WEBVTT - Urzila Carlson Reveals The Surprising Reason Behind Aussie Couples' Biggest Fights 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:02.480 Get morning. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:10.320 Every day we say a very good morning too, probably 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:11.240 our favorite comedian. 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:12.720 I think that's very very fair. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:15.680 That'll get back to the others Ursula Carlson, good morning. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.040 Good morning. If it doesn't get back to them, I 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:21.599 will tell them all through our WhatsApp group. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.960 Are you genuinely in a WhatsApp group with other comedians? 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.319 Yeah, Like there's the golf one. There's we have of 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.560 all these different groups. So the comics is played golf. 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:36.840 Of the ones from heavy been playing attention And there's 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:38.800 also now more and more people who start playing golf 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.800 because you know, we're all now going for no one 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.680 smokes anymore. I'dly anyone drinks anymore. But now we've got 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:46.680 to tay go. I think it's system. We're aging out. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:48.440 Yeah, do you play golf? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.479 I do? 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.640 Okay, do you have a handicap? 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:54.080 Yeah? 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:59.080 Golf? 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.240 Well, I would love to play around golf with Earth 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.399 because I don't know how you seriously you take it. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.119 But I'm always the first one and be like, why 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.440 do we need scorecards? 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:11.960 I start off with that. I go, come on, let's 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.640 just keep a friendly guy, put a friendly and then 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.080 if I have a good round, because I honestly think 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:21.040 golf is like like the baggage carousel. It's a great equalizer. 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:24.280 You can play with someone with a two handicap and 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.920 then you come in with your twenty six handicap and 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.520 then you have a bit around in there. 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:29.640 Yes you know. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.200 So then if I do have a good round, I 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.479 go see. This is why I said let's not keep score, 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.720 because I didn't want to embarrass anyone. But if I 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.200 have a terrible round, I go see, let's just keep 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.919 a friendly guy. Let's just keep real friendly. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:43.759 Don't take this the wrong way, but I think you'd 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:47.120 be terrible at like golf etiquette in a great way though, 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.960 because I just think you'd be loud and funny on 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:49.440 the course. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:54.560 And saying that because I played and Andrews in Scotland 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.520 right oh and yeah for my fortieth birds, I have 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.360 got a round at Saint Andrews. So I did Edum 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:04.320 Refringe Festival and then my only day officers for the 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.440 only day didn't rain and I went up there and 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.480 that's the day that I was booked in to play around. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.240 I played and they don't play through. You know, if 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.639 you know anything about golf, But there's only one player 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.360 there's four in front of you there orbits slow you 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.880 let the single player play through, but they don't do 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.200 that as Saint Andrews. But I had four German twitists 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.560 in front of me. Every hole. They would take up 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.600 two tripods and take photos of every angle on that goal. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.239 And I was like, okay, I'm going to have to ask, 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.360 so I go, can you let me play through? And 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.000 the woman goes, we don't do that, and I go, 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:36.880 I know, but you know, you guys are being ridiculous, 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.960 like you're being rude. There's no it's kept even their covers, 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:43.240 taking up two tripods every hole, and she goes, we 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:45.680 can't play through. And I just put my tee down 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.800 on the seat and I just had it and she 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.480 was swearing at me, and I just walked off and 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.120 I when I went to head the ball again because 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.240 there was the middle of the fairway. Best game of 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.800 my life. Yeah, And then she teed off and tried 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.720 to hit me. Ball dropped near me and I just 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:03.480 looked up back at her and I took a ball 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.120 and I put it in my pocket and he was 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:12.880 very big at me the whole accurate trying. Yeah, I am, 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.840 I'm enforcing some rules there that needs to be made. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.880 First woman to ever get kicked off, Sir Andrews, and 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.520 what I liked as well as that they were seeming 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.640 like she's amazing at golf. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:23.680 And then someone goes, do you know that? 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:30.200 Was was speaking of arguments. So I was watching something 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.560 on Instagram the other day about having an argument with 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:36.200 your partner partner as in bookmarking the argument. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:37.760 Can you explain that to everyone? 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:41.400 So, you know, like when you have an argument with 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:45.520 your partner. And this is mainly for strike people, because 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.720 I just don't think the two genders together because we're 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.600 so different, like and especially when it comes to arguing. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.680 Men just want to we just get it over with 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.520 and women were like to give it our all, like 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.960 we just we're invested, you know. And some of one 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.320 argument starts in the morning you go, look, I don't 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.160 have time or energy like we assess it and we go, 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.920 there's no time or energy or charisma enough to finish 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.520 this here. I want a bookmarket for later. And then 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.120 the man goes, oh, this must be done. We've resolved there, 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.359 and then what we're gonna We're going to keep that 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.000 in the library. You know, it's always there, and then 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.200 one day, you know, the kids are your mom's. You're 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.320 both sitting at ten o'clock on a Staturday of the 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.960 house is cleaning and going, this is great, and he goes, 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.120 we said nothing, what do you want to do today? 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.400 And she canes, give me, give me two texts and 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.920 we go back to that argument library and we pull 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.760 that argument out and now it's both time and the 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.080 point by is like, hang on, what is this? I 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.279 thought this is? And this is why men always think 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.719 like women hold on to stuff. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:43.960 We're not. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.279 We didn't hold on to it. We were happy in 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.240 the meantime. We're just bookmarket. And then we found that 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.400 book again and now we're back. Now it's back, and 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.320 it doesn't matter that this what we're discussing now happened 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.039 in nineteen eighty eight. Let's go. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.800 So what I can tell you as well on behalf 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.000 of men. We think that you guys would probably bookmark 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:04.520 the good things as well, like if we do something 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.800 that will potentially give us some brownie points, but you 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.640 seem to only use bookmarks for specific. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.479 Things, not because you boys. You boys go out and 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.719 you think a brownie point is you unpacking the dishwasher 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.200 and you're like, but unpacked the dishwasher. Yeah, we just 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:23.640 did that four hundred times. We're not giving your points 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.920 for the stuff you're supposed to be doing. Just a 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:30.240 foighting in the library right now. Now, Well, everyone listening 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:32.400 is gonna go fight for their husbands tonight because of this. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.479 And you did this. Yeah, I want you to know 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.479 you did this. You're just I'm not that cruelty on 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.080 other men. Hey. By the way, it's not a crime. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.080 You can unpack the dishwasher once in a while. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.080 Sorry, us women, bookmarking an argument is like, hazy you 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.520 thinking if your kids stays up late till like ten o'clock, 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:49.800 they'll sleep in the next morning. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.320 Hell no, there's a six. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.400 Yeah, they're probably getting up a bit earlier because they've 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.560 just erupted their streets. And you're like, how is this? 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.960 Or when you eat more, you run hundred for breakfast? 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:02.640 Breakfast? 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.480 Oh, dear Ursula Carson, thank you so much for joining 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:07.960 us this morning. Have you been paying attention tonight on 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.760 the ten network. It is a pleasure as always, have 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.360 a great day. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:12.280 Thank you too. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:19.000 He's what you're waking up to, Adelaide. What's the news 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.480 to do, Hi Suziness. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:26.000 Arguably the biggest story of the morning and will probably 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:28.680 be of the week. Joe Biden has stepped down in 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.000 the US presidential race. 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.520 Abby, what's the latest? Yees, So it's official. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.640 He put out a statement this morning on his social 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:38.160 media basically saying that he's decided to pass the baton, 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:41.560 and he endorsed Kamala Harris, who's his vice president, not 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:45.800 Pamela as Hazy said last week. So she will be 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:51.040 running for the Democratic as the Democratic nominee or she's 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.920 still got to get nominated. I think the party still 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.200 have to get behind her. But yeah, she intends to 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.040 go for the go for the top job. Obviously, world 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.360 leaders have been reacting. Trump has come out and said 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:04.159 he was never fit to run for president. Obviously Trump 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.880 is running against him, so not really, it doesn't really 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:10.240 have anything nice to say. Alberiezi has also responded, saying, 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:13.160 you know, congratulations on a great term. So yeah, watch 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.440 this space, we'll see who comes out in As for 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:16.600 the top job in the in the. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.600 Race, humble is always Donald Trump. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.680 I feel like I know how this all rolled out. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:24.680 So they said, Joe, do you. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.880 Want to continue on? Do you want to be the president. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.120 And it was like in primary school when you had 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.520 tick a box yes and no. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.720 Right, do you want to be my boyfriend? 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:33.200 Yes or no? 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.720 And Joe tick no but meant yes and just got 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:37.600 himself confused. 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:38.600 That's classic Joe. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:39.840 So that was the final straw. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.480 I'm looking forward to when he addresses a nation to 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.680 talk about what just happened and he's facing the wrong 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:48.960 way and the microphones hitting him in the back of 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:51.160 the head and they've just got a sort of weer 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.400 him around one hundred and eighty degrees go for Joey B. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.720 Yeah, I feel like this was inevitable, don't you. 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:57.960 Oh? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:07:58.360 I think so. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.920 And I think he's been ICA for COVID and maybe 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.280 in that time they've been able to actually talk some 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.320 sense into him and say, hey, I think it's time. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.440 What are her numbers like? Kamala? 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.600 Apparently she doesn't have a very big following. She's not 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.920 very well liked from what I can sort of read 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:16.280 and see online. But we'll wait and see what happens 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.560 at the nominations. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:22.040 Okay, just up seven o'clock as well. We will cross 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:25.200 over to the US. The US corresponded by Channel seven. 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:28.880 It is all happening, and that's internationally. What're about locally? 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.240 Oh my fair goodness, what a weekend for the Adelaide 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:33.440 Thunderbirds if you don't mind. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.400 They put on a school holiday clinic. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:38.360 Areach during school holiday. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:39.559 Yes, so true mate. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:41.880 They took on the Vixen's on the weekend and it 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.920 was pretty much all over by quarter time. So they 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.240 won by about twenty five goals in the end, and 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.120 it was just they are a formidable force. This side 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.520 is so good. It is their Grand Final to lose. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.560 So what that means is the Fever one. Yesterday they 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.120 beat Sunshine Coast which is good because Sunshine Coast the 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.720 only team that has pushed the thunder Birds in in 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.480 recent times. So Sunshine Coast are out and the Vixens 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.320 will now play the Fever in Melbourne this weekend. The 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:09.800 winner of that go through to the Grand Final to 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.280 play us in two weeks time at the Adelaide. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:12.599 And in terms, Senate, does that all make sense to you? 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.320 And the old week off before the Grand Final is 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.960 never dangerous topic. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:19.800 We had a lot of them, did you Yeah? 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.920 Essentially because you were so good you went straight through, straight. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:23.920 Through and then we'll get the week off and then 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:25.959 we'd always get the lecture from Royers like make sure 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.880 you behave yourself. Yeah yeah, that's just seven couple of beers, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.880 and we'd always have a thousand because there was always. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.800 The a for Grand Final. Yeah right for Grand Final 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.920 played the week after? Yeah, okay, I remember one time 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.559 the Twins. I think the twins Chris and James gotten 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:42.720 a file with each other after a few too many 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.120 beers and Crystal James broke his son. Yeah right the 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:46.720 week before. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.040 Okay, well did he still play? 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.160 Still play? 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:54.600 Well? Okay, this is this is women's sport. So I 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:58.040 can't see Shamira Stirling having too many lines and. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:58.800 Looked at him. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:05.360 Plunging on in the week off before the Grand final happens, No, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.479 it doesn't. It only happens to boys. Women are infinitely 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.640 more mature in this space. So to say that I'm 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.640 writing on a back to back premiership for the Thunderbers 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.280 it's a massive understatement, but well done. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.200 To the girls. It was absolutely epic. It was sellout. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.000 I think they had seven thousand down there at the 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.520 Attelae thirty six is arena and they will pack out 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:23.160 the Grand Final. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:24.120 I'm pretty sure. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:27.640 Tickets will go on sale today to members, but I 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.040 will get some information get. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.000 Back to you on that one very good six eleven. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.600 That is your post to snooze news. Have you ever 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.160 found yourself I was sitting there really worrying about something, 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:37.920 like so much so that you get something to quite 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.720 a panic and then it just turns out that it's 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:40.640 completely fine. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.840 Yeah, I'm the mistress of catastrophizing. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.520 Honestly, I do it all the time. I go from 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:47.320 nought to one hundred. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:48.559 Most of us are. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.480 I think like we sit in there and realized it 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.679 just me that goes like this and goes about our things. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.600 But I think a lot of us really really dramatize 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.400 everything in our lives. A study by the University of 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:02.600 California delved into the prevalent i've imagined worries never coming 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:07.240 to fruition. So participants documented their anxieties over time and 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:11.560 later identified which concerns became reality. Surprisingly, or maybe not 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:16.480 so surprisingly, eighty five percent of these worries never materialized. 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:19.160 In eighty five Yeah, it's not ridiculous. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:21.800 And also I think further studies have shown that even 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.480 if it did come to fruition, what you were worried 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:27.440 about you handle it way better than you thought you 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:28.040 could well. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.319 Spot on Joe, just like you've already read this article 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:31.040 before I read it out. 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:35.160 I actually haven't. I wrote it. I do thesis as now. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:38.719 Actually the lecture at the University of California with the 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.720 fifteen percent that did, seventy nine percent of people found 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.400 they managed the situations better than expected or learned it 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.520 valuable lessons from the experience. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.839 I promise you I didn't read did you go? 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.080 What makes sense? Doesn't it for me? I'll tell you what. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.240 If I even say the sight of a slight freckle 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.760 bang cancer cancer an aggressive form. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:58.320 Of skin cancer. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.640 If one gets itchy on the oh no. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:05.400 What's going on and then you start planning your funeral, she's 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:08.360 even worse. When I was playing footy, the worst was 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.000 I U like the slight even a tickle anywhere near 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:18.199 the groin area. Bang ostiartists pubis now what groin surgery 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:19.559 out for six months? 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:23.360 I thought you were going to say bang infertile, which 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:25.400 would be worse than osti artists pupia. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.400 Bang osteotists ingrown here. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:33.280 And you'd spend days and days to days picking that 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.000 thing out, yeah, out. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:38.560 And then looking at myself in the mirror pane. Why 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:40.280 producers are. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.800 Yeah, I do this a lot too, Joe's I'm terrible 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.800 for it in most cases most days. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:45.800 But the big one. 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:49.480 For me recently on my European trip was that I 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.520 fully convinced myself that I was in the next Taken 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.559 movie in almost any given situation. So if I was 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.320 in a bar and a good looking man you know, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.360 it's a hello and offered to buy me a drink, 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.640 I'm in a sex trafficking and that's it. 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.040 I'm ding who's the man in your life that plays 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.120 role at Lemnesson? Chris? Give it? 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:06.600 What do you mean? 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:13.360 Look, I will find you give her back? Now, we're 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.520 not gonna do that. 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:21.240 You produce it. Georgia field him when you're away, she's yeah, 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:22.360 So there you go. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.360 Eighty five percent. That's an alarming statistic, but it's actually 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.240 quite a nice statistic. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:30.600 One the other day, so my husband, so we have 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.840 a place down at Middleton, and so he ducked off 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:34.520 down there because we have to clean it because we 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.000 a B and B it, And so he went down 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.600 there and I was trying to call him, and it 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.240 was over something innocuous and little. But when he didn't 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.839 answer the first couple of times, I've gone, oh my god, 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:44.719 he's crashed his car. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.400 Something's happened. So I kept calling and calling and calling. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.640 Little did I know he'd snuck off nine holes with 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:52.640 his father in law at Mount Compass. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:53.800 Did go greggy? 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.360 Yeah, And then you wonder if he hasn't had a 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.319 heart attack or something on the golf call because he's 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.040 too relaxed. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:00.439 Yeah, for some reason, that's true. 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.960 Question for you, are you're allowed to have mobile phones 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:04.920 on a golf course? Because he just doesn't seem to 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.200 answer his win, he must have had it on vibrates. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.680 Oh okay, so there you go. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.400 That thing was blowing up in his pocket. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.440 So I don't know, you're going to be fine. Eighty 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.959 five percent of the fifteen percent that are buggered. You 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.680 got Joe Biden? Of course, yes, I mean it is 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:19.320 going badly. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:20.120 Yeah. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.480 And also Jade's eyeball. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.440 Oh that's going real badly. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:24.840 Yeah. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.160 So Joe's your eyeballs and that fifteen percent, I'm sorry. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.240 I ball's got very valid concerns. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.240 Maybe maybe that's why he stayed away so long on 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:33.640 the golf course. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:37.480 You should be. Yeah, why would he come home to this? Now, 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:38.440 that's a job. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.400 That's a joke, that's a job. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.640 Job, that's a terrible job. 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.240 Sometimes when things are sort of crashing around, you're like 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.440 that are on Friday, you think, gosh, we need some leadership. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.120 We just need a little bit of humor to lighten 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.320 the mood in his global catastrophe. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.400 And that's when you read Abbey steps up a good morning. 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:01.560 Lo are we they're going very well? 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:02.040 How are you going? 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:02.360 Yeah? 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.120 Thanks? Excellent new nails? 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:10.160 I see No, okay, cool nail chair. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.360 No, I got this done for my friend's baby. Shaw. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.920 I wanted to be in the theme, jungle theme. So anyway, 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:18.680 moving on you Saturdy Joe's oh and you? 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.800 I yeah, do you know what I went? 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:22.320 Do you know what? 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:23.840 I looked at her and I went, no, I'm not 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:25.600 going to do it. It's a Monday. Let's not start 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.800 off on the wrong force. But you went there that 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:28.720 band aid off. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.280 Just let me know when we're done and the humor starts. Oh, 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:34.080 good one. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:37.520 I'll give it off. You guys don't mind, sure, let's go. Okay, 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.760 Can I ask you this question? Why was sixty nine 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:45.440 afraid of seventy because they had a fight and seventy one. 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:55.280 Penny good, Panny, I get to do that. Yeah, okay, 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.280 I don't know if you get it. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:01.600 Get it like I get the seventies more and sixty nine. 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.360 But anyway, six seventy I had a fight, and seventy one, 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:06.800 as in like SEVENY won the five, but it's actually 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.080 seventy one. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:14.120 It's just a crap joke, you go, joke. I was. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.080 I was at the pub on the weekend. Of course 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.200 you were, and no I wasn't. I'm doing drug to 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:22.640 luck anyway, very on brand for you, and a bossy 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.920 man walked into the bar and many ordered everyone around. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:31.320 That's a joke. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:38.520 Sorry to everybody who listens to this expecting good quality. Okay, 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.240 were ready, yep, all right. I don't know if you 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:41.880 guys heard about this, but and you store opened up 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.680 in Adelaide over the weekend. It's called the Husband's Store. 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.720 Of course I'm looking for a husband, so I thought, hey, 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:47.080 I'll go. 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.160 And check it out. There are some rules though. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.200 There's five levels and you can visit each one, but 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.160 you can't go Once you get to that level, you 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:54.360 can't you can't. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:55.520 Go back down. Okay, okay. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:56.920 So I went to level one and the sign on 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.240 the door said the men on this level have a job. 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.520 I thought, well, that's great, I'm looking for that. But 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:03.320 what else is there? There's five levels. Let's go to 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:03.640 the top. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:04.640 Yeah. Level two. 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.560 The sign says this level has men who have a 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:09.280 job and want kids. All right, that's good, but let's 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.240 go again. Level three the sign says this man, this 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:14.480 has men who have a job, want kids and do 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:15.200 the housework. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:16.560