Speaker 1: We got get every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: We reached breaking point in the audio household yesterday. So
Speaker 2: because it was so damn hot, we were all having
Speaker 2: a swim. But do you think that they could get along?
Speaker 2: The cousins were over, so there were fights over the
Speaker 2: inflatable thing. Some cousins weren't letting other cousins on there, so.
Speaker 3: They said, so your kids fight with the cousins as well.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are you doing that's that's their favorite pastar.
Speaker 2: So anyway, so much fighting going on that. At various points,
Speaker 2: each of my children spent some time on the naughty
Speaker 2: step in the pool, so down the shallow and there's
Speaker 2: just a little steps. I was like, right, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't be bothered saying get out of the pool because
Speaker 2: it was too hot on the outside. So it was like,
Speaker 2: get down the naughty step in the pool. So each
Speaker 2: of them had a turn and then they're arking up,
Speaker 2: going oh yeah, but she didn't have to go on
Speaker 2: the naughty step, and she punched me in the head,
Speaker 2: and really, shut up and go back to school.
Speaker 3: It's not fair, it's not fish.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have to do it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your kid's the worst. I'll just kid,
Speaker 3: I'm just joking. I say that because I love your kids.
Speaker 2: Oh, they give you a bit of feedback. They give
Speaker 2: you some honest feedback on the phone.
Speaker 3: They're extremely honest. It's quite confronting.
Speaker 2: So okay, parents are frustrated. We get it. We're happy
Speaker 2: to send our kids back to school today. But there
Speaker 2: are a lot of kids out there going who are
Speaker 2: equally annoyed with their parents. We want to give them
Speaker 2: the opportunity to give us a call on thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 3: Dead some pastes, the big weds you have for grapes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and tell us exactly why you want to go
Speaker 2: back to school? Why do you want to see the
Speaker 2: back of mum and dad?
Speaker 3: Love this? Can we go to Virginia to kick things off?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Is this?
Speaker 3: Eli?
Speaker 5: Is Eli?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 6: Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2: Are you back to school today or tomorrow? Today? Today?
Speaker 2: All right? Okay? Why are you happy to see the
Speaker 2: back of mum and dad?
Speaker 5: Because mom dad is in the pain of the bum
Speaker 5: that I want to go back to school.
Speaker 2: The pain of.
Speaker 3: The bum, bum a pain of the bum. Eli. Why
Speaker 3: they're so.
Speaker 6: Annoying because they always annoying me when I'm worry Ye
Speaker 6: do they get mad at you about screen time on
Speaker 6: your iPad?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I love your life, said yeah, before I
Speaker 2: even finish.
Speaker 3: Hey, Ali, we're going to send you off to the
Speaker 3: Big Weggie just for Dommy, you, Mum and dad. That's fine,
Speaker 3: we like that. Let's go to Warridale. Is this Minni?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Hio Minnie Minnie? Are you back to school today or tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Today?
Speaker 2: Today? Okay?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Why? Why are you happy to leave the house today?
Speaker 5: Could I get to go back to school and see
Speaker 5: my friends?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yes? Would you want to give them a shout out?
Speaker 2: Who are your friends?
Speaker 5: Chloe, Abby, Lara and Ella? Who all go to my schools?
Speaker 3: The nice, solid list of friends, solid friendship group there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's the first thing are you going to do when
Speaker 2: you see your friends? What game do you like to
Speaker 2: play at recess?
Speaker 5: We usually just talk in the morning and then a
Speaker 5: recess for you're so taught?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he meaning what do you talk about?
Speaker 5: I don't really know. It's all going to change because
Speaker 5: over the holidays they've been able to talk and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: Communication is the key.
Speaker 2: It is the key, isn't it? And doesn't that sum
Speaker 2: up women too? We just need to talk, need to
Speaker 2: talk through recess, through lunch after school potentially.
Speaker 3: What about dun'no what you talk about? Don't know? What
Speaker 3: will you talk about? Don't know? That's good, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Congratulations the minie. You're going off to the big wedg
Speaker 3: as well. Kids? Why are you looking forward to going
Speaker 3: back to school? And what is it about your parents?
Speaker 3: It annoys you so much?
Speaker 2: Here's your platform events. Let's go kids. I'm just quite
Speaker 2: excited because my eleven year old is starting high school
Speaker 2: this morning and I just got sent a photo through there.
Speaker 3: She is.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she looks so grown up, doesn't she.
Speaker 3: She looks a little bit scared, a little bit anxious.
Speaker 2: Oh she'll be okay, but she did. She had one
Speaker 2: request as she entered into her high school year, because
Speaker 2: she's quite fair. She's like me. She's a natural blonde,
Speaker 2: and she's got really light eyebrows, and she asked if
Speaker 2: she could get them tinted. She's like, you cannot send
Speaker 2: me to high school without eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What's her name? Summer summer? No brow summer, they'll
Speaker 3: call her, yeah, brow free summer.
Speaker 2: That is wrong with you?
Speaker 9: Brow?
