker 2: She's broken every single record in terms of a tenants
Speaker 2: that there is.
Speaker 1: Do you know why we love her specifically in Adelaide?
Speaker 1: Because she turns up, because she comes here, she actually
Speaker 1: comes here. We're like the old folks at the old
Speaker 1: folks are and we're like all we have to do
Speaker 1: is just turn up and give us a bit of attention.
Speaker 1: We'll love you. Dearly two thousand and one, kleim And
Speaker 1: releases her single I Just Can't Get You out of
Speaker 1: mar Head, the biggest of her career.
Speaker 3: The film is really that was a fair thigh split.
Speaker 10: Is the same classics Oh Boy.
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen, Jimmy Barnes album thirty thirty Hindsight debuted at
Speaker 1: number one on the ARIA chart. Talking up, He's a
Speaker 1: fourteenth someone album, He's tenth as a solo performer. He's
Speaker 1: had more number one than any other Australian artists. And
Speaker 1: born and bred. No, he's definitely not born here.
Speaker 3: No it wasn't.
Speaker 1: But he's a good Adelaide boy.
Speaker 3: He spent some time out north.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, and also his biggest achievement to day, father
Speaker 2: of David Campbell.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah campbelled very very talented young man. But
Speaker 1: when your dad's Jimmy Barnes, Yeah, yeah, you've got a
Speaker 1: lot to give up to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a hard act to follow. Literally.
Speaker 1: The number one song one September eight, two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: All Summer Long by Kid Rock.
Speaker 3: What about the line and was looking funny things. What
Speaker 3: are you smoking? Me a kid?
Speaker 1: What are you smoking? Why is it funny? What are
Speaker 1: they telling jokes? Is it the Monday morning joke?
Speaker 6: Off loves?
Speaker 5: I saw my hair was long?
Speaker 1: So workmates too, fierce competitors. Two songs, one opportunity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all the glory.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: On a Friday morning at eight o'clock, we will reveal
Speaker 2: the winner of the Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 1: So here we are, Yeah, here we are, and I
Speaker 1: will say credit where it's due for the first time,
Speaker 1: congratulations shows for the first time in this segment's existence,
Speaker 1: you've chosen a decent song, respect when it's due.
Speaker 2: Respect or it feels a little patronizing.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I could be misreading the signals.
Speaker 1: Hey, if you're misreading the signals, that's on you.
Speaker 3: And now we've switched into gaslighting.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what gaslighting means. I think you're crazy.
Speaker 1: What is going on here? Anyway? Here's JODI's song. That's good,
Speaker 1: really good. Young group of guys by the name of Nirvana.
Speaker 3: Just a bunch of young kids trying to make their way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they exploded onto the world scene.
Speaker 1: Yes, potential, solid, potential, did Nirvana have? Yes, that did,
Speaker 1: and so it all came undone becaus I left us
Speaker 1: with some magus smells like tane spirits. That's going a
Speaker 1: really different direction, timber Land, he gets it for a Friday.
Speaker 1: Awful grammar, awful grammar, the way I are, the way
Speaker 1: I are, genuinely how my two year old speaks right now,
Speaker 1: she says, phase I am, yes, yeah, am way to
Speaker 1: get this thing is fine? She's like Timberland, all right,
Speaker 1: jump on.
Speaker 2: The Jody and Hazy Instagram page, cast your vote. Although
Speaker 2: I think we all know which direction this one's going.
Speaker 1: Is confident that my song is not gonna win.
Speaker 2: I think you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two songs, one opportunity. It's a really heading for
Speaker 1: the weekend on a positive note.
Speaker 2: Right up and about that's the whole point of Battle
Speaker 2: of the Bangers. It's a how our whole ethos and philosophy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting choices, different, very different. Yeah, Timberland's versus Snirvanna.
Speaker 1: It's a good tune.
Speaker 2: And I feel like you have so much regret that
Speaker 2: you didn't think of this one earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I just didn't know that it was
Speaker 1: I'd get it approved to be honest, we've gone down
Speaker 1: the line with some really sort of heavy rock songs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you went down.
Speaker 2: Is this the same man that tried to get a
Speaker 2: corn tune approved?
Speaker 10: Remember that?
Speaker 3: Oh no, that wasn't corn, that was no sing something anyway. No, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know what I'm talking about, and I'm going to stop.
Speaker 1: You know you're talking about. Do you know what that's
Speaker 1: all that matters? Hey, welcome camera, guy Joey. Hey there
Speaker 1: he is. Welcome morning. All right.
Speaker 7: I think we can all be adults here. I think
Speaker 7: we can have a very like open discussion.
