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Speaker 1: It's Fitzy and River.

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Speaker 3: Hey, podcast is how You're going? It's Monday to day,

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Speaker 3: tough day, weekend? Well at this time last week, Tom,

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Speaker 3: remember it was blue Monday. We had pink, the most

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Speaker 3: depressing day of the year. You had Pink. It was

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Speaker 3: a tough time for you.

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Speaker 4: I don't really want to releave having pink. I on

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Speaker 4: Blue Monday with embarrassment. Tom.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just a horrible day it was of Brown Monday

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Speaker 3: for you, wasn't it really?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what you mean by that, but I

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Speaker 5: feel so much better now. And thanks so much for

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Speaker 5: all you support guys and not making fun of it.

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Speaker 3: You're a good kid, mate. Have we got one of

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Speaker 3: those in there for Tom?

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Speaker 4: I've got some sort of Tom because it was a

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Speaker 4: rough one.

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Speaker 3: We put a couple together for Tom just to make

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Speaker 3: himself feel better. It's his ring tone at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Let me just call you Tom.

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Speaker 4: How's your family at the moment? Made caught the bell?

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Speaker 4: Pinky stinky or a little boy Lewis and your wife?

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Speaker 3: Alright, I'm just ringing Tom now it should pop up

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Speaker 3: in a sect. You are my pink car to pick

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Speaker 3: up your phone. Hello, it's you. This is weird.

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Speaker 4: This is really weird.

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Speaker 3: As you conjuncti vitis going you disease riddled little scrap.

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Speaker 3: That's it. I'm not doing Word of the day.

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Speaker 4: I'm out. Yeah, you would have ceed brown eyed.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's all better now. It's all fine, guys, and

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Speaker 3: Blue Monday is over coming up next. Stuff.

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Speaker 4: I'm just doing a bit funny. And the tummy. I

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Speaker 4: don't know what that is? Are you okay?

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Speaker 3: So are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm fine?

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Speaker 6: But you know what that is? Too many mints?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't think it is.

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Speaker 7: It is.

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Speaker 3: That's why that doesn't have That has a laxative effects, mate.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it helps to clean out the system.

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Speaker 4: And I'm just not good and I think I might

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Speaker 4: have to take Friday off along with two hundred thousand

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Speaker 4: other Sydney Siders.

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Speaker 3: It's a tough fine, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you've got Thursday off, so really your

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Speaker 4: week can be done Wednesday afternoon, three day.

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Speaker 3: You'll be like to settle in on Australia Day here

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Speaker 3: as well, don't we. I mean you'd like to have

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Speaker 3: a few cans, everyone says leading up to Australia Day. Look,

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Speaker 3: I'll only have a few, and I reckon I'll knock

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Speaker 3: off at about five six. Never happens because when the

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Speaker 3: sun's going down and the weather's beautiful, set oh you

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Speaker 3: want to kick on, yes, and you're celebrating this great

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Speaker 3: country and then you've got to think about going into work.

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Speaker 3: There's going to be no production done on Friday.

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Speaker 4: When I was at school, somebody nicked one of those

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Speaker 4: like the doctor's.

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Speaker 3: Notepad medical certificates.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was looking for, sair and that

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Speaker 4: went around the class and it was two dollars if

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Speaker 4: you want to one, someone else would write it, so

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Speaker 4: it wasn't your handwriting.

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Speaker 3: It was five bucks at Mitsubishi.

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Speaker 4: Was it really blow fiber?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's steep I should have done.

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Speaker 6: You guys are better rate. My dad's a doctor. We

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Speaker 6: always had that stuff like around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how much how much do you reckon? We could

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Speaker 3: get one part age from the sixth Certificate book.

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Speaker 6: Well, now that you're older, i'd charge you a fortune.

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Speaker 6: But at the time I reckon a three bucker would

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Speaker 4: I mean, these days very easy to go with traffic,

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Speaker 4: but then you really have to turn up if you

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Speaker 4: did want to sleep it on the friday. Burnt myself

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Speaker 4: isn't bad as an excuse so that I kind of

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Speaker 4: need to wear a bandage just for a little bit

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Speaker 4: longer personal reasons. That's it's a bit of a donor ask,

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Speaker 3: So girls can always go. I've got girls problems, but

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Speaker 3: you can't. Let's just not give you a day off.

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Speaker 3: If you've got a male boss, you can do it, Sarah.

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Speaker 4: And that's Robbi Systems playing up a little bit.

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Speaker 3: In from Port Stevens. You pull on a sicky on Friday.

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Speaker 8: Sure, I'm all over that.

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Speaker 3: What do you What do you do for work? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Panel panel beata, Okay, you've already given your boss their

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Speaker 3: heads up, or will you pull it on the day

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Speaker 3: I'm going on the day yep, okay.

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Speaker 9: And all the lads coming around having a Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 9: going with a instead of a hangover.

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Speaker 4: I'm suffering from a lamb over.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to do the hard yards and do

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Speaker 3: a bit of lead up. Maybe on Wednesday, pull out

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Speaker 3: a bit of a cough on Wednesday. That's not a

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I might go the cough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sneezing on your boss is a good one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just on the shoulder, on the back of the neck. Sorry, mate.

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Speaker 4: And it says here that misleading sick lever roads trust

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Speaker 4: in the workplace and puts extra strains on your colleagues.

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Speaker 4: You're not worried about the other guys at the panel.

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Speaker 8: Shop, No, not at all. They're on their own.

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Speaker 4: To work with ians.

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Speaker 3: I think preparation is the key, and I don't think Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: I think you can prepare even more. I reckon even

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Speaker 3: today you can put the signs out there. You'd have

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Speaker 3: to do it pretty unwell. Can we bring our boss

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Speaker 3: pistol Pete clay.

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Speaker 4: He might be there forty five, He works out.

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Speaker 3: He's like he's like a piece of clay as well.

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Speaker 3: You can mold him anyway.

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Speaker 4: You want against a brick wall and it will stick.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's give pedicle. I might just throw it

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Speaker 4: All right, here we go. What are you going to

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Speaker 4: go with? What are you gonna go.

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Speaker 3: With I just might say I got a bit of

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Speaker 3: a coffin a coffin.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, telephone number of beef and.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Mate.

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Speaker 3: Mate. I just want to give you their heads up.

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Speaker 3: I'm a bit crook and it looks like I'll probably

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Speaker 3: have Friday off.

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Speaker 4: Given it away. He's believing everything till this stage. To Pete,

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Speaker 4: why while we've got you there, there's a Friday in April.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes, I mean, we don't talk about the Northern Territory

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Speaker 3: too much, but sometimes you really have to thank that

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Speaker 3: publication that they do up there, the NT News, because

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Speaker 3: sometimes I feel like maybe our papers could maybe take

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Speaker 3: because I'm going to read this story word for word.

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Speaker 3: Anthony Sims, forty five years of age, and his family

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Speaker 3: returned to their home from a five week holiday to

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Speaker 3: find a pair of blue board shorts lying on the floor.

