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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Wednesday podcast. It's fitting we ever here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So when we rocked up to work this morning.

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Speaker 1: There was a mysterious box in the studio, very heavy,

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Speaker 1: very heavy. We didn't know what was going on. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was anthrax. So I ran out of the

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Speaker 1: room and I threw myself onto the ground.

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Speaker 3: That was pretty fas I've had that before. That looked

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Speaker 3: like an overreaction.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty dangerous stuff. I mean, I've set an anthrax

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Speaker 1: sandwich once. Remember that's rights that and it didn't do

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Speaker 1: anything at all.

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Speaker 2: That us is expensive, unbelievable old iron guts over here.

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Speaker 2: But we did receive a box. We didn't know who

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Speaker 2: it was from. Tom had a bit of a smile

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Speaker 2: on his face.

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Speaker 1: This is what happened.

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Speaker 3: Can we just mention that there is a large box

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Speaker 3: in the room. This is a surprise by Tom, who's

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Speaker 3: wheeled in this box. Now it stands a meter high.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty decent. I don't no one knows what's in

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Speaker 3: the box. But what I can tell you.

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Speaker 2: Is I've drive Oh yeah, is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head?

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Speaker 4: Tom, It's not. It's far too big for that fits

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Speaker 4: and I've lifted this box and it's incredibly heavy, so heavy.

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Speaker 5: It's not is it?

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Speaker 1: Tom Traboivitch's twenty minutes?

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Speaker 4: It's not? I don't. I mean it arrived yesterday, Yes,

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Speaker 4: in the office, unannounced.

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Speaker 2: Sas Luhmann.

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Speaker 3: Not one of your kids, is Tom?

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Speaker 4: It's not a kid. I don't think it's human. Right,

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Speaker 4: there's no knocking or anything like that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, coming up?

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Speaker 2: Is there like a stranger things?

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Speaker 5: Or like what's big?

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Speaker 3: At the moment we've got what is this big?

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Speaker 5: Top?

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Speaker 1: Is big? What's happened overnights there? Well, you're going to tell.

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Speaker 3: Us at seven Prince Louis, Oh, he's potting your face, Tommy?

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Speaker 3: Is it like a missile from a fighter jet?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you. We're going to give a

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Speaker 4: few clues out between now and six point thirty that

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Speaker 4: you will hear.

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Speaker 1: Is it your next wife, Tom?

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Speaker 2: Today?

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Speaker 3: That's interesting to grow my next one?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the mail is current.

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Speaker 3: He's a human panel because Leno is heading to two GB.

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Speaker 4: But thirteen twenty four ten you can guess as well

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Speaker 4: what's in the box and you might win some Origin.

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Speaker 3: Tickets anything to do with Origin, Tom.

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Speaker 4: I can't say, he's how exciting what if dot com

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Speaker 4: is all about helping Ossie's making the most of every holiday,

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Speaker 4: and now's.

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Speaker 1: The time to unapologetically holiday bigger and better than ever before.

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Speaker 3: Jump online or on the what If app and book

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Speaker 3: You'll get away today?

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Speaker 1: What if it's Ossie for travel?

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Speaker 2: You know what this is? It's freaking me out. Is

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Speaker 2: something going to jump out?

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Speaker 4: Tom I can give you another clue if you want.

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Speaker 1: It's right behind me and I don't have eyes on

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Speaker 1: it at the moment.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's a meter tall, it's really heavy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a big wooden box. It does say London

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Speaker 4: on it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, in the box to remember?

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Speaker 3: Give him a bootloady, Tommy, we flew over the World's

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Speaker 3: Smallest Man from Nepaul a while ago. But he's not

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Speaker 5: Is he?

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Speaker 6: Well, he died? Why would they send him back?

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Speaker 5: Good questions?

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Speaker 3: Actually he's in the box, but it's just buried in

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Speaker 3: the ground.

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Speaker 6: Fortune. That's not nice.

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Speaker 1: Weekend at Dangy's would be Jared in Fairfield. What do

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Speaker 1: you think is in the box?

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Speaker 5: Jared?

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Speaker 2: Can you give us any type of clue?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Boys, are you strong?

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Speaker 5: Jared?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the jerseys.

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Speaker 3: Not too heavy? The box is really heavy, Jared, it's

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Speaker 3: really heavy. Another game you have another.

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Speaker 2: Crack, go for it.

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Speaker 7: Maybe a pair of boots.

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Speaker 5: Interesting A Williams could be Jared.

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Speaker 2: Are you have you been to an Origin game before?

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Speaker 3: Jared?

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Speaker 7: I'm boys, I'm actually going to my first game to

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Speaker 7: That's beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Jared, that's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: You're going to love it, mate.

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Speaker 3: All right, well there's our first guesses from Jared. Wat's

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Speaker 3: in the box?

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Speaker 1: Lena?

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Speaker 2: From Miranda, she's just giving us a call. What would

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Speaker 2: you like to say? Lena?

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Speaker 7: I think it's the next player maybe bo Ryan like

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Speaker 7: getting into a box.

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Speaker 1: Right there?

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't have gone there, Lena. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: We could squeeze right into that box.

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Speaker 1: That would be an amazing race, would move. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to James and Willoughby. What did you think is in

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Speaker 1: the box? James?

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Speaker 7: Morning, guys, I'm thinking of Tommy got some old merchandise

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Speaker 7: from Big Brother with.

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Speaker 2: The old chair from BB four.

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Speaker 4: No, that's on level four.

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Speaker 5: We've actually got that in another box.

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Speaker 6: Tommy said it ties to London.

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Speaker 3: London, legal London, Belle.