Speaker 3: This summer?
Speaker 2: Oh wow?
Speaker 3: Because You've got to be careful of these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about tinting a thirteen year old's eyebrows.
Speaker 2: As well, eleven, and I said, that's why I said, no, mate, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you lost the brow lottery.
Speaker 3: That's a lot, isn't it? Thirteen and twenty four ten,
Speaker 3: we're putting it back to the kids, putting in their court.
Speaker 3: Why are you looking forward to going back to school?
Speaker 3: So much up for grabs and passes to the big wedgie.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Craigburn Farm. Let's speak to the great
Speaker 3: man himself, and that is Hugo. Good morning to you, mate.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Hugo. Why are you looking forward
Speaker 2: to going back to school?
Speaker 7: Because I get to pray all the teachers and get
Speaker 7: luve orders that are having disgusting bacon and cheese rolls
Speaker 7: for lunch every day.
Speaker 3: Hey, there's a lot to digest from that.
Speaker 6: You go.
Speaker 3: First of all, what sort of pranks we play?
Speaker 7: So when I was in I think as I put
Speaker 7: fault in the teacher's pettle and she poured her coffee
Speaker 7: and she literally spat it all over.
Speaker 2: Her death, that trouble to end in a suspension here?
Speaker 7: Nope, and then in year one, for April, after the
Speaker 7: middle of the day, I twisted off everybody. You've drink
Speaker 7: bottle lips and everybody just wanted to have a threak.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you go, do you know what? Do
Speaker 3: you know what? Don't listen to your teachers the things
Speaker 3: that you're doing right now. You have the brightest future
Speaker 3: of a youngster I've ever heard, because you've got an
Speaker 3: epic personnelity.
Speaker 2: Oh you go, well done. We're going to send you
Speaker 2: along to the Big Wedgie. Look who's given us a call?
Speaker 3: Is that our boy? Gussie?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Gussie, Gussie. Hi, what's happening today? Gussie? Then what's happening today?
Speaker 6: It's my first day of middle school.
Speaker 3: This is big, Gussie. This is a big, big day
Speaker 3: for you. You nervous?
Speaker 2: Not really, Gussie. Have you got many of your mates
Speaker 2: going from primary school to high school?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, basically, my friend?
Speaker 3: Okay, A right that works?
Speaker 2: That works makes it easier, doesn't it when there's a
Speaker 2: whole cohort.
Speaker 3: I went off to high school completely not knowing anyone,
Speaker 3: and I went from a school with sixteen kids to
Speaker 3: a school with three hundred people in my class. Oh
Speaker 3: my goodness, Sydney. It was quite the step up.
Speaker 2: So you were the big fish because you were the
Speaker 2: school captain in two years running, weren't you? Because it
Speaker 2: was no one there were no other contenders.
Speaker 3: That is true two years run. It's never been by Also,
Speaker 3: I don't worry about how to speak the girls. I
Speaker 3: didn't know how to speak the humans. It's had a
Speaker 3: very nice holiday. Went down south for a couple of
Speaker 3: days as well, for goodness. Yeah, I went down to
Speaker 3: Encounter Bay and did everything that you do down there,
Speaker 3: and it's such a beautiful part of the world.
Speaker 2: Did you do everything? Did you go on the cockle.
Speaker 3: Train, went on the cockle trunk, went on the cockle tray. Wow,
Speaker 3: Brendon Raglas was driving it now, he's a massive enthusiast.
Speaker 3: That's actually my first time that I've been on there.
Speaker 3: It played Minigolf from Victor Harbor as well.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean have you even lived if you
Speaker 2: haven't played Minigirl for Victor Harbor. Do you go into
Speaker 2: that little amusement arcade there?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, we've done that as well. I went
Speaker 3: to the Crown, got home at four am, got in
Speaker 3: the fire. Nah, I didn't do that. Good old day.
Speaker 3: There was a confronting conversation that I had with my
Speaker 3: six year old son though that really really sort of
Speaker 3: hit home. So when I think back to my youth,
Speaker 3: my dad was the handiest bloke on the planet. Yes,
Speaker 3: like he could fix everything, I mean physically, mentally, it
Speaker 3: didn't matter. This guy was. It was a type of
Speaker 3: dad and he still is. Tie of day that you go,
Speaker 3: it's okay, Dad will know what to do exactly. Do
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Something goes wrong with the car.
Speaker 3: And makes that makes kids feel really safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately my son Henry doesn't have that, oh his dad,
Speaker 3: because I'm very open about just how unhandy I am.
Speaker 3: And you know that as well. Oh I know, car
Speaker 3: is the handyman. My wife, Yes, which is a very
Speaker 3: very interesting situation.
Speaker 2: There's a flat pack to be assembled, cool.
Speaker 3: Kara in cool car. If there's a light to be changed,
Speaker 3: cool Kara, cool car for absolutely everything.
Speaker 2: If there's a bug to be killed, cool.
