Speaker 1: Coming up next week, Coming up next guys. Something's been
Speaker 1: a bit off in here this week. Oh God, like
Speaker 1: very one of us very off. Something is going on
Speaker 1: and there is an investigation happening.
Speaker 2: Have a little sit for me. I need you to.
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste right, Okay, someone's your coffee, alright, one's
Speaker 1: only people.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with it?
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's been an issue with our coffee. Have
Speaker 1: you been And I've got to the bottom of it.
Speaker 2: Have you been microdosing? Are you spiking our drinks?
Speaker 1: Nobody? No, But I found out what's happened because there's
Speaker 1: been a real carry on. It's been a real carry on.
Speaker 2: This I want to put myself this morning. I feel violent.
Speaker 1: Something's happened.
Speaker 3: Is over one hundred. You're on the air with Jason
Speaker 3: Lauren could be for the final time. Clints here as well.
Speaker 3: We're doing it thanks to shell Ready Express, the one
Speaker 3: place I will now be going to get my coffee.
Speaker 2: All I wanted was it.
Speaker 1: So there's been a carry on in here, right because
Speaker 1: one thing we love, it's a rare luxury at four
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, is your morning coffee? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and our daily coffee. And I've been having long blacks
Speaker 1: because I've gone off milk and I've gone off arm
Speaker 1: and milk. I've just been straight on the long blacks
Speaker 1: for the month.
Speaker 3: Shout out to George, Miss Alex and co Oh we're
Speaker 3: doing shoutouts well.
Speaker 2: Just he's open from four point thirty. Shout out of
Speaker 2: my own Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the paper shop Deli cross any way, you two
Speaker 1: have been carrying on like pork chops this week. Here's
Speaker 1: some audio and carry on from you today.
Speaker 2: Have a listen.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, at approximately seven eighteen am, Clint noticed and abnormality
Speaker 4: with his coffee.
Speaker 1: This is the story.
Speaker 2: I have a little sit for me. I need you
Speaker 2: to It doesn't taste right. It tastes weird.
Speaker 1: I think almonds are.
Speaker 4: Then that's just normal milk.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: Tastes like Fecesayson was your coffee?
Speaker 4: Alright?
Speaker 2: One's only pick what's wrong with it? That's what's it?
Speaker 2: That's much better? Whose much better? Did you go back.
Speaker 1: Down because he was complaining about his coffee.
Speaker 2: It just tastes funky, It smells weird.
Speaker 4: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: It's not on? Is it? It's very milky? Something? I
Speaker 2: think they forgot the coffee.
Speaker 1: At seven twenty one, Clinton and Jase were given replacement coffees.
Speaker 1: That's much better, guys, much better.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 2: Not good, my foot. Do you need to go back
Speaker 2: and tell him?
Speaker 4: I want to like the person. I love the first one.
Speaker 2: The first one's empties is good. This is horrible.
Speaker 1: But carry on, so.
Speaker 3: Pulling out Clint and I didn't say you need to
Speaker 3: march down there and get us new coffee.
Speaker 2: I mean we were happy to drink them.
Speaker 1: No, no, no no. And that was just recording from
Speaker 1: one day. But all week you've been carrying on weird.
Speaker 1: What do you think has been happening? Because I've worked
Speaker 1: who starting with me, I've been sort of switching milks
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 2: It's not camel milk, is it. Remember we're giving you
Speaker 2: about how many camels you even milk the cat?
Speaker 1: So the other day on the show, we were talking
Speaker 1: about this, A little camel milk big for people who
Speaker 1: are allergic to dairy.
Speaker 2: How long to take you to milk the camel?
Speaker 1: It was quite an experience. Camel milk ice crime. Try
Speaker 1: it for yourself. I'm not sure where you get it?
Speaker 2: You crazy woman? What are you doing you're sick in
Speaker 2: the head. You are sick in the head.
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: You did, You're you milk the camel. You're the one.
Speaker 2: How do you find time to milk the camel?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't milk the more than put it in.
Speaker 2: Your fresh camel camel in the car part ready to go.
Speaker 1: So how have you been enjoying your camel milk lattes
Speaker 1: all the way?
Speaker 2: Much? I knew there was a different animal in my mouth, Yes.
Speaker 1: Producers, so many different types of milk mouthy.
Speaker 4: So your first piccolo yesterday was delicious and you really
Speaker 4: didn't like the second one. Well, the first one was milk.
Speaker 1: I'm a camel boy, and a few days ago you
Speaker 1: had a camel milk and you didn't say anything. Both
Speaker 1: of you both drunk it. And then by day two
Speaker 1: you were like hanging.
Speaker 2: Can't put it's twenty twenty five cap and putting things in.
Speaker 1: People before I didn't. Did you ever see me go
Speaker 1: and get the coffees? I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: You're the mastermind, So what about what about me? Was
Speaker 2: I enjoying the camel milk? And you'll take anything, Clinta.
Speaker 4: You kind of weren't sure of it at first, and
Speaker 4: then you changed from almond milk to normal milk, but
Speaker 4: it still didn't seem right.
Speaker 1: So do you think we should get a pet camel?
Speaker 1: You can't do that's It wasn't me. That's I didn't
Speaker 1: know until you guys started carrying.
Speaker 2: That's micro and not the fun. What else do they do?
Speaker 2: What do the camels?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do it, and you can do ice cream.
Speaker 1: Job to get you some camel, I might deliver. I
Speaker 1: might call them a siner and see if they can
Speaker 1: put it in your nightly treat. So you guys are
Speaker 1: not keen on camel milk. People love it. I haven't
Speaker 1: been milking the camel myself, but I did milk a
Speaker 1: camel on Weekend Today Show once, which is where we
Speaker 1: found out you could get camel milk. I don't know
Speaker 1: where they got it. Where did you guys get the
Speaker 1: camel milk?
Speaker 4: Health food shop?
Speaker 1: It's very good, and I blamed the good people at
Speaker 1: the cafe you did. You were very quick to point
Speaker 1: the finger at that.
Speaker 2: I apologize.
Speaker 1: It was gen z camel. Guys, do you have anything
Speaker 1: to say to the boys.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. You know what this is war.
Speaker 2: It's game on.
Speaker 1: You take it out on gen Z, not me.
Speaker 2: I don't realize yesterday the doctor because I had the trots.
Speaker 1: That was long before you had the camel.
Speaker 2: Mister Stantaway, we'll get your results back. You have a
Speaker 2: camel in your life. Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling
Speaker 2: good following them on the socials.