Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Wakey, wakey, we'll start your morning the right.
Speaker 1: Away can be great, gonna be a good day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Laurens one hundred.
Speaker 3: Wow, good morning everybody working on Monday.
Speaker 1: Morning.
Speaker 3: Fascinatoryeve, I'm calling it.
Speaker 4: I reckon there's fascinating you people who might not go
Speaker 4: to work a bit bit of a sore head.
Speaker 1: I reckon it.
Speaker 4: Do you know maybe they planted the seat on Friday,
Speaker 4: that might be sick on Monday.
Speaker 1: Get a four day weekend.
Speaker 3: If you're smart, you would have rolled in the sore
Speaker 3: throat last Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty five Thursday might be too early. You'd be
Speaker 4: better by Monday.
Speaker 3: Twenty five bucks in my local chemist to get a
Speaker 3: medical certificate? Is that all?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: I think I think you have to be Saturday.
Speaker 4: It's not just what does it cost twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: to get a medical certificate?
Speaker 3: You're walk into the chemist and pay twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2: What an amazing? Tell them what you want?
Speaker 1: That's freeom is that is it allowed?
Speaker 2: Round upon?
Speaker 1: It's got to be six.
Speaker 4: They take your temperature or something. They just get down
Speaker 4: there today, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Do you never know what you can catch at the
Speaker 2: club on a Sunday night. Exactly, I'll take what do
Speaker 2: I feel? Apparently the club's last night, as in Sunday night,
Speaker 2: are the busiest on that night that they.
Speaker 4: Are doesn't any night all year surprising? Exactly, Well, you
Speaker 4: have a good Derby Day cleanse.
Speaker 3: Were you at them last night? Is that what you're
Speaker 3: saying for research purpose?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Just doing a temperature check?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I just.
Speaker 1: Needed to on Saturday, you work? You working?
Speaker 2: Did not work?
Speaker 1: Did you have?
Speaker 3: The wife and I had a lovely day out, had.
Speaker 4: A nice little catch up at Derby Day. Unis go
Speaker 4: out in public very often. I try and keep you
Speaker 4: at arm's length.
Speaker 3: I know, we pretended we didn't know each other. I
Speaker 3: was like, hy, I'm Jason. Felt that Louis was on
Speaker 3: the bubbles, and then we had all out of the bubbles.
Speaker 3: She was a bit of fun. She was a bit
Speaker 3: of fun until the six pm anxiety we're now going
Speaker 3: home to.
Speaker 2: The kids kicked in.
Speaker 1: I should have waited till the kids were in bed.
Speaker 1: No need to put the kids to bed on the babysitter.
Speaker 4: I went to carry ok on Saturday night after Derby
Speaker 4: Day and I sung Anastasia because she sung at Derby Day.
Speaker 1: So I thought, well, you know, come on, you sing.
Speaker 2: It things you no, you know, choose that.
Speaker 5: Hard.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like that tracks.
Speaker 1: The other one. What's the other one? The other one?
Speaker 1: Hang on.
Speaker 4: Just so you know, we're not saying that's what Anastasia
Speaker 4: sounded like. We're saying that's what the moms in the
Speaker 4: crowd sound.
Speaker 3: I've lost my wedding slip. I was a winner.
Speaker 1: Oh what about that when someone loses their to you? Anyway, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're the races.
Speaker 4: Something very awkward happened to meet the races on Saturday though.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well let's get to that first up this
Speaker 3: morning and then later on if you are heading to
Speaker 3: lunches tomorrow or today. I know a lot of officers
Speaker 3: are getting together to celebrate Melbourne Cup. We have fashion extraordinary.
Speaker 4: The extraordinary. He's going to love being called that. Elliott
Speaker 4: Ghana fashion stylist to the stars. And now I've got
Speaker 4: a picture of our very own Clint Stannaway at.
Speaker 1: His first attempt at races dressing. I reckon about twenty
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 2: Elliott. He's like style police.
Speaker 3: He's actually, yes, you are.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be locked in the clink
Speaker 1: for a long time parole showing this.
Speaker 3: I've been told this photo is going to put you
Speaker 3: on death row, so.
Speaker 4: We'll put it on our socials a little lad too,
Speaker 4: because it's absolutely perfect.
Speaker 1: Dickie Glad. We've known each other for so long.
Speaker 2: Twenty years.
Speaker 3: The Melbourne Cup legendary jockey Damien Oliver Yep, he's won
Speaker 3: the Cup three times. He is in this Morning After thirty.
Speaker 1: Two twenty three thirty two.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I get my numbers backwards a large amount of
Speaker 4: Melbourne Cups, he wrote in that's amazing.
Speaker 3: We will get to that a little bit later on.
Speaker 3: Let's get into it right across Melbourne. Thanks right mate
Speaker 3: to what if it is Ozzie for travel. You're listening
Speaker 3: to Jason Lauren here on nover one hundred. You are
Speaker 3: on the air with Jason Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 3: Awkward airk F.
Speaker 2: That's awkward.
Speaker 1: Time to get awkward, guys.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 4: Now it's something that I find incredibly awkward. And it
Speaker 4: happened to me on Saturday at Derby Day.
Speaker 1: I had a few two seeing people out of context there.
Speaker 4: I am all dressed up and this lovely lady came
Speaker 4: over and said hello, and I was like, Hi, oh
Speaker 4: my god, how are you no idea who it was?
Speaker 4: Having a few times in rby day To be fair,
Speaker 4: but it's a woman I see at.
Speaker 2: The gym every day, but you're not used to seeing.
Speaker 4: She was in al element a hatch out of here
Speaker 4: and make it not even recognize it, like like I
Speaker 4: had never laid eyes on this woman before in my life.
Speaker 4: And then I felt so bad because she said, you know,
Speaker 4: and I was like, yes, I do obviously know who
Speaker 4: you are, even.
Speaker 3: Just introducing people, because my wife was with me on
Speaker 3: sad Day and I'm running into people I know and
Speaker 3: Lou and I have that thing where if I squeeze
Speaker 3: her hand, she knows that I don't know their name.
Speaker 2: So then Lou jumps in and goes, hi, I'm looking.
Speaker 4: Yes, see Paul knows when I go have you met
Speaker 4: Paul before? And then he goes, yeah, Hi, I'm Paul. Sorry,
Speaker 4: what was your name? I tried to train him like
Speaker 4: a labrador, but he doesn't do it very often.
Speaker 2: He needs to go to the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get rid of him.
Speaker 4: But it is a good one when you don't remember
Speaker 4: someone's name to introduce them to someone else that you
Speaker 4: do know, yeah, and then hope that they.
Speaker 2: Don't a universal signal hand scratch the nose or something.
Speaker 1: But then if it's universal, everyone knows.
Speaker 2: I guess you're no.
Speaker 1: I saw you scratch your nose. You don't know who
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: Small thing, and I'm sure they're not offended, but I
Speaker 3: feel like they are. You know, when a waiter or
Speaker 3: bring food around at a party, it's happening one of
Speaker 3: the mahr keys on the weekend and they'll go Aaron Jeanie,
Speaker 3: and I go, oh, what's in it? And then they
Speaker 3: say something that it might be, like, oh, it's beat trick,
Speaker 3: and you don't want to know after they've told you,
Speaker 3: they've told you what it is. I just lok like
Speaker 3: a master chef judge give me him a one. I
Speaker 3: wasn't full ten seconds ago and I asked what was
Speaker 3: in it? But now it's a hard You just say.
Speaker 2: What about something happened to me last weekend? Full lift,
Speaker 2: full to the brim, going down, I press ground. Everyone's
Speaker 2: getting off ground right, but someone gets in at one
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Get out early thinking you're at the thinking.
Speaker 2: And then you go squeeze your way back.
Speaker 4: Now you can't you just pretend you're the right floor
Speaker 4: and for the next one, just even squeezing in a lift.
Speaker 2: Or pressing the button when the doors have already closed.
Speaker 2: Wait that come in coming. I'm going to go one worse.
Speaker 2: It's happened at the old building we worked at. You know,
Speaker 2: when people are getting in and then the last person
Speaker 2: gets in and the case.
Speaker 1: People mill. It's absolutely humil.
Speaker 2: Stairs. I think I need it.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure our next guest has this is his
Speaker 3: ring tone.
Speaker 1: I think you might be right.
Speaker 3: Up in the sky calling the beggar race. The nation
Speaker 3: is not Lauren Phillip Matt Hill will get my money.
Speaker 5: Hello, j Laurence, love you to talk.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 5: Well that the build up as has been massive this
Speaker 5: year and looking forward to getting there tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Okay, so way now, how is that Let's all have
Speaker 4: a turn. So the gates open.
Speaker 3: And they're off away now coming down the streets.
Speaker 4: Well done, and they're often racing in the twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 2: No, there was hesitation there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot what you were in.
Speaker 2: And they're often racing away now Gayer now.
Speaker 1: Oh god, who won that terrible bat?
Speaker 3: You have a crack there, mate, Well you've sort of
Speaker 3: got to.
Speaker 5: Give it a little bit of a build up, so
Speaker 5: it's going to be something like and they're racing. It's
Speaker 5: But the thing is with calling racist, people assume that
Speaker 5: we have to be nasally and speak fast, but that's
Speaker 5: actually not the case. It's all about economy of words
Speaker 5: and saying the horses names clearly. But it's great funded
Speaker 5: it's an absolute privilege to do it knowing that your
Speaker 5: voice is heard for three minutes a year around around
Speaker 5: the country. Having said that, I reckon, I call twelve
Speaker 5: hundred races a year and I get judged on about
Speaker 5: fifteen seconds of the last fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this is like your Christmas Melbourne Cup Day,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's like the finale.
Speaker 5: Ah, look it's it's Christmas for adults, no doubt about that.
Speaker 5: It's such a great week as when you're a racing fan.
Speaker 5: We got a race's day day out, but they have
Speaker 5: for thirty seven races through the week at Flemingtons, the
Speaker 5: best of the best. It's fantastic. And what is great
Speaker 5: is it's the shop window to the rest of Australia
Speaker 5: and it's such a tradition. We're a young country and
Speaker 5: to have a public holiday for a horse race and
Speaker 5: for the nation to stop. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: How many Melbourne Cups have you called?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 5: This one coming up tomorrow's number eight.
