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Speaker 1: Get ready for a very merry Christmas morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh what a special day.

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Speaker 3: Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Merry, merry, Merry.

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Speaker 1: Christmas with Fizzy with her and Kate Richie, if.

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Speaker 2: You loved ones a home today Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Day, Hicks back. It is Christmas morning, guys.

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Speaker 2: So this is Christmas.

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Speaker 4: What have you done? Nothing?

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Speaker 5: You would have opened presents already, Kate, What did you

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Speaker 5: get this morning?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Headache?

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Speaker 7: We've been Yeah, we've been up for hours. We've done

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Speaker 7: a few Santa presents, which is the tradition. Yeah, we

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Speaker 7: might we might go for a swim. I've got to

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Speaker 7: check outside and and yeah, and then we'll be back

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Speaker 7: to ham and eggs.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, why are you laughing at me? A

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Speaker 4: combination of your stomach and ham and eggs makes for

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Speaker 4: a bit of a windy afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Christmas and Christmas crackers.

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Speaker 5: And she hasnaw today Matt Press is coming on.

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Speaker 2: We're going to be speaking to my mum Clem. And

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Speaker 2: also we tried for Heather, but she refuses to come

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Speaker 2: on the show.

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Speaker 3: She's very busy this morning.

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Speaker 7: It's Christmas morning.

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Speaker 3: But she did say to tell you have a very

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Speaker 3: very thank.

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Speaker 4: You you love you, Heather.

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Speaker 5: We've got Christmas songs for Songs and Song and up next,

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Speaker 5: we've got a list of the weirdest things people choose

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Speaker 5: to do on Christmas Day.

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Speaker 2: Instead of open presence with Kate Ritchie, it's.

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Speaker 1: Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Ritchie for your Christmas Day.

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Speaker 7: On over, Merry Christmas, everyone, it's fitsy and whipper with

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Speaker 7: Kate Ritchie.

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Speaker 4: It is a great Christmas Day, guys. And it's good

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Speaker 4: to think about what other people are doing on Christmas Day.

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Speaker 4: Do you know it's a bit of a tradition that

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Speaker 4: on some families on Christmas Day they do their tax

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Speaker 4: return online. It's the day that they decide to markus

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Speaker 4: Tax Day and before lunch, if you haven't done your

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Speaker 4: tax return online, you're not welcome at family lunch.

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Speaker 3: Who families?

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Speaker 4: Just some weird families. Apparently it's becoming a trend. It's

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Speaker 4: increased forty percent since twenty eleven that it becomes tax

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Speaker 4: morning on Christmas Day. What a horrible way to start

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Speaker 4: the day. How about this? Ninety five thousand people will

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Speaker 4: celebrate Christmas in the air. They will be traveling at

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Speaker 4: the time of Christmas Morning and they wake up to

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Speaker 5: What if it's a good time to fly? If you

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Speaker 5: get cheaper flights onss.

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Speaker 4: It would be cheap.

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Speaker 8: It's a great day to fly because the airports are empty, yep,

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Speaker 8: and everyone's in a good mood, the flight attendants in

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Speaker 4: Okay, a little bit of a quiz for you, now, guys,

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Speaker 4: what is the number one thing people run to the

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Speaker 4: shops for on Christmas Morning that they don't have Boxing

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Speaker 4: Day sales? Who said batteries MDG batteries spot on the

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Speaker 4: kids gives heay, this one doesn't include batteries. Why wouldn't

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Speaker 4: you include batteries, you idiot?

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Speaker 7: Well, you've got a lot to think about it, you do,

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Speaker 7: But they really get you, don't they. You've spent all

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Speaker 4: Battery and they're expensive. Never buy a batteries from the

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Speaker 4: chemist I did.

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Speaker 3: The other day, and never leave them lying on the floor.

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Speaker 4: No, you shouldn't. What about this? What percentage of people

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Speaker 4: run out of fuel on Christmas Day? Because it's quite

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Speaker 4: a big one, we're traveling between houses based on your family,

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Speaker 4: you might be moving around a little bit and people say, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: How many what percentage of people actually driving?

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Speaker 4: Or what percentage of give.

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Speaker 3: That's not even real?

