Speaker 1: Get morning.
Speaker 2: Every day we say a very good morning too, probably
Speaker 2: our favorite comedian.
Speaker 1: I think that's very very fair.
Speaker 3: That'll get back to the others Ursula Carlson, good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning. If it doesn't get back to them, I
Speaker 4: will tell them all through our WhatsApp group.
Speaker 3: Are you genuinely in a WhatsApp group with other comedians?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like there's the golf one. There's we have of
Speaker 4: all these different groups. So the comics is played golf.
Speaker 4: Of the ones from heavy been playing attention And there's
Speaker 4: also now more and more people who start playing golf
Speaker 4: because you know, we're all now going for no one
Speaker 4: smokes anymore. I'dly anyone drinks anymore. But now we've got
Speaker 4: to tay go. I think it's system. We're aging out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you play golf?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 3: Okay, do you have a handicap?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Golf?
Speaker 6: Well, I would love to play around golf with Earth
Speaker 6: because I don't know how you seriously you take it.
Speaker 6: But I'm always the first one and be like, why
Speaker 6: do we need scorecards?
Speaker 4: I start off with that. I go, come on, let's
Speaker 4: just keep a friendly guy, put a friendly and then
Speaker 4: if I have a good round, because I honestly think
Speaker 4: golf is like like the baggage carousel. It's a great equalizer.
Speaker 4: You can play with someone with a two handicap and
Speaker 4: then you come in with your twenty six handicap and
Speaker 4: then you have a bit around in there.
Speaker 3: Yes you know.
Speaker 4: So then if I do have a good round, I
Speaker 4: go see. This is why I said let's not keep score,
Speaker 4: because I didn't want to embarrass anyone. But if I
Speaker 4: have a terrible round, I go see, let's just keep
Speaker 4: a friendly guy. Let's just keep real friendly.
Speaker 2: Don't take this the wrong way, but I think you'd
Speaker 2: be terrible at like golf etiquette in a great way though,
Speaker 2: because I just think you'd be loud and funny on
Speaker 2: the course.
Speaker 4: And saying that because I played and Andrews in Scotland
Speaker 4: right oh and yeah for my fortieth birds, I have
Speaker 4: got a round at Saint Andrews. So I did Edum
Speaker 4: Refringe Festival and then my only day officers for the
Speaker 4: only day didn't rain and I went up there and
Speaker 4: that's the day that I was booked in to play around.
Speaker 4: I played and they don't play through. You know, if
Speaker 4: you know anything about golf, But there's only one player
Speaker 4: there's four in front of you there orbits slow you
Speaker 4: let the single player play through, but they don't do
Speaker 4: that as Saint Andrews. But I had four German twitists
Speaker 4: in front of me. Every hole. They would take up
Speaker 4: two tripods and take photos of every angle on that goal.
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, I'm going to have to ask,
Speaker 4: so I go, can you let me play through? And
Speaker 4: the woman goes, we don't do that, and I go,
Speaker 4: I know, but you know, you guys are being ridiculous,
Speaker 4: like you're being rude. There's no it's kept even their covers,
Speaker 4: taking up two tripods every hole, and she goes, we
Speaker 4: can't play through. And I just put my tee down
Speaker 4: on the seat and I just had it and she
Speaker 4: was swearing at me, and I just walked off and
Speaker 4: I when I went to head the ball again because
Speaker 4: there was the middle of the fairway. Best game of
Speaker 4: my life. Yeah, And then she teed off and tried
Speaker 4: to hit me. Ball dropped near me and I just
Speaker 4: looked up back at her and I took a ball
Speaker 4: and I put it in my pocket and he was
Speaker 4: very big at me the whole accurate trying. Yeah, I am,
Speaker 4: I'm enforcing some rules there that needs to be made.
Speaker 2: First woman to ever get kicked off, Sir Andrews, and
Speaker 2: what I liked as well as that they were seeming
Speaker 2: like she's amazing at golf.
Speaker 1: And then someone goes, do you know that?