Speaker 1: Do you a favor?
Speaker 5: No, Well, I'm very fond of the Melbourne Cup and
Speaker 5: fond of the of the races that I've done, so
Speaker 5: I don't really have a favorite, but I do remember
Speaker 5: when Bow and Declare won the race in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 5: That was such a great race. It was a great
Speaker 5: finish that goes down as one of the best.
Speaker 3: How do you do it? Like, do you learn all
Speaker 3: the horses in the lead up their colors? Are you
Speaker 3: watching through binoculars or are you watching the screen at
Speaker 3: the same time? And like, I know this sounds stupid.
Speaker 1: They all look kind of similar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really do. When it's a close race.
Speaker 5: It's a good question. We trade to learn the colors,
Speaker 5: so we've got photographic memories as the jockeys learn. We
Speaker 5: learned the twenty four sets of colors. And the thing
Speaker 5: about the Melbourne Cup is there's nine other races on
Speaker 5: the day.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I mean. Do you have to learn
Speaker 1: them more?
Speaker 5: One and seventy?
Speaker 4: This is where I get confused because some horse stables
Speaker 4: all wear the same colors.
Speaker 1: So how do you not get that muddled up in
Speaker 1: your mind?
Speaker 5: Well, the thing is that usually if there's duplicate sets
Speaker 5: of colors, they'll change the cap color docus. They are distinguishable.
Speaker 5: But so when we get to the end of a
Speaker 5: cup week, I would have learned about five hundred horses.
Speaker 5: So it's a long week, but it's like going to
Speaker 5: school and it's the best school test you could ever have.
Speaker 1: Seriously, photographic memory, Matt.
Speaker 2: So the cup is tomorrow, it's running one tomorrow. Did
Speaker 2: the nerves start to jangle? Now?
Speaker 5: A little bit? A little bit, but it's about twenty
Speaker 5: minutes before the cup, I get.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you do anything to ease the nerves?
Speaker 5: Not really? Just breathe, remember to breathe. The thing is,
Speaker 5: you're a step away from a career ending call if you.
Speaker 4: Once you call it, people are Celebrating's right, yeah, and
Speaker 4: people rip up their tickets and then oh, sorry, got
Speaker 4: it wrong?
Speaker 1: You back together.
Speaker 5: You have to betman, Absolutely, yeah, for sure, I love it.
Speaker 1: The thing is, but you're not all how to celebrate.
Speaker 1: I imagine if we.
Speaker 5: Can't affect the result of the race, but no, we
Speaker 5: couldware of it would be it'd be like having a
Speaker 5: use our salesman that doesn't like cars. We have to
Speaker 5: have a bet to be able to with, you know,
Speaker 5: be friends with the punter. That's what it's all about
Speaker 5: this morning, the racers. But to be the most accurate
Speaker 5: weekend for the punter.
Speaker 3: Well, mate, we are staked that you're behind the mic
Speaker 3: for the big race that stops the nation tomorrow before
Speaker 3: we let you go. We love your voice, we do,
Speaker 3: and you're going to put us to the test this morning.
Speaker 3: I believe you are going to commentate the lyrics of
Speaker 3: a song. We have to try and work out which
Speaker 3: song it is. I think we did this with the
Speaker 3: macas menu with you last year. I think the hash
Speaker 3: brown got up last year?
Speaker 5: Did the hash brown got up? So you guys have
Speaker 5: got to guess. So I've been given a few options
Speaker 5: of songs. Okay, So okay, see how you go? Okay,
Speaker 5: you're ready?
Speaker 3: All right, Well let's go to madam.
Speaker 5: So here in this song contest, we've got everybody in
Speaker 5: the car, So come on, let's ride for the liquor
Speaker 5: store around the corner. The boys say they want some
Speaker 5: gin and juice. But I really don't want to be
Speaker 5: bus I head last week. I must stay deep down
Speaker 5: because bo is cheap. This will give it away. Now
Speaker 5: we've got Angela, Pamela, Sandra and ye number five that did.
Speaker 1: Can you do that?
Speaker 5: Angela? Followed by Pabla, Sandra and Rita. As I continue,
Speaker 5: you know they're getting sweeter. So what can I do?
Speaker 5: I really beg you. My bod to me is worting.
Speaker 5: It's like a sport.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you on the nine Network tomorrow, Matt.
Speaker 5: Looking forward to it. And yeah, good luck to everybody.
Speaker 5: And my biggest bit of advice, And it sounds silly
Speaker 5: that make sure you can back a horse that can
Speaker 5: actually win, because it's no You just get a little
Speaker 5: bit educated, open up the form, God, have a good read,
Speaker 5: because there are a few horses there that can't win it.
Speaker 5: But for the sake of it, I'm backing Sea King.
Speaker 2: See King, See King, Bendy Go Cup winner.
Speaker 5: That's the one I've been very heavily back so seeking
Speaker 5: for me.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm in the back it as well, Matt, So
Speaker 3: whatever happens, can you just call that the winner? Matt
Speaker 3: Hill Johnny is on the air, have a great day tomorrow, Maddie,
Speaker 3: thank you, good on you there. He is the voice
Speaker 3: of the Melbourne Cup. The Melbourne Cup Carnival continues tomorrow.
Speaker 3: The Melbourne Cup Carnibal continues tomorrow with the Electus Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 3: Tickets are just from VRSE dot com dot I you
Speaker 3: have you had a blow up in front of people
Speaker 3: with your partner?
Speaker 1: Did you have one of the races?
Speaker 3: Do you know one of the races? But on the
Speaker 3: train last week.
Speaker 4: He doesn't catch the train. He drives a fancy car.
Speaker 4: He's not getting on the train.
Speaker 3: Last week. We got the air con put into the
Speaker 3: new house.
Speaker 4: You know how we know that you did that because
Speaker 4: you winged about it for a whole week.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Oh, this trade is in the house.
Speaker 2: It's so hard without the air cont.
Speaker 1: In the house. Oh my god, I've got to go
Speaker 1: home to a house for.
Speaker 2: I can't get a park. Do you know it was
Speaker 2: hard to get.
Speaker 3: I didn't build in nineteen eighty five. But yes, we
Speaker 3: got the aircon put in. The guy from airflow did
Speaker 3: a great job.
Speaker 1: I paid for it surday because it was hot.
Speaker 2: Yes, tell me about.
Speaker 1: It Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 3: However, Lou and I were having it out last week,
Speaker 3: not a good way or in a bad way. In
Speaker 3: a bad way. And then you know, like because the
Speaker 3: traders were there for like three days putting in all
Speaker 3: the ducting.
Speaker 1: And stuff, we knew about it. Yeah, we heard about it.
Speaker 2: They're in the roof.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard about that too. Imagine if you thought
Speaker 1: you were hot, imagine how hot they were.
Speaker 3: I got a massy boss, so added it to the invoice.
Speaker 3: Lou and I started fighting in the kitchen. As we're fighting,
Speaker 3: you could see this little dust fall down between us,
Speaker 3: and we both look up and they're currently chopping a vent.
Speaker 3: They're putting a vent in the kitchen for the listening
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: They don't care. They've seen it all.
Speaker 3: We moved to the master bedroom, and then ten minutes
Speaker 3: later we're still we're still at it. Dust falls from
Speaker 3: the master bedroom.
Speaker 1: They're following you around.
Speaker 3: Whatever room we went into. They're rightly above us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just taking it all in.
Speaker 4: I reckon tradees just they've heard and seen it all before.
Speaker 4: When you're in someone's home for a long period of time,
Speaker 4: like when we were renovating, oh Man, Paul and I
Speaker 4: had some blow.
Speaker 3: Ups over things, and you do it in front the trades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, this is my house.
Speaker 3: There was one point I looked at one of the
Speaker 3: trades and went, who's right.
Speaker 1: Love that I would be like, okay, guys, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: Who He did not want to get involved. I've never
Speaker 3: seen a trading almost turn the nil gun on himself.
Speaker 4: Now, if you had a trading lady, she would have said,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you who's right.
Speaker 3: That's thirteen twenty four ten. Have you had a blow
Speaker 3: up in front of someone or in a public place?
Speaker 3: Give us call. We'll hit the phones.
Speaker 2: Next.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren. Clint's here
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: Hello Lauren, we're talking about fighting with your partner. Is
Speaker 4: this way you stayed single?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Probably not? Probably well, at least you in the argument.
Speaker 1: I'm saying nomart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I third A twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: Have you had a blow up in front of someone?
Speaker 3: Give us a call. We just had this sen.
Speaker 7: In Hey, Jason, Lauren. Yeah, So we were traveling in Hawaii.
Speaker 7: It was the last night of our trip, probably getting
Speaker 7: on each other's nerves a little bit. We went to
Speaker 7: the supermarket to get some supplies for dinner, and my ex.
Speaker 7: He picked up this whole bag of those baby Bell cheeses.
Speaker 7: I just flipped and I just was yelling like.
Speaker 6: We don't need these.
Speaker 2: Why do you want to get these?
Speaker 6: We don't need these.
Speaker 8: We have enough food in front of the whole supermarket.
Speaker 8: We drove home, back to the accommodation of silence. We
Speaker 8: ate dinner in silence, went to bed, and.
Speaker 6: Then he dumbled to me seven days later.
Speaker 2: So that was good.
Speaker 4: Cheesus Christ, that's no reaction to the baby Bell cheese.
Speaker 4: Where they got they had to do.
Speaker 1: The had to do the mural.
Speaker 4: It's good, yes, yeah, to bring a statue of baby
Speaker 4: activity scene and she did the baby cheeses.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that the baby Bell.
Speaker 2: Shared a wife with the cheese?
Speaker 3: And because every all I can think is everything in
Speaker 3: America is like cute, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So you can imagine how.
Speaker 3: Big we don't need this.
Speaker 2: Cheese.
