WEBVTT - Why Adelaide Kids Are Happy Going Back To School 🍎 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.760 We got get every day, Adelaides. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.440 We reached breaking point in the audio household yesterday. So 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:14.640 because it was so damn hot, we were all having 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.080 a swim. But do you think that they could get along? 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:19.720 The cousins were over, so there were fights over the 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:23.520 inflatable thing. Some cousins weren't letting other cousins on there, so. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.799 They said, so your kids fight with the cousins as well. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.480 Oh yeah, are you doing that's that's their favorite pastar. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:33.320 So anyway, so much fighting going on that. At various points, 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:36.320 each of my children spent some time on the naughty 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.320 step in the pool, so down the shallow and there's 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.280 just a little steps. I was like, right, and I 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:41.960 couldn't be bothered saying get out of the pool because 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:43.440 it was too hot on the outside. So it was like, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.840 get down the naughty step in the pool. So each 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.960 of them had a turn and then they're arking up, 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:50.760 going oh yeah, but she didn't have to go on 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.440 the naughty step, and she punched me in the head, 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.880 and really, shut up and go back to school. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.040 It's not fair, it's not fish. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:00:59.320 She doesn't have to do it. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.920 Oh my god, your kid's the worst. I'll just kid, 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.680 I'm just joking. I say that because I love your kids. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:10.920 Oh, they give you a bit of feedback. They give 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.520 you some honest feedback on the phone. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.720 They're extremely honest. It's quite confronting. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.680 So okay, parents are frustrated. We get it. We're happy 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.720 to send our kids back to school today. But there 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.319 are a lot of kids out there going who are 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.319 equally annoyed with their parents. We want to give them 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.720 the opportunity to give us a call on thirteen twenty four. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.600 Dead some pastes, the big weds you have for grapes? 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.440 Yeah, and tell us exactly why you want to go 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:31.600 back to school? Why do you want to see the 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:32.400 back of mum and dad? 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.360 Love this? Can we go to Virginia to kick things off? 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:34.640 Sure? 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:35.160 Is this? 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:35.600 Eli? 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.360 Is Eli? 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:38.440 Good morning? 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.080 Hi, good morning. 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:44.160 Are you back to school today or tomorrow? Today? Today? 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.319 All right? Okay? Why are you happy to see the 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.160 back of mum and dad? 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.280 Because mom dad is in the pain of the bum 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:52.960 that I want to go back to school. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:54.200 The pain of. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:02:01.880 The bum, bum a pain of the bum. Eli. Why 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:02.240 they're so. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:07.240 Annoying because they always annoying me when I'm worry Ye 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.640 do they get mad at you about screen time on 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:12.240 your iPad? 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:16.080 Yes, yeah, I love your life, said yeah, before I 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:16.520 even finish. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:20.359 Hey, Ali, we're going to send you off to the 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.240 Big Weggie just for Dommy, you, Mum and dad. That's fine, 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.600 we like that. Let's go to Warridale. Is this Minni? 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:27.160 Good morning? 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:32.120 Hio Minnie Minnie? Are you back to school today or tomorrow? 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:33.799 Today? 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:35.600 Today? Okay? 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:35.400 What? 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.160 Why? Why are you happy to leave the house today? 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.280 Could I get to go back to school and see 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.040 my friends? 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:42.480 Ah? 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:44.440 Yes? Would you want to give them a shout out? 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:45.320 Who are your friends? 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:52.440 Chloe, Abby, Lara and Ella? Who all go to my schools? 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.320 The nice, solid list of friends, solid friendship group there. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:56.760 Yeah. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.799 What's the first thing are you going to do when 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.600 you see your friends? What game do you like to 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:01.799 play at recess? 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.560 We usually just talk in the morning and then a 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.359 recess for you're so taught? 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.680 Yeah, he meaning what do you talk about? 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.000 I don't really know. It's all going to change because 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.600 over the holidays they've been able to talk and stuff. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:22.320 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:23.320 Communication is the key. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.880 It is the key, isn't it? And doesn't that sum 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.320 up women too? We just need to talk, need to 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:32.239 talk through recess, through lunch after school potentially. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.640 What about dun'no what you talk about? Don't know? What 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.400 will you talk about? Don't know? That's good, isn't it? 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.640 Congratulations the minie. You're going off to the big wedg 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:44.880 as well. Kids? Why are you looking forward to going 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:46.720 back to school? And what is it about your parents? 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:47.720 It annoys you so much? 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.839 Here's your platform events. Let's go kids. I'm just quite 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:55.160 excited because my eleven year old is starting high school 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.560 this morning and I just got sent a photo through there. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:57.960 She is. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:00.600 Oh my gosh, she looks so grown up, doesn't she. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.560 She looks a little bit scared, a little bit anxious. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.960 Oh she'll be okay, but she did. She had one 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.640 request as she entered into her high school year, because 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.000 she's quite fair. She's like me. She's a natural blonde, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.640 and she's got really light eyebrows, and she asked if 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.520 she could get them tinted. She's like, you cannot send 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:16.840 me to high school without eyebrows. 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:20.120 Yeah. What's her name? Summer summer? No brow summer, they'll 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.040 call her, yeah, brow free summer. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:24.080 That is wrong with you? 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:24.440 Brow? 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:25.080 This summer? 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:26.400 Oh wow? 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.320 Because You've got to be careful of these things. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:28.839 Yeah, you do. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.840 I'm not sure about tinting a thirteen year old's eyebrows. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:35.839 As well, eleven, and I said, that's why I said, no, mate, Yeah, 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.000 you lost the brow lottery. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.360 That's a lot, isn't it? Thirteen and twenty four ten, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.520 we're putting it back to the kids, putting in their court. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.559 Why are you looking forward to going back to school? 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.720 So much up for grabs and passes to the big wedgie. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.880 Let's go to Craigburn Farm. Let's speak to the great 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:52.640 man himself, and that is Hugo. Good morning to you, mate. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.599 Good morning, Good morning, Hugo. Why are you looking forward 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.640 to going back to school? 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:01.400 Because I get to pray all the teachers and get 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.839 luve orders that are having disgusting bacon and cheese rolls 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:09.920 for lunch every day. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.600 Hey, there's a lot to digest from that. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:12.080 You go. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.240 First of all, what sort of pranks we play? 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.000 So when I was in I think as I put 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:22.400 fault in the teacher's pettle and she poured her coffee 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.480 and she literally spat it all over. 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:30.360 Her death, that trouble to end in a suspension here? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:35.960 Nope, and then in year one, for April, after the 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.960 middle of the day, I twisted off everybody. You've drink 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:42.719 bottle lips and everybody just wanted to have a threak. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.640 Oh my god, you go, do you know what? Do 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:49.960 you know what? Don't listen to your teachers the things 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.480 that you're doing right now. You have the brightest future 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.320 of a youngster I've ever heard, because you've got an 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.560 epic personnelity. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.320 Oh you go, well done. We're going to send you 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:02.240 along to the Big Wedgie. Look who's given us a call? 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:03.400 Is that our boy? Gussie? 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.359 Yeah? 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:14.400 Gussie, Gussie. Hi, what's happening today? Gussie? Then what's happening today? 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.960 It's my first day of middle school. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.680 This is big, Gussie. This is a big, big day 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:27.600 for you. You nervous? 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.559 Not really, Gussie. Have you got many of your mates 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.720 going from primary school to high school? 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:33.479 Oh? 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.960 Yeah, basically, my friend? 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:39.480 Okay, A right that works? 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.640 That works makes it easier, doesn't it when there's a 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:42.640 whole cohort. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.360 I went off to high school completely not knowing anyone, 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.479 and I went from a school with sixteen kids to 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.960 a school with three hundred people in my class. Oh 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.040 my goodness, Sydney. It was quite the step up. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.280 So you were the big fish because you were the 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.080 school captain in two years running, weren't you? Because it 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.840 was no one there were no other contenders. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.680 That is true two years run. It's never been by Also, 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.920 I don't worry about how to speak the girls. I 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:07.360 didn't know how to speak the humans. It's had a 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.000 very nice holiday. Went down south for a couple of 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.640 days as well, for goodness. Yeah, I went down to 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.160 Encounter Bay and did everything that you do down there, 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.760 and it's such a beautiful part of the world. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.640 Did you do everything? Did you go on the cockle. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:23.680 Train, went on the cockle trunk, went on the cockle tray. Wow, 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:28.360 Brendon Raglas was driving it now, he's a massive enthusiast. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.440 That's actually my first time that I've been on there. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.200 It played Minigolf from Victor Harbor as well. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.120 Oh yeah, I mean have you even lived if you 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:37.560 haven't played Minigirl for Victor Harbor. Do you go into 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.040 that little amusement arcade there? 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:42.000 Oh yes, yes, we've done that as well. I went 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.480 to the Crown, got home at four am, got in 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.120 the fire. Nah, I didn't do that. Good old day. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:50.120 There was a confronting conversation that I had with my 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.360 six year old son though that really really sort of 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.679 hit home. So when I think back to my youth, 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:58.679 my dad was the handiest bloke on the planet. Yes, 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:02.080 like he could fix everything, I mean physically, mentally, it 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.440 didn't matter. This guy was. It was a type of 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:06.640 dad and he still is. Tie of day that you go, 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.440 it's okay, Dad will know what to do exactly. Do 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:09.960 you know what I mean? 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.120 Something goes wrong with the car. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.360 And makes that makes kids feel really safe. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:13.920 Yeah, it does. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.720 Unfortunately my son Henry doesn't have that, oh his dad, 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.480 because I'm very open about just how unhandy I am. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.400 And you know that as well. Oh I know, car 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.760 is the handyman. My wife, Yes, which is a very 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:25.880 very interesting situation. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.280 There's a flat pack to be assembled, cool. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.840 Kara in cool car. If there's a light to be changed, 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.880 cool Kara, cool car for absolutely everything. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.280 If there's a bug to be killed, cool. 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:41.840 Car, car. She's the man. So I was trying to assemble, 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.079 and this is where it really hurts. I was trying 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:48.439 to assemble a kind of surprise. Oh, no defense, I know, 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.520 in your defense, make you be tricky. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.199 You need an engineering degree. For a kind of surprise. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.160 They are the hardest things to put together, and they're 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.240 so little that they're very fiddly. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.280 That's what I thought, thank you. Anyway, that turned out 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.880 to be the final straw for my six year old Henry, 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:07.000 who when I informed him that I wasn't able to 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:10.160 complete this task, his initial response was, that's okay, Dad, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:16.880 you're not good at anything. So I doubled down. I said, 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.560 what what do you mean, mate? Is that you can't 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.680 fix anything? You can't do anything. So I've got I've 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.679 got that son who looks at his old man and 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.720 no doubt he shakes his head and just goes, oh. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:28.520 Hides him from the other dads as well. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.160 Yeah, absolutely useless. Do you know what he needs to do? 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:32.480 It's a cool car. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.720 He needs a car. Car slash Dad. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.840 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:42.040 contain all content, graphic language, and nudity, not that you'll 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.680 see it if easily offended, Well you're about to find 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.480 out just how easily your father. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:48.520 He's on the money. 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:53.559 Jody and naught six nothing what you. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:54.320 Thought this was done? 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:54.559 No? 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.280 No, no, no, no, no no, No, they didn't recount the conversation properly. Please, 0:09:58.320 --> 0:09:59.960 I said, I'm happy to do naughty at six four 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.640 once again for twenty twenty five, but we don't have 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.560 to do willies every single day. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:08.120 Well, willies seem to be the subject that keeps on 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.560 creeping into my inbox, Yes, would. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.280 You replied, Well, you're more than welcome to come up 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:14.120 with some content. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:19.360 Yes, I've up that. How about a thousand willies? Let's 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.680 talk about Let's talk about Bonnie Blue, who, of course 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.719 is now very famous. She's what would you call it, 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:29.280 an only fans queen, She's an icon, she's a freak. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.320 You might recall that she got expedited out of the 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.960 country and went to Fiji, and then got expedited out 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:36.040 of Fiji. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.240 Because not even the frisky Fijeans. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.040 Because she has this thing where she likes to set 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.560 world records by betting more than one thousand men in 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:45.520 just twelve hours. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.800 Yes, and of course, as we all know, I mean 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.000 this is a common knowledge for everybody. But the previous 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.199 record for one sitting in the terms for having a 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.720 bit of a lovely time was nine hundred and nineteen 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.040 by Jenna Sparks. Back in two thousand and four. Now, 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:59.400 if that's not a promotional opportunity missed by no Over 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.040 nine or nine, and I don't know what he means. 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:08.000 Since then, Bonnie Blue has upped it, yes to one 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.280 thousand and seventy one. No, I'm just kidding, it's not 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.840 one thousand and seventy one, because that would be very, 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:14.040 very fun for our friends down the road. One thousand 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:18.520 and fifty four she did in one sitting. And this 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.000 is the story, Jades, that I absolutely loved all about this. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.120 A job of security guard who begged for an invite 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:24.880 to join four than one thousand men having sex with 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:28.800 Bonnie Blue has given a disturbing insight into the marathon session. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.000 I mean, what were all these blokes expecting? His name 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:35.000 is Ali Walker. He hoped to bed the notorious only fanstar. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:38.000 Of course. He told how volunteers lined up in their 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.200 box of shorts before taking turns to have sex with 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.640 Bonnie She's twenty five while disguising their faces in bank 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:47.520 Robert style balaclava's Are you serious? So they weren't making love? 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:51.600 There wasn't candles and Kenny g music shocking. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.880 Let's drill down for just a second, is that who 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:54.520 you make love to? 0:11:54.640 --> 0:12:00.320 Kenny? You don't, he said? 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.400 It was the most more of a boy's to men. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.000 Of course, of course, I take you there, he said. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:06.640 It was the most surreal experience of my life. I 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.320 was just amazed about what was going on. I had 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.080 been told it was one on one sessions, so I 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.320 presumed to go into a room with one at a time. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.120 But when I got there, it was a free for all. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.120 They're around thirty or forty guys around her at one time, 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.600 all taking turns. She was surrounded by guys. There were 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.560 so many guys, and I'm quite shy. I've never been 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.120 involved in anything like that, so I ended up not 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.880 getting involved. To pull the pin, could a read one 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:31.720 thy fifty five? 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:35.000 This is the absolute kicker to this story, though. Guess 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.240 who he called to come and pick him up. Guess 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.280 who he called to come and pick him up when 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.760 he couldn't perform in his sessions. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:49.640 There's only one person, isn't it? Yeah? Can you imagine? 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:55.160 Can you imagine the car ride home? And how does 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:56.040 Mum start it? 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:56.360 Oh? 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.280 She just goes So what were you thinking? 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:04.360 What Mom said? She said, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed, disappointed, 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:05.960 and he's like, you're moving by. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.040 What do you mean? She goes, we should have gone 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:08.760 through with it. 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:11.120 Now, that's a job. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.079 That was a joke. 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:18.680 That's a job, job, terrible job. It's back baby. Oh yeah, 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.000 that Tuesday morning joke off. Usually do this on a Monday. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.080 But well, let's just kick things off. Let's kick off 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.880 twenty twenty five in the right note a humor. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.120 Yeah, we were just mentioning in the break there that 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.360 you've missed the mark in your last couple of jokes. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.040 So there's a bit of pressure on you. It's almost 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.160 like when Steve Smith had a dry spell there. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.200 Did he come back? Well he did? 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.120 Did he come back late? A couple of centuries. So 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:42.440 pressure's on, babe. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.160 This is my year. It's my turn to be the 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:51.000 joke person of Steve Smith. There, it's okay, Friday. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.920 When you say things like that, I know you're under pressure. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.160 You set me up. I'm feeling the pressure. I'm stranded 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.640 on niney nine hundred ninety nine runs. Made a good 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:01.800 joke and get me able to lines. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:03.400 My fault performs terrible. 