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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 2: Hello podcast listeners Leonard and Jessere from the team. If

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Speaker 2: you haven't heard our why are we talking to you

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Speaker 2: episode yet?

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Speaker 1: Go check that out.

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Speaker 2: Is the Aussie who went to space with William Shatner. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he was awesome, so much fun. He talks aliens, he

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Speaker 2: talks when you and I could go to space.

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Speaker 3: My favorite comment he said was that afterwards, Jeff Bezos,

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Speaker 3: you know, drinking champagne and everything, and he said, I

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Speaker 3: didn't want to touch anything because why would I want to.

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Speaker 4: Impair my memory of that event? Like he just seen

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Speaker 4: in space, he didn't need.

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Speaker 2: Some Don perry On.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he broke down and he cried. Awesome chat. Go

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Speaker 5: check that out. But what is coming up on today's episode?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to label this the death episode? Wow, okay,

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Speaker 3: because Fitzy almost kills his poor dog Beastie, and Whippa

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Speaker 3: almost dies.

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Speaker 4: We don't think Lisa did it. However, our jury is

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Speaker 4: still out Fits and Whipper.

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Speaker 1: Talk about names, guys, and if you've got a baby

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Speaker 1: on the way, maybe you can consider this. We spoke

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Speaker 1: about this a while on the show. Fits. There was

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Speaker 1: devastating news that I think in a period of ten

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Speaker 1: or eleven years throughout the UK there was not one

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Speaker 1: baby named Gary, and the name Gary was under threat.

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Speaker 1: Would it ever surface again? Would the momentum and love

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Speaker 1: for the name Gary ever resurface? I don't think it has.

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Speaker 5: I don't think the name Gary would be becoming extinct.

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Speaker 1: Well Gary, I mean, if it's a ten year block,

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Speaker 1: you would think there could be a generation with zero

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Speaker 1: Gary's Gary.

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Speaker 5: I think as soon as you start talking about it, though,

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Speaker 5: it starts, it jigs people's memories and go, oh, I

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Speaker 5: really like Gary, let's go with it.

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Speaker 1: No, no one ever said I really like Gary.

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Speaker 5: If anyone knows, are really young Gary now twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't go with the kid's name. What a

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Speaker 1: beautiful baby? What did you call him?

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Speaker 5: Gary? Or a young Graham?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Like it?

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Speaker 1: There's or Gavin Gavin. This is our beautiful little boy Ian. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I might be a family name. I don't mind.

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Speaker 1: I might be a family but I like, it just

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Speaker 1: doesn't suit a baby.

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Speaker 5: It is three letters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's it's easy to spell.

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Speaker 5: It's like Jack, it's like ted ted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I didn't think the boys would be academic

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Speaker 1: based on my schooling side, went with very simple name.

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Speaker 1: If he's the yeah, but we call him Ted and

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Speaker 1: that's how he spells his name till we've got to Francesca.

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Speaker 1: That's stumped me. I'm still trying to work that out.

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Speaker 1: Lisa can spell it, but I'm hoping to achieve that

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Speaker 1: by Christmas update for you. Another name which is under threat,

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Speaker 1: and they have revealed the national statistics in the UK,

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Speaker 1: England and Wales has come out and said there were

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Speaker 1: no Nigels named last year. One Nigel, not one nigeteen

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Speaker 1: twenty four ten. If your name is Nigel and you're

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Speaker 1: listening right now, your name's under threat.

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Speaker 5: Well that all started with Nigel no friends?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't it?

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Speaker 5: And what's the other one?

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Speaker 1: Got no mates?

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Speaker 5: Yeah Nigel? When did Nigel no Friends start? Was that

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Speaker 5: for everyone?

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Speaker 1: Probably from a TV show or something.

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Speaker 5: Because what's the other one that's a link to a

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Speaker 5: name someone who's someone who gets really upset?

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Speaker 1: Is it's hot you mean like a it's a female name,

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Speaker 1: like a nervous Nelly or don't be know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about? Sack?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I do?

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Speaker 5: You know? I think they always Debbie down.

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Speaker 1: A Debbie Downer.

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Speaker 5: See that's another one, Debra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my mother in law. I'll just jump in there.

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Speaker 8: She's like seventy something when we say no child is

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Speaker 8: being named, and beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

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Speaker 5: You say you say to be down whenever she walks in.

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Speaker 5: I would never say that, say that off.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, not on it, ever say that about beautiful Deborah.

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Speaker 1: She's had a knee done, Debra. She's God got a

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Speaker 1: new life back.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 1: Nigel's devastating news also in the UK that the name

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Speaker 1: Carly for girls is under threat. Not many. Carli is

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Speaker 1: only nine, Carli is named.

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Speaker 4: It's such a name.

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Speaker 1: Sharon is under three in the UK.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: We we'd be holding the ballanteer for the name Sharon.

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Speaker 1: I would have thought in Australia we'd have plenty of

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Speaker 1: Sharon co and we'd need to This is our beautiful

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Speaker 1: baby girl, Sharon.

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Speaker 4: No one's naming their kids Sharon these days.

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Speaker 5: You are Sarah.

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Speaker 8: There's other names that would take the place of Sharon.

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Speaker 1: Are you happy with Sarah?

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Speaker 8: Well, it's middle of the road. No one gives us stuff.

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Speaker 8: You just go through life unnoticed.

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Speaker 5: As you say, I'm the same, I'm Ryan's the same.

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Speaker 1: So's Michael. I mean, I don't want a name that's

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Speaker 1: a statement like Dad wanted me to be Jean Paul.