Speaker 3: You'll find this hard to believe. But Brody executive producer,
Speaker 3: who we affectionately referred to as the Thumb, was it
Speaker 3: you and your wife?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 9: And let me preface it by saying, my beautiful wife, Anika,
Speaker 9: we were lying flying on our honeymoon and I had
Speaker 9: been up and down to the overhead cabbage cab cabin
Speaker 9: about five times.
Speaker 2: Overhead you'll get you.
Speaker 9: Getting something for her, And then she asked one more time.
Speaker 9: And we've already been a bit stressed at this point.
Speaker 9: So we fall on the plane for about eight hours
Speaker 9: and the people around us would just had to sit
Speaker 9: there and endure it.
Speaker 2: And we just went back.
Speaker 1: And she needed from the overhead cabbage can I ask.
Speaker 9: She needed one of those neck pillows. It wasn't even
Speaker 9: sleep time. That was my biggest point.
Speaker 4: Every minute on a plane this sleep time. And you
Speaker 4: need in the words of Taylor Swift, you need to
Speaker 4: calm down.
Speaker 2: You know what. You're lucky.
Speaker 3: You won't put on the no fly list attitudes.
Speaker 2: You can't take cabbages on the plane.
Speaker 1: Sleep time, you must stay awake.
Speaker 3: What's it like like? Do you want to she's going
Speaker 3: to leave the cable tie her at home for her
Speaker 3: to be able to eat dinner. How does it work
Speaker 3: at your place? Tells her when she can sleep free range.
Speaker 4: I would have dumped you for that on your honeymoon
Speaker 4: as well. Do whatever she wantsymoon.
Speaker 2: Why am I not surprised?
Speaker 4: You know what honeymoons and the day of the proposal,
Speaker 4: many people have big fight. We have fight on the
Speaker 4: day everyone does because you boys are at weird.
Speaker 3: Want to go and buy a microwave a target we
Speaker 3: had to blow up in the back of the camp
Speaker 3: on the way to lunch, and I'm like, you can
Speaker 3: get and f and microwave whenever you want. We're going
Speaker 3: to lunch. And then in the actual honeymoon, we were.
Speaker 2: Stupid.
Speaker 3: No, we're playing monopoly and we're fighting over who got
Speaker 3: park Lane and Mayfair. Just as the free seafood platter arrived.
Speaker 3: So the guy sitting there holding this giant platter and
Speaker 3: we're going each other.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who won? Who got park Fair?
Speaker 6: Games?
Speaker 1: Get heated?
Speaker 2: What is it called? She got Mayfair?
Speaker 4: The day Paul proposed, we were all dancing. But I
Speaker 4: remember I told you we're in greets and we're all
Speaker 4: dancing by the pool.
Speaker 3: Oh you're wrapped like a chicken. Weren't you a roast?
Speaker 2: Were you in that?
Speaker 4: I look like a Christmas hamm. Okay, that's not what else,
Speaker 4: That's not where I was going. Sorry, we're dancing around
Speaker 4: the pool and Paul said, everyone turned the music down,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, no, we're having fun. Don't turn the MUSICU.
Speaker 4: Paul's like, everyone, can we turn the music down? I
Speaker 4: need to tell you something. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I was so mad.
Speaker 1: We'd beat it a long lunch. I'm like far place.
Speaker 4: And then the music stopped and he proposed, got down
Speaker 4: on one day and proposed, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: thanks for turning the music down, guys.
Speaker 3: Now put on a BECI I'm getting married. Ebony in
Speaker 3: Ballarat morning, Hi, hey going we are good public blow up?
Speaker 3: So where was yours?
Speaker 10: Well, we've seen many and we've had a few ourselves
Speaker 10: backing in the caravan.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 3: My dad always said if you want to if you
Speaker 3: want to watch a live fight and action, go and
Speaker 3: just grab a beer and sit the boat ramp.
Speaker 10: Honestly, everyone in the caravan park watches you. It's high
Speaker 10: pressure because you've got the left and rights and then
Speaker 10: you've got to do the opposite. Think it's just it's
Speaker 10: so confusing.
Speaker 3: Doesn't he have those extendable like side mirrors.
Speaker 10: Don't do nothing. We've even got a reverse camera on
Speaker 10: and it's still.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But Ebony, when you're set up and you're sitting there
Speaker 4: and you see newbies arriving in the caravan park.
Speaker 1: We get the.
Speaker 10: Popcorn ready to like honestly, and we not like we
Speaker 10: can forget the fact that two hours ago that was
Speaker 10: us flew Yeah, and we see back and we just
Speaker 10: enjoyed the show.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: That's funny watching someone else's kids, Chuck Attenchrument Westfield, You're like,
Speaker 3: sucks to be you. We love our kids today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean every day, Yes.
Speaker 1: Every day, we will all the days.
Speaker 3: Welcome morning, Melbourne for all three of you that have
Speaker 3: decided to go to work or school.
Speaker 1: Today, school or schools on public.
Speaker 2: No, no, my kids have the day.
Speaker 1: Off, curriculum days.
Speaker 3: What Jesus wanted he got the races, Well, I think
Speaker 3: he was getting him and his twelve mates together for
Speaker 3: a big lunch for the Melbourne Cups, to long lunch,
Speaker 3: last supper.
Speaker 1: We're smarter, not harder to take the Monday off.
Speaker 2: That's what they should have called.
Speaker 3: They should have you know, are you coming up this hour?
Speaker 3: We are about to start shaking the tree in.
Speaker 1: The shaking the tree, give it a shake.
Speaker 3: Thanks to Melbourne's Christmas Wonderland. It arrives at Corefield Racecourse
Speaker 3: from November twenty nine, you can book now a Ticketmaster.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is listen.
Speaker 1: Out for this, so that could go any time.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 3: When you hit the sleigh bells, give us a ring
Speaker 3: and you will win whatever cash falls off the tree.
Speaker 3: It is that easy. Right across Melbourne, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: You've got Jason Lauren. This is no bad guys. It's
Speaker 3: that time of the year, Derby Day or wasn't it
Speaker 3: a ripper? The turnout was incredible. Tomorrow the big one,
Speaker 3: the Melbourne Cup at Flemington and all eyes will be
Speaker 3: on the style.
Speaker 4: Does he Well, it's not the horses, but I mean
Speaker 4: Melbourne Cup day, whether you're going to the races, whether
Speaker 4: you're having a barbecue. Is anyone out there listening to this?
Speaker 4: Is anyone work? People are there, but I know everyone's
Speaker 4: pool to sicky today.
Speaker 3: They could a lot of lunches happen tomorrow. Yes, what
Speaker 3: do you wear? What's in style?
Speaker 2: Or have you been down to gas man to collect
Speaker 2: to your your turtle neck? Yep?
Speaker 3: Ready to go?
Speaker 1: Are you wearing white shoes? You're going oak stay, aren't you?
Speaker 3: I'm going oat stay now. I'm going to avoid the
Speaker 3: y D white shoes this year okay, good choice.
Speaker 4: Well, one of my best friends is a styl like
Speaker 4: on Melbourne's a stylist.
Speaker 6: Call him?
Speaker 1: Would you call him a stylist to the.
Speaker 2: Start, He's one of those stylish men. I know.
Speaker 4: You know what he styled Jason our campaign images and
Speaker 4: you've never looked better.
Speaker 3: Jason Mutton dressed as Lamb. We described it two years
Speaker 3: off your life. Yes he did, he really did.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he's here right now.
Speaker 4: You might have seen him on seventh Sunrise talking fashion
Speaker 4: Elliott Garno each day.
Speaker 6: Morning, Good morning, guys, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Is this your Christmas spring racing?
Speaker 12: It's more my Halloween. Yeah, it's always falls around Halloween.
Speaker 12: It's got the same energy, so yeah, it's always good
Speaker 12: fun though.
Speaker 3: Question. I was going through old school photos the other day.
Speaker 3: Will we act with socks and suits and showing.
Speaker 4: Remember once upon a time you weren't allowed into the
Speaker 4: members of you.
Speaker 1: Get kicked out.
Speaker 12: I used to have a full formula to this because
Speaker 12: I never wanted to wear socks ever with my suits,
Speaker 12: so I used to pack them in my pockets and
Speaker 12: as I'd get to the turnstools for the members area,
Speaker 12: I put them on, get through into the members take.
Speaker 6: Them off and chuck with in the bin.
Speaker 12: I'm that committed to you, and now I would never
Speaker 12: not wear a sock with my suits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, men are wearing socks.
Speaker 6: Men are wearing socks. I think it's just like.
Speaker 12: One, it gets a bit hot at the track, guys,
Speaker 12: so you don't want the poggy toes right, and Two
Speaker 12: it actually it makes.
Speaker 6: You shees more comfortable. Three it looks a little bit
Speaker 6: more stylised.
Speaker 12: A little node you can have, you know, check the
Speaker 12: Bart Simpson socks on if you want to chat up
Speaker 12: a bit of character, a character.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, Jase, remember you used to wear Abart Simpson time.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the character time?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm surprised they gave you a job of David
Speaker 12: Jones at a Bart Simpson time.
Speaker 1: He was in the Electric Electrical. Oh, people still wearing characterize, Elsie.
Speaker 6: I think people are still wearing characterized.
Speaker 12: I mean to be honest, it's all about self expression
Speaker 12: the racetrack. So if you like a character, put him
Speaker 12: on your tie and represent.
Speaker 2: So you're saying anything goes.
Speaker 6: I am saying anything goes.
Speaker 2: To an extent, rules are out the window.
Speaker 6: In twenty twenty four, Saturday, dress to impress and dress yourself.
Speaker 4: Okay, because can I say I'm actually nervous about doing
Speaker 4: a full race day in stilettos because all we wear
Speaker 4: now is women as sneakers, which I love.
Speaker 3: Where do you sit on girls taking their shoes off
Speaker 3: as the race day goes on?
Speaker 12: It's a hard night. I'm personally going around giving out
Speaker 12: jail warrants. It's jail time, no parole, lock them up
Speaker 12: the key.
Speaker 6: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: Ones. They're the ones chundering in the rose bushes, right usually.
