Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and happy Friday morning.
Speaker 5: I'm a little disheveled.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, lost a bit.
Speaker 6: I've got no headphones, I've got no idea what's on
Speaker 6: the show. I've been here and I've caught but I haven't.
Speaker 2: It's fine. We've got you. We've got you.
Speaker 5: No one out last night on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: City millionaire In a minute, you're right.
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm a bit rattle.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 2: Where'd you go?
Speaker 3: We can help you throw I'll tell you a minute.
Speaker 2: You didn't go to Batman's, did you?
Speaker 5: Because I wasn't a Gotham City.
Speaker 2: Played the Batman music dramatic this morning, wasn't it? Now?
Speaker 3: This happened in South Melbourne. There's been a bit of
Speaker 3: a yeah, a drive by shooting.
Speaker 2: She doesn't even know.
Speaker 3: That's the They don't work.
Speaker 2: You are a mess. Where did you go last night? Oh?
Speaker 5: The volume was down there.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, Laren, I will.
Speaker 6: Be That just shows how many people do things for us.
Speaker 2: Can I also point out you couldn't hear what we're
Speaker 2: saying we're only a meter away from your two.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, morning everyone, it's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 5: No loud noises this morning.
Speaker 2: This is normally me. I'm enjoying this. Where'd you go?
Speaker 5: I had an event with my mum. Oh well, that's
Speaker 5: the and some other moms that I know. You know
Speaker 5: it was a pre Mother's Day event?
Speaker 2: Is your mum still going?
Speaker 6: It wasn't at Gotham City? But what did happen at
Speaker 6: Gotham City? So the adult entertainment venus.
Speaker 3: Well, entertainment is an interesting way of putting it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess you get entertainment.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Batman takes off his cape case.
Speaker 5: I don't think Batman works. I think Batwoman works.
Speaker 2: Doesn't believe cat Woman? Cat Woman? Gotham City, South Melbourne.
Speaker 6: You've never seen one of the Batman the Batman movies? Sorry,
Speaker 6: I have never seen any of them.
Speaker 5: Actually I think I saw one, like in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Was Thatchael Keaton?
Speaker 5: No, Michael Keith.
Speaker 2: Michael Keaton was the first Batman.
Speaker 5: Isn't that the guy from the Castle.
Speaker 2: No, that's Caiton. He's not tell him he's how much
Speaker 2: does the Jacob want for it?
Speaker 1: And sticks what's asking You've never seen a Batman movies?
Speaker 6: Maybe I've seen one legend I thought it was too scary.
Speaker 3: It's they're very Christian Bale is just the Batman.
Speaker 5: Oh no, the one I've seen was Superman.
Speaker 2: No one watches.
Speaker 5: In the nineties. Superman was big.
Speaker 2: You know, the Tumbler, the Batmobile and the Christian Bale movies.
Speaker 2: You know they're selling them at the moment out there,
Speaker 2: well because they had like.
Speaker 5: Selling the cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you can cruise around Melbourne and oh please,
Speaker 3: can you imagine?
Speaker 2: I think that'd be a big roades job.
Speaker 6: You imagine pulling up on Demain Road outside the Botanical
Speaker 6: or the Gilson in your Batman bile doing a quick
Speaker 6: hot lap of the tank, grabbing a knife starts.
Speaker 2: So imagine that would be incredible.
Speaker 6: I spent too much time at Warner bout this movie
Speaker 6: world in my past life, hanging out with the Batman there,
Speaker 6: and I've never got back into Batman.
Speaker 2: Say, oh no, no, you must watch back when you're screening.
Speaker 3: You've seen Batman unmasked.
Speaker 5: That wasn't Christian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well the problem is then they go and play
Speaker 2: tweety bit and you read the Batman and that's it.
Speaker 2: You're Batman.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't go selling tickets to the stunt show after that,
Speaker 6: you're Batman.
Speaker 2: Look at you now, Yeah you're watch the Police Academy
Speaker 2: stunt Show. You go, Oh, that's the Batman. Go beca.
Speaker 2: He's still got all the black stuffer in his eyes.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I loved I used to love going to Wader
Speaker 5: Brothers Movie World as a kid.
Speaker 6: Then when I started working there, when I was doing kids,
Speaker 6: so we bet we had to go a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's taken me about ten years to recover from the
Speaker 6: things I've seen.
Speaker 2: The radio station I watched we do.
Speaker 5: A live show from Main Street.
Speaker 2: I've done too many. The radio station I worked out
Speaker 2: in Brisbane. Every function you would have would be a
Speaker 2: movie World, not wing what No, No, we can't have listeners,
Speaker 2: you know. Blind on the rapids.
Speaker 3: Sounds like my kind of party.
Speaker 2: Mason Cox is bad coxy. He's going to join us
Speaker 2: later on. This morning, we kicked a good goal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it. On the r everyone gets around him,
Speaker 5: don't they.
Speaker 2: Hey, Laurence organized an expert that we don't know about
Speaker 2: coming up later on.
Speaker 5: It's a good one.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm not telling you guys deliberately because I
Speaker 6: sort of want to put you on the spot a
Speaker 6: bit and get your thinking.
Speaker 3: On your Can you give us a bit of a genre?
Speaker 5: I would say it's it's quite female.
Speaker 6: Well, it's quite female focused, but you'll definitely be interested
Speaker 6: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's not someone from right. Well, just so that explains
Speaker 2: why it was closed. Catwoman, cat Woman's coming in.
Speaker 5: It's not Catwoman.
Speaker 2: Okay, well Colby, don't ruin it.
Speaker 6: No, I'm telling you it's not Catwoman, damn it.
Speaker 5: But it is female.
Speaker 3: Should get Catwoman in as an expert.
Speaker 2: Well on what cats cats? Harry starts. The wheels are off, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Let's go eight past six, Good morning, Melbourne tops to
Speaker 2: twenty five. We are going for It's gonna be a
Speaker 2: ripper of a day. Jason, Lauren Clint here as well,
Speaker 2: and I have massive foe mat Why you got my
Speaker 2: seat tonight?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm going to the footage tonight, which I
Speaker 6: probably now I'm like, oh gosh, I had a bit
Speaker 6: of a late night on last night.
Speaker 5: I've got to in a row.
Speaker 3: Just do it, just do it, Just do a nice
Speaker 3: sleep on the couch. Here'd be a bed job. Today.
Speaker 5: I'm going to have a sleep today.
Speaker 2: I was annoyed right last night. I said to mar
Speaker 2: Wif Yeah, so Clint, thank you, that's a lovely invitation.
Speaker 2: Earlier in the week he said, look, I've been giving
Speaker 2: a couple of tickets to the Quantas Box Spirit of Australia. Yep,
Speaker 2: the choir is not coming, so you sing.
Speaker 3: We could still call the avited me.
Speaker 5: I'm going to do a song before the game.
Speaker 2: And Clint said, do you want to come to a
Speaker 2: massive prize fan? I was like, that would be amazing.
Speaker 2: We went to this game last year if we did too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I went home and I said to mar waf hey,
Speaker 2: lou Clint's got box seats for me on Thursday night
Speaker 2: and she and actually booked him with Tash and the
Speaker 2: girls to go and see Devil was prata. Now, being
Speaker 2: me being the good husband, I was like, well you
Speaker 2: go do that.
Speaker 5: Well, she planned it first, that's how it works.
Speaker 2: I know, I just want some.
Speaker 3: Sort of Also, it's one to bank, but I just
Speaker 3: want some sort.
Speaker 2: Of credit, Like I appreciate what you're giving up.
Speaker 5: Oh you've got rocks in your head. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 5: coming away because she organized it.
Speaker 3: First, but you never told me.
Speaker 5: But she was sorted.
Speaker 3: Do you have some family diary?
Speaker 5: What would you like black flowers or something? No, just
Speaker 5: like I know the game, then you should talk to
Speaker 5: her about it. Probably not.
Speaker 2: I did how it go as well as well?
Speaker 6: Well, I went out last night for a pre because
Speaker 6: it's it is though. You can't say no because it's
Speaker 6: Mother's Day season, right and it's going for about a month.
Speaker 5: In my family, Mother's state commitments.
Speaker 2: Well, they're handing out the invites to kindy at the
Speaker 2: moment the mother.
Speaker 5: When do they do that? Well on the Friday, because
Speaker 5: now you've got a child in kindy, a child in
Speaker 5: primary school, and a child in high school. You've probably
Speaker 5: got several there's a lot going on for the marm.
Speaker 2: Three different shops. I got to buy mugs att Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 2: you should have seen the dads yesterday when they were
Speaker 2: leaving Kindy, like, okay, that's what Mother's Day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and don't forget it's also like the school
Speaker 6: stewards a PSA mother stays coming up.
Speaker 5: We're throwing a party that'll give you a week to
Speaker 5: get exactly right.
Speaker 6: So we got invited to this event last night at
Speaker 6: at the Amkel pharmacy.
Speaker 2: Because pharmacy for a party drinking.
Speaker 5: This is so boogie. It's got large to take your
Speaker 5: pick from this ultra beauty in it. No, listen to
Speaker 5: this has this ultra beauty and it's like bougie right,
Speaker 5: It's like it's almost like a little mini mecha like
Speaker 5: it's got all the brands. And we got invited down
Speaker 5: and you could pick a fragrance and get your name
Speaker 5: engraved in it.
Speaker 2: And mum was that's cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so mum was so excited.
Speaker 6: So there were like only seven of us and our
Speaker 6: mums and the daughters got to pick fragrance to We're
Speaker 6: all so excited.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not about us, but of course we made it
Speaker 5: about it. Listen to this. She got a La lab.
Speaker 3: I thought she might get Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 2: Any one doesn't she do that as a chemist.
Speaker 5: At this ultra beauty. Yeah, it was amazing. I was
Speaker 5: expecting a j low glow.
Speaker 6: Anyway, she got a lit larbo Then they said now
Speaker 6: for the mums, you get a big like shopping bag
Speaker 6: and it's like supermarket swept, knock yourselves.
Speaker 5: Out, get whatever you want. It was sorry.
Speaker 6: Also within five minutes one of my girlfriends was standing
Speaker 6: in the front door talking. She just walked in and
Speaker 6: we watched her car get towed away at four minutes
Speaker 6: before the clearway open.
Speaker 2: There ruthless.
Speaker 5: Oh anyway then RP. She's got free, she's got she'll
Speaker 5: smell great. At the depot picking up and collingwood this
Speaker 5: morning like a soap market.
Speaker 3: Sweet.
Speaker 6: The moms could get whatever they wanted. And the moms
Speaker 6: are there getting their lipsticks and their makeups.
Speaker 5: I'm like, where's my mom?
Speaker 6: She's off in the are getting ostuln like stocking up
Speaker 6: on like tablets for bone density or something.
Speaker 5: I'm like, come only is let's get the good stuff.
Speaker 2: Is Astralla still a thing? I don't know. Actually I
Speaker 2: remember my sister's wear. It sounds like a makeup brand Astrallas.
Speaker 5: Everyone had the Australa remember.
Speaker 2: Get my sisters for Christmas that it's a body shop.
Speaker 6: Well this had a body shop in it too. Oh
Speaker 6: my god, I was it's near your house. Have you
Speaker 6: seen it, Jazz?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I locked by it recently with my fiancee, Claudia. She
Speaker 8: stuffed in her tracks, was so amazed and spent the
Speaker 8: following two hours in there.
Speaker 6: In the chemist Yeah, it's like a megastore. It's got vibrators,
Speaker 6: Women's sexual Health.
Speaker 3: It's got vibrators.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the girls are throwing that in their mum's gift bags.
Speaker 2: I grab jow Neuropin and a new Dilly.
Speaker 3: Jes that is supermarket sweet.
Speaker 6: They're all got sexy names. Now it's like such pay
Speaker 6: such page mikanofs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I grabbed the Brisbane thank you.
Speaker 5: I don't know there was a Brisbane, but maybe there
Speaker 5: was a Noos. There would have been a.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: There wasn't a HOBt.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's got all the men's it's got all
Speaker 6: the men's goodies to what you mean, like fragrances and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went, I mean you could you if you
Speaker 5: want to go to Mickey.
Speaker 2: Noos, I can't get a script pill.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, is that included in the supermarket sweep?