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Speaker 3: When they searched the rest of the house, they found

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Speaker 3: the four x gold cans missing half a carton right

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Speaker 3: they were gone. As well as finding all of their

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Speaker 3: cupboards had been rifled through. The Sims family discovered the

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Speaker 3: bare bottom criminal had used their toilet and left a floater.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's how they wrote it.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know that was an official term it is now.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to find the owner of the shorts. I've

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Speaker 3: still got them there. I'll probably just keep them here

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Speaker 3: as a souvenir. Mister Sims said. He posted a photo

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Speaker 3: the pants, wanting their owner. If they belong to you,

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Speaker 3: please come and retrieve asap. It'd also be appreciated if

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Speaker 3: you could return our alcohol. A big thank you, though,

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Speaker 3: for not stealing anything else. An even bigger thank you

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Speaker 3: for the unflushed poo that you left in the toilet.

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Speaker 3: The authorities will use that for DNA. Be extra vigilant

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Speaker 3: locking up folks. He said he wasn't too worried about

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Speaker 3: the people breaking into his home. He said, you know what,

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Speaker 3: I bought the beer on special and it's a bloody

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Speaker 3: ordinary be Yeah, sure, this is what he said. I've

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Speaker 3: spent thirteen years living in the third world, so it

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Speaker 3: doesn't worry me that much. Mister Sims estimated that the

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Speaker 3: floater had been there for two weeks.

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Speaker 4: Now that's drifted a long way.

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Speaker 6: You feel very uncomfortable when you know someone's used your toilet.

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Speaker 6: I think when you go to a pullet toilet, you

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Speaker 6: know that it's been used in your own home, your own.

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Speaker 4: Home, and just picture and you think, I mean two

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Speaker 4: weeks old as well. I mean that'd be fly ridden

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Speaker 3: It's a horrible image, isn't it When you go into

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Speaker 3: Let's be honest.

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Speaker 6: Not in the women's toilet. We have beautiful ladies in

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Speaker 6: this building and everyone uses the bathroom. Not you boys.

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Speaker 6: I know you take fascination every morning, but everybody's done

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Speaker 4: It's just amazing that in cubicle three it just doesn't

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Speaker 4: seem to flush. All the toilets have made the same

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Speaker 4: We all generally are the same, and I just would

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Speaker 6: Well, somebody is lying at the star.

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Speaker 3: I don't know for you guys, but for me, the

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Speaker 3: to get away quite you know. Here at work sometimes

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Speaker 3: And for me sometimes there I just like to go

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Speaker 3: and sit in the toilet. When you go into a

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Speaker 3: down and it's just as if Mike Tyson has just

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Speaker 3: what is that? Why can't you go to the effort

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Speaker 3: of just pressing that simple little button that's at the

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Speaker 4: You know what happened to me when I was in prep.

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Speaker 4: This is one of the worst days of my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it does. This was just so bad that somebody had

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Speaker 4: used the bathrooms and prep and they'd missed the ball.

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Speaker 3: Completely, So that's understandable.

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Speaker 4: Was next next to the ball and I didn't even

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Speaker 4: I'm in class and the teacher says, someone has misused

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Speaker 4: the toilet. Put everybody gather on the mat and everyone

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Speaker 4: sits down cross legged. Kids. He explained someone's missed the bowl,

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Speaker 4: then says to the class, does anybody know anything about it?

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Speaker 4: One kid with curler hair, Harry, puts his hand up.

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Speaker 4: He says yes, Harry. Harry says it was him, points

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Speaker 4: at me, points at me. Obviously the guy who missed

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Speaker 3: There was a reputation.

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Speaker 4: I thought he was joking and he no, I saw

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Speaker 4: him do it.

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Speaker 3: Don't come from nowhere, that's right.

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Speaker 4: So I was labeled the guy that missed the ball

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Speaker 4: in prep. Then I bumped into him in the year twelve.

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Speaker 4: I said, mate, remember the time you picked me out

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Speaker 4: as the guy who missed the ball? You know that

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Speaker 4: stuck with me and the floor at the school.

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Speaker 3: Is that type of music?

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Speaker 3: But see what happened is that Jeff, actually he was

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Speaker 3: Bit good pass like is it genetically? Can you do that?

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Speaker 6: Dead Fred that film where she has the imaginary friend

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Speaker 4: So if I know why Kate's introducing May to Milko,

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Speaker 3: Milko can go to May.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, does Milko have family? Like would Milko time? Does

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Speaker 3: Has Milko gone to another kid? While waiting for Sally

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Speaker 12: Her Milko, But I love Milkos now At an imaginary topic,

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Speaker 4: That wasn't us, It was our imaginary radio.

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Speaker 3: We need to talk about what happened over the weekend. Obviously,

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Speaker 4: No, did anyone else get up it?

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Speaker 3: Just mate, did you really?

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: The first images I did see was in Washington. There

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Speaker 3: So there was even a guy in the background at

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Speaker 3: go with five hundred thousand people. Sure, okay, let's go

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Speaker 3: with that. But like a good story that you've told

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Speaker 14: I get up this one and I turn on one

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Speaker 14: a well, I made a speech. I looked out the

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Speaker 3: It was amazing a million to a million and.

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Speaker 4: A half for we to see the start of that. Again,

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Speaker 4: I get up this one.

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Speaker 3: Obviously that we were talking about. The protest before, it

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Speaker 6: In all the different places around the world it was

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Speaker 3: There was a few thousand that marched here in Sydney

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Speaker 4: Good investment.

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Speaker 3: Madonna, she looks she was very humble. She got up

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up

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Speaker 4: Sing your songs, get back on that tricycle up to

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Speaker 3: So later on as well. Actually, there was some funny

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Speaker 3: obviously Michelle Obama's face. Did you also see that one

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a bunker steering at the fun Aaron Trump was

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Speaker 4: playing pickaboo.

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Speaker 3: It's your standard day time for our favorite segment.

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Speaker 4: That's interesting. Got one for you straight off about Timmy

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Speaker 4: Robards right Bond Die Junction Lucks at a cafe having

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Speaker 15: You want to know.

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Speaker 3: What else that was it?

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Speaker 4: But he was wearing a t r M T shirt

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Speaker 4: Do you know there's another guy I saw wearing a

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Speaker 6: No, the last one I saw was Russell Crowe down

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Speaker 6: at Wolloemloo Wharf. But that's not much of a stretch

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Speaker 6: these days. Fingering out.

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Speaker 4: If you go to a celebrities house, knock on the

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Speaker 6: Technically, I knocked on his next door neighbour's.

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Speaker 4: House and he opened Sylvie Jeffrey's something over the weekend. Weekend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, we didn't catch up. Well, you're not

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Speaker 10: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so sir, you're judging here. We've got Bondi Iceberg's

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Speaker 3: did you see Rob?

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Speaker 9: Good, Hey guys, I saw Jennifer Hawkins and her husband

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Speaker 4: All the beaches.

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Speaker 3: They're so Thomas ducks that couple.

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Speaker 9: Are buying Rob, very healthy, very healthy. Right, you've got

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Speaker 9: another one for you.

