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Speaker 1: Please welcome to the show, Megan China.
Speaker 3: She joined us now the lovely Meghan traina good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hello, How.
Speaker 4: Are you so good? Where are we talking to you from?
Speaker 5: I'm in California at my house.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, with amazing lighting shine.
Speaker 6: I do not look like that on zoom in a meeting.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you, my glands. You can see all
Speaker 5: these lights beaming on my face to make me look.
Speaker 4: How good Californian summer?
Speaker 3: How are you do we We missed not having you
Speaker 3: here for Idle this time around.
Speaker 5: I know it feels weird.
Speaker 7: I miss everyone so much. I texted Amy like you Okay, girl,
Speaker 7: I miss you, but yeah, I love that gig. That
Speaker 7: was the best. And my kid misses the opera huse
Speaker 7: and misses seeing Australia and he talks about it all
Speaker 7: the time.
Speaker 4: Did you love being out here.
Speaker 5: He loved it.
Speaker 7: We traveled everywhere all over Australia and learned so much
Speaker 7: and saw so many amazing things. And yeah, it was
Speaker 7: just the best, coolest trip because I got to bring
Speaker 7: my whole family.
Speaker 5: I brought my dad.
Speaker 4: That's awesome, make.
Speaker 2: It speaking a family. Did I see you got married again?
Speaker 2: You renewed your vows?
Speaker 7: I got married again. I renew him about years. It's
Speaker 7: so cute, so sweet, love him, I did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love marrying him, so I want to do
Speaker 5: it over and over again.
Speaker 7: On that same day, it was my thirtieth birthday and
Speaker 7: Tea Pain surprised me and played me this, and I'll
Speaker 7: never top that birthday.
Speaker 5: That's the that's the end.
Speaker 3: He sounds like my wife, where they go above and
Speaker 3: beyond what we have plan. Remember I came home on
Speaker 3: my wedding anniversary and it was forgotten. It was our
Speaker 3: tenth wedding anniversary, Megan, and I'd forgotten and Lou, my
Speaker 3: wife had She was there waiting in her wedding dress
Speaker 3: and addressed our boys up as like little page boys.
Speaker 4: Really knew that. Yeah, good on her for fitting into
Speaker 4: a dress. Ten years later and I walked.
Speaker 6: In and I'm like, oh, this is.
Speaker 2: Not good, this is not you really forgot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt terrible, and especially the fact that she
Speaker 3: was in the wedding dress really just toopped it off.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, make it up to her.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 6: Yes, I did? Yeah, I said no, no, I said,
Speaker 6: what do you want? Babies that I would like to
Speaker 6: ride away from you? And she went off on a
Speaker 6: girl's trip in a wedding dress.
Speaker 4: What did you do? Did you pull out the same dress?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: No, I told everyone. I made hoodies for everyone. Actually,
Speaker 7: it's about hoodies, and that's uncomfortable my birthdays, Like December,
Speaker 7: it's not cold here, but it's like chillier for us
Speaker 7: Californians now, So I was making hoodies.
Speaker 5: Everyone must dress comfortably.
Speaker 7: You must wear like slippers and leggings, and you better
Speaker 7: be comfied.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 3: I'm just reading here you started. I wasn't aware you've
Speaker 3: got a podcast. Was this a COVID number? Did you
Speaker 3: enter the podcast world at the same time?
Speaker 5: Probably, yes, it was, Yeah, it was around then.
Speaker 7: It was also the same exact time my older brother
Speaker 7: got sober, So it was like, it's weird top the
Speaker 7: beginning of our show, it was called working on it.
Speaker 7: We're just working on trying to be better people and overall,
Speaker 7: whether it's like being a mom, a working mama, or
Speaker 7: like having a pimple, or like an anal fisher, like
Speaker 7: we talk about everything and his sobriety and so yeah,
Speaker 7: it's it's basically my family therapy with my husband and
Speaker 7: my brother and it's it's definitely like we.
Speaker 5: Swear on there.
Speaker 7: So it's not for the young fans, but it's like
Speaker 7: it's a cool place to feel human.
Speaker 4: It really sounds very raw, very honest.
