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Speaker 2: all right, hey, and this is high Scroll as the
Speaker 2: podcast version of your favorite group chat. If it's trending,
Speaker 2: going viral, or has your gripped, we're talking about it,
Speaker 2: and today I'm not talking about it with Britney. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: if you haven't seen online, she's had a little bit
Speaker 2: of an issue with her new Paramatta store, so she's
Speaker 2: dealing with that today and that is totally fair. So
Speaker 2: instead I decided I would get someone to come and
Speaker 2: help cover for Brittany this episode. I have a very
Speaker 2: special guest coming up. You could probably already tell who
Speaker 2: it is. I'm sure it's in the title and everything
Speaker 2: like that anyway, but I'll pretend it's a secret. We
Speaker 2: spoke a lot about musical theater. They gave you their
Speaker 2: wicked review and also backed me up on the whole
Speaker 2: fiasco of the event. I also saved their life today
Speaker 2: in one way or another. I also go on a
Speaker 2: bit of a rant, and I let them have their
Speaker 2: own rant as well. So this has been a fabulous
Speaker 2: episode all round. But I'll just let them explain exactly
Speaker 2: what's been going on. So, without further ado deal me
Speaker 2: in dull, let's go. Oh, welcome back to High Scrollers everyone. Hello,
Speaker 2: good morning. As you just heard in the intro, Brittany
Speaker 2: is not with us today, but I've got a little
Speaker 2: treat for you all. I contacted one of my favorite
Speaker 2: people in the entire world and they were unavailable, so
Speaker 2: I then contacted Mitchell Ker.
Speaker 3: Did you see the eye roll when you said my
Speaker 3: favorite people in the world. I was like, that can't
Speaker 3: be me.
Speaker 1: That can't be me.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the High Scrollers.
Speaker 1: Darn thanks, darlin. I got to tell you you've actually
Speaker 1: done me a huge favor. I'm in here today.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 3: By me being here, you've actually saved my life. Wouldn't
Speaker 3: be the first time. No, seriously, I was in harm's
Speaker 3: way and if I hadn't had to leave the house
Speaker 3: suddenly to be here, it could have been way worse.
Speaker 2: On this sounds serious, Dead said, what's happened.
Speaker 3: So you know a bit of backstory, and you know
Speaker 3: this about me, right, I'm a stickler for ergonomics, yes,
Speaker 3: as in, like you know the correct posture, having your
Speaker 3: desks just right, the screens at the right height, all
Speaker 3: those things, your arms at a ninety angle, all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Are mad for it because I learned the halfway that
Speaker 3: you have to sit properly otherwise you get horrific RSIs right,
Speaker 3: That's what happened in my early twenties when I didn't
Speaker 3: know what ergonomics were. So I've been burnt before, and
Speaker 3: you've seen me go up to people at their desk
Speaker 3: and say it, stop flouting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a stickler for it.
Speaker 3: Sit up straight, and I've got my desk set up
Speaker 3: perfectly in my office. You've been to my house, you've
Speaker 3: seen it.
Speaker 2: Well, you're comfortable here before we start?
Speaker 1: Yes, perfect?
Speaker 3: How are the ergonomics of the Nova Studio absolutely perfect?
Speaker 1: No notes?
Speaker 3: Seriously and so normally I'm at my desk working from
Speaker 3: home in the perfectly set up workspace.
Speaker 1: But today I thought.
Speaker 3: I just don't have the energy. I might just have
Speaker 3: my laptop on the couch and kick back. I never
Speaker 3: do this I'm a sick lover ergonomics. I never just
Speaker 3: kicked back on the couch and have the poor posture.
Speaker 3: But today I was like, n nah, I'm gonna treat myself.
Speaker 3: So I sat there for hours if my laptop on
Speaker 3: my lap, and then I got your message saying, Hi,
Speaker 3: We're in a pinch.
Speaker 1: Can you come on the podcast?
Speaker 3: I said, sure, took my laptop off my lap, dropped
Speaker 3: everything tools down. Oh my god, do you want to
Speaker 3: see how burnt my legs up from having my laptop
Speaker 3: on my lap?
Speaker 1: Show me I see it. Because the ergonomics are two
Speaker 1: cut the depths really high.
Speaker 2: I'll just show you have to come around here burned.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitchell, what the heck?
Speaker 1: What the heck?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: So if you hadn't have called me in here, I
Speaker 1: could have melted. I imagine how much worse it would
Speaker 1: have been if I'd continue to sit there with this
Speaker 1: boiling on laptop on my lap.
Speaker 3: Okay, drama of it all, Well, I'm glad I could
Speaker 3: have saved your legs slash live. I also did have
Speaker 3: to come here in a rush. These clothes weren't quite
Speaker 3: done in the dryer. Bit damp over here, I hope
Speaker 3: you can't smell it.
Speaker 2: That's all right, no over studios for the mold anyways,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding Hannah produce. Hannah's looking at me like,
Speaker 2: excuse me, as if.
Speaker 1: She's responsible for the mold anyway, don't take it personally.
Speaker 2: Fine anyway, Welcome to High Scrollers. It's so good to
Speaker 2: have you here. And I thought it's quite fitting to
Speaker 2: have you here. You were the first person to come
Speaker 2: to mind, because obviously the scrollers. Now I've been promoting
Speaker 2: our Christmas show can't be bothered Christmas with the Gay
Speaker 2: Grinches coming to Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne in December. We'll
Speaker 2: have a link in the show notes for you to
Speaker 2: buy a ticket to come and see Mitchell and I.
Speaker 2: But I thought, you know, obviously the history and the
Speaker 2: law of our friendship. We've been friends for many years
Speaker 2: thanks to social media. But obviously we also had an
Speaker 2: ex podcast trash Alley.
Speaker 1: Yes you've gone crawling back to the gigs.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel this is a nice nod to the
Speaker 2: trash bags who are listening. As I know we have
Speaker 2: so many trash bags who listen to who are now
Speaker 2: scrollers and listen to High Scrollers but also it's a
Speaker 2: great chance for people who maybe don't know you or
Speaker 2: never listen to trash ally to see our vibe. And
Speaker 2: if you enjoy today's episode, you can see us both
Speaker 2: live on stage in December if you live in Brisbane,
Speaker 2: Sydney or Melbourne. So basically you're here because I think
Speaker 2: it's a great push for tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like the entree for people who don't
Speaker 3: know who the fuck? Yeah, yeah, might have been thinking
Speaker 3: of buying tickets that can't be bothered, but then they
Speaker 3: were like, who's that random woman?