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Speaker 1: Jean Paul Whimfley and I knew that old jpw over here,

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Speaker 1: he said to Christine, my mum, he said, oh, let's

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Speaker 1: call him Stephen and said if that's the best way forward,

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Speaker 1: and he said, right, you're dead right. I think it

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Speaker 1: should be Jean Paul.

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Speaker 5: You fished Jean Paul.

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Speaker 1: Jean Paul.

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Speaker 5: You are, You're eccentric, centric, You like finer things you are,

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Speaker 5: such as Joan. I'm not mate Paul.

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Speaker 1: Is that French?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, to the French to give you a name

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Speaker 4: like that. Though, other than the love of coss, you really.

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Speaker 7: Just more of a menu.

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Speaker 1: If anything, if we have to go down that French path,

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Speaker 1: time we think I'm a MANU do you pull out?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what. We've been doing this show for

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Speaker 5: over ten years now, and there's only there's certain things

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Speaker 5: that I remember that stick out in my mind. If

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Speaker 5: you told me what was on the show yesterday, I

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Speaker 5: probably struggle to remember. But there are certain things that

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Speaker 5: I do remember. And one of them was where's Scantlon.

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Speaker 5: He is the lead singer of a band called Puddle

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Speaker 5: of Mud and they did a cover of Nirvana. So

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Speaker 5: this is them here and they did a cover of

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Speaker 5: Nirvana and we played this numerous times and Weez was like,

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Speaker 5: I mean, he's had a few problems over the years.

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Speaker 5: Where's he's trying to get the band back together? They're

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Speaker 5: back together now, he's they went on tour with the

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Speaker 5: Nirvana back in the nineties. So he decided, you know,

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Speaker 5: just to remember, Kurt, I'm going to do a cover

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Speaker 5: here and it didn't go down too well. Let's have

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Speaker 5: a listener.

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Speaker 1: He's here, Frank, I try with they got the mud deal?

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Speaker 5: Keep they with now then as well?

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Speaker 1: Crawled out of the grave, get.

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Speaker 5: Up there with great Terrible.

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Speaker 1: Because I don't think he's so much doing a cover.

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Speaker 1: I think he's trying to do an impersonation.

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Speaker 5: It's a tough one. So Where's that was a couple

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Speaker 5: of years ago that he did that cover and it

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Speaker 5: went viral, went all over the world, were.

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Speaker 1: Laughed at all over the world.

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Speaker 5: It's unbelievable that puddle of mater is still going. And

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Speaker 5: Where's has recently done an interview okay, and he was

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Speaker 5: asked about his voice and you know that cover, and

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Speaker 5: he I don't know. He decided to blame women's Herah,

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Speaker 5: well this was this was Where's's answer when he was

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Speaker 5: asked about how his voice is going.

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Speaker 1: We're constantly trying to rest our voices so we can

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Speaker 1: like perform well.

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Speaker 10: And girls, man, they will they will keep you up.

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Speaker 1: Man, they will keep you top too.

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Speaker 2: Late, too late, and whatever the thing is they've got

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Speaker 2: in their pockets.

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Speaker 10: We don't need that either.

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Speaker 2: So it's just like, you know, you got to stay

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Speaker 2: on the course and you gotta like to your you know,

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Speaker 2: be a professional person.

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Speaker 5: And you know that's basically groom. Yeah, so I'm also

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Speaker 5: drug dealers that So he's blind women for keeping him

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Speaker 5: up like this is the thing. Though, Wiz then went

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Speaker 5: on to say that he loves nothing more than staying

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Speaker 5: up like and writing songs without en No, no, but

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Speaker 5: then mentions women after that, you know, eleven o'clock PM,

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Speaker 5: you know, comes around, I'm a you will find.

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Speaker 1: Me like just sitting on an acoustic guitar and you know,

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Speaker 1: and then I've had many, many, many of different type

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Speaker 5: But just try to Ricky off the freaking the acoustic

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Speaker 5: man and I just keep going and I just tell

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Speaker 5: him to get the you know, get the freaking death

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Speaker 5: out of my face.

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Speaker 1: So taking the pain.

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Speaker 4: It feels like he was ex women that plun I got.

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Speaker 1: No, if you can't be a rock star, at least

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Speaker 1: try and convince everybody that you are. But that's not

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Speaker 1: what he's doing. Tell me, besides this radio show right now,

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Speaker 1: in this minute, how many other people have said puddle

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Speaker 1: of mud on air in the past ten years. No, No, I.

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Speaker 5: Love puddle of mud now except for we women.

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Speaker 1: I would just I want all women to leave him

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Speaker 1: alone so we can get some new puddle of mud

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Speaker 1: music said, No one ever got on your let's go out.

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Speaker 5: We live in a west.

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Speaker 1: Toyo. Would we get him to wrap up the world.

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Speaker 5: That's good, it'd be better than you would.

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Speaker 7: Test test test and now it's time for Tom, the

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Speaker 7: overweight looking Russell Brandt producer.

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Speaker 5: Time Tom Time.

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Speaker 8: Ah Fox Tales went Worth, The Final Sentence is back.

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Speaker 1: Don't miss the.

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Speaker 8: Final season of the iconic Australian drummer on Fox.

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Speaker 7: Tell Ah, Yes it is back. The Final Sentence went Worth?

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Speaker 1: What a show?

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Speaker 5: How long would you last in that prison?

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Speaker 10: To go?

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Speaker 1: You'd be titled fresh meat in prison? They'd be coming

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Speaker 1: for you by look not very long.

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Speaker 7: But I'd like to think I could win them, win

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Speaker 7: them over with a funny joke or something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, like what the snowman?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

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Speaker 5: What snowballs?

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Speaker 1: All right? I won't in the yard ish?