Speaker 3: I was about the sayson. It funny because you'll relate
Speaker 3: to this, Like sometimes I find it incredibly hard to
Speaker 3: talk about personal issues that I've going on in my life.
Speaker 3: I actually find it hard talking about it one on
Speaker 3: one or in a small group of people. But then
Speaker 3: for some weird reason, coming in and doing this radio show,
Speaker 3: I feel happy. Yeah, I feel more comfortable about it
Speaker 3: talking about and on the air.
Speaker 6: And then so many people will you.
Speaker 3: Know, DM and say, hey, I'm going through the same thing.
Speaker 6: It's a weird situation, isn't it.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm so open and honest, because I see
Speaker 7: a lot of comments that are like, girl, me too.
Speaker 5: Or like, oh my god, someone said it, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm not alone. That's why I talk about my health
Speaker 5: a lot too. I'm like, I had a panic disorder.
Speaker 5: Anybody got this? And they're like yes.
Speaker 8: But then then I suppose the dangerous Do you ever
Speaker 8: say things? And then like a month later, you're standing
Speaker 8: in the grocery store and someone comes and mentions, like
Speaker 8: something deep and dark that you forgotten you've said on I.
Speaker 6: Had Nanal Fishery as well, Good to see you. I
Speaker 6: love the podcast.
Speaker 5: Tough. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think there's only one thing I regret that I
Speaker 7: was talking about my husband and I can't say it
Speaker 7: on radio either, but I was talking about him and
Speaker 7: that one follows me everywhere and my Mom's like, oh
Speaker 7: my god, it's like it's.
Speaker 5: About our love life.
Speaker 6: I've got a sense a button you can allude to it.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 5: I just I said that like I was struggling, like.
Speaker 7: Being sore and it's a big boy, and then it
Speaker 7: went everywhere and I was, Yo, my mom is.
Speaker 5: Gonna see that.
Speaker 3: Hey, congratulations on the new album. We are very excited.
Speaker 3: It drops on June seven. We Bloody Missy here in australiast.
Speaker 7: So get back out, bloody miss you and my son
Speaker 7: missus y'all even more so, thank you thanks.
Speaker 5: For playing my tunes. I really appreciate you. Guys. Please
Speaker 5: don't run about my husband and I.
Speaker 8: Okay, you know everyone's doing that.
Speaker 2: I love you making thanks.
Speaker 3: We've got a good friend of ours. Lacey and Dave
Speaker 3: don't have kids. They have a four legged child.
Speaker 8: Oh the best type of child, Clint, you and I
Speaker 8: have one each. Never angry at you, never crack it
Speaker 8: at you.
Speaker 4: They just love you unconditionally.
Speaker 2: Doggies unconditionally.
Speaker 3: You don't have to wipe their bum. They just wipe
Speaker 3: it on their footpath or on the carpet whatever.
Speaker 6: Girls. Duke is her little pet dogs dog, just a small.
Speaker 4: Little mom on, not a mart What sort of dog
Speaker 4: is it.
Speaker 3: It's like a small little terrier. It's like it's like
Speaker 3: a brown terrier sort.
Speaker 4: It could be a sausage dog for you.
Speaker 2: It's not a sausage You don't like the dog?
Speaker 6: Do I love dog?
Speaker 8: Like Jase hates people except people in their forties, and
Speaker 8: he hates dogs.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, I like dogs. I don't like cats or
Speaker 3: cat owners anyway.
Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan.
Speaker 2: You're going to die on that hill.
Speaker 3: Lace popped tea and I was like, hey, do you
Speaker 3: want some water for duke? And she said yeah. So
Speaker 3: I grabbed one of the plastic bowls normally.
Speaker 4: Used for you, normally used for arm cheap, no use.
Speaker 3: It was like like like the top of their bowl.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wash it afterwards. I'm just gonna give it
Speaker 3: to the two year old. I got to fill up
Speaker 3: the bowl with the tap water, and she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: do you have any filtered water the.
Speaker 4: Fridge, Like.
Speaker 2: She was boy Mount Franklin.
