WEBVTT - Full Show: Please Stop Saying Boozies 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:11.000 Good morning, Melbourne. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:12.960 Wake, Wake Melbourn. 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.400 J Lauren, start your morning the right away. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:19.360 Be great. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.160 This is Jason Lauren. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:24.680 No, you're one hundred. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:28.000 Well, good morning everybody. Yeah, plants called it said it 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:29.320 was a Monday night, Tuesday. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.520 Already Tuesday. Here we go morning Melbourne's hard to keep. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.560 Track of, isn't it. It is four day week. We 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:35.279 will take it. 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.920 Yes, I would be sleeping in this morning if I could. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.200 In this rain. It feels like wintery all of a sudden. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.880 Yeah, I came. It came in late yetlf afternoon. It 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:48.480 was crap down our way. Surprised me that they paused 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:48.880 the footy. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:50.760 Oh I was at the footy. We'll talk about that later. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:52.080 It was very odd out there. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.920 Well yeah, be kef on the raise. Four hundred and 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:57.520 seventy seven calls to yes. Yes overnight so bucketed down. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.240 It absolutely poured when I climbed into bed. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:00.440 Though. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.200 I love going to bed and hearing the rain on 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.520 the roof, so cozy. But yeah, until you have to 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.000 wake up and you still hear the rain on the 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:08.080 roof and you've got to go to work. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.479 Well, school holiday, so I am happy to be here. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.480 Yes, did you have a nice easter. 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:17.200 Yeah, it was was a little chaotic, but. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.200 Is chaos, isn't it? 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.000 Guess one time Hudson got up for. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:26.240 The East money six three? Had the bunny even come yet? 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:27.800 Yes? Yes it had? 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.240 Oh god, thank goodness for that. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.720 Three am no three? 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:34.080 Ayem? 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.039 Did he get in trouble backed to be do you reckon? 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.480 Yeah? I talked him down till four point thirty and 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.039 I was like, release the hounds. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.760 I was away with nine children for Easter. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.800 Oh god, how was your contraception weekend? 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.080 Exactly? Like that's a great form. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.480 Stay away from me, Paul, You're not coming near me. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.520 I feel like East is one of those long weekends 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.680 every I'm so excited to have the four days off, 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:57.560 but you end up more exhausted afterwards than going into 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.000 it because it is non stop. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.760 Easter was the best one you got. I got a 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:02.320 milky bar. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.600 I was going to say, did you over indulge? 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.600 I got a milky bar Rabbit. 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:11.000 A milky still. Yes, milky bars are on us, Yes, 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.079 milky bars on. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.880 Milky bar kid to bring them into shap. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.600 We've spoken to the milky bar kid on the. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.040 Show, like where are they now? I think we have 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.519 to I've got a feeling the milky bar kid ain't 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:24.480 a kid anymore. 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.200 Thirteen twenty four ten. If you know the milky milk, 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.040 the milky back kittle, do you know? Because apparently I 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.160 think they swapped them out. 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.400 Yeah, they would have had a few major versions, like 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:34.680 the flight center pilots. 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.400 Well, imagine how creepy to be if there was a 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.359 twenty four year old dude, you know, wearing chaps saying 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:41.359 the milky bars are on me. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.360 I'd thanks, Yeah, you will go and buy milky bar. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.480 I get cleant opinion on which lane is the stop 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:51.560 lane in a drive? 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.639 Yeah I was. I went to tok them all for 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.000 a star. Oh yeah, beautiful part of the world up 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.760 on the river there and after the Toke them All 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:04.760 cup on Saturday, big affair in the Countryish, lavish. I'll 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.440 tell you about fashions on the field. A little later, 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:09.920 I'm we're in the drive through bottle shop and my 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:13.520 friend was carrying a slab of Bundy and cakes. I 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.320 had a bottle of vodka. We were going back to 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:20.280 our friend's house and we pulled into the browsing lane. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.079 You know, you can like the left lanes of browsing right, 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:23.519 thank you. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.720 Browsing No, hang on, hang on, here's my question though, 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:29.799 Right the browsing when you're driving into a bottle shop. Yes, right, Yes, 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:31.680 the bottle shop was on the right or the left 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:32.600 hand side of the driveway. 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.480 It's windows on the right, on the right. Oh sorry, 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.560 the windows are on the right. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:38.240 Yes, the browsing lanes on the left. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:40.040 You pull over to the left, that's on the right. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.600 If the windows are on the right. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:46.000 No, no, I disagree. Browsing lane is the opposite. 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:53.040 To the bottle browsing the window anyway. Shout out to 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.200 those in the bottle shop that all started tooting their horns. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:56.200 And I thought it was because I was in the 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.520 wrong lane, but it was actually because they all started 0:03:58.520 --> 0:03:59.840 going Laza Laza. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:07.240 We love Nova. Gets a Maduri. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:11.960 Mauri pineapples, a few things to say about our previous employer, 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:15.080 and to drive through. Yeah, but they love Nova. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:16.040 Good on them. 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.600 Hey, short week, but a really cool week because we're 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.440 taking the show to Adelaide. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.880 We are we're going to gather around. What are we 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.880 on now? It's a bit of a tongue twister. We're 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.480 calling it the Great gather Around Gathering. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:27.960 You got it? 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:29.880 You get that great gather around gathering. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:30.400 That's great. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.320 Yeah, you could be coming to gather around with us 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:33.520 for the great gather around gathering. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:37.040 Now she's showing off your chance coming up after seven, 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.159 we're talking flights a calm, tickets to footy. We're going 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.120 to be doing the show from there on Friday, Adelaide. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.160 It might be a little bit dusty after the Melbourne game. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:46.120 Wow. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:47.600 Yeah, yeah, I can't wait for that. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.720 Remember the show will be a half an hour earlier. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.760 Oh, time differences? 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.080 Why do they do that silly time difference there? 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:56.640 I think it's a difference. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:57.760 Does it make I think it's. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.600 Our last week of daylight savings this week as well, 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:02.640 isn't it. Then we go back to what is it 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:04.279 called Eastern Standard time? 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:05.240 So they go back. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.560 No talk about it next week. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.960 But yeah, they go back because you get an extra hour. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.320 Say hang on, no, you go to bedter now earlier. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:19.040 They go back at three, don't they go back at 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:20.440 three to two a m. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:21.600 A m. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:29.360 Anyway, they go back there, don't they because you get 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:30.000 the extra hour. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.200 This is what rattles me, because when you're going in, 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.400 if the kids normally get up at six, they'll still 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.799 be getting up at six, but that'll be five. 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.120 Their body clocks will be fine. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.559 Anyway, let's do it that next week, huge weekend of footy. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:45.760 We just had my Tiger's got to win guys, Rah 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:46.760 rah go tie. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.720 The Tigers got to win as well, and. 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.600 Melbourne United not so much final, mate, you would have 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:57.760 been proud of me. At my place, I had the 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.200 basketball on the TV and the footy on the Wow. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:01.640 I thought you. 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:04.040 Had a multi going. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:06.039 I think you were going to say you left the 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:09.440 house and actually went to a sporting around. Well I did. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:12.080 Yesterday I went to the Cats game. I actually went 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.400 to two games of footy this weekend randomly. I went 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:18.320 to the Western Bordos on Sunday, the boys playing West Coast. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:21.800 They absolutely annihilated them. We had some friends in town 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:25.320 from Byrons, so we allay random game to go, I know. Anyway, 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.640 we went to that, and then yesterday we went to 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.960 watch the great Tom Hawkins in his three hundred and 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.440 fiftieth game. The Cat's got to win for Hawk which 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.440 was great, but it was very unusual scenes there when 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.919 all of a sudden the game was stopped at thirty 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:41.040 quarters time. The players all rushed down into the rooms 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.719 for a severe weather warning. I've never seen that at 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.920 the footy before. Has it happened many times? 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:47.960 Says It happened a couple of years ago in the 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.520 West out at Perth Stadium, Melbourne and the Eagles were 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.520 playing and they had to from off the field midway 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.160 through the last quarter for a lightning event nearby. 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.600 Well, I didn't see a strike of lightning anywhere near 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.240 the MC, but the rain was hectic, but no one 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.400 really knew what to do there. It was really strange. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.400 Well, this was then pausing the game. Game I stopped 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.600 gaing lightning off to your rooms. Yeah, we've got to 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:11.400 go back to the rooms. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.280 You've got a lightning like twenty. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.240 Minutes, twenty minutes, even if it only goes for a 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:15.800 couple of minutes. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:20.440 Forty seven to your rooms, naughty kids. And then they 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.520 reeled the security guards out to go and stand in 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.080 the middle of the field like, don't worry about them. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:29.320 Good point, good point, and anyone's going to get struck. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.560 Forty seven minutes. There were two ground pitch invaders. Oh yeah, 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.000 just give me the crowd a bit of action. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.239 That's nerd, that's strong. It would be a giant whip. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.360 One I saw wasn't nerude, but one was trying to 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.280 One took a footy on and tried to kick a goal. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.160 I love that. That's solid. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.600 It was a really odd thing though, like forty seven 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.400 minutes just stopping in the middle of the game with 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.280 no action, and they the screens kept updating saying the 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:52.640 game will be back at six, and then it was 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:55.560 like six oh seven and then six eleven, and I was. 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.160 I was in the mcc members dining. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:00.840 Room, been doing it tough. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.600 There are a whole group of us there. We managed 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.960 to get tables for lunch to go and support Tom, 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.440 a whole bunch of Hawk Tom Hawkins friends. And I 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.720 got a phone call from a rival radio station saying, 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.760 any chance you're with Emma Hawkins, Tom's beautiful wife, And 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.720 I was like, yeah, why, They're like, we got nothing 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:20.000 to talk about on the radio. Any chance you could 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.960 hunt it down and get her to fill some some breaks. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.720 So I had to chase her down and there she was, 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:25.560 and if you know. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.760 You should put a time where Mark Clint she can 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:28.400 feel some breaks. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:31.680 They would have had to wind her up and take 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.800 the games back on, give it a wind. 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.280 Up please do everyone remember the bar forty minutes. 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.319 Yeah, because they made everyone get out of their seats 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:38.720 as well. 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:39.719 Everyone had to come in. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.920 Well they didn't have to, but they were like take it, said, 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.600 take cover. It was like batten down the hatchets. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.600 Remember they did that for two Swift in Sydney. 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:51.280 All the four people, Yeah, evacuate. Poor Tommy Hawkins is 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:53.720 in a bit of strife with his phone because someone. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:54.640 But it's someone's fine. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:58.440 Someone's handed him a phone to check out the raidar 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.120 and you're not allowed for in the room. So he's 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:05.199 there on the TV looking at the somebody else's phone. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.720 To be fair, it's one of the So there's ten 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.880 authorized people in each team that are allowed to phone. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.160 It's like the lead trainer, the I don't know who. 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.959 I think is a medical emergency, yeah right there. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.560 And then some of them are allowed to look at 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.440 the radars and whatever. And he turned his phone around 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:19.800 and tom took it and looked at it and gave 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.360 it back to him. And now he's been investigated. Isn't 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.480 integrity And I mean I think common sense has to prevail. Sure, 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.040 it's not his phone. He didn't actually do anything. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.000 He wasn't on Instagram Sports. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:31.839 But definitely no. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.360 Well that's the reason their phones will get locked up 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.600 before the games. I think it's I think it'll. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.560 Should have been the same rules. Should the rules when 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:41.959 the lines? 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:45.120 Can we talk about yes? 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.199 Yes, tops of twenty we are going forward? Is fifteen 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:49.719 At the moment, I think the good weather is well 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.480 and truly behind us. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.760 Oh no, I hope no, we've turned the corner. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.280 I was out for a fish on Saturday out in 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:56.640 the bay. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.000 Wasn't it just amazing for Easter? 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.800 It was like the glass out it was perfect, catching 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:06.880 about twenty five fish. God, all little pinkies. After you 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.520 got it, got up? Sorry, got up me for undersized? 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:13.120 Oh did you good on your excellent? 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.840 Good on you. It was a fun Easter weekend though, 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.320 I mean, I think a lot of people come out 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:21.360 of Easter feeling more exhausted than going into it. Like 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:25.440 four days with socially excited kids on sugar high, sugar 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:29.719 high chocolate, Hot Cross Barns, the Easter Bunny. I went 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.240 up to Tokamo, which was so fun. We've got friends, 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.000 we have a property up there and on the Murray 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.080 and on Easter's Saturday, it's the Tokemo Cup, which is 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:42.320 the country race day up there, and the last time 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.080 we went up at East was about eight years ago 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:48.480 and we got asked to judge fashions on the field. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:53.360 And on fashions on the field there's the tiny tots category, 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.480 there's the dapper male, there's the Lady of the day, 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.320 and there's a novelty question questions. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:03.120 Shorts or in the Dappa mail. Do you know, just 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:04.720 like some race days, they were relaxed and you can 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:05.319 just rock ups. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.320 Well, there was a man in fashions on the field 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:11.160 in just his undiesndays and work boots. So about eight 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.880 years ago we went up and I was with at 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:17.760 that trip, just into Campbell now just into Franklin, and 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.720 we were judges at fashions on the field and someone 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.520 threw a bundy, kind of bundy and coc atus because 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.680 we didn't vote for their daughter in Fashions on the field. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:31.640 So this year we just went as spectators whims and yeah, no, 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.600 there was much better behavior at Fashions on the field 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.840 this year. But we had all our friends kids. It 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:42.079 was so much fun that dad my daughter, Yeah no, 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:47.199 it was mum that threw the butter. Yeah, no, way, 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:49.400 so this year we had all the kids. It was 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.960 so fun. Then we had to get home because the 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.120 kids had to unwind because the Easter bunny was coming 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:55.640 in the morning. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:57.840 Oh yeah, you want downtime, You want those kids in 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:58.360 bed early. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.840 So we're away with nine kids in the house, like 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:05.839 you have three kids, nine kids plus before the. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.280 Want to the Easter bunnies bringing mellow tone and let 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:08.720 me tell. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.839 Me, Oh my gosh. Anyway, kids finally get to bed 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:17.120 and in the morning. Obviously there were three different families, 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.720 so the parents had all decided that there was going 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.400 to be a time everyone was allowed out of their room. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.240 So one family didn't run around and get all the 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.720 eggs first, right, So we wake up in the morning. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.360 Six thirty was go time. Six thirty Paul, my partner, 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.440 the biggest kid of them all, was up and Adam 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:37.600 ready for the east end. We walk outside. The Easter 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:42.319 bunny had left eggs all around the house. But it 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:47.680 turns out the animals, the wildlife had got to the 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.200 easter hunt before the kids. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.199 Are we talking wildlife or snakes? 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.080 I don't know, but it was empty wrappers everywhere, not 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:01.360 to the one all gone, just like. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:07.800 There was tears, fastage situations when they send back just 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.600 one finger. He's the wrapper. You're not getting the chocolate, 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:11.560 You're just getting the wrapper. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.440 I don't know, but I think the kangaroos are going 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.679 to be pooping tinsel all way. Thankfully, the easter bunny 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.920 had also left some eggs inside, so there was still 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:19.760 plenty to go around. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.959 He should It wasn't, Paul. It just woke up half 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.160 an hour earlier and just regularly. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:28.640 Around seriously potentially, but it was just rappers everywhere there was. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.800 The easter bunny let himself down. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.480 You know, it's still strong. The Humpty dumpty egg. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:35.760 Oh does that have the smartest good? 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.840 It's a good, still strong, it's a really good one. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:38.760 Still strong. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:45.800 Crunchy eggs also hot. Yes, here we go. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.360 The Darrely Rocky Roads. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:59.800 Soft chocolate. So you can government footy spectacular happening in Adelaide. 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.920 Tonight, Yes on Channel Line. I'm a part of that. 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.920 Actually after the show, I'm heading straight off to Adelaide 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:06.200 for gather around and then you're. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.720 Coming back and then going back to Adelaide. 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:10.600 But gather around spectacular, Yeah, so what are you doing? 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:11.199 Can you tell me? 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:15.920 Spectacular I'm doing some live crosses into the Gatheround Spectacular. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:19.440 I think it's called tonight on Channel nine with Eddie mcguer. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.840 I actually don't know exactly what I'm doing. 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.680 Will you be reprising your role as under the gym 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.120 meme sign when you were nineteen on a dotty outfit? 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.200 Okay, that's enough, out of YouTube, peanuts. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:34.240 We love our trades on this show, Jason, certainly, especially 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.400 our female trades, but it seems they're having a bit 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:37.960 of a hard time of at the moment. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.000 Oh the lady traders. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.760 Yeah, because some new stats have