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Speaker 8: I swear I'm standing by my princess. Is it is

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Speaker 8: it like plate and merchant and stuff says.

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Speaker 4: It could be something very very valuable.

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Speaker 3: Is it touring Tommy, or do we get to keep it?

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Speaker 2: You get to keep it.

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Speaker 6: There's only one and there's two of them, so how

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Speaker 6: are you going to do that?

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Speaker 4: Well, there only one, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what, mate, it better be good because

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Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood this morning.

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Speaker 2: Surprise, I tell you. Let me just say that your

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Speaker 2: job's on the line.

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Speaker 1: Toddy in Campbelltown, you had something to tell the team.

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Speaker 3: Toddy, Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 5: It can't of been that good.

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Speaker 1: Todd, Brittany and Campbelltown, what did you think? What do

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Speaker 1: you think is in the box?

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Speaker 2: Please help us out, Brits Hey, I.

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Speaker 7: Reckon it could be a dinosaur from Jurassic World.

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Speaker 3: Brittany, you have done some thinking.

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Speaker 1: Well that's that the movie comes out this Thursday tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: It could be a t rex head.

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Speaker 2: It's not bad.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, do you guys be happy?

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Speaker 3: If it was a dinosaur bone, I would suggest it

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Speaker 3: would need to be small arm or lower limb your size.

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Speaker 6: A small arm, are you kidding?

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Speaker 5: Dinosaur?

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Speaker 3: The t rex has the smallest hand that.

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Speaker 6: Was proportionate to his body. That box is not.

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Speaker 5: The arm in the.

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Speaker 3: Muscle memory there at all, No muscle memory who never

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Speaker 3: grew up playing sport.

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Speaker 2: No Richard in Fairfield. Any ideas?

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Speaker 3: Is it the queen or is it the Queen? That

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Speaker 3: would be great now that Tommy would could get you

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Speaker 3: Executive Producer of the Year according to the Radio Awards

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Speaker 3: if you managed to smuggle the Queen into Australia in

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Speaker 3: a box.

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Speaker 1: Wow, alive, this is sick. This makes me what's happened?

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Speaker 1: But he's sick at the moment. At the moment, Iceberg.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you can find a cheap Iceberg, let

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Speaker 1: us you will hear this Iceburg.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: People trying to rush in and get a cheap letters.

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Speaker 2: Because you know what they're selling for at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Twelve bucks ahead.

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Speaker 3: Women and children to the Iceberg letters.

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Speaker 5: Is it absolute, Joe, Tommy? Is it a gold lettuce

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Speaker 5: in the box?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: That could be good on the boxes quickly. We've already

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Speaker 4: given out two clues that you may have missed.

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Speaker 3: Guys, what do you mean we've given out too clues

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Speaker 3: to London.

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Speaker 6: That was one of.

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Speaker 4: The there's been another big clue. Anyway, everything coming up.

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Speaker 3: You're messing with my mind, tom You're playing with my mind.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get back on the iceberg letters twelve bucks ahead.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy and this is the headline, Sarah, I'll

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Speaker 1: get you to read that out. That's making me even sick.

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Speaker 8: Let Us shortage forces KFC to put cabbage in bergers.

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Speaker 3: And it wasn't there a lettuce a lettuce pun that

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Speaker 3: could have been played in that title. I would have

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Speaker 3: thought with lettuces at twelve dollars there would have been

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Speaker 3: a lettuce pun like let us have one cheaper. Did

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Speaker 3: you see what the two women were doing the other day?

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Speaker 2: I like the CAFs one better cool?

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Speaker 5: Okay, did you.

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Speaker 3: See what the two women were doing where they saw

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Speaker 3: the price of the lettuce? So what they were doing

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Speaker 3: in a hair When you go to buy lettus there

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Speaker 3: might be sort of the loose greens around, like there's

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Speaker 3: a bit of fringe lettuce hanging off it in your throat,

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Speaker 3: in the bin or whatever you get rid of it

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Speaker 3: before you put your lettuce in your trolley. They were

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Speaker 3: taking all the greens off the lettuce, all the fringe

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Speaker 3: bits that were falling off the lettuces, and then putting

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Speaker 3: them into a bag and taking them for free, taking

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Speaker 3: them for free, says that's yeah, because it wasn't ahead

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Speaker 3: of lettuce. You weren't buying the lettuce, you were buying

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Speaker 3: the leftover peel off the lettuce.

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Speaker 1: Now it's due to the recent heavy rains and flooding

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Speaker 1: in crueens Man. I've never heard of it. I mean

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Speaker 1: we've heard of what other things that.

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Speaker 6: Were doing had the banana shorter.

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Speaker 1: Banana shortage is all the way.

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Speaker 3: I mean you avocado ska rocket every now and then

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Speaker 3: blueberries I've seen up around the nine ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: Well, when I was putting the pins in the strawberries,

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Speaker 1: you do you remember that?

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Speaker 5: That's right, that took me ages to do it.

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Speaker 3: God, well done with that.

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Speaker 2: But lettuce, but do you know what lettuce is?

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Speaker 5: No? Lettuce is good mate?

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Speaker 1: What do you need lettuce?

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Speaker 5: Full sandwich and salad sandwich in your salad?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: And it brings that crunch.

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful if you get a fresh iceberg. This is

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Speaker 3: what we do, very very simple. It's known as a

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Speaker 3: whipflea salad. It's just chopped tomatoes, lettuce, sunflower oil, lemon

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Speaker 3: and salt. See you later. It's extremely refreshing, so simple.

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Speaker 2: There were too actual ingredients too, Keen tomato.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly right.

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Speaker 5: Simple.

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Speaker 2: It's like a peace sweet garden salad.