Speaker 3: And that's it? No, no, no no.
Speaker 5: And then we went to dinner. So as the mum's
Speaker 5: got on the champagne, you can imagine the things going.
Speaker 2: Into the gift bags to dinner with the Dillys.
Speaker 5: We put them in someone's card so we didn't have
Speaker 5: to walk into the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Imagine if that was the car got toed when it
Speaker 2: gets back the depot. Oh god, still going Urban Cookie Collective,
Speaker 2: The Key the Secret. Twenty three past six, Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: We are on the air. Thanks so mates to she
Speaker 2: already express it is Jason Lauren clint here as well?
Speaker 5: And when did the original of that come out in ninety?
Speaker 2: That is the original? Is that it's original?
Speaker 5: That was reading?
Speaker 3: No, No, I got the secret?
Speaker 5: Why are we playing songs from the nineties? I loved it.
Speaker 2: I know I've got to get the CD back to smooth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was excellent. I have got some very exciting mirrors
Speaker 2: on how people can get their hands on a lot
Speaker 2: of money. Details coming up just after the six thirty.
Speaker 5: How much money?
Speaker 2: We're fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of money, thank you.
Speaker 5: That's a lot.
Speaker 3: We'll get to that, especially with rates going up next week.
Speaker 5: Thanks. Do you want to talk about how the weather
Speaker 5: might change soon too?
Speaker 3: It probably will next week as well.
Speaker 2: Well. This isn't much more positive, but okay, I want
Speaker 2: to talk councils and I want to talk bins.
Speaker 6: I'll get in trouble to go to the council office
Speaker 6: the other day and they wouldn't look me in the eye.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure it's because I'm always what's your council?
Speaker 5: Stonnington?
Speaker 2: I hate?
Speaker 3: What's your counsel?
Speaker 2: Jason? It doesn't matter, No, no, what is it? That
Speaker 2: doesn't come on?
Speaker 5: Not bayside? You're the other one.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he based, what is it?
Speaker 5: Brodie?
Speaker 2: And no, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: He's not listening anyway.
Speaker 3: What counselors Jason?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Because you live just down the road Glenaras, in the
Speaker 3: beautiful city of Glenarah.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm the city of Yarra and how are they
Speaker 2: Well they can all go to help.
Speaker 5: Stonington's given us digital parking permits for guests.
Speaker 3: Now what does that work?
Speaker 5: You have to go onto a website. And so even
Speaker 5: if you've.
Speaker 2: Got like a garden park outside your place.
Speaker 6: You know you could just come in and get the
Speaker 6: thing and put in your No, Now you've got to
Speaker 6: go on a website and register their number plates. So
Speaker 6: even if a gardener's popping in for one hour, if
Speaker 6: I'm not there and they're going in the front yard,
Speaker 6: here's to text me and say I'm here now, and
Speaker 6: then I've forgot and upload these details, not even a
Speaker 6: nap on a website.
Speaker 2: What do they put QR codes on the footpath make it.
Speaker 6: Easier because they don't want to make it easier. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 6: shout out to whoever started that was a good idea.
Speaker 2: Well it's darning. I will check your bins because the
Speaker 2: counci come on the council of the mon touch my bin.
Speaker 2: Some people are noticing little devices that have been attached
Speaker 2: bins from the council trackers.
Speaker 5: Well, hang on, if there's if that, if that's the
Speaker 5: if there's.
Speaker 6: A device, it can stay on council property. I'm not
Speaker 6: even putting in my front yard. It's going to stay
Speaker 6: on the nature.
Speaker 2: Well, some people like is it a listening device? Some
Speaker 2: people concerned? Is it a device that has a camera
Speaker 2: that so it's scanning what you're.
Speaker 5: Putting in a camera in my front yard.
Speaker 2: It's not a camera. It's an r f I D
Speaker 2: tag a short for radio frequency identification tag. Apparently this
Speaker 2: isn't this is nothing new to be doing it in
Speaker 2: the UK. Some councils in Sydney and what does it
Speaker 2: do roll it out as well? Why? From what I
Speaker 2: understand is it makes it easier for the drivers to
Speaker 2: pick up.
Speaker 3: The bins, like if it's on the curve, you'd pick
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to an expert. Caz, Caz, morning, Kaz.
Speaker 5: Are you are you stalking us? What's happening?
Speaker 10: No, okay, I'll clear up a couple of miss misconceptions.
Speaker 10: To start with, the r F I D tag is
Speaker 10: designed so that when US drivers go into a court,
Speaker 10: all the bins are grouped together. Bins are contaminated, as
Speaker 10: in the greenway, it's bins are contaminated. We cannot identify
Speaker 10: which house is the contaminator.
Speaker 5: What do you mean if they can?
Speaker 2: So if I've put like my normal rubbish in the
Speaker 2: green bin and I just put it with all the
Speaker 2: other bins, So you're doubbing on us, Yeah, you're dobbing
Speaker 2: on us.
Speaker 10: Well, basically it's not so much dobbing on you as
Speaker 10: it's to stop your rates going up. Because that's when
Speaker 10: when we go out to the tip. They actually ordered
Speaker 10: us every six months or twelve months and they will
Speaker 10: go through our garbage, our load and they will weigh
Speaker 10: up what is garbage and what is green?
Speaker 3: Right, So you so you get in strife if you're
Speaker 3: picking up the wrong ones.
Speaker 4: No, what the.
Speaker 10: Processes do is then they send a bill to council
Speaker 10: for the extra work they have to do to sort
Speaker 10: it out.
Speaker 3: It's quite a si the product.
Speaker 6: So now you can say, oh, okay, I've just dumped
Speaker 6: that load in Maboo in the back of my garbage truck.
Speaker 5: But it was actually chicken bones and not greens.
Speaker 2: In the green bin. You're a bad example there.
Speaker 10: Oh any organic waste that your kitchen producers can go
Speaker 10: in your green bin?
Speaker 5: Okay, so sorry, I got my plastic bags. I put
Speaker 5: my plastic bags in the green bin, and now I've
Speaker 5: put it in the back of my truck.
Speaker 6: So I realized it's the wrong thing, so that I'm
Speaker 6: going to scan that tag and find that family.
Speaker 10: Now, what I'm actually more talking about is when people
Speaker 10: fill up their green waste bin with garbage and recycle
Speaker 10: and but then what do you do with this new
Speaker 10: and what and then what they do is they put
Speaker 10: green in on top of that.
Speaker 2: When we come along, Yeah, yeah, we know how it works.
Speaker 2: I do it each week.
Speaker 5: But then what do you do with the tag?
Speaker 2: King?
Speaker 5: What about the tags?
Speaker 10: What that does is we have a sensor on the
Speaker 10: front of the hopper that will read that tag, because
Speaker 10: every single tag is allocated to a house.
Speaker 5: And then do we get a fine?
Speaker 2: Do we get fine?
Speaker 10: I can't tell you that because I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's why we got you on.
Speaker 5: Good on you.
Speaker 3: Was it a bit easier in the old days when
Speaker 3: you just changing off check and everything just checked, everything
Speaker 3: in the one bin.
Speaker 10: All I can say to you is that when it
Speaker 10: comes to being fined, they will actually send you letters, first.
Speaker 5: Screen letters.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 5: Have you ever lost a rubbish bin?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: People to people still, Oh my.
Speaker 5: God, the saga of getting one the police station? Do
Speaker 5: you yeah, get a start deck.
Speaker 2: You know, if you've got two kids in nappies in
Speaker 2: your house, then they upgrade, get a bigger bin.
Speaker 3: That's good, you know what.
Speaker 5: I never downgraded again.
Speaker 3: But they check if you've got two kids. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: So you can just apply a couple of kids.
Speaker 2: I guess he's a.
Speaker 5: Couple of adults getting around in nappies.
Speaker 2: Get the twelve year old to wear one of the
Speaker 2: park of it now and then pass the counsel. The
Speaker 2: watching might come on, mate, we don't want to lose.
Speaker 1: The pull up on pustle to earn the bin. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's just gone six thirty passionate. Oh mate, you know
Speaker 1: what we've got messages.
Speaker 5: In Stonnington. Be nice, shout out to the Stonnington Garbos.
Speaker 5: Do a great job.
Speaker 2: Base side counts. I put the sticker of shame on
Speaker 2: your bin, big bright sticking down the side of your bin.
Speaker 2: We've gone through it.
Speaker 5: What about when you put bins out and other people
Speaker 5: dump their stuff in it and then.
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Speaker 5: That's so good, Yep, it's.
Speaker 3: Coming off tomorrow and over great timing. I want to
Speaker 3: get a little bit nostalgic with you both because sales
Speaker 3: are soaring in wired earphones or headphones.
Speaker 5: For your iPhone.
Speaker 6: I'm one of those white cord yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I've been sworn around with it.
Speaker 2: So you know what, I'm off the ear pods. So
Speaker 2: I've lost mine.
Speaker 3: Well, I've lost them many times. In fact, I leave
Speaker 3: them on planes. I leave them.
Speaker 2: You know, you can do fine my iPhone. It sets
Speaker 2: off the little thing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, Clint, remember at the start of this year we
Speaker 5: said what's in and out for twenty six.
Speaker 3: And yes, Laurence, you were should say that because here
Speaker 3: is evidence of how cool we were. I'm going to
Speaker 3: say this, headphones with cords are in. I've got mine right, See,
Speaker 3: they're just they're cool the back. Do you know what
Speaker 3: they don't. You don't lose it as much as you
Speaker 3: lose the silly AirPods.
Speaker 2: Remember, before AirPods came a thing, the only person you'd
Speaker 2: see with wireless headphones was normally real estate agents walking
Speaker 2: around with a little ridiculous.
Speaker 6: The thing with wired headphones is it's also like a
Speaker 6: statement like i've got them in, don't talk to me
Speaker 6: on the phone. Yes, yes, when you've got your EarPods in,
Speaker 6: especially as a female. People just come up and talk
Speaker 6: to you and you like, but also sorry, what was that?
Speaker 5: You have to take it out.
Speaker 3: Also, the Sea labs are all doing it, like the
Speaker 3: Sea Labs, the Celebos, they're all doing the wired headphone and.
Speaker 5: I reckon it so people don't talk to them.
Speaker 2: You know what I think of You know when people
Speaker 2: get on a plane with the over the top headphones
Speaker 2: and they've got them.
Speaker 3: On the well, remember we did it the other day
Speaker 3: at the airport.
Speaker 2: You in the lounge, Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You could call something, calling each other. Lauren was so unimpressed.
Speaker 6: We also because you're sitting next to each other, but
Speaker 6: you had those big headphones on, so you felt like
Speaker 6: you had to yell.
Speaker 2: Can you hear me? I got you?
Speaker 3: Ja?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They work like a fire. Good to loude.
Speaker 2: I can't hear anything else except you.
Speaker 5: That is almost a perfect enactment of what happens.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to Clinton.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, so why do your phones? Revenue is jumping out
Speaker 3: twenty percent? It's amazing. They're back.
Speaker 5: They're back, baby.
Speaker 2: You know what I miss Friday nights not sitting there
Speaker 2: cruising Netflix, but the whole family getting in the car
Speaker 2: and going down to Blockbuster. Not just me, No I do.
Speaker 5: We just all sit on the couch now and argue
Speaker 5: that was my youth.
Speaker 2: My youth was growing up on the mean streets of Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Would all got a simple video on a Friday night.
Speaker 2: We knew Mary who worked behind.
Speaker 5: The count You said that on a Friuday night.
Speaker 3: I do agree.
Speaker 12: Living he went back to Brisbane for a minute fish
Speaker 12: and chip shop next door Friday.
Speaker 2: No, we'll take hi to Mary behind the counter. Mary
Speaker 2: used to always never charge to lady Peace.
Speaker 5: But it was annoying because then if you didn't take
Speaker 5: it back.
Speaker 3: No Mary, we're still what if you're what if she
Speaker 3: got there knowing what you wanted and it was too
Speaker 3: many people who already got it.
Speaker 5: It wasn't that sad. It would be a little sticker
Speaker 5: in a slip.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Well, then there was the video easy Guarantee where
Speaker 2: you get it for free the next time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now you can just have whatever you want.
Speaker 5: You'd have to leave your house.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing. There's no social element you think. No,
Speaker 2: I missed it back then. It was great.