Speaker 4: No one's doing that, not sparkling, but she has. I
Speaker 4: don't give a dog sparkling. Then imagine the burps.
Speaker 3: But she's got one of those yeah, those filter things
Speaker 3: people put in their fridge, filter jugs and stuff like
Speaker 3: that to get all the chemicals out for the dog.
Speaker 6: She only gives it filtered water.
Speaker 4: My dog drinks swamp water and be happy.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm sorry, that's a hard.
Speaker 4: No for I'll give you that. That's too far that
Speaker 4: it is, having said it is an animal.
Speaker 8: Having said that dogs can never be too spoiled. They're
Speaker 8: just the best things ever.
Speaker 4: You could filter water. Yeah, people cook steak for their
Speaker 4: dog Brodie cook steak for his dog. Brodie. Well, usually
Speaker 4: I get a big porterhouse and she'll have half.
Speaker 6: Are you taking the piss?
Speaker 4: That's fairs. Come on, I've got mine here.
Speaker 2: As a surprise for you. Bring them in.
Speaker 7: Bring.
Speaker 6: I thought we have a know dog policy here at Nover.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we needed you to talk about dog so I
Speaker 4: could bring them in.
Speaker 6: Let them know.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 6: That's your partner, Paul. You don't refer to him as
Speaker 6: a dog.
Speaker 4: Oh mala, she's looking for scraps.
Speaker 6: That's not a dog, that's a horse.
Speaker 2: She's just found something. Actually, what's that an almond?
Speaker 4: Here's a sausage dog.
Speaker 8: He can sit at the desk, so hied, I don't
Speaker 8: think mother, she'd do you want to sit too?
Speaker 4: Money?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 4: Hello, you want to come and sit on a chair
Speaker 4: like a human for.
Speaker 2: The rest of the show.
Speaker 4: He's dead, she's done all yes.
Speaker 6: This Jesus chriss.
Speaker 4: Sorry what did she lock you?
Speaker 6: Yeah? She licked me. I just rolled a tongue out
Speaker 6: of nowhere between my legs.
Speaker 2: I say, you're not in the shower, So that's all.
Speaker 2: I would have been a bit unusual.
Speaker 6: Careful.
Speaker 4: She'll eat out of the bin if there's fruit scraps
Speaker 4: in there. She'll let him hake them.
Speaker 6: Jesus, you know what she's doing, Lauren.
Speaker 7: This is a.
Speaker 4: We lower the desk so it's a more appropriate height
Speaker 4: for the dogs. Place.
Speaker 6: This is a workplace.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your anti duke, it's a work place.
Speaker 6: This is about thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Do you treat you didn't like the spinning chair?
Speaker 6: Do you treat your dog like a human or do
Speaker 6: you know someone who does? What do you do?
Speaker 3: My flatmate used to take our dog through the red
Speaker 3: Rooster to drive through and then they would park in
Speaker 3: the bays together and he would like, he would eat
Speaker 3: like a leg and then let the dog have a horn.
Speaker 4: I found that people let their dogs lick the ice
Speaker 4: in their ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a hard no from me.
Speaker 2: Now, you can't get your mouth anywhere any of your
Speaker 2: dogs because.
Speaker 6: You know where it's been nose.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, it's communal. A use a lot of a nourse. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and it doesn't end there, it doesn't, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't be kiss you.
Speaker 2: Can't go try thirteen twenty four that far.
Speaker 6: Do you treat your dog like a human?
Speaker 3: It is Jason Lauren Clint's here as well, and we
Speaker 3: are asking yes on thirteen twenty four ten. Do you
Speaker 3: treat your dog like a human? Weird a friend of
Speaker 3: ours around the other day. I offered a bowl of
Speaker 3: water for a dog, and she asked if we had
Speaker 3: any filtered water.
Speaker 2: So filtered or carbonated.
Speaker 6: No, not carbonated, but filtered, Like you want to won enough.
Speaker 6: We're one of those jugs with the little filter thing
Speaker 6: in it to get all the chemicals out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like that dog just licked another dog's anus, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't think you have to worry about filtered water, don't.
Speaker 2: Well, they they go the region, they get there, they
Speaker 2: get right in there by dog.