Speaker 6: Well, no judgment from me on that front.
Speaker 1: You've done We've the races once.
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 3: It does the report on the current affair every.
Speaker 12: Year, Martin King Martin Partial to a rose bush.
Speaker 2: You find the.
Speaker 3: Amount of girls I've seen in film on that share.
Speaker 1: Them sat John's chair.
Speaker 6: These poor cheeks, the going to the track with their mates.
Speaker 12: Just give them a break, just avoid the rose bush
Speaker 12: and just you know, let them live their life.
Speaker 4: I mean, you've worn some ridiculous things to the races,
Speaker 4: Elliott once when in a like embroidered suit that looked
Speaker 4: like sigh doing gang them style.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're chatting about on the podcast.
Speaker 4: You once also look like Draco mal for them and
Speaker 4: when you peroxided to hear yeah, but.
Speaker 6: That wasn't for the races.
Speaker 12: That was for my brother's twenty first remember, and I
Speaker 12: got heckled from the side of fitz Roy Street. Soone goes, Draco,
Speaker 12: where'd you park your rug? Like Aladdin has a rug,
Speaker 12: not Draco Malfoy.
Speaker 6: He's going to broom.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's park Flemington for a sec. If people are
Speaker 3: heading to office lunches or barbecues tomorrow. What's the colors.
Speaker 12: Of the season for Melbourne Cup Day? Really anything? Guys,
Speaker 12: It's definitely the most colorful dawy on the calendar. And
Speaker 12: so subsequently you can just kind of embrace anything. I
Speaker 12: think if you do it not heading to the track
Speaker 12: and you're embracing an office thing or something at home.
Speaker 12: Is just include an element of something fun for Cup Day.
Speaker 12: For a girl, you know, it could be something fun
Speaker 12: in her hair, it might be something she already owns
Speaker 12: that she's won once to a special occasion, really fun
Speaker 12: to bring that out and wear that again. And for
Speaker 12: the guys, you know, just just dress up, chuck on
Speaker 12: you know, your favorite jacket, maybe your college shirt, just
Speaker 12: something that makes it feel not like every other day
Speaker 12: of the year.
Speaker 2: Fair point and color. We were embracing color on Cup Day.
Speaker 12: Right, we are embracing colour on Cup Day, so as
Speaker 12: you would have just seen on the weekend, Darby Day's
Speaker 12: black and.
Speaker 6: White is all that color.
Speaker 12: Oaks Day's much more leaning into the femininity, and then
Speaker 12: Stake stays a little bit more casual, people going with
Speaker 12: their kids and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Elliott, I've got some photos of us over
Speaker 4: the years, Jace Clinton Night the race of me as well,
Speaker 4: and I'd like to do a queer eye.
Speaker 1: What was that show called.
Speaker 6: Straight talk about?
Speaker 4: All right, well, you're going to have a turnout of
Speaker 4: coming up next. You can give us a roasting on
Speaker 4: some of our outfits over the years.
Speaker 2: Can't wait.
Speaker 4: We have stylist to the Stars Cleanton Jace. When I
Speaker 4: say stars, he styled you once. That's how he got
Speaker 4: that titled.
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 3: That was it?
Speaker 12: Daily Mails Number one stylis Jace Hawks and.
Speaker 3: Just quickly for people who want to dress up and
Speaker 3: look flashy but don't have the money for it because
Speaker 3: times are tight. Where are the shops that have the bargains?
Speaker 3: But look the goods.
Speaker 12: To be honest, I would actually start in your own
Speaker 12: wardrobe and pull out something that you love that you
Speaker 12: haven't necessarily given enough love too. You might have bought
Speaker 12: something for a special occasion that you might want to
Speaker 12: wear again that you're a really great place to start
Speaker 12: shopping from your own wardrobe is a very thrift fortunate
Speaker 12: way to do it. All your favorites like got your
Speaker 12: Chadstone's and that kind of thing, and Target, who have
Speaker 12: some really great millinery for the girls, came up. It's
Speaker 12: got some really great millinery for the girls. Bras like
Speaker 12: Levisa do incredibly affordable, great things. We don't say fascinator anymore.
Speaker 6: Hats and millinery.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's let's fly through these. We've got
Speaker 3: some shocking looks of in the past. So what is
Speaker 3: this is this?
Speaker 2: Is this your wooden bow tie?
Speaker 3: You're that's that's a wooden bow tie.
Speaker 12: So for those listening, Jason's wearing a slimline navy suit
Speaker 12: with the white shirt and a wooden bow tie.
Speaker 6: He looks like Pinocchio's cousin.
Speaker 12: But to be honest, Jase, I don't actually reckon it's
Speaker 12: that bad. Like if you're going to go out of ten,
Speaker 12: I'd say solid seven. He's got a funky bow tie
Speaker 12: on giving a talk note, I honestly, I'm I'm not talking.
Speaker 1: The rest is fine.
Speaker 6: No, it's not bad.
Speaker 1: The bow tie, the rest. You could wear that again
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 12: Want, As we said earlier piece, you want to be
Speaker 12: a conversational points you're out there.
Speaker 6: I don't mind. I don't mind this.
Speaker 2: That's like seven years ago. I could would It's wouldn't
Speaker 2: all right, next one, it wouldn't.
Speaker 6: Okay, this is about fifty times worse.
Speaker 12: This is giving Tommy Bahama in middle aged Miami on
Speaker 12: one of those like.
Speaker 6: God, just got off a cruise. Can you describe it?
Speaker 5: Miami?
Speaker 6: Not even a drug dealer and a drug dealer's assistant.
Speaker 2: He's like, welcome aboard the p and O Fair Princess.
Speaker 12: Okay, it's a carbon star, got a vista delat your
Speaker 12: heart out.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 12: So it's like a it's like a blue and white
Speaker 12: floral print jacket.
Speaker 3: You know it's worse.
Speaker 6: What the beer?
Speaker 1: No, it looks like it's got for knees as well.
Speaker 3: It's a short suit.
Speaker 12: Oh the same print, Yeah, I can see the short
Speaker 12: that's do you know what like you looks like you're
Speaker 12: on a Caribbean cruise. I'm gonna say what, I'm constructive criticism.
Speaker 12: If you get a salvage this, maybe a white pant
Speaker 12: might have taken it across the line.
Speaker 2: But not.
Speaker 6: It's very of the time, Jase.
Speaker 2: What he was? This lushy? All right? Next, okay, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 5: Oh, I remember this girl in her my era.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I remember this girl very well. We were we
Speaker 12: were best antenna.
Speaker 6: She'shed.
Speaker 12: She literally the most glamorous who from Whovill with that
Speaker 12: on her head.
Speaker 4: I remember to duck through doors. I couldn't fit in
Speaker 4: the car. Look at those things coming out of the top.
Speaker 3: I also look like you slept with a curling one.
Speaker 6: Head to toe floral. Her head pieces flowers. It doesn't
Speaker 6: matter dress, it's flowers.
Speaker 3: She's standing next to flowers.
Speaker 6: The shoe, though, is nude. So you brought home with
Speaker 6: the subtle shoe.
Speaker 1: I remember those shoes. I love them. I think I
Speaker 1: wore them all four.
Speaker 2: Radio reception with that.
Speaker 4: Next up, now, this is one I have found of you, Clint.
Speaker 4: It's actually equipping from the newspaper.
Speaker 1: So you must have looked good.
Speaker 4: And I can't wait to hear Elliott, you haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: Jase Elliott, you haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: Did you find this? Do you know?
Speaker 3: The first thing stands out to me Low's commercial.
Speaker 2: It looks like you're in over loas is generous?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 12: I need to talk about the green No, you know
Speaker 12: how they've got the Okay, guys, we're looking at a
Speaker 12: newspaper cliping. There's a flat lay of Clint's outfit, which
Speaker 12: is just baffling to me, to the editor, even though
Speaker 12: that anyone wanted to copy this out there.
Speaker 1: Bring Carnival Special with Clint stann Away.
Speaker 12: But why is it all so big? Like this before
Speaker 12: the days of tailoring? Why is everything so large?
Speaker 6: It's like so ill.
Speaker 2: Fitting borrowing somebody suits.
Speaker 3: You look like the contestant on The Biggest Loser when
Speaker 3: they come back for the end episode.
Speaker 6: Did you look like the used car salesman from the seasons?
Speaker 4: If you want to look like Clint, you can wear
Speaker 4: these outfits closes of them somewhere.
Speaker 6: Suit looks like it smells like moth balls.
Speaker 12: It's purple shirt and green lime green black shirt with
Speaker 12: like the biggest clothes.
Speaker 4: You know what those shoes look like, They look like
Speaker 4: the tall the small man shoes where they give you
Speaker 4: extra height.
Speaker 2: Do you see what's in my right hand?
Speaker 1: Are they binoculars?
Speaker 2: Binoculars? The track with the best excess.
Speaker 3: I also will point out the color palette is the
Speaker 3: same as the joker in Batman.
Speaker 4: All Dollie picks up on our socials as well. If
Speaker 4: you want the look, can you read I've shot? Can
Speaker 4: you read a quote from Clint there?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 12: There's nothing better than back of your winner at the
Speaker 12: races and feeling comfortable in the closure. And let me
Speaker 12: give you a hot tape at you're more than comfortable.
Speaker 12: You can fit another person in.
Speaker 6: Of course.
Speaker 12: At the track, it's all about bright colors teamed with
Speaker 12: a classic black designer suit. My favorite brands are Ted Baker,
Speaker 12: he Rouci, Rest in Peace, to work and wait hold
Speaker 12: on to work.
Speaker 2: Travesty.
Speaker 6: No, I'm just these are brands Travesty.
Speaker 12: And Moss for smart cash Shorry I got stuck there
Speaker 12: for smart casualt.
Speaker 6: What is travesty outfit is a travesty.
Speaker 1: Travesty was huge in two thousand and ten.
Speaker 3: Stussy didn't get a round.
Speaker 2: I was actually from two thousand and five, Wow, twenty
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: That was my first year out of school. Why were
Speaker 1: you the model?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They wanted a big name a Channel nine.