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Speaker 4: That's good. Okay, have you considered this? I don't believe

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Speaker 4: that one. No, it's not true. It is How have

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Speaker 4: you considered this? It is also a very popular day

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Speaker 4: to get robbed on because people are traveling to other

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Speaker 4: people's for lunches and you're not home.

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Speaker 2: Too much and you get burgled.

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Speaker 3: Don't laugh about it.

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Speaker 7: That happened to my family one year. Did she went

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Speaker 7: out on Christmas Eve? You got robbed when we were little?

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Speaker 7: And then we came home and someone had robbed the house.

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Speaker 2: That is a home. That is a home and a

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Speaker 2: waste storyline?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, is my real life?

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Speaker 2: Is it your real life?

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's not. The showmate wasn't acting.

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Speaker 7: Why would I sit here and say this happened to

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Speaker 7: me one time? But it was a storyline on Home

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Speaker 7: and Away?

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Speaker 4: What about this wrecking the house? When Christmas Day turns wild?

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Speaker 4: There's one hundred and twenty percent increase for fire claims

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Speaker 4: from insurance agencies on Christmas Day. That's interesting. What about

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Speaker 4: this divorce? Tis the season people realize that you don't

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Speaker 4: spend that much time with your partner, and then eventually

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Speaker 4: you do over the Christmas in summer period and you

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Speaker 4: that person.

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Speaker 5: Well, that is really popular, and Maya will wrap that

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Speaker 5: for you if you ask for.

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Speaker 4: A bit more. What about this one? The most popular

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Speaker 4: purchase of Christmas Day in twenty twenty three. Wow is

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Speaker 4: the Far Too Personal Trainer, an erotic novel written by MJ. Whipfley,

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Speaker 4: can be purchased never too Late plenty in stock The

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Speaker 4: Personaltrainer dot com. Sorry the fuck.

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Speaker 3: It might be a marketing issue.

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Speaker 4: The Far Too Personal Trainer dot Com.

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Speaker 1: Fitty and Whipple with Kate Ritchie for Christmas it is.

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Speaker 7: It's Christmas Morning of all the mornings. Welcome, It's fifty

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Speaker 7: in Whipper and Kate Richie here with you.

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Speaker 4: Song Song Song, This is nice, guys, a little bit

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Speaker 4: of song song for your Christmas Day. I know we're

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Speaker 4: all thinking about breadstick and seafod am I right, guys,

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Speaker 4: but I'm serving up songsong sticks. Well, you don't get

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Speaker 4: into a bit of breadstick French breadstick covered in lurpak.

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Speaker 3: I would call that burgett.

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Speaker 4: Oh would you?

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Speaker 3: Breadsticks are the hard little things in the lunch Bob.

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Speaker 4: We we're in Australia, so we have breadstick. But if

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Speaker 4: then then by all means, keep wearing your beret. I

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Speaker 4: welcome you, guys. I'm going to give you one word.

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Speaker 4: You need to put it into a song. A very

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Speaker 4: very special Christmas edition of songs for song song song.

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Speaker 5: Jingle bells an It's Christmas song.

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Speaker 4: The word is Christmas. It's beginning to look a lot

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Speaker 4: like Christmas. We wish you were married, Ryan, well done.

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Speaker 4: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Okay, have you got

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Speaker 4: anything Christmas? What are you? John Lennon, it's just my favorite.

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Speaker 3: It's not John Lennon.

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Speaker 4: That was the band aid was John Lennon?

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Speaker 2: No, that's that was all the songs.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure John Lennon.

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Speaker 3: John Lennon would have liked.

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Speaker 4: To Christmas Original, the Charity one. Here we go, guys,

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Speaker 4: we move on. We're all through to the next round.

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Speaker 4: The word is Santa.

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Speaker 9: Santa Claus is coming two towns.

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Speaker 8: Santa Claus is coming to Santa Claus version gun song.

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Speaker 10: So.

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Speaker 2: The next Bloody Wilson.

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Speaker 4: We will accept Fitzi's Kevin Bluddy Wilson's suggestion with the beat,

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Speaker 4: with the beat on Santa Claus. Where's my bike?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Mine was?