Speaker 2: Was was speaking of arguments. So I was watching something
Speaker 2: on Instagram the other day about having an argument with
Speaker 2: your partner partner as in bookmarking the argument.
Speaker 3: Can you explain that to everyone?
Speaker 4: So, you know, like when you have an argument with
Speaker 4: your partner. And this is mainly for strike people, because
Speaker 4: I just don't think the two genders together because we're
Speaker 4: so different, like and especially when it comes to arguing.
Speaker 4: Men just want to we just get it over with
Speaker 4: and women were like to give it our all, like
Speaker 4: we just we're invested, you know. And some of one
Speaker 4: argument starts in the morning you go, look, I don't
Speaker 4: have time or energy like we assess it and we go,
Speaker 4: there's no time or energy or charisma enough to finish
Speaker 4: this here. I want a bookmarket for later. And then
Speaker 4: the man goes, oh, this must be done. We've resolved there,
Speaker 4: and then what we're gonna We're going to keep that
Speaker 4: in the library. You know, it's always there, and then
Speaker 4: one day, you know, the kids are your mom's. You're
Speaker 4: both sitting at ten o'clock on a Staturday of the
Speaker 4: house is cleaning and going, this is great, and he goes,
Speaker 4: we said nothing, what do you want to do today?
Speaker 4: And she canes, give me, give me two texts and
Speaker 4: we go back to that argument library and we pull
Speaker 4: that argument out and now it's both time and the
Speaker 4: point by is like, hang on, what is this? I
Speaker 4: thought this is? And this is why men always think
Speaker 4: like women hold on to stuff.
Speaker 7: We're not.
Speaker 4: We didn't hold on to it. We were happy in
Speaker 4: the meantime. We're just bookmarket. And then we found that
Speaker 4: book again and now we're back. Now it's back, and
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter that this what we're discussing now happened
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty eight. Let's go.
Speaker 6: So what I can tell you as well on behalf
Speaker 6: of men. We think that you guys would probably bookmark
Speaker 6: the good things as well, like if we do something
Speaker 6: that will potentially give us some brownie points, but you
Speaker 6: seem to only use bookmarks for specific.
Speaker 4: Things, not because you boys. You boys go out and
Speaker 4: you think a brownie point is you unpacking the dishwasher
Speaker 4: and you're like, but unpacked the dishwasher. Yeah, we just
Speaker 4: did that four hundred times. We're not giving your points
Speaker 4: for the stuff you're supposed to be doing. Just a
Speaker 4: foighting in the library right now. Now, Well, everyone listening
Speaker 4: is gonna go fight for their husbands tonight because of this.
Speaker 4: And you did this. Yeah, I want you to know
Speaker 4: you did this. You're just I'm not that cruelty on
Speaker 4: other men. Hey. By the way, it's not a crime.
Speaker 4: You can unpack the dishwasher once in a while.
Speaker 2: Sorry, us women, bookmarking an argument is like, hazy you
Speaker 2: thinking if your kids stays up late till like ten o'clock,
Speaker 2: they'll sleep in the next morning.
Speaker 3: Hell no, there's a six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably getting up a bit earlier because they've
Speaker 4: just erupted their streets. And you're like, how is this?
Speaker 4: Or when you eat more, you run hundred for breakfast?
Speaker 1: Breakfast?
Speaker 2: Oh, dear Ursula Carson, thank you so much for joining
Speaker 2: us this morning. Have you been paying attention tonight on
Speaker 2: the ten network. It is a pleasure as always, have
Speaker 2: a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you too.
Speaker 3: He's what you're waking up to, Adelaide. What's the news
Speaker 3: to do, Hi Suziness.
Speaker 2: Arguably the biggest story of the morning and will probably
Speaker 2: be of the week. Joe Biden has stepped down in
Speaker 2: the US presidential race.
Speaker 3: Abby, what's the latest? Yees, So it's official.