Speaker 1: I only know? All right, hey, I only care about him.
Speaker 2: Well, you happy with the poster that they made for us?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they did a good job with us.
Speaker 2: It's I just love that it's our heads. And then
Speaker 2: everything else is kind of AI generated.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Like most of it is actually me, the hands
Speaker 3: and the arms and stuff. But I did not put
Speaker 3: on that missus clause frock Sorry.
Speaker 2: No, my am I What am I in? I'm in
Speaker 2: like a some sort of dress as well, little this
Speaker 2: clause frog or elf outfit, I don't know, but that's
Speaker 2: AI generated as well, now that I.
Speaker 1: Think of it.
Speaker 3: Should we have turned on that thing on Instagram that's like,
Speaker 3: declare AI generated content?
Speaker 1: Are we unethical?
Speaker 2: Has that popped up on any of your posts that
Speaker 2: aren't AI generated?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I'm actually just that beautiful? Yeah, how dare you?
Speaker 2: It happens quite often to me. It goes label it
Speaker 2: as AI, or sometimes it labels it as AI just
Speaker 2: because anything to AI. But sometimes I think it's because
Speaker 2: the only thing I can put it down to is captions,
Speaker 2: Like I've added captions, and they think because it's text,
Speaker 2: like the AI has created the captions on the video,
Speaker 2: and that's the only thing that I think would warrant
Speaker 2: having to put that it's AI generated content. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's a bit It's all a bit silly.
Speaker 3: But even if you're putting up just a tile that's
Speaker 3: promoting something with text, and it'll go, oh, that's AI generated.
Speaker 1: No, it's Microsoft paint Dale and it's not that advanced.
Speaker 1: It's not AI.
Speaker 2: I'm only unbloody can call that AI. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 2: fabulous to have you here. Thanks for being with us, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Let's kick this episode off and get into our Royal Flush.
Speaker 2: Please be upstanding for the Royal Flush. Yes, it's time
Speaker 2: for our Royal Flush. Now, Mitchell, I have asked you
Speaker 2: to prepare for us the best thing you've seen on
Speaker 2: the internet this week. That's what our royal flush is.
Speaker 2: Did you get that? Because high scrollers casino theme.
Speaker 1: Royal have a man's plaining to make good, just making sure.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure you're across it. You've
Speaker 2: been inducted and into the studio. I'm gonna let you,
Speaker 2: being the guest of honor, take me through your royal flush.
Speaker 2: What's the best thing you've seen on the internet this week?
Speaker 1: Well, I narrowed it down to two.
Speaker 2: Give us both, because we've got to give.
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect I'll give you both, and you tell me
Speaker 3: which one is actually the best. With them. So, as
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a big fan of Cheryl and Barnes.
Speaker 3: Oh my favorite. A lot of you know, gays who
Speaker 3: are skiwing a bit gronky like myself, also adore Schering
Speaker 3: the Barnes.
Speaker 1: How do you even explain CHERYLN. Barnes the people that
Speaker 1: don't know who she is?
Speaker 2: CHERYLN. Barnes is a woman who lives in does She
Speaker 2: live in Campbelltown in Sydney. She started a YouTube channel
Speaker 2: many years ago just ranting about mules at the moment.
Speaker 1: Because she won a MacBook at the library Raffle.
Speaker 3: That's where she got that's where she started the YouTube
Speaker 3: videos and she just rants and they're ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I love the videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's fabulous, and it's kind of they're few and
Speaker 3: far between. She doesn't post super often on YouTube, and
Speaker 3: so when CHERYLN. Barnes drops the video, I drop everything.
Speaker 3: I've done that thing where many times, you know how
Speaker 3: you can do the YouTube premieres, they've got the countdown
Speaker 3: and you watch it live, it's it debuts. Oh, I
Speaker 3: drop everything. It's a big event when CHERYLN. Barnes put
Speaker 3: out on new YouTube. And so she put one out
Speaker 3: last week and it wasn't even the video itself.
Speaker 1: That was my favorite thing on the internet.
Speaker 3: She just does this thing every time she's promoting a
Speaker 3: video where she goes new video on my YouTube coming
Speaker 3: at five pm Gosford time, and every time it's a
Speaker 3: different random fucking suburb And I don't know why.
Speaker 1: That just tickles my funny bone.
Speaker 3: That brand of stupid humor is very me five pm
Speaker 3: Dapto time. Yeah, it's so ridiculous. And so yeah, that
Speaker 3: was one of them, it just gets me every time.
Speaker 3: The other one is I've got a new favorite TikToker.
Speaker 1: I might be late to the train because I'm not,
Speaker 1: you know, on top of these trends all the time.
Speaker 1: You might be like, yeah, I've seen this a million
Speaker 1: years ago. But if you heard of Emily Sen.
Speaker 3: No, But I feel with TikTok, I actually couldn't tell
Speaker 3: you people's names.
Speaker 2: I could tell you that I have to.
Speaker 1: To check what her name was. I don't know her
Speaker 1: name either.
Speaker 3: I just know her as the chick that sings ballads
Speaker 3: in the kitchen or in the laundry. Her whole shtick
Speaker 3: is just being ridiculously melodramatic while doing tasks. There's a
Speaker 3: whole playlist on a TikTok called singing while doing stuff.
Speaker 3: But frankly, why is she in her kitchen unloading the dishwater?
Speaker 3: She should be on fucking Broadway. Like the song covers
Speaker 3: that she did. The song covers that she does are stunning.
Speaker 3: She did define gravity. Do you want to hear that?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: I thought that'd be the one you'd want to hear.
Speaker 2: Show me as well because I need the visual come nice.
Speaker 3: What is the text say on the text say, why
Speaker 3: does it take you so long to unload the dishwasher?
Speaker 2: Okay? Fun?
