1 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: Maybe Monday guys were one of the Fitzi Weapon podcasts, 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 1: Huge Week and Prince Harry's Spare Book. Obviously we've listened 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: to the audio book and he's revealed the first time 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: he got intimate with a woman. It was an older 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 1: woman and it was behind a pub. That's all we knew. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: But that woman has come out now, Sasha if slashapole, 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: she got a bit of royal walpole, I think, and 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: well she's told the story for millions and millions of dollars. 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 1: I would say she would have got paid money. But 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: we thought we'd break it down into five dot points. Yeah, 11 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: and what we did on the podcast today we went 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 1: through every team members first time they got intimate with 13 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,160 Speaker 1: someone and they had to give us five quick dot 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: points from what happened on the night Slash Day. 15 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 2: Slash Schooner of Drambuie Donkey Mexico one that was your 16 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 2: wedding night was. 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: The first time. 18 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, really big night. 19 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: It was amazing. But you will here everyone going through 20 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: the first time. 21 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 2: Enjoy the podcast and Whip podcast. 22 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: Okay, now we need to talk about, you know how 23 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: Spare the book came out for Pince Harry and he 24 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: spoke about the first time he lost his virginity. It 25 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: was with an older woman. The older woman has come 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,759 Speaker 1: out over the weekend and she has told the story. 27 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: So she's obviously been found, she's been paid a lot 28 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: of money, and she's told the story. I want to 29 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: do a bit of an exercise this morning. Okay, sure, 30 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into the full details, but 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: what I want to do. And I've asked the team 32 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 1: this morning, and Sydney, I'd like to for you to 33 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: get involved as well, even if it's three. But I'm 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: going to ask for five the five basic things that 35 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: you remember from your first time that you got intimate 36 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: with someone. Now, they have to be succinct, they have 37 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: to be quick. And I'm going to go through Harry. 38 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: And the woman's name is Sasha Walpole. Okay, so now 39 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: she was when you say older, he was seventeen, she 40 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: was nineteen. I was I was more thinking she was 41 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: in a twenty. 42 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 2: She's slicing. Yeah, she's like a horse trainer or an 43 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 2: equestrian girl. 44 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: She's a digger driver, but she used she used to 45 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: be that's how they know it. Now, a digger driver. 46 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 1: She drives diggers around. I love this story. And she's 47 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: forty years of age now. 48 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 2: So not old veterans. You're talking about big machinery, yes, Siggers. 49 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 3: Oh, yes, she's got some constructions. 50 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 2: She's not drive. He's a personal chauffeur for those who 51 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 2: have served in the war. 52 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 1: What will you make Korean right? Jump in? No? So okay, 53 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 1: So I'm going to go through Prince Harry and Sasha's 54 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: experienced the five basic things from the story that she 55 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: told over the weekend. Number one Bailey's and Sambuger, number two, 56 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: back of the pub, number three, Marlborough Lights. Number four, 57 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 1: he wore boxes and there was no chatting. And number 58 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: five five minutes, So there's. 59 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 3: Prince Harry's minutes sweating. 60 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: There's Prince Harry's virginity wrapped up in five basic things. 61 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 2: Well, okay, okay, So that's her version or his? Is 62 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 2: that what she has come out? 63 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: He said? 64 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 4: She said his version was pretty similar, I think if 65 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 4: in the book. 66 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 2: And then he got up and killed twenty five Taliban guys. 67 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: No mine, I've told this story before. Yeah, So mine 68 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: was met in Heaven the nightclub. Number two, she had 69 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 1: my mum's name. Number three. We went to Paradise where 70 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: she lived. Number four asthma attacked, that's right, and number 71 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: five she woke up in Hell. Unfortunately, it's the story 72 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: Heaven Paradise, Hell, still hurting. 73 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 2: I would have to go. The five key elements for 74 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 2: mine would be friend's house, VB girlfriend, awkward position, No, undys. 75 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 3: Well that's generally help. 76 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 2: She was your girlfriend, right, Okay, yeah, we'd be going 77 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 2: for a couple of months. What was awkward position? Just 78 00:03:56,040 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 2: didn't work the way we tried it the first time. Oh, sorry, 79 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: you'll have to read my book. Spare. You have to read. 80 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 2: It's all in my book, Spare if you have the time, Sarah, 81 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 2: what about you? And you want to so. 82 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 3: Unitable sharing this? 83 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: No? 84 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 3: Yeah I am. I'm sweating, so. 85 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: Grate up thirteen twenty fourteen. If you've got five basic 86 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: things that you remember from your first that you can 87 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: tell us similar. 88 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, boyfriend who I'm still friends with? 89 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: Okay, yes, boyfriend. 90 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 4: Uniba, the unibar which one I don't remember what the 91 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 4: batist Univa was. 92 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 2: Called, doesn't matter. 93 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 3: YEA dorm room. What have I written? 94 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 4: The dorm room? 95 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a dorm room, not sleeping. 96 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 1: Twelve dorm rooms aren't like dorms. Like a college, you 97 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: get your own room. Yeah, right, yeah, private. 98 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 3: It's not like a hostel where there's thirteen. 99 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: Beds, and it's not a dormitory where there's other beds 100 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: in the same room. 101 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 4: I think they I think that there's two, but no 102 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 4: dorm is all the rooms in a space. 