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Speaker 5: I just said, it's a very simple.

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Speaker 6: Coats, cheese or something in there.

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Speaker 3: You can, but it's not that type of salad. No,

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Speaker 3: it's not that salad, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: So the whipflea salad, you can't do it at the

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Speaker 1: moment because it's too expense.

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Speaker 5: Can't afford it, mate, there's no way.

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Speaker 3: We bought our falfa the other day, and you know

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Speaker 5: I don't know little rascals.

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Speaker 6: Your kids love it.

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Speaker 1: You've got to show the kids.

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Speaker 8: The kid with the hand he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: But I don't know much about little rascals or our falfa.

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Speaker 5: Our falfa underrated. Turn around and look at the TV.

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Speaker 5: Fit's let us crunch.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's talking about the panic iceberg lettuce. You can't and

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Speaker 3: there's absolutely no way you can suggest that you can

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Speaker 3: replace a lettuce with a cabbage.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it should be using don't hate cabbage.

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Speaker 1: But don't even think about bringing up our fulfa letters

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Speaker 3: What's in coleslaw that that's cabbage.

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 6: That's terrible too, But enough Mayo you can get through.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you punch Mao.

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Speaker 2: Right, So we're going to do the mystery boxes.

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Speaker 1: Tommy straight.

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Speaker 5: Plays out.

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Speaker 2: So we will.

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Speaker 1: Open the mystery box we have been sent from London.

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Speaker 1: How many clues are in there? Just one or a couple.

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Speaker 4: There's actually been a third clue.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a nice letters.

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Speaker 4: It's not, it's not it's not a lettuce, but it is.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to warning out. It's going to shock you.

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Speaker 3: Tommy.

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Speaker 4: Is it valuable, Yes, extremely valuable.

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Speaker 3: It must be something to do with the Queen.

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Speaker 4: It's possibly one of the best things we've ever been

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Speaker 4: set when you put possibly.

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Speaker 3: In front of that Sharon's guitar from the Jubilee. Later,

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Speaker 3: I'll be in the corner smoking find out. All right.

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Speaker 1: So we wrapped up to work. This morning's freezing outside.

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Speaker 2: Chili sun will be out.

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Speaker 1: Though I don't know about it. In here though we

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. There's a box in the

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Speaker 1: We don't know. Tom's been very cagey about this. He said,

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Speaker 2: Dropped a cup close on the show.

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Speaker 5: It's a big it's a big sorry.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're doing a cross from the corner of the.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in the corner of the studio because we're

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Speaker 3: about to open the box. It's a big wooden box, right,

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Speaker 3: so it's all screwed together. We're going to need to

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Speaker 3: unscrew it to get into this box. It says Fragile

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Speaker 3: on the side of the box, and it stands about

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Speaker 3: a meter high and sort of four hundred deep. Tommy

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Speaker 3: has told us it has flown all the way from

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now, I don't know if it's flown or gone on

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Speaker 4: don't know, Like I think, I think it's.

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Speaker 5: Too heavy for an aircraft.

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Speaker 3: Huge call.

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Speaker 4: There is a drill over there if you don't mind

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Speaker 4: unscrewing or beginning the.

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Speaker 5: What do you remember by that, guys?

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Speaker 3: It is so heavy.

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Speaker 4: Finally, the tape course is.

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Speaker 8: Pain Come on, no, that's the wrong way, lefty, Lucy.

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Speaker 5: So we're ripping a couple of screws out here.

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Speaker 1: Doing a bit of an audio there.

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Speaker 3: I wonder you able to hear it can do that

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Speaker 3: because if you understand, these drills are Tommy, we take

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Speaker 3: the top off first, let's take the lead off.

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Speaker 2: You should.

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Speaker 5: Don'torry about the screw ss.

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Speaker 3: So what I'm looking at right now, there's two boxes

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Speaker 3: within the box. Tommy, you said there's absolutely no way

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Speaker 3: we're going to be able to pull these out.

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Speaker 5: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So is that a receipt?

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Speaker 3: Tommy, I just saw something.

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Speaker 5: Is it a missile?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Said Fits. I'm going to need your helpier.

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Speaker 3: I think we're going to have to lift it off

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Speaker 3: the trolley to help. I think we're going to have

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Speaker 3: to lift it off the trolley and then lie it down.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, let's lift it this way. Do you think

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Speaker 5: it is Oh, it's got to be fifty kgs. So

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Speaker 5: let's go your way. Fits.

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Speaker 4: That music dramatic.

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Speaker 6: Isn't it a Russian ballet?

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Speaker 1: No? We lower it down.

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Speaker 4: I would lower it down down, okay, And then you

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Speaker 4: are going to their inside there are two smaller wooden boxes.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to hand you this. I'm going to hand

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Speaker 4: you this, but this was the delivery notice. Can I

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Speaker 4: give this to you?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to fragile this way up?

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Speaker 4: This is the delivery notice.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what does it say? Fits?

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Speaker 2: It's collect from Ed Sheeron. What okay, collect from Ed

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Speaker 2: Sheeron in London?

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Speaker 3: What is the I mean Ed Shearon we mentioned could

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Speaker 3: have been his guitar from the Jubilee.

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Speaker 6: It's a bit of an odd box to fit a guitar.

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Speaker 1: We've given ed some amazing gifts over the years. We

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Speaker 1: made the cake, yeah, that he remembered he head butted

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Speaker 1: and there was a wire.

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Speaker 2: In there that nelly went into his.

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Speaker 3: Eye, right?

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Speaker 1: What else? Remember the gold toilet that we gave him. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Last time we spoke to him though, fits he said

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Speaker 3: I'll send something over.