Speaker 3: And she does different tasks like that, why does it
Speaker 3: take you so long to make your bed? And it's
Speaker 3: her curled up singing a show tune and it's all
Speaker 3: the one like I love a belter. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: the ones, the songs in every show that give you
Speaker 3: the chill. Those songs are always my favorite. And so
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with her great voice.
Speaker 2: It's so like clean. I don't know if the sut word,
Speaker 2: but her voice just sounds so clean, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: I do want to say this week. In fact, in
Speaker 2: I think two days from when this episode drops, Wicked
Speaker 2: the movie will come out. And I have already spoken
Speaker 2: on the podcast about how much I loved Dead and
Speaker 2: all the rest of that, and I also spoke about
Speaker 2: how unorganized the event was and that, oh you did that.
Speaker 2: It was like the worst event that I have been
Speaker 2: to in terms of how it was structured, slash set out,
Speaker 2: slash organized, slash security. And obviously Brittany didn't come, so
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to like talk with it about
Speaker 2: it with anyone. But now that you're here and you
Speaker 2: were there, the same night.
Speaker 1: I feel your pain, and I feel it ten times worse.
Speaker 1: You've got a nice fucking photo, didn't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I want to know, first of all, tell
Speaker 2: me about your experience with the Wicked Event, and then
Speaker 2: second of all, I need you to either back me
Speaker 2: up or give me your thoughts on the movie as
Speaker 2: a whole. And I feel like as well that it's
Speaker 2: coming out in a couple of days, that embargo's almost lifted,
Speaker 2: so we might get away with speaking a little bit
Speaker 2: more about the Actually feel like I was.
Speaker 3: The only person on planet Earth that paid attention to
Speaker 3: the embargo.
Speaker 1: Everyone's been giving reviews. Yeah, we're actually not meant to,
Speaker 1: but fuck it.
Speaker 2: We're allowed to say whether we enjoyed it or not,
Speaker 2: but we can't mention, like, we can't mention how things
Speaker 2: play out. But have you know people doing that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally. Somehow. There's already TikTok videos leaking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did you get that?
Speaker 3: And it's not even the shitty, you know, pirated copy
Speaker 3: where they film it in a cinema.
Speaker 1: They've actually got a copy of the movie. I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did what kind of nerdy shit did you do
Speaker 1: to get that? Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, what
Speaker 1: I thought of it.
Speaker 3: I went in with low expectations because I'm a Wicked fan,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't want them to fuck it,
Speaker 3: you know. I thought they might dilute it a bit
Speaker 3: in movie form so that people who aren't necessarily musical
Speaker 3: theater nerds it might be more palatable to them, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. And so I thought, maybe they're
Speaker 3: not going to do it justice.
Speaker 1: The Wicked nerds are going to be like.
Speaker 3: You've ruined it, You've ruined it. But nah, they definitely
Speaker 3: did the stage show justice. It was like, down to
Speaker 3: the dialogue, everything, it was the same thing, just on
Speaker 3: the screen. Yeah, and so, yeah, I thought it was
Speaker 3: going to be not great, but yeah, pleasantly pleasantly pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2: I said the same thing. I went in actually prepared
Speaker 2: to come out hating it because such a big Wicked fan.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no way this could be good
Speaker 2: or to standing of good when Wicked is so I'm
Speaker 2: so obsessed with the stage show. But I feel the
Speaker 2: same way. I'm like, they actually couldn't have done any better.
Speaker 3: They made it for us, Yeah, Wicked Nerds, they did
Speaker 3: it for us. Yeah, and I feel like everyone involved
Speaker 3: in making it, even the actresses. Of course they're wicked
Speaker 3: nerds as well, so they wanted to do it justice.
Speaker 3: And you could just bloody tell, yeah, you could tell.
Speaker 3: As for the event itself, what a steaming loight of dogshit.
Speaker 3: That was, what a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: I was as doing as I was told.
Speaker 3: They said, get here, really so you can get your
Speaker 3: photos and post it on social media, because that's why
Speaker 3: I'm invited to these things.
Speaker 1: Really, that's the whole bloody point.
Speaker 3: And so I did what I was told, and every
Speaker 3: entrance they would just like go around the other side,
Speaker 3: walk around the block, because obviously the roads were closed
Speaker 3: for Ariana and Cynthia.
Speaker 1: There were some big deals there. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm like hello, but they just wouldn't let me in.
Speaker 3: And I think the security guards might have been hired externally,
Speaker 3: they didn't actually work for the event, because people there
Speaker 3: with their clipboards that actually worked for the event were like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll try and get you in.
Speaker 1: We'll try and get you in, and the security guards
Speaker 1: are like, nah, not allowed, and they're like I work here, yeah,
Speaker 1: I work here. Can we just get him in? If
Speaker 1: he was in the four thirty slaughters, now five forty
Speaker 1: fucking five, give it, get this basket on the carpet.
Speaker 2: That's what I think, like was the biggest problem was.
Speaker 2: I think security had must have been briefed and said,
Speaker 2: no matter what anyone says, no matter what color lenyard
Speaker 2: they've got, no matter what clipboard they got, if they.
Speaker 1: Treat them like shit, yeah they did.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they were. They were told probably to
Speaker 2: say no to letting people in any which way whatever.
Speaker 2: So when even if you know the people who did
Speaker 2: work there and had the clipboards and knew who was
Speaker 2: meant to be where said yeah, they're fine to come
Speaker 2: through security, We're like no. So it was absolutely mental.
Speaker 2: And I was saying, as well, did you find that
Speaker 2: security would be like you can't stand here, Go and
Speaker 2: stand over there. And then you get there and another
Speaker 2: security guard had yell at you and literally physically push you.
Speaker 3: I need you or to take one big step to
Speaker 3: the right, so we did, and then another one like,
Speaker 3: excuse me, one big step to the left. So I'm
Speaker 3: like no, but the other lady she doesn't want me there,
Speaker 3: and then it was just a cluster fuck.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get in and sit down and
Speaker 1: watch my film.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So once I was in there and I got over
Speaker 3: that you know, frustration, I was just.
Speaker 1: Like, right, oh, that's right, I'm here to watch the
Speaker 1: Wicked movie. I actually got excited again because that whole
Speaker 1: ORDEA was just like, oh my god, what's going on.
Speaker 1: At one point I thought I wasn't going to be
Speaker 1: let in at all and I wouldn't get to watch it.