Speaker 5: He put out a statement this morning on his social
Speaker 5: media basically saying that he's decided to pass the baton,
Speaker 5: and he endorsed Kamala Harris, who's his vice president, not
Speaker 5: Pamela as Hazy said last week. So she will be
Speaker 5: running for the Democratic as the Democratic nominee or she's
Speaker 5: still got to get nominated. I think the party still
Speaker 5: have to get behind her. But yeah, she intends to
Speaker 5: go for the go for the top job. Obviously, world
Speaker 5: leaders have been reacting. Trump has come out and said
Speaker 5: he was never fit to run for president. Obviously Trump
Speaker 5: is running against him, so not really, it doesn't really
Speaker 5: have anything nice to say. Alberiezi has also responded, saying,
Speaker 5: you know, congratulations on a great term. So yeah, watch
Speaker 5: this space, we'll see who comes out in As for
Speaker 5: the top job in the in the.
Speaker 1: Race, humble is always Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: I feel like I know how this all rolled out.
Speaker 2: So they said, Joe, do you.
Speaker 3: Want to continue on? Do you want to be the president.
Speaker 2: And it was like in primary school when you had
Speaker 2: tick a box yes and no.
Speaker 3: Right, do you want to be my boyfriend?
Speaker 7: Yes or no?
Speaker 2: And Joe tick no but meant yes and just got
Speaker 2: himself confused.
Speaker 1: That's classic Joe.
Speaker 3: So that was the final straw.
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to when he addresses a nation to
Speaker 6: talk about what just happened and he's facing the wrong
Speaker 6: way and the microphones hitting him in the back of
Speaker 6: the head and they've just got a sort of weer
Speaker 6: him around one hundred and eighty degrees go for Joey B.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like this was inevitable, don't you.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 5: And I think he's been ICA for COVID and maybe
Speaker 5: in that time they've been able to actually talk some
Speaker 5: sense into him and say, hey, I think it's time.
Speaker 3: What are her numbers like? Kamala?
Speaker 5: Apparently she doesn't have a very big following. She's not
Speaker 5: very well liked from what I can sort of read
Speaker 5: and see online. But we'll wait and see what happens
Speaker 5: at the nominations.
Speaker 6: Okay, just up seven o'clock as well. We will cross
Speaker 6: over to the US. The US corresponded by Channel seven.
Speaker 6: It is all happening, and that's internationally. What're about locally?
Speaker 2: Oh my fair goodness, what a weekend for the Adelaide
Speaker 2: Thunderbirds if you don't mind.
Speaker 3: They put on a school holiday clinic.
Speaker 1: Areach during school holiday.
Speaker 3: Yes, so true mate.
Speaker 2: They took on the Vixen's on the weekend and it
Speaker 2: was pretty much all over by quarter time. So they
Speaker 2: won by about twenty five goals in the end, and
Speaker 2: it was just they are a formidable force. This side
Speaker 2: is so good. It is their Grand Final to lose.
Speaker 2: So what that means is the Fever one. Yesterday they
Speaker 2: beat Sunshine Coast which is good because Sunshine Coast the
Speaker 2: only team that has pushed the thunder Birds in in
Speaker 2: recent times. So Sunshine Coast are out and the Vixens
Speaker 2: will now play the Fever in Melbourne this weekend. The
Speaker 2: winner of that go through to the Grand Final to
Speaker 2: play us in two weeks time at the Adelaide.
Speaker 3: And in terms, Senate, does that all make sense to you?
Speaker 6: And the old week off before the Grand Final is
Speaker 6: never dangerous topic.
Speaker 1: We had a lot of them, did you Yeah?
Speaker 3: Essentially because you were so good you went straight through, straight.
Speaker 6: Through and then we'll get the week off and then
Speaker 6: we'd always get the lecture from Royers like make sure
Speaker 6: you behave yourself. Yeah yeah, that's just seven couple of beers,
Speaker 6: and we'd always have a thousand because there was always.
Speaker 1: The a for Grand Final. Yeah right for Grand Final
Speaker 1: played the week after? Yeah, okay, I remember one time
Speaker 1: the Twins. I think the twins Chris and James gotten
Speaker 1: a file with each other after a few too many
Speaker 1: beers and Crystal James broke his son. Yeah right the
Speaker 1: week before.