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Speaker 5: Remember that. I'm sure he meant to something about the

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Speaker 5: exchange of gifts.

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Speaker 6: Tommy, Yes, Tommy, need to open his.

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Speaker 4: The two are the same, I think for time purposes

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Speaker 4: will probably only open one right now. It's half the

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Speaker 4: lead of the smaller boxes halfway off. You also gave

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Speaker 4: ed the cocktail shaker as Well's there's too.

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Speaker 1: Many screws whippers heaving.

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Speaker 5: Starting all right? If you can get me a pie

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Speaker 5: in a canner? Mother, should we go to a couple

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Speaker 5: of calls On's breakfast? You got all right?

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Speaker 4: Fits more one more screw before we find out what

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Speaker 4: is in this box?

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Speaker 3: All right, lift that up?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh that's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: There it is.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 3: It is a It is a giant, giant penis.

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Speaker 5: It is a giant member marble. It's marble. Is it

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Speaker 5: a giant marble and gold marble?

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Speaker 3: It's almost it looks a bit like you fits.

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Speaker 1: So is this the same one that he gave to

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Speaker 1: Elton John You might remember this moment when we spoke

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Speaker 1: to Elton last. I've just done two interviews that they've

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Speaker 1: spoken about this marble penis.

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Speaker 2: They've got Elton.

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Speaker 1: So if you guys want one.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 5: We're going to give you gifts.

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Speaker 3: This is amazing. Did you say marbled?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean it can be sandstone.

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Speaker 3: Sorry I thought no, I thought you said marvel like four.

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Speaker 1: No, he sent you to We finally got one, and

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Speaker 1: it's painted green and gold.

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Speaker 5: Did you have to put the veins on it?

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Speaker 3: Tommy? So it's actually a dick in the box. How

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Speaker 3: did we not guess that? I mean, it's a beautiful member.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, wow, that can go with all the

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Speaker 5: other dings that we haven't known you got is, Tommy?

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Speaker 5: How do we thank you, Sheira, I don't send it

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Speaker 5: back A giant for Donna.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, what do no wonder? Had at six thirty

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Speaker 2: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone to wait yet.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Ed.

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Speaker 2: We've got a bit of a surprise.

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Speaker 1: Huge box that was in the studio when we walked in.

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Speaker 1: Then we found out that it was a package scent

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Speaker 1: from Ed Sheeron. Didn't know what was in there. It

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Speaker 1: was very very heavy. We had a conversation with Ed

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Speaker 1: Shearon not long ago about a gift that he gave

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Speaker 1: to Elton. John just done two interviews that they've spoken

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Speaker 1: about this marble penis they got Elton. So if you

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Speaker 5: We're meant to give you gifts.

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Speaker 3: This is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Did you say marbled, Well, I mean it can be sandstone.

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Speaker 5: Sorry I thought no.

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Speaker 3: I thought you said marvel like four.

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Speaker 1: No, no, so we thought he was joking. He's actually

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Speaker 1: said to come.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what about it? They're very aggressive looking.

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Speaker 2: Green and gold too.

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Speaker 3: The Australian they're at full mast. It's quite the member.

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Speaker 3: It stands almost to meet and it's it's bigger than

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Speaker 3: I thought.

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Speaker 2: It's very heavy.

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Speaker 1: Church to me, where are we going to put this, well,

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Speaker 1: this is the thing because they're so large, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you guys were to take them home,

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Speaker 4: I don't know where where would you keep them in

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Speaker 4: the house?

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Speaker 5: Frond A good question.

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Speaker 3: Just in the corner of the room like a We

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Speaker 6: It's a doorstop, front door.

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Speaker 5: It could also block a draft.

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Speaker 3: Says, it's so long it could lie alongside your door.

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Speaker 3: The door snake, Yes, the giant door snake.

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Speaker 2: Replace it with a couple of people that work in

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Speaker 2: our office. I suppose that.

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Speaker 5: Is completely unfair. And what you come on?

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Speaker 3: Good Tommy? How do you how do you give back

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Speaker 3: for d Shearan? How could we possibly spoil a giant?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what we've given him over the years.

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Speaker 1: We have given him some amazing gifts we've looked after

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Speaker 1: and so it's great that we've got something. I don't

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Speaker 1: know where we're going to put it though, But Tommy,

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Speaker 1: we've got to get him on the show just to

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Speaker 1: thank him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll try. We're trying to get him this morning.

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Speaker 4: It might be next week, but he's will definitely get

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Speaker 8: So it's quite aggressive, isn't it a little bit absently,

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Speaker 8: not going to fight you to take it.

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Speaker 5: No, but I love the detail he's gone into with

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Speaker 5: the painting.

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Speaker 3: It's green and gold represents the Aussies.

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Speaker 4: Two radio members, it'd be a funny fight to watch,

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Speaker 4: says if.

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Speaker 8: You did take you only fans mate, WHOA.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about Apple.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday they and veiled some major changes to the iPhone

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Speaker 1: software updates.

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Speaker 5: What do we got.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've got a new Apple Air, MacBook Air

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Speaker 1: coming out super charged, Apple Pay Later as well, where

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Speaker 1: you can pay later. Yeah, there's new versions on car

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Speaker 1: Play in your car as well. But the big one

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Speaker 1: that we need to talk about is they've finally launched

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Speaker 1: the edit undo buttons. Now, this is to do with

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Speaker 1: your text messages. With eye message, when you send somebody

459
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Speaker 1: a text, if you look at it and go, oh

460
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Speaker 1: my gosh, I can't believe I've sent that, or you've

461
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Speaker 1: stuffed that up, you can now rectify Sarah and delete it.

462
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Speaker 1: So even after you've sent it, you can delete it.

