Speaker 1: This is the Christy Swan Show, and I'm about to
Speaker 1: mark some homework, aren't.
Speaker 2: I you asked one.
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Speaker 1: Now scooch over Murphy. Kirsty's joining me on the couch.
Speaker 1: Hello Kirsty, Hi Christy, Hi, yeah good you've been watching sentilli?
Speaker 1: Am I going to give you some hot cash. I'll
Speaker 1: be completely honest.
Speaker 2: I actually didn't watch it, but I heard I heard
Speaker 2: the task, so I went and researched.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it, Kirsey. This is a
Speaker 1: full disclosure. I love an honest woman.
Speaker 3: What is the question, Jack?
Speaker 2: The question is in episode two of My Life is Murder.
Speaker 2: The episode starts with a flashback scene. How many years
Speaker 2: earlier does this scene take place?
Speaker 3: And the answer is I'm.
Speaker 2: Really hoping The answer is five. It's about Lord.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 1: The Laxa is on you tonight, I think as we
Speaker 1: settle in for another watch session.
Speaker 3: Amazing, Oh my god, cover it right? Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique his competition ever in the history of the universe.
Speaker 3: It is thanks nine now good on you nine now.
Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue says she hates adulting and she misses everything
Speaker 1: about the freedom of the nineties.
Speaker 3: I love when people say that they miss the nineties.
Speaker 3: I don't think I do. I prefer it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, You've always been honest about it.
Speaker 1: I like Google, I like Instagram, love a scroll, yep.
Speaker 1: But I'm not very interesting. I think if you're an
Speaker 1: interesting person, you would prefer that, because, like Kylie, I'm
Speaker 1: sure gets.
Speaker 3: Up to no good sometimes yeah, and you get away
Speaker 3: with it. That's right. I've got nothing to get away with.
Speaker 1: She has said that she was out and about, you know,
Speaker 1: patter the pavement, going to markets, doing all I mean,
Speaker 1: she sounds very boring, like me markets. She said that
Speaker 1: going out to nightclubs and stuff and nothing was recorded,
Speaker 1: and she misses that. Gwyneth Paltrow said a very similar
Speaker 1: thing last week. She's also said she's sick of adulting.
Speaker 2: But you're Kylie Minogue, how much like I love her?
Speaker 2: But mate, how much adulting are you doing? You don't
Speaker 2: have kids, you don't you have management. You have I'm
Speaker 2: sure a great pa.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Like it's like, imagine if I came into you each
Speaker 2: day and said, oh, Swan, I'm so over adulting. I
Speaker 2: would never do that because I know how much adulting
Speaker 2: you actually do and how much how little adulting I do.
Speaker 1: I do wonder when was the last time she scrubbed
Speaker 1: krusty snot off the light switch?
Speaker 2: That is so disgusting. I just can't believe you have
Speaker 2: to do that. I'm so sorry. Oh yeah, that is
Speaker 2: so vile.
Speaker 1: That was like the nicest thing I could think of
Speaker 1: that I've done in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wonder.
Speaker 1: I wonder when was the last time Kylie Twitter fifteen
Speaker 1: year old to clean a toilet?
Speaker 2: Never because she's Kylie Minogue. Man, I know, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: for your life.
Speaker 1: If she misses adulting, I miss minoguing. I would love that,
Speaker 1: but you know, everyone's entitled their opinion.
Speaker 3: She also did this. You'll get this.
Speaker 1: You're too young now, but you will get there. People
Speaker 1: will say, what advice would you give to your younger self?
Speaker 2: I hate that question so much, sane, because I don't
Speaker 2: know what I tell my younger self.
Speaker 1: Well, because you already you're still young. Yeah, you get
Speaker 1: to my age. I just I used to answer it.
Speaker 1: Now I go oh, I hate that question, and can
Speaker 1: we just not do it?
Speaker 2: Also, I just don't think that's what life's about. No,
Speaker 2: And also you've lived it. Yeah, go away with the
Speaker 2: stupid question.
Speaker 1: Go away with your stupid question, or I'll make you
Speaker 1: claim it's not off the light switch.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Next, this is a story that I have been wanting
Speaker 1: to talk to you.
Speaker 3: About you with forever. Okay, but I keep forgetting. But
Speaker 3: I'm doing it. Now do it. A woman in Western
Speaker 3: Australia has faked her own death.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's the best story.
Speaker 1: She owned an F forty five gym and it was
Speaker 1: doing well, and then she bought another one and that
Speaker 1: was even worse.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're doing too well those franchises.
Speaker 3: Well, she had two of them.
Speaker 1: Her name is Karen Maurice s Kiver and she has
Speaker 1: gone to jail. I couldn't pronounce the serna side.
Speaker 2: Sad.
Speaker 3: She has gone to jail jack.
Speaker 2: For faking her own death. Yes, how did she fake it?
Speaker 2: What did she say happened?
Speaker 1: She created fake documents and then she said she died
Speaker 1: in a car accident in twenty twenty three in Broom.