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Speaker 8: I did the Being Lee version, whereas Kate referenced to

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Speaker 8: the Michael Buble version Santa Claus.

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Speaker 4: Different songs all together complete. That's the Crosby Oh my God,

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Speaker 2: And his mum yender Crosby d G.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna squeeze you through because it's Christmas Day. Here

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Speaker 4: we go. The word is wish you are Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 4: thank you, mad to greet.

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Speaker 3: I'm wishing on a war.

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Speaker 4: Good time, I'm dreaming of What do you have to be?

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Speaker 4: Christmas songs?

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Speaker 2: Okay, waiting, wishing?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Different? Are they meant to be?

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Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't quite matter, does it.

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Speaker 4: Guys. We're on the spirit of Christmas.

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Speaker 8: Say whatever song you like as long as someone gets

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Speaker 4: Stop putting facts into the story. Here we go, guys.

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Speaker 4: The word is night, silent night, yep. They need to

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Speaker 4: need to be Christmas songs all night long, all right

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Speaker 4: with silent n Okay, okay, we're down to two people.

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Speaker 4: Mad to groot Catherine Richie.

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Speaker 3: My goodness, we wished for anything.

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Speaker 4: Under the missile tip. Here we go, two of us.

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Speaker 4: The word is merry, merry, Christmas are going first.

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Speaker 3: I need to win today. It's Christmas. I don't want everything.

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Speaker 3: I haven't won anything all year. Mary, Hey, he was

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Speaker 4: The next round one, Here we go. We move on

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Speaker 4: as Kate scrapes through. The word is jingle.

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Speaker 10: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, Yeah, jingle back.

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Speaker 9: The word is come Paul come, yes, Chris, Tanta clauses, come.

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Speaker 4: In, don't come, not coming?

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's not sex one.

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Speaker 4: Well, Matt, the next Kate hasn't given me one. The

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Speaker 4: cause is coming to coming is a different one. Now, No,

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Speaker 4: it's you're faithful.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not if we were playing normally.

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Speaker 4: Matt, degree, You've won it. So glad I came back

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Speaker 4: from London for this. Well done, Kate. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: I'll take all gifts back that I was going to

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Speaker 4: hand you, and I hand them to Matt to merry Christmas,

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Speaker 4: and thank you all for coming.

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Speaker 1: It's Fitsy and Whipple with Kate Ritchie for your Christmas Day.

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Speaker 4: This is exciting. We've got a man here who we

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Speaker 4: have on every single Christmas. He also has a memoir

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Speaker 4: out of the moment called Big Mouth.

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Speaker 5: I'm just going through it now and at the end

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Speaker 5: the acknowledgments my family, my book family, my television family,

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Speaker 2: So we go to look just to see.

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Speaker 4: How many on the list there is our name. Damn it.

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Speaker 4: We don't get a mention. It's Matt questions.

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Speaker 11: they're real thinkledgement and everywhere. I got fine there and

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Speaker 11: I go, well, you're not my mom. You know you

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Speaker 11: and my mom we shared a house together, we lived

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Speaker 11: together in those seminal years when we were seventeen and going.

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Speaker 4: Out of me.

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Speaker 11: You might have been there, but the last time I

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Speaker 11: came in Whipper was you know you were someone like

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Speaker 11: we're living in a palace in Venice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in the South.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about you.

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Speaker 2: I see you.

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Speaker 5: I've been doing radio for nine een years and Maddie,

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Speaker 5: well when did you start mastership? When when did we

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Speaker 4: Interviewing you for colas to twenty years.

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Speaker 5: You must have so many different groups of friends, Maddie, did.

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Speaker 4: Did you go travel? And how did you travel? I

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Speaker 2: Back to your life.

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Speaker 4: Pay when you talk about jobs that stink. You also

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Speaker 11: I got paid to watch every single episode of Neighbors

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Speaker 7: And that's when we first met, when I knew you

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Speaker 7: I just want to know what's what's kind of go

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Speaker 11: Rules Number one rules don't buy a turkey, buy a chicken,

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Speaker 4: So they have their fat four tips. Then they'll make

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Speaker 5: Big Mouth is out right now. It is a memoir

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Speaker 5: very much for coming in, but I love you.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Bud, what a pleasure.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Fizzy and Whipple with Kate Ritchie for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Sorry over. We hope you're preparing for the best lunch ever.