103 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 3: No, we were in a private area hanging Vince. 104 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: Not a show. 105 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 3: Sarah very nervous. Wanted it over. Not because of a 106 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 3: reflection on him. 107 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 2: Just I was commonly known as a bad experience. Wasn't 108 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:20,919 Speaker 2: Tom David? You had a poster of him on your ceiling, like. 109 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 5: He mind if I have to do this number one 110 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 5: number one police Woodstocks. 111 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 2: You know. 112 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:38,840 Speaker 1: Frankston. 113 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the number two m CG on the number 114 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 5: three Hawthorne Football Club. That was the team that she 115 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 5: went for. It wasn't with Righte she was wearing the scarf. 116 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: Was with Robert. 117 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 2: I would have gotten the lone. 118 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 5: And number four Sweaty and number five Midnight Oil was on. 119 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 2: That sounds awesome. Just think your sister would say the 120 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 2: same discussing you were going to go. That's awesome, mate. 121 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 2: Can you explain the mc g part. 122 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: We had a kiss at Lighttown. 123 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 2: Number four, that's what started. That's hot man. You love 124 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 2: your footing. You know me. There's one thing I love? 125 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: What stocks? 126 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 3: And do we want to sharing these details on earth? 127 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: Do we want to open this up? 128 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 2: When you're asking a lot, aren't you? You're asking a 129 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,239 Speaker 2: lot for five? 130 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: If you're listening right now, pull the car over right 131 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: down your five basic things that you remember from the 132 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: first time you got intimate with someone. We've gone through 133 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,160 Speaker 1: the team. 134 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 2: Should we save MDG for the last Let's get him 135 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 2: out of the world MDG Five that you remember? 136 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 6: Okay, So the first is the phrase, I don't want 137 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 6: you to go to Union virgin And so is that 138 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 6: what she said? 139 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: He said to me? 140 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 6: I said, well, I mean it sort of looked like 141 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 6: it's out of my hands, and so she said, let's 142 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 6: fix that tonight. So number two was so for bed 143 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 6: at Sophia McGregor's parents house. 144 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 3: I wouldn't name. 145 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: She wasn't a girl. It was just a lot of details, different. 146 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 6: Friend, confusing, let's try that again, and dad picking us 147 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 6: up in the morning and dropping her home. 148 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 2: The old man, he was able just to be part 149 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 2: of the walk of shame. 150 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, he drove the he will drive of shame, the 151 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 6: initial drive of shame. 152 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm Cursey from Saint Mary's. What are your five basic 153 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: things that you remember for me? First? 154 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Camara, Now ye, another couple the Wall's say 155 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 2: that again? Shadows on the wall and gay? 156 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: Okay, this is an awesome So did you meet? It 157 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 1: came out Kirsty? I thought her. 158 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 7: I had a good friend that worked there and we 159 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 7: got introduced through them. 160 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: So who was the other couple, Kirsty? 161 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,080 Speaker 8: Well, it was the friend who introduced her. 162 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 2: Was at their house. 163 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 9: And I was very nervous and it all happened in 164 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 9: the same bedroom. 165 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 2: When you say gay, well, we were going for So 166 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: it was you and another girl. 167 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, me and a guy, and then 168 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 9: it was her and her partner. 169 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 1: Ah, she had okay, so she was with another female, right, 170 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: another guy? 171 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,440 Speaker 3: You said day, didn't you? 172 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 1: No? Gay? 173 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,680 Speaker 6: He ended up being gay? 174 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: Oh, gsty. 175 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 2: There's a lot to desire for there, there is. It 176 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 2: would have been a pretty busy bedroom. That would have 177 00:08:59,120 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 2: been quite awkward. 178 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Tommy and Hunter's Hill. What are 179 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,959 Speaker 1: your five words? Tom Mine? 180 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 7: Thirty seven degrees, car, car two minutes, awkward. 181 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 4: Oh okay, yours needs no explanations. 182 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 8: Thirty seven degrees in the car. 183 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: Whose idea was that, Tommy was it was a bit 184 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: of a situation. 185 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 2: Let's just say that, Ibby, you're locked in there or something. Tommy, 186 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 2: I wish what was your third part? Mate? 187 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 1: We missed it, the third one. Yeah, it's on, it's on. 188 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: It's rocks on, rocks on, socks on, socks on, thirty 189 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: seven degrees in a car with sock socks. 190 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 2: On you romantic? Jeez? 191 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,679 Speaker 1: Kelly and Camden. What are the five basic things you 192 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 1: remember from your first Kelly? 193 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 2: All right, here goes so neizy parents, how hugo? 194 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 7: Did your pregnant? 195 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 1: And big trouble. 196 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 2: Kelly from from your first? 197 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: On your first? Yes, you got pregnant. Are you still 198 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: with the guy kill? No, we did separate, but still 199 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: good friends. 200 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 2: Actually, and you have the baby, kel No, that we had. 201 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,559 Speaker 8: One together about four years later. 202 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, that's a good list, Kelly, Tommy, you know 203 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 2: what we've done a lot on this show over the years. Yeah, 204 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 2: we never before have we done? Did your fall pregnant? 205 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 2: When you lost your virginity? Is a phone topic for 206 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 2: commercial radio, tom. 207 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:49,600 Speaker 1: Because you wouldn't know how. I mean, how hard it is, 208 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: first of all, to get pregnant. Yeah, there's only a 209 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: certain time frame for you to get pregnant. 