Speaker 3: You see.
Speaker 2: You made some school quickly slowly. Sorry, you'd slowly walk
Speaker 2: past the naughty section, wouldn't it just so.
Speaker 5: Slowly? It was like my legs just went in.
Speaker 2: This isn't where police Academy is high tower.
Speaker 3: I tell what I miss or what I did the
Speaker 3: other day that sort of evoked something in me. I
Speaker 3: drove a manual car. It was it's just fun, but
Speaker 3: it's a novel. Every now and then I'll put it
Speaker 3: in manual and use the paddles. I find that.
Speaker 5: Confusing, all the paddles on the wrap to what thinking
Speaker 5: you're a Formula one driver driving a truck? Where do
Speaker 5: you do that around el Park Lake?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Down north right?
Speaker 5: Is it fust when you can only get to sixty
Speaker 5: but you get there quicker? What is what used to
Speaker 5: be better?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Snacks used to be better. They're also healthy now. Back
Speaker 5: in the day, snacks were like they're bigger, full of sugar.
Speaker 3: They all had.
Speaker 2: MSG you know, miss the thirty cent Conamackers' dollar.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a dollar.
Speaker 5: They still do them the soft set.
Speaker 2: Yeah they do.
Speaker 3: I think it's a dollar.
Speaker 14: A dollar, that's a that's a raw third. You know
Speaker 14: what they used to do which they don't do now,
Speaker 14: put a fake in it. No, they don't mix the mcflurry,
Speaker 14: oh flowry machine, but connect the spoon and then it
Speaker 14: would blend.
Speaker 5: Now they just blend the blend the soft serve and
Speaker 5: then just put the topping on.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's not as if they're doing the work.
Speaker 3: It's a machine, so why aren't we They got rid
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: They changed it.
Speaker 3: Seriously, have a look you set on the phone.
Speaker 2: Thirty twenty four ten is our number. What used to
Speaker 2: be better in the old days? What needs to come back?
Speaker 2: Give us a ring in return, We've got free stuff
Speaker 2: to go this morning.
Speaker 3: Let's say television as well, like it's a knockout? Was
Speaker 3: one of the great shows?
Speaker 2: Oh Billy J. Smith, a little Budfi coming Donald? Yes?
Speaker 5: What about man? Oh man?
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 3: This is wholesome family fun.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, cheaters remember that show?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's also family fun.
Speaker 5: No, he got knifed, Yeah, because you busted someone and
Speaker 5: made him like. That's right, cheaters, cheaters. You could still
Speaker 5: do that now.
Speaker 2: And then they sent the camera crew in the ambulance
Speaker 2: with him. Of course they did.
Speaker 3: Everyone was doing it, did it.
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 2: When they got the miners.
Speaker 3: From the beacon Field Mine and Cooshi jumped in the
Speaker 3: ambulance divvy.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was twenty years ago, this week thirteen, twenty
Speaker 2: four to ten. Used to be better in the old days.
Speaker 2: Give us call what nover? It's your boy Bents and Boon.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne, just gone five to seven. You're on
Speaker 2: Ober one hundred. It is Jason Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 5: I reckon he's tutor announce the tour here soon, I hope.
Speaker 3: So I'll be from center. Do you have as well?
Speaker 5: I'll be there right there with you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make a bold statement, go for it.
Speaker 3: Talk to us.
Speaker 2: We're talking about what was better the old days? Yes,
Speaker 2: what was better in the old days? Music?
Speaker 5: Oh, shots fired? What are you calling the old days though?
Speaker 5: Like the nineties?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we had we had some big band.
Speaker 5: Do you know what was better? Boy bands and girl
Speaker 5: bands that don't even exist anymore?
Speaker 3: What's what boy band we got at the moment? Is
Speaker 3: there one in existence?
Speaker 5: Do you know who's doing boy bands and girl bands? Well?
Speaker 5: The k pop stars kop where the boy bands and
Speaker 5: the girl bands are. But we don't, we we don't.
Speaker 5: We don't play outside of k pop. A lot of
Speaker 5: other kind of bands.
Speaker 2: Another ones reality shows the Osborne remember Jessica Simpsons show.
Speaker 5: They were looser as well, even Big Brother and stuff.
Speaker 3: Another one milk bars. How good were milk bars back
Speaker 3: in the day? And all those lollies used.
Speaker 5: To get you go with two dollars? And how many
Speaker 5: can I?
Speaker 2: I love? Just in the bash streets of Melbourne. Every
Speaker 2: now and then in a suburb you'll see like, let's
Speaker 2: goool milk bar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the old and the old school fish and chip shop.
Speaker 5: There's not that many of them. Anything. Used to have
Speaker 5: your local you know the people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one in Hampton. You could tell that and
Speaker 2: change the oil in fifteen.
Speaker 3: But that made it taste so much better.
Speaker 2: Yeah too. You bought one of the chocolates and it
Speaker 2: was all sort of white because I'd been sitting on
Speaker 2: the shelf for a number of years.
Speaker 5: Was buying chocolates from the fish and chip shop.
Speaker 2: That was milk bar job Ashley, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: They going what was better in the old days?
Speaker 15: Killer pythons were bigger and twisties were fatter.
Speaker 5: Twisty were fatter.
Speaker 16: They missed the emailed the company and everything complaining about
Speaker 16: how small the twisty were.
Speaker 5: Did they give you like a year suppler something.
Speaker 17: No, they said, twisty is coming all different.
Speaker 15: Shapes and.
Speaker 2: Back in the old days, if you complained a rapid
Speaker 2: rock up at your house.
Speaker 6: With all these yeah, yeah yeah, what about pringles? They've
Speaker 6: got smaller they used to be.
Speaker 16: My hand doesn't fit in there anymore.
Speaker 5: And it's not us getting bigger, they're getting smaller.
Speaker 17: Sure, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Didn't they siphon off a tim Tam out of the
Speaker 2: packet as well? Yeah, there's more they shrink flation. It's
Speaker 2: just outrageous.
Speaker 5: I love this.
Speaker 2: Do you agree?
Speaker 3: Jordan in Caroline Springs, Yeah.
Speaker 15: Hey, yeah, I was just here to talk about old cars.
Speaker 15: I think they're way better, more reliable, more robust.
Speaker 18: And just get the job better than new cars.
Speaker 2: Too. Too many electronics in the new car.
Speaker 3: Do you still have an old car?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I got my dad nineteen nineties highlights, But
Speaker 15: the company said that the cars you're old and would
Speaker 15: rather have you drive our twenty twenty four highlights.
Speaker 9: Ohios.
Speaker 15: And it is ridiculous. I hate all those sensors, all
Speaker 15: the beating. I just want a manual fireluks just goes
Speaker 15: and stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what running with that theme appliances.
Speaker 2: They used to build them tougher back in the day,
Speaker 2: Like think about it, did you ever update your toaster
Speaker 2: when you were a kid?
Speaker 6: No, the same unlasted forever and the electric fright pan.
Speaker 6: Do you think that's on us though, that we want
Speaker 6: the newer and the best, and then we go, oh,
Speaker 6: we need upgrade.
Speaker 2: No, because everything just breaks so easily now with the
Speaker 2: same fry pan for the twenty years I lived at home?
Speaker 3: Or are you just getting more hungry? So it's just overuse.
Speaker 2: The fry pans exhausted you reckon.
Speaker 3: Fry pans were better, more durable.
Speaker 5: They weren't non stick back in the day, though, I
Speaker 5: remember Mum's soaking those things.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah overnight the morning.
Speaker 2: Fresh year thirteen and twenty four ten is the number
Speaker 2: we're talking. What used to be better back in the day?
Speaker 5: Hello Marley, what was better back in the day? TV?
Speaker 15: I feel like there is no good kids TV anymore.
Speaker 5: Used to have dedicated channels. You have a three had
Speaker 5: Saturdays us me, I don't know what they.
Speaker 3: Want had kids WB. I mean we're staring right now
Speaker 3: at a living and breathing example of why TV was
Speaker 3: better back in the day. Am I right?
Speaker 5: Yes, When I left Kids WB, that was the end
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 2: You killed it and went to shit.
Speaker 5: Still I was the final host of Kids W Did
Speaker 5: you ever.
Speaker 2: Have an ink moment? Or you're in the park and
Speaker 2: you saw Agra and the card and connection.
Speaker 5: By the way, it would have been Saturday Disney versus
Speaker 5: Kids be they are in Sydney. Who Stubby Bee was
Speaker 5: filmed in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Who was Saturday disn'ety? Who was the host?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I did didn't watch it clear they were very polished.
Speaker 2: It looked like the High Time.
Speaker 5: But I grew up watching Katrina Roundtree on What's Up? Doc?
Speaker 5: Do you remember What's Up?
Speaker 2: Doc?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was she on Wonderworld as well?
Speaker 5: You remember wonder World?
Speaker 2: Totally Wild still a thing?
Speaker 5: Oh Ranger, Stacey?
Speaker 3: I mean, not much is a thing.
Speaker 5: I think totally wild turned into like the Irwins, didn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was a nice trip down memory like want
Speaker 2: used to be better in the old days.
Speaker 5: Yeah, TV was better.
Speaker 2: I was worried we'd get a course home. Christy Samon Brownie. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's right on seven o'clock coming up.
Speaker 5: There would be many people. I do believe that I was.
Speaker 5: I was a staunch Christie Samon Brownie listener, I.
Speaker 2: Know when we worked at the other radio station. I
Speaker 2: got in your car, yeah, and.
Speaker 5: I said it on radio and you're like thanks, I
Speaker 5: was the opposition. Sorry, Jess.
Speaker 2: Coming up, guys, we are hitting the streets of Melbourne
Speaker 2: and we've got fifty thousand dollars cash to give away.
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Speaker 2: We are hitting the streets of Melbourne with fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars cash to give away.
Speaker 5: That's exactly right, a lot of money.
Speaker 2: All we have to do.
Speaker 5: It's a load of money and it's going to be
Speaker 5: in your pocket, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It's just come and say hey, hey, how this works right?
Speaker 2: Say hey for fifty k.
Speaker 5: It's the easiest way to win money of all time.
Speaker 2: We are going to go to five different locations across Melbourne.
Speaker 2: The first one will be next Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Get one hour to come down and say hey, everyone
Speaker 2: that comes down to meet us between four o'clock and
Speaker 2: five o'clock at Carnegie Central shopping center.
Speaker 5: Hernegie Central, is that I've been.
Speaker 2: There right outside spotlight level one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, everything great, donut shop there, Yes,
Speaker 5: there is at the bottom of the sea.
Speaker 2: Well did youze supermarket in there as well? Yeah, So
Speaker 2: if you come down between four and five on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: everyone that comes down and says hey in that hour
Speaker 2: goes in the running to win ten thousand dollars cash
Speaker 2: the next day.
Speaker 6: Right, So you come down and say hey, we'll get
Speaker 6: your deats and we'll call some on the next day.
Speaker 2: And here's the best bit. When we go out again,
Speaker 2: we clear those entries.
Speaker 5: When will we go out again?
Speaker 2: If we go out on Tuesday, we'll go out on
Speaker 2: the Thursday, and then we'll go on on the Saturday,
Speaker 2: and then we'll go on the following Tuesday and then
Speaker 2: the following day.
Speaker 6: Right, and now we're going to get all around Melbourne.
Speaker 6: You don't freak out if you can't get to Carnegie.
Speaker 6: But if you come down to everyone, your five chances to.
Speaker 2: Next Tuesday Carnegie Central shopping center, level one outside spotlight.
Speaker 2: Come down between four and five, say hey, and you
Speaker 2: could walk away with ten o K.
Speaker 3: That's easy.
Speaker 5: So we're giving away fifty thousand dollars in five days.
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, should we go to the ross Town for
Speaker 2: dinner afterward?
Speaker 3: I love the Rossie.
Speaker 2: They've just put two.
Speaker 5: It's a good pub. That one.
Speaker 2: Well, they've just put two pool tables in the outside
Speaker 2: beer gup, oh outdoor pool out to a pool that
Speaker 2: it's under cover? Oh is it?
Speaker 3: They've got heaters and stuff out there for winter?
Speaker 2: But how cool is that?