Speaker 1: The once I was in that theater sitting down, I
Speaker 1: was like, now I can enjoy myself, and what.
Speaker 2: A magical experience. I did love that it was at
Speaker 2: the State Theater, which is random that not many movie
Speaker 2: premieres are there. At least I don't think I've been
Speaker 2: too many there. It's more of a place you go
Speaker 2: see a stage show or like if a if a
Speaker 2: comedian comes and does like a stand up show, they
Speaker 2: go to the State Theater. So to watch a movie
Speaker 2: in there was a little different to normal, but I
Speaker 2: actually quite enjoyed it, and it almost made it like
Speaker 2: more magical being in that like old theater. I thought, so,
Speaker 2: oh it was really good. So you're obviously agreeing with
Speaker 2: me on basically everything that everyone listening should go and
Speaker 2: and watch this movie, because the only question I got
Speaker 2: Brittany said, oh, should I take AJ? Will AJ like it?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know how to. Actually,
Speaker 2: I don't know how people who maybe haven't seen Wicked
Speaker 2: the Stage show would actually feel about this movie. I'm
Speaker 2: interested to see once it's out there.
Speaker 3: I mean, if we're doing Wicked for dummies, if you
Speaker 3: haven't seen the stage show, you obviously need to know
Speaker 3: the context of Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1: That's this entry level shit.
Speaker 3: If you don't know Wizard of Oz, don't bother see
Speaker 3: Wicked because it'll make no sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I don't know whether people who haven't seen
Speaker 2: or aren't up to date with all of that will
Speaker 2: enjoy the film. But I think if you're a Wicked fan,
Speaker 2: take it from two of the biggests of course, Wicked
Speaker 2: fans in Australia coming in just short of probably Joel Crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He kept saying on the day, I've seen Wicked two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty times. Dragon. That's a bit of bullshit,
Speaker 2: or do you reckon he actually has seen it that
Speaker 2: many times.
Speaker 3: It just sounds like a lot of times. That's all
Speaker 3: because I've seen it maybe five and that's including all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's Includingdney, Broadway, West End. So I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I even saw it.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when they released the rights of Wicked
Speaker 3: to amateur theaters? I've even seen the paramat Wicked. And
Speaker 3: didn't they do well for a quote unquote amateur theater company.
Speaker 3: How did they do the define gravity lift at Paramatta.
Speaker 1: Just like they would on any other stage?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it was a cherry pick of vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't feel like a popo version of Wicked at all.
Speaker 3: So they go six times? I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you know what's funny. I haven't seen it
Speaker 2: on Broadway or West End, which are obviously big goals
Speaker 2: for me to see it, but I have seen it
Speaker 2: in Japan. Oh really random?
Speaker 3: Was that like the mini version they did, because it
Speaker 3: wasn't like a forty five minute version they did at
Speaker 3: theme parks? Yeah, that's the one I said, Yeah, at
Speaker 3: the Universal st Sorry, we're getting real nerdy with Wicked
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: They cut a lot, but yeah, it was kind of
Speaker 2: just like a speed run of Wicked. They definitely did
Speaker 2: define gravity. Everything was in Japanese. But I obviously you
Speaker 2: could follow along the story anyway because I knew it
Speaker 2: so well. But I've only ever seen it in Sydney
Speaker 2: and then randomly I went and saw it in Brisbane
Speaker 2: not long ago, but when it was in Sydney last time.
Speaker 2: Because this is am I correct in saying, this is now,
Speaker 2: it's running now in Australia. That's the third time or
Speaker 2: is it only the second time?
Speaker 1: I think it's a third. I think, yeah, I think I've.
Speaker 2: Seen it because in high school I saw it a
Speaker 2: handful of times. After high school, I saw it so
Speaker 2: many times, and then now I've seen it three times
Speaker 2: since it's been in this production.
Speaker 3: But don't I reckon it kind of ruins every other
Speaker 3: musical for you in what way?
Speaker 1: Because every time I go to a show, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I mean, that was fantastic, Bravo, but it's not wicked.
Speaker 3: You know, it had been a long time since I've
Speaker 3: been wowed by a shy because we cod fucked everyone else.
Speaker 1: They fucked them, they fucked them over. I've been too good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I see what you mean. But also I
Speaker 2: can decompartmentalize, what's that word? I can also like, because
Speaker 2: for example, you have to give it what you have
Speaker 2: to give it. I guess what it's worth. What am
Speaker 2: I trying to say here? Like when I went and
Speaker 2: saw six.
Speaker 1: In the musical, Oh, yeah, that was fabulous.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you ever see it at the Sydney Opera
Speaker 2: House When it first was hear we were in the
Speaker 2: studio in the Sydney Opera House, which is this tiny
Speaker 2: little theater. That's where I saw it.
Speaker 1: For the first It was like an off Broadway vibe
Speaker 1: had you taken off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that was before COVID and I loved it
Speaker 2: and it was so like low budget kind of yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was fantastic and I fell in love with it.
Speaker 2: And then now it's you know, at the Theater Royal and.
Speaker 1: Things like that, and so it's blown up.
Speaker 2: It's blown up. Now.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that Titanique has the same same same treatment.
Speaker 1: They need to blow up.
Speaker 3: This has gone from the best things I've seen on
Speaker 3: the internet to like ten years worth of theater chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ten years worth of royal flushes in the theater.
Speaker 2: But yes, Titanique. I when I went and saw it
Speaker 2: earlier this year, that's a hot contender for Royal Flush
Speaker 2: of the Year. By the way, from me because when
Speaker 2: I went and saw it, I raved about it. So
Speaker 2: your Titanic, you're you're a Titanic fan as well.
Speaker 1: How many times you've seen it?
Speaker 2: Only the ones? I I'm very busy, but I wish,
Speaker 2: I wish I had the time to go three times.
Speaker 2: But it's not often that there's a musical in town
Speaker 2: where I feel personally responsible to make sure that people
Speaker 2: I know that haven't seen.
Speaker 1: It do see it.
