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Speaker 1: We love this man. He's giving you the chance of

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Speaker 1: winning ten k a day. Joel's been making the phone

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Speaker 1: call every single day. He's back from three o'clock this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: And also Joel performing in More Theater this Friday and

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Speaker 1: Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: You can get your.

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Speaker 1: Tickets at Joel Crazy dot com dot au Joe Crazy.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Did you personally give Jody the ten thousand dollars to

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Speaker 3: turn up with a giant novelty check?

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Speaker 4: I would have loved to. She was in perfect I believe. Yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 4: of course Blackers did it. Blackers did the whole field,

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Speaker 4: and I just stood there and supported.

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Speaker 3: Going on your blacks. Hey, you know we're talking about

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Speaker 3: earlier Joel. And the funny thing is too, if you

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Speaker 3: look outside every morning, we have to walk past your

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Speaker 3: cardboard cutout that primo shot.

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Speaker 4: Look, it was taken during during Melbourne lockdown. We need

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Speaker 4: to get special permission to take it. I might have

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Speaker 4: gone to very happy, let's say my doctor in inverted

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Speaker 4: comments the eyebrown list. Yes, yeah, and and gone a

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Speaker 4: little bit gotten, a little bit too excited promo shots.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, look I look varnished and fresh and very fresh.

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Speaker 3: I had an issue here with nover too.

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Speaker 2: That for a while, and I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't work out why I looked so great in

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Speaker 3: some of the promo shots, so I thought, but they

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Speaker 3: were brushing my chins out. Oh no, you don't want

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Speaker 3: a huge chin on the back of a bus. But

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Speaker 3: for God's take the two.

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Speaker 1: I actually, Tommy, I think Joel deserves a bottle of

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Speaker 1: double chined.

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Speaker 2: Got some from the Australian. And I know you have

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Speaker 2: some great merchandise. I mean, what's mother thank you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got mugs. No, we've got we've got a

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Speaker 4: shower drink holder. We have a cocktail shakeup. It almost

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Speaker 4: to do with beverages. Once again, mister Blackwell chooses what

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Speaker 4: makes it into the merch bag. Hey, how's it going

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Speaker 4: being back on stage doing common I know you've done

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Speaker 4: a few shows. It's so nice to be back on

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Speaker 4: stage because there's so much you can't say on TV,

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Speaker 4: so much you can't say on radio. That's a relief, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 4: So I'm loving it and the audiences have been great,

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Speaker 4: and really loving being out of the house and back

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Speaker 4: in the theater. I also saw Hamilton the other night.

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Speaker 4: I love that, but it was lovely that it was

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Speaker 4: awesome realized made me realize how terrible my diction. Right,

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Speaker 4: It's so clear, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: How we all went and Whipper thought, oh no, this

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Speaker 3: won't be much chop and just stayed home.

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Speaker 2: And now.

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Speaker 3: I misread. I'm completely misread the situation. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 3: at home with the kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, did you love it so much?

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Speaker 1: Could you be wrapping your whole show at the Inmore

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Speaker 1: Theater this Friday night?

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Speaker 4: Under No, Seriously, some of the dance moves they do

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Speaker 4: in that show, I thought I'd do one of those

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Speaker 4: and the end up in the chiropractice for three months.

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Speaker 4: So I was very impressed. I'm going to stand still

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Speaker 4: on stage at the end Nor Theater and just tell

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Speaker 4: bitchy stories because that I know my lane. Have dick

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Speaker 4: to your lane.

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Speaker 3: Have you had any other celebrities arrive at your show

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Speaker 3: another weekend?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a really good guest list on the weekend,

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Speaker 4: so I will have to go through and work out

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Speaker 4: who I can't mention while they're in the room. Because

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Speaker 4: I always raised the right way. My parents taught me

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Speaker 4: to be a backstab up. You know, it's much more.

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Speaker 4: It's polite, and you can be much funny when the

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Speaker 4: person isn't in the room. Has anyone ever bailed you

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Speaker 4: up on a gag you've made though they have, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: plenty of them, and I get it. It's all just

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Speaker 4: a laugh. But no, they don't get it. And my response,

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Speaker 4: my always response, is I know I'm in the wrong

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Speaker 4: because I said it, So I go yeah, and then

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Speaker 4: leave the room immediately to them again, can you give

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Speaker 4: us a name.