Speaker 3: Live music at the ross Town? And that front bar
Speaker 3: used to be excellent little acoustic band in the corner
Speaker 3: on a Tuesday for your cut and drafts.
Speaker 2: I grab the I get the rest of the day.
Speaker 2: Then the other day and what was it was pork? Oh?
Speaker 3: No, rather a lamb? What was poor? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Came crack? God?
Speaker 5: Do you two sound like a couple of old women
Speaker 5: this morning? Pranky have a knese feeling? Ladies?
Speaker 3: Actually a little bit sore, a little bit pain. Did
Speaker 3: the arties yesterday?
Speaker 2: It was my voltarean.
Speaker 5: You're funny all right?
Speaker 2: Next Tuesday between four and five, Carnegie Central, come and
Speaker 2: say hey, and when ten just gone quarter past seven
Speaker 2: at nover.
Speaker 3: Funny old scenes in the US at the moment, First
Speaker 3: and foremost, because King Charles and Camilla have been there.
Speaker 5: Footage of Camilla and Millenia Trump walking around the tennis
Speaker 5: court with the kids I did it was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 5: I was like, I've also at.
Speaker 6: This stage in my life where everything I say, I'm like,
Speaker 6: as you say, are they both look like they worked
Speaker 6: for white lady funerals. Now both in white with big
Speaker 6: white hats walking around this tennis court, not playing tennis,
Speaker 6: but with these kids in VR gogle What the kids
Speaker 6: in the VR goggles doing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Look it was It was a charity. It was a
Speaker 3: charity event and they were there as sort of patrons,
Speaker 3: all launching.
Speaker 2: Did you guys the tech see the footage of Trump
Speaker 2: doing a speech. King Charles was sitting down on stage
Speaker 2: behind him and Trump mentioned how Trump's mum had a
Speaker 2: crush on him back in the day.
Speaker 3: Yes, now yeah, and but Charlie, he loved it. He
Speaker 3: did have a chuck, had a chuckle. He did love it.
Speaker 3: The other strange thing happening in the US at the
Speaker 3: moment is this because they're about to commemorate the two
Speaker 3: hundred and fiftieth anniversary of independence for America. Charles made
Speaker 3: a joke during that speech because he was congratulating the States.
Speaker 3: He said, in the UK we call two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty years just the other day.
Speaker 2: That's strong.
Speaker 3: But what they're doing to celebrate is they are new
Speaker 3: US passports are being issued if you need one. That is,
Speaker 3: so if your passport's up for a newle or you're
Speaker 3: a new passport done mine, you'll get a new US passport.
Speaker 3: But it'll include or feature a picture of Donald Trump.
Speaker 5: Of course, what do he means.
Speaker 3: He's going to be the first president to put his
Speaker 3: face in the past, to have a face.
Speaker 5: Passports last last ten years and he's out so rip
Speaker 5: that too. Yeah, so he wants to be like how
Speaker 5: the King and Queen are on the five dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so he wents a legacy piece.
Speaker 2: You know, I never had a parent for a note.
Speaker 2: He probably. I think the notes are full, really meant
Speaker 2: a new one.
Speaker 5: That's not a bad point. It's a fifteen dollar note.
Speaker 2: I didn't get a passport, so I was maybe twenty five,
Speaker 2: twenty six.
Speaker 5: That just doesn't surprise me one bit.
Speaker 2: I never left Brisbane until I was like fifteen. Remember
Speaker 2: it doesn't I've never come into Sydney for my grandma's funeral.
Speaker 5: Was your first trip?
Speaker 2: That was my first trip on a plane.
Speaker 5: Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 2: It was exciting to plane.
Speaker 5: Thanks Nan, really dub me a solid. You got me
Speaker 5: out of Brisbane.
Speaker 2: There's the bridge.
Speaker 5: So where was your met your nan?
Speaker 2: My grandma? Yeah, she used to come up and visit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Where was your first day overseas trip to Thailand?
Speaker 5: I was going to guess Bali?
Speaker 2: So what a car? And when I got together with
Speaker 2: Luch that was going to overseas holiday and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean to the gold coat? She's like, no,
Speaker 2: Tasmania overseas.
Speaker 5: I was like, out, you really are like Dalekerrigan from
Speaker 5: the Castle.
Speaker 2: I was really rattled. They can understand me there.
Speaker 5: What did you come home and have a slide night?
Speaker 2: Did you come home? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You are a character from the castle.
Speaker 2: Look how many people they get on scooters, that's what
Speaker 2: I couldn't beat them.
Speaker 5: That's so interesting. Because my parents were in airlines in
Speaker 5: travele so we traveled a lot at kids. Oh right,
Speaker 5: but it was sort of like ever since we were
Speaker 5: little because it was the line of work my mum
Speaker 5: was in, So I don't remember ever being like, wow,
Speaker 5: this is the first time I've gone overseas. I was,
Speaker 5: but doing it as an adult for the first time,
Speaker 5: it must have been overwhelming, mind blowing. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 5: when you're little, you don't really get you don't.
Speaker 2: Know freaking out through customs?
Speaker 3: What do you like?
Speaker 5: What had you so?
Speaker 2: I've never done customs. I've never gone through Judy free
Speaker 2: blew me away?
Speaker 3: What about in Thailand? What do you call this chicken sata?
Speaker 5: Had you ever been to a Thai restaurant?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 5: Did you go do some halfcore hours at the lot
Speaker 5: before you went away?
Speaker 2: Culture? I'm not pack I packed so much because I
Speaker 2: didn't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you wouldn't which I knew that I was at
Speaker 5: the airport.
Speaker 2: I was up on the observation deck just killing Tom.
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Hey, thirteen twenty four ten, it's quite unique. Thank you
Speaker 2: that I like it. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: It's a bit sad as well.
Speaker 5: It's quite sweet though.
Speaker 2: Are you an adult and you've never left the country,
Speaker 2: You don't have a past surely, hey, are you an
Speaker 2: adult and you've never left Victoria?
Speaker 5: If we find an adult that hasn't left Victoria, where
Speaker 5: should we send them?
Speaker 2: Are you an adult? Hey? Hey, are you an adult
Speaker 2: that's never left Melbourne? What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Like never even left the CBD?
Speaker 2: No, the city of Melbourne? Like maybe they haven't gone
Speaker 2: to the little one.
Speaker 3: I reckon there would be There would definitely be Victorians
Speaker 3: out there who have never been overseas.
Speaker 5: I don't know or don't have a never had a
Speaker 5: pass port.
Speaker 3: Surely you know, even for a little roady across to
Speaker 3: South Australia.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 2: How about we send you to Hoder in Sorrento.
Speaker 5: Oh you don't need a passport for that.
Speaker 2: You don't Sorrento's new overwater restaurant on Port Phillip Bay.
Speaker 6: And then you can catch the ferry across to Quencliff
Speaker 6: and you feel like you've been overseas.
Speaker 2: Thirteen is our number? Are you an adult and have
Speaker 2: you not left the country or Victoria? Give us a call,
Speaker 2: Big not a footy tonight pies via the Hawks Hawks
Speaker 2: six on the Trot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've won six on the trot and looking formidable,
Speaker 3: bit of a premiership force.
Speaker 2: So I can tell you what turn of events? How's
Speaker 2: the storm? Seven losses in a row?
Speaker 3: On there, Craig Bellamy?
Speaker 5: Are they're rebuilding much like my mindy right?
Speaker 2: No, no, we don't need to rebuild. Well we're in
Speaker 2: the penthouse.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, Craig Bellamy would never have experienced anything like this. No,
Speaker 3: he's a perennial winner. It's crazy, beautiful day in Melbourne today,
Speaker 3: good day to stay home. But we are asking Melbournians
Speaker 3: is there anyone out there who's never been or ventured overseas?
Speaker 3: Surely there's somebody.
Speaker 5: Or have you a plane?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's the furtherest you've been? Karen? Good morning? Where's
Speaker 2: where's the furtherest? You've been? Done?
Speaker 18: New South Wales?
Speaker 5: Now, so you've never been overseas?
Speaker 3: How old are you?
Speaker 2: Karen?
Speaker 3: If you don't mind me asking fifty and now?
Speaker 6: Did you drive across the border to get to New
Speaker 6: South Wales or did we go to the airport?
Speaker 5: You've never been on a plane.
Speaker 2: So is it a fear of flying? Is it financial reasons?
Speaker 13: Not fear of flying?
Speaker 5: Oh well then we won't go sending you on holiday.
Speaker 6: No, wow, have you thought about like, does it trouble
Speaker 6: you that you're you're so scared of flying that you're
Speaker 6: missing out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 18: No, no, I just yeah, yeah, I've just realized that,
Speaker 18: you know, you're not interested.
Speaker 2: What about a cruise?
Speaker 13: Don't think about it?
Speaker 2: Would you do a cruise to get overseas? Yeah?
Speaker 18: I could, yeah, because.
Speaker 5: That's I mean, that's I mean, you could start on
Speaker 5: the spirit of kids and true.
Speaker 2: I mean I would rather turbulence of a gastro But
Speaker 2: there are Karen.
Speaker 3: If I was to say to you right now that
Speaker 3: we've got a trip for you, let's just say to California.
Speaker 2: We don't I just want to be very clear, we don't.
Speaker 3: What would you you would say.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, yeah, you don't want to freak out on
Speaker 6: a fourteen hour flight. I'd go to Sydney before you
Speaker 6: fly all the way to California. If you if you're
Speaker 6: scared of flying, we.
Speaker 2: Don't need one of our listeners tasered and cable tip.
Speaker 6: No wow, I think you should look at I get
Speaker 6: it though, some people are terrified. I know someone who's
Speaker 6: terrified of flying, and she went and got hypnotype. She's
Speaker 6: done all the things to try and stop, and she
Speaker 6: just cannot cruise. There's an option, Yeah, Karen, I reckon
Speaker 6: you should get on one of those cruises to feed
Speaker 6: g or something.
Speaker 2: What if?
Speaker 15: What if?
Speaker 3: What if the ship runs a ground or something and
Speaker 3: you got to get you got to get winched out.
Speaker 5: She'll swim. Also, I think.
Speaker 3: Okay, we've got a chopper on the way.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 6: I think you'll find if I runs aground there will
Speaker 6: be no issues getting off.
Speaker 2: Yea, Hey, Sean, how are you guys where?
Speaker 16: I'm fifty eight, never had a passport, never been overseas,
Speaker 16: and and I have to go to Bali in November
Speaker 16: now because my sister's having a fiftieth There.
Speaker 5: Are you excited?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 16: I couldn't give a ship. I've seen my country doesn't
Speaker 16: interest me overseas.
Speaker 5: What have you have you flown into state?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I've been all way around Australia.
Speaker 5: Traveled you just Barley and just love it.
Speaker 16: I'd rather see my country than the other, I'll be honest, Shan.
Speaker 2: When you're over there, you don't know as much of
Speaker 2: a difference as somebody else.
Speaker 5: Imagine Barley smells different, everything's different about Barley's.
Speaker 2: One three cabs. His mind's about to be blown.
Speaker 5: Is he going? Are you going to go, Sean to
Speaker 5: your sister's fifties in Bali?
Speaker 16: I've been told I have to buy my wife.
Speaker 5: She wants to go, wants a trip.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I love it, Sean, enjoy the bin tanks.
Speaker 3: Hey, Luke, good morning, good morning. Okay, So if you
Speaker 3: are you, are you like Big Sean? Have you never left?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Never left?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Probably just like financial reasons. But yeah, it would be
Speaker 18: nice to obviously be enure out.
Speaker 2: But I don't hate me when you say never left
Speaker 2: you've left Victoria? Right?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 18: I never left Victoria, not even on a road trip.
Speaker 2: No, you've never never done the hell yeah thirty five
Speaker 2: movie world? Never?
Speaker 5: All right, Luke? If you could fly, if we said
Speaker 5: we could buy you, we can't. Just let me preface that.
Speaker 5: If we said we could send you anywhere in the
Speaker 5: world on a plane today, where would you go?
Speaker 18: You're probably the USA?
Speaker 5: Oh the USA?
Speaker 2: What about let's be more realistic financially, anywhere in Australia,
Speaker 2: Like where have you really wanted to travel?
Speaker 18: I really want to take the Kings to ye like
Speaker 18: dream World and movie in Sydney. But we've got two
Speaker 18: little ones, so I haven't said extended here.