Speaker 3: So if it means I have to personally fag them
Speaker 3: there myself, and it means I have to sit through
Speaker 3: it again, I will do that because I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: you need to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah you need to Yeah, no, I'm on board with
Speaker 2: that too. Except I haven't done that, but I have
Speaker 2: been trying to convince everyone that I can to go
Speaker 2: and see it because it is so fantastic and there
Speaker 2: are seasons just extended to here in Sydney, but I'm
Speaker 2: sure to be around the country as well.
Speaker 1: Bloody better be.
Speaker 2: Oh, I could speak all day about musical theater. What
Speaker 2: else are some of your favorites? You know? Book of
Speaker 2: Mormons coming Back. I've never seen that. I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic. Yeah, very dark humor.
Speaker 2: Get good right up my alley? What else is a
Speaker 2: good musical? Theater show? Musical? What do we love? I
Speaker 2: loved the old production of Hairspray back in twenty thirteen
Speaker 2: when it came here, and it was all much for me.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: When I saw it in twenty thirteen, it was all electrified,
Speaker 3: as in, everything was led.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember that. I saw that on an excursion.
Speaker 2: Yes, so everything was led. They had the big kneon
Speaker 2: Hairspray sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you remember that?
Speaker 2: You know when she said things like the rats on
Speaker 2: the street dance around my feet, rats ran over, you know,
Speaker 2: on the LED screens and stuff like that, and it
Speaker 2: was all cartoony.
Speaker 1: You've unlocked all these memories I forgot I had.
Speaker 2: So I loved that. And then in the recent hair
Speaker 2: Spray last year or the year before, it looked like
Speaker 2: it was straight out of the seventies and it was
Speaker 2: actually sets and everything and there was no LED whatsoever.
Speaker 2: And I actually didn't enjoy that as much. The led
Speaker 2: really added that like other element to it that was
Speaker 2: so fabulous. But then I saw, like Hairspray, how it
Speaker 2: should be seen and I went, oh, I don't love
Speaker 2: it as much.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I just remember when I first saw it on that
Speaker 3: school excursion the night before they'd taken us to Mary Poppins,
Speaker 3: and I was still reeling from that that I couldn't
Speaker 3: absorb hairspray properly, so I was like, I'd rather just
Speaker 3: be at Mary Poppins again. It was bloody awesome. I
Speaker 3: loved that one. It was my favorite until Wicked came along.
Speaker 2: Mary Poppins is fantastic as well. When she flies over
Speaker 2: the audience at the end.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, quick rant. Sorry, we'll move on from
Speaker 3: the musical shit, I swear. But when they brought Wickered
Speaker 3: back and it was at the Lyric Theater, where I
Speaker 3: know for a fucking fact they have the capability to
Speaker 3: fly people over the audience, I like Mary Poppins. The
Speaker 3: director was teasing, being like, yeah, there's going to be
Speaker 3: things in this production that have never been seen in
Speaker 3: Australia before. And I'm like, oh my god, they're going
Speaker 3: to make her to viire gravity over the crowd because
Speaker 3: they do that in some overseas versions of Wicked. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I was like, they're going to make her fly
Speaker 3: over the crowd at the end of the first act.
Speaker 3: That's going to be amazing. That's very much what it
Speaker 3: was hinting at. I can't remember the wording, but it
Speaker 3: was hinting it there's going to be extra flying na
Speaker 3: if they didn't do that, just some fucking monkeys dropped
Speaker 3: from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: That's all the flying they did. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: mind blowing.
Speaker 2: So the monkeys dropped from the ceiling. So what I
Speaker 2: was really excited for when I went and saw it
Speaker 2: in Brisbane, I was excited to see that nap didn't happen.
Speaker 1: No flying monkeys, so.
Speaker 2: No flying monkeys over the audience. But yes, the flying
Speaker 2: monkey's over the audience in Sydney. You know what I
Speaker 2: did notice though, is one of the best moments in
Speaker 2: Wicked when I saw it at the Capitol Theater is when.
Speaker 1: I prefer that Eric disquiet, so did I.
Speaker 2: And when she Elphaba comes out of the floor and
Speaker 2: does her Fiero big fierro note.
Speaker 1: Stops coming out of the floor. She's no good deed.
Speaker 2: She just runs on stage. Now, So the Lyric Theater,
Speaker 2: you've got monkeys flying from the ceiling. Gorgeous, but like,
Speaker 2: can you have a stage lift in the middle of
Speaker 2: the floor to give it the moment. It's to you anyway,
Speaker 2: So sorry, this has gone from high scrollers to fucking
Speaker 2: faggots who listen to want to talk about musical theater. Honestly,
Speaker 2: Royal Flash, I'm voting that your Royal flush. I'm going
Speaker 2: to vote the best Royal flush was the not Sherwin
Speaker 2: Barnes one. The other one, like the.
Speaker 1: Other one has more legs. Knock at the conversation with
Speaker 1: film bang no no about musical theater.
Speaker 3: There's so many other ones that Emily Sen has done,
Speaker 3: but I don't away time.
Speaker 2: Now. Well, I'm going to give you my Royal Flush
Speaker 2: the Week, which is a TikTok that I saw which
Speaker 2: kind of hit home for me and was very funny
Speaker 2: because in high school I had a few problems with
Speaker 2: some of my teachers, my educators. Did you ever have
Speaker 2: like a hideous teacher in high school that just you
Speaker 2: couldn't do anything to please them? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they had their definite favorites, but then their
Speaker 3: least favorites, and if you were the least favorite, you
Speaker 3: didn't even have to do anything to earn that.
Speaker 1: They just didn't like you. No, and it was so
Speaker 1: pleasing them.
Speaker 2: As you say, it was so strange because like, for example,
Speaker 2: I had a teacher who when I because I did
Speaker 2: legal studies as one of my subjects in school, and
Speaker 2: I had a teacher who we may have spoken about
Speaker 2: this on trash alle ones. Actually I'm going to be
Speaker 2: refresh my I'm getting be dejhah foo. Remember my dad
Speaker 2: actually had to have a meeting with him because of
Speaker 2: in quotations my behavior. And my dad, who literally like
Speaker 2: would never say a bad word about anyone, came out
Speaker 2: and was like, mate, don't even worry about him because
Speaker 2: he's an idiot. Really, because my teacher was just someone
Speaker 2: who he just started out for me, and I obviously
Speaker 2: he's a legal studies teacher. So I don't want to
Speaker 2: say anything on the podcast. This is all allegedly allegedly allegedly,
Speaker 2: but like, take one good hard look at me, Like
Speaker 2: there's clearly something that he didn't like about me, And
Speaker 2: there's one major thing about me that take your pick
Speaker 2: out of all the things about me. That's what's something
Speaker 2: that most people or like some people would have the
Speaker 2: majority of people who have a problem with me would
Speaker 2: have a problem with okay, you compete all that together.
