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Speaker 1: Introducing our next guest, a Hawthorn legend, Brownlow medallist and

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Speaker 1: Premiership player, but his most significant accolade as being Louren

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Speaker 1: Phillips original co host yourself right, player's welcome to the show, Shane.

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Speaker 2: Craw That's right, Kids WB is not coming back, but

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Speaker 2: the House of Wellness returns for season or series three

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Speaker 2: on Tuesday, March thirty, first, nine thirty on seven and

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Speaker 2: seven pro.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, we could do geriatric Kids WB.

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Speaker 4: That'd say time for a reunion special.

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Speaker 5: Crawps, that's it, bring it back House of Wellness Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: That's right, a tonight show with a bit of meat

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Speaker 5: and potatoes or a bit of heart and soul.

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Speaker 6: That's what it is.

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Speaker 5: But hey, how cookie. We had a lot of fun

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Speaker 5: doing Kids w B. And I saw you guys overseas recently.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we went to this to we behave Healthorny. Have

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Speaker 3: you been to the Super Bowl?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: But I've been to America with you. Remember the time

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Speaker 5: we went for Kids w bresent we were taking on

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Speaker 5: the US of A on those little sliding carts and

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Speaker 5: we won somehow we did. We did a great job

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Speaker 5: for our country. I don't think we received a medal.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, as you do when your hosts on a

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Speaker 5: kids show, we went out and got on the drink

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Speaker 5: and we didn't realize the free pool when you asked

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Speaker 5: the spirit.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't our final done anyway.

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Speaker 5: So Lauren and I and there might have been one

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Speaker 5: or two others we had a huge night, like we

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Speaker 5: could not remember what went on anyway, it wasn't. The

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Speaker 5: next day we had to fly back late in the afternoon.

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Speaker 5: Lauren was very emotional. We all weren't in great state.

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Speaker 7: I called him crying and I was lying on the

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Speaker 7: floor in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: And our flight was.

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Speaker 7: At ten pm and I called Shane and I was like,

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Speaker 7: I can't I'm going to need to buy a new tet.

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Speaker 3: I can't go, No, I can't leave.

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Speaker 5: It was, but we had a wonderful time. We ended

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Speaker 5: up at a karaoke bar when the standard was the voice.

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Speaker 5: It was like, we're not getting up there. And then

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Speaker 5: sure enough, Lauren, before you knew it was right in amongst.

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Speaker 4: That, doesn't it?

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Speaker 2: And that happened the first night on our American trip.

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Speaker 3: Some thing's never changed.

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Speaker 5: But the real case that we needed to try and

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Speaker 5: solve is on the way home I think there was

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Speaker 5: three of us in an uber, and then Lauren's like,

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Speaker 5: the next day, this uber cost me two hundred dollars,

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Speaker 5: how can that be when we're just around the corner.

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Speaker 5: So we did a bit more investigation and we found

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Speaker 5: out that we actually went through the drive through it

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Speaker 5: in and out Burger and ordered twenty five in and

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Speaker 5: out burgers.

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Speaker 7: Twenty five Lauren, Yeah, well, I don't know. I couldn't

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Speaker 7: even stomach one of them.

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Speaker 6: But didn't you say that you woke up with one

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Speaker 6: on your back.

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Speaker 3: Stuck to me? Stuck, I don't know, some part of

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Speaker 3: my back.

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Speaker 7: The next day, I remember I was so unwell like this,

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Speaker 7: we could have done an episode of the House of

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Speaker 7: Unwellness and Shane and I could have hosted it. I

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Speaker 7: cried so much, and I remember Croft being like, there's

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Speaker 7: a Chinese Takeaways across the road.

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Speaker 3: On go and get you some fried right, because that

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Speaker 3: fixes everything? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: And I ate it, grain by grain, and you had

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Speaker 7: to carry all my bags, cross carried everything and literally.

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Speaker 3: Thee How long ago was this? Because nothing years ago,

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Speaker 3: nothing has changed ten years ago, I reckon, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Can I segue quickly?

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Speaker 5: Because we saw the we did represent our country. Well

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Speaker 5: you did with distinction.

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Speaker 4: We saw the story recently with the Hawthorne players on

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Speaker 4: the Sizzle List, sorry representing the football club with distinction.

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Speaker 4: What anything happened on your sort of overseas season?

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Speaker 5: Gee, do you want to go to my very first

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Speaker 5: footy trip? We went to New Orleans. Possi a little

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Speaker 5: kid from the country, never been on a plane really,

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Speaker 5: never really been overseas. And then we went to New

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Speaker 5: Orleans down to Bourbon Street where you throw the beads

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Speaker 5: and what happens when you throw the beads at the

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Speaker 5: women coming past?

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Speaker 6: They revealed themselves.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like jackpot Shane No, but who is coach

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Speaker 5: of the Essendon Bombers run? He was only young and

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Speaker 5: I think that might have been his first footy trip

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Speaker 5: as well. We were told do not work walk back

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Speaker 5: away from the main attraction Bourbon Street. Yep, but do not,

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Speaker 5: you know, jump in a cab, even if it's around

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Speaker 6: I always do that.