Speaker 5: How far out of Somerville where you live? Have you ventured?
Speaker 18: Obviously down to the Moynton Peninsula. It's nice on the
Speaker 18: on the beach in the forefront.
Speaker 5: It's about twenty minutes from your house, isn't it? Some
Speaker 5: of ill to the morning?
Speaker 18: Yeah about that. And then obviously have traveled like over
Speaker 18: to the Western stuburbs as well.
Speaker 5: But yeah, have you ever been to the city.
Speaker 18: Yeah, obviously traveled through the city to get to the
Speaker 18: Western stubburbs.
Speaker 5: I've never You've never had a stay a in the
Speaker 5: city Geelong?
Speaker 18: No, make it to long No, I've been. No, only
Speaker 18: the buy the Western probably the furthest Way, probably like
Speaker 18: that way.
Speaker 5: You should get a you should get a gig on
Speaker 5: travel guards. I mean the world would blow your mind.
Speaker 5: My god, you've never stayed in the city.
Speaker 6: No, what about if we give you an Oakwood premiere
Speaker 6: dine and stay k in the city, coming to the
Speaker 6: Big Snake into Melbourne, have a one night stay with
Speaker 6: breakfast and.
Speaker 5: Cash to spend.
Speaker 2: Beautiful hotel room, dine, it overlooks the city.
Speaker 3: It's a cracking one night stay and not a one
Speaker 3: night stand.
Speaker 2: Bring the.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get get in and have a night in the
Speaker 5: city on us.
Speaker 3: Look, have you ever been to the airport.
Speaker 18: For the drop off family?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've never parked and gone in.
Speaker 18: Like I was here to see my family off at
Speaker 18: the airport. I have yet.
Speaker 5: Oh, Luke, there's a whole world.
Speaker 2: Out there, you know what, baby steps. Let's spend the night.
Speaker 5: The city and we'll let us know how you stay.
Speaker 5: When you've been. Let's stay in touch because then we'll
Speaker 5: see where we can send you.
Speaker 2: Exactly right. Maybe this has been ongoing thing over the
Speaker 2: next year. Where are we going to send Luke?
Speaker 5: Where are we sending?
Speaker 2: Lookes?
Speaker 5: And do you have to give us travels or something
Speaker 5: travel guide style review and all the places.
Speaker 18: We send you definitely well do Thanks so much, guys,
Speaker 18: I really appreciate travel reporter.
Speaker 2: There he goes, Where are in the world are we
Speaker 2: sending Luke?
Speaker 5: Where in the world is San Diego? Where in the
Speaker 5: world is Luke?
Speaker 3: From some of it, it's like a trin around tree.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: It's the reverse of we're going to start with.
Speaker 6: The city, and let's start in Melbourne and we get traveling.
Speaker 6: Let's get just across the border like a choker.
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Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've got an expert in now. It is a
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Speaker 17: The Experts with Jason Lauren, your vessel who specialize in
Speaker 17: very special things.
Speaker 8: Our guest is Kirby Hughes, who is an expert in Bras.
Speaker 17: Let's hear from the expert.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is the expert special people specializing really special things.
Speaker 2: Clinton and I just got a three minute heads up
Speaker 2: on this one today. It's an expert in Bras.
Speaker 6: I'd like to introduce you to Kirby Hughes from Love INTMO.
Speaker 6: Now you know everything there is to know about something
Speaker 6: that affects all women bras.
Speaker 13: Absolutely, thank you.
Speaker 2: For having me.
Speaker 5: Guys excited to me, you've got props as well underwear
Speaker 5: in you guys need to be educated. No we're not.
Speaker 5: We're a love in Tom. Hey.
Speaker 6: Now the boys have just been given a heads up.
Speaker 6: They had three minutes to write some questions. Would you
Speaker 6: like to start, Jason Clinton? Would you like me to
Speaker 6: get into what?
Speaker 2: No, No, that's a right. We feel confident with our
Speaker 2: line of questioning.
Speaker 3: Well before, come on, I knew you'd giggle. A few
Speaker 3: minutes ago I said, why what a girl needs a bra?
Speaker 13: Girl needs a bra for a few reasons, mainly support,
Speaker 13: comfort and support so women can come in all shapes
Speaker 13: and sizes, which we know. And I've got some visuals
Speaker 13: of that to show. You'd like to see the spectrum
Speaker 13: rest of please pleasure?
Speaker 5: Okay, so I mean I'm familiar, but whoh wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's so.
Speaker 13: We go from a thirty eight to a forty six G, right,
Speaker 13: which is like an eight thirty A. So you're thirty
Speaker 13: is your band size and your A is your cup size.
Speaker 13: We take true measurements. Yeah, the A is the small
Speaker 13: A is the smallest.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh alphabets, how does it go A, B, A, B,
Speaker 7: C D Yeah, double D E F G So there's
Speaker 7: no double A is double yeah double FG?
Speaker 3: Why the double D that? It's just the size.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you got the double D, the double D
Speaker 2: and a.
Speaker 6: Half yeah yeah, okay, so what have you got there
Speaker 6: to show the boys? Because this might help explain why
Speaker 6: women need support.
Speaker 13: So this is a forty four FM. Okay, that's the F,
Speaker 13: not a double F, just a just an F.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So if you're that's a big bra, you need support.
Speaker 13: You need support.
Speaker 2: So it's all about helping you back well, yeah, definitely,
Speaker 2: and somewhere to put your credit card when you're on
Speaker 2: a night out.
Speaker 3: What it's not just.
Speaker 5: It's about your boobs.
Speaker 2: I'll make them look good, but.
Speaker 13: Support is actually.
Speaker 2: Really really important.
Speaker 5: Absolutely just to make them.
Speaker 2: Look this is amazing. You want half entrapment and half comfortability.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, good questions.
Speaker 3: So what's the difference between that sort of style of
Speaker 3: bra and the ones that are all fully I think
Speaker 3: what saying is is is I assume the more fashionable
Speaker 3: ones are less comfortable, not necessarily.
Speaker 5: So are you talking about like the difference between a
Speaker 5: T shirt bra, yes and a lace Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lazy ones maybe more comfortable, less comfortable.
Speaker 13: It's not really about confidence, it's really about how you're
Speaker 13: going to wear it. So your T shirt brits smooth, perfect,
Speaker 13: front of T shirts, things that you know you're going
Speaker 13: to see any lines or lumps and buns. You don't
Speaker 13: want your lazy bro. Sometimes you have it on show
Speaker 13: under shear tops, breaking out of a neckline, or if
Speaker 13: you just want to feel good, you pop on your neck.
Speaker 5: Can I just say as a female and I reckon?
Speaker 5: Most of the females in here will back me up
Speaker 5: ninety percent of the time wearing T shirt bras true? Yeah,
Speaker 5: all those money nine percent of the time.
Speaker 2: What about the rubber band ones the sports.
Speaker 13: So fun fact about the sports bro. First sports bra
Speaker 13: was actually made out of two jock straps tied together.
Speaker 5: Really that is designed by man.
Speaker 3: Absolutely really great ingenuity.
Speaker 5: Now sports bars have far more support, don't they.
Speaker 3: They do?
Speaker 13: Yeah, so the engineers specifically to reduce bounce while you move.
Speaker 2: So why wouldn't you if it's more comfort The sports
Speaker 2: brown more comfortable.
Speaker 13: Depends on the type of sports, where are you're wearing,
Speaker 13: and what you're using it. Just wear that with a
Speaker 13: T shirt so often they can be quite restrictive, so
Speaker 13: they're designed to really hold you in place and stop.
Speaker 13: So most women don't want that level of support and
Speaker 13: restriction for a whole day, but they do really want
Speaker 13: it when they're working out.
Speaker 3: I have another question. Do they all have three clips
Speaker 3: on the back?
Speaker 13: Most of them do. As you grave up and get
Speaker 13: into the bigger cup sizes, they sometimes.
Speaker 2: Go to four. And we make the clips easier to.
Speaker 5: Why just get you some balcro?
Speaker 2: Why not just one?
Speaker 5: The bandwidth?
Speaker 13: It's about the bandwidth, it's about the support. So you
Speaker 13: also get some of the prettier, longer line styles like
Speaker 13: this one. So it's got four or five.
Speaker 2: You know it is the harder it is to stop
Speaker 2: for a break halfway through that.
Speaker 5: That's nice. I like that question.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we shoot. Thanks. We can't only here, girls
Speaker 2: go go. I can't wait till I get home unclip
Speaker 2: that brah freedom. But then if it's giving you support
Speaker 2: and taking pressure off your back, then when you're like
Speaker 2: when you're hitting, well, I was going to go the
Speaker 2: other way. Surely you free and and you let them
Speaker 2: float around at home, But surely wouldn't that be sore
Speaker 2: on the back.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure they're floating.
Speaker 5: That's just when we're lounging.
Speaker 13: When we're lounging exactly, sometimes you want to take it
Speaker 13: off when you get home.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't that be more painful because now like just
Speaker 2: gravity is carrying well.
Speaker 13: It really depends.
Speaker 2: That's the nice way they're just hanging.
Speaker 13: It really depends on your size and how comfortable you are.
Speaker 13: I guess the fuller and your bust you go. You know,
Speaker 13: the harder it is to walk around without a bra.
Speaker 13: Really smaller you are, it's a little bit easier.
Speaker 5: Can I ask about push up bras?
Speaker 3: Yes you can?
Speaker 5: Thanks? Are they Are they bad for you? No, they're not.
Speaker 13: They're not bad for you.
Speaker 5: No, great, Yeah, happy with answer.
Speaker 2: It's a bit false advertised.
Speaker 5: Oh you reckon.
Speaker 13: I've got a good one to show you.
Speaker 5: But a lot of women under where we wear, Just
Speaker 5: so you blokes are aware, we wear the underwear we were.
Speaker 5: We wear for ourselves most of the time.
Speaker 2: But it's all Asian matches. Feel this?
Speaker 5: How many honestly? Oh you're cheating our applesh up right.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 13: So this is our mineral oil push mineral oil.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's not just padded, it's not just foam.
Speaker 5: It's it is.
Speaker 2: It feels like you were into little water bits.
Speaker 5: Can I feel.
Speaker 15: So?
Speaker 13: Typically? You know, in the nineties, the push pocket, Yeah,
Speaker 13: it was liquid in that it's liquid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a water bit, so it's more comfortable.
Speaker 13: It kind of is a more natural because your boobs move,
Speaker 13: you know, on boots.
Speaker 5: Would be around my chin if I were this same question.
Speaker 2: Of course I've got a few as well. Let I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what we're going to take quick break. We're
Speaker 2: going to come back more with our bra experts morning.
Speaker 2: The experts special people. They're specialize in really special things.
Speaker 2: Will continue to have chat and find out Clint's question.
Speaker 2: Next on over Kirby, is there expert this morning? She
Speaker 2: is an expert in bras?
Speaker 3: What's to the expert?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Is it harder to get it on or get it off?
Speaker 2: Get it on?
Speaker 5: Get it on?
Speaker 13: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not easy to get it off.
Speaker 3: Is there an art to getting it on?
Speaker 13: There is the way that you're meant to do it?
Speaker 3: But do you just put side it over the head?
Speaker 5: What you think it's done up? And then we put
Speaker 5: it on like a tank top?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, please you put a single on.
Speaker 3: I just assumed.
Speaker 8: It at the back.
Speaker 5: Is that right? I want you to have a go
Speaker 5: people on the front and then spin it around and
Speaker 5: pull it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, some people do do that. It's not as
Speaker 13: good for the bra, but it just depends on It's
Speaker 13: quite tricky to what you say is.
Speaker 2: The one thing girls are doing wrong when they're brash shopping,
Speaker 2: because it is want to get fitted correctly.
Speaker 5: Absolutely most women, which is why I was so intrigued
Speaker 5: in getting you in because most women like, let me
Speaker 5: just do short hands and girls out here who's actually
Speaker 5: done a bra fitting to know what size they are
Speaker 5: or like to know the perfect fit two out of six.
Speaker 5: So we're not doing we're not giving ourselves that self care,
Speaker 5: are we?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 13: No, And it's really important actually to take the time
Speaker 13: to do it properly. We recommend you do it every
Speaker 13: twelve months because women's bodies.
