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Speaker 1: He sits and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about how some bosses have been half on their staff.

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Speaker 1: At the moment, get back in there and start working.

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Speaker 1: COVID's finished. Yeah, work work, thanks Jess, work work, work, work,

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Speaker 1: work one day. In fact, he's lost your job because

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Speaker 1: he takes too many tarlet breaks. I mean he's actually

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Speaker 1: his name is Wang and he has decided to sue

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Speaker 1: the firm because he thinks it's unfair that he got

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Speaker 1: sacked because of the amount of toilet breaks he takes. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: how many does he take? Well, that's the thing. The

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Speaker 1: court ruled against him because they cited that he has

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Speaker 1: unnormal physical needs. Sorry, he has normal physical needs, which

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Speaker 1: everybody else has. But he was taking Twitter breaks for

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Speaker 1: up to six hours a day. Oh, way back of

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Speaker 1: the office for two hours and two hours of committed work.

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Speaker 2: And waying too far.

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Speaker 1: It's six hours on the ball in six hours of

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Speaker 1: toilet broke on the wing.

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Speaker 2: Hast is there a problem with his body?

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Speaker 1: Has funny tummy, a bit of ibs and if he

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Speaker 1: goes to cubicle through it needs to get that checked out.

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Speaker 1: I would think, so so bored? What are you doing

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Speaker 1: in there for six hours.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I worked at Mids of Issue making

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Speaker 2: seats right, and there was always a relief person on

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Speaker 2: the line. Kate, when you're making the seats said there

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Speaker 2: was one person who had a job and their job

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Speaker 2: was to relieve anyone who wanted to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: And oh my gosh, the hassle just to get that

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Speaker 2: person to take over from you while you wanted to

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Speaker 2: go to the toilet. It'd be like, ah, seriously, man,

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Speaker 2: I was going to take it easy. It's my relief

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Speaker 2: to it. So then you'd go to the toilet and

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Speaker 2: then as you're coming back, you could see him in

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Speaker 2: the distance and he'd be looking at his watch. How

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Speaker 2: long did you take as.

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Speaker 1: Long as yeah, wondering what you were doing in there.

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Speaker 2: It was such a hassle to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: You should be able to go to the toilet in peace.

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Speaker 2: Need to be.

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Speaker 1: Relaxed, if you're committed to the job. You put a

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Speaker 1: giant nappy on, mate, you put the adult nappy on

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Speaker 1: and you just warm it up every now and there.

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Speaker 1: Then someone's got to change that. That's fine. What about

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Speaker 1: this one in India and I tea company I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you saw this footage. They had a security guard.

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Speaker 1: They employed a security guard that would chain the doors

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Speaker 1: to the building closed what so he would open them

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Speaker 1: when it was time for them to step outside during

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Speaker 1: their lunch break, But then everybody would have to go

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Speaker 1: in at the sound of an alarm and he would

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Speaker 1: chain the doors closed.

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Speaker 2: It fair enough, the fire hasard, Yeah, oh yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: trapped in.

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Speaker 1: He's the first to run when there's a fire. If

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Speaker 1: he accidentally sparks the front door with his cigarette and

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Speaker 1: you've got two thousand people, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: and no one can get out. That's one way we're

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Speaker 1: going to keep the staff at work. Chain the bloody

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Speaker 1: doors shut. That wasn't his quote.

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Speaker 2: Bad bosses are like bad relationships. I think you need

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Speaker 2: to have one to realize how good.

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Speaker 1: You tell me if you think this is breaking the rules.

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Speaker 1: And other bosses come out and said, I think it

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Speaker 1: was fair to do because I'm the boss and I

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Speaker 1: need to know that work's being done. A woman said, no,

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Speaker 1: this is completely out of line. He set up individual

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Speaker 1: cameras on top of their computers that he was able

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Speaker 1: to stream and watch.

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Speaker 2: So he could see what they were doing on their computer.

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Speaker 1: No, so he could see you at the computer. So

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Speaker 1: the camera was on you the entire time. No. Here,

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Speaker 1: so he was looking at you, not on the head.

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Speaker 1: If you're sitting at your desk, chances are it's like

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Speaker 1: that kind of show. Yes, So if he's looking at you,

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Speaker 1: if you're sitting there, he's just seeing you pick your

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Speaker 1: nose and scratch your head and went down your blouse

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Speaker 1: and down your blouse all the times you're trying to

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Speaker 1: get you improved.

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Speaker 2: Katrina ranging, and she worked out, didn't she work out

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Speaker 2: the system for zoom meetings? Didn't she put in her

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Speaker 2: own coating, So it looked like she was busy all

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Speaker 2: the time. It looked like she was at her desk

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Speaker 2: and she was busy the whole time, And she wasn't.

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Speaker 2: She was down the beach getting raised.

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Speaker 1: Has there not been a device? There must be something

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Speaker 1: on Amazon that's sold which can manually move your mouse

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Speaker 1: while you're away. I mean that must exist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't get around a boss being able

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Speaker 2: to tune into a camera. Different.

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Speaker 1: But at least it would look like if someone's watching remotely,

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Speaker 1: it would look like you're working until the things got

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Speaker 1: stuck and it just kept going round and round.

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Speaker 2: And so that's what bank robbers do in movies as well.

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Speaker 2: They flick over the cameras to just normal vision, nor

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Speaker 2: go in and do whatever they want. Oh yeah, nothing,

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Speaker 2: that's a really good one. It's like it's also like

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Speaker 2: the prank that they do, Okate. You know that if

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Speaker 2: you heard the party or the toilet, someone the toilet,

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Speaker 2: so you get vision.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it to Kate.

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Speaker 2: You get vision of a toilet, Kate, And you're at

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Speaker 2: a house party and it's vision of the toilet. Someone

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Speaker 2: goes to the toilet. When they come back out into

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Speaker 2: the party, everyone's in on the joke and they're all laughing,

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Speaker 2: looking and pointing at the television. The person then walks

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Speaker 2: around and just sees vision of the toilet and realizes,

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Speaker 2: you've just been watching me in the toilet, But we

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Speaker 2: haven't really because we've already recorded to you get.

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Speaker 3: It, And we go, oh, you got so lame that quickly.

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Speaker 3: I would have watched three times lane.

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Speaker 1: And you think we were watching the whole time, but

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Speaker 1: we weren't.

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Speaker 2: But who cares about that?

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Speaker 1: Stuffs so far.

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Speaker 2: On the throne.

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Speaker 1: Haven't you got people to talk to him?

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