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Speaker 5: What area in the prison would you like to work in?

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Speaker 1: Toll showers?

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Speaker 7: Perhaps the catering department, Oh, the kitchen area.

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Speaker 5: You do that on a wall that someone's graffited, if

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Speaker 1: Pretty good Tom, Tom, Tom Tom?

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Speaker 7: Three incriminating morning, Well said, three incriminating questions. The answer

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Speaker 13: Coming at you with a wrap, gonna take him from

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Speaker 7: A wrap about buying a sandwich.

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Speaker 5: This is why I leave work early every day.

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Speaker 7: You need to break question number two. Tom, who who

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Speaker 12: I'm going to say, that's a whipper again.

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Speaker 5: Oh tell me, buddy, it was made Tom. Bad luck.

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Speaker 5: We're going to have to go to Kathy and now

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Speaker 7: One of the boys has been dubbed in by his wife.

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Speaker 9: I'm going to go with the who you know what?

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Speaker 1: It was more that I think what had happened is

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Speaker 5: You've got a.

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Speaker 6: On the couch, you might say, Kathy, Yeah, sorry with

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Speaker 5: It's the sixty million dollar power board.

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Speaker 1: Tonight. Oh here we go.

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Speaker 5: I mean, tonight could be the night that changes somebody's life.

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Speaker 5: and they're unhappy. This guy won thirty million dollars. He

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Speaker 5: I want to go through his story he said. My

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Speaker 5: he had entered that week's Powerball prize and decided to

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Speaker 5: it was just there. I was sitting on my phone

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Speaker 5: It's thirty fing middllillion dollars, he said to himself. After

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Speaker 5: to get back home. He said, well I can afford it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my shout, but.

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Speaker 5: He said nah. He just sat there and drank. No,

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Speaker 5: works as a tradee and he enjoys not having to

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Speaker 5: get up at four am. Instead, he works part time

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Speaker 5: and he bought a normal car. He said, I don't

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Speaker 5: my life, he said, you know what, I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: I wonder when you look at like if you've got

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Speaker 1: How they talk about I think in some of these competitions,

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Speaker 5: And I don't know the best part of that story

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Speaker 1: And when he's busted like that fourteen hour days, long week,

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Speaker 10: The best thing that they did within the email that

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Speaker 10: we're away.

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Speaker 5: Now you go.

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Speaker 10: We've had and then it says you have won two

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Speaker 5: Give me lowercase for that. I capital is only for

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Speaker 1: You hold the firework means don't do any of that gear,

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Speaker 5: But he still says, though it just makes life comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Money don't make the world go around, mate. It's reaching

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but when I work

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Speaker 1: it out, this is we're about to get onto blind dates.

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Speaker 1: I just want to quickly show you what I found you.

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Speaker 1: A Christmas present for you. If it's very funny, very

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Speaker 1: funny novelty T shirt. I saw it Spotlight yesterday. It says,

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Speaker 5: What are you doing at the spotlight. I was buying

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Speaker 1: No Lego board, Lego boards.

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Speaker 5: It's the Spotlight guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Spotlight. You can do anything Spotlight, Well

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Speaker 8: It's like it is sort of different type of Bunnings

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Speaker 5: Can I do that?

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Speaker 8: They might have They have kitching wear, so you could

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Speaker 1: Doesn't do everything well, you know what I mean. If

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Speaker 1: to be here. We go. Let's talk about blind dates

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Speaker 1: that only twenty four to ten. If you've been on

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Speaker 1: would suggest there would be numerous stories of devastating blind

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Speaker 1: It's like Leno, that girl you went out with that

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Speaker 5: That wasn't a blind date.

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Speaker 1: Go with it, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: It never met her before she was undercover.

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Speaker 1: But I did so many and back. You know, when

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Speaker 1: I'd like to invite you to the formal, no matter

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Speaker 1: who it is, know them, don't know them, like them,

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Speaker 1: So many blind dates to school formals. I'm not going

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Speaker 5: Were they legally so, were they legally blind or no?

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Speaker 1: They could see then you exactly what it looked like

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Speaker 1: and they liked what they saw. Mate. I told you

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Speaker 8: I went on a blind date one Thank you, Sarah,

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Speaker 8: I'm moving you on. I was playing slow pitch, which

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Speaker 8: is it's like it's like softball, but your throw it

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Speaker 4: He and I were both saying.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, And we went out on a blind date. And

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Speaker 8: he was Don Burke's son. Sure I did not. He

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Speaker 8: was the loveliest guy on the planet. We just did

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Speaker 5: Was pretty weird.

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Speaker 1: Don Burk's coming to our world because we did a

447
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 1: we did a Seman collection program with Don Burke's horse.

448
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 1: Remember that talk.

449
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 4: I'm so sad I brought it up now.

450
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: And nothing to do with Don Burk's son.

451
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 5: Tell you what, Don didn't even have a hole, which

452
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 5: was a bit weird.

453
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,199
Speaker 1: I realized it was. I realized there was two blokes

454
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: in a suit. Don was at the back. Anyway, it

455
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: was a really weird night. Come we moved through it,

456
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: and don't you tell me to come on.

457
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 5: I'm interested in the story.

458
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: It's just you and.

459
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 9: You.

460
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 5: Got the costume from Spotlight.

461
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 1: Once again, it felt great.

462
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 5: I've never seen it. Felt Oh wow, No, we're not moving.

463
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 5: Got to the story.

464
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: That's the highest twenty four ten if you've been on

465
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Speaker 1: a blind day, called through and get the actual story.