210 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,440 Speaker 3: If it the younger you are. 211 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,199 Speaker 1: But it's two days, Sarah, that thank god, two days 212 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: a month. 213 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 2: You've got a small window there. 214 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 10: Oh my god, the timing is unbelievable. So much has 215 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 10: to happen for that to be right. Geez, Helly, thanks 216 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 10: very much for your calling for. 217 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 1: All of them sharing. That's an unbelievable effort. They're all 218 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,560 Speaker 1: getting two hundred and fifty dollars to Yeah, absolutely, Ribs 219 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: and burger Bucks, Burger World done it. It felt like 220 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: a holiday after your holidays. 221 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 2: Plan your next getaway on the what If app and 222 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 2: access mobile exclusive. 223 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: Deals plus select hotels are fully refundable just in case 224 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: your plans change. 225 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,720 Speaker 2: Booking cancelation, windows applay what if It's ozzy for travel. 226 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,920 Speaker 1: We want to talk about the five lies you should 227 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 1: never tell on your resume and why you should own 228 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 1: the gap. 229 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,959 Speaker 2: Gee, you're doing a lot of lists of five this morning. 230 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: Mate. I'm just getting my resume together at the moment as. 231 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,839 Speaker 2: We speak, a BuzzFeed have you now? 232 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 1: Now? These are I mean, I'm just going to quickly 233 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: go through them. They're plumping up your achievements, tweaking stats 234 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,240 Speaker 1: including your salary. Don't do that because they will find 235 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 1: out what Wow, They'll ring your ex employee and find out. 236 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 4: I don't think old bosses tell the amount though, do 237 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 4: they don't? 238 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: You don't cover gaps in your work history as well 239 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: if you had time off. Be honest with them. Don't 240 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 1: say you know you were covering gaps with other things 241 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 1: as well. They're trying to say a lot of people do. 242 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: Line resumes you a bit of extra icing on the cake. 243 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 2: It needs a bit of sugar. But when you say 244 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,080 Speaker 2: you're between jobs, I think that's fine. 245 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 1: It depends. 246 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 3: Is it five years between. 247 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 2: Johns to make the transition and go all right? Well 248 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,560 Speaker 2: that's when I finished that. So then I shifted. I 249 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,839 Speaker 2: took some time off to do some thinking and now 250 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,480 Speaker 2: I know exactly what I want to do. 251 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: There's a great article in the City Morning Hair all 252 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: over the weekend of Scott Ryan, the guy who wrote 253 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 1: the Australian show Mister in Between, and he came up 254 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 1: with the character Ray Shuesmith, which has now gone global 255 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 1: to one hundred and eight countries around the world. He 256 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 1: didn't start writing, or he started writing in his twenties. 257 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,680 Speaker 1: He got knocked back on a couple of things. He 258 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 1: actually did this thing up on stage where he did 259 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: a skit where he was speaking to mister Invisible and 260 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,679 Speaker 1: he said it died so bad. 261 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 2: He said, I. 262 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: Couldn't I couldn't go back on stage for ages. So 263 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 1: he didn't start writing until he was like in his 264 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:21,320 Speaker 1: thirties and forties, right, and now he's got this huge 265 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: show that Quentin Tarantino's reading Love. 266 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 2: It's just it's an amazing story. 267 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: But he was on the doll for ten years wow, 268 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,680 Speaker 1: and then was driving taxis in a Chooka before he 269 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: came up with the idea for this TV show Just 270 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:33,840 Speaker 1: between ll do. 271 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,360 Speaker 2: It's there for a decade. 272 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: The last one though, they said, do not use overblown 273 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: titles because employers can see straight through it and they 274 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,600 Speaker 1: know exactly what you're doing. So let's go through some 275 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 1: overblown tires job titles or inflated job titles. If you 276 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,160 Speaker 1: know one, thirteen, twenty four to ten. They're saying stuff like, 277 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: I mean, these have all been used before a meat distribution, 278 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,440 Speaker 1: an engineer to the butcher that's someone who works at 279 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: a deli and just gives you some cold meats. That's 280 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,079 Speaker 1: not bad. What about a brand warrior. A warrior is 281 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 1: a big one. A lot of people use warrior in 282 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: their job title of a month, but a brand warrior 283 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 1: is just a marketing associate. Right, Okay, this is one 284 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 1: of my favorites. Director of first Impressions. Yeah, receptionist, reception 285 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 1: I like that one. 286 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 3: I think that's true. 287 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 2: They deserve that title. 288 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 11: They do. 289 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 2: Word herder, word herder. 290 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, editor, that's a copywriter. Yeah, right, word heurder. What 291 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 1: about a knowledge Someone's passed out a business card to 292 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: a girl and said, I am a knowledge navigator, knowledge 293 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: full of a teacher. 294 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 2: A teacher, knowledge navigator. Okay, I'm going to put that 295 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 2: bit of knowledge over there, so keep that there. 296 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 1: Developers have been using a web kahoona. 297 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 3: That's a terrible. 298 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 1: A vision clearance engineer. 299 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 2: Is that in the tower at the airport. 300 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 1: It's a window washer. 301 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,160 Speaker 2: Window washer show. Okay, makes sense. 