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Speaker 9: Just as I called up, I saw Gladys bird jeoply

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Speaker 3: Mark if that job, you're being sworn in his premiere

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Speaker 9: She's just a good start, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: It's just Verygiiclian. God doesn't I don't even try to

448
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Speaker 3: spell it.

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Speaker 4: Alex, how good?

450
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Speaker 3: How did you.

451
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Speaker 8: See after a perfect from offspring? Sitting down just waiting

452
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Speaker 8: to get a haircut.

453
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Speaker 3: He's here, he's got spiky here Alex was there going on?

454
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Speaker 9: There was nothing going on because he was just waiting

455
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Speaker 9: reading a magazine.

456
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Speaker 4: Yea, like any other human getting as well?

457
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Speaker 3: Said are you perfect getting your hair cut? That's a

458
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Speaker 3: good mine. Luke in the Blue Mountains, have you seen Legi?

459
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Speaker 8: How are you going?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Good, I've seen pretty much the biggest celebrity in Sydney

462
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Speaker 8: the other day m d.

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Speaker 12: G oh see top off loads.

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Speaker 8: We're in an elevator. I actually rammed into him. I

465
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Speaker 8: was exiting the elevator and he was actually coming into

466
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Speaker 8: rammed into him.

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Speaker 4: What an honor that must have been.

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Speaker 3: How how was his etiquette? Did he say hello or

469
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Speaker 3: did hej Yeah?

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Speaker 10: We shook hands on you?

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Speaker 8: Who he was straight away with that? That made the

472
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Speaker 8: group look.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, big bald head, thanks Loke. I'm not sure

474
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Speaker 4: your win today. Some grand and welcome to the show.

475
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Speaker 4: Who are you saying?

476
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Speaker 16: I saw Ariel Winter, she plays Alix from Modern Family. Yes, yeah,

477
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Speaker 16: she was get this walking through. Well it's great.

478
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Speaker 4: Your delivery was amazing.

479
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Speaker 16: Well you wanted to know what was interesting? So she

480
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Speaker 16: was walking Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That's fascinating.

482
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Speaker 3: She with her boyfriend, she was either their boyfriend.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, And I mean we never see I I never

484
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Speaker 16: see those kinds of celebrities in Australia. So I was like,

485
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Speaker 16: oh my gosh, I've got to go up to her,

486
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Speaker 16: and then I'm looking up her Instagram to make sure

487
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Speaker 16: it was her and by that time I couldn't find her.

488
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Speaker 4: She's gone, she'd walked off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the Irish pup b at the front Therefmurph, he's.

490
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Speaker 4: A great place to drink.

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Speaker 3: Amy's giving a skill her. Did you see Amy?

492
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Speaker 15: I saw Hugo living in Paddington. He came into a

493
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Speaker 15: shop I worked at and I followed him around because

494
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Speaker 15: he looked home. I was homeless, and I thought he

495
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Speaker 15: was going to deal something.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting. What's shop?

497
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Speaker 4: What were you selling?

498
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Speaker 14: Amy?

499
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Speaker 15: It was a travel shop, like suitcases and hiking gear

500
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Speaker 15: and stuff.

501
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was just there for new suit case. And

502
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Speaker 4: thought he was a criminal.

503
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Speaker 3: But see he was so good in the matrix Lord

504
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Speaker 3: of All Right, Sarah, this is a tough one bond.

505
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Speaker 4: What do you want to do? Says Oh, I'm torn.

506
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Speaker 6: I really like Robbie helped us out with Gladys, but

507
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Speaker 6: I think following a celebrity that you think his homeless

508
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Speaker 6: is pretty funny.

509
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Speaker 12: Amy is back to work today.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right after his hospitalization last year. He sort

511
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Speaker 6: of went to grounds and then came back over Christmas.

512
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Speaker 6: Did you see with the peroxided hair?

513
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, what's hey?

514
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Speaker 4: Look?

515
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Speaker 6: Yeah that's who it was.

516
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Speaker 4: I couldn't get strange.

517
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Speaker 6: I thought it was a bit od it. Anyway, he

518
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 6: is back to work. He wants to get his music

519
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Speaker 6: back on track and resume those concerts that he canceled

520
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Speaker 6: because you know how he walked off halfway through the series. Yes,

521
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Speaker 6: so he reckons they'll be back in by spring summer.

522
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Speaker 6: US so that's in the next couple of months. Plus

523
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Speaker 6: he's working on his fashion line and some surprise projects

524
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Speaker 6: he's coming out.

525
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Speaker 3: How much did you.

526
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Speaker 6: Pay for those whips?

527
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Speaker 13: You were easies, didn't you?

528
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Speaker 4: Did you fifteen dollars?

529
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Speaker 3: Jeez?

530
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Speaker 4: Why not?

531
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Speaker 6: He doesn't have to do it.

532
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Speaker 3: You just bought some You bought some fake ones, but

533
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Speaker 3: you said they were the best fake ones. They're definitely real.

534
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Speaker 3: How much with one hundred dollars?

535
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Speaker 4: My wife's got fake ones? And anytime somebody points them

536
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Speaker 4: out and says that they was talking to.

537
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Speaker 3: That's not nice.

538
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 4: We do it all the time.

539
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Speaker 6: The rumor mill has been going into overdrive about a

540
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Speaker 6: new Hollywood hook up, and this one's actually quite funny.

541
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Speaker 6: So Brad Pitt and Kate Hudson, Now this has been

542
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Speaker 6: going for a few weeks, but the perhaps this is

543
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Speaker 6: how funny it is. The perhaps haven't been able to

544
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Speaker 6: even get a photograph of the two of them together.

545
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 6: And think it's been a wards season, so if you

546
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Speaker 6: were going to just get a casual photo of the

547
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 6: two of them talking, it would be there. They've got nothing. Anyway,

548
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 6: They've stopped Goldie Horn and asked how she feels about

549
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 6: her daughter dating Brad and she just burst out laughing.

550
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 6: Funnily enough, so her brother, Kate Hudson's brother Oliver Now

551
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 6: he appeared in Dawson's Creek and a few other TV

552
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 6: shows his career in the US, but not really here anyway,

553
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 6: he's come out and actually made a comment about it

554
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 6: and said, yeah, and it's been hell as in the

555
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 6: two of them being together. He's messy, he drinks out

556
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Speaker 6: of the cart and he leaves the door open when

557
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Speaker 6: he's taking it dump. He says, my mom's overly flirting

558
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Speaker 6: with him. She's been wearing these little nineties around the house.

559
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Speaker 6: I'm like, but all day, Mom, it's three pm.

560
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Speaker 3: They having a laugh.

561
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Speaker 6: But I do actually love that as a hookup.

562
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Speaker 3: I think, I don't know for me, he's right up there.

563
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Speaker 6: Oh, Kate Hudson, you can't do better than that.

564
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Speaker 3: Family so rude.

565
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Speaker 6: Finally, kyl men O. Guys were waiting, obviously for her

566
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Speaker 6: to get married to Joshua Sass and the two of

567
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Speaker 6: them have said that they wouldn't get married before same

568
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Speaker 6: sex marriage was legalized, and that's something they're really passionate about.