466
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with Don Burt. Right, let's

467
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: leave Don Burt behind, guys. What I'm talking about a

468
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 1: blind dates Now. Tinder has got a brand new feature

469
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: and it's called the plus one feature, So you can

470
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: put that on your profile that you are looking for

471
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: a plus one like.

472
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 5: Group Uber Yeah, Pool, Pool yeah, really, you guys are disgusting. Okay, so.

473
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 1: I get it, mate. That is really so you can

474
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: actually say, like I've got you could write on the

475
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: plus one feature you can meet a date for a

476
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: wedding coming up, and weddings because they've jumped around so

477
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: much because of COVID and they've been rescheduled and all

478
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff. There's a lot of people that

479
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: have been caught out without a date to go to

480
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: the wedding. So this has apparently been taking off. There's

481
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: been three hundred thousand people that have accepted blind dates

482
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: to weddings on Tinder. Come on, is sensational? What a

483
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 1: great way to meet somebody. Because at a wedding too,

484
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: quite often they're formal, right, so there's a level of

485
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: how is this person going to present when they're asked

486
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: to be at their best?

487
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 5: You could ruin your day at the wedding, though, if

488
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 5: you don't like the person day.

489
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 4: Ruined, no, you just move away from them.

490
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 5: What about the bride the groom getting married? You're paying

491
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 5: extra for someone you don't even know.

492
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: You're paying extra for your friend to have a chance

493
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: at love. Isn't that worth the spend? I'd do that

494
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 1: for you, says, thanks. Turned up to my wedding and

495
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 1: I sat you next to a singleton and he was

496
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: ready to mingle.

497
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 4: No, he wasn't.

498
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 8: He actually had had some life trauma and contemplating mental

499
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 8: health help and I had to talk through it during mains.

500
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 5: You were trying to set the mark.

501
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 8: No, nopened distracted so that he wouldn't hustle whipper throat.

502
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: Let's move on, Sarah and Darlinghurst, welcome to the show,

503
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: says you've been on a blind date.

504
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 9: I've been on the worst blind date you could ever

505
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 9: ever dream.

506
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: What happened?

507
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 9: So we turn up and he clearly hasn't washed for

508
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 9: the last ten years, and he's stunk. So it was repulsed.

509
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 9: And I could tell that the waitress was also on

510
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 9: the same page. And he spent the entire night with

511
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 9: a tooth pick picking up from his teeth.

512
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: Wasn't benj you madden?

513
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 9: Was it it.

514
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 5: Mad?

515
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: He always has the toothpick in his mouth? Was I'm

516
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: not the first one to confuse those two, says, So

517
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 1: the date didn't go any further. Obviously, that was it.

518
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 9: There was absolutely and I have never been on a

519
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 9: blind date again. Needless to say, how did you end it? Oh, look,

520
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 9: I was polite. I stayed for dinner, but I was

521
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 9: honestly so repulsed. When we left. He goes, let's do

522
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 9: this again, and I was like, oh, buddy, I'm just

523
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 9: not interested that. I honestly I couldn't lie.

524
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: So you said it on the spot. I went on

525
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: a blind date one time and a friend had set

526
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: us up and she'd been married for ten years, and

527
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: then she walked in on her husband with another man,

528
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: so that kind of separated them. But at the end

529
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: of it, and she was a lovely girl and it

530
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: had gone well. The date had been a lot of fun,

531
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: and at the end she said, I will do this again. Yeah,

532
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: been fun, And I went, yeah, been fun. And my

533
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: being fun without answering will do it again? I thought

534
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: was an enough to say just being fun. There's two

535
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: categories you've thrown out there, two questions molded into one sentence.

536
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: We'll do it again being fun. Yes, you didn't have

537
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: to do it again.

538
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 5: You didn't have time to catch up with her because

539
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 5: you had to go get some felt from spotlight.

540
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: I was at the spotlight. I said, we did an

541
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: ext blandad at spotlight They've got some really good craft

542
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: items there. And then I messaged her afterwards. I didn't

543
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: have the guts on the spot. I just didn't have

544
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 1: the balls to say, Nah, I don't want to do

545
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: this again. I didn't want to break her heart on

546
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: the spot. She would have been shattered, absolutely shattered. I

547
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 1: didn't want to see her heart in pieces on the

548
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: concrete outside the restaurant.

549
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 5: She dodged from a sniper from about five hundred meters away,

550
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 5: then probably would have just taken the head.

551
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: Off she had it. She had to crack at the title,

552
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: she had to crack at the gift.

553
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 4: Did you pay for the meal?

554
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

555
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: She drank a lot, I can't remember. But she also

556
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: she had a business and she wanted to travel to Japan,

557
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: and said, do you want to come to Japan? I

558
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: thought this is moving far too fast for me. Send

559
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: her a message afterwards saying I'm not in the right

560
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: space for this. I didn't say what I really wanted

561
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: to say. Oh, not my type. I didn't want to

562
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: break her heart. While she said at home alonely, probably

563
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: with six cats, sort of molting on her couch as

564
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: a lonely woman, maybe doing some crochet on the weekend

565
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: and drinking solo again, calling old friends from school thirty

566
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: years ago, wondering what they're up to because of recent friends.

567
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: Don't care.

568
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 5: If you go to a dictionary and look up the

569
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 5: word unraveling, you will probably hear this break in there.

570
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: But I'd love to catch up with it.

571
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 5: Now. I look, I understand, you know what. It's only

572
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 5: been the last six months or so, but now I

573
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 5: understand what Harry Styles means to women.

574
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: You're on board.

575
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 5: I love it so okay. There's a couple of things

576
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 5: that have got me over the line. He's cheering at

577
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 5: the moment, and you know some of the moves that

578
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 5: he's doing on stage, the girls eating out of his hand,

579
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 5: and the boys made Anna Winter.