302 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 1: So inflated job titles is what we're looking for. If 303 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: you if you've used one, they do sound good. Like 304 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 1: I told you before, my mate's a senior vice president, 305 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: so that is unbelievable. He goes, don't get too excited 306 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 1: because there's thirteen of them. 307 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 2: I didn't think you could do that. I think you 308 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 2: can have a ranking like that. All right, you guys 309 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 2: are all vice presidents. 310 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: Good luck, And he said, I'm the oldest of the 311 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: senior vice presidents now, so I'm going to try to 312 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,120 Speaker 1: get an even more inflated job title. 313 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 2: So he's the senior of the senior vice president. 314 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 1: I don't know where you go from. 315 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 2: There, president, just straight to senior president. 316 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: Of course. 317 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 2: You know it's twenty five presidents. 318 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 1: Chris has given us a kill from Chester Hill. What's 319 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: the inflated job title? Chris, sanitation manager for a cleaner? 320 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,680 Speaker 2: Okay, sanitation manager? 321 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: Well, you're the word manager? Is what really strikes you 322 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: in that, isn't it? So? 323 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 2: I wonder if you're your own boss there, Chris, Is 324 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 2: that what you do? Mate? 325 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,400 Speaker 1: I know it was one of my best mates. 326 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 2: I am my old job, right, sanitation manager? Okay? 327 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,680 Speaker 1: Right? I feel like in marketing and advertising there's a 328 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 1: few doozies as well. What about a brand and this 329 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 1: one is for a marketer, a brand evangelist? 330 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 3: Too confusing because I don't know what the word evangelists. 331 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: Well, an evangelist is someone that preaches to everything, right, yes, 332 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: the salesman, Yeah yeah, Well evangelist is in the church. 333 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 1: He's the one that gets up in front of everyone 334 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: and preaches to everybody. Is that a salesman? So well, no, 335 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 1: it's just a marketer. 336 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 3: Oh right, that's what the market is. 337 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew and Botany, what's your inflated job title? 338 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 9: How you guys are going? I've had a couple of bits. 339 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 9: So I met one of my mates. I haven't there 340 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 9: in a while. He told me he's actually a truck driver, 341 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 9: but a council pick it up rubbish. He said his 342 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 9: title is a gobologist years as a pick up. 343 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: Line cabolog Yeah okay, yeah, and does it work. 344 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 9: One of the other one was he was a head 345 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 9: chef at KFD. 346 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,159 Speaker 1: Chef can't up? Can you? 347 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,240 Speaker 2: How bad is that? He's probably just been there the longest. 348 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,400 Speaker 1: Git everyone's neck door subway. I've always used sandwich artists 349 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: to get people. 350 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 2: I like that term, Andrew, Thanks Buddy, Josh and Woollongong 351 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,960 Speaker 2: inflated job title? 352 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,880 Speaker 9: It was an underwater ceramic technician and. 353 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: What do they do wash dishes? 354 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 2: That is very clever Josha like that was that you? Mate? 355 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,399 Speaker 2: Was that you or one of your friends? 356 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 8: Much for your whip podcast? 357 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 2: Well under the mums and dads again, for getting the 358 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 2: kids back to school. I mean Ted's got an outfit 359 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 2: now where he has to have his shirt eyed. 360 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 3: Breaking. 361 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,480 Speaker 2: Just another thing though, just another thing. 362 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: You've got someone who comes in irons. 363 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,639 Speaker 2: And I'd like to also find a complaint the amount 364 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,960 Speaker 2: of homework required. Ted's ingrad too, Jackson Grade one. It's 365 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 2: got me going to late o'clock at night, sitting there 366 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 2: going through it with homework. 367 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,440 Speaker 1: When you went just. 368 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 2: Know but at this stage prior to I think you 369 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,479 Speaker 2: said when I can at least help out a little bit? 370 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 2: After that, Lisa will do it. 371 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,160 Speaker 3: Can I say? 372 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,760 Speaker 4: I'm a bit excited to learn again because I think 373 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 4: I know nothing, but the amount of things that William 374 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,679 Speaker 4: tells me now no, but it's awesome. I feel like 375 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,359 Speaker 4: I now know all the names of the dinosaurs. I 376 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 4: don't remember knowing that. 377 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 1: Wait till I reckon the cutoff point is year five, 378 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:26,200 Speaker 1: year six. 379 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,920 Speaker 3: And then the eclipse me, No, you don't get it. 380 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,719 Speaker 1: Wait till Mats Maths is like, yeah, you know what? 381 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,360 Speaker 1: And you feel so good when you're doing times tables 382 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:36,880 Speaker 1: with the kids flying and this is awesome, and then 383 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,440 Speaker 1: it's like. 384 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:42,399 Speaker 2: What your best Your best bet is to ask your teacher, 385 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 2: that's what you should do. Get long division, that'll under panicked. 386 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:46,639 Speaker 1: At home. 387 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 2: Yesterday, Lisa was sitting in the kitchen and I was 388 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 2: sitting in the lounge room, and we're both on our computers. 389 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 2: And then I heard her go what And I said, yeah, 390 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,399 Speaker 2: I just got that email through. It was from the 391 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:07,920 Speaker 2: school saying that tomorrow both Ted and Jack's books needed 392 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:08,720 Speaker 2: to be contacted. 393 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,399 Speaker 10: Now, I don't know if you've done much contacting or 394 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,480 Speaker 10: laminating or not laminating. 395 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,280 Speaker 3: The front of the book. You know, you put the 396 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 3: some people had colored. 397 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,199 Speaker 2: Sometimes you put bubbled on. 398 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 3: Had to use the ruler to smooth. She'ld have brought 399 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,439 Speaker 3: them in. I'm very good at you. 400 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 11: I love it. 401 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,320 Speaker 2: Let's buy a day. I'll bring it in and i'll 402 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 2: give it to yon reception. She might be able to 403 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 2: do it for us. 404 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,119 Speaker 1: I was about to say, you get everyone else to laminate. 