569
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Speaker 6: But Kylie has also said that she's going to take

570
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Speaker 6: her husband's name when it all happens, which is something

571
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Speaker 6: I really didn't think she would do, But she said

572
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Speaker 6: she's ready to get rid of the minogue Kylie Sas,

573
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Speaker 6: Kylie Sas.

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Speaker 4: Love it, kyl Sas. That sounds like an adult entertainment.

575
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Speaker 3: Number, but that's a great stage names awesome formerly known

576
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Speaker 3: as Minogue.

577
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Speaker 4: I am Sas.

578
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Speaker 6: You can't ditch Minogue After all this.

579
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 4: Danny would be happy.

580
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 3: She's it's always good to having a brand refresh every.

581
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Speaker 4: Now and is it mate worth the investment when she

582
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Speaker 4: do one soon?

583
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Speaker 2: Have you seen TPG's special promotion for their sim only

584
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Speaker 2: mobile plans one point five gig data with five hundred

585
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Speaker 2: and fifty dollars of calls and text for ten dollars

586
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Speaker 2: per month in the first six months. Check out the

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Speaker 2: TPG website for terms and conditions.

588
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Speaker 3: Nova's Red Room at the Sydney Opera House. But his

589
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 3: other big song, Shape of You Sarah, What a beautiful song.

590
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 3: He's number one on the charts.

591
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 4: At the moment. It's like as no other artists out

592
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Speaker 4: there at the moment? Is there? Hey, sleepyhead?

593
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Speaker 17: Why so sleepy?

594
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 4: Oh?

595
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 17: It's because your mattress is a bag of potatoes and

596
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 17: scrap metal. You should try a nectar mattress with award

597
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Speaker 17: winning layers of comfort. You can sleep easy knowing you

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Speaker 17: got incredible value. Mattresses start at just four hundred and

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Speaker 17: ninety nine dollars and you get hundreds of dollars in

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Speaker 17: accessories thrown in, as well as a three hundred and

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Speaker 17: sixty five night home trial and a forever warranty. Go

602
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Speaker 17: to nectorsleep dot com.

603
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Speaker 4: Ed Sheer and Dominating, and.

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Speaker 3: I just I always think, well, he Divide is coming

605
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: out early March, and really looking forward to that album.

606
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: But I always wonder sometimes when you get to the point,

607
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 3: like Ed Sheeer and he's written a lot of songs,

608
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 3: where do you get the inspiration to write another one?

609
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 3: So does it I mean, does it get to the

610
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 3: point where he's just sitting around the house and he's

611
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 3: just looking at a kiddle, going I could write a

612
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 3: song about that. I'm in love with a kurtle, see

613
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: and see with shape of you that one, Sarah, He

614
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: basically takes you on a journey how him and his

615
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 3: mates are down at the local bar and there's a

616
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 3: girl that's looking at him. Some of his lyrics are

617
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 3: you know, come over and start up a conversation with

618
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: just me, and trust me, I'll give it a chance.

619
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 3: Now take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on

620
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 3: the jukebox, and then we start to dance, and now

621
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 3: I'm singing like and then it goes on how he

622
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: picks up night, he picks up this girl, and then

623
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 3: you know, there's some beautiful lines in there about you know,

624
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 3: and now my bed sheets smell like you. That's the

625
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 3: next day. So obviously they've got well more well.

626
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

627
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 3: But it's not like that.

628
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 4: It's not reality, not for everybody.

629
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 3: Well we're not Ed sheer and Sarah and a majority

630
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: of Ozzie blokes out there. They just can't go to

631
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 3: a bar and be like Ed Sheeran and have girls

632
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 3: looking at.

633
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 4: Now Ed Shearing goes out as a single man. It's

634
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 4: always the perfect night for the Aussie bloke who wanders

635
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 4: into a bar. It's always a battle.

636
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: Well it's not a bar either, it's usually the pub, Sarah,

637
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 3: and you don't have time after if you're a trade

638
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 3: you've got to go straight to the pub and you've

639
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 3: got to try to pick up and usually it's not

640
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 3: just one girl. You'll just most guys, when the lights

641
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 3: come on, you'll go for anything, you know what I mean.

642
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 3: So that's why we wanted to put a song together,

643
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 3: a more realistic song together, and you can actually go

644
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 3: to our Facebook page right now and we've put a

645
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 3: bit of a film clip together for it. But this

646
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: is the Aussie version, okay, trying to pick up a

647
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 3: girl at the part sit you. The pub isn't the

648
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 3: best place to find a lover, but it's cheap in

649
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 3: the late Avo and if I don't get a nibble

650
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 3: from the opposite sex, I'll give the Dapdo dogs a go.

651
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 4: I'm in Mckingji shorts and mastilltoe boots and I've manicured

652
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 4: my hair in the dunies.

653
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 3: I don't mind a schooner and a game of snooker.

654
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 4: Butter Chick is my jackpipe and that one's singing like girls.

655
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Speaker 3: You know I want your love. I see it, Parlie.

656
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 3: For better probability, why not take a chance on me.

657
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: I'm a high page chippy and I'm free of any

658
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Speaker 3: st girls.

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Speaker 11: I love to peak you in my trit and nut

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Speaker 11: and my high visability.

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Speaker 4: Come and have a drink with me, Come and have

662
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Speaker 4: a countery.

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Speaker 3: I'll have a PARMI thanks, I'm not.

664
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Speaker 11: Shy to have a froth or two, and after six

665
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Speaker 11: I like the look of you.

666
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Speaker 4: And last drinks. When the night is through, I'll pash anybody.

667
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Speaker 3: And last night when my boughs fell through, And now

668
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 3: my bed sheet smells like pine ey clean, that's fine,

669
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Speaker 3: they smell brand new. But don't tell anybody. I'm serious,

670
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 3: not a soul. Don't tell anybody, please, it's pretty funny.

671
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 3: Don't say a word that's lock and key there nobody.

672
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 4: If I find out, you tell the boys.

673
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 3: I'm no tom.

674
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 4: Ivy, Captain Brownsheets, tough one to explain to me.

675
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 3: That was horrible, Tommy, tell us the story. When the

676
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 3: song finishes, I'm scaring the front bar all I see,

677
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 3: he's just munters. I'm not having a very good start.

678
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 3: And then I find a contender. Her name is In

679
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 3: and she likes Pokey's neving.

680
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 4: A smell of aroma, a whiff of corona around, a

681
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 4: hint of a cheap red wine. My fragrance is all right.

682
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 4: I've been on the work side, she says. I smell

683
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 4: like the senlig line girls.

684
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 3: You know, wan't your love just once for free? So

685
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 3: I don't suffer financially. Why not take a chance on me.

686
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: I've got a dinghy for fishing and a second hand

687
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 3: jet ski. Girls, you'd love to meet my mom. Come

688
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 3: and have a visit at the long A Penitentiary. Come

689
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: and take a chance on me. I'm safer than eddieo bead.