Speaker 3: Okay, well did he still play?
Speaker 1: Still play?
Speaker 2: Well? Okay, this is this is women's sport. So I
Speaker 2: can't see Shamira Stirling having too many lines and.
Speaker 3: Looked at him.
Speaker 2: Plunging on in the week off before the Grand final happens, No,
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It only happens to boys. Women are infinitely
Speaker 2: more mature in this space. So to say that I'm
Speaker 2: writing on a back to back premiership for the Thunderbers
Speaker 2: it's a massive understatement, but well done.
Speaker 3: To the girls. It was absolutely epic. It was sellout.
Speaker 2: I think they had seven thousand down there at the
Speaker 2: Attelae thirty six is arena and they will pack out
Speaker 2: the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Tickets will go on sale today to members, but I
Speaker 2: will get some information get.
Speaker 6: Back to you on that one very good six eleven.
Speaker 6: That is your post to snooze news. Have you ever
Speaker 6: found yourself I was sitting there really worrying about something,
Speaker 6: like so much so that you get something to quite
Speaker 6: a panic and then it just turns out that it's
Speaker 6: completely fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the mistress of catastrophizing.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I do it all the time. I go from
Speaker 3: nought to one hundred.
Speaker 1: Most of us are.
Speaker 6: I think like we sit in there and realized it
Speaker 6: just me that goes like this and goes about our things.
Speaker 6: But I think a lot of us really really dramatize
Speaker 6: everything in our lives. A study by the University of
Speaker 6: California delved into the prevalent i've imagined worries never coming
Speaker 6: to fruition. So participants documented their anxieties over time and
Speaker 6: later identified which concerns became reality. Surprisingly, or maybe not
Speaker 6: so surprisingly, eighty five percent of these worries never materialized.
Speaker 1: In eighty five Yeah, it's not ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And also I think further studies have shown that even
Speaker 2: if it did come to fruition, what you were worried
Speaker 2: about you handle it way better than you thought you
Speaker 2: could well.
Speaker 6: Spot on Joe, just like you've already read this article
Speaker 6: before I read it out.
Speaker 3: I actually haven't. I wrote it. I do thesis as now.
Speaker 8: Actually the lecture at the University of California with the
Speaker 8: fifteen percent that did, seventy nine percent of people found
Speaker 8: they managed the situations better than expected or learned it
Speaker 8: valuable lessons from the experience.
Speaker 3: I promise you I didn't read did you go?
Speaker 1: What makes sense? Doesn't it for me? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6: If I even say the sight of a slight freckle
Speaker 6: bang cancer cancer an aggressive form.
Speaker 1: Of skin cancer.
Speaker 2: If one gets itchy on the oh no.
Speaker 6: What's going on and then you start planning your funeral, she's
Speaker 6: even worse. When I was playing footy, the worst was
Speaker 6: I U like the slight even a tickle anywhere near
Speaker 6: the groin area. Bang ostiartists pubis now what groin surgery
Speaker 6: out for six months?
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say bang infertile, which
Speaker 2: would be worse than osti artists pupia.
Speaker 1: Bang osteotists ingrown here.
Speaker 2: And you'd spend days and days to days picking that
Speaker 2: thing out, yeah, out.
Speaker 1: And then looking at myself in the mirror pane. Why
Speaker 1: producers are.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I do this a lot too, Joe's I'm terrible
Speaker 9: for it in most cases most days.
Speaker 3: But the big one.
Speaker 9: For me recently on my European trip was that I
Speaker 9: fully convinced myself that I was in the next Taken
Speaker 9: movie in almost any given situation. So if I was
Speaker 9: in a bar and a good looking man you know,
Speaker 9: it's a hello and offered to buy me a drink,
Speaker 9: I'm in a sex trafficking and that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm ding who's the man in your life that plays
Speaker 1: role at Lemnesson? Chris? Give it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Look, I will find you give her back? Now, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: You produce it. Georgia field him when you're away, she's yeah,
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 6: Eighty five percent. That's an alarming statistic, but it's actually
Speaker 6: quite a nice statistic.