580
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 4: Who would have to be tough at critic in the world.

581
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, fashion wise, I mean she's the barometer, isn't she. Yeah?

582
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 5: I mean she goes to Harry Styles gigs and sits

583
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 5: in the front row with a smile on her face

584
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 5: and she never smarts.

585
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: It's not bad, is it. Harry breaks through all barriers

586
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: such charisma, Oh so smooth. But you know what, it's

587
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: just so cool and relaxed about things you don't ever

588
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: see him flustered. You don't ever see him fuss. You

589
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: don't ever see him over the top. He just does

590
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: his thing. And when he's not doing that, he's just

591
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: Harry Man, do you know what?

592
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 5: And as a bloke, I think what we do the

593
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 5: first thing we do as men, especially when my dad's

594
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 5: and we're getting a bit older and our bodies we're

595
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 5: losing our bodies, Sarah. Not really, we pick things apart

596
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 5: with men that are perfect.

597
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: You know what I've always said on the show, I

598
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: hate young achievers. Guilty, can't stand it. I hate young

599
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: achievers and racism, just the two. That's it. And I

600
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: just when I see someone like Harry Styles, it was

601
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: just given to him, like he's a gift, isn't he?

602
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: Do you know that?

603
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 5: This is okay? So I can't pick anything bad with

604
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 5: Harry And the reason why I'm talking about this is

605
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 5: because it just gets even better for the bloke. There's

606
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 5: got to be deficiency somewhere for sure, But Harry Styles

607
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 5: has just been cast. Right. There's a new Marvel movie

608
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 5: coming out called Eternals, right, Angelina Jolie's in it, There's

609
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 5: some big names. Samma Hayek's in it, he's just been

610
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 5: cast as the god of love and sex.

611
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just fallen into Yeah, share it

612
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: around it like too.

613
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 5: Much, Sarah, it's so much. There's got to be deficiencies.

614
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, But is there?

615
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 4: He's just beautiful?

616
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: Is there any chance he's an absolute failure in the sack?

617
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 10: No?

618
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 8: Because Jason Today's wife, who's smoking hot as well, left

619
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 8: him for Harry Stars.

620
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean to And you don't.

621
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 8: Leave Ted Lasso for Harry Starles unless Harry Stars.

622
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 4: Is that good?

623
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: Okay?

624
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 5: I've done some research and I'm sorry. I'm going to

625
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 5: probably let a lot of young ladies.

626
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: Down here a favor and break him in half. Mate.

627
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 5: I have done a lot of research on Harry Number one.

628
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 5: He doesn't like reading.

629
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so he wants to limit his vocab. Interesting loser,

630
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: So there's so many good books out there.

631
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 5: He suffers badly from hay fever.

632
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: See you in spring. Harry's a sneezing mess.

633
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 5: You know, he's got four nipples that is not true

634
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 5: to the normal pair. He has two tiny ones further

635
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 5: down his chest.

636
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Sarah, be right free. You know what. I saw a

637
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: girl or TikTok the other day the quad nip mate.

638
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: I saw a girl on TikTok the other day. She

639
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: had a spare nipple under her arm and was like

640
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: squeezing puss from it.

641
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: Well, then it's not a nipple, it's a pimple.

642
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: No, no, it was a nipple. And they were saying,

643
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: it's quite common to have an in other parts of

644
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: the body.

645
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 5: If you have a look at this one, so that

646
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 5: that is a is it?

647
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: Please don't argue my nipple facts.

648
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 5: Harry openly admits he's a bit clumsy.

649
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: In fact, that's what I mean.

650
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 5: He's dropped his sunglasses into the toilet twice.

651
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: Loser, criminal, what a loser?

652
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 5: And this is the big one. Harry wants paid this.

653
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 5: There's a website saying the things that are wrong with him.

654
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 5: He once paid Nile thirty dollars to make him a sandwich.

655
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 5: Nile took the money, made the sandwich, then aided himself

656
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 5: paid him thirty didn't get the sandwich financially.

657
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: Is a club?

658
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 5: I mean, how bad? What have you felt after that?

659
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 4: Something wrong with Nile then, isn't it?

660
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: Not?

661
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 4: Harry?

662
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: True, Harry, you're a loser, mate.

663
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 4: But you're going to the doctor to ask for two

664
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 4: more nipples later, aren't.

665
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: You I am?

666
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 5: Now, I want to know when you auditioned for the

667
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 5: role of the God of Love and Sex, you have

668
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 5: to prove it in your when you're waiting in the

669
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 5: line or you're waiting to get in there, you're looking

670
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 5: at your lines and ready to go. You know, I've

671
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 5: just done a workout, haven't eaten anything. To Dame Rig's

672
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 5: looking good and Harry Styles walks out, you'd be like, oh.

673
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: Yep, I am No. Harry doesn't have a muscle built

674
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: body though, does.

675
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 4: He have his cut?

676
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 8: Like it's not junkie but his tone because he walks

677
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 8: around on stage without a shirt.

678
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: But if you took him and you would say, compared

679
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: to another someone who I think could play the God

680
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: of Love and sex, Justin Bieber, who do you think

681
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: has a better rig?

682
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 5: There is that funny though, isn't it bunny that people

683
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 5: still look at Justin Bieber as the young boy? But

684
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 5: Harry was the young boy in one direction and now

685
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 5: he's become a man.

686
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't think after those nude photos came out of

687
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber anybody looks him looks at him as a

688
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: young boy. My god, you see that those nudes on holiday.

689
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: He was on holiday with a girl and he was

690
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: papped with no pants on. He's not a young.