Speaker 3: Car, car. She's the man. So I was trying to assemble,
Speaker 3: and this is where it really hurts. I was trying
Speaker 3: to assemble a kind of surprise. Oh, no defense, I know,
Speaker 3: in your defense, make you be tricky.
Speaker 2: You need an engineering degree. For a kind of surprise.
Speaker 2: They are the hardest things to put together, and they're
Speaker 2: so little that they're very fiddly.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought, thank you. Anyway, that turned out
Speaker 3: to be the final straw for my six year old Henry,
Speaker 3: who when I informed him that I wasn't able to
Speaker 3: complete this task, his initial response was, that's okay, Dad,
Speaker 3: you're not good at anything. So I doubled down. I said,
Speaker 3: what what do you mean, mate? Is that you can't
Speaker 3: fix anything? You can't do anything. So I've got I've
Speaker 3: got that son who looks at his old man and
Speaker 3: no doubt he shakes his head and just goes, oh.
Speaker 3: Hides him from the other dads as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely useless. Do you know what he needs to do?
Speaker 2: It's a cool car.
Speaker 3: He needs a car. Car slash Dad.
Speaker 1: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 1: contain all content, graphic language, and nudity, not that you'll
Speaker 1: see it if easily offended, Well you're about to find
Speaker 1: out just how easily your father.
Speaker 3: He's on the money.
Speaker 2: Jody and naught six nothing what you.
Speaker 3: Thought this was done?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, No, they didn't recount the conversation properly. Please,
Speaker 2: I said, I'm happy to do naughty at six four
Speaker 2: once again for twenty twenty five, but we don't have
Speaker 2: to do willies every single day.
Speaker 3: Well, willies seem to be the subject that keeps on
Speaker 3: creeping into my inbox, Yes, would.
Speaker 2: You replied, Well, you're more than welcome to come up
Speaker 2: with some content.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've up that. How about a thousand willies? Let's
Speaker 3: talk about Let's talk about Bonnie Blue, who, of course
Speaker 3: is now very famous. She's what would you call it,
Speaker 3: an only fans queen, She's an icon, she's a freak.
Speaker 2: You might recall that she got expedited out of the
Speaker 2: country and went to Fiji, and then got expedited out
Speaker 2: of Fiji.
Speaker 3: Because not even the frisky Fijeans.
Speaker 2: Because she has this thing where she likes to set
Speaker 2: world records by betting more than one thousand men in
Speaker 2: just twelve hours.
Speaker 3: Yes, and of course, as we all know, I mean
Speaker 3: this is a common knowledge for everybody. But the previous
Speaker 3: record for one sitting in the terms for having a
Speaker 3: bit of a lovely time was nine hundred and nineteen
Speaker 3: by Jenna Sparks. Back in two thousand and four. Now,
Speaker 3: if that's not a promotional opportunity missed by no Over
Speaker 3: nine or nine, and I don't know what he means.
Speaker 3: Since then, Bonnie Blue has upped it, yes to one
Speaker 3: thousand and seventy one. No, I'm just kidding, it's not
Speaker 3: one thousand and seventy one, because that would be very,
Speaker 3: very fun for our friends down the road. One thousand
Speaker 3: and fifty four she did in one sitting. And this
Speaker 3: is the story, Jades, that I absolutely loved all about this.
Speaker 3: A job of security guard who begged for an invite
Speaker 3: to join four than one thousand men having sex with
Speaker 3: Bonnie Blue has given a disturbing insight into the marathon session.
Speaker 3: I mean, what were all these blokes expecting? His name
Speaker 3: is Ali Walker. He hoped to bed the notorious only fanstar.
Speaker 3: Of course. He told how volunteers lined up in their
Speaker 3: box of shorts before taking turns to have sex with
Speaker 3: Bonnie She's twenty five while disguising their faces in bank
Speaker 3: Robert style balaclava's Are you serious? So they weren't making love?
Speaker 3: There wasn't candles and Kenny g music shocking.
Speaker 2: Let's drill down for just a second, is that who
Speaker 2: you make love to?
Speaker 3: Kenny? You don't, he said?
Speaker 2: It was the most more of a boy's to men.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course, I take you there, he said.
Speaker 3: It was the most surreal experience of my life. I
Speaker 3: was just amazed about what was going on. I had
Speaker 3: been told it was one on one sessions, so I
Speaker 3: presumed to go into a room with one at a time.
Speaker 3: But when I got there, it was a free for all.
Speaker 3: They're around thirty or forty guys around her at one time,
Speaker 3: all taking turns. She was surrounded by guys. There were
Speaker 3: so many guys, and I'm quite shy. I've never been
Speaker 3: involved in anything like that, so I ended up not
Speaker 3: getting involved. To pull the pin, could a read one
Speaker 3: thy fifty five?
Speaker 2: This is the absolute kicker to this story, though. Guess
Speaker 2: who he called to come and pick him up. Guess
Speaker 2: who he called to come and pick him up when
Speaker 2: he couldn't perform in his sessions.