Speaker 2: I know that was very cryptic, but basically there was
Speaker 2: just like no reason for him to not like me.
Speaker 2: But it was just ridiculous how much he put me
Speaker 2: through to the point where my friend was sitting next
Speaker 2: to me, and now she was the disruptor of the class.
Speaker 2: She would talk talk talk, talk talk, and I remember
Speaker 2: one and one episode. I remember one lesson. I was
Speaker 2: sitting there and I was making direct eye contact with him,
Speaker 2: and She's talking at me about boys, this, that whatever,
Speaker 2: just going on on on on, and I was just
Speaker 2: keeping my eye contact with him, ignoring her, just trying
Speaker 2: to make her shut up, because I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to prove to him that I am he has
Speaker 2: my focus. I'm never doing anything wrong. It's actually her
Speaker 2: that keeps getting me in trouble.
Speaker 1: And getting away with it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So she's gone on for like I'm gonna say, twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: She keeps going going, and then she's going, why are
Speaker 2: you doing me? Do you have a problem with me?
Speaker 2: Like what's going on? Like blah blah, And I'm just
Speaker 2: looking at him, keeping that direct eye contact, going babes
Speaker 2: telepathically trying to tell my teacher, not me. I literally
Speaker 2: turned my head and said, can you just be quiet
Speaker 2: and I'll talk to you about this later. Get out
Speaker 2: of my classroom. Oh my god, drags my chair out,
Speaker 2: tells me to get out. I'm out. He locks me
Speaker 2: outside the classroom, which is well, in this day and age,
Speaker 2: that wouldn't even be allowed. You can't lock a student out.
Speaker 2: What if they get murdered. You wouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: do that, would you. But like, that's the kind of
Speaker 2: behavior that I. Oh, that's the kind of treatment that
Speaker 2: I was like dealing with with him, right yep.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I've seen this TikTok, which I felt was fabulous.
Speaker 3: It says.
Speaker 2: Life is such a funny. Thirteen years ago one of
Speaker 2: my teachers made me cry on a school excursion. Today,
Speaker 2: I rejected her mortgage application.
Speaker 3: Oh, abusing power in a workplace, I can say I've
Speaker 3: done that to a teacher I didn't like.
Speaker 1: Oh what happened when I worked at Macas?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was on the drive through she pulled
Speaker 3: up to the speaker so she couldn't see me yet,
Speaker 3: and I bunned on my customer service boys, Hi, what
Speaker 3: can I get for you today? And she ordered like
Speaker 3: a latte with skim milk and splendor. Oh, and then
Speaker 3: she got to the window and goes, that couldn't have
Speaker 3: been you. That couldn't have been you. They sounded far
Speaker 3: too friendly to be you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: So when she drove around, I said to the people
Speaker 3: down the front of the Maca's store, I just said
Speaker 3: through the little earpiece, the lady with the late she'd
Speaker 3: like full cream and eight fucking sugars. Actually she wanted
Speaker 3: the life at option. I was like, think again, bitch.
Speaker 3: Yet that's what you get for being shaky to me.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. See that's I mean. I'm not really
Speaker 2: in a position of power now, but I wish that
Speaker 2: I was somewhere where that teacher would have like, I
Speaker 2: just love that idea, that like, she's been horrible to
Speaker 2: that whoever made that TikTok? And then he's like, well
Speaker 2: I rejected her mortgage application and then it says swings
Speaker 2: and roundabouts, bab I'm like, that is so funny. And
Speaker 2: the amount of things that I would do to like
Speaker 2: to be able to give some sort of revenge to
Speaker 2: that teacher. I just do you ever feel like I
Speaker 2: just hate that I like didn't stand up for myself
Speaker 2: earlier in my life. I feel like now I would
Speaker 2: never and could never let anyone treat me the way
Speaker 2: that that teacher and.
Speaker 3: Treated The outcome of the meeting with your father, what
Speaker 3: was the outcome?
Speaker 2: Oh, that was to discuss like my behavior in the classroom.
Speaker 2: And I had said to my dad prior to this,
Speaker 2: because what had happened was one of my other teachers
Speaker 2: kept me back to talk about my assignment and then
Speaker 2: she was like, all right, you better go, and she
Speaker 2: was lovely and she was like, you better go to
Speaker 2: your next class, and I was like, yeah, no worries
Speaker 2: I get. I literally like run to my legal stuf
Speaker 2: his class. I'm like running towards the door. The teacher
Speaker 2: sees me and just shuts the door in my face
Speaker 2: and locks it and then won't let me in. And
Speaker 2: then I'm like knocking and knocking and knocking. He opens
Speaker 2: the door and goes, well, you're late, so I'm putting
Speaker 2: you down as truanting. And I was like like skipping
Speaker 2: class and I was like, oh, I was just seeing
Speaker 2: miss so and so about one of my assignments. And
Speaker 2: he goes, well, you have to go and get a
Speaker 2: note from her. So I went to go and get
Speaker 2: a note from her. I was like, okay, I'll go
Speaker 2: and get a note like that's fine. Went to go
Speaker 2: and get a note from her.
Speaker 1: And of course he's asking you to disturb her class.
Speaker 1: That's not fair.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that was her last class of the day.
Speaker 2: She'd gone home. So I went back to the class,
Speaker 2: said she's gone home for the day, so I don't
Speaker 2: I can't get a note. And he was like, all right, well,
Speaker 2: I'm putting you down as a fra truancy and you've
Speaker 2: skipped class. And I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: He literally made you later to class than you already were,
Speaker 3: that fucking dog.