691
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 4: Boy your Google history. He's looking so wrong.

692
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: They came out, they were everywhere.

693
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 5: No mate, they were sorry.

694
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 4: I was on the show and I've never seen the.

695
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: Is nodding like everybody has seen them. And why is

696
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: she holding both hands up like that? Oh goals seteen

697
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: twenty four ten. I'd love to know if this has

698
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: ever happened to you, and I certainly haven't experienced it before.

699
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: I didn't see it coming either, and I'm hoping that

700
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: it was an innocent mistake. I got to send some

701
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: some after shave. I'm not going to name the brand

702
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: of the after shave, because no, it wasn't because I

703
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: think it was a combination of the after shave, but

704
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: also myself. Some things just don't go well together. And anyway,

705
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: with howers and showers, yep, half to shove, half the shave, healthy, rude,

706
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: all those sorts of nice things. I'm not interested anyway,

707
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: since have looked up the after shave, get your head

708
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: around this. Four hundred and fifty dollars a bottle, Great question, mate.

709
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 5: So what is perfume sare what are the els these days?

710
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 4: What are you paying fishing elswo?

711
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,719
Speaker 5: Hundred fifty dollars? Is the next level up?

712
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: Yes, for a bottle of poison? Why Lisa sprayed on

713
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: my neck and said, let's see how this goes. Next thing,

714
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, started to get a headache. I said, honey,

715
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: this stuff's really strong. Can you smell that? This is

716
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: really really strong? I thought, Oh my god, she's been

717
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: trying to spoke my drinks. She's trying to knock me

718
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: out of the family. She's going to take everything. Oh

719
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: my god. I thought we were in a happy place.

720
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: Then it turned into my nose is running for some reason.

721
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: All right, dinner's ready. I didn't think I can eat dinner.

722
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to go and have to have

723
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: a lie down. And I thought I'm losing my mind.

724
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: I was trying to rub this stuff off my neck.

725
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: I said, honey, gonna get the gurney. Shoot straight, your bastard.

726
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: I need to clear this from my body. This is

727
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: horrible or a dialar dog wash van pulls up in

728
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: the driveway and I hop in the back of the

729
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: guy and he soaps me up.

730
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 5: Remember that guy falls who wouldn't leave the house in

731
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 5: the Simpsons, and they had.

732
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 8: To wash him with the squirt myself with a roper

733
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 8: it with a clap on a stick.

734
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never seen it. I haven't seen it,

735
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it's very, very similar. Then I get

736
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: into bed struggling, thinking, oh my god, is this sort

737
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 1: of COVID in a bottle? I've been hit here over

738
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: the back of the head. It's Tuesday night, and I

739
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting this. You know, am I tired? Maybe it's

740
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: something else. So I jumped online and I gurgled fragrances

741
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: making you ill. Here's the article Men's Health. While strong

742
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: perfumes can make you physically ill, it's quite a thing

743
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: because you're spraying so called chemicals if you want, onto

744
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: your body. They did a survey of over a thousand Aussies.

745
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: One third it's a big number, guys, big number out

746
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: of a thousand experienced the same sort of effects and

747
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: side effects of a small spray one squirt.

748
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 5: I think you're just allergic to something, mate, that's all

749
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 5: it is.

750
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 4: I remember the.

751
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 8: Person who worked here who used to douse themselves off

752
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 8: in perfume before they'd get in the lift like that

753
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 8: would make if I got in the lift after them,

754
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 8: you feel physically unwell.

755
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 5: She left, now, yes, that was that one public transport.

756
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 5: If you lump yourself someone who has himself in after shave,

757
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 5: it is horrible.

758
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: It's twenty few have experienced this. There was a woman

759
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: also when we used to work elsewhere, Tommy, and she

760
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: had this perfume on which was kind of like, oh,

761
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: it was like a rotting timber.

762
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 7: You said she smelt like death.

763
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember being at a wedding right and this

764
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: poor priest doing the ceremony had like a face cancer.

765
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: It was rotting skin on his face, the poor guy.

766
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: But the stench was extraordinary. And the next thing you know,

767
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: I turn up to work on Monday. It's not the

768
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: after smell of the priest and the rotting face, it's

769
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: the girl at work had the same scent she chosen

770
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: to put on her face.

771
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 5: How do you put most two together?

772
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 4: You are such a tolerant.

773
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: It smelled like death.

774
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 4: Spot who was dying?

775
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: You should have smelled him? Can I also tried to

776
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: kill me the other thing as well.

777
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever had an allergy for a small

778
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 5: amount of time in your life.

779
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: That happens, doesn't it?

780
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 5: It does. I've had it.

781
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 4: I had it with I thought you meant like a

782
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 4: six till nine sort of.

783
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 5: I just break out into a huge rash. No, it's toothpaste.

784
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 5: For about six months, what happened? I couldn't brush my

785
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 5: teeth with a certain toothpaste. There was an ingredient in

786
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 5: there that would make my throat swell up and I

787
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 5: struggled to breathe. And then it went away. Licorice. For

788
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 5: five years, I couldn't eat licorice. What's the main ingredient?

789
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: Aniseed?

790
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 5: Aniseed? I was allergic to aniseed and then it went away.

791
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 5: How does that happen?

792
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: Is that bizarre?

793
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 8: That's what they're saying now about letting your kids have

794
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 8: peanut butter and those sorts of things, because you adapt

795
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 8: to it.

796
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 4: And that's how you.

797
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 8: Like one of my kids an egg that was poached

798
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 8: and it wasn't cooked all the way through, and he

799
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 8: had a reaction. He's only two and a half and

800
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 8: he's already fine with eggs feed into him.