690
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 11: I'm not sure I have a fro or two and

691
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 11: after six like the look of you.

692
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 4: And last drinks when the night is through. I'll pass anybody.

693
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 11: I wrote my number on this tissue. Apologies for the

694
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 11: resid a whole not I've had my eyes on you

695
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 11: and your friends as well. I'll take anybody, not not thing.

696
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 4: Anyone's applying for the role I hain't on. There's a hand,

697
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 4: that's one taxis or taxi. It's that girl over there's

698
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 4: looking at you.

699
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's many Trish. She's a regular. You wouldn't mind if.

700
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 4: Keep it a secret.

701
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 3: It is And halfway through the song there was an instant,

702
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,959
Speaker 3: Tom Ivy, you were going to explain what happened.

703
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 5: No, you've right up because the version that I heard

704
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 5: of that song on Friday didn't make no reference to me.

705
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: We took we wanted to surprise you on the day.

706
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 4: Stitch up, So we'll look forward to that song just

707
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 4: after the news is a toming that story, that story going,

708
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 4: We're not going to get it.

709
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 3: That's an awful If you've ever seen train Spotting, you

710
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 3: would know what Tom went through. See.

711
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 4: I wanted to explain a couple of things this morning.

712
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 4: Yesterday the hot top of sorry last week. The hot

713
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 4: topic was the fact that Lisa and I don't sleep

714
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 4: in the same bed. That works for our relationship. But

715
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 4: what we got into talking about was expecting too much

716
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 4: from men, right, And I think that happens a lot.

717
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 4: I said to you, take the eighty. Nothing is one

718
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 4: hundred percent, you said you to my eighty was about fifty.

719
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 6: It is a bit come on, But this is not

720
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 6: limited to a female perspective. Fits come on.

721
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 3: It says he's.

722
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 6: Given an eighty percentage, but we all know it's about

723
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 6: a forty to fifty four.

724
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 10: That's right.

725
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: There's conflicting views on what percentage it is. Well, personally,

726
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: you think you're putting in from what we see in

727
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 3: your body language, You're like Nick Currios out in the court.

728
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 4: You've halfway through. When I'm track it, when I'm trying

729
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 4: to achieve the eighty You know what I've done. This

730
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 4: is for my wife and also women out there for

731
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 4: what they expect from their man. Top ten ten things

732
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 4: not to expect from your man. I think we should

733
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 4: go through a couple of here. Please don't ask me

734
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 4: why I took the last biscuit and left the empty

735
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 4: packet in the pantry, because I don't have an answer

736
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 4: for that.

737
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: Well, hang on, why I don't.

738
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 4: I don't have an answer saying that, but you do.

739
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 4: Maybe it's because I hope that when I look in

740
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 4: the cupboard again and I see the packet, that I'm

741
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,239
Speaker 4: excited there's another one. But there's not.

742
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: It's just it's you know, it's the last one, and try.

743
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: You could put it into the bin, but you can't

744
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 3: be stuffed.

745
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 4: Don't expect me to shout drawers or clothes cupboards. Sometimes

746
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 4: I just forget, no, but this is the thing.

747
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: You can't just forget.

748
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 6: It's open in front of you.

749
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 3: Just shut it. Here's the one the other night, Ryan,

750
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 3: because all the boys use we use the one shower

751
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 3: BJ's there's another share in the house and she uses

752
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 3: that one. The bath mat with a lot of boys

753
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 3: going through the shower gets quite wet, Sarah, So I

754
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 3: hang it up outside the bathroom, but there's not much

755
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 3: ventilation coming through. So BJ takes it, puts it out

756
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 3: on the balcony and then has a go at me

757
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: because I don't bring it in at night. Well you should.

758
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 6: When you go to have a shower, you should look

759
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 6: around and go, well, there's my towel and where is

760
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 6: the bath mats?

761
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 3: I don't even know it's out there half the didn't

762
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 3: you hang on?

763
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 6: You don't know there half the time, but the other

764
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 6: half you do. So if the bath mat is missing,

765
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 6: there are two places it could be.

766
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 4: What about this one? Don't expect me to know the

767
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 4: details of where we're going and what time we need

768
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 4: to be there outside of five hours before the event,

769
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 4: because I won't know. I'm not good with that planning.

770
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 4: I'll know when we need to know.

771
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 6: That is just so stupid.

772
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 4: You don't need to stress about me getting ready at

773
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 4: the last minute. I know what time we're leaving and

774
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 4: I'll be ready. Okay, so you relax.

775
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 3: I disagree.

776
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 4: I don't know the difference between whether the event requires

777
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 4: heels or flats. Call someone else who's going hang on, you.

778
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 6: Pest and me when you're going somewhere to find out

779
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 6: what you should wear, So why can't Lisa.

780
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 4: I will not be throwing out old clothes, t shirts, shorts, socks,

781
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 4: whatever it is. I get them for a reason, okay.

782
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 4: And I also don't have a problem with holes in

783
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 4: my undies.

784
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 6: Oh that's a bit nice.

785
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. Unless you shave your head. I will

786
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 4: not notice that you've had a haircut. That's okay. It

787
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 4: always looks great. And I can't tell.

788
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 6: Well no, because if it goes from sort of quite

789
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 6: long to just near my shoulders, surely you notice.

790
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 4: I don't notice at all, And then she'll say haven't

791
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 4: you noticed? And I won't know where to look. Is

792
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 4: at your nails? Is it your botox? Is it your hair?

793
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 3: Because you're going to with a spoon look at the

794
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 3: moment you're going.

795
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 6: To have his hair covering about fifteen years now, i'd

796
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 6: stay actually longer.

797
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 4: Number seven. When I'm already doing something you've asked me

798
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 4: to do, it's not encouraging to ask me to do

799
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 4: something else mid task. This will frustrate me.

800
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 6: Blokes can't multitask.

801
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 4: You've already asked me to do something. I've got my

802
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 4: hands full of doing it while I'm doing it. Don't

803
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,479
Speaker 4: come and say hey when you're finished, because I'm doing

804
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 4: I'm already doing.

805
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 6: This is why I'm always astounded that men read the

806
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 6: newspaper in the bathroom, because you can't do.

807
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 4: More than one thing at a time. How do you see?

808
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 6: That's why I think you take so long.

809
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 4: You know what? And no, I will not strip the

810
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 4: bed sheets without you asking. It's just not one of

811
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 4: those priorities.

812
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: Gary does that.

813
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 4: Gary does it.

814
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 3: Yep, he does.

815
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 6: He said to me yesterday every weekend and he said

816
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 6: to me yesterday, would you like me to strip the

817
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 6: bed And I said, no, I'll do it later.

818
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 3: But thank you, Sarah. You're you're in a year. You're

819
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 3: in the honeymoon period. Still mate, the honeymoons getting a word.

820
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 3: I can promise you give it a couple more years.

821
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: Gary won't give a stuff.

822
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 6: About very polite. He actually defies nine of your list.