Speaker 1: I love that she was specific with the location. I'm
Speaker 1: just fascinated with this sort of stuff because I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one that's gone. Like when things
Speaker 1: are tough, you go, yeah, I wonder if I could
Speaker 1: just disappear, what will it take. The answer is it's
Speaker 1: not worth it because you get found out. The bank
Speaker 1: got suspicious of her new identity. Right, she got seven
Speaker 1: hundred grand paid to.
Speaker 3: Her by the insurance company when she died.
Speaker 2: When she died, and did they just think that was
Speaker 2: going to a family member or something?
Speaker 1: She lodged it by her husband. I mean, she did
Speaker 1: a pretty good job for an amateur.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: The bank was like, hang on, there's something going on
Speaker 1: with this account. They froze it, and then she turned
Speaker 1: up grave Era, don't do this if you're planning on it,
Speaker 1: turned up to the police station to like, you know,
Speaker 1: get her identity happening so that she could get the
Speaker 1: funds unfrozen. And they said, just wait here a minute.
Speaker 3: No word that the Chrisy Swan show, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: But I did this Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 1: I'm about to talk about Tom Holland and Zendaya. And
Speaker 1: I think that because I work with you, and I've
Speaker 1: got young kids. I know who these people are.
Speaker 3: And I don't reckon a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Would you don't reckon nah Zendaya? Now, surely what's she
Speaker 2: been in.
Speaker 1: She's been in that Euphoria that everyone watched but nobody
Speaker 1: my age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she was also she's also been in
Speaker 2: June and then most recently Challenges that massive tennis film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see that, but I really enjoyed the trailer.
Speaker 2: That's all I can do.
Speaker 3: That's all I can do these days is watch a trailer.
Speaker 1: But I liked it.
Speaker 2: If it's on a streamer in your home alone, ever
Speaker 2: watch it. Okay, great, it's a bit.
Speaker 1: Fun, Okay, fantastic. Well Tom holand he played some sort
Speaker 1: of superhero, didn't he.
Speaker 2: Yes, he sure did. He played man.
Speaker 1: So they are going out, the two of them, which
Speaker 1: is news to me. But I found this very very unusual.
Speaker 1: Have a listen to what he does to allay his anxiety.
Speaker 1: These are the his girlfriend's India. The last thing I
Speaker 1: knew was actually is in the house, and it's more
Speaker 1: of a bit of an anxiety thing.
Speaker 3: But like I'll check to see that, Like everything's.
Speaker 1: Good, So I just give a little Google look to.
Speaker 2: The news, how much she's good?
Speaker 1: Fine? Right?
Speaker 2: Well, Tom Holand famously doesn't have social media, so I
Speaker 2: guess he can't check up on her on socials.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that he has her phone number, given that.
Speaker 3: She is his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I understand that you don't have socials, but I don't.
Speaker 3: Can you explain that to me? Why wouldn't it if
Speaker 3: he was? Is he worried about her?
Speaker 1: Or is he just feeling generalized anxiety and it makes
Speaker 1: him feel better to see her face and he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to call her and tell her that he's got anxiety.
Speaker 3: I don't really understand.
Speaker 2: I get what you mean. I don't like.
Speaker 3: Also, I know here and just make sure we're all cool.
Speaker 1: He's googling her because he's anxious about their relationship, and
Speaker 1: he's checking up to see if she's on the streets
Speaker 1: of New York City with someone else.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a very odd thing to admit in an interview. Also,
Speaker 2: I just checked he does have Instagram.
Speaker 3: So do you know what, mate?
Speaker 1: Stop?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: Nah.
Speaker 1: Also, this is why I can't do relationships. I don't
Speaker 1: understand that. If that was my boyfriend, I would say,
Speaker 1: I wish you well, deep from my heart, but this
Speaker 1: isn't You can't be googling me no, to see how
Speaker 1: the public perceives me.
Speaker 3: That's another thing. Who cares?
Speaker 2: And also you can't be admitting it publicly because that's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure she thinks this is cute.
Speaker 1: Now wait till you're an old lady like me, you
Speaker 1: will have zero time for that rubbish.
Speaker 2: What's the last thing you googled? Because that was the
Speaker 2: question he was asked, Oh, okay, go to your history.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And the last thing he googled was
Speaker 3: his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He's like, obviously sitting in the car on the way
Speaker 2: to that interview googling her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a worry. I reckon, that's
Speaker 3: a worry. Okay. My last thing was so daggy. I
Speaker 3: don't know what it is. What it's a bushy electric
Speaker 3: air purifier.
Speaker 2: Oh, because we're giving them away in Quizzy, Yes.
Speaker 3: Two years and I just wanted to see how big
Speaker 3: they were in my play.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I haven't googled anything since. This is
Speaker 2: from Sunday. This is when I was trying to work
Speaker 2: out what to get you for your birthday? Can you
Speaker 2: buy t gift vouchers ha and just so everyone knows,
Speaker 2: the answer is no, No, you can't.
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