Speaker 4: This segment's gone shaped. We just want to know do
Speaker 4: you treat your dog like a human?
Speaker 2: They get in a mood.
Speaker 6: It's when they eat the pooh that really rattles.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that means they're sick.
Speaker 2: You got a spoiled pet?
Speaker 7: Yes, I do.
Speaker 10: Morning guys. How are we good? I have two great
Speaker 10: Danes and every month I travel over an hour to
Speaker 10: take them down to see a dog massage therapist. So
Speaker 10: every month they get a massage.
Speaker 6: Great hang on like an indodor for dogs.
Speaker 10: Not so I don't go like for a spa treatm
Speaker 10: or anything else like that. But she does massage, just
Speaker 10: stretches them out. She treats them with like herbs and things.
Speaker 8: So yes, it's like a dog physio. It's big industry. Yeah, cairos. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Sometimes do you ever go away and take it to
Speaker 8: the pet hotel or the mine sometimes goes to the
Speaker 8: dogs country club and resorts.
Speaker 10: I have before a place in Little River. Yes, you
Speaker 10: can hire out the pool and stuff. Oh you're half
Speaker 10: an hour for.
Speaker 2: Your dog, don't.
Speaker 3: I've got a friend of mine, Cam and James. They
Speaker 3: hire a patch of grass for their dog to run
Speaker 3: around in on the weekend. A private park you go there,
Speaker 3: you pay like for half an hour. You drive in
Speaker 3: the gates if you.
Speaker 4: Live in an apartment or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Park.
Speaker 8: My dogs love the fenced in off lead dog park
Speaker 8: where they make friends. And they've got friends there and
Speaker 8: they see their friends and they go, well it was my.
Speaker 2: Friend the friend look at the bum where they.
Speaker 4: Stop saying that.
Speaker 2: Well that's what they do.
Speaker 4: They sniff, well, they do all sorts.
Speaker 6: They lock the other dogs, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: the other dogs. You the idea.
Speaker 2: Just a little choose your own adventure?
Speaker 6: Can you bark like a dog?
Speaker 8: For?
Speaker 4: What is my friends? Here's my doggie friends. That's what
Speaker 4: Ted would sound like. Pep would sound like if he
Speaker 4: could talk, I'm.
Speaker 2: Trying, I'm not doing would be like, Pep's too busy
Speaker 2: looking bums in the park.
Speaker 3: Would sound like that looks like, let's ask what would
Speaker 3: your dog sound like if they could talk?
Speaker 10: Whatso they're both over raged? Kilo? So Jugo would be
Speaker 10: like probably something like this because he's big and manly
Speaker 10: and stuff like that. And he'd be like I'd come
Speaker 10: home from work and be like, oh, Mom, where've you've been?
Speaker 7: Mom?
Speaker 10: We're gonna go for a walk yet, Mom, Come on, Mom,
Speaker 10: let's go. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4: And what about the other one? There's another one, come on?
Speaker 10: And then I've got and then I've got Quintes first,
Speaker 10: so she's my female. Obviously she's a bit of a princess.
Speaker 10: So walk in the door and should be something like,
Speaker 10: so you've graced me again with your presence? Where have
Speaker 10: you been from last? I don't know if I want
Speaker 10: to patch you just yet. I don't know if you
Speaker 10: want be touching me? And then she'll walk off and
Speaker 10: then she'll come up all excited. So that's how she
Speaker 10: would be. She's been of a twinters.
Speaker 2: They are they on?
Speaker 6: Are they on with each other?
Speaker 2: The partners?
Speaker 10: No, well yougos had the choppy choppy.
Speaker 6: You'll get you.
Speaker 4: Would be deep.
Speaker 6: Do you have a partner? Do you have a partner?
Speaker 7: No, just just my great day?
Speaker 8: Yeah, who needs a partner when you've got Quintessa.
Speaker 6: And Hugo can tell him. We said, hid it is?
Speaker 4: Do it in your dog voice?
Speaker 2: En, wake up feeling good?
Speaker 4: I know one hundred.
Speaker 7: En.
Speaker 4: I'm social, so call