Speaker 2: One the other day, so my husband, so we have
Speaker 2: a place down at Middleton, and so he ducked off
Speaker 2: down there because we have to clean it because we
Speaker 2: a B and B it, And so he went down
Speaker 2: there and I was trying to call him, and it
Speaker 2: was over something innocuous and little. But when he didn't
Speaker 2: answer the first couple of times, I've gone, oh my god,
Speaker 2: he's crashed his car.
Speaker 3: Something's happened. So I kept calling and calling and calling.
Speaker 2: Little did I know he'd snuck off nine holes with
Speaker 2: his father in law at Mount Compass.
Speaker 3: Did go greggy?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then you wonder if he hasn't had a
Speaker 6: heart attack or something on the golf call because he's
Speaker 6: too relaxed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, that's true.
Speaker 2: Question for you, are you're allowed to have mobile phones
Speaker 2: on a golf course? Because he just doesn't seem to
Speaker 2: answer his win, he must have had it on vibrates.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so there you go.
Speaker 3: That thing was blowing up in his pocket.
Speaker 6: So I don't know, you're going to be fine. Eighty
Speaker 6: five percent of the fifteen percent that are buggered. You
Speaker 6: got Joe Biden? Of course, yes, I mean it is
Speaker 6: going badly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also Jade's eyeball.
Speaker 3: Oh that's going real badly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Joe's your eyeballs and that fifteen percent, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I ball's got very valid concerns.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's why he stayed away so long on
Speaker 2: the golf course.
Speaker 3: You should be. Yeah, why would he come home to this? Now,
Speaker 3: that's a job.
Speaker 1: That's a joke, that's a job.
Speaker 3: Job, that's a terrible job.
Speaker 6: Sometimes when things are sort of crashing around, you're like
Speaker 6: that are on Friday, you think, gosh, we need some leadership.
Speaker 2: We just need a little bit of humor to lighten
Speaker 2: the mood in his global catastrophe.
Speaker 6: And that's when you read Abbey steps up a good morning.
Speaker 1: Lo are we they're going very well?
Speaker 2: How are you going?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thanks? Excellent new nails?
Speaker 2: I see No, okay, cool nail chair.
Speaker 3: No, I got this done for my friend's baby. Shaw.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be in the theme, jungle theme. So anyway,
Speaker 3: moving on you Saturdy Joe's oh and you?
Speaker 5: I yeah, do you know what I went?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: I looked at her and I went, no, I'm not
Speaker 5: going to do it. It's a Monday. Let's not start
Speaker 5: off on the wrong force. But you went there that
Speaker 5: band aid off.
Speaker 3: Just let me know when we're done and the humor starts. Oh,
Speaker 3: good one.
Speaker 6: I'll give it off. You guys don't mind, sure, let's go. Okay,
Speaker 6: Can I ask you this question? Why was sixty nine
Speaker 6: afraid of seventy because they had a fight and seventy one.
Speaker 6: Penny good, Panny, I get to do that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: I don't know if you get it.
Speaker 5: Get it like I get the seventies more and sixty nine.
Speaker 6: But anyway, six seventy I had a fight, and seventy one,
Speaker 6: as in like SEVENY won the five, but it's actually
Speaker 6: seventy one.
Speaker 3: It's just a crap joke, you go, joke. I was.
Speaker 2: I was at the pub on the weekend. Of course
Speaker 2: you were, and no I wasn't. I'm doing drug to
Speaker 2: luck anyway, very on brand for you, and a bossy
Speaker 2: man walked into the bar and many ordered everyone around.
Speaker 1: That's a joke.
Speaker 5: Sorry to everybody who listens to this expecting good quality. Okay,
Speaker 5: were ready, yep, all right. I don't know if you
Speaker 5: guys heard about this, but and you store opened up
Speaker 5: in Adelaide over the weekend. It's called the Husband's Store.
Speaker 5: Of course I'm looking for a husband, so I thought, hey,
Speaker 5: I'll go.