801
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you always been? Have you always been allergic

802
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: to latex?

803
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 5: Latex? Was I chucked on that Batman.

804
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: Mask for this show, face turned into yeah, it blew

805
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: up your eyes nearly shut over.

806
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 5: I had a few doobies before that. But it was

807
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 5: great viewing because there was a moment going, what am

808
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 5: I doing in a Batman outfit? I need to relax?

809
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah.

810
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 5: My head blew ups, come and go amazing, life's amazing?

811
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: And hello, hey, how are you doing? Is it charred? Jacques?

812
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: You were accidentally poisoned?

813
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 14: Oh man, My wife ordered sugar and in the sugar bag,

814
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 14: instead of sugar, they put in castic soda, which resulted

815
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 14: in third degree burns to my tongue and mouth.

816
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 5: So when did you as soon as you were putting

817
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 5: it into your mouth, did you feel it? Or wasn't

818
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 5: it until it was going down the back of your throat? Jacques?

819
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 14: As soon as it reached my tongue, my tongue was

820
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 14: on fire. And of course the first thing you do

821
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 14: is you put water in your mouth, and that just

822
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 14: made it work.

823
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 5: What is the what is the method? When did you

824
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 5: find out afterwards with something like that that's starting to burn? Shaka?

825
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 5: What are you supposed to do?

826
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

827
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 14: Well, the first thing I should have done was put

828
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 14: a milk in my mouth, but instead I put water

829
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 14: and that just made the caustics so the more fluid,

830
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 14: and that burned the rest of the mouth.

831
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so.

832
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: The Jacques infected mouth got a laugh from Jaques.

833
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 5: So we don't usually we don't usually buy the old

834
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 5: tea bone steak, but Matt Morne sent one to us

835
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 5: the other day for Successions back.

836
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful tea bone, great show.

837
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 5: And Matt Morane was saying, well, if you're going to

838
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 5: watch the first episode of the latest series, he's a

839
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 5: little bit of a dinner for you guys. And he

840
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 5: sent it out to us and it was the beautiful

841
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 5: Moranne lamb on No, sorry, it was the t bone

842
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 5: stay yep right. It was beef off his family's for

843
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 5: harm and it was beautiful. So I cooked that up

844
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 5: for the kids the other night and we ate that,

845
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 5: and then at the end of the night, I thought, oh,

846
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 5: this would be funny. The dog's hanging around, he's so excited.

847
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 5: Why don't I pick up the bone, put it up

848
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 5: on Instagram stories and I sit it out the back

849
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 5: and you could see him waterlof and he was a

850
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 5: very happy little dog. I was just about to go

851
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 5: to bed, Sarah, and this is the dog annihilated, not

852
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 5: just the meat that was left on the bone, but

853
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 5: the whole bone. So I'm about to go to bed

854
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 5: and I check saw the comments and people are going crazy.

855
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 5: You can't feed dogs cooked bones. I didn't know.

856
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: That neither it don't.

857
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have known that to think about.

858
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: It, Yeah, I get it, but if you to consider

859
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: at the time, no, I wouldn't have thought about it.

860
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 5: So then everyone's going, mate, there's shards in it. It's

861
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 5: sharp their body. Their stomach can't break it down, the

862
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 5: acid can't break it down, you know what. And then

863
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 5: it goes through their intest irons and just rips everything apart.

864
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 5: So I go to bed freaking out last night looking

865
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 5: at the dog. Now he usually sleeps just outside our bedroom.

866
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 5: He wouldn't go out to his matt last night's there

867
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 5: he kept coming back into ours, and I'm having an

868
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 5: upset sleep, going what's going on with the dog? Here is?

869
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 5: And then BJ this morning texts me and goes, the

870
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 5: dog's vomiting. God, so we've gone taken him to the vet.

871
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 5: He's okay. So we've been told he's okay because he's

872
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 5: young and he's healthy, and he looks all right, he's fine.

873
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: And the body just breaks down the bone and I've had.

874
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 5: To check I've got to check poos all day. I've

875
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 5: got to go through door guy. So I've nearly killed

876
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 5: the dog.

877
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: Why do you have to check foot to make sure

878
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: it's coming out.

879
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 8: You're not going to reconstruct the whole bone to make

880
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 8: sure it's all out anyway.

881
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 5: But it's the intestinees here. I think it can do

882
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 5: quite a bit of damage.

883
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 4: Organ comes out.

884
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you want to see if there's blood in

885
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: the stool? There, Ryan, a big day for you, big day.

886
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Speaker 5: Really looking forward to that one. Through the turd checking

887
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 5: the pitch with a key like Greg used to do.

888
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: He is a bit got some. I mean at the

889
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: old say Nick Knack, Patty Wake, give a dog a

890
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: bone uncooked. I mean that's how it should have been said,

891
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: because I only learn up to a year ago, you

892
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: don't give a dog chocolate. I had no idea about there,

893
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: but I wasn't really dogs eat anything. And that's where

894
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: Fitzi's mindset was, and that's what I would have thought too.

895
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: You just just go for it.

896
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 5: You've got to be so careful with this stuff, I

897
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 5: mean has it? I mean not everyone knows this. When

898
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 5: you get a pet, has it gone the other way?

899
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 5: And unfortunately you've lost a pet. Lily and Paddington. What

900
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 5: happened to your chickens, lil Oh.

901
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 9: My goodness.

902
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 15: Well, we used to have laying hens, and so they

903
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 15: were kind of getting old.

904
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 9: We've got new chickens.

905
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 15: And when they're a couple of days old, they have

906
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 15: to live under a heat lamp, and they live in

907
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 15: our bathroom. And so I went downstairs. Well, Mom and

908
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 15: Dad were like upstairs.