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.560 All right, let's go Okay, Well, I'm probably talking to 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.360 a lot of the fellows out there and hands up 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.560 and text if you've been in the situation, it's very, 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.280 very concerning. So the other day after my prostate exam, 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.199 the doctor left and the nurse came in the room, 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.840 and it was at that point, jokes that she whispered 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.360 the five words no man ever wants to hear. Who 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:30.080 the hell was that guy? And I actually thinking as well, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.520 I think you can. I think you can. There's alternate 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:35.080 ways to get your prostate checked. My old school baby, Yeah, 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.240 I'm old. Yeah, why does this keep happening? 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.280 Yeah, I'm the problem. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:49.280 Sorry, ladies and gentlemen of our producers are going rogue. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.320 You had your time again. It was a slight over shire. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:52.280 It was a little overshare. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:53.560 Sorry, I don't have a prostate. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:55.320 That's true, all right? 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.880 Shall I go then, joke and train and do myself? 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:58.520 Yes, all right. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.240 There was a man walking his dog alongside the river 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.520 when suddenly he got distracted and the dog wandered off, 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.600 fell into the river and started drowning. Luckily, there was 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:06.880 a German man on the other side of the river 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.600 and he saw this whole thing happen, and he went, 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:11.320 oh God, jumped in the river. Swam over, saved him, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.480 grabbed him soaking where it comes out, brings it back 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.040 to the owner safely, and says he's fighting his fine. 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.600 If you keep him dry, he would be safe. The 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.840 owner says, oh, mate, thank you so much. You're vet 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:22.920 or something, and the German says, am I that I'm 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:23.880 absolutely sucking. 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.800 Happens a lot. He's gonna be so careful these days, 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.080 as well as when you're impersonating accents. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.440 I did say to because I've got an accent, but 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.040 I promise it's a Western one. 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:40.440 It's all right. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:47.080 You can get away with can be accused of being. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.600 So let's not go in to example. 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:54.640 Listen, have you heard about the man who goes into 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.320 a bakery and he asks for two bread rolls and 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.480 the shopman picks them up with some tongs puts them 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.360 into a paper bag. The customer then says, can I 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.240 please have two cakes? And the shopman picks them up 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.480 with tongs again and puts them into the bag. And 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:12.600 the man says, it's so nice to see that you 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.680 don't handle the food, and the shopman says, nothing in 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:19.720 my shop is handled by the human hand. He then 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:23.400 noticed a piece of string hanging out of the shopman's trousers, 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.360 and the customer says, what's that piece of string for? 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.480 And the shopman says, well, when I need to take 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.040 a pee, I just pull out the string and then 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:33.960 it pops out. That's okay, says the man, But how 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.920 do you put it back? And he goes, that's no problem, 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:41.200 I just use the TODs. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:45.920 I need to know. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:46.800 I need to know. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.040 I need to know what's in the mood today. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.400 This here's what you need to know. 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.200 You know what you need to know with Jody and Ady. 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.400 But it was a case of do I need to 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:59.400 adjust my television set? When I flicked on the news 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:01.560 the other night, and I could not believe this because 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:03.720 I've sort of been tried to shut down from most 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.720 Newsy things over the break, and one of the first 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.960 things that I saw when I tried to tune back 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:12.000 in was a group of neo Nazis marching down North 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:15.000 Terrace in one of the more disgusting things that I've 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:15.560 ever witnessed. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:21.520 Shocking, It's absolutely horrible, and really, seriously, I call me ignorant. 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.439 I didn't know that this stuff called me shelter. I 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.600 didn't know that this stuff existed in this country. 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:29.480 I think it's a bit of an underground movement. But 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.959 when you consider they are celebrating Nazis, who you know, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:37.320 murdered eleven million people during the Holocaust, it's a pretty 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:42.520 appalling thing to be supporting. Prime Minister Anthony Albanezi came 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.159 out and he condemned the horrific scenes. But this is 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.119 the interesting thing. They're not even from here. These blokes 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:53.200 have flown from interstate and congregated in Adelaide. One of them, 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.000 just one of them, was from Brompton. So did you. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.000 Producers, he lives in Brompton? 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:03.199