405 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,120 Speaker 2: I said, honey, we've got a solution here. She said, 406 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 2: I can handle the contacting. I can do this as 407 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 2: a parent. So for about an hour, the two of 408 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,400 Speaker 2: us with the contact marking it out ruling cutting, and 409 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,080 Speaker 2: Lisa said, no, I know how to do this. We 410 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 2: got into the biggest blow up about how to contact 411 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 2: the book. 412 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 4: You've got to cut the corners, to cut the corner 413 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 4: so that foots down. 414 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,359 Speaker 2: Qing defense, and then you get lines going through it. 415 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 2: Then you get bubbles, and then kids are getting upset 416 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 2: because they don't want bubbles because then Lisa tried to 417 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 2: pin and then you've got little broken areas popping up 418 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 2: like rotten pimple. 419 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,639 Speaker 4: We've got to do it over the right color print 420 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 4: on the page so that you can't see the pin prick, 421 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,919 Speaker 4: and then push it the right way should. 422 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 2: It just come up. I don't understand how full of 423 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,600 Speaker 2: it was. It got to the point where we were 424 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 2: yelling at each other, and then I said, honey, there's 425 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 2: only one way to do this. YouTube. So we watched 426 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 2: a YouTube video on how to contact books. 427 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:31,959 Speaker 3: It's not easy. 428 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,879 Speaker 2: This is an unbelievable moment of failure as a parent. 429 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,680 Speaker 2: And then it was okay, well you do the next one, 430 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 2: which I did. The thing is i'd been in the 431 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 2: pool and I only had a pair of very short 432 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 2: shorts on this is. 433 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 3: Where sticky nuts. Is that what you're about to say? 434 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,080 Speaker 2: Do you think I contacted my balls? 435 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 4: Maybe something fell out? 436 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,200 Speaker 2: I got it stuck under one of the books, and 437 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 2: this is this is the reading book for God to 438 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,639 Speaker 2: So I just this is the behavior which upsets me. 439 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 2: You can see Mom and Dad a flat out trying 440 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 2: to contact books. You're doing all the right things. Little 441 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:16,760 Speaker 2: do I know Jack has cut a meter of contact 442 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 2: off the roll. I'm focused with the rule of trying 443 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 2: to get the contact ons doing my head in popping bubbles, 444 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 2: and he goes and grabs it while I'm sitting there 445 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 2: and wraps it around my leg, peels it. 446 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:35,159 Speaker 1: Off and wrack your extra hairy at the moment with 447 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,159 Speaker 1: your medication. 448 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 2: My medication. I couldn't stand up because it was pulling 449 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 2: on the head. So I then spent half an hour 450 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 2: trying to remove contact from my legs. 451 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,879 Speaker 3: Did you use hot oil? 452 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:46,720 Speaker 1: No? 453 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 2: I just I just went for it, says, I just 454 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 2: had to go for it. So I'm now left with 455 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,600 Speaker 2: no hair on one fire. Well, it looks like I've. 456 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: Just I mean, Lisa's been dealing with prexsit home it 457 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: aren't for a while, so she's she's. 458 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 2: Trying to ard them out, still trying to earn them out, 459 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,000 Speaker 2: thinking of all parents that have the pressure of contacting This. 460 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 8: Morning the Whipper podcast. 461 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 2: Let's get onto this one, Terrible News says, and thank you. 462 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,879 Speaker 2: We're going to get more of an update in the 463 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 2: year seven point thirty. I can't believe they've done this 464 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,399 Speaker 2: kind of have some sexy music music macher, and this 465 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 2: is devastating because on the back of a lot of 466 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 2: changing rooms doors for the ladies over the years, they've 467 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 2: been the calendar of firefighters. 468 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. 469 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 2: Now, when you become a firefighter's element of sexy about 470 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,280 Speaker 2: it isn't there. It's a man in univorse, a uniform 471 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 2: that can rescue you from a dangerous situation. And as 472 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 2: it turns out, underneath all that protective gear, quite often 473 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 2: there's a hot rig courage as well, you know courage 474 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 2: I made that coach. 475 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 1: Firefighters go into you know, they will go into life 476 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,639 Speaker 1: threatening situation. 477 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,120 Speaker 2: You'll save your life, Ken's parties. 478 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 4: But so to police, and they don't have the same 479 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 4: stigma as you're right as the whole body under their outfit, 480 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 4: which is an I'm sure slide on the cops. 481 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: Actually, why have they done a cop one that would 482 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: be great. You know a guy with his top off 483 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,960 Speaker 1: and it's getting tasered or someone tasering. 484 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 2: It's a step down when you're at the law. You 485 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 2: need to be even more official when you step down 486 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 2: of the firefighter. Right you're on an emergency call and 487 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,680 Speaker 2: you're hanging out of the fire station with the team 488 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 2: when you're amit sexy. Guess what I went on on 489 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 2: Saturday fits the run diet. Sorry he needed to after 490 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,280 Speaker 2: la I went on the fire truck that we spoke 491 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,120 Speaker 2: about not long ago with the pole on it. Why 492 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 2: because I went to a kids party and they'd organized 493 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,160 Speaker 2: for the fire truck to arrive. The fire truck arrives, 494 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 2: there's a bench seats in the back where a big 495 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,120 Speaker 2: pole in the middle for a kid's party, and I thought, 496 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 2: hang on a minute, I'm familiar with this. We've spoken 497 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 2: about this on air. So they do hinges nights and 498 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,480 Speaker 2: kids party, kids parties. I would suggest the hen's parties 499 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 2: dominate it because if you look at it, you can 500 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 2: tell the back of the fire fire engine has been 501 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:05,920 Speaker 2: designed so you can just hose it out. So's a firefighter, 502 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 2: if he's a firefighter, gets up and says, hey, kids, 503 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 2: by the way, when we stop at a red light, 504 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 2: make sure you get up and start dancing. I'm sitting 505 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,160 Speaker 2: next to ten we put up at a red light. 