Speaker 3: There's only one person, isn't it? Yeah? Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the car ride home? And how does
Speaker 3: Mum start it?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: She just goes So what were you thinking?
Speaker 2: What Mom said? She said, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed, disappointed,
Speaker 2: and he's like, you're moving by.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? She goes, we should have gone
Speaker 3: through with it.
Speaker 8: Now, that's a job.
Speaker 9: That was a joke.
Speaker 3: That's a job, job, terrible job. It's back baby. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that Tuesday morning joke off. Usually do this on a Monday.
Speaker 3: But well, let's just kick things off. Let's kick off
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five in the right note a humor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just mentioning in the break there that
Speaker 2: you've missed the mark in your last couple of jokes.
Speaker 2: So there's a bit of pressure on you. It's almost
Speaker 2: like when Steve Smith had a dry spell there.
Speaker 3: Did he come back? Well he did?
Speaker 2: Did he come back late? A couple of centuries. So
Speaker 2: pressure's on, babe.
Speaker 3: This is my year. It's my turn to be the
Speaker 3: joke person of Steve Smith. There, it's okay, Friday.
Speaker 2: When you say things like that, I know you're under pressure.
Speaker 3: You set me up. I'm feeling the pressure. I'm stranded
Speaker 3: on niney nine hundred ninety nine runs. Made a good
Speaker 3: joke and get me able to lines.
Speaker 2: My fault performs terrible.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go Okay, Well, I'm probably talking to
Speaker 3: a lot of the fellows out there and hands up
Speaker 3: and text if you've been in the situation, it's very,
Speaker 3: very concerning. So the other day after my prostate exam,
Speaker 3: the doctor left and the nurse came in the room,
Speaker 3: and it was at that point, jokes that she whispered
Speaker 3: the five words no man ever wants to hear. Who
Speaker 3: the hell was that guy? And I actually thinking as well,
Speaker 3: I think you can. I think you can. There's alternate
Speaker 3: ways to get your prostate checked. My old school baby, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm old. Yeah, why does this keep happening?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm the problem.
Speaker 3: Sorry, ladies and gentlemen of our producers are going rogue.
Speaker 2: You had your time again. It was a slight over shire.
Speaker 3: It was a little overshare.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't have a prostate.
Speaker 3: That's true, all right?
Speaker 10: Shall I go then, joke and train and do myself?
Speaker 3: Yes, all right.
Speaker 10: There was a man walking his dog alongside the river
Speaker 10: when suddenly he got distracted and the dog wandered off,
Speaker 10: fell into the river and started drowning. Luckily, there was
Speaker 10: a German man on the other side of the river
Speaker 10: and he saw this whole thing happen, and he went,
Speaker 10: oh God, jumped in the river. Swam over, saved him,
Speaker 10: grabbed him soaking where it comes out, brings it back
Speaker 10: to the owner safely, and says he's fighting his fine.
Speaker 10: If you keep him dry, he would be safe. The
Speaker 10: owner says, oh, mate, thank you so much. You're vet
Speaker 10: or something, and the German says, am I that I'm
Speaker 10: absolutely sucking.
Speaker 3: Happens a lot. He's gonna be so careful these days,
Speaker 3: as well as when you're impersonating accents.
Speaker 10: I did say to because I've got an accent, but
Speaker 10: I promise it's a Western one.
Speaker 3: It's all right.
Speaker 2: You can get away with can be accused of being.
Speaker 3: So let's not go in to example.
Speaker 2: Listen, have you heard about the man who goes into
Speaker 2: a bakery and he asks for two bread rolls and
Speaker 2: the shopman picks them up with some tongs puts them
Speaker 2: into a paper bag. The customer then says, can I
Speaker 2: please have two cakes? And the shopman picks them up
Speaker 2: with tongs again and puts them into the bag. And
Speaker 2: the man says, it's so nice to see that you
Speaker 2: don't handle the food, and the shopman says, nothing in
Speaker 2: my shop is handled by the human hand. He then
Speaker 2: noticed a piece of string hanging out of the shopman's trousers,
Speaker 2: and the customer says, what's that piece of string for?
Speaker 2: And the shopman says, well, when I need to take
Speaker 2: a pee, I just pull out the string and then
Speaker 2: it pops out. That's okay, says the man, But how
Speaker 2: do you put it back? And he goes, that's no problem,
Speaker 2: I just use the TODs.
Speaker 9: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know what's in the mood today.
Speaker 2: This here's what you need to know.
Speaker 1: You know what you need to know with Jody and Ady.
Speaker 2: But it was a case of do I need to
Speaker 2: adjust my television set? When I flicked on the news
Speaker 2: the other night, and I could not believe this because
Speaker 2: I've sort of been tried to shut down from most
Speaker 2: Newsy things over the break, and one of the first
Speaker 2: things that I saw when I tried to tune back
Speaker 2: in was a group of neo Nazis marching down North
Speaker 2: Terrace in one of the more disgusting things that I've
Speaker 2: ever witnessed.