909
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 9: And I gave them.

910
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 15: All a bath, and I tucked them into bed and

911
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 15: I turned up light and they went upstairs. Yeah, And

912
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 15: so we came down in the morning and the whole

913
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 15: twenty four of them were just dead because they're froz

914
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 15: frozen to death.

915
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: Hence the power of the heat lamp. Twenty four of them.

916
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 5: Twenty four Yeah, mess grave in the back of Lily's backyard.

917
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 4: In fact, that's really sad, the fact that.

918
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: You wet them too, going into a cold night. So

919
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: it was a bit more instant. I suppose lit your

920
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,439
Speaker 1: mass murdering session.

921
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 5: Emma in Lindfield. What did you do to your friend's

922
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 5: pet little em I was.

923
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 16: I would have been about, oh, look eight or nine

924
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 16: at the time, and we were at a friend's leaving party.

925
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 16: She was going to move overseas, and so here we are.

926
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Speaker 16: On was about ten to twelve, you know, eight or

927
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 16: nine year old going crazy and I was were just

928
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 16: in a living room having a great time, dancing around,

929
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 16: and I stepped back and I hear a crunch.

930
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 9: Oh what was that?

931
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 16: Turn around? I stood on her pet budge and I

932
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 16: am just oh, mortified, check around, No one's seen amazing.

933
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 3: What do I do?

934
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 16: Quickly shove that one under the couch.

935
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 9: About ten minutes.

936
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Speaker 16: Later, the mom comes out in tears. She's holding this

937
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 16: budgy in the count not looking good, and I go, oh, yep,

938
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 16: oh that budge is gone. And I never told her.

939
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: Well, isn't that amazing? Is amazing? You just crushed it?

940
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,919
Speaker 1: Did you kick it under the cau did you crush

941
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: its head?

942
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:30,479
Speaker 3: Look?

943
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 16: I think at the time it wasn't looking good, not

944
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 16: looking good. I thought, hey would be okay.

945
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 10: Here.

946
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 16: We definitely were not all right.

947
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: When you're doing the nutbush and your land on a budget,

948
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 1: it's no hope.

949
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 5: I okay. Is it fair to say would we all

950
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 5: do the same, Yeah, I.

951
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you want to put it in the bin.

952
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 5: If you've crunched the budgy, do you then pick it

953
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 5: up and go, oh my god, I look what I've done.

954
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I would have flicked it under the cauch, smuggle

955
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 1: that budgy out of the house.

956
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 8: Speak of the owner then goes, why would my budgy

957
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 8: start crawling under couches? After all these they can't crawl anyway,

958
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 8: So how did the budget get under there?

959
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: Some top of number five?

960
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 5: Sometimes birds can black out as well, and then all

961
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,919
Speaker 5: of a sudden they're up. They're off again.

962
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: You know what?

963
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 5: You let her have a bit of a rest. No, no,

964
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 5: no light in its eyes under the couch, and then

965
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 5: it's back on again. Obviously that didn't have none.

966
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 4: And its heads inverted.

967
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 5: Thanks Sam, Good call Catherine and King's Langley. What did

968
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 5: your mum do to the pit?

969
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh? Okay, So I was seven and I

970
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 12: came home from school this one day and my goldfish

971
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 12: was missing. It was this nice, big black goldfish with

972
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 12: his big black eyes.

973
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 9: And anyway, I.

974
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 12: Said to my mum where bug eyes? I don't know

975
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 12: what he's talking about. And I'm like, no, where bug eyes?

976
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 12: It boiled my goldfish?

977
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 5: Oh how did you boil it?

978
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

979
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 12: So she went to clean out the tank and when

980
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 12: she refilled the water, instead of refilling it with cold water,

981
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 12: she refilled it with.

982
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: Hot water and then threw the fish back in.

983
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, and then threw the fish back in and old bug.

984
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: Eyes got cooked bugyes and old bug eye.

985
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 5: Oh see. You know this is the interesting conversation we

986
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 5: had here when you throw it out there? Oh no,

987
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 5: it's my wife on the line.

988
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 11: Is she good morning?

989
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 5: How is the dog going?

990
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 15: He's going good.

991
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 11: He's back at it, back on his balls, you know.

992
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but did you realize did you know that you

993
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: shouldn't give a dog a cooked bone?

994
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 11: No? Well I thought it was like chicken, smaller bones,

995
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 11: but apparently they have air sockets in their bones to

996
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 11: make him lighter. It's the big beefie bones like are

997
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 11: aat right?

998
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: So if you cooked like a big thigh, you'd be

999
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: right to go.

1000
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 11: Well, I well, just no cookbones because it shatters and.

1001
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 9: There, so you just.

1002
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 5: Text me before he has vomited that and there was

1003
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 5: a couple of shards in there, isn't it was?

1004
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 11: I had to yeah, yeah, and that that's what freaked

1005
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 11: me out. And he was a bit bit bit sorry

1006
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 11: for himself. So we rushed into the vet. But I

1007
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 11: was actually ringing up because I thought it was I

1008
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 11: only just realized segment. I'm rung up the wrong segment.

1009
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 11: But you don't have to realize that. You didn't have

1010
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 11: to go through the dog poo. You just had to

1011
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 11: make sure you had a poop.

1012
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

1013
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 5: So I was going through that this morning.

1014
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 7: You had to see through, mate.

1015
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 5: That was a quarter to five this morning in the dark,

1016
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 5: sitting through dog purpse.

1017
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: Wondering why you came in with a brown finger was

1018
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: just extraordinary.

1019
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 5: I only just realized with the show is a nov podcast.

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