823
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 4: If I'm going to buy the papers, I'm going to

824
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 4: buy the papers. Don't expect me to be aware of

825
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 4: everything we're running short on or that we've run out of,

826
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 4: and buy that.

827
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 3: Also, my god, yesterday, I'm not.

828
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 4: Going to look around the place to see what we

829
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 4: need before I go and buy the paper.

830
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 6: Yesterday Gary went to get a coffee, asked me if

831
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 6: I'd like one. I said no, thank you. When he

832
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 6: came back with a bunch of flowers.

833
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 3: Please, What is he done wrong?

834
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 4: Suggests he's kissing your sister.

835
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 3: He didn't take him from it. He didn't take him

836
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 3: from a memorial, did he? What a dog?

837
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 10: Yeah?

838
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 12: Whoops?

839
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 6: You are an average eight.

840
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 4: There's your top ten guys. Don't expect anything from your

841
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 4: man there.

842
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 3: It is obviously a big weekend as well. We saw

843
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 3: the Trump inauguration here in Sydney very early on Saturday morning,

844
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 3: followed up with some great videos and memes that went

845
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 3: around for the next forty eight hours. There were some

846
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 3: belters a lot of controversy about how many people were

847
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: there to actually see him being sworn in.

848
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 4: Yep.

849
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 3: They were sort of saying it was around the half

850
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 3: a million sort of number. But he had other ideas.

851
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: This is when he rocked up the next day.

852
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 14: I get up this morning, I turn on one of

853
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 14: the networks and they show an empty field. I said, well,

854
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 14: I made a speech. I looked out the field was

855
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 14: it looked like.

856
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 4: A million a million and.

857
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 3: A half people.

858
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 4: It sounds like he's reading a bedtime snow and I

859
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 4: looked out.

860
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 3: A million, million and a half people or speaking to kids.

861
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: You know, it's just standing. When Donald Trump speaks. There

862
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 3: are nerds out there that actually listen to him. And

863
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 3: it must there must be a light that goes off

864
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 3: above your head when you hear him actually say something

865
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 3: that's exactly from a movie. Now, this is what happened.

866
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 3: This is when he was addressing the crowd on Saturday morning,

867
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: there was a guy, a Batman freak who just went,

868
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's the exact exact same words as

869
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 3: Bain said. Who was the nemesis of Batman in the

870
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 3: dark night. Have a listen, and they've put it together

871
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 3: into a video.

872
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 4: And giving it back to you, the people, And we

873
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 4: give it back to you, the people. I would have

874
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 4: loved it had been lowered his voice, the people.

875
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 3: But everyone does have one quote, whether it's from a

876
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 3: movie or it could be a lyric from a song

877
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: that everyone uses in their life. Have you guys got one?

878
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 10: No.

879
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 4: Lisa will tell you that when we kissed for the

880
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,479
Speaker 4: first time, I told her to live in the now.

881
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 4: It's just it's a cheesy quote. I'm sure from somewhere.

882
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 4: I mean, was it in love actually or something? I

883
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 4: don't know where I got it from. I swear I

884
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 4: did not say that.

885
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 3: Was that in Chinatown and you've still seen another girl.

886
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 4: Of the time, or it wasn't seeing anybody. I think

887
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 4: I had half a dumpling hang out of my mouth.

888
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 3: You got a lyric or a movie quote.

889
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 6: No, I'm not that good at remembering things. But I

890
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 6: reckon you'd.

891
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 4: Have said to Gary because he told me this, you

892
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 4: complete me.

893
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 6: No, I did, just because you.

894
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 3: Saw him on the weekends.

895
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 6: He went and saw on Saturday morning and whips has

896
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 6: been like a giddy child ever since.

897
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 3: I love trying to pick up It's always good to

898
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: quite a lyric. I and you know, well, I got

899
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 3: busted on Big Big Brother quoting Jeff Buckley lyrics. Intern

900
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 3: Sure one of the girls is. But the big one

901
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 3: that I used on BJ when I first saw her

902
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: was from Mark Knopfler from Die Straight Game, with the

903
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 3: song Romeo and Juliet, and the line was I can't

904
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 3: do everything, but I do anything for you?

905
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 4: Was that Brian Adams?

906
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: No, very similar. I can't do everything, but I do anything.

907
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 4: For you anything.

908
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: She thought that was mine. I think didn't have a well, well,

909
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 3: I love this lady. Actually saw a movie the other

910
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 3: day that she was in, Nocturnal Animals. I recommend it

911
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 3: to anyone.

912
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 4: I g commercial she was in the other day.

913
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 3: There is a scene in there and we'll talk to

914
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 3: all about it in a second. We're just trying to

915
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 3: get her up now. But she has. She's also an author,

916
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: brings out kids books, and these books are amazing. My

917
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 3: boys love them. She's got a new one out called

918
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 3: Marge and the Pirate Baby. It's out this Wednesday. We

919
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: got her on the line now. It's the Magnificent isl

920
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 3: of Fisher. Welcome aller.

921
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 18: Oh what a nice intro.

922
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 4: There's no other way to say it.

923
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 3: Do you want to be known as the Trailblazer? Now?

924
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 3: I don't mind that.

925
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 18: That's do you know what I feel like? That was

926
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 18: such an epic speech I got from Jeffrey Rush. I mean,

927
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 18: I haven't actually seen it again, but it was so

928
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 18: nice to win that award. I mean, no clue what

929
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 18: a trailblazer actually what it means clearly like no one

930
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 18: else is around to get the award. But I'm over

931
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 18: the moon.

932
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 4: It must have been good to be home for Christmas.

933
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

934
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 18: I wasn't over Christmas plan on it. I did three

935
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 18: weeks and then right for Christmas we actually went to

936
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 18: Noise Zealand. Oh beautiful, Yeah, yeah, which I had never

937
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 18: been to New Zealand and probably the only Ossie on

938
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 18: the planet that hasn't done it. But it was just

939
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 18: so gorgeous. It was you know. We started at the

940
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 18: bottom in Queenstown and drove all the way out the

941
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 18: east coast, near the roads that weren't yep, right up

942
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 18: to flew out of Auckland.

943
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 4: Oh, guys, you're in the You're in the van, weren't you?

944
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 4: Is that right?

945
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 18: I was in the van. I was keeping it real.

946
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 18: I was in the in a van.

947
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 4: Did it get because we've thought about that and Dad

948
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 4: always said when we're older, we're going to get one

949
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 4: and go for drive, and now that all the kids

950
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 4: are in the thirties, it'd be interesting. But I've always thought,

951
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 4: did it get too cozy with the man and the kids?

952
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 4: Was it a bit cramped?

953
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 18: Let's just say there were high The highs were high,

954
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 18: and the loads were Los pas epic meltdown. There were

955
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 18: some meltdowns where kind of you know, there was just

956
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 18: collective screens. I mean it's a lot, it's a long,

957
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 18: but you know what the benefit of it is. You know,

958
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 18: you see you stop and you get to see all

959
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 18: that natural beauty and you kind of go at your

960
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 18: own page and you can, you know, check out the

961
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 18: pancake rocks and then go through rainforests and then take

962
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 18: a hellister to a glacier. But you're kind of, you know,

963
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 18: you you're on your own rhythm. It's not like when

964
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 18: you checked into a hotel at this buffet breakfast and

965
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 18: kind of experience. It's definitely my I really enjoyed it.