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Speaker 3: Who's coming this weekend? Is there anyone in particular?

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Speaker 4: Is great people coming this weekend?

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Speaker 3: Because again is it?

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Speaker 4: Of course he'll be there because I'm putting on an

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Speaker 4: open bar after Oh I invited miss Krueger along, Lady Kruger. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: a ton of those wonderful people are coming along. So yeah,

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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 1: Wait, Joel congratulate in the in More theater for a

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Speaker 1: comedian is unbelievable. It's one of the best theaters in Australia.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have a huge amount of people there

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Speaker 1: washing you. But can you take us back to one

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Speaker 1: of your first ever gigs in smallest clubs and pubs

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Speaker 1: and anything that sticks out in your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, my first ever gig was at a place called

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Speaker 4: the Child's Hotel in the north of Perth, very rough pub,

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Speaker 4: and I was sixteen and because it was a license

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Speaker 4: license venue, my parents had to take me sign me in,

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Speaker 4: which isn't very rock and roll. And so my first

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Speaker 4: two years are doing stand up, my parents had to

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Speaker 4: come along and funny, I know, weird day when your

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Speaker 4: mum's the heckler. Yeah, and I remember this one time

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Speaker 4: clean your room. You've got a paper around in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I remember, probably a year into my stand up, so

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Speaker 4: I was getting a bit adventurous. I thought I'd do

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Speaker 4: some crowd work and which to this day I have

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Speaker 4: never done again. And and I could hear a bit

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Speaker 4: of like a hullabaloo happening up the back of the

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Speaker 4: room and someone was getting kicked out. So I said,

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Speaker 4: bring the house lights up. Bring the house lights up.

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Speaker 4: Someone's getting kicked out. This will be hilarious. We can

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Speaker 4: all pick on them together. It was my mother being

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Speaker 4: removed from the vedeo. Yes, I was like, bring the

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Speaker 4: house lights down, ignore, ignore the crazy.

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Speaker 3: Run.

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Speaker 4: It was after midday, so you know, can.

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Speaker 3: You think of a joke that has bombed?

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: When you started, when you start out, you kind of test,

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Speaker 3: don't before you refine.

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Speaker 4: Oh I bombed so hard in the prints. Is that

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Speaker 4: in the South? Yes, yeah, I've never been back so hard.

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Speaker 4: So the theater they allowed people. I don't I can't

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Speaker 4: remember the joke specifically, but they allowed people at the

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Speaker 4: theater because it wasn't licenses. It was b wayo to

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Speaker 4: bring slabs of beer and to sit with them between

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Speaker 4: their knees and just like throw back Tinny after tinning

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Speaker 4: and I just got like not only heckled off the

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Speaker 4: stage like people were throwing cans whatever they could get

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Speaker 4: their hands on. It was kind of fun.

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Speaker 2: So you were booed off stage, food off stay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's how That's what that Eurovision should be like that,

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Speaker 1: where you can bring in your own es.

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Speaker 2: If you don't like a country, you can throw Yes.

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Speaker 4: When the UK entran and get get get another terrible entrant,

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Speaker 4: Yeah Eurovision can get like that. Though a few years

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Speaker 4: back there was a stage crasher that jumped up actually

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Speaker 4: once again during the UK's entry They're not Great, and

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Speaker 4: grabbed the microphone off the artist's mid performance. It was

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Speaker 4: very exciting as.

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Speaker 2: Long as it wasn't well, I should want to should

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Speaker 2: have got a grip on that microphone.

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Speaker 4: She's not letting.

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Speaker 2: Well, Joel, Congratulations inmor fitter.

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Speaker 1: You can still get tickets to to his Messy Bitch

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Speaker 1: Tour this Friday Saturday night at Enmore.

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Speaker 2: Go to Joelcreasy dot com, dot you thanks for coming

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Speaker 2: on Legend.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Thanks you, It fits and Whipper