Speaker 3: Shocking, It's absolutely horrible, and really, seriously, I call me ignorant.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that this stuff called me shelter. I
Speaker 3: didn't know that this stuff existed in this country.
Speaker 2: I think it's a bit of an underground movement. But
Speaker 2: when you consider they are celebrating Nazis, who you know,
Speaker 2: murdered eleven million people during the Holocaust, it's a pretty
Speaker 2: appalling thing to be supporting. Prime Minister Anthony Albanezi came
Speaker 2: out and he condemned the horrific scenes. But this is
Speaker 2: the interesting thing. They're not even from here. These blokes
Speaker 2: have flown from interstate and congregated in Adelaide. One of them,
Speaker 2: just one of them, was from Brompton. So did you.
Speaker 3: Producers, he lives in Brompton?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well it's not surprising that her neighbor probably
Speaker 2: hadn't entertained fifteen blokes across the weekend.
Speaker 3: That was an interesting partage, Yeah, was it about ours? Party?
Speaker 2: Was not quite the norm, So absolutely disgraceful scenes. They'll
Speaker 2: face court today, the Adelaide Magistrate's Court, so that's going
Speaker 2: to be absolute carnage out in front of there with
Speaker 2: all the reporters and everything today.
Speaker 3: Hopefully, hopefully it is. Hopefully it's absolute mayhem. Hopefully no
Speaker 3: one gets hurt. I'm only talking about the reporters. That
Speaker 3: is also hopefully all of these absolute scumbags are put
Speaker 3: in really really uncomfortable positions and hopefully they're exposed to.
Speaker 2: Uncover your faces. Guys, if you fified something you believe in, passionate,
Speaker 2: if you're so passionate about the cause, show us who
Speaker 2: you are. Why not? Spot on Channel nine actually managed
Speaker 2: to track down one of these guys who was in
Speaker 2: the march.
Speaker 8: And.
Speaker 2: I kind of think left a little bit flabbergasted that
Speaker 2: he conceded, Yes, I am indeed a part of this group.
Speaker 2: Have a listened to Channel McDonald from Channel nine.
Speaker 10: To some of those who joined in today, They did
Speaker 10: not hesitate in telling me their motivations.
Speaker 2: Do you accept that it's a neo Nazi group?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Right, so you've joined a neo Nazi group.
Speaker 3: Bradley, because so first of all outstanding work was Shanna
Speaker 3: mcgonald chentlemen. Yeah, what do you say? What do you say?
Speaker 3: Put yourself in that situation where you meet a neo
Speaker 3: Nazi for the first time and you confirm that they
Speaker 3: are indeed a neo.
Speaker 2: Nazis shamedly, what's what's the Where do we go now?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: What happens next?
Speaker 3: Can we part ways?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: Forever?
Speaker 2: Anyway, there'll be sixteen of them in the magistrate's court today,
Speaker 2: so that will be very interesting. Let's talk about something
Speaker 2: much lighter, please.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, all right, how about Super Bowl? How about
Speaker 3: Tats Swift, because that's what comes with the Super Bowl
Speaker 3: these days, because the Kansas City Chiefs are through beating
Speaker 3: the Bills by what three points? They've played the Eagles
Speaker 3: in a couple of weeks time.
Speaker 2: That was all mumbo jumbo what you just said.
Speaker 3: He's important, bit. Taylor's just boyfriend plays for the Chiefs.
Speaker 3: That's right, Travis Kelsey, who once again was excellent postgame.
Speaker 3: Just he's just an absolutely the king.
Speaker 2: You made a really interesting point. So there was some
Speaker 2: suggestion that the referees perhaps were a little partial to
Speaker 2: the Chiefs because it benefits the NFL to have a
Speaker 2: year Selsea participating in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Yes, perhaps, and that's certainly the theme heading across social
Speaker 3: media and particularly a couple of games ago where apparently
Speaker 3: the referee I didn't see this particular game, but apparently
Speaker 3: the referee was very fortuitous in the hands of the
Speaker 3: Kansas City Chiefs. Something like American dollars for last year,
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift generated an extra three hundred and thirty one
Speaker 3: million dollars for the NFL alone, so Guernsey stocks went
Speaker 3: up four hundred percent. For Travis Kelcek, I think he
Speaker 3: wears number eighty seven. So you just feel like that
Speaker 3: if you're the head honcho of the NFL and all
Speaker 3: the big wigs there, you're sitting there going, I'm pretty
Speaker 3: glad that Taylor Swift's involved once again.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I want to see? And this
Speaker 2: is probably a little selfish of me, but can you
Speaker 2: remember last year all the vision of Taylor Swift and
Speaker 2: she was drinking the whole game. I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 2: she's going to be fall down drunk by the end
Speaker 2: of this. Held it together, she's a pro. So who
Speaker 2: you Taylor Swift can hold her liquor. I just want
Speaker 2: to see if she tries again like rolls the dice,
Speaker 2: because alcohol can be a bit of a demon. It
Speaker 2: can sneak up behind you and go. You drank all
Speaker 2: like all game last.