Speaker 17: Change so often.
Speaker 5: I don't know you're talking about.
Speaker 13: You know, you have kids, you go through menopause, perimenopause,
Speaker 13: even throughout the month with your cycle, your brass eyes
Speaker 13: can change.
Speaker 2: Wow, how do you fit them? As the athletes?
Speaker 13: So we have a tape measure you take two or
Speaker 13: three measurements depending on the size to get your band
Speaker 13: size and your cup safe.
Speaker 2: Athletes, I've got a question, and now I'm not taking
Speaker 2: the mickey.
Speaker 3: Here, can hands off your chest?
Speaker 5: Groping himself.
Speaker 2: Are both breasts always the same sign?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 13: Actually, more commonly they're different sizes.
Speaker 2: So what happens if do you buy an insert? How
Speaker 2: does insult? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Most commonly you don't actually need a different size, Like
Speaker 13: most women will have one that's slightly bigger, particularly, like
Speaker 13: I said, during their cycle, one might get bigger than
Speaker 13: the other, or.
Speaker 2: It's not different enough where you've got to like cut
Speaker 2: two bras and put them together.
Speaker 3: No, no, what's the most popular bra?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 13: The most popular bra would have to be We've kind
Speaker 13: of got three key T shirt bras. Stars like Laurence said,
Speaker 13: most girls are getting around in a really comfy T
Speaker 13: shirt bra that they can wear every day, a black
Speaker 13: and a white yep, and then you've got that underneath,
Speaker 13: you know, all your different colored tops.
Speaker 5: Question, if I may go for it? Often is a
Speaker 5: bra supposed to be washed?
Speaker 13: So we say every two to three days. You don't
Speaker 13: really want to go any longer than that, and you're
Speaker 13: probably fine to wear it for that LEAs.
Speaker 5: Two to three wears two.
Speaker 2: Every time?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, it's usually sports bright.
Speaker 3: You want to shit straight if you need one of
Speaker 3: those bra bags, don't you you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, so as you'll be watching them every two to
Speaker 5: three wears. How often should we change bras?
Speaker 2: Because I can.
Speaker 5: I've got a couple that I've had for a while.
Speaker 13: Yeah, like I said, every twelve months. We recommend getting
Speaker 13: just a refit and a refresh on all of your stars.
Speaker 13: And you weren't quite close to your body.
Speaker 5: You guys don't get it, like this stuff's expensing.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, Like I was about to bring up
Speaker 2: maternity bros, which I think would really flip you out
Speaker 2: clean they've got a sunroof in it.
Speaker 3: No, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I understand, yeah, because like that's not cheap.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, and you kind of wear that at
Speaker 13: a point in time, don't you do my feeding? And
Speaker 13: then you move on?
Speaker 2: How many bras would you say on average people aren't?
Speaker 13: It really depends on the person, But I would say
Speaker 13: women own a significant amount of bras, but most of
Speaker 13: them they don't wear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got quite aw and I probably rotate three.
Speaker 2: Why why are they Because.
Speaker 5: We get excited and we buy them and then I'm like,
Speaker 5: when on what planet am I going? Or sometimes it's
Speaker 5: nice to buy them for ourselves. Yeah, okay, you want
Speaker 5: to And I'm like, Oh, that doesn't actually go on through.
Speaker 2: You're a candy one.
Speaker 5: You didn't you want candy different?
Speaker 3: Yeah, candy, it was a gift. How comfortable was that?
Speaker 5: Not that comfortable?
Speaker 3: What what's the one takeaway for blokes? What do you
Speaker 3: want blokes to know and understand about bras?
Speaker 13: I think we just need them to understand it's an
Speaker 13: essential item and it's you know, for most women, it's
Speaker 13: actually a process. It's not a simple walking pick a
Speaker 13: size and you're good to go to be quite vulnerable.
Speaker 13: I think for women to go in and get their
Speaker 13: size checked and stand in front of a mirror and
Speaker 13: look at their body and work with a stranger very confronting.
Speaker 13: It can be quite confronting, and it's a it's a process.
Speaker 13: I think that women need to take the time and
Speaker 13: do properly.
Speaker 2: But also life changing when you.
Speaker 5: Get the right finge, Oh for sure, totally.
Speaker 13: It changes your posture, changes the way you walk, It
Speaker 13: changes the way your clothes look. It's it's really essential.
Speaker 5: Is there questions that women are too embarrassed to ask
Speaker 5: in these fittings that you think maybe we should know
Speaker 5: if we go into a fitting.
Speaker 13: I think not necessarily we spend quite a lot of
Speaker 13: time with our customers. When they come in, we sit
Speaker 13: down and you know, chat for thirty minutes before we
Speaker 13: get started sort of thing, and we find out about
Speaker 13: their lifestyle and they kind of open up, so there's
Speaker 13: kind of no questions that go unanswered with us. Most commonly,
Speaker 13: women are trying to figure out how often I should
Speaker 13: be washing them, how should I replace them. They often
Speaker 13: come in embarrassed about the bra that they're wearing currently
Speaker 13: as well, because it's been so long since they've been
Speaker 13: fitted or bought a new bra. But it's actually just
Speaker 13: so common that that's the case.
Speaker 2: Just quickly, one more tip for the blokes. If we
Speaker 2: wanted to buy lingerie for our partners, yes, any tips obviously,
Speaker 2: golingerie awkward. I'll try going to the section what like
Speaker 2: obviously chat has been awkward. Obviously, we go and check
Speaker 2: out what the brass size of our partner is. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then as long as we walk in with those details,
Speaker 2: we're good to go.
Speaker 13: Or you send her to us and she gets fitted
Speaker 13: properly and we find the right style for her.
Speaker 5: Absolutely amazing. Should we sleep in them? No?
Speaker 13: No sleeping no, but ideally not you can sleep in them.
Speaker 13: There's no reason not to, but I think for comfort
Speaker 13: and take.
Speaker 2: Them off on a long half.
Speaker 5: For one more serious question, underwives, No underwire.
Speaker 13: Depends on your size, how you feel if your bra
Speaker 13: fits correctly. Underwires, you know you shouldn't feel it. Like
Speaker 13: the best barr is one, you don't feel that you're wearing.
Speaker 13: So if you're feeling your underwear, you're probably wearing the wrong.
Speaker 5: It's thinking it's wrong.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's wrong.
Speaker 2: This one's for you. Thank you. Do girls get impressed
Speaker 2: when guys can unclip it with one hand.
Speaker 5: When they's impressed when you fumble for it kills the mood.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is when we go to do the two,
Speaker 2: she kills them, really kills them.
Speaker 5: You got to go into it with confidence, though. If
Speaker 5: you're awkward, wear awkward absolutely.
Speaker 6: For all those occasions that you're cutting your wife's bra
Speaker 6: off and.
Speaker 5: All romantic.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming in. I think we've
Speaker 2: all learned a lot today.
Speaker 6: We have great Thank you, Kebby, And it is important
Speaker 6: to remind women and men out there that it is
Speaker 6: a necessity, not a luxury.
Speaker 5: We all need to have the right fit, don't we.
Speaker 13: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Final question, yep. Are there bras for blokes?
Speaker 13: There are, Yeah, there are companies that specialize in making
Speaker 13: bras for me.
Speaker 6: Right there you go, asking for you've got the full
Speaker 6: body spanks once, remember, yeah, it didn't.
Speaker 5: It's restrictive imagion.
Speaker 6: How it feels the end of the day as a woman,
Speaker 6: it's off and my day is officially over.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne, and yes, good morning Mason Cox.
Speaker 2: We've got the band back together.
Speaker 5: So nice to see.
Speaker 2: We were worried sick about you over in w A.
Speaker 2: I hope they're looking after you. Yeah, that's hal. If
Speaker 2: we get sick, they'll just clause us off.
Speaker 5: It is like its own country, it really is.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being sport boy.
Speaker 4: It's actually of nerve wracking. I stumbled a few times.
Speaker 2: Clinton pro and he all right, we're going to talk
Speaker 2: all things Mason free on a sec. First, though, let's
Speaker 2: try and offload some money this morning. Five K question time.
Speaker 5: Hello Lara, how are you this morning?
Speaker 15: I'm well saying how are you?
Speaker 5: We're good. You've got five kids that you're dropping off
Speaker 5: this morning?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 17: I do?
Speaker 7: I've got four in the car once it's still camp.
Speaker 5: Do you notice the difference when there's only four instead
Speaker 5: of five or is it just as chaotic?
Speaker 18: No, it's massive difference.
Speaker 16: I feel like I'm yeah, it's ready to Yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Can breathe a little, we can breathe, camp to drag. No, no,
Speaker 5: all right, Let's.
Speaker 6: See if we can win you some cash today, because
Speaker 6: God know you knows you need it. If you've got
Speaker 6: five kids. This I believe you want to play for
Speaker 6: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 17: Let's go five hundred dollars.
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Speaker 2: If you don't know, yes, okay, because this is guessable.
Speaker 17: What is the most recycled construction material in the world?
Speaker 3: Three pass?
Speaker 6: No, No, I'm not plastic, but I guess I'm that's
Speaker 6: not instruction steel. Roughly ninety percent of structural steel being
Speaker 6: recovered on a line.
Speaker 2: Thank god, you're a Horks fan. Hopefully they go better
Speaker 2: than you did tonight and.
Speaker 5: We'll be watching. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, say hi to the kids for us.
Speaker 7: We'll do Thanks, guys, we listen all the time.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you, thanks, Lara.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very nice. Hey, tomorrow, five K question will
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Speaker 2: We get often hit him. I don't actually know that
Speaker 2: one ideal? Yeah is it? Hey?
Speaker 5: Way to go the freeo doctors. That's the only but
Speaker 5: no one.
Speaker 2: We should ask their new docker, Mason Cox. So we
Speaker 2: have had on the big dock humorous.
Speaker 6: Years, Ladies and gentlemen. Here is Mason Cox singing the
Speaker 6: Frio docers.
Speaker 4: Not going there, not going there yet. Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: it sounds it's sounding good enough.
Speaker 3: They hit him real hard setting down below.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is.
Speaker 5: They don't hit him hard down below. They don't want
Speaker 5: to be doing that.
Speaker 2: Hey, we Melbourne, thank you, it's good to be back
Speaker 2: now is life of the Dockers.
Speaker 3: It's gone really well.
Speaker 4: Perth is a beautiful city, you know, It's it's been
Speaker 4: a nice little change over there with it's a bit
Speaker 4: different to wear different colors and some new people. But no,
Speaker 4: I'm enjoying. It's been really nice.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: How weird is it walking into the Free Dockers because
Speaker 5: they're a very young team. What's the average age?
Speaker 3: Twenty four?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thirty five?
Speaker 5: The oldest?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, by far. I think I've made the top
Speaker 4: ten list actually of oldest players in the league. Congratulation.
Speaker 2: That's a huge. He doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 5: So I'm running around with like eighteen nineteen year olds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, largely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's an eighteen year old that has
Speaker 4: the walker next to me in nineteen Sorry.
Speaker 2: Two down.
Speaker 5: You're right, people be their father.
Speaker 2: I don't know old one percent. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 4: If I had to get it like seventeen, like God
Speaker 4: could be their dad, which is a weird thing to say,
Speaker 4: but it is true. It's very odd walking into a
Speaker 4: place like that. But it's like any job, right, You
Speaker 4: go to a new job and it's a bit nerve
Speaker 4: wracking the first day you walk in you don't know
Speaker 4: where things are, you don't really know people's name.
Speaker 2: Running range, I'll bring.
Speaker 5: The average age down because I'm the only one in
Speaker 5: my thirties in here.
Speaker 2: So yes, me and.
Speaker 3: Yeah January rolls around Mace in all serious note seriousness.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 3: It's a new job and you start and you get
Speaker 3: another chance at it, you must be really thankful to
Speaker 3: be running around with the Dockers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's a great opportunity and it kind of
Speaker 4: not necessarily came out of nowhere. It's a third time.
Speaker 4: I think they tried to recruit me in the third
Speaker 4: times the charm as I say, so, Yeah, it's things
Speaker 4: kind of ended abruptly at the old Mob. And you know,
Speaker 4: whenever you got that call to be able to extend
Speaker 4: your career and be able to continue to try to
Speaker 4: accomplish something special in life, you know, it was something
Speaker 4: I kind of wanted to go and do and you know,
Speaker 4: be able to try to bring success to another club.