966
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 18: I really highly recommend it.

967
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 3: Is it mandatory that Sesshia puts his hand up and

968
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 3: says I have to drive? Or do you guys? Do

969
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: you alternate? Do you jump on behind the steering wheel

970
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: as well?

971
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,720
Speaker 18: I mean I got to say I did not drive

972
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 18: once we're still married, So we're still married. I consider

973
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 18: that a win. After that long in a canra van

974
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 18: with my husband, I think it was definitely I mean, listen,

975
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 18: obviously at these moments where you're like queuing up for

976
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 18: a shower or you're in the shower and you put

977
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 18: your dollar coin in and it kind of runs out

978
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 18: of water and you're holding you know, a kid in

979
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 18: this two in your eyes or like you're killing up

980
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 18: to like wash a dish, and as you know, I mean,

981
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 18: it's not it's not like it's you know, there are

982
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 18: moments where you know you have to empty the caravan

983
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 18: toilet tree.

984
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: No, whose job.

985
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 3: Is that.

986
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 18: Again? I'm still married married.

987
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 3: Did you get any inspiration for a new book over there?

988
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 3: We know Marge and the Pirate Baby is there, but

989
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 3: you would have written this a while ago. Do you

990
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 3: get Do you get inspiration when you go I with

991
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 3: stuff like that?

992
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 18: Isla, I do, but I didn't. I really wanted to

993
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 18: sort of have a tech free break, so I unpluggy,

994
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 18: unplugged anything that you know you can type into talking

995
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 18: to take pictures with, you know, text anyone. I really

996
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 18: wanted to get back to, you know, get back to

997
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 18: real reality. So I did not do any writing, but yeah,

998
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 18: it was inspired. I've got a new book, Marge and

999
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 18: the Great Train Rescues pupped out after Marge and the

1000
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 18: Pirate Baby. But I'm really just waiting to see whether people,

1001
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 18: you know, if there's an appetite for them I love

1002
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 18: writing Marge. I'm so connected to her. She's kind of

1003
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 18: the love child of my sort of two best friends.

1004
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 18: One is a fantastic storyteller and the other is you know,

1005
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 18: the eternal Peter Pan. And so I just every time

1006
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 18: I write in her voice, I feel very you know,

1007
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 18: it's just it's great fun writing for kids writing.

1008
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: It's it's to see that connection in his unbelo, my son,

1009
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 3: we have margin charge at home, but my son at

1010
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: the moment, it's amazing because I've read him the BFG

1011
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 3: as well. But he is just now for some reason,

1012
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 3: just Goosebumps has gone bang like Goosebumps, and it's taken

1013
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 3: over his whole life. But I've seen, I've seen a

1014
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 3: transformation now that he goes into his room and he

1015
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 3: writes his own Goosebumps stories, which is he never sits

1016
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 3: down and writes himself with But this is we've noticed

1017
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 3: he's reading. His writing has got so much better because

1018
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 3: now he wants to put his own stories out.

1019
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, that's it. You're just you're looking for inspiration

1020
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 18: and once they find something that they latch onto. And

1021
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 18: that's the thing that I found was that for you know,

1022
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,479
Speaker 18: for older kids. Once you get to eight and nine,

1023
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 18: you've got the BFG. You've got all the brilliant I mean,

1024
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 18: you've got all the roles there. You've got David Wavers.

1025
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you've got mister Stink We've written, but nothing.

1026
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 18: For the littles. There's not much comedy in the little

1027
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,959
Speaker 18: five to eight. It's all kind of you know, Jill

1028
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 18: went up the Hill. Yes, so you're trying to sound

1029
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 18: out the sound and you're using word repetition and you're

1030
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 18: trying to do all the tricks to get them hooked.

1031
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 18: But they still need a story. They still want to laugh,

1032
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 18: and they want to have a little bit of sophistication

1033
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 18: to their words.

1034
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 4: My boy Ted is now reading fifty Shades Darker.

1035
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 18: Appropriate.

1036
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 4: He's grown up really quickly.

1037
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 11: Love.

1038
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 18: Yeah, you've got a dungeon. A you're building a dungeon

1039
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 18: in the play roofs.

1040
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 3: As long as he's not getting inspired by.

1041
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 4: Bringing girls home from daycare. It's unbelow.

1042
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 3: Well, we love getting you on this show. You're doing

1043
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: so well. It was so I'm so glad that you

1044
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 3: had the opportunity to come home for a little bit

1045
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 3: and then go having to New Zealand with the family.

1046
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 8: Oh I know.

1047
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 18: We had so much fun. Thank you so much, guys.

1048
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 18: It was great talking to you.

1049
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 3: The new book Marge and the Pirate Baby is available

1050
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 3: this Wednesday. Make sure you go out and grab it.

1051
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 3: And Isle of Fisher always a pleasure. Thank you very

1052
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 3: much for coming on the show again.

1053
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 18: Thank you bye, guys.

1054
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 3: Went to a third birthday party yesterday. Always fun comes,

1055
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 3: here comes your life. Now I'm a good mate of

1056
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 3: our Tommy Williams of the show. It was his beautiful

1057
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 3: daughter Storm. Tommy's actually joining us now.

1058
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 10: Good morning mate, Good years, Staddy Pig speaking to you

1059
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 10: right now.

1060
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 4: Happy birthday Storm.

1061
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 3: It was very pink yesterday the birthday party, tom and

1062
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 3: it was themed because who's the one character that your

1063
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 3: daughter loves the most, Tommy.

1064
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 10: Pepper Pink fits. She's mad for Pepper, watches it all

1065
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 10: day if she could. But yes, that was the design

1066
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 10: scene for the party.

1067
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 3: Now, Tommy, you went to a lot of effort to

1068
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 3: find Pepper Pig, didn't you.

1069
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 10: Well, I wouldn't say it was my effort, sets it

1070
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 10: was probably more by wife. She drove out to the

1071
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 10: northern Northern Northern suburbs of Sidney to go and pick

1072
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 10: up this rather large outfit, costume, you know, big, big

1073
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 10: pea body everything. Yeah, the pig, the pink one, the Pepper.

1074
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what? It wasn't the best Pepper

1075
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 3: Peak costume. To be honest with you, I don't know.

1076
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 3: Round Pepper looked like I had a three day bender

1077
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: at home nightclub or something. A little bit off, didn't

1078
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 3: Pepper didn't, Tom didn't didn't she.

1079
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 10: She did look a little bit off. And the desired

1080
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 10: reaction to the child wasn't what we thought it would be.