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Speaker 4: You've got the family together. The gifts are being opened.

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Speaker 4: Kate Ritchie, this is a education program. Yeah, did you

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Speaker 7: Isn't that the beauty of Christmas? That the anticipation of

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Speaker 5: There've me some great jaffel places around with left over

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Speaker 4: It's Christmas ham, but the Christmas ham is fresh three

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Speaker 5: Well, so if you have if you Datela Zinger over

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Speaker 4: There, so people wander from table to table dangling zingers.

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Speaker 5: Well that you can order a two gift feed there,

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Speaker 4: On the twenty second of December, in one village in Spain,

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Speaker 4: won in al gordal was six hundred million pounds. What

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Speaker 7: In one town only the amount of people in that town.

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Speaker 7: Can you live outside El Gordo And.

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Speaker 4: The name of the lotto, that's not the town, it's

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Speaker 4: the fat One. In Switzerland, which is my nationality. There

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Speaker 4: is a Christmas Grinch who carries the donkey, right he

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Speaker 4: walks around with a donkey? Are you paying out my heritage?

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Speaker 4: I'm not sweet to ask you the question where the

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Speaker 4: name Whippley comes from? Cot Richie. He's not sweets Switzerland,

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Speaker 4: thank you. It's not Sweden either, which you confused when

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Speaker 4: I told you the story about we had a Christmas

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Speaker 7: Two hours I passed chewing up for twelve Mars bars

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Speaker 4: One of the great Swiss traditions. For anybody celebrating today,

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas, everybody more to come on this Christmas Day special.

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Speaker 1: It's Fitsy and Women with Kate Ritchie for your Christmas Day.

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Speaker 4: That really struggling because I haven't been given my gift yet,

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Speaker 4: and my gift, to be honest, Fitz is speaking to

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Speaker 5: She was a bit disappointed the other day when she

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Speaker 4: He stitched us all up, the old Snoop dog. Can

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Speaker 4: we call Claire what she's up to and see if

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Speaker 4: We've got Christmas in aes today, now, do you Okay?

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 13: She's busy in the show Mom, Merry Christmas, Claire, Merry

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Speaker 4: Has Claire? Sorry to interrupt, I wasn't sure you might

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Speaker 14: No, I'll tell you what with her. That is definitely

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Speaker 4: Need you.

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Speaker 7: Yourself a merry little Christmas Claire exact.

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Speaker 14: I definitely do need that.

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Speaker 4: We can. Did you bring it?

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Speaker 14: I hope that's what you got me, Bra.

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Speaker 5: No, absolutely no chance. I think there's about four hundred

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Speaker 2: I'll find one for you.

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Speaker 7: Mum.

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Speaker 14: How is everyone?

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Speaker 14: And Mary?

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Speaker 4: And everyone's marry?

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Speaker 5: And Gabe where at work? I'm a bit nervous because

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Speaker 5: it's the first year that b J and I are

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Speaker 14: It's going to be so exciting. And don't forget the

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Speaker 14: tradition has still got to keep on. What's that We're

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Speaker 14: first thing in the morning you go down to port

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Speaker 5: Kate, not just the Fitzgerald family, but everyone important a

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Speaker 6: Hasn't it there has?

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Speaker 11: Do you know?

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Speaker 14: A lot to keep it a bit light high? And

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Speaker 14: last year and this year, I would you believe I

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Speaker 5: Stop Service is an op shop where Mum grew up

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Speaker 5: It's a senior's Day and then she'll go down to

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Speaker 2: She does all right, she does it all on the side.

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Speaker 2: She does not tax refundable.

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Speaker 5: With Chris Kringle, and we play the rules of do

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Speaker 5: you can take a present from someone who's already opened one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sure right.

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Speaker 5: What I've been doing is doing fake boxes, thinking that

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Speaker 5: frame that's good. And inside the box, Kate, it's just

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Speaker 5: full of Haigu's chocolate.