Speaker 3: Do you is there any ill will against Collingwood? I mean,
Speaker 3: do you think about them much?
Speaker 4: Not the fans and stuff. Now, I've always loved the
Speaker 4: fans and the teammates and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm very appreciative of the eleven years I had there.
Speaker 4: You know, there's some some great times in there, some
Speaker 4: really tough times also, But I think overall, you know,
Speaker 4: you look at the experience as a whole whenever you
Speaker 4: step back from it, and you really appreciative. Not a
Speaker 4: nice feeling, though, like oh no, to be sacked is
Speaker 4: never a fun feeling. Nookes.
Speaker 2: A lot of people will relate, and that period between
Speaker 2: getting sacked and waiting for the other job to come
Speaker 2: up and know you've got security be a really dark place.
Speaker 4: I think also the fact that I live in a
Speaker 4: different country, well that's everything a little bit more stressful.
Speaker 2: How long did you have from finding out when you
Speaker 2: got the chop from Collingwood to that call from the
Speaker 2: Dockers that we're re evaluating do I go home? Do
Speaker 2: I head to this eight.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of details in it, but it was
Speaker 4: very late call, I'll say that, which then puts everything,
Speaker 4: you know, essentially pressure even more in a sense of
Speaker 4: time frame. So, yeah, it is what it is, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just decisions get made whenever decisions get made, and it's
Speaker 4: a business at the end.
Speaker 2: Of the day.
Speaker 6: Do you have a lot of support around you during
Speaker 6: that time because you were you aren't away from home.
Speaker 6: That's hot, that's the time you want to lean on
Speaker 6: our brothers and sisters and parents.
Speaker 4: Well, the beautiful thing was I was with my brother
Speaker 4: and it was it was kind of a cool moment, actually,
Speaker 4: the moment of the morning I kind of found out
Speaker 4: my brother's got an incredible dog named Murphy. And that
Speaker 4: morning I remember sitting there and I just got the
Speaker 4: phone call and I was like, holy Smokesmi, you know
Speaker 4: what I thought was going to be a contract and
Speaker 4: told didn't come to fruition. And then I kind of
Speaker 4: look up and there's this dog, Murphy's at the end.
Speaker 15: Of the hole.
Speaker 4: And we all love our dog, you know, that brings
Speaker 4: such joy and happiness to us. And he just looks
Speaker 4: around the corner and sees me and just sprints down
Speaker 4: the hall, jumps into bed with me, and then kind
Speaker 4: of gets this moment and go, you know, life's going
Speaker 4: to be okay. Yeah, I'll figure itself out.
Speaker 5: And they do get it.
Speaker 4: They can pick up my energy. I think, you know,
Speaker 4: it's a tough time for me. So it was cool
Speaker 4: to have obviously the dog there, but I think my
Speaker 4: brother and my sister in law there just kind of
Speaker 4: chat through it all and that means a lot.
Speaker 3: You know. So you made your debut in purple, which
Speaker 3: is really cool. I mean you loving, You're loving it,
Speaker 3: You're loving your footy because that's important too. You're loving
Speaker 3: what you're doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I think it's just like a new lease
Speaker 4: on life. Having young kids around you too kind of
Speaker 4: brings that energy and like hungerdness to be successful and
Speaker 4: things like that. And I think because I've been able
Speaker 4: to play finals a lot, have these experiences. You know,
Speaker 4: the club wants to learn from that and the players
Speaker 4: want to learn from that. So you have a you know,
Speaker 4: and really good purpose I think over there to be
Speaker 4: able to try to share those experiences to try to
Speaker 4: help out the other guys around you.
Speaker 3: So you're happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy.
Speaker 3: Good, Yeah, I'm glad mate.
Speaker 2: I reckon you'll find love over there too, because I
Speaker 2: lived in Perth for fourteen months.
Speaker 3: Right were you single?
Speaker 5: I think the Western Australian women are the most beautiful.
Speaker 2: They are amazing, right, And limiting myself for.
Speaker 5: The kicker is that they will travel.
Speaker 2: The kicker is because I was there mid twenty single
Speaker 2: twenty sorry single. When they find out you're not from there,
Speaker 2: you're their way out. M m. So it makes it
Speaker 2: like so it took me from a solid three to
Speaker 2: maybe a five. Went from.
Speaker 5: Wait till they find out he's from America.
Speaker 2: I'm going to the American passport. Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you got the dogs this week, this weekend,
Speaker 3: tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, back in mygle It's exciting Friday night footy
Speaker 4: and it'd be good to be in prime time.
Speaker 6: I also loved seeing your kick a golf. I just
Speaker 6: don't know why. I get giddy when Rockman kick goals.
Speaker 5: It's so exciting.
Speaker 2: I just see him rough him up afterwards.
Speaker 5: I sure also over that.
Speaker 4: Top trash get hit. Yeah, that was the new coach
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 2: He was all right, Oh he's okay.
Speaker 4: If he gets everyone else up and about, then we're
Speaker 4: all happy, you know, as long as you're across the line.
Speaker 2: Well mate, it's bloody good to see you. We missed
Speaker 2: having you on the shoves of regular, but you're always welcome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I thank you. Yeah looking back now, coming
Speaker 4: back here, it brings a smile on my face. And
Speaker 4: you know, I've been through a lot of different times
Speaker 4: of you, guys, and I'm always appreciated the support you've
Speaker 4: given me.
Speaker 5: So please come back out of the fan.
Speaker 2: Mason Cox joining us on the heir this morning, Jason.
Speaker 5: Laurence Mother's Day Lunch.
Speaker 6: Yes, we are excited, and so are the moms of
Speaker 6: Melbourne mother Stays coming up now. It is a few
Speaker 6: Sundays away, but we are posting on the Friday before
Speaker 6: Mother's Day, our very own Jason Jason Lauren's Nova's Mother's
Speaker 6: Day Lunch.
Speaker 2: Get there, Lauren, just forget your own mate.
Speaker 5: I did. I was going to say, Jason Novis.
Speaker 2: Made the moms at school pick up.
Speaker 5: So what we're doing. We're taking you to Nobu for lunch. Hello,
Speaker 5: and then we're gonna stumble over.
Speaker 6: After a few champagnes, we're going to head to Village
Speaker 6: Gold Class at Crown and we are watching our very
Speaker 6: own private screening of The Devil Wears Prior in Gold
Speaker 6: Class with some more champagne and some dessert.
Speaker 2: How good this, We're gonna bloke on the line, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Mitch, Hey guys, how are we thank you?
Speaker 5: Do you know what, Mitch? I love a man that
Speaker 5: knows how to celebrate Mother's Day properly.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're trying to get some brandie points.
Speaker 5: But now, who would you like to nominate to come
Speaker 5: to our Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 9: I'd like to nominate my beautiful wife. We've got two
Speaker 9: young boys, five and two, so we're in the trenches
Speaker 9: and she works full time and yeah, she carries the household,
Speaker 9: so I'd like to celebrate her.
Speaker 5: Now, are you going to come with your beautiful wife?
Speaker 5: Are you going to send her in a friend?
Speaker 9: All right, do I get a gig. I'll have a
Speaker 9: couple of off with you.
Speaker 2: You boys about.
Speaker 9: We'll celebrate them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this has turned very quickly.
Speaker 6: Now, Mitchell, you're going to come bring your beautiful Have
Speaker 6: you got someone that can look after the kids?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 12: We'll find someone, okay, perfectly, Well you should definitely.
Speaker 3: She sounds pretty special, mate. We want to give her
Speaker 3: a shout out.
Speaker 9: This morning, I'll give her a shout out. She's probably
Speaker 9: not listening, but she's probably doing the school drop off actually,
Speaker 9: and then she's going to go back to work. But yeah, look,
Speaker 9: she's she's amazing. Honestly she does. Don't give her the
Speaker 9: credit that I should. And yeah, she's she works hard.
Speaker 9: Then she's the best mom for our two boys.
Speaker 2: So Mitch, Mitch, don't tell her that you've scored an inboe.
Speaker 2: Just organize a babysitter. Yeah, and organize her day off
Speaker 2: that day until to get ready and just say you're
Speaker 2: taking it somewhere special and then we're.
Speaker 3: Heading for beers with Jason.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I do not say that. Do not
Speaker 2: say that, and then bring it to Nobu and the
Speaker 2: afternoon begins.
Speaker 9: Awesome. There, I'll try. I'm not I can't conky surprised.
Speaker 9: I'll get too excited yourself.
Speaker 6: You've got to make sure she can get the day
Speaker 6: off work though in fact, maybe it's a good thing.
Speaker 5: We don't say her name cause she's sick. Next Friday.
Speaker 2: We will see you next week, mate.
Speaker 9: Awesome, Thanks guys, appreciate her.
Speaker 2: Well. Good morning Melbourne and happy Friday.
Speaker 5: E looks like a beautiful morning out there, Melbourne. Gorgeous morning.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a nice night at the g tonight.
Speaker 2: Hawk's taking on the pies as well.
Speaker 5: Clinton.
Speaker 3: I going, no, no, we're going. We're going to go
Speaker 3: and cheer on our boy Nick the Wizard Watch and
Speaker 3: then tomorrow.
Speaker 5: It's going to be twenty six degrees and Sunday again.
Speaker 2: You do me a favor.
Speaker 3: Actually, yes, talk to me.
Speaker 2: So Clint originally invited me.
Speaker 5: How many times do you want to mention?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, Clint invited me for and he couldn't go.
Speaker 2: I'm asking you do me a favor. You just keep
Speaker 2: mentioning it because I'm holding on to it. I've got
Speaker 2: massive poem.
Speaker 5: We always knew you wouldn't go.
Speaker 2: I trust me.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go.
Speaker 2: I went last year to this game. You did, but
Speaker 2: my wife is organized girls night out to the movies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Desrata takes priority over the footy always, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Our tradition at this game is Clinton nobil on me
Speaker 2: duck into the dressing room afterwards.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I want to be sitting at home.
Speaker 6: Well, you can go, then take it back. I'm not
Speaker 6: doing I'm not going through it. There's no way on
Speaker 6: planet Earth.
Speaker 2: You'll see me, Lauren Phillips, Lauren, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 6: There's just there's just no way on Earth, in God's
Speaker 6: green Earth. If that's happening, I would pay great money.
Speaker 6: I'd break out in a rash before if you tried
Speaker 6: to take me down there. There's just no way, no
Speaker 6: way on planet Earth go for it. There's a chance
Speaker 6: I wouldn't sit up like waiting to see me on
Speaker 6: Roaming Brian.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: No, there's definitely never been less of a chance of
Speaker 6: anything happening in the world than me going to the
Speaker 6: Hawthorn Rooms.
Speaker 2: Glenn Robins joined us next year at number one hundred.
Speaker 8: Our next guest is an Aussy comedian known for playing
Speaker 8: the legendary roles of Russell Koite from All Ozzy Adventures
Speaker 8: and cal Knight from Kasin Kims a.
Speaker 3: Home six years.
Speaker 2: All come on that.
Speaker 17: I was in the Navy for six years.
Speaker 8: Please welcome to the show, Glenn.
Speaker 17: All of myself. That was pretty impressive.
Speaker 5: It's an Australian. I can't that that piece of theater.
Speaker 17: It was the it's pretend he's, you know.
Speaker 2: And everyone loves pretend he's Would we go around again?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 17: I said that a bit abruptly, didn't I. It's well,
Speaker 17: the girls doing different things and living in different past
Speaker 17: of the world, and you know what it was of
Speaker 17: its time, and and you know we did it and
Speaker 17: that's all good. Maybe we should do something new, you know,
Speaker 17: But I'm getting too old. To do anything, and I'm
Speaker 17: still doing a television show.
Speaker 3: Just quickly before we talk about your current project. In
Speaker 3: my algorithm at moment, Glenn Robins are all the outtakes,
Speaker 3: and there's a lot of them. Jesus, it makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: Kath and Kim, how much bloody fun did you have
Speaker 3: on set and how much types of fun?
Speaker 17: Peter Rosawn and I would have a lot of fun,
Speaker 17: obviously because the girls. We get to watch the girls.