Speaker 4: It also says on weekends he chooses to chew out
Speaker 4: in jeans.
Speaker 12: And oh my god, but these combinations are quite something.
Speaker 6: I mean, purple and green.
Speaker 12: Let me just give advice to all listeners this morning,
Speaker 12: do not wear purple and green.
Speaker 1: Purple and green should never be seen purple.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Lozzi.
Speaker 12: Purple and green should never be seen evertwelve love Elliot.
Speaker 3: It's been a reality check this morning. We appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Always happy to.
Speaker 4: Help what he's rolled up and he couldn't be any
Speaker 4: more Melbourne. His head's a toe black.
Speaker 2: Jesus is handsome.
Speaker 3: I said to it, how old are you?
Speaker 12: I'm I'm single, I'm twenty seven, all right, get my date.
Speaker 6: I am rifled thirty three.
Speaker 3: I was about to say the age keeps getting younger
Speaker 3: every time I asked.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Christmas Wonderland arrives at Colfield Racecourse from November twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Book now at Ticketmaster. Jason Lawrence shame.
Speaker 6: Shut shut, shake shot it.
Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. How I love this. I've
Speaker 3: taken the kids before it's a crack up Melbourne's Christmas Wonderland.
Speaker 3: It arrives at Corfield Racecourse from November twenty nine.
Speaker 2: You can book now a ticketmaster.
Speaker 1: The can kids.
Speaker 4: It's were off on it, don't they They all love
Speaker 4: kids everywhere and then out of it it's.
Speaker 1: Like the most Christmasy thing you can do outside of Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you're taking him to the North Pole
Speaker 3: without the hawk flight and.
Speaker 4: We've got a pretty fun little game happening at the moment. Jace,
Speaker 4: if you have heard the sleigh bells ringing, which I
Speaker 4: think a few people have, or you got to do
Speaker 4: his course on thirteen twenty fourteen and you could be
Speaker 4: winning the cash that falls out of the Christmas tree
Speaker 4: when we shake it.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Carla, who's a chef. Good morning morning,
Speaker 3: what's your special dish?
Speaker 13: Or I think the most popular requests is it a
Speaker 13: five rife or.
Speaker 4: Sided chicken rice with a salted chicken five rice?
Speaker 1: Or starta chicken or sartage chicken.
Speaker 3: Oh no, shirt, but that's a pretty basic mealder cook,
Speaker 3: isn't have.
Speaker 1: You said the most popular?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good, cool, good call?
Speaker 4: Going wrong with a fried rice or a Sartain Chicken.
Speaker 4: All right, Carli, you've made it through for us to
Speaker 4: shake the tree.
Speaker 3: Let's see how much cash you winning?
Speaker 1: What edge Bob book it is Carla, you are winning
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 4: Eight hundred dollars coming your way for a little Christmas
Speaker 4: treat for you.
Speaker 3: Oh, no light, no worries, mate. Melbourne's Christmas Wonderland arrives
Speaker 3: at Corfield Racecourse from November twenty nine. Book now a
Speaker 3: ticket master. We're going to be shaking the tree all weeks.
Speaker 1: A nice little chrissy bonus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you tell the partners five hundred.
Speaker 3: Hey coming up, Jane Loue, one of the judges of
Speaker 3: Shark Tank, is going to join us on the air
Speaker 3: because we are about to launch a brand new business
Speaker 3: right across Melbourne. You're listening to Nova one hundred. Gear
Speaker 3: it up for Melbourne Cup Day tomorrow, and our thoughts
Speaker 3: are with everyone who unfortunately have just got that last
Speaker 3: minute Flew and Sniffle are unable to go to work.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say our thoughts with
Speaker 4: everyone who has to wear spanks to the races tomorrow,
Speaker 4: because I will be in this so uncomfortable, and my
Speaker 4: thoughts are with you. Remember my girlfriend wore them wall
Speaker 4: them back to front by accident at the g string
Speaker 4: up the front. Couldn't walk the next day. So make
Speaker 4: sure you check your spanks.
Speaker 2: We should we should do we should do a no
Speaker 2: you don't want to.
Speaker 1: Have gastro while wearing spanks.
Speaker 3: We should do a mass spanks day where we all
Speaker 3: take them off at the same time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we call it spanks for coming.
Speaker 4: Just so you know, it's not a quick process. It's
Speaker 4: not a quick process, really know.
Speaker 3: When we got home from Derby Down Saturday night, I
Speaker 3: was trying to put on the moves and I want
Speaker 3: to get out of all this.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'll have a sleep for you, and.
Speaker 4: Also don't touch me because I am so I have
Speaker 4: been holding this in for hours of freedom.
Speaker 1: Like, let me I could describe it.
Speaker 4: How would I describe it to a man taking spanks off?
Speaker 1: Have you ever worn a swimming cap? I want to
Speaker 1: swim and peel it off and you're like, oh, I'm free.
Speaker 3: Well, you see people at Sea World release the animals
Speaker 3: back into the ocean.
Speaker 1: Actually, have you ever bought one of those? While the
Speaker 1: mattresses that come rolled up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that and you watch it and it
Speaker 4: looks calming. That feels so shout out to all the spanks.
Speaker 1: Where's the help the cup?
Speaker 3: Have you enjoyed your mattress in a box moment from.
Speaker 1: And you don't want anyone to watch you.
Speaker 4: It's a private moment uploading that video, it's a private
Speaker 4: moment that you should.
Speaker 2: Never Let's catch up with our next guest.
Speaker 11: Our next guest is an ozzy business woman who's found
Speaker 11: one of the world's biggest fashion retailers.
Speaker 14: I started Chowpo from my parents' garage and now that
Speaker 14: business makes over a bundred.
Speaker 2: Million dollars a year.
Speaker 11: She's also one of the five sharks on the hit
Speaker 11: show Shark Tank.
Speaker 6: Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Jane Lo. Whoa jan Loo? Good morning morning, Good morning Jane.
Speaker 3: All right, how many businesses did you invest in last
Speaker 3: year and are they still going? So?
Speaker 14: Last year I ended up investing in three. They're all
Speaker 14: still going. Yeah, they know they're doing well.
Speaker 2: What's a good pitch then, like, is it is it
Speaker 2: the charm? Is it the I mean, the budget's got
Speaker 2: to be you know, got to be right.
Speaker 3: I know they I know think sharks love subscription models.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that true?
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, I mean I think it's just really hard
Speaker 14: to nail subscription. So if someone can prove a model, yes,
Speaker 14: but generally people everyone wants that, but it's really hard
Speaker 14: to get.
Speaker 2: So you've actually.
Speaker 14: Nailed it with two of the three my three things
Speaker 14: that I need because so first of all, yes, you've
Speaker 14: gotta be timing. You have to sell the dream because
Speaker 14: if you're not going to sell yourself, then no one
Speaker 14: else is going about it.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, that always helps ex sells flirting with the shark.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you have people pitching ideas to you now,
Speaker 3: like when you go to barbecues and like that. Yeah, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got an idea for it. It's going to be
Speaker 3: worth a fortune.
Speaker 6: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, go do it.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you said to it because my eight
Speaker 3: year old.
Speaker 1: I'm scited because I think this is a great idea.
Speaker 3: So my eight year old honey is money obsessed, let's
Speaker 3: be honest.
Speaker 1: A hussler Jane.
Speaker 4: He's like, he'll also love this is we kept you
Speaker 4: out of the studio, you know, in case he rocked
Speaker 4: in because he'd probably steal your handbag.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was.
Speaker 3: He is an entrepreneur. So basically we used to live
Speaker 3: across the road from a baseball field and not on
Speaker 3: a hot day he would sell icy poles. But he
Speaker 3: had a tip jar on the counter and he would
Speaker 3: spray water on his face. It looked like he'd been
Speaker 3: out sweating and sitting there for hours. People felt bad
Speaker 3: and put money in the tip jarcket on him, But
Speaker 3: then as they walked away, he'd take money out of
Speaker 3: the tip jar and had a different jar on.
Speaker 1: The account I want to look like you've got many tips.
Speaker 3: So the tip jar always looked empty. He made one
Speaker 3: hundred and sixty dollars in two days, smart super god,
Speaker 3: and this morning he has an idea he'd like to
Speaker 3: pitch you. Are you ready, Yeah, go on.
Speaker 2: Next into the tank.
Speaker 6: As a young boy with a new spin on jewelry.
Speaker 15: Hu Shacks, my name is Hudson. When you were growing up,
Speaker 15: did you watch your sisters and mum putting on fancy
Speaker 15: jewey and think, wow, that looks flushy, but what color
Speaker 15: was some star as well is her books on the well,
Speaker 15: now we come, I give you Boidling, a line of
Speaker 15: cool flushy chains. Jewelry for kids from diamond basketball chains
Speaker 15: two friendship ones that you can share with some mate,
Speaker 15: I have to stock, I have the website now. I
Speaker 15: just in a shark I want to join me and
Speaker 15: had some drink to boys lives with boy playing.
Speaker 3: So he has created boy bling. He loves a bit
Speaker 3: of bling.
Speaker 1: He wears like, oh my god, he's a door.
Speaker 3: Hey, he loves a bit of jewelry. But there's no
Speaker 3: jewelry out there for boys.
Speaker 1: Chains and stuff.
Speaker 14: Actually, I have a four year old and when Taylor
Speaker 14: Surfaces was here and everyone had the tailor Swift bracelet
Speaker 14: and we made some.
Speaker 6: Some of the girls I work made me some. He
Speaker 6: my four year old love them.
Speaker 14: Yes, yeah, look, there's definitely there's definitely something there and
Speaker 14: he needs to Yeah, he should just get on TikTok.
Speaker 2: She's trying to get out, you know, when they're sort
Speaker 2: of like, yeah, yeah, it's not for me. It's not
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: I've already got a business that's a competitor.
Speaker 1: Remember a four year olds to deal with.
Speaker 3: You just don't want any other kids to deal with.
Speaker 1: Poor Hudson.