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Speaker 2: So everyone, I'll go, you know what, I'll take the

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Speaker 5: If you guys don't want that, I'll take a picture

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Speaker 5: from at the end of Chris Kringle. I'll open it

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Speaker 5: up and there's a heap of schoolch diarmonds and speckles.

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Speaker 4: You really got them, guys?

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Speaker 6: What about?

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Speaker 14: What about last year? Ryan had one kid which was

449
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 14: a selfie stick and guess who got that? Nick was

450
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,400
Speaker 14: a golf club or something.

451
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 4: Idea. If you're going around for lunch at Ryan's, do

452
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Speaker 4: you expect him to supply all the goods for the

453
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Speaker 4: day or do you have to bring your own se

454
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Speaker 4: agnes Brandy.

455
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Speaker 14: I got to bring my own all boring.

456
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Speaker 2: Now it's time, Mum, we need to continue.

457
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Speaker 5: We're working. I will see you in a few hours, Mum.

458
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Speaker 5: Merry Christmas, and now love to the family.

459
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Speaker 14: Merry Christmas, you have a wonderful day.

460
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Speaker 1: Love you, love you by and whipple with Kate Ritchie

461
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Speaker 1: for Christmas worry over.

462
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Speaker 4: Okay, So these are Christmas riddles. These are specifically designed, written,

463
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Speaker 4: created in the riddle factory for Christmas Day? Are you

464
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Speaker 4: guys ready to riddle? Who feels like a bit of

465
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 4: a riddle?

466
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: Jingle bells?

467
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Speaker 4: Two from three? I have a baby boy, but I'm

468
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Speaker 4: not a parent. I have animals, but I'm not a zoo.

469
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 4: I have a star, but I'm not a solar system.

470
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 4: I have angels, but I'm not Nativity scene. Yes it is, yes,

471
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Speaker 4: just a little bit. Okay, after a big Christmas Day,

472
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Speaker 4: After a big Christmas Day's day, opening presents, cooking lunch

473
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Speaker 4: in an apron and wearing matching Christmas pajamas? What is

474
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 4: the last thing you take off before there?

475
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 3: Your feet off the ground?

476
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Speaker 4: Have you read them?

477
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Speaker 6: No?

478
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 13: Mate?

479
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Speaker 4: Have you gone through them?

480
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 2: Have you have you shown? No?

481
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 3: That was just your average riddle with a Christmas twist.

482
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 4: What cannot sow but has hundreds of needles? So a

483
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Speaker 4: field a pine? Yes, Christmas far.

484
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 3: I should play riddles on Christmas Day more often?

485
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Speaker 4: What about this one? The number one?

486
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Speaker 2: Team people?

487
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Speaker 4: At the moment, you're doing one really well with team people.

488
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Speaker 4: You've got three riddles from the three riddles, And therefore

489
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Speaker 4: as a Christmas present to you, I will give you

490
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Speaker 4: another riddle. Who was ready? Who? While on my way

491
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Speaker 4: to Saint Ives, I saw Santa with seven elves. Each

492
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Speaker 4: elf had seven sacks, each sack seven cats. Each cat

493
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Speaker 4: had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and elves? How many

494
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 4: we're going to Saint Ives? Kate Richie?

495
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Speaker 3: One? Who the person that you first open it with?

496
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 4: Spot on? Just one? Four littles from Kat Ritchie. There's

497
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Speaker 4: your gift.

498
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Speaker 1: It's fitsy and Whipper with Kate Ritchie for your Christmas Day,

499
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Speaker 1: on good morning.

500
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Speaker 7: On this lovely Christmas morning, Kate Ritchie here with you

501
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Speaker 7: on such a special day.

502
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Speaker 4: Do you want to open the present I got for you?

503
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Speaker 3: Should I can? I can?

504
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Speaker 7: I open it in front of the front of in

505
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Speaker 7: front of the group. Do you know what I do

506
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Speaker 7: like to do with Christmas gifts? Is what we have

507
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 7: such we have big plans. We do the Sandta presents first,

508
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 7: then we have breakfast, and then we open the rest

509
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 7: of the presents after under the tree. Throughout the course

510
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Speaker 7: of the day, we really do kick the fun out

511
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Speaker 7: of it house talking of gifts, though, I thought it

512
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Speaker 7: was fitting that we talk about some of.