Speaker 3: And check it out. There are some rules though.
Speaker 5: There's five levels and you can visit each one, but
Speaker 5: you can't go Once you get to that level, you
Speaker 5: can't you can't.
Speaker 3: Go back down. Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: So I went to level one and the sign on
Speaker 5: the door said the men on this level have a job.
Speaker 5: I thought, well, that's great, I'm looking for that. But
Speaker 5: what else is there? There's five levels. Let's go to
Speaker 5: the top.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Level two.
Speaker 5: The sign says this level has men who have a
Speaker 5: job and want kids. All right, that's good, but let's
Speaker 5: go again. Level three the sign says this man, this
Speaker 5: has men who have a job, want kids and do
Speaker 5: the housework.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 5: Hot, stop right there, I thought, nah, come on, I
Speaker 5: want to go and see what's on level four. Okay,
Speaker 5: so get to level four. On the sign says this
Speaker 5: has men who have a job, want kids, to do
Speaker 5: the housework, and are amazing adult cuddles.
Speaker 3: Awesome. I'm glad you went up a little Yeah okay.
Speaker 5: So of course curiosity got better of me and I thought,
Speaker 5: nash stuff, and I'm going to go to level five.
Speaker 3: Yep, So get there.
Speaker 5: On the sign says, hello, you're the thirty one million
Speaker 5: visitor this floor. This floor has no men and only
Speaker 5: exist to prove that women are impossible to please. So
Speaker 5: I left my husband store without her husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that was your weekend.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's my weekend.
Speaker 6: All right, that's Monday morning, Joko. For you think you
Speaker 6: can do better, we'll text us through for double nine
Speaker 6: nine on nine.
Speaker 2: Coincidentally, Nova's on level three and we're not on level
Speaker 2: four because that's the level for guys who are good
Speaker 2: at adult cut.
Speaker 1: Off if we don't know how to get to a level five.
Speaker 3: Tom Rens on Level.
Speaker 4: A.
Speaker 3: Very good morning to you, David Woywood from Channel seven.
Speaker 7: How are you, good morning, guys, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to the show. It's not fits in, it's
Speaker 2: Jodie and Hazy. Just to clarify.
Speaker 7: On that point, how is that Joe Biden has now
Speaker 7: gone no more of those gaps?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, so you are alive at the White House
Speaker 2: this morning, Okay, tell us everything.
Speaker 3: So what pushed him over the edge, so.
Speaker 7: To speak, It's sort of just got too much for
Speaker 7: Joe Biden in the end, It sort of became pretty
Speaker 7: untenable with him whole it out in his quite defined
Speaker 7: way that he was. We'd heard, obviously from all of
Speaker 7: those very influential Democratic players, including former President Obama. We'd
Speaker 7: heard from the Clinton The congressional support was quickly drying
Speaker 7: out for Joe Biden and Fnancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer. But
Speaker 7: I suppose the real singer came for the president when
Speaker 7: the money started drying up and those donors started walking
Speaker 7: away from the campaigns. So that was really a point
Speaker 7: where he had to really face these tough decisions, and
Speaker 7: he released that extraordinary statement that we saw today announcing
Speaker 7: that he'll be pulling out of this race and now
Speaker 7: supporting his deputy, his vice presidential pick, Tamala Harris for
Speaker 7: the nomination.
Speaker 2: Just to quick on, David, does Joe Biden know that
Speaker 2: he's pulled out of the race or if someone had
Speaker 2: to sit down and explain it very carefully to him.
Speaker 7: I mean, all that stuff with Joe Biden, it's pretty tough,
Speaker 7: isn't it. Like he had a fair few clangers in public,
Speaker 7: and he was doing a little bit of damage to
Speaker 7: his legacy as well. So yeah, he's come to that decision.
Speaker 7: His team has come to that decision, and we know
Speaker 7: that he upbreaks with a very small group of advisors.
Speaker 7: A lot of them are family as well, so they've
Speaker 7: all come to that realization state.
Speaker 1: So Dova, I'm just trying. I'm racking my brain.