1081
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:18,720
Speaker 10: There was screams that get her away party, Yeah, moms

1082
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 10: and dads from the kindy that goes to goes. Oh

1083
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 10: look mate, I just don't think it's working out with

1084
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 10: She's frightening the children. I don't know whether it was

1085
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 10: the way that Pepper was walking across the park, she

1086
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 10: was being led by one of Rachel's cousins, but yeah,

1087
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 10: she didn't get the desired effect. And then everything else too,

1088
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 10: was grabby, had can't board cutouts of Pepper. Everywhere there

1089
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 10: was pink you know, sandwiches and stuff like that. But

1090
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 10: there was one disaster to another boy.

1091
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: Well, so what happened? Pepper Pig walked out across the

1092
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: park and everyone at the party. Sarah was like, oh, Storm,

1093
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 3: look he's Pepper Pig. Pepper Pig walked over. It would

1094
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 3: have been one hundred meters. Got there, Storm, start said,

1095
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 3: scream him. You had to take her away. So Pepper

1096
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: Pig waved once, turned around and walked back to a range.

1097
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 4: Rob fancy, very fancy pig.

1098
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 3: Brief pig.

1099
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 10: Yeah. But then there were other small children who were

1100
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 10: pointing off into the distance for the rest of the morning,

1101
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 10: going Pepper like a mere cat, and you, like a

1102
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 10: mere cat, looks out there's danger coming.

1103
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 4: You never know. You never know how long you try

1104
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: and force the kid on the pig for like you

1105
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 4: might go starm, no, you look, it's Pepper Pig. But

1106
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Speaker 4: it was instant tears?

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Speaker 10: Was it instant tears? But it's end there, buddy. There

1108
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 10: was time for the cake and the cutting of the cake,

1109
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 10: and of course the candles had to be lit, but

1110
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 10: there was not a lighter inside. So half I said

1111
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 10: around the park, trying to ask all the other nice

1112
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 10: families who they had a lighter, And then I was lucky,

1113
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 10: Yes it was a nice family. I said, yes, mate,

1114
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,439
Speaker 10: but you're going to have to light the sparkler here

1115
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 10: you can't take the lighter away, right, So the Sparkler

1116
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 10: it's in the shape of a three, the number three

1117
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 10: because of the third birthday. And these people were run

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00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 10: at the back of the park, right, so I have

1119
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 10: to run as fast as I could before the Sparkle

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Speaker 10: would get out. It was like carrying them.

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Speaker 4: A a moment.

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00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 3: And then he got there, so he's running two hundred meters.

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00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 3: Everyone's cheer and Tommy gets to the cake, puts it

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00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 3: down on the cake and it goes out. It was

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00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: a disaster. And kids entertainers, I mean, if you've been

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00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: to a birthday party before where an entertainer is rocked

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00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 3: up and it's been a disaster because sometimes it doesn't

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Speaker 3: look like your favorite character. Thirteen and twenty fourteen, give

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Speaker 3: us a call. Do you want to do a shout out?

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00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 4: Pepe?

1131
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 3: Why don't you do a thirteen and twenty fourteen to

1132
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: everyone out there?

1133
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 10: Tommy, give us a ring thirty twenty four ten to

1134
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Speaker 10: store it.

1135
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 4: At this Tommy, my job is threatened every time you

1136
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 4: come on this show. Yeah, like we had a te's

1137
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 4: first birthday. We had the mobile farm and the calf

1138
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 4: got away. A dog bark that jumped the fence and

1139
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 4: ran and Gary actually caught it in Centennial Park cutting up.

1140
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 3: Believe the best kids entertainment was Hughey's second or third

1141
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 3: birthday and you rapped up as a tiger. The kid

1142
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 3: was The kids weren't scared of you because we could

1143
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 3: see your face. But the funny thing was we got

1144
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 3: whipped to the ground and there was a pylon and

1145
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 3: you couldn't breathe.

1146
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 4: Fifteen kids laying the knees out of the poor old

1147
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 4: tiger that thought it could be a bit of fun.

1148
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 4: It wasn't walked away with a broken rib. Thanks you.

1149
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 3: You've been to a party before and the kid's entertainment

1150
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 3: has been an absolute joke and everyone's freaked out. Give

1151
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 3: us a girl thirteen and twenty fourteenth Joe and rap dar.

1152
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 3: What happened at your party? Joe?

1153
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's always a bit of a tradition that.

1154
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 16: My niece had a princess party.

1155
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 6: Soll what was the princess?

1156
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 7: The Princess Bell from Beauty.

1157
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 3: To the Beast.

1158
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, but the play went so all the kids thought

1159
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 7: I was behind and help. I had a wedding the

1160
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 7: night before and I would dreadfully hung over.

1161
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 9: I so all the kids ran.

1162
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 7: Up to me.

1163
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 9: I sixteen three year old.

1164
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 7: To also was there to entertain them, and all I

1165
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 7: could do was sit there and have a glass to coach.

1166
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 4: Oh God, hang in there, princess.

1167
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: You can't drink and be a kid's entertaining and.

1168
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 4: That doesn't work. Kate and Rees read what happened at

1169
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 4: your party?

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00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 18: Hi?

1171
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: When I was about five or six, my best.

1172
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 15: Friend's mom got a human Barbie Dolls for her party.

1173
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 15: And we'll just say that the fathers were a little

1174
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 15: bit more impressive so than the children were.

1175
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 4: So was it a blow up doll? Cot?

1176
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: It was like a real person?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

1178
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 4: Oh so they did nighttime for a job?

1179
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 3: Yesby Barbie wropped up, Ken wasn't there, entertained the kids

1180
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 3: and left with a couple of fifties down there.

1181
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 4: Most of the dads knew her by name.

1182
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 6: Yah.

1183
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 4: What are you know? Of course?

1184
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 3: Of course, Oh Juliet from Elwood. What happened at the party?

1185
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 4: Juliette?

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00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 7: Well, it was a Ben Ten party for six year

1187
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 7: old boys. And then Ben Ten rocked up and the

1188
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 7: kids sort of like knew he was a freak, and

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00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 7: they started throwing being dirty, and I thought I could

1190
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 7: go and leave my son, you know, at the party

1191
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 7: and just leaves them for an hour or someone come back.

1192
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 7: But I couldn't leave because my son tried to attack

1193
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 7: him and punch him in the nuts.

1194
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 4: Oh no, but a speedball.

1195
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 3: He was after that day, he was eight.

1196
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 4: He still recovery. Oh thank you, flecking Carabilly. What happened

1197
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 4: at the party?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was at Poco's second birthday party, which had

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Speaker 1: a petting zoo, and while the birthday girl was patting

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00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: the lamb, it had an epileptic fit and died. The

1201
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: girl running. So the birthday girl screaming, the girl running

1202
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: the party was absolutely in console. I thought she was

1203
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: about a nineteen year old kid. So she had to

1204
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: be led out to the front of the party with

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00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: the lamb in her arms, and the mother of screwming

1206
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: is it saying pull yourself together?

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00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 10: Girl?

1208
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: What sort of example? So the whole thing was just

1209
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: carnage and there were a lot of barbecue jokes.

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00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 4: She carried the fitting lamb from the part.

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Speaker 3: On if it was Australia. If it was.

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00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 4: Australia, that would have been very popular. Would have turned out.

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