Speaker 3: Year and you were okay or was that your family
Speaker 3: friends here watched this right in the face. It'll get
Speaker 3: you and next morning what happened last night? That's anxiety.
Speaker 3: I just quickly there hangs on. There's a thing called
Speaker 3: it Tay voodoo. And now what some of the Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift fans are saying is that she performed at New Orleans,
Speaker 3: which is where the super Bowl will be in a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks time. She did that as part of
Speaker 3: the eras to her a few weeks ago. They reckon
Speaker 3: she was doing all sorts of little football hands signals,
Speaker 3: and they're claiming that she was blessing the stadium in
Speaker 3: anticipation for Kansas City playing there in a few weeks time,
Speaker 3: so they'll win another super Bowl.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Taylor Swiss a witch?
Speaker 3: Now I don't believe it too, She's definitely a witch.
Speaker 3: I'm so stressed. What's with all the anxiety?
Speaker 2: Actually feel pretty good. So I went to a wedding
Speaker 2: over the break and they had a violin.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And I spent the whole afternoon, you know, that period
Speaker 2: in between the ceremony and the reception. She was playing
Speaker 2: the whole time. I spent the whole time practicing songs.
Speaker 2: A song, song song.
Speaker 3: Yes, you sent her a couple of videos to us,
Speaker 3: and I dare say maybe it had one or two champagne.
Speaker 3: So you're quite loud. I wonder, I just wonder if
Speaker 3: the violinist appreciated your work.
Speaker 2: Did she She loved it in fact, In fact, she's
Speaker 2: the violinist who does all the Melbourne victory stuff, so
Speaker 2: she does it like at all the games. She's coming
Speaker 2: to Adelaide soon. I'm going to get her in and
Speaker 2: we'll do a live song song.
Speaker 3: My gosh, yes, well done.
Speaker 2: And she can tell you how good I work was
Speaker 2: on the day and slush annoying at.
Speaker 3: Least at least one person, remember that situation.
Speaker 2: I think you mean to say, you look great too
Speaker 2: at the wedding, Barley.
Speaker 3: Fantastic and congratulations you absolutely smashed songs a song song
Speaker 3: song that wedding or cinema family pass up for grabs?
Speaker 3: Good one? Do you produce Zoe?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 2: So re said, if you're tuning in for the first time,
Speaker 2: how does this work.
Speaker 10: Produce song song song so overhits, throwbacks or chestralized. Your
Speaker 10: name is your brother, don't forget your name, otherwise you
Speaker 10: will not get the point. We're playing for a couple
Speaker 10: of listeners in them a Wallace Cinema family path on
Speaker 10: team Jodie because she got in first today. Brianna from
Speaker 10: old ella. Hi Brianna, Hi, chose you?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you so much. I appreciate your faith.
Speaker 3: In new beginnings. Hey Brianna.
Speaker 8: H who where's from?
Speaker 10: Sleep Fort Heights is on?
Speaker 8: Too mazy?
Speaker 3: Anyways?
Speaker 9: Morning guys, how are you missed?
Speaker 3: You missed?
Speaker 2: You win?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: Very nice, really lovely?
Speaker 10: All right, all right, you know how it works. It's
Speaker 10: okay everyone. I think this is a good vibe. This
Speaker 10: is a better vibe.
Speaker 3: Great vibes.
Speaker 8: It's it's zero, So good luck, jos. Song number one,
Speaker 8: Here we go, Ohname is your brother.
Speaker 2: Couple?
Speaker 3: There we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, come on, come on, sneezy one. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I've got it, Joy Jody, So it's Apple Charlie X cl.
Speaker 8: To put our.
Speaker 10: Program director, Josh.
Speaker 2: He just said the first one was easy.
Speaker 3: So you need to go to a rocket start.
Speaker 10: Joy.
Speaker 3: Now that's like John, shall we this one? I still
Speaker 3: don't have it?
Speaker 2: All right, Joey's up?
Speaker 3: All right? Number two, let's go. Oh stop it this time?
Speaker 3: Stop it? Are you kidding me? Have you got to
Speaker 3: produce a flag? Do you know what's going on?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: That boy is just by the one.
Speaker 8: Don't annoy it, don't annoy Johnny.
Speaker 3: My star players.
Speaker 2: Well done with.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 10: Okay, but I love what this happens because the time.
Speaker 3: You definitely gave me that song.
Speaker 2: I'm any Egypt for the first point.
Speaker 3: Let's do it an ye are you going to be
Speaker 3: my girl? Say no? News, resolution to be humble, be humbled.
Speaker 8: Where's baby?
Speaker 3: We did lady? Oh my gosh, happy you to you,
Speaker 3: my friend?
Speaker 2: Not annoys me Nick when he's like lighting down and
Speaker 2: get ahead, and I'm like, oh I can potentially the
Speaker 2: more you sing the song and the Nike of it
Speaker 2: through it by so many things I can learn today.