Speaker 2: So I went right, this is the thing, Like he
Speaker 2: didn't care about me fucking learning anything. He just wanted
Speaker 2: to like punish me all the time. So I just
Speaker 2: went and sat in the library and just like started
Speaker 2: doing the assignment that I had got help with for
Speaker 2: the other class, and then one of the and then
Speaker 2: the school what do you call, like the assistant principal
Speaker 2: or deputy principal whatever that was whatever. He came into
Speaker 2: the library and saw me in there, and he was like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing in here? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: mister so and so won't let me into class, and
Speaker 2: then he's so wrong, And then I had to talk
Speaker 2: to him about the whole thing. So then he, being
Speaker 2: the god send he is, writes me a note and
Speaker 2: says I explained the situation to him. He wrote me,
Speaker 2: I took that back to my legal city teacher and
Speaker 2: I said, there's a note from the deputy principal saying
Speaker 2: you must allow me to come back in there he's
Speaker 2: a note.
Speaker 1: From your bloody boss mate.
Speaker 2: So this is a thing. I've now like one up
Speaker 2: to him and I've got sucked in and he's gone, right, well,
Speaker 2: I'll be having a meeting with your father about your
Speaker 2: behave bah blah blah. So then I've explained all this
Speaker 2: to my dad. I've literally never been in trouble in
Speaker 2: school in my life, and Dad had to come into
Speaker 2: the school to have a meeting with him, and I
Speaker 2: was like, Dad, like, this is the situation.
Speaker 1: What did even say in this meeting about yours?
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't there. I wasn't there, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't not doing anything wrong? Then what can even
Speaker 1: talk to your bloody father about?
Speaker 2: I don't know, But this is the thing I was
Speaker 2: saying to Dad, like I actually haven't done anything wrong,
Speaker 2: And then I think my dad just like met him
Speaker 2: and just knew he was just like, oh, he's just
Speaker 2: it's clearly like either a personal thing or it's a
Speaker 2: he's just maybe I remind him of an ex student
Speaker 2: that he hated, or maybe do you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: or perhaps he just didn't like he just doesn't like
Speaker 2: who I am. So I don't know what the reason is,
Speaker 2: but it's just very strange that even my dad, who
Speaker 2: would always be on the right side of the law,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like my dad always is
Speaker 2: like like, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Said your misbehaving. He's the teacher.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's exactly right. So even after me being
Speaker 2: like Dad, like just letting you know, he's not all there,
Speaker 2: like not not all there, but like he's just it's
Speaker 2: this is a really random situation. It's not like I'm
Speaker 2: actually being naughty in class, like he's actually just got
Speaker 2: it out for me. Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 3: Now it's bad when even your dad, Midna, he's a cockhead.
Speaker 1: If that's what I'm saying though, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It literally is like for my dad to be on
Speaker 2: my side at the end of that is actually a
Speaker 2: really big thing. I mean, obviously my dad would always
Speaker 2: take my side, but if I've done the wrong thing,
Speaker 2: my dad would also be like, you've done the wrong
Speaker 2: thing here, you know what I mean. But seeing as
Speaker 2: I for him to come out of it and be like,
Speaker 2: don't even worry about that. If you have another problem,
Speaker 2: tell him to call me. I'll sort it out.
Speaker 3: I'm like firing up something within me. I really want
Speaker 3: to get revenge on this teacher somehow. I don't approve
Speaker 3: mortgages and work at massage.
Speaker 1: What can we do? Like a spell? Some do do shit?
Speaker 1: What can we do? Yeah, let's try to start a rumor.
Speaker 1: Let's just go and get some I'll use some AI shit,
Speaker 1: fabricate screenshots.
Speaker 2: We'll put up a story on Instagram with a with
Speaker 2: a rumor about him. We'll have to tag at AI
Speaker 2: generated though, and that'll cover ours.
Speaker 1: Then it's difficult to start.
Speaker 3: This is actually this was actually good because Mitchell, we've
Speaker 3: just started a new segment on the podcast By the Week.
Speaker 2: By the Way Shock. Today we started a new podcast
Speaker 2: segment called Matt's Rant of the Week.
Speaker 1: I did hear it because.
Speaker 2: Brittany seems to think that all I do is rant
Speaker 2: on this podcast, and she's probably correct. Is there anything
Speaker 2: on what podcasts are for? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 2: Well is there anything you want to get off your
Speaker 2: chest this week? Because I feel like I've just ranted
Speaker 2: about my legal studies teacher, I'm now handing it over
Speaker 2: to you. And if you've got something, what's your would
Speaker 2: you say, petty gripe of a week?
Speaker 1: I don't have to think what's something I can get
Speaker 1: right up about?
Speaker 2: And then the whole point is I have to let
Speaker 2: you know, because Brittany would usually do this. I have
Speaker 2: to let you know whether you are just in your
Speaker 2: ranting and whether you actually whether your opinion is fine,
Speaker 2: or whether I think you're overreacting and you need to
Speaker 2: get over it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got one, I've got here. We go. Well,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Like to tell Apple as a company to go outside
Speaker 3: and play hide and go fuck yourself. Why because overnight
Speaker 3: my device is updated to the new software. I didn't
Speaker 3: consent to that, so I've got to learn all this
Speaker 3: new shit.
Speaker 1: But not only that, me air Purified doesn't connect by
Speaker 1: the Wi Fi anymore.
Speaker 3: I can't use the app to control it all my
Speaker 3: bloody nano leaf smart lights. They're fucked. I can't use
Speaker 3: the phone to control them anymore. There's this weird glitch
Speaker 3: where they.
Speaker 1: Don't cooperate anymore.
Speaker 3: And I was really worried when I moved house recently
Speaker 3: because you now, if you change Wi Fi or whatever,
Speaker 3: all the electronics that you've got, you know, connected to
Speaker 3: the app, all those things you can control with the app,
Speaker 3: they sometimes stop working suddenly if you move house.
Speaker 1: I moved house and I was praying to the heaven.
Speaker 3: It's been like, I just hope they work, and they did,
Speaker 3: and I was like, fuck, yeah, that just makes my
Speaker 3: life so much easier. And now Apple's gone and fucked
Speaker 3: it for me.
Speaker 2: Nothing works no, So is it updated to the iOS eighteen?
Speaker 1: Probably? I don't know. I don't keep up with that shit.