463
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Speaker 1: What I want to know, it's like with WhatsApp, when

464
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Speaker 1: you send one on WhatsApp, Yeah, and you know how

465
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Speaker 1: you delete it. It sells everyone in the WhatsApp group that.

466
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Speaker 5: Has deleted the message, So the questions more questions.

467
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Speaker 1: Are asked afterwards.

468
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Speaker 2: That this is the thing.

469
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Speaker 1: I wonder if they do. I wonder if they do

470
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Speaker 1: say that that this this message has been deleted.

471
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Speaker 3: You can I mean, when you delete your own messages,

472
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Speaker 3: it looks like it leaves a bit of a whole.

473
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Speaker 3: If you've ever done.

474
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Speaker 8: That before, you can only delete it if no one's

475
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Speaker 8: looked at it. You can't delete it.

476
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Speaker 5: So if you've received it.

477
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Speaker 8: So I can already delete a message like I think you,

478
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Speaker 8: it's that.

479
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Speaker 5: If you've sent it.

480
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Speaker 8: If I send it to you, but you haven't looked

481
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Speaker 8: at it yet, this is how WhatsApp works. I can

482
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Speaker 8: delete it, but only if you've not looked at it, right,

483
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Speaker 8: I imagine this.

484
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Speaker 2: And the other thing is, well you only get fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: That's yes, panic, yeah, But which which I think you're

486
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Speaker 1: going to be all right? If you stuff up a

487
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Speaker 1: text message? Do you know straight away that you've made

488
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Speaker 1: a mistake.

489
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Speaker 3: What's interesting where you can have a bit of fun.

490
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Speaker 3: I mean our group chat, our group chat that goes

491
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Speaker 3: around can sometimes on a Friday night, skew if off

492
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Speaker 3: the course of appropriate kind of slides off the appropriate mountain.

493
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Speaker 3: Sometimes knowing you can have that joke that you want

494
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Speaker 3: to make and for fifteen minutes you can have a

495
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Speaker 3: bit of a laugh on the wrong side of life

496
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Speaker 3: and then delete it. Sorry, guys, I don't know what

497
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Speaker 3: you're talking about. I never wrote that. I never said that.

498
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Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go back into time and say

499
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Speaker 1: sorry to Will Sangster, who I played football with, very

500
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Speaker 1: close teammate of mine, and we had a mad Monday

501
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Speaker 1: and Will went to the toilet and left his phone

502
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Speaker 1: what did you do on the bench? And I wrote

503
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Speaker 1: a message I've always wanted to sleep with you and

504
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Speaker 1: sent it to the first female on his phone, who Sarah.

505
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Speaker 1: When we got to the next pub, we all walked

506
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Speaker 1: in and said, did.

507
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Speaker 2: Any anybody send a message to my auntie?

508
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Speaker 3: I mean, I know he loves his family, but I mean,

509
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Speaker 3: I don't know if.

510
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Speaker 1: That's I mean, if I could, I mean, it was

511
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Speaker 1: probably longer than fifteen minutes, but I could have deleted

512
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Speaker 1: that one.

513
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Speaker 2: I regret doing it.

514
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Speaker 3: Do you know what's a power Do you know it's

515
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Speaker 3: a power move if someone was to send you a

516
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Speaker 3: message where you thought was inappropriate or a heavy handed

517
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Speaker 3: and you can write back.

518
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Speaker 5: Quick tip. You can now delete your messages.

519
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Speaker 2: I do that now see the other thing as well.

520
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Speaker 3: I'll help you out. Delete your message you don't think

521
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Speaker 3: your words and get back to me.

522
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Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't know. I've become a lot quicker.

523
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Speaker 1: I've been a lot quicker at you know when you

524
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Speaker 1: read no screenshotting Sarah. So if someone writes something and

525
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Speaker 1: you go, this is is a beauty screenshot straight away,

526
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: and you go, I've got you. Even if you try

527
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Speaker 1: to tell me that on WhatsApp, I've got you. I

528
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Speaker 1: wonder if you can do that. So can you still screenshot?

529
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Speaker 1: If they stuff up and then they delete, you've still

530
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Speaker 1: got the evidence.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if the boffins at Apple could make your message

532
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Speaker 3: disappear from a screenshot. You look at the photo, it's

533
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 3: blanked out, it's just disappeared. Once again, you're right on

534
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Speaker 3: as an innocent.

535
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Speaker 2: Man on Still my phone is still picking up.

536
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 1: When I say to my mom, honey, i'll be home

537
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes, it's replacing honey with homie.

538
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, hey, homie, homy, I'll be home at fifteen minutes.

539
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Speaker 1: I'm just wrapping on the corner drive by in fifteen

540
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Speaker 1: minutes thirteen, twenty fourteen. Is there one that stands out

541
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Speaker 1: in your mind, one text message over the years that

542
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Speaker 1: you wish that Apple would introduce this software update and

543
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: you could go back and you could take it away.

544
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 3: But imagine if you were in a previous relationship and

545
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 3: you look at your messages now and they've gone back

546
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 3: over time and literally deleted every message they've sent to you,

547
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 3: and you realize you're just chatting, chatting to yourself.

548
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Speaker 1: The greatest mistake everybody makes is that they when they're

549
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: teeing off on someone right, and they're sending it to

550
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: somebody else because they're thinking about that person that they're

551
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: teeing off on, they always send that message to them.

552
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 3: Easy to do, and I've thought about it. I've thought

553
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: about smashing my phone on the ground in the hope

554
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 3: of stopping that message. If I destroy the phone, will

555
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 3: the message be stopped? Panic, she's your phone.

556
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Even Julian Musandre'd be pretty shocked

557
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: with what's in your phone?