Speaker 3: Yes, they have congratulations to wear humans a ll cinema
Speaker 3: family class, Sorry to Brianna, but also all good because
Speaker 3: look it's one no, it's still nice and tight chokes.
Speaker 10: And they're both in the drawer for cash of the car.
Speaker 3: Very good points though everyone wins. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Let's start twenty twenty five the right way please and
Speaker 2: tell everyone what monumentally stupid feet you are tempted.
Speaker 3: So they came to me late last year and said
Speaker 3: hey for the tour down Under, which is such an
Speaker 3: epic festival of cycling. There's a thing called the Adelaide
Speaker 3: Epic Ride where average Joe's like myself can go through
Speaker 3: what is like a genuine leg that the cyclists go through.
Speaker 2: So that's the mammals, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred and twenty kilometers from Norwood to Uraidler,
Speaker 3: through the hills, ups and downs, everything that you go through.
Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, sure, I'll do it. Three options
Speaker 3: twenty k's eighty five kilometers or one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 3: I said, I'll do one hundred and twenty. Hell, I'll
Speaker 3: do two hundred and twenty if there's an option there
Speaker 3: as well. How hard could it be?
Speaker 2: Such is the arrogance of the man.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, but one hundred and twenty kilometers of
Speaker 3: the most aggressive heels that you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3: Blessed South Australia's fun to look at, not fun to write.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that you agreed to this.
Speaker 3: For a start, and the people that I was up
Speaker 3: against a genuine cycling enthusiast rata So they had the lycra,
Speaker 3: the clip clops. I didn't have clip clops. I was
Speaker 3: wearing jim shorts that was on your feet, my Nike runners.
Speaker 3: I've since learnt that they're called flats, and I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I was the only one. There's maybe two other
Speaker 3: people that were wearing flats, right, and I can tell
Speaker 3: you right now I was certainly the only one wearing
Speaker 3: van socks.
Speaker 2: I would go so far as to argue that it
Speaker 2: wasn't even your bike. I think it resembled your mum,
Speaker 2: Deirdre Hayes's mike.
Speaker 3: That's how odd it was, and that's how many gears
Speaker 3: it had as well. I don't know if it's high
Speaker 3: range or low range, but you know, when you're going
Speaker 3: up a hill and you put it into I'm going
Speaker 3: to say low range, weed really quickly, but you can go.
Speaker 2: Up hills, but it's easier to pedal.
Speaker 3: I didn't have that either.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: My gears were slipping, so every time there was a
Speaker 3: slight incline, I had to climb.
Speaker 2: So you're riding in this tool down under event, right,
Speaker 2: and you're essentially standing up going up hills like you're
Speaker 2: in a spin class.
Speaker 3: Yeah yes, and I'm looking at everyone else going going
Speaker 3: look at these absolute losers. Just get out of the saddle, guys.
Speaker 3: It's not that hard. Burns some extra calories and gosh, I.
Speaker 2: Blew up can I ask did you get any feedback
Speaker 2: from the other side Along the way?
Speaker 3: One bloke, one bloke early when my gears weren't catching,
Speaker 3: said oh, I think your gears aren't quite catching there, mate.
Speaker 3: So and he goes, oh, jeez, you're in a bit
Speaker 3: of trouble. A bit later on I went, okay, I
Speaker 3: appreciate that man. And another guy went past me as well,
Speaker 3: who was a genuine cyclist, and he said the first
Speaker 3: time he went past me, he said, you stand out
Speaker 3: like dogs, you know what, because of your shorts flapping
Speaker 3: in the wind. And then secondly about the eighty k mark,
Speaker 3: he goes, he goes, with all due respect, with all
Speaker 3: due respect, your bike. I have no idea how you've
Speaker 3: got this far on that.
Speaker 2: Box right, and how did you get my bike?
Speaker 3: Like, hey, keep going, buddy, keep going past them.
Speaker 2: How did you get home?
Speaker 3: Well? Producer Alex Flack was very generous to come and
Speaker 3: give me a lift, which was organized a couple of
Speaker 3: days before.
Speaker 4: The reason why I went up to or Adler and
Speaker 4: got him is I said to Hazy or how are
Speaker 4: you going to get home with your bike? And I'm
Speaker 4: not lying, he said, I'm going to get an uber.
Speaker 2: Well, what do you do with a bike That's what
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 4: I said, well, great question, Joe, and Hazy flat least
Speaker 4: said to me, well, I'll get an uber that has
Speaker 4: a bike.
Speaker 3: Racker, really stocks down and stuff. I mean, sure, surely
Speaker 3: they're out there. You gotta find them. They're out there.
Speaker 2: I can sure they're I can, with my hand on
Speaker 2: my heart say produce a flak. I have never in
Speaker 2: my life seen an uber with a bike rack.
Speaker 4: He actually said to me three times. No, mate, don't
Speaker 4: worry about it. And I actually forcibly said, no, Hazy,
Speaker 4: I'm going to come up to your railer and get
Speaker 4: you because I'm with you, Jones. I've never seen an
Speaker 4: uber with a bike racker.