Speaker 3: Well, he's got his website. It's up and running, all right.
Speaker 6: I know you love it.
Speaker 3: I know what you'll say. It's a classic line on
Speaker 3: Shark Tank. I'll be a customer, but not an investor.
Speaker 1: I don't want to break it's a lot. I think
Speaker 1: it's a great idea.
Speaker 2: I'll Investrand does the wodies on Shark Tank still, Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: he is he still making bank.
Speaker 6: He sure is.
Speaker 2: He's a creator, he's a shark.
Speaker 1: Remember there was a guy that made the Doner suit.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that that was pretty much a knockoff
Speaker 3: of the audio.
Speaker 4: Was a tracksuit made out of a material. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he walked around like Michel Man.
Speaker 3: I had one and everyone would have been taking the
Speaker 3: Pierce a Jane And now here they are sitting here with.
Speaker 14: Us, the producers and I have we prankd the Shark
Speaker 14: so last year we actually had the idea of having
Speaker 14: something like a Doner, a wearable Doner, just a prank.
Speaker 6: Davy gets a real hitting that.
Speaker 2: Yes, he would love that Shark Tank.
Speaker 3: You can catch up on ten play if you've already
Speaker 3: missed last week's Otherwise you can see it fresh Wednesday
Speaker 3: night eight thirty on ten and ten Play. Jane Louis,
Speaker 3: thanks so much for jumping on. We love the show.
Speaker 16: One question question five thousand dollars please please, yes, Chief.
Speaker 2: And Lawrence, five thousand dollar question.
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Speaker 4: All right, let's try and win someone some cash. Laura
Speaker 4: from Upwegh, you're out chosen to play a good morning.
Speaker 14: Good morning team.
Speaker 1: Are we're very well?
Speaker 3: Laura?
Speaker 4: Do you listen to the five K question a lot?
Speaker 4: And how do you go playing along in the car?
Speaker 5: Not very well?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's that's that's confident, all right, yeah, yeah, okay?
Speaker 3: Are you ready to roll the disce?
Speaker 4: I just saw your building a holiday house in Bonnie Dune.
Speaker 1: We're going to Bonnie.
Speaker 4: I love Bonnie Dune. I think it's one of the
Speaker 4: most underrated places in Victoria.
Speaker 10: Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 5: And you know, as we say, bit a serenity.
Speaker 3: All right, we are playing for five thousand dollars. Five
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Speaker 3: get a question. You will have three seconds to answer.
Speaker 3: If you don't know, may I suggest you guess?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 6: What is the tiny bit of plastic at the end
Speaker 6: of the shoelace called three?
Speaker 11: Two?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 2: A cat?
Speaker 1: It is not a cap lor. I'm so it is
Speaker 1: an aglet?
Speaker 4: Would you believe an ag lit? Imagine who invented that?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 3: The guy that invented the aglet or the lady is
Speaker 3: worth a fort John, Oh.
Speaker 4: My gosh, an aglet. People who work in shoe shops
Speaker 4: would know that.
Speaker 3: Made of Mind started selling you know, the curly laces
Speaker 3: or you don't actually have to do them up, they
Speaker 3: just sort of curl.
Speaker 1: They were massive in the nineties. I hadn't.
Speaker 3: He was trying to bring him back. He guess it's
Speaker 3: going to make me a fortune.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's too like it. Well they were elcrow now bel crow.
Speaker 4: Hey Laura, thanks for playing along anyway, and enjoy building
Speaker 4: that holiday house in Bonnie Dooing.
Speaker 1: You live in the dream.
Speaker 5: Oh thanks, Jem, have a great day.
Speaker 3: Thank you to Dora. I can heading to CAFC and
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Speaker 3: with his nine ninety five. Not available on delivery tomorrow
Speaker 3: is Melbourne Cup and one man knows what it's like
Speaker 3: not just to win the Cup, but win at three times.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Legendary jockey Damian Oliver, mister Melbourne Cup himself, joins us
Speaker 3: next here on Nova and let's say hello to our
Speaker 3: next guest.
Speaker 11: Introducing our next guest, here's one of Australia's most decorated jockeys.
Speaker 17: I like to think jockeys are pretty strong characters and
Speaker 17: maybe gett knocked over and getting back up a few
Speaker 17: times throughout your career certainly helps you deal with those situations.
Speaker 11: With one hundred and twenty nine Group one winners and
Speaker 11: three Melbourne Cup victories to his name, he's a small
Speaker 11: man with big accomplishments.
Speaker 6: Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Damien Oliver, Damien oli Our good morning, Good morning morning guys.
Speaker 3: Hey you first year you're on the Champagnes and not
Speaker 3: on the horse.
Speaker 17: Yeah, a bit more relaxing. I've had to revisit my
Speaker 17: wardrobe a little bit. The girth's a bit bigger this
Speaker 17: year than it was last year.
Speaker 3: Same, but I wasn't riding.
Speaker 4: It always like freaks me out a little bit though.
Speaker 4: How intense you guys have to train to be jockeys,
Speaker 4: Like when you see jockeys in hot baths before the race,
Speaker 4: is just trying to drop those tiny tiny bits of weight.
Speaker 1: Are you relieved to not have to do that anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I am, I certainly am, and I'm joining.
Speaker 17: The sleeping's a lot more too, not the early mornings,
Speaker 17: all that side of it, thank starving myself.
Speaker 3: Did you ever do the the runs in the garbage bags?
Speaker 17: Not quite a garbage bag? We had these things called
Speaker 17: sawna suits because they're a bit more advance.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do they help you drop? Weait quickly?
Speaker 6: They do.
Speaker 1: Oh, we must get some.
Speaker 3: We'll breakfast in the moment.
Speaker 4: Days tomorrow, I've got a full twenty four hours before
Speaker 4: I need.
Speaker 2: This is your first Spring carnival, though not riding, well,
Speaker 2: I mean, what's it like? It has been a weird feeling.
Speaker 6: It is a bit weird. I'm getting used to it now.
Speaker 17: It's been sort of since the end of last year
Speaker 17: since I haven't done it, so yeah, it's been a
Speaker 17: long time that I did do it. I think over
Speaker 17: thirty six years or something like that. Wow, it's a
Speaker 17: little bit of getting used to it.
Speaker 2: Cups is that in thirty six?
Speaker 6: I raided in thirty two.
Speaker 1: And one three?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Was there one that was your favorite? Was there one
Speaker 4: that was more special than the other? Melbourne Cup?
Speaker 17: The most memorable would obviously be Media Puzzle when I
Speaker 17: lost my brother the week before, But they're all pretty special.
Speaker 17: My first one was amazing, changes your life, and then
Speaker 17: I won one for gay Waterhouse as well on Purente,
Speaker 17: so they're all very special.
Speaker 1: How did you do that?
Speaker 4: How did you ride Media Puzzle a week after losing
Speaker 4: your brother? Because it was the whole country was captivated
Speaker 4: by it.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was pretty crazy. I'm glad it happened when
Speaker 17: I was a bit younger. Had it happened when I
Speaker 17: had children, I'm sure I would have been much more
Speaker 17: emotional about it. But yeah, I managed to do it.
Speaker 17: At the time, I didn't think it. Wasn't sure if
Speaker 17: it was the right decision because I didn't have such
Speaker 17: a great week other than that Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 6: But I was glad I was able to pull it off.
Speaker 4: But the whole of Flemington was cheering for you to
Speaker 4: win that like it was amazing to see the whole
Speaker 4: place just behind you in that moment when you crossed
Speaker 4: the finish line.
Speaker 1: How did you feel?
Speaker 17: It was a lot of relief, to be honest, I'd
Speaker 17: been beaten on a lot of favorites leading up to
Speaker 17: that race, and usually you get plenty of advice and
Speaker 17: it gets louder during the day if you're getting beaten
Speaker 17: on favorites during cup week. But yeah, it was a
Speaker 17: huge relief, and you know, I had no idea how
Speaker 17: bigger occasion it would be, but it was a wonderful
Speaker 17: memory and tribute for my brother.
Speaker 1: And do you get to keep the Melbourne Cup? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Do you get to keep the Melbourne Cup?
Speaker 2: Sort of?
Speaker 1: This is the joe keeps the horse.
Speaker 17: Owner or larger one for the owners, and then the
Speaker 17: jockey in the trainer gets a replica about you know,
Speaker 17: two third size as well, and the strapper as well.
Speaker 3: Do you ever, just as a power play, like for
Speaker 3: having people over for dinner, drink your wine out.
Speaker 2: Of the cup?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, just bring it out for especial occasions.
Speaker 4: Yet, especially when you've got job over that haven't one
Speaker 4: one you can drink out of that And I'll drink
Speaker 4: out of you.
Speaker 2: What's I mean? At Melbourne Cup day and you won
Speaker 2: it first in ninety five with Deremus with Leaf Friedman.
Speaker 2: What a great day that was. What's the feeling like?
Speaker 2: Is it exhilarating to know that you've got this? You know,
Speaker 2: you're sitting on a beast of a thing and you
Speaker 2: you know, then the horses nose edges in front and
Speaker 2: you're about to win the biggest bloody race on Earth.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a huge build up.
Speaker 17: There's no other build up to a race like this one,
Speaker 17: you know, and you know the Cup itself is an
Speaker 17: hour before that race, and the Cup so you've got
Speaker 17: a lot of time to think about it. You don't
Speaker 17: want to get in your own way and run the
Speaker 17: race before the actual race. But then when you do
Speaker 17: win it, and if you come around that home turn
Speaker 17: you're thinking you're a chance. The emotions that you're feeling
Speaker 17: are just extraordinary. And then when you do win it,
Speaker 17: the relief, the excitement, it does change your life. And
Speaker 17: I mean you can win every other race and not
Speaker 17: be sort of recognized to mainstream people. You win the
Speaker 17: Cup and then all of a sudden changes changes.
Speaker 2: When you're coming back to scale and you're interviewed. I
Speaker 2: think your words were, I just won the Melbourne Cup. Yeah,
Speaker 2: actually I quite believe it. Yeah, yeah, it was a
Speaker 2: life changing experience. I'd run second the year before when
Speaker 2: I first want it, so to win it the following
Speaker 2: year amazing.