558
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Speaker 3: No, I was remember the message I told you that

559
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Speaker 3: I sent to a landlord when I lived with Gary,

560
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Speaker 3: and it was not very good about oh yeah, yeah,

561
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Speaker 3: And I sent it to her sent it directly to her,

562
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Speaker 3: and she just wrote back, I don't think this was

563
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Speaker 3: for me. Now get your head around this. Let me

564
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 3: know what you think. Okay, try thank you. There's a

565
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Speaker 3: girl by the name of Caroline. She's twenty six, she's

566
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Speaker 3: very attractive. She is an aerospace engineer.

567
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Speaker 1: She how much study is involved with that?

568
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Speaker 5: That's so true.

569
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Speaker 2: I mean that's not about a lot of arts.

570
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Speaker 3: Eighth at least three weeks. Here's the thing. She is single,

571
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 3: she's on the dating app. She never ever gets a match.

572
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to date beautiful Caroline. She then one of

573
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 3: her friends said to her, a guy friend, maybe it's

574
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Speaker 3: because you've got your occupation on there. She then deleted

575
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 3: aerospace engineer and wrote things like stupid and funny, and

576
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 3: they started flooding.

577
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Speaker 5: It's a floor, isn't it.

578
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Speaker 3: It's a real flaw in the culture because you're threatened, gents,

579
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: aren't you. You're threatened by the brains of an intelligent woman.

580
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Speaker 1: She doesn't obviously want to go on dates with any of.

581
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: Those guys, does she.

582
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: Is there a certain dating app for intelligence? You would

583
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: think that there is.

584
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 3: Tommy's on smart checks dot com.

585
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 4: No, but you're on sugar daddy dot com, she said.

586
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 3: After sharing the dilemma on Instagram yesterday, many women came

587
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Speaker 3: forward saying that they had similar experiences when they stated

588
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 3: their occupation, which was considered a highly intelligent occupation.

589
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Speaker 8: The problem with this is that I have a girlfriend

590
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 8: who's exactly like this, but her job, the title of it,

591
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 8: isn't as intimidating as when you meet her. She is

592
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 8: just ridiculously smart and blokes just run.

593
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Speaker 2: But see also the other thing as well, Sarah, is

594
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Speaker 2: the majority of these.

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Speaker 1: Dating apps, you're going on there for one thing, and

596
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Speaker 1: I don't think majority of the time it's for love.

597
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: It's for love for one night?

598
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 2: Is it?

599
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Speaker 6: Sometimes people go on the app legitimately.

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Speaker 8: But the problem is if she lies about her job,

601
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 8: they're still going to meet her, and she's still going

602
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 8: to be intelligent, and they're still going.

603
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 6: To walk off.

604
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at least they're going to get in the door.

605
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Speaker 3: Do you think it says? I mean, is it the

606
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 3: intimidation of an intelligent woman? Is it the power play

607
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: of the man wanting to feel like he's a man

608
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 3: in the relationship ship and controlling things.

609
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Speaker 6: I don't think you can put that on every bloke.

610
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Speaker 8: But I do think guys don't like no one likes

611
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 8: to feel silly, like you don't like to feel stupid.

612
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 8: And I think maybe as a generalization, maybe men are

613
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 8: faster to take it. Personally, if a woman appears to

614
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 8: be smarter than them, then in reverse, I.

615
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: Would say that she's looking for someone. The opposite though,

616
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 1: would she should be looking for someone to make a

617
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: laugh or with someone with.

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Speaker 8: So if you stuck it out and didn't feel intimidated

619
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Speaker 8: by the fact that she has an intellectual job, but

620
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 8: you probably meet someone who connects with on all these

621
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 8: other levels.

622
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 3: Because Lisa and I when we argue at home, and

623
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 3: it'll be like, Ah, why do you leave the yogurt

624
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 3: in the fridge? It's past the years by date and

625
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 3: it's getting fungus on it.

626
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 5: I've got two friends and as he's still eating it,

627
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 5: do you know what I mean?

628
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 3: Why do you leave his shoes there? Like I could

629
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 3: trip over that in the middle of the night. Movie shoes.

630
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 5: This is this sort of stuff.

631
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 3: I've got two friends that are doctors, and I wonder

632
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 3: what their arguments are, Like I always I feel like

633
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: they would even argue on a higher intelligent level.

634
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Speaker 5: Made that incision there.

635
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 3: Oh, you fool.

636
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Speaker 6: I might have some of that, But they have the

637
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 6: same fights you do.

638
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 5: I don't think they do.

639
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 6: They're incredibly messy.

640
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 3: I feel like they'd be going, okay, could you grab

641
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 3: a seat, I'd like to talk to you about something

642
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 3: in particular, here's this and this. I feel like they

643
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: would be so much more crafted and clever in their

644
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: discussions about how we can fix a problem.

645
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 5: Instead of me.

646
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: Going movie shoes, you're drunk.

647
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: They would still have just as many problems as we

648
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,719
Speaker 1: do in a relationship. Yeah, they go to their medicine cabinet.

649
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: There's no better dean in there, without a doubt.

650
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 3: But you know what, these guys who don't want to

651
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 3: date because she's an aerospace engineer, they're not giving her

652
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 3: a chance. No, they're not, because they're thinking if I

653
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 3: get and get in an argument, whether she's going to

654
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 3: crush me, going to crush me every time.

655
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: It's very intimidating it is to go and approach a

656
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Speaker 1: girl if you know that she's super intelligent.

657
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 8: But why though I would never feel it like my

658
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 8: husband's much more intelligent than I.

659
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Speaker 5: I don't care.