Speaker 3: Didn't turn up, I'd still be in eurailer, just hanging
Speaker 3: around the bar.
Speaker 2: They don't exist. It's not a thing.
Speaker 3: Yes they do. They don't, Yes, they do, surely No
Speaker 3: A thirteen twenty four ten. Are you an uber driver
Speaker 3: with the extra accessory of a bike rack?
Speaker 2: I'm not getting.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, are you an uber driver or
Speaker 3: have you been in an uber where the extra accessory
Speaker 3: is a bike rack? Have you jumped in an uber
Speaker 3: and load it up your bike. No, I bet you.
Speaker 2: Surely this is the worst way to start the year
Speaker 2: with no phone call.
Speaker 3: My cycling brothers and sisters. Help a cycling fraternity brother
Speaker 3: out chas this.
Speaker 2: Is Adelaide's favorite way to awaken.
Speaker 3: Beautiful day across adelade to say, twenty seven degree is
Speaker 3: and Sonny nice to take the bi cap for Speen
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty kilometers spell that's what I did
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 2: That was unbelievable scene.
Speaker 3: What an absolute idiot I was to jump into such
Speaker 3: a race and it's a beautiful race. He had laid
Speaker 3: epic ride. But to do it in basically a kid's pushbike, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: It Hayes's pushy was Do you have spoky dopies as well?
Speaker 2: Little streamers coming from the head of bars?
Speaker 3: I think so. He has a basket on the front too.
Speaker 2: I reckon you have one of those little Hong Kong cords.
Speaker 3: I was side saddling it too.
Speaker 2: In one of the more ludicrous questions we've put out there,
Speaker 2: do Ubers have bike because you were like, I'll just
Speaker 2: get a move with a bike rack. Hope, Absolutely, no
Speaker 2: way did they exist.
Speaker 3: It was just a It was a rough assumption I'll
Speaker 3: call it that much. I just assumed that she could
Speaker 3: have racks on the top of your card. You'd throw
Speaker 3: your bike on there as well. So it was very
Speaker 3: casual my approach to this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's how you expected to get home from
Speaker 2: your raidler. Thirteen, twenty four ten. We pulled the call
Speaker 2: out there. There is no way that these ubers exist
Speaker 2: with bike rats on them.
Speaker 3: I saw it somewhere. I don't know if I dreamt it,
Speaker 3: but I swear I saw somewhere that you can take
Speaker 3: bikes fire and Uber. Okay, I didn't have to do
Speaker 3: it in the end because producer Flak picked me up.
Speaker 2: Because you took pity on your small little mind and said,
Speaker 2: this guy's an idiot.
Speaker 3: You feel I'm so sorry for me.
Speaker 4: The thing I couldn't get over was the level of
Speaker 4: confidence Hazy had that he was going to come back
Speaker 4: from arraidler in an Uber with a bike crack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you live and learn. So we put it
Speaker 3: out there. Thirty eight, twenty four ten. We're going to
Speaker 3: Fairview Park. This is Chris, who was an Uber driver.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Chris, Good morning, good morning Chris.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you settle this debate for US, do ubers
Speaker 2: have bike racks.
Speaker 9: I don't have a bike crack, No, but I do
Speaker 9: have a big enough vehicle that if you were prepared
Speaker 9: to book an Uber Max, you would have got home.
Speaker 3: Ah okay, so technically speaking, you can transport bikes via
Speaker 3: an uber.
Speaker 9: Yes. I would have done at least twenty trips with
Speaker 9: bikes in the last week.
Speaker 3: I don't where will you Chriss when I.
Speaker 9: I would have been in your raidler, but you didn't
Speaker 9: even try.
Speaker 2: Try harder, So there you go. Okay, So Chris, hang on,
Speaker 2: how big is your car?
Speaker 9: So I've got a care Carnival So if I rolled
Speaker 9: the seats forward, I can get almost anything in the vehicle, right.
Speaker 2: Care Cannival is like the old Torago back in the day.
Speaker 2: That's when anyone who has more than five kids how
Speaker 2: to ride, I go or a key carnival these yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, it's big enough.
Speaker 9: Then. Do you know?
Speaker 3: Chris was probably lucky that I didn't get in the
Speaker 3: back of your uber because I was in absolute all sorts.
Speaker 3: I've never been more physically exhausted, so that a couple
Speaker 3: probably would have in a couple of soiling situations if I,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, well, exactly happy to pay the soiling fee.
Speaker 3: Though happy to pay the soiling fee, thank you, Chris.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go. I think we settled something.
Speaker 2: He's sorry he got involved in that conversation.
Speaker 3: Well I know this time next year. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 3: giving Chris a call. We're picking me up. She's kear
Speaker 3: Carnival Post one hundred and twenty kilometers. That's good.
Speaker 2: So are you doing it again?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 3: And I'm sure you're wondering, can you take bikes in
Speaker 3: the back of ruburd answers yes,