Speaker 6: Year was amazing.
Speaker 4: And so where do you watch the Melbourne Cup from
Speaker 4: tomorrow now that you're not racing?
Speaker 2: Because they have these.
Speaker 3: Fancy tents, which I'm not sure you're aware of.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine you being able to walk through Flemington.
Speaker 4: You would be like a rock star.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and especially as the day goes on with
Speaker 3: the punters.
Speaker 1: So where do you go to watch it?
Speaker 6: It is a bit crazy.
Speaker 17: I'm not sure yet if I'm going to go out
Speaker 17: or just watch it at home, or I might be
Speaker 17: doing some work on one of the networks.
Speaker 6: So I'm still working it out.
Speaker 3: We're on the air with Melbourne Cup winning jockey Damien
Speaker 3: Oliver this morning. Hey, we've got to go to a
Speaker 3: break on the other side of this though, I know
Speaker 3: there is someone at the track that scares the hell
Speaker 3: out of you, and we want to ask her about
Speaker 3: a net We're on the air with legendary jockey Damien
Speaker 3: Oliver this morning.
Speaker 2: Are we looking out for the imports this year because
Speaker 2: you know the stable at Werribee Way usually very very
Speaker 2: hard to beat.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I think Buckaro's my top pick. He's he was
Speaker 17: probably arguably unlucky not to win the Corefield Cup. He's
Speaker 17: missed a penalty for that. He's just got to run
Speaker 17: the distance. But I think he was the one with
Speaker 17: a flashing light on him and a bit of an outsider.
Speaker 17: I don't mind as well, who's really coming to form
Speaker 17: at the right time as a horse called Akita Sushi
Speaker 17: as well?
Speaker 6: Want to keep an eye out for.
Speaker 3: What's the relationship between jockeys.
Speaker 6: Like pretty good?
Speaker 17: Generally we have our moments, you know, it gets pretty
Speaker 17: competitive out there, but it's one of the stranger sports
Speaker 17: you'll sit in the Like most sports you opposition, you're
Speaker 17: sitting in the opposite rooms, we're all sitting in the
Speaker 17: same room.
Speaker 3: Then you get to go so the change roomor you're
Speaker 3: all together. Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yeah, So there's a lot of banter, you know, I mean,
Speaker 17: and there's a lot of fun, but at the same
Speaker 17: time it can be a dangerous sport as well. She's
Speaker 17: got to have a healthy respect for one another and
Speaker 17: occasionally when someone steps across that line, it can get
Speaker 17: a bit heated.
Speaker 3: Just on the dangerous sport angle. Horses scare me, Oh well,
Speaker 3: just because that's like there's such a powerful they're unpredictable.
Speaker 3: They're powerful, and that's my question. Unpredictable to you or
Speaker 3: because of the history you've got, the amount of work
Speaker 3: you've done with horses, you know of something.
Speaker 1: To try to read them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mostly you get on with them pretty well.
Speaker 17: You do get the odd one that's a little bit
Speaker 17: difficult to handle, but it's not only your horse you're
Speaker 17: sort of dealing with. When you're in a race, there
Speaker 17: could be fifteen or sixteen others as well, the cups
Speaker 17: twenty four, so it's a big field you go to
Speaker 17: try and navigate your way through. So and they're all
Speaker 17: trying to win the race and you're trying to win
Speaker 17: as well. So you know, there's a lot of tactics
Speaker 17: and competition that goes on out there as well.
Speaker 4: I know people say that the horses are scaring, the
Speaker 4: horses are tough, and the horses are all of this, but.
Speaker 1: Jockeys are so tough.
Speaker 4: Feeling like listening to jockeys talk about some of the
Speaker 4: injuries they're sustained and then got literally back on the horse.
Speaker 4: That's where the term came from. What are some of
Speaker 4: the things your body's gone through as a jockey? What
Speaker 4: are some of the injuries that you face? Just to
Speaker 4: give people a bit interested.
Speaker 3: You never see an ambulance going around the outside perimeter
Speaker 3: at the g do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But how tough?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: How much is your body gone through?
Speaker 17: My worst injury was I broke my back in two
Speaker 17: places and I had I've got six vertebrae fused in
Speaker 17: my spine, so from T one to T six, so
Speaker 17: pretty much through my shoulder blades.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after bad injuries.
Speaker 17: You had three hip surgeries as well, and the last
Speaker 17: one didn't go so well, So I'm probably looking at
Speaker 17: a hip replacement at some stage, and a lot of
Speaker 17: other broken pains as well, hip reconstruction.
Speaker 3: Did you run in the You didn't ride the Melbourne Company.
Speaker 4: I was walking a straight line along the beach, Jason
Speaker 4: Marquee must have been all those years of wearing high
Speaker 4: heels in the bird caves that got me.
Speaker 3: What hell? And with that though it never crossed your mind,
Speaker 3: it's time to get out of this point.
Speaker 1: It did last year.
Speaker 17: Yeah, exactly. It took a while for the penny to drop,
Speaker 17: but eventually got there. But no, look, I mean when
Speaker 17: you do it from such a young age, it becomes
Speaker 17: part of your life, a bit of a way of life.
Speaker 17: There's some injuries that you think you might not be
Speaker 17: able to come back from, but when you're young and
Speaker 17: you tend to bounce back a little bit better. As
Speaker 17: you get a bit older, you don't bounce quite as well,
Speaker 17: so eventually it catches up with you.
Speaker 2: But what are you doing now? Like, what do you
Speaker 2: do outside of racing? Obviously, spend time with family, which
Speaker 2: is a luxury you probably didn't have as much when
Speaker 2: you're riding.
Speaker 17: A little bit more time on the golf course, family
Speaker 17: time as well. My roles have change. My wife actually
Speaker 17: is going to work and I'm doing domestic chores at home.
Speaker 17: So that's done a bit of a fout cross. I
Speaker 17: like that he's still riding. No, I haven't been on
Speaker 17: a horse since my last race.
Speaker 1: Really do you think you will?
Speaker 17: I might do eventually. Yeah, I'm just enjoying having a
Speaker 17: break from it. I did it for so long.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting you say that.
Speaker 4: I was talking to gm Rooney the other day who
Speaker 4: won gold Olympic medals, and she hasn't swum since her
Speaker 4: last race.
Speaker 3: Sign would you? That's all you did?
Speaker 4: Doesn't want to get in a pool, doesn't want to swim.
Speaker 4: It's even a swim bar, not even to a swim week.
Speaker 4: We took all the stools clean.
Speaker 3: How well are How old are the kids?
Speaker 6: Twenty one, seven, eight and fourteen?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: You ever get old habits like you're trying to get
Speaker 3: him out the door for school and of a sudden
Speaker 3: the whip comes out.
Speaker 6: No, they just told me to get stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They taller than you. At what stage did they take over?
Speaker 6: I think two are taller ones not.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just such a funny thing. Our parents go, oh,
Speaker 1: you're nearly as tall as me.
Speaker 3: Any of them got the racing bug mate?
Speaker 6: Not really my middle daughter.
Speaker 17: I think she's liking the the fashion side of things
Speaker 17: and the party side of things.
Speaker 6: I think she's going to races a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The other two not much interesting.
Speaker 3: No, I wo'd be pretty proud of dad, I reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you're.
Speaker 4: So humble, so nice. Okay, So Melbourne Cup tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It is a if I was at the pub and
Speaker 3: you were next to me and I saw you on
Speaker 3: your betting app. I would just be like.
Speaker 1: Now you're not racing? I can yes, all right, who
Speaker 1: was it that's going to win?
Speaker 4: Let me write that down something And Sushi Akita, Sushi,
Speaker 4: Keita sushi, I.
Speaker 3: Write down Sushi Mango the comedy group.
Speaker 2: This isn't just Melbourne's race, It's it's Victoria's race. It's Australas.
Speaker 2: There's so much happening around the States.
Speaker 6: Race this day around Australia is huge.
Speaker 17: I mean every race meeting around Melbourne Cup Day that
Speaker 17: the crowds are huge. I think the seven race meetings
Speaker 17: throughout Victoria. It's just a massive day and used the
Speaker 17: racistops the nation.
Speaker 2: What about Gay Waterhouse isn't she an icon? She is
Speaker 2: just the other day, had no idea what was about
Speaker 2: to come out of her mouth.
Speaker 4: She was walking, she put her dog to the racetrack,
Speaker 4: whatever was happening, and she's everyone's there in their fashion
Speaker 4: and she's just walking.
Speaker 17: She's just a glorious You wouldn't mess with her with you, No,
Speaker 17: you don't upset gay.
Speaker 6: I've been on the wrong end of a couple of
Speaker 6: gays phrase.
Speaker 3: Yet I was about this. The first time in this
Speaker 3: chat i've seen the look of fear on your face.
Speaker 3: You've spoken about riding horses winning Melbourne Cup. But Gay Waterhouse.
Speaker 4: She was on the broadcast the other day and I
Speaker 4: think it was Jason Richardson was like, okay, we're on
Speaker 4: and she was doing her makeup and she was like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm doing my makeup sorry, and he's like we're like,
Speaker 4: we're on live.
Speaker 1: She's like that's fine, they'll wait, and then she just
Speaker 1: keeps doing a little checking and she goes to him
Speaker 1: and puts a bit of bronze on him.
Speaker 3: She's like, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: We're ready.
Speaker 6: No feelter gay.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like Gay is living in Gay's world
Speaker 4: and we're all just little minions.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine what someone like that would be awesome.
Speaker 1: This is very much Laurence.
Speaker 3: Well, I mate enjoy the day tomorrow. Congratulations on all
Speaker 3: your success. You're an Australian icon and yeah you deserve
Speaker 3: to have a few car once tomorrow and watch the race.
Speaker 6: Thank you. Everyone enjoyed the Melbourne Captays.
Speaker 1: Clinty, you know many of my friends, we have many
Speaker 1: metal friends, and I have question, do you know a.