660
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 6: I think it's great. I love them when he talks

661
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Speaker 6: and I get to listen to.

662
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 2: Because I've got him, sir.

663
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Speaker 3: I think if i'm when a room says, and I go,

664
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 3: yours aerospace engineer, right, And the girl next to you,

665
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: she does make up in the shopping department whatever, what

666
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 3: kind of she just puts makeup on it. Maybe it's

667
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 3: Mabel and she does testers in David Jones. But she

668
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 3: might be very intelligent, but that's what she does. To

669
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 3: walk up and start a conversation is far more easier

670
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: with the makeup girl than with you.

671
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 6: But that's in your head.

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00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 8: You're putting limitation on yourself because find the whatever engineer.

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Speaker 6: I don't even kind of even say a.

674
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Speaker 3: Job, because I'll be thinking your intelligence is going to

675
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 3: judge me.

676
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 8: But I might still put makeup on and I might

677
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 8: still do all these So whatever you're about to say

678
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 8: to the makeup.

679
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 6: Girl, high, how is your weekend?

680
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Speaker 8: I had a weekend too. You said this woman had

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Speaker 8: a weekend. Maybe she walked her dog, maybe she watched Yellowstone.

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Speaker 3: She would have done more intelligence that it's a mental

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Speaker 3: barrier that he didn't get.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And like you said, if you went in their

685
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Speaker 1: confident going, I'm going to really trying to make it.

686
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Speaker 1: I'm going to make it laugh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 5: I got space rockets.

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Speaker 2: I think that you would get Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well that's through lift and drag again.

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Speaker 1: But even if you try, she can go at the

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Speaker 1: toilet pound down from ten.

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Speaker 3: And we had a great call on the show a

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Speaker 3: while ago. Do we have that grab about how to

695
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Speaker 3: get gifts from celebrities and billionaires?

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Speaker 1: This is this is a great life improved, really really clever,

697
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: and it's look, you know, any chance that we can

698
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Speaker 1: get some coin or his off, anyone, anyone who has

699
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Speaker 1: a load of money.

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Speaker 2: We've got to try to do it.

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Speaker 5: We have listened to this.

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Speaker 7: You invite celebrities and billionaires to your wedding and on

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Speaker 7: the invitation you're write it was so good seeing you

704
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Speaker 7: last time, hope to see you again. They probably won't come,

705
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Speaker 7: but they're secretarials and you're a really nice gift.

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Speaker 2: It's brilliant, is it?

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Speaker 5: It is?

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Speaker 3: The thing is you would also need to make sure

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Speaker 3: that the invite sounds friendly enough that the secretary might go, oh,

710
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Speaker 3: they must know them because they're referencing that.

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Speaker 1: But you can't be too close, no, because if it

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Speaker 1: sounds like you're too close they may go to their

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Speaker 1: line and say or you know they're the person that

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Speaker 1: they're working for and say, oh, you must really know

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Speaker 1: this person. Do you want to go to this wedding?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never heard heard of Steve.

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00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:08,719
Speaker 2: You've got it.

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Speaker 1: You've got to be flicked to the side.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So did we?

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Speaker 1: I wrote one last time?

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Speaker 5: Did you go? Well?

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Speaker 1: You, Sarah? You said, why don't I write one to

723
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Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling?

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Speaker 2: Him? I do love him?

725
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Speaker 5: Okay, So you think you could get something out of

726
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Speaker 5: Ryan Gosling.

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Speaker 1: So I'm about to send this to his pa.

728
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: Sure, to Ryan and Eva, I would ask how have

730
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Speaker 1: you been? But the evidence suggests that you're doing all

731
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: right with yourself friendly hahaha. I missed those laughs from

732
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Speaker 1: our teenage years. See what I've done. Then, First of all,

733
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Speaker 1: apologies for the delay in catching up with you. I

734
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Speaker 1: know how busy your life has become. In parallel to that,

735
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Speaker 1: how hectic mine has also been. Remember hectic Harold at school?

736
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Speaker 1: Absolute mad man, extra friendly. Going way back way back, Ryan,

737
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Speaker 1: I have fallen in love with an Australian goddess by

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Speaker 1: the name of Belinda, and I'm here to inform you

739
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Speaker 1: of an imminent matrimony. Yes, you guess correctly. I'm finally

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Speaker 1: getting married at the end of this year and making

741
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Speaker 1: the journey down to where Belinda grew up, a quaint

742
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Speaker 1: little town called Portnalunga. We would love to have you

743
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Speaker 1: and Eva there if possible, and I would love if

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00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: you could maybe say a few words about us growing

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Speaker 1: up together.

746
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 3: Too much man my man.

747
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 2: Wrote, there are a few things off limits.

748
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Speaker 1: Don't bring up that night with missus downing on the

749
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Speaker 1: baseball pitch. To really hope that the family as well,

750
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Speaker 1: and look forward to your response. Thanks. And then I

751
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: wrote a fake invite Fitzi and Belinda. It's going to

752
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Speaker 1: be Saturday, third of December. And I just picked a winery.

753
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: We're a winery and that might be nice. And because

754
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: they might google it.

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00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 3: You've gone too hard, I've gone too friendly.

756
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Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of things he probably wouldn't remember.

757
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 3: But when you've not only asked, you're chasing a gift

758
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Speaker 3: from the celebrity, you're chasing gift from Ryan Gosling. Right.

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Speaker 5: The fact that you have gone.

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00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 3: Into could you also speak then puts it into the

761
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Speaker 3: category of official duties, which is a different pile.

762
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Speaker 1: Now I think what it is, it's because he's such

763
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Speaker 1: a superstar.

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Speaker 2: I've asked him to talk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon that the personal assistant will go on,

766
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: hadn't seen each other for ages.