Speaker 17: Obviously we would do a thing where we would close
Speaker 17: because we would shoot night for days sometimes or meaning
Speaker 17: that you would just put covers on the windows and
Speaker 17: it'd be two o'clng in the afternoon, but it'd be
Speaker 17: nighttime inside the house.
Speaker 5: So you went on a set, it's actual house, it's
Speaker 5: an actual house.
Speaker 17: And when that happened, the girls would go loopy. I'm serious.
Speaker 12: After dark they would just see women do in general,
Speaker 12: that would go crazy and they would make some sort
Speaker 12: of minor domestic reference to groggling or something and they
Speaker 12: would just start crying with laughter.
Speaker 17: And Pete I would look at each other and.
Speaker 2: Go, what what just happened?
Speaker 5: Ye, that's what women do. The sun goes down, we
Speaker 5: go loopy.
Speaker 17: Anyway, I've got a question for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I got up this morning, right, No, what did the
Speaker 17: gym round stations?
Speaker 3: Went?
Speaker 17: Did the gym last night?
Speaker 2: To the gym? Would you do this?
Speaker 17: I wore a powder blue top, Okay, like T shirt
Speaker 17: or a sweating windsheeter windcheter wind sheeter that's going to
Speaker 17: make some noise on the stepper, and only because I
Speaker 17: that's the only one that was handy. Two of the
Speaker 17: ladies at the gym go, you look good and powder blue? Oh,
Speaker 17: I thought, I'm coming in here tomorrow. I'm gonna wear
Speaker 17: a powder blue top, right, and I'm going Can you
Speaker 17: wear a powder blue top to a radio station?
Speaker 2: Hip?
Speaker 17: Groovy?
Speaker 2: Here we come.
Speaker 17: I put it on this morning. I looked in the mirror,
Speaker 17: I thought of you guys and went, I'm not going
Speaker 17: powder blue into a radio.
Speaker 5: You absolutely could because it will bring out the blue
Speaker 5: in your eyes.
Speaker 2: But I'm in a matching tracksuit phase at the moment.
Speaker 6: Seen what he bought last week, good heavens above. It
Speaker 6: looked like it was made from carpet. He looked like
Speaker 6: the wooly mammoth in it.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know my latest purchase?
Speaker 5: No judgment fashion advice.
Speaker 17: I think you could get away with that, thank.
Speaker 2: You very much.
Speaker 17: You know what, It's all fine if you know you
Speaker 17: look no, but to tell the listeners what you're looking at.
Speaker 5: It's a it's a G string candy candy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm going to own.
Speaker 19: It down the beach the other day and there was
Speaker 19: a lot of G string action men, not women, well
Speaker 19: in women, and I'm going if I did that, I
Speaker 19: would get into.
Speaker 5: Trouble with your power blue jumper.
Speaker 2: To the nude beach in Melbourne Beach and how.
Speaker 3: Is it down there?
Speaker 5: Isn't it down the half moon.
Speaker 17: Exactly what you turn up completely except for your white
Speaker 17: runners and we get down very well.
Speaker 2: It's not in a half moon half moon back a
Speaker 2: very family friendly hotspot.
Speaker 3: What annoys me?
Speaker 17: I went to the nude beach up in Queensland and
Speaker 17: a guy walks down the beach. He's completely nude except
Speaker 17: for a backpack eating an apple. Now, no, if you
Speaker 17: got to be nude, don't wear a backpack and don't
Speaker 17: eat an apple, because to me that is offensive.
Speaker 6: I can do the apple the backpack men. Naked man
Speaker 6: in just socks is revolting. Do you know what actually
Speaker 6: naked man in just a T shirt.
Speaker 2: No, well you can just see it.
Speaker 17: The right man doing the right thing. Yeah, now I
Speaker 17: can't be able to talk about but Televan.
Speaker 2: Out of time.
Speaker 5: Actually before we did ask about the show, and you said, oh,
Speaker 5: who cares?
Speaker 2: I want to bring it up because it's a cracker
Speaker 2: Glenn and Mick's celebrity intervention. It is on tonight seven
Speaker 2: thirty on seven good friend of ourses on the show,
Speaker 2: Doctor Chris Brown.
Speaker 17: Yeah, he's a weirder.
Speaker 3: What's serious?
Speaker 5: He's a bit weird, isn't he.
Speaker 2: There's not real problems here, right, just you bring them
Speaker 2: in and no, they're real problems.
Speaker 17: Yeah, don't worry. We research well and and we find
Speaker 17: things that need to be held up to the challenge.
Speaker 3: Them on different things that are ruining their lives.
Speaker 17: Well, it's a bit this is your life. It's a
Speaker 17: little bit of a roast, it's a little bit of
Speaker 17: a sharing the love.
Speaker 5: It's a brave person to sign up to that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'd be scared.
Speaker 17: People have come on, have really enjoyed it, and so
Speaker 17: therefore it's cathartic.
Speaker 5: Are there any celebrities you asked to come on the
Speaker 5: show that said no? Or is there anyone you really want.
Speaker 2: You would have to.
Speaker 17: I think what's his name, that singer Sharon? He said no,
Speaker 17: if he's going to come on, But apparently we did
Speaker 17: make an approach and he wasn't interested. Seriously, you're going
Speaker 17: to get to work with Uncle Arthur.
Speaker 3: My god, I was going to ask about his Uncle
Speaker 3: Arthur still with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he made appearance in.
Speaker 17: The first first episode. Yeah, jumped out of me.
Speaker 2: How is he?
Speaker 17: He's all right, he's doing well. Yeah, what would you like?
Speaker 17: Would you like me to do a little put the
Speaker 17: outfit on finish on the radio.
Speaker 15: Like that?
Speaker 17: How old you're showing your age now? Because that was
Speaker 17: nineteen eighty comedy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not familiar with Uncle Arthur's work, especially.
Speaker 2: Especially especially when Glenn's in the room, going you're gonna
Speaker 2: go put their fix?
Speaker 5: I do because I'd like to know who you're talking about.
Speaker 17: Well, we are out at home. I do drop into
Speaker 17: different characters in the bedroom and his Uncle Arthur. Ladies
Speaker 17: love Uncle Arthur.
Speaker 2: He gets more action. Russell Court or uncle looked.
Speaker 17: Russell Court's pretty handy Uncle Arthur. Something happens and he
Speaker 17: hasn't a little bit of an accident, and everyone goes
Speaker 17: home not very happy. And we see each other down
Speaker 17: the park occasionally. Now Jason and I Jason, and tell
Speaker 17: you where else we see each other.
Speaker 5: I said before I saw Glenn Robins, and.
Speaker 17: We also see each other with Glenn Robins, big, big double,
Speaker 17: bring it up again. It was in the underpants departments.
Speaker 5: While we were both there in the undis department. It
Speaker 5: big doesn't underpants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the women's lingerie section.
Speaker 5: What are you doing that?
Speaker 2: I was there with my wife, But when I saw Glenn,
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 17: By myself.
Speaker 3: Love.
Speaker 17: And I was looking for a G string to wear
Speaker 17: to a nude beach and.
Speaker 11: I don't talk about this on the radio, And then
Speaker 11: here we are talking about around and I picked out
Speaker 11: a beautiful of blue G string and a lovely bra
Speaker 11: setting and I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 17: With a T shirt when they what did you say earlier?
Speaker 2: No pants? I'm going to wrap this up to help you, Glenn,
Speaker 2: Glenn and mixed celebrity interventions.
Speaker 5: He still got it.
Speaker 2: Glenn back tonight now seven point thirty on seven A.
Speaker 2: Glenn's always good to see you. Thanks, Glen b bar
Speaker 2: Nicki Minaj's Beauty and I beat on number one hundred.
Speaker 2: Good morning. It is Jason Lauren Clint here as well,
Speaker 2: and guys. Next week we're out in the out we are.
Speaker 6: We have fifty thousand dollars to give away and we
Speaker 6: want you to say hey and you could win.
Speaker 5: So it is our say hey for fifty k and
Speaker 5: it is as simple as that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks to Carl Holmes.
Speaker 2: We did this a couple of years ago and it
Speaker 2: was great fun. God, we met some people around town.
Speaker 3: We're going to rock the suburbs.
Speaker 5: We're going north, south, east, and west.
Speaker 2: All right, first one, we're starting near me. We going to.
Speaker 5: Carnegie Carnegie on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. We should have Korean barbecue afterwards.
Speaker 3: Is there a good set up there? Actually? Yeah, you
Speaker 3: were telling us about it, you've been.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's lots of good restaurants.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Laurie is going to like it.
Speaker 2: They do paper plates, paper I can do paper plates,
Speaker 2: I know. But you've got to be careful, have you
Speaker 2: next to the It's more than.
Speaker 5: Korean barbecue for me. I don't really want to go
Speaker 5: to a restaurant cook my own food. No, it's not
Speaker 5: my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, good point. It's a bit of work, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Anyway, It's not about the Korean barbecue. We're going to
Speaker 6: Carnegie because we want to meet you. All you have
Speaker 6: to do is come down, say hey, and you could
Speaker 6: win your share of fifty k.
Speaker 2: So between four and five pm next Tuesday, that is
Speaker 2: location one, because we're going to do five locations across Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Put them all up on our socials. Nowhere to go.
Speaker 2: So between four and five you.
Speaker 5: Got to come down or what you got to say,
Speaker 5: Clint hey, hey hey.
Speaker 2: And then everyone that we meet in that one hour,
Speaker 2: we'll go in the draw tween ten thousand dollars. We'll
Speaker 2: ring someone back the next time, keeping down on you.
Speaker 2: Here's the best bit. Then we clear all those entries
Speaker 2: and go out somewhere else.
Speaker 3: And do it again another suburb exactly, another ten k
Speaker 3: ten thousand a day.
Speaker 2: You meet us in that one hour, you're in the
Speaker 2: running for the ten k.
Speaker 5: Love it.
Speaker 2: Carnegie Centrals, where we're going to be right outside spotlight
Speaker 2: level one Tuesday, four pm to five pm.
Speaker 5: We'll see there.
Speaker 6: We'll put on our socials in case you forget to
Speaker 6: write it down, but we can't wait to meet you Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Exactly bring it on at say Hey fifty K. Thanks
Speaker 2: so our mates to Carlile Holmes, we love them better
Speaker 2: starts with Carlole Holmes in twenty twenty six. Visit one
Speaker 2: of their display homes across Melbourne or a Carlole Holmes
Speaker 2: dot com dot au.
Speaker 8: Thank you for me.
Speaker 6: Okay, Melbourne, listen, we have absolutely spectacular weather today and tomorrow,
Speaker 6: so get out and enjoy it because Clint's being Nancy
Speaker 6: negative and says the weather's going to turn, so let's
Speaker 6: make the most of it.
Speaker 2: She's going to be She's going to be beautiful night
Speaker 2: the MCG tonight, it's.
Speaker 3: Me great night on.
Speaker 2: The Hawks.
Speaker 3: The Hawks are seven straight, white tipped the Hawks and no.
Speaker 6: Hawks, so we're both going for the Hawk the Hawks
Speaker 6: tonight going Jase, tell us again, why I'm going?
Speaker 2: It's my wife booked a girls night out to see
Speaker 2: the Devils prior to too Ja.
Speaker 5: He said yes. He actually said yes, I was.
Speaker 2: So keen I rank. Did I sound devastating on the phone?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he said yes. Oh, actually I mean.
Speaker 2: Going out.
Speaker 3: We're lucky enough to be hosted, you know, in a box,
Speaker 3: which would be fantastic and you.
Speaker 5: Can miss out on the corporate. Bad night to go
Speaker 5: to the movie The Devil Wears of Reign Supreme.
Speaker 2: My wife's friends are listening, Tash in the other moms,
Speaker 2: you better have a cranky.
Speaker 15: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: We just call them.
Speaker 3: You can replicate the box an I don't make some.
Speaker 5: Little party parts and scones for halftime.
Speaker 3: It's just the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to pay for it. Good luck to
Speaker 2: the past tonight tomorrow. Bye, everybody here.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Lauren, Lauren wake up feeling good.
Speaker 5: Following them on the socials.
Speaker 9: Said.
Speaker 10: Us usa.
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Speaker 3: Usa sat.
Speaker 9: Us us sa