513
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Speaker 3: The worst gifts and maybe you've already.

514
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 7: Received this today or maybe you will receive it this afternoon.

515
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 7: These are the worst holiday gifts, according to one survey.

516
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Speaker 7: I think they surveyed like more than six thousand adults.

517
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Speaker 7: That's a pretty good size, isn't it.

518
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 4: Last year Dad gave me COVID, which I didn't really want.

519
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 4: Is that on the list? Weird? It's beautiful?

520
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 3: Did you get COVID at Christmas? Okay? Touch, touch touch.

521
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 4: My dad gets gout every Christmas.

522
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Speaker 7: It certainly does in January after the first seasons.

523
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Speaker 4: Stuff right now. No, it's actually quite painful for it.

524
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Speaker 7: Pain they did say, or the people. When I say they,

525
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Speaker 7: I mean the people surveyed. There was almost thirty percent

526
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Speaker 7: of people that said that the worst gift you can

527
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Speaker 7: ever get things that have come from the bargain beat

528
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Speaker 7: and I'm guessing so they're discounted, defective.

529
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Speaker 4: Far too personal. Try book. Hang on a minute, that's

530
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Speaker 4: the perfect.

531
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Speaker 3: Christmas Any signed it?

532
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 4: You got left dot com is where you purchased that

533
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 4: for last minute Christmas? If you left, maybe I'll do

534
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 4: a Boxing day sale tomorrow.

535
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 3: There are people who are going to be receiving that today.

536
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 4: Absolutely, crickets un tomorrow, mate, We're not ready. What are

537
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 4: you talking about?

538
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 7: Okay, gifts are related to weight loss, including a scale,

539
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 7: a gym membership are the weight loss items.

540
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: Also, we're among the tom the top.

541
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Speaker 4: Two years ago, Kate. Richie gave me a set of

542
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 4: scales two years ago.

543
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: Really, and what have you done with them?

544
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 4: I've broken.

545
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 2: Then we've got a two year warranty.

546
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Speaker 4: Thet you go one at a time, please, very good.

547
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 4: I love Simpsons references. I've actually lightened the load Kate

548
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 4: this year, so I'm going into Christmas a little bit leaner.

549
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 3: Well, what's nice about that is is that you can

550
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Speaker 3: indulge today and not feel bad about it.

551
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Speaker 7: Let me go through some of the others because we're

552
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Speaker 7: having such fun doing that up there on the top

553
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Speaker 7: ten list. Okay, we've done the defective items. Fruitcake comes in.

554
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 7: I think, I mean, it's so pretty gift.

555
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 3: Do you know what I did one year?

556
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 7: I didn't have a chance to do it for Christmas?

557
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 7: This year, you guys are thankful. I made homemade fruitcakes.

558
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 7: I stewed the fruit and soaked the.

559
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Speaker 2: Fruit with custod homemade customer.

560
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 3: And like brandy and all of that for over twelve months.

561
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:31,719
Speaker 2: Wow, wouldn't let it go off a months? Doesn't it?

562
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 3: Alcohol?

563
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 4: Pickles?

564
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: Everything?

565
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: Gotcha?

566
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: Asked your dad?

567
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 7: Weight loss items okay? Political political gifts, I don't know

568
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 7: what that means. Out of style, clothing, cheap chocolates, Christmas ties.

569
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Speaker 7: We can't give a Christmas tie on the day because

570
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Speaker 7: you're only getting twelve hours.

571
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Speaker 4: You sound you tie? Yeah?

572
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Speaker 2: Or socks they're.

573
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Speaker 4: Fun political gifts.

574
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Speaker 5: Of the Kevin O seven shirts that we got given

575
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Speaker 5: to us.

576
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 4: I've got that right. Take America great again. Had on

577
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Speaker 4: that I'm wearing now, which looks good. You know that's

578
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Speaker 4: going well.

579
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Speaker 3: And that's the list.