Speaker 5: One song won by the largest margin we've ever had.
Speaker 1: The big fellas still got it? Do you even need
Speaker 1: a drum? But well, before we do the drummers, you
Speaker 1: didn't what happened happened? Well, I didn't think you're a
Speaker 1: big timberland.
Speaker 3: No one saw that sold out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look I am. I'm in some rough form, but
Speaker 1: there's there's no other way to describe it. I'm in
Speaker 1: some form. I need to do a little bit of
Speaker 1: soul searching. I need to hit the track, put in
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten percent, not listen to any external noise.
Speaker 1: Just take it one day at a time and give
Speaker 1: full credit to the boys if necessary, But I'll be back.
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, when pop stars surround themselves
Speaker 2: with the wrong people and get wrong advice.
Speaker 3: Is it that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Could it be that?
Speaker 1: It could be that?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no, I Reckon Hazy's just a sellout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the external noise as I'm subscribing to the external noise.
Speaker 3: With the Taylor Swift the other week. And what do
Speaker 3: you do it? Do you know what you are?
Speaker 1: Off the advice of camera guy Josh.
Speaker 4: That was actually the last time you ever listened to
Speaker 4: you know what you are?
Speaker 3: You're the Celeste Barber of Battle of the Vans.
Speaker 1: Because everyone that's funny.
Speaker 2: Lots of Peoplewait, now she's a sellout and now she
Speaker 2: looks like the people that she was taking.
Speaker 3: The PI double five out of.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, Celeste, play muscle on who you
Speaker 2: you were?
Speaker 1: In a way, I compare them this celess Barber. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you drum roll anyway, thank you. There we go,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: That Jerdy on his song.
Speaker 1: Nirvana smells like teen spirit. You know what. No problems
Speaker 1: at all, No problems at all. Just enjoy there it
Speaker 1: is song. Nirvana smells like teen Spirits an absolute landslide too.
Speaker 1: It's okay, thirty plus votes. Last week it was one vote.
Speaker 1: The difference, Man, I'm in awful form.
Speaker 2: No I know, but I know how you feel because
Speaker 2: remember do you play.
Speaker 1: Because we play songs, A song song song.
Speaker 3: I lost.
Speaker 2: Not only did I lose songs, a song, song song,
Speaker 2: but I fell over and a chair fell on to
Speaker 2: me and I rolled my.
Speaker 1: Handkle adding injury to insult.
Speaker 3: Exactly right. It's okay.
Speaker 2: You can come back, you can thank you. It's unlikely,
Speaker 2: but you can truck.
Speaker 1: All right, We'll watch this space. We'll do anain next week.
Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody who voted. Via Jody and Haesy
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Produce ems in because we're just crunching some
Speaker 1: numbers and having a bit of a Nevanda chat. Yeah
Speaker 1: samount rageous figures. What have you got?
Speaker 3: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: So most people would probably know the famous MTV unplugged
Speaker 2: that Nirvana did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guitar.
Speaker 2: That Kurt Cobain was playing in that in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: sold for six million dollars US dollars as well, so
Speaker 2: in Australian dollars that's about nine point two million. And
Speaker 2: then he was wearing a rather fetching green cardigan yep,
Speaker 2: and that sold for three hundred and thirty four thousand US,
Speaker 2: which is five hundred and twenty three thousand.
Speaker 4: I would have.
Speaker 2: Thought maybe a bit more than that, because that was
Speaker 2: so iconic, that green cardigan, and he probably got it
Speaker 2: from like a thrift shop for five dollars Sandy did.
Speaker 1: I just wonder the level of fame that he got to,
Speaker 1: what he could do and turn it into something cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I mean, he certainly didn't go to Country Road and
Speaker 2: get that green cardigan.
Speaker 1: Definitely, Like, could you wear a pair of sunglasses with
Speaker 1: a lens missing a couple of weeks? Everyone's doing it?
Speaker 4: Are you going to try and make that?
Speaker 3: Thops? I dare you to go down to Port training.
Speaker 2: One lens and see what happens next minute, all the
Speaker 2: Port boys are wearings.
Speaker 3: Charlie Dixon, I'll text, what do you think?
Speaker 1: No, how's the week been? In your eyes?
Speaker 2: It's been an interesting week, And I'm starting to realize
Speaker 2: that a bit of a theme develops from week to
Speaker 2: week to week on this show. So I thought i'd
Speaker 2: just sit down and drop down a few notes in
Speaker 2: my diary.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to.
Speaker 3: Hear enjoy hear diary.
Speaker 2: The thing for last week's entry was pooh we and
Speaker 2: boy bits. I like to think we've evolved a bit.