506 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 2: He grabs onto the pole and starts swinging around. No no, no, no, no, no, 507 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,920 Speaker 2: no anything but the pole. Do not touch the pole. 508 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: Hopefully they sterilized the pole. 509 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 3: They wiped down between guests. 510 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,840 Speaker 2: Twenty thirteen, they changed up due to demand the firefighter calendar, 511 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 2: and they introduced women firefighters, so you would go January male, 512 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 2: February female, March. You're flipping around. They went, who's it 513 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,480 Speaker 2: for anymore? Who's this firefighter calendar? 514 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,120 Speaker 3: For unnecessary equality? 515 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,679 Speaker 2: There isn't it, And then they separated its stairs and went, 516 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,360 Speaker 2: let's do a female and a male. But by then 517 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 2: they'd lost interest. The firefighter calendar community had switched off. 518 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 4: You don't think it's because people have just generally switched 519 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,920 Speaker 4: off purchasing calendars. 520 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't need calendar. 521 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 4: I got home and someone had stuck on the fridge 522 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 4: which family member a calendar? 523 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 3: And I thought, why why he's buying a calendar. 524 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 2: I'm using the Yellow Pages a lot these days. 525 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,320 Speaker 1: Our father's generation, do you remember as a kid, and 526 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,480 Speaker 1: you'd go around or mate's house and out in the 527 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 1: back shed their old man would the Jim Beam calendars, 528 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,639 Speaker 1: where you know, they'd just be a girl having a 529 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: nice glass of jim Bean without any clothes, without a top. 530 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,520 Speaker 3: On it, relaxing after work. 531 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: I used to think to myself, is that how you 532 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: have to drink it? 533 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:35,920 Speaker 8: Mom? 534 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 3: Is she really that comfortable? 535 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 2: Can you please never have a gym bean, mom? Because 536 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 2: apparently this is what it does. It makes a close disappear. 537 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,639 Speaker 2: My dad used to subscribe to Playboy. He had a 538 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,880 Speaker 2: subscription and would tell Mom it's just for the articles, 539 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 2: for the articles. He wanted to keep up with the 540 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 2: business stories. And maybe he was seen drinking jim Beam 541 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 2: at the same time. But I'm proud of it. 542 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 1: There's also home Bloke of the Year. 543 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 2: I think, yes, you paid in Jim. 544 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 8: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast. 545 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 4: What Shirah the top trending stories and entertainment this morning. 546 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,719 Speaker 4: It is Grammy's Day. This is exciting. Beyonce is poised 547 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 4: to walk away with the most wins ever, so she 548 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 4: has the all time record along with Jay Z for 549 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,240 Speaker 4: nominations eighty eight nominations in their career, each not together, each. 550 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,000 Speaker 1: Speak one, isn't it? 551 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 8: It is? 552 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 3: And if she wins. 553 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 4: Four of her nine nods today, she will be the 554 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 4: most decorated artist in Grammy history. 555 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 3: Michael Jamesonsana is up? 556 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 2: There is he? 557 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know who the record is. I thought Jackson, 558 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: Michael Jernies Grammy wins. 559 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,679 Speaker 3: Ever, I know I think it was. 560 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 4: Quincy Jones is the second most awarded artist of all time. 561 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 2: The current record holder is the late classical conductor George Salty. 562 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 1: That's salty. 563 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,359 Speaker 2: He has thirty one mate, or he'll be very salty. 564 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 2: If Beyonce goes past him, then we go Quincy Jones 565 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,120 Speaker 2: twenty eight, Beyonce twenty eight. And I don't know who 566 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 2: the other people are? 567 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 3: Amazing, isn't it? 568 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 4: Because you do think it would be Michael Jackson and 569 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,639 Speaker 4: those sorts of people. The big one, though Album of 570 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,480 Speaker 4: the Year Harry Styles is up for a Lizzo, Beyonce, 571 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,880 Speaker 4: Kendrick Lamar, Coldplay, adele Like. It's a hotly contested one 572 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,600 Speaker 4: this year. Taylor Swift has four nomes. Her new album 573 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 4: Midnights isn't in contention. 574 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,880 Speaker 3: It was released too. 575 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: Late, is she going, sir today, do you know, I 576 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: don't know. 577 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 3: But you would think so, you would think so. 578 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 4: With four nooms, Harry is performing, Sam Smith, Mary Jay, Lizzo, 579 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 4: Trevor Noah is hosting. But speaking of Lizzo, At one 580 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 4: of the pre Grammy parties last night, she made a 581 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,280 Speaker 4: debut with her boyfriend then our Instagram official. 582 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,200 Speaker 3: Red carpet official. 583 00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 2: What do we know about him? 584 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 4: His name is Mike Wright. He is an actor and comedian. 585 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 4: And they were embracing each other on the red carpet. 586 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,320 Speaker 1: That is a great stage. 587 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 3: He is my right, like right, not wrong. So there 588 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 3: we go. 589 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,000 Speaker 4: I suspect if she gets a plus one she'll take 590 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:06,359 Speaker 4: into that. 591 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 1: Do you know what? 592 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 2: And for anybody going along to those awards, like Teller Swift, 593 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,040 Speaker 2: if we sit in the red carp butt win, know 594 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 2: that she's won. Because when you're an artist that that size, 595 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,640 Speaker 2: if you're not winning, you're not turning up. 596 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,160 Speaker 1: Says you are not turning up to Well, see that's 597 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 1: what Whippa always finds it. 598 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,520 Speaker 10: Before you win an ACRA, before we go the Radio Awards, 599 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,640 Speaker 10: you wouldn't be the only one in the industry who 600 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 10: does that. 601 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,199 Speaker 3: Guys, this is quite shocking. 