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Speaker 5: But him and another guy, Luke McCabe, who is his

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Speaker 5: son now is playing at the Hawks. They decided to

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Speaker 5: walk home, only to be mugged get their watches and

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Speaker 5: their wallet stolen the very first night. I said, well,

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Speaker 5: that's what you get when you're told to jump into

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Speaker 5: cat exactly.

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Speaker 6: So welcome to America.

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Speaker 7: You guys were just lucky that you're so old that

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Speaker 7: there were no iPhones for.

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Speaker 4: In social media.

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Speaker 6: We never used to get up.

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Speaker 3: To there was no body camp.

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Speaker 6: It was all harmless fun.

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Speaker 7: Well I thought those hawn was harmless fun. Also, come on,

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Speaker 7: give them a break.

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Speaker 3: What do you think They were so polite to.

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Speaker 5: The point absolutely, like, seriously, the world's gone mad. Who

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Speaker 5: doesn't want to jump in a sizzle lit?

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Speaker 3: I know there's one out the front of the other day

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Speaker 3: and I thought, fun, doesn't it?

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Speaker 2: House Wellness returns for series three are nine thirty Tuesday

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Speaker 2: on seven and seven plus. What have you learned doing this?

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Speaker 5: I learned a lot of things this year. I'm taking

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Speaker 5: on a lot of professionals or past professionals. I went

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Speaker 5: up to Brisbane last week and I took on Susie

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Speaker 5: O'Neill a butterfly fifty meter butterfly race breakfast. I can't reveal.

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Speaker 3: How'd you get you would have been.

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Speaker 5: Let's just say I turned up ready to take her

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Speaker 5: on and thrash her in the pool. But anyway, you

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Speaker 5: cover up in Queensland. No, No, I had a swimming outfit.

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Speaker 4: Did you have you like your speed suit on?

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Speaker 6: I had bright yellow budgie smugglers.

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Speaker 2: On outboard attached to the back of it. You still

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Speaker 2: wouldn't have had a chance in now.

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Speaker 5: Oh, come on, you asked me what I learn? Well,

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Speaker 5: I'm always learning so much. We have wonderful guests and

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Speaker 5: we try and keep it bite size information. But where

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Speaker 5: actually had a lady from the Clitorati club on the

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Speaker 5: other day teaching all about the clitorists.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I know which I.

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Speaker 5: Think, And she came in with a mold of a clitoris,

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Speaker 5: which I've.

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Speaker 3: Never seen one before.

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Speaker 8: You've got I didn't realize they're so big, like the mold.

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Speaker 8: Like the mold, there's so much more than what we

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Speaker 8: really think.

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Speaker 3: So they're very complex.

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Speaker 5: They're very complex. And the mold actually looked a bit

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Speaker 5: like ed like it's a bit weird.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, so.

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Speaker 7: The wait, sorry, So it was an an expanded version.

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Speaker 6: It was internal mold as well of what it looks.

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Speaker 3: Like, this is what's happening at that.

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Speaker 6: So we've learned quite a lot in that well. That

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Speaker 6: made me very speechless for.

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Speaker 3: Learn What did you learn about it? Besides the fact

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Speaker 3: that it was well.

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Speaker 6: All about the thing.

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Speaker 5: A lot of males think it's about it's it's more

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Speaker 5: than just that little bit, the other bits.

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Speaker 4: So what did you do with the mold?

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Speaker 6: I put it down after a while because I was

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Speaker 6: holding onto it for too long.

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Speaker 5: Time to work out wonder it anyway, That's what I've

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Speaker 5: learned so much so far. Chase, Sorry, did.

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Speaker 7: You sit your four voids down and explain to your

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Speaker 7: children how it worked?

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Speaker 5: As if the birds and the bees still haven't had

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Speaker 5: that chat with my nights?

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Speaker 7: Have you seen the Have you ever been to Tasmania

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Speaker 7: to the.

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Speaker 3: Moment China Wall? Oh? Yeah, have you seen that Wall?

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Speaker 6: I have got to be serious?

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Speaker 3: Were you was fascinated?

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Speaker 6: I was.

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Speaker 5: There's so many different types, which sort of plows away?

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Speaker 4: Which one's your favorite? Don't add to that chain.

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Speaker 2: Don't addswer that house Wellness, don't don't take the bait.

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Speaker 7: I'm glad you find like now you two should tune

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Speaker 7: into that episode.

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Speaker 3: What nights that.

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Speaker 6: One get involved? There's lots of gold like that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not kicking a.

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Speaker 2: House Wellness returns.

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Speaker 3: For serious want that one you in particular.

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Speaker 4: Tuesday, March thirty first is There Are a House of Dicks.

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Speaker 3: Nine thirty seven, that episode on Shane.

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Speaker 5: Every week we've got surprises like that, Oh yes, great

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Speaker 5: see you want to learn all about that, don't you?

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Speaker 6: Every day it works, school are on

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Speaker 5: It, Lauren Lauren wake How feeling good following them on

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Speaker 5: the socials.