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Speaker 12: Guysch Merry Christmas Fitzy and Whipple with Kate Ritchie for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. We've got a special guest every week. Well,

582
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Speaker 4: we're going to make a phone called a very special

583
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Speaker 4: person on Christmas Day. That's my sister. She's in charge

584
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 4: of getting everything ready. Let's give Kate a call and

585
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 4: see how her morning started. See what she's staying. Christine's busy.

586
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 4: I think she's doing Christmas pud Kate is I think

587
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 4: she's on bread rolls today. Let's see if she's got

588
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 4: mean I think for Christmas. Well, she's a mother for

589
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 4: the first time this Christmas, isn't she has two children?

590
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 3: Now, thanks for listening. You're so close.

591
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Christmas, Christmas.

592
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 5: The wein flea house going at the moment, it sounds

593
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 5: like it's chaos there.

594
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 6: Oh live is the stripular for special treat in their hand.

595
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 6: We're about to change.

596
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 3: Speaking of Christmas, poot, it's a little bit hectic.

597
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 6: We've got the real Christmas tree up, the pine needles off,

598
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Speaker 6: including the glass bables on the floor for Famila to eat.

599
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 13: So things going.

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Speaker 6: Well, you've been early wine in the household today. There

601
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 6: have been a little bit of grinch behavior in the

602
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Speaker 6: Whipsley household.

603
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Speaker 2: Would you believe who's from?

604
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 4: Kate?

605
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 6: The grinch behavior has come from Michael Whitbley and Louise Whippley.

606
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 2: Oh this is I love the sibling rivalry here. What

607
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: have they done doing, Kate?

608
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Speaker 6: Well, what's happened is they've decideds that they won't be

609
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Speaker 6: doing gifts for the children this year. For my children.

610
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 4: Ah, well, now I've.

611
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Speaker 6: Only just had children, so I've been buying them gifts

612
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Speaker 6: for years, for years upon years. The minute I pop

613
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Speaker 6: a few out, They're done with it.

614
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 4: What are you buying? Then?

615
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 11: So?

616
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: What does everyone get for the kids?

617
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 6: Anything here?

618
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 7: These two siblings have they backed out?

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Speaker 2: You're the gift going?

620
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Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what I can recycle some of

621
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 4: the stuff you've given me over the years.

622
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 7: It hand me down, your hand me down garbage bag

623
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Speaker 7: for old clothes.

624
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Speaker 4: I've already given Kate something for Christmas because I went

625
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 4: and did the six week fitness challenge where I lost

626
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 4: six kilos. I've now put Kate onto that six week challenge.

627
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 4: Drum roll, Jess, how much weight have you lost in

628
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Speaker 4: the six week program?

629
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Speaker 6: I would say I haven't put weight on? Say I

630
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Speaker 6: am not happy about it.

631
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Speaker 5: Have you gifted him the six kilos back that he's

632
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 5: put on a week later?

633
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 4: Though?

634
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 6: Well? I did have a question around that. Have you

635
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 6: maintained it? Has it stayed off?

636
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 4: If you're here to make an Ozanbic joke like everybody else, No, I.

637
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 2: Have you now because you're you're close to ninety five?

638
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 4: What are you now? Ninety seven? Holding it? Holding it

639
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 4: beautifully and this body is ready for summer?

640
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 6: Hot rig have you had?

641
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 4: Don't need one? Hairy guys are not for that.

642
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 5: Hey, did you hear Kate as well that Jim's mowing

643
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 5: is now doing Jim's beauty?

644
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 4: Have you heard that?

645
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: So Jim can come out and give you a bit

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Speaker 2: of a.

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Speaker 6: Trim fantastic idea.

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Speaker 2: It's a great idea, isn't it, Kater trim Christine might want.

649
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 6: That, Christine too much? Did you deal with a bit

650
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 6: of that though, Michael Whisley growing up you need to

651
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 6: always tell me about my mista.

652
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 4: Well, there's two Kates I'm looking at with a fairy

653
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 4: top lip.

654
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Speaker 5: Kate, can you send our love to the Whitfley family

655
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Speaker 5: today and to John and to Christine and Louise.

656
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 6: You gotta be a real hoot. I think John will

657
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 6: be best on ground as usual.

658
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, send our love to the Swiss family as well.

659
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 6: Whenever I'm over there, Swiss family, OKA.