602 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 4: Sam Smith has revealed just how difficult it's been living 603 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 4: in the public eye, particularly in Britain since coming out 604 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 4: as non binary. 605 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 12: I can deal with not google themselves, not reading comments, 606 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 12: that's something I can control. What people don't realize with 607 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 12: transformbinary people in the UK is it's happening in the street. 608 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 12: I'm being abused in the street verbally more than I 609 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 12: ever have. So that was the hardest part I think 610 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 12: was being at home in the UK and like having 611 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 12: people showering in the industry in the three it's crazy. 612 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,360 Speaker 3: Go on, unbelievable. 613 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,520 Speaker 1: I feel like there's there's so many people out there. 614 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 1: If you highlight something, they will just magnify it even 615 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 1: more as well. 616 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,640 Speaker 3: Just look, why does it matter other people live their 617 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,520 Speaker 3: life not hurting you. 618 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 2: Let Sam go, How. 619 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,760 Speaker 3: Angry are you to walk up and spit on? 620 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 4: So I just think it's disgusting anyway, I thought that 621 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 4: was very sad, but good on him for talking about it. 622 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,240 Speaker 4: Hopefully people pull their heads in sticking over with that 623 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 4: start of the world though this is quite funny. Lewis Capaldi, 624 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 4: we know he likes to tell a silly story, so 625 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,800 Speaker 4: he was on Michael McIntyre's Big Show, which is a 626 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,200 Speaker 4: big show over in the UK. It's very funny and 627 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 4: they what they do in one of the segments is 628 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 4: take a celebrity's phone and they project up on a 629 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 4: big screen pictures in it, or they text message random 630 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 4: numbers in it and see which celebrity mates respond. 631 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 3: It's very funny. 632 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 4: Lewis is sitting next to Ed Sheeran and a couple 633 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 4: of photos are going up on the screen. 634 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 3: So the first one he references is him and Ed. 635 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 3: The second one is him in some tight white briefs. 636 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 3: Have a listener drunk. 637 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 1: I like to cast my friends if you're kissing another man? 638 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:18,880 Speaker 11: And then his next photo, Oh, I'm smuggling quite a 639 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:26,000 Speaker 11: few budgies there. Why are you taking these photos just 640 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 11: for like personal use? 641 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 3: I love the photo. 642 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,800 Speaker 4: So the first one was him kissing a sheering, so 643 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 4: that's where he said, I hope the next one's not 644 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 4: a few kissing another man. 645 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 3: The second one with. 646 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,960 Speaker 4: Him in some white underwear smuggling quite a few budgies. 647 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 3: And that's when he said, well, why do you even 648 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 3: have them? 649 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,920 Speaker 2: He doesn't mind it, doesn't He remember when he song 650 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,680 Speaker 2: went number one and he was doing an interview, and 651 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 2: he was so excited that he messaged his mum, and 652 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 2: his mom had a look at the photo and his 653 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,360 Speaker 2: pants were so tight, and she just wrote back, you've 654 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 2: got a cameltoe. 655 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,840 Speaker 8: The Fan Whipper Podcast. 656 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 2: All right, here you go, guys, if you've been on 657 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 2: a bad date, you've never met the person before, and 658 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 2: you just to go for a drink or dinner and 659 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 2: you sit down at the table and you think, oh 660 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 2: my god, I can't get out of here quick enough. 661 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,560 Speaker 2: We've all had those moments. The average time spent being 662 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 2: polite and working out how to get out of a date, 663 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 2: which includes getting your friends to call you, faking an emergency, 664 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,720 Speaker 2: pretending you have a headache, or just suddenly falling ill. 665 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 2: Fifty one minutes. 666 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,320 Speaker 3: That's pretty healthy. 667 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think it's fifty one minutes at least 668 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,480 Speaker 2: gives you a chance to get a feed in well. 669 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: It came, and to find out a little bit about 670 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:30,640 Speaker 1: them as well. 671 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 672 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,920 Speaker 1: I remember I went on one date and I said to her, 673 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: that is a beautiful ankle bracelet that you got there. 674 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: It's actually flashing. 675 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're out of your region. You're not 676 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,440 Speaker 2: allowed to go more than five ks from home and 677 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 2: you haven't checked in at the police station. Tommy, you 678 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,680 Speaker 2: went on a date one time. No, don't roll your 679 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 2: eyes because you said it didn't last long, because you 680 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 2: sat down and very quickly worked out she was racist. 681 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was really Yeah. How she described some 682 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 5: people who are sitting outside the restaurant. I was like, 683 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 5: and that was like within the first couple of minutes, 684 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,959 Speaker 5: she'd said some very you know, oh foul things. And 685 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 5: immediately I was like, guys, check please. 686 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not gonna have a shot at this tier. 687 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 2: You won't be kissing these lips. 688 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, so she really missed out. 689 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 3: Did she do follow up with you? 690 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:22,720 Speaker 1: Like wow? 691 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,080 Speaker 3: For date number two? 692 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, she did do follow up and I just I 693 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,520 Speaker 5: sat ghosted her. 694 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 1: I think it's amazing that you you actually turned it 695 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,080 Speaker 1: around with her and you're married, and that now. 696 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 2: She's changed though. I mean we've canceled her, but she's 697 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 2: changed a little bit. 698 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,960 Speaker 1: To give people a second chance. 