Speaker 1: But now I'll just be like Alex, I turn the
Speaker 1: lights off and She'll go, what lights? Oh, nothing's connected anymore?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, first of all, I think you are just
Speaker 2: in your opinions on that. I'm going to side with
Speaker 2: you on that rant. I agree, especially because you didn't
Speaker 2: opt in. Now I did opt in because I do
Speaker 2: love an opt I do love an update, but I'd
Speaker 2: like to ruin your life just a little bit more.
Speaker 2: You said at the start of this episode that I
Speaker 2: saved your life, but I'm going to ruin it perfect.
Speaker 2: Open up your photos Appy, just open it open, it's open.
Speaker 2: Is it different to normal?
Speaker 1: Am I missing something? I don't pay that much attention?
Speaker 2: Okay, scroll down. Just try and find your favorites. What
Speaker 2: just try and find your favorites? What do you mean
Speaker 2: you won't be able to You genuinely will not be
Speaker 2: able to find your favorite photos. They're lovehearted on the images.
Speaker 1: But you have to look at all of the images
Speaker 1: and yes, look for the love heart.
Speaker 3: Yep, you can't see like hardly anything like when you
Speaker 3: scroll down, if you want to find any of your albums,
Speaker 3: any of your anything, like just play in there.
Speaker 2: I have. I'm still to this day like I've been
Speaker 2: on iOS eighteen since whenever the update came out. What's September.
Speaker 2: I still can't use the photos app. I don't know
Speaker 2: where to find mate, because what I'll do often is
Speaker 2: favorite photos that I might want to either put in
Speaker 2: a dump or favorite videos that I need to edit.
Speaker 1: It's a very normal thing.
Speaker 2: To do, yeap.
Speaker 1: Literally the purpose of the favoriteing.
Speaker 2: Yep, cannot find my favorites anywhere. I've even configured all
Speaker 2: of the like things down the bottom. You can't even
Speaker 2: add it as an option. I can't find anything. Producer Hannah,
Speaker 2: you're looking a bit confused over there. You I I've
Speaker 2: been checked, and you've not ruined my life.
Speaker 3: In fact, you've saved my life again because mine didn't
Speaker 3: update to iOS eighteen. It was seventeen points something or other.
Speaker 3: So my photo app still looks the same.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so jealous.
Speaker 3: So it's updated enough that I can't use my lines,
Speaker 3: but my photo app's fine, So I just seem to
Speaker 3: do everything in my power to make sure it doesn't
Speaker 3: automatically update.
Speaker 2: Look at this, So there's your photos as normal, and
Speaker 2: then these are your albums. Favorites aren't there, I've had
Speaker 2: those albums. Then you've got utilities hidden recently deleted Dupiclet's receipts,
Speaker 2: and then you I've actually customized it. So originally all
Speaker 2: of these recent days, people and pets, pin collections, memories, trips,
Speaker 2: featured photos, media type, shared albums, and wallpaper suggestions were
Speaker 2: all there in the photo section.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't have that thing along the bottom where
Speaker 3: it says library album search.
Speaker 1: Is that not there anymore?
Speaker 2: No? Now it says all months years.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: And then if you search up the top you can
Speaker 2: type in favorites, but your favorite album doesn't come up.
Speaker 2: Just a couple of favorites here, but not all of them.
Speaker 1: That joke don't fix it? Why are they doing this?
Speaker 3: Like, I'm sorry to bore all the fucking Android users
Speaker 3: right now, but this is this is a big problem
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 2: It's a huge problem. It affixed my work and my income,
Speaker 2: so I'm not happy about it, if I'm honest. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've definitely just in your rant, and I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 2: definitely on board with that.
Speaker 1: So you can join me in saying, fuck Apple, what
Speaker 1: did you say at the start? Go outside and play
Speaker 1: hide and go fuck you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, guards side and play garden hide fucking go ship
Speaker 2: your pants on the deck and whatever you said that.
Speaker 2: Oh well, Mitchell, our time has come to an end,
Speaker 2: which is sad ready. Yeah, and I've got to say,
Speaker 2: because Britney's not here, another episode done and.
Speaker 3: Dusted, why can you only say that which is not here? Well,
Speaker 3: she usually says it all right, So would you like
Speaker 3: to say it another episode done and dust it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just getting started.
Speaker 2: If you want to come and see Mitchell and I
Speaker 2: live in Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne this Christmas. Let me
Speaker 2: get the dates for you, because actually haven't read those
Speaker 2: out each week ago.
Speaker 1: Isn't it bad?
Speaker 3: I've really done because people ask me when is it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll be like, I know I should not.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't even know. So Sydney you are Friday
Speaker 2: the thirteenth of December at the Factory Theater in Marrickville, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You are Sunday the fifteenth of December at six pm.
Speaker 2: We've done a nice early Sunday afternoon shot. It's almost
Speaker 2: a matinee. That's at the Comics Lounge in North Melbourne.
Speaker 2: And then Brisbane you're Friday the twentieth of December at
Speaker 2: the Old Museum in Brisbane, eight pm. That one come out.
Speaker 2: So yes, we'll have a link in the show notes.
Speaker 2: If you could wrap the show up in a little
Speaker 2: bar and give us like a one sentence what's the
Speaker 2: show about or why we've decided to call it? Can't
Speaker 2: be bothered, give us little spiel.
Speaker 3: Because we're at that point of the year where everyone's
Speaker 3: expected to be jolly. But no, it's actually not mandatory
Speaker 3: to adore Christmas and think it's a great time of year.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I can't be bothered with everything that comes with it,
Speaker 3: And so that's what we're channeling it into. And so
Speaker 3: what is it where we're bonding over festive fatigue.
Speaker 1: We gotta be bothered with all the shit that comes
Speaker 1: with it, the bloody relatives that you secretly can't stand
Speaker 1: having to buy presents. I can't be bothered with any
Speaker 1: of it anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, so if you're around, Yes, tickets are selling
Speaker 2: so well. It's almost sold out actually, which is very exciting.
Speaker 2: So don't wait. But for now, scrollers, thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: Don't forget rates five stars, leave a review all the
Speaker 2: rest of it. Mitchell's going to stick around and be
Speaker 2: with us for Close Friends, which is coming this Friday.
Speaker 2: And I have wait till you wait till I tell
Speaker 2: you all about what I'm currently dealing with. We'll tell
Speaker 2: you about that in Close Friends. But anyway, d'arl, I
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