Speaker 2: This week was all about poo wee boy bits and footy,
Speaker 2: more specifically we boy bits and Zach Butters.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if I'm an adelaide over the footy ends,
Speaker 1: let's say it's halftime, and let's say ports By here,
Speaker 1: and you go in there and it's like ten blokes
Speaker 1: line up, all you have to do is just go
Speaker 1: sort of look around and go, how good Zach Butter's.
Speaker 2: Speaking of footy, Carlton Great Anthony couder Feedies gave an
Speaker 2: epic insight into the Blues Premiership chances.
Speaker 5: This Carlton legend believes they can go all the way
Speaker 5: from outside the top four.
Speaker 1: I don't see any reason why they can't. I mean,
Speaker 1: statu will tell you they can't.
Speaker 2: I want to know if it's statistically unlikely to shoot
Speaker 2: yourself in the groin with a confetti cannon in a
Speaker 2: gender reveal gone wrong. My favorite gender reveal of all
Speaker 2: time is the video that I just showed you of
Speaker 2: the guy who went to off the Coffeti confetti cannon
Speaker 2: and did it straight into his own groin.
Speaker 3: Off never had a Confucian cannon fire in you.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a girl or a boy and that
Speaker 1: will be my last job.
Speaker 3: Can that even happen?
Speaker 1: Kuder stats will tell you they can't.
Speaker 2: Speaking of cow testicles, it's time for the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 2: Celebrity Milkoff's mid day to day At the Royal Adelaide Show, Team.
Speaker 3: Ten will be there milking off a cow.
Speaker 1: Good on you, guys. I don't think that's I don't
Speaker 1: think they're called milking off. I think this is called
Speaker 1: milking a cow.
Speaker 3: That's okay, shut up, mate.
Speaker 2: At least I know not to position my face behind
Speaker 2: a heifer's bought bot.
Speaker 1: It's been five years since a cow crapped on my head.
Speaker 1: I can't describe how graphic this is because it was
Speaker 1: much much worse than the words going to come out
Speaker 1: of my mouth. It was like a warm oobe that
Speaker 1: went down the back of my neck. This particular cow
Speaker 1: needed some meta musial.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the show, so Power gave us a call
Speaker 2: for free tickets and we got an ego boost.
Speaker 1: Hello, Soper High, that's a very unique name.
Speaker 10: My god, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm so good?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, good morning guy, Oh god, oh my god,
Speaker 11: over no one. You guys are gorgeous. Thank you for
Speaker 11: putty flis on our face every morning.
Speaker 1: You're very well, You're so welcome.
Speaker 2: So low.
Speaker 3: One minute you're up and the next minute you're down.
Speaker 4: That's jes what you got.
Speaker 2: Yea is come on whenever from the girl?
Speaker 3: Am I gonna need soappower after that?
Speaker 5: Any guys are amazing.
Speaker 11: Thank you soone for picking out.
Speaker 2: Oh you're welcome in the manners and the children. I
Speaker 2: can't get enough for so pal diary Hazy did that
Speaker 2: thing again when he forgot where he is and what
Speaker 2: he was doing.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, the little golden ticket upgrade for you.
Speaker 3: Come on soow paler, you know what.
Speaker 11: To do here, No the teens, Thank you so much
Speaker 11: for putting smiles on people's face and bless you off
Speaker 11: and joke I love your love every morning, rainy, but darling,
Speaker 11: the sun's still shining.
Speaker 3: Thank you so po.
Speaker 1: Which can keep you on air for the next hour
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 2: Finally, we spoke about a dude who got lost hiking
Speaker 2: but refused to take a call because it was an
Speaker 2: unknown number.
Speaker 1: And I do feel sorry right now for the Nigerian
Speaker 1: princes out there because as we know, all they want
Speaker 1: to do is chat to your voice to voice.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's just a prince trying to find love.
Speaker 1: Some even trying to find love. The amount of princes
Speaker 1: that I've spoken who were saying I just cannot get
Speaker 1: hold of anyone. I've got so much cash to give away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hanging there Nigerian princes because one day there is
Speaker 2: a woman called Beryl Whi she's eighty seven and.
Speaker 1: She will take your and she will take it gol.
Speaker 3: So do the great Koda that's will tell you they
Speaker 3: can't all the heifers milking off the cows.
Speaker 1: Other they're called milking off.
Speaker 3: And to our new show mascot Sobal.
Speaker 11: Jody Haze, thank you so so very much, just fines
Speaker 11: of the morning every day. Well we'll listen to your station.
Speaker 3: Thank you, darling, go off this weekend.
Speaker 2: Kings, queens and Nigerian princes all my love, Jody