Speaker 4: Few of them, Jase, but you don't know as many
Speaker 4: as Clint. I try and keep you separate.
Speaker 2: My friends for twenty years.
Speaker 3: It's Clint ever gone. How do I put this swimming
Speaker 3: in the friendship pool?
Speaker 1: Oh that is a good question.
Speaker 2: I mean Lauren and I haven't no no no no.
Speaker 3: No no no no no. But I'm talking like the
Speaker 3: friendship pull like Lauren's friends.
Speaker 1: Have you ever looked up with any of my friends?
Speaker 3: You have a stripped a friend?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think you've stooped any
Speaker 2: of my friends either, because you're your friends quite a pen.
Speaker 1: My friend Lucy is the ultimate catch.
Speaker 2: We're a bit similar than Lucy and I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, you're a catch too.
Speaker 4: No, but I think because Clinton, I have such great
Speaker 4: mate like I don't think i'd like it went wrong.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine you have to pick a sye?
Speaker 1: You're almost like a brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and I would hate it.
Speaker 4: My brother kissed a few of my friends back in
Speaker 4: the day, and that didn't go well.
Speaker 3: But I kiss a few, I was about to say,
Speaker 3: both ways.
Speaker 1: That didn't go very well either.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I have some gorgeous friends, as you know very
Speaker 4: well put together beautiful girls. I'm not going to name
Speaker 4: who it is because I want all my friends to
Speaker 4: think this is about them, but it's not. It's about
Speaker 4: one of them. Paul saw one of our friends the
Speaker 4: other day in the street and he came home and
Speaker 4: he said, she's so gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She always looks immaculate.
Speaker 4: Her hair is always done, her makeup is always perfect.
Speaker 4: And every single time I see her, whether it's in
Speaker 4: the morning, whether it's in the evening, whether it's in
Speaker 4: the afternoon, this girl looks like she's just walked out
Speaker 4: of her so long.
Speaker 3: You know, those people, I hate them.
Speaker 4: Just so well put together the outfits with And Paul
Speaker 4: said to me, I wonder if it's a bit boring.
Speaker 1: And I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: And he goes, well, she always looks like that, like
Speaker 4: I mean, look at you right now, he goes, And
Speaker 4: then when you get dressed.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sitting there on the couch and I'm like
Speaker 1: what and he goes, but like, you know, you just
Speaker 1: look so natural. And then when you get dressed and
Speaker 1: you just look so beautiful, and it's so like it's
Speaker 1: just you know, wow.
Speaker 4: And I was like, what do you mean that I'm
Speaker 4: sitting there in my hoodie, in my tracksuit, and he
Speaker 4: was like, no, I'm saying, I mean you you look great.
Speaker 2: What did you use to castrate him?
Speaker 4: I was like, he's just digging this whole bigger and bigger,
Speaker 4: and he was just trying to get out of it
Speaker 4: and get out of it. I was like, yeah, it
Speaker 4: must be boring for her husband, having her look like
Speaker 4: a supermodel when she wakes up Frank style.
Speaker 3: It's two words at a band in our house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the natural, like natural, you look so natural.
Speaker 1: No, don't ever say that.
Speaker 3: And the one that always gets me in hot water.
Speaker 1: I bet I know what word it is. I can
Speaker 1: read your mind.
Speaker 2: Four letters.
Speaker 1: Fine, should I wear this? That looks fine? Yeah? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not fine?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're right, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Don't ever tell a woman she looks fine?
Speaker 2: Oh god, what's wrong with fine?
Speaker 4: Fine means it's fine means I don't look gorgeous. So
Speaker 4: I'm going to go enough.
Speaker 3: You look fine?
Speaker 1: Oh that is why you're single. Oh yeah, you look
Speaker 1: good enough to go out.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to die?
Speaker 1: Yeah you are.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's how. Never say fine, I'm good enough
Speaker 2: to go out what's this?
Speaker 1: That's probably another reason why you're single.
Speaker 3: Mace Dog, who works in our promotions department, has just
Speaker 3: walked through. Good morning, Mace, hit the button.
Speaker 2: I'll just try it on a female here.
Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 2: How's a gown?
Speaker 3: You look fine today?
Speaker 4: Thank you? No, that's if you said that wrong. What
Speaker 4: you need to do is go Do you like her outfit?
Speaker 4: It looks fine, looks fine. That's that's the problem. That's offensive,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Very offensive? D She has no idea what she's walked into.
Speaker 2: She looks good enough to go out in.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: But when I put in an hour of effort of
Speaker 4: like washing my hair and putting on a face and
Speaker 4: putting on a dress, and I come downstairs and I go,
Speaker 4: is this okay? And by the way, nine times out
Speaker 4: of ten we're saying is this okay? Because we want
Speaker 4: you to go You look gorgeous. That's great.
Speaker 1: When I come downstairs, ago, is this okay to go out?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: I've got my handbag, I've got my shoes on, I'm
Speaker 4: ready to walk.
Speaker 1: No, No, you look lovely. That is so disingenuous.
Speaker 3: You're reading the auto kick exactly.
Speaker 1: Lucky it's fine. No, I want you to go.
Speaker 3: Oh you look great, beautiful, you look magnificent.
Speaker 1: Try hard.
Speaker 4: Hey, Brodie, do you like this outfit? I'm about to
Speaker 4: walk out the door. You look great, Lory, Thanks Brody,
Speaker 4: love you And I'm off Jase, you like this outfit?
Speaker 3: He's just trying to shag anyway. No him, Can you
Speaker 3: look fine?
Speaker 1: I told you, oh no, And then when you said
Speaker 1: I've already told you.
Speaker 4: Oh, well that's stuna, You've tom me Alex fine twice.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen, cearly.
Speaker 1: Not going anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm changing thirteen twenty four ten. Have you tried to
Speaker 3: give someone a compliment and it is backfired in.
Speaker 2: A spectacular way?
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, we want to talk compliments. Have you had
Speaker 3: a compliment backfire like a backhanded comp You got it?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to join us
Speaker 3: on the air. Let's go to the phone.
Speaker 1: Sarah from Roville, Morning Morning, Morning Morning.
Speaker 4: Did someone say something that they thought was a compliment
Speaker 4: but you took offense to it?
Speaker 3: Set the scene?
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 18: So I'm a skin therapist and I've had really, really
Speaker 18: bad acne most of my life that I've just kind
Speaker 18: of got under control. When once I was also working
Speaker 18: in my industry, but I had one of my clients
Speaker 18: come up to me and go, oh, thank god you
Speaker 18: finally got your skink kid.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank god. You don't lead with that.
Speaker 18: And it was also why I was also fixing her skins.
Speaker 2: I was also a great acres.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's just better not to lead with
Speaker 1: your glow.
Speaker 4: I had a bad year of skin recently as well,
Speaker 4: and sometimes Paul would say, Oh, no, your skin's not
Speaker 4: looking too bad today, too bad?
Speaker 3: No, wonder you guys don't know?
Speaker 1: That's that's that's what I would say, that doesn't look
Speaker 1: too bad.
Speaker 3: And it's like, what you need to say is you're
Speaker 3: glowing if you don't anything, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, if you said that, I'd be like, that's
Speaker 1: a lie, that's a lie.
Speaker 3: Let's go to my neck of the words he spent
Speaker 3: any Hi there you're going. We're talking backhanded compliments. What
Speaker 3: do you got for us? Oh?
Speaker 13: When I was working at Woollies when I was a teenager,
Speaker 13: my boss said to me, you're not just a pretty
Speaker 13: face after all. In fact, you're not even that at all.
Speaker 2: Oh just a sledge, isn't it.
Speaker 3: That's not a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 4: I think you was he trying to say, you're a
Speaker 4: good worker, but you're just not very pretty.
Speaker 2: Is always an issue. Don't do it full stop.
Speaker 1: No, you don't.
Speaker 4: But sometimes I mean to your friends or your family.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people do and you think it's a compliment.
Speaker 1: And it ain't.
Speaker 3: You remember when we got the ass last year and
Speaker 3: we were out of Breakfast Radio for a few months,
Speaker 3: and we had been caught up in a while, and
Speaker 3: I went over to your place and I walk in.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, whoa, look at you?
Speaker 2: A weight?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, okay, so never you guys will
Speaker 3: never told me I was super fat and I needed
Speaker 3: to lose weight, like you know, you weren't.
Speaker 2: Did I look fine?
Speaker 1: He looked fine.
Speaker 2: I don't do fine.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being hey, guys.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: We are out of here.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is Melbourne Cup day tomorrow. I have fun
Speaker 4: everyone going along? Do they still have a safe day
Speaker 4: and a fun day out of the races?
Speaker 1: And if you're wearing spanks all day tomorrow?
Speaker 2: And have we got sweet? Have we done a sweep?
Speaker 1: God speed?
Speaker 3: We're doing We're doing a Melbourne Cup party at our place.
Speaker 3: Got at your place to one of the moms.
Speaker 1: That guy who always fors asleep, standing.
Speaker 3: Up, going sleepy sedish is sleeping tomorrow. He won't be coming,
Speaker 3: But I've got tah and Bench coming around.
Speaker 1: Crazy benchy pants on bench.
Speaker 3: Yep and and Kiri Mann and coming here.
Speaker 1: Your not coming because he's not invited, because he's avoiding it.
Speaker 3: He can come to you once. We're doing a we're
Speaker 3: doing best dress. But it's for the most relaxed to look.
Speaker 1: I love it. What are you going to do?
Speaker 3: Whoever rocks up looking the most relaxed?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's your house that you've got to be
Speaker 1: in bed, feet.
Speaker 3: Lose, concerned. That's pretty much asking someone to come nude.
Speaker 1: But it's not relaxed. No one's relaxed when they're naked,
Speaker 1: unless you're a supermodel.
Speaker 2: They're really not.
Speaker 1: Being naked. Is for the bathroom with.
Speaker 2: The lights off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, that is it. Enjoy a cup day
Speaker 3: tomorrow Wednesday. Bye, Lauren up feeling good on No.
Speaker 1: One hundred. Chase and Lauren only go on socials.
Speaker 14: Yeah,