Speaker 6: I don't think there could be a more awkward situation
Speaker 6: on this planet in recent history then calling Zelenski putin, Okay,
Speaker 6: can you think of a more awkward situation?
Speaker 7: It was startling, wasn't it? And that was in many ways.
Speaker 7: I mean we saw the debate performance where you could
Speaker 7: sort of explain it away a little bit. The pressure
Speaker 7: was on and he made those clangers. That's what in
Speaker 7: many ways fielded. I mean, people were like, we can't
Speaker 7: have this in the White House now, and a lot
Speaker 7: of people within his own party agreed with that.
Speaker 2: A statement from Donald Trump this morning, Joe Biden was
Speaker 2: not fit to run for president and is certainly not
Speaker 2: fit to serve and never was. He only attained the
Speaker 2: position of president by lives fake news and not leaving
Speaker 2: his basement.
Speaker 3: Strong words there from Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very humble.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, pretty on brand as well as so, Yeah,
Speaker 7: he's come out swinging old Donald's come out singing at
Speaker 7: this ticket. Look, it's not there's a real chance here
Speaker 7: here that, as we say, could really inject a little
Speaker 7: bit of energy and enthusiasm into this Democrat campaign. It's
Speaker 7: not a foregone conclusion now that Donald Trump is going
Speaker 7: to storm this hat because Tamara Harris, Stilga picks her
Speaker 7: to get assuming that she used the nominee, and that's
Speaker 7: where all the money is, and that's for all support
Speaker 7: is right now, So both bank on that actually happening.
Speaker 7: And then if she picks a ticket. You know, there's
Speaker 7: already big names within Democratic circles who Australian audiences might
Speaker 7: not be familiar with, but like Josh Shapiro, and he's
Speaker 7: exceptionally popular in the state's Pennsylvania, and that is a
Speaker 7: state that the Democrats and the Republicans need to carry
Speaker 7: if they win this. So if they can start picking
Speaker 7: up a little bit more swing state support through these
Speaker 7: other appointments, and perhaps it's going to be a real
Speaker 7: fight on now for this election in November.
Speaker 2: Now, David, I know we've got to let you go,
Speaker 2: but very quickly, is Kamala Harris is if she is
Speaker 2: in fact the nominee, is she capable of being president
Speaker 2: of the United States?
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, definitely. She's a prosecutor, She's a formidable debate
Speaker 7: It would be really interesting to see her go up
Speaker 7: against Donald Trump they get that chance for a debate. Like,
Speaker 7: she's no slout, She'll she'll hit back in a way
Speaker 7: that Joe Biden kind of didn't. He sort of took
Speaker 7: a few of those hits and didn't really fire back.
Speaker 7: He wasn't that combat politician. She's much more in that brand,
Speaker 7: So it'd be a very interesting matchup.
Speaker 6: David Worward from Channel seven may thank you so much
Speaker 6: for your time and also well done in advance. We've
Speaker 6: been watching you on the screens. It seems like I
Speaker 6: don't know, every two to three minutes in the States,
Speaker 6: I don't know when you sleep.
Speaker 2: But Job and David, some of the girls, some of
Speaker 2: the girls here who are very concerned for your welfare
Speaker 2: because we're big fans here at Nobucks.
Speaker 3: We're all of it. God producers always very excited enough
Speaker 3: about they're all a bit like God.
Speaker 2: That poor man, he just needs a rest. He's working
Speaker 2: so hard.
Speaker 7: I know, I agree. Can you right to Channel seven
Speaker 7: or something? And well, you know it's just being the
Speaker 7: cash dowt carrying the shelves.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, mate. Hopefully we're chat again very soon.
Speaker 3: And we thought we couldn't love him anymore. Look at that.
Speaker 3: He's funny too.
Speaker 6: Oh what a perfect man he is. Seven to fifty five.
Speaker 6: Come up next, let's go through Jody and Hazesy's most
Speaker 6: awesome coffee, the race at the top, top three, Oh tight,
Speaker 6: little battle special day Jode's.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't take him personally, kids, but.