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Speaker 4: Have a wonderful day.

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Speaker 1: It's Fitsy and Whipple with Kate Ritchie for your Christmas Day.

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Speaker 4: We gathered in here because we want to bring you

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Speaker 4: a little bit of entertainment. You might be waking up

664
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Speaker 4: this morning and we were in the car heading to

665
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Speaker 4: a lunch. You might have a long drive ahead of you.

666
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Speaker 4: If it's we were talking about Frank sin Archer the

667
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Speaker 4: other day and the AI version. You can create any song.

668
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: God be thinking about the best Christmas covers of all time.

669
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Speaker 4: But this is different in this list, it's the list

670
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Speaker 4: that should never have been done. Oh wow, there's one

671
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 4: artist that I've never had a lot of time for.

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Speaker 4: He sings f you. His name is Celo Green.

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Speaker 2: He's a talented man.

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Speaker 4: He's snuck in with the humans. This guy. We've got

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Speaker 4: a bit of Silo Green in the system.

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Speaker 2: Grateful.

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Speaker 4: Do you reckon his narles? Barkley, isn't he?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 2: Is that completely separate.

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Speaker 3: Celo or Silo?

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Speaker 4: He's carrying wheat? I love Silo? Oh, part of the

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Speaker 4: Aussie landscape mine. You can paint them these days?

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Speaker 2: What's the what's wrong with that boy?

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Speaker 4: It's just a terrible song. He's done a version of

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Speaker 4: All I Want for Christmas? Crimes against music?

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Speaker 3: How can a Christmas song?

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Speaker 4: You just sometimes do some some Christmas songs are made,

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Speaker 4: and I think they should do enough testing before they

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Speaker 4: go to market with them. And I think they do that.

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Speaker 4: Well that's been tested before and done, all right, No,

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Speaker 4: it hasn't. New Kids on the block. They did funky,

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Speaker 4: Funky Christmas. Yes, hey guys, a lot of we're gonna

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Speaker 4: do a Christmas song?

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Speaker 13: Which one?

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Speaker 4: Which one was your favorite? At Joey Joe for tone.

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Speaker 4: Then Weezer came out and did a version of Heart

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Speaker 4: the Herald Angels scene. Now I like Weezer, but I

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Speaker 4: just think they needed to do it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, this is not one of my favorite Christmas

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Speaker 3: carols regardless.

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Speaker 4: This is what I didn't want to bring in. But kay,

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Speaker 4: you said, can you please play it?

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen this.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to do it. You said, I love it.

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Speaker 4: It's called Backdoor Santa by bon Jovi.

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Speaker 9: Is what.

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Speaker 2: You give Christmas a bad name.

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Speaker 4: They should be. I mean, we all know that Santa

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Speaker 4: comes down the chimney, not in the back door, but.

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Speaker 3: If you don't have a chimney, sometimes he does have

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Speaker 3: to come in the back door.

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Speaker 4: Well it depends on that center back door sounded by

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Speaker 4: bon Joe. We never to be played again on.

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Speaker 3: The front door or the windows rounding out.

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Speaker 4: I know one of my favorite, one of my favorite bands,

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Speaker 4: Lady Gaga on Maroon five, because when they release Payphone,

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Speaker 4: I just thought music is climaxed. You're not going to

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Speaker 4: get better. I've got a bit of payphone in the system. Jess.

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Speaker 4: It should always be ready, Jess, it's the best song

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Speaker 4: ever made.

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Speaker 2: She's going to Christmas song for.

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Speaker 4: Terrible because she is.

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Speaker 3: And then we can't even play that anymore. Most people

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Speaker 3: listening won't know what a payne is.

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Speaker 4: Very dated song. They did Happy Christmas Maroon five, This

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Speaker 4: is Christmas and what have you? A lot of the

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Speaker 4: you can't top the original cannot John Lennon, I mean

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Speaker 4: a lot of cards are now driving in a one.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to get back to Backdoor to Santa?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to get back to bon Jovis? We

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Speaker 4: round out as the number one Christmas song for this year.

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Speaker 3: There is guy.

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Speaker 2: Here that's a Christmas press thrown me saying.

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Speaker 1: It's a whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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