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Speaker 2: Ryan's not going to like getting up and talking. I

768
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Speaker 2: might just send them a gift.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but Harold is not a very American name, and

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Speaker 8: I reckon you would know even if you've forgotten a

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Speaker 8: lot about your childhood, you remember if you went to

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Speaker 8: school with Harold?

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Speaker 6: Maybe checking something else?

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Speaker 1: Harold absolute, Man, you've.

775
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Speaker 3: Gone into the pile of prom invites.

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Speaker 5: How many invites to a prom?

777
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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 5: Reckon?

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Speaker 3: Ryan Gosling gets you've gone into that pile your prom

780
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Speaker 3: your promster.

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00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: You're still I know I've got a prom mate.

782
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Speaker 3: I've gone and I think this is a bit over

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Speaker 3: the line. I've gone friendly, but not as hard as

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Speaker 3: you and mine is for Oprah Winfrey. God, Yeah, I

785
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 3: mean how much school together is.

786
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Speaker 8: Hi?

787
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Speaker 5: Hope it's all his well with you instead?

788
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: Man, So just building the rapport there, as you know,

789
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 3: because I know you have a reminder in your calendar

790
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 3: each year. It's my thirty fifth birthday and it's fast approaching.

791
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 5: In November. I'm writing to.

792
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: Invite you to the party that I'm going to be

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Speaker 3: throwing in Sydney on the eighteenth. It's been so long

794
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 3: since we've caught up hashtag thanks COVID, So there's a

795
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 3: reason we haven't caught up. And there's so much there's

796
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: only so much online chess we can play together.

797
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 5: This is the secretary reading it.

798
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: But we need to catch up in person and have

799
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Speaker 3: a couple of good old mount frothioscoes.

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Speaker 5: Or as you like to call them. I putin Freese.

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Speaker 3: I still laugh about the night you made up that joke,

802
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 3: so compliment to her through the secret I really hope.

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Speaker 5: You can make it.

804
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll have We'll have Lisa's famous beef beef dish

805
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 3: that she's made for you before.

806
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 5: It'll be beautiful.

807
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 3: My love to close, My love to Gail, Mikey to Gail.

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00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 3: You just said Stedman, Yes, Stedman and Gail the best.

809
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 8: Friend's got COVID, so it's nice to show concerns.

810
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: And we were focusing on a wedding. Why would she

811
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: come down for a thirty fifth birthday?

812
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 5: It's a function.

813
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: So how do you know her?

814
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 3: Because we we we just have met through the industry,

815
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 3: but we've played chess together online.

816
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Speaker 8: It's dangerous to say thirty five like you're sending a picture.

817
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're forty two.

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00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: You look she if she's feeling old, like if she's

819
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: having one of those days where she's feeling old, she

820
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 3: wants to come to the land of fun called Sydney

821
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 3: and she wants to party with some younger people.

822
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 5: I would give herself life.

823
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: Superimposed yourself with a photo with her. This is not

824
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: both look the same age.

825
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Speaker 5: It's not the final invite.

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Speaker 2: I would have gone the school. We went to school together.

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00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 3: No, I couldn't sell in that we went to school

828
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 3: to say class photo.

829
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Speaker 8: Could you say that you met her in the States

830
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 8: on a work trip where Megan and used to because

831
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 8: they would have been in rooms together, and she wouldn't

832
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Speaker 8: argue that.

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00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: Tommy, could you just see if there's an oprah winfree

834
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Speaker 3: school class photo? Yeah, I could I super impose my head.

835
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Speaker 3: It's a little mick down the back there.

836
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: Oh you, I've got one here, Okay, But so you

837
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Speaker 1: were a man child at that age.

838
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 5: Do all the kids in the class?

839
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's her visiting a school in Africa.

840
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 5: School.

841
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 3: If I try and pull off, that's a girls school

842
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 3: as fast.

843
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: You would have see when you can pull when you

844
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: were eight, you look twenty three. Okay, so I don't

845
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: think the goaty in the class shop would actually work.

846
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: You've completely stuffed that.

847
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 5: I haven't.

848
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: It's a birthday.

849
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Speaker 3: No, I haven't to think that she'd be going this

850
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 3: secretary will go oh chest online close than I thought.

851
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: Doesn't know what a frothy is. Doesn't know.

852
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 3: But I'm trying to work out too whether my gift

853
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 3: should be a gift registry. So I just left leave

854
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 3: sort of account and BSB number and.

855
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: Just wonder the bottom.

856
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a gift registry. We're taking money because

857
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: we're doing some renovation.

858
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: One thing I've learned from this break Tom, We've got

859
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: absolutely no chance of getting a.

860
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: Gift that I'll send them off today.

861
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: Guys, I think we need to target Elon's successful business

862
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: people Elon Elon blast Off, Bill Dog, Bill Gates, Scerburg.

863
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 8: These guys would be used to getting crazy fan requests.

864
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 8: Plus you've already got a gift from a celebrity this morning.

865
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 6: How great are you?

866
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 5: We need to target a weakness as well.

867
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 3: If you take Bill Gates and just write Bill Fitzy

868
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 3: how annoying was your wife?

869
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: I mean I could find that old letter I sent

870
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Speaker 2: a Christopher's case.

871
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 5: You need.

872
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: You need to send it to people who send out

873
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: gifts as an obligation. Look at the Obamas or Royals,

874
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: people that just send gifts because they have He's an

875
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: idea because he does look like him a little bit

876
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: successful businessman.

877
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 2: Whipper is Rene rifkins Son.

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00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 3: Since dad died, we haven't been in touch and this

879
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 3: is my opportunity to get back into the The Vicien

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