699 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,000 Speaker 2: So you really I remember going on this date with 700 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 2: a girl and she was drinking. I've never seen anybody 701 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,240 Speaker 2: consume white wine like this. 702 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,920 Speaker 1: She was drink on a plane. 703 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 2: No, No, two glasses of white wine to one beer 704 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,880 Speaker 2: for me, so I'm sort of three beers in. She's 705 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 2: six classes of white wine and now slurring her words just. 706 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 3: To get through the hour. 707 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,760 Speaker 2: She wasn't doing that. She was obviously nervous. 708 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,720 Speaker 4: It's like, if nothing else is going to write myself 709 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 4: off his chat. 710 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,800 Speaker 1: The restaurant going, oh, meeting, I'm going to need three bottles. 711 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,160 Speaker 4: Bartend to just keep them coming every time you see 712 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,160 Speaker 4: my glassket. 713 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,120 Speaker 2: I hadn't actually thought of that. 714 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 4: She was interesting. 715 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,160 Speaker 2: And then there was that really all good moment at 716 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,520 Speaker 2: the front because the date wrapped up pretty quickly because 717 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 2: she was slurring and stumbling where I said, all right, well, 718 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 2: great to meet you. I suppose you're going that way 719 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,800 Speaker 2: and I'll go that way. 720 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 13: Great, Thank god we went in directions. She ran the 721 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:45,600 Speaker 13: quickest one. Really lovely to meet you, But I'm gonna. 722 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,520 Speaker 3: Did she fight you to come home with you? 723 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,400 Speaker 2: Do you know what I would with this girl? One 724 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 2: time she used to sell fridges. 725 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 1: She went out with. 726 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,480 Speaker 3: How funny the guy here is so much? 727 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 2: She moved out of fridges and got into dental care 728 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,440 Speaker 2: and on the date right and sat down with her 729 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 2: for maybe two hours. She had invited me to come 730 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 2: to Thailand with her on a selling trip, a sales 731 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,240 Speaker 2: trip selling dental care. Michael doesn't do Thailand. 732 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,440 Speaker 1: It's a little bit did. 733 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 2: To Thailand, thank you very much. 734 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,280 Speaker 1: Yes more than once. 735 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,319 Speaker 2: More than once? 736 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,520 Speaker 1: Is that on the way to Europe, no mate, and 737 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,920 Speaker 1: then Thailand. 738 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 2: Then it was we got out in front of the restaurant. 739 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,680 Speaker 2: She said we'll do this again, won't we And I 740 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,439 Speaker 2: didn't know how to say in that moment, No, no way, 741 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,319 Speaker 2: we will back. 742 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:39,920 Speaker 1: And she was. 743 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:47,800 Speaker 2: Kilan's in Kirawee. Kilan saved me here in the studio. Kilan. 744 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 2: It was the earliest that you walked out on a date, buddy, So. 745 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 7: Maybe this happens back in high school days and for ages. 746 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 7: And I was like, yep, she's the wine. I told 747 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,319 Speaker 7: my dad all about New Supersto and I meet up 748 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,719 Speaker 7: with her and I got catfish completely looked like a 749 00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 7: completely different person to get out of there. So I 750 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,000 Speaker 7: made excuses like, oh, my dad wants to come and 751 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 7: blah blah blah. Anyway, it was like the next week 752 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,040 Speaker 7: I went to Well, went to the movies with my 753 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 7: parents and she was there. My dad invited her. 754 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,439 Speaker 1: No d was having a crack. We had to back 755 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:28,799 Speaker 1: it up. 756 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,480 Speaker 7: Yeah, I wasn't too happy with them me. Why did 757 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,640 Speaker 7: you do that? You told me she was the one. 758 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:43,279 Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, d not for you, mate, I. 759 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 7: Think going to get me on your dating. 760 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,320 Speaker 2: Show, Tommy could kill and traffic dating? 761 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, have you been single for a while kiling? 762 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,000 Speaker 9: Yeah? 763 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,239 Speaker 2: Mate, get Kilan's joining the show? Do we wouldn't it 764 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,879 Speaker 2: be amazing if you won the title of Kielan's Heart. 765 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,160 Speaker 1: Do you know the other one? 766 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:01,400 Speaker 2: I was? 767 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: Tommy? Yeah, and the other one that we've got to 768 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: think about getting on recently single John Singleton. 769 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,239 Speaker 2: Singer at the age of eighty three. 770 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,600 Speaker 1: We do traffic dating. 771 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,319 Speaker 6: I've heard Ray Hadley try to basically traffic dat him 772 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,160 Speaker 6: out on his show and use it as a forum 773 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 6: for singer. I mean, there's surely a market for very 774 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,799 Speaker 6: rich white men out there. 775 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,160 Speaker 1: Eighty one years of many times has he been married? 776 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,960 Speaker 2: Six he's feeling lonely. We might have to help him out, reliable. 777 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,919 Speaker 1: You hang up the celebrant, wren't you at some stage? Yeah? 778 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,000 Speaker 1: I wouldn't bother with that. You don't do singer first, 779 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:37,600 Speaker 1: or kill. 780 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,360 Speaker 2: Kill and go out with singer and could kill on 781 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 2: I mean Kilan you'd be ready to come on the show. 782 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 2: For traffic dating, what do you reckon Tommy Tomorrow? 783 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's still. 784 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,920 Speaker 2: Can we get a photo of keeling up on our 785 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,320 Speaker 2: Instagram and let the lead is of Sydney a faro 786 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,279 Speaker 2: for kieling. 787 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,239 Speaker 7: Beautiful, beautiful, looking forward to it. 788 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 2: Don't cutfishes. 789 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,680 Speaker 1: He's a great man with. 790 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 2: The show Isn't Over Podcast. 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