Speaker 3: So, oh man, is it okay? Thirteen twenty four ten?
Speaker 3: Is anyone else full the way I do at the moment?
Speaker 2: Because school holiday has got me good this time around.
Speaker 6: And to look at you as well, you're beating up
Speaker 6: Jodie's right eyeball was almost exploded. She's got that red
Speaker 6: thing going on again where you've popped a blood vessel.
Speaker 1: And that's just the pressure for the kids.
Speaker 2: That's a physical sign that the school holidays have destroyed
Speaker 2: me this time around.
Speaker 3: So it got to yesterday's final.
Speaker 2: Day of the school holidays, except for the twelve year
Speaker 2: old who had an extra week, right, so she's had
Speaker 2: three weeks off and then she's got today off as well.
Speaker 1: That's good, isn't it?
Speaker 3: But public schools.
Speaker 2: Go back today and it's about damn time, thanks Leslo,
Speaker 2: because yesterday I could I could just feel I could
Speaker 2: just feel fourteen days, twenty one days actually of pressure,
Speaker 2: building and building and building, and the kids could see
Speaker 2: me getting more and more agitated, and I boiled over
Speaker 2: in coals.
Speaker 3: I boiled over in the sources.
Speaker 1: I lot coals really, yeah, whilst listening to Coals Radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unbelievable scenes because sorry, So what you're saying is
Speaker 2: that it's your I is actually tomato sauce.
Speaker 3: You just got Toto sauce in yaye. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there was probably about a eighteen minute build up
Speaker 2: where I'd said to the kids, guys, I after weeks
Speaker 2: and weeks of you guys fighting and you guys winging,
Speaker 2: and you guys demanding money to go and do things
Speaker 2: and just the sibling carry on, it was like, guys,
Speaker 2: Mum's about to lose it. So there's a warning. So
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reason with you here. Do you want
Speaker 2: to persevere with this behavior and see your mum lose
Speaker 2: her down? Mind, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: Keep poking, keep poking. Guess what dog's gonna buy. It happens.
Speaker 2: It happens, and the dog bit and I let it
Speaker 2: with the biggest guys for Bleach's sake, in the middle
Speaker 2: of Coals at the Avenues, and I swear to god,
Speaker 2: twenty seven people heard me. And I was like, so, anyway,
Speaker 2: back to school, kids are back to school so mum
Speaker 2: can resume her rational behavior.
Speaker 1: Just trying to collect yourself. You've got to collect yourself
Speaker 1: from here, because how many people do you reckon? So
Speaker 1: you did anyone sort of turn around? What's going on?
Speaker 3: Couple down the end of the arm.
Speaker 6: How many people do you reckon? Heard and was like,
Speaker 6: I know exactly what's happening here. I'm just going to
Speaker 6: keep on looking straight ahead. I don't want to make
Speaker 6: eye contact, yeah, because she might bite my head off.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, but today marks the first day and the
Speaker 2: final child to enter primary school for the five year
Speaker 2: old Harperotti.
Speaker 1: That's a little MIDI year intake.
Speaker 2: It is, yes, So it's something that the government brought in.
Speaker 2: I reckon at the end of last year where the
Speaker 2: said we're doing midia intakes now, so basically your four
Speaker 2: and a half year old can go to school now.
Speaker 3: And I was listening to Abby in the newsroom before.
Speaker 2: So it depends on their age, their maturity and their
Speaker 2: emotional intelligence.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh good, and what.
Speaker 2: Else because this is a kid that doesn't want to
Speaker 2: go to the toilet by herself, and up till a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Still like the night dummy. So let's see how she rolls.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, she'd really shifted off early, despite all
Speaker 6: of genuine warning signs not to.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 2: So we'll see how we go. But very very exciting.
Speaker 2: I can't be there this morning. But Harper, you are
Speaker 2: a big girl, you're a brave girl, and this is
Speaker 2: your moment. And she's been looking forward to it for
Speaker 2: so long, sitting.
Speaker 1: There riding go Well, what's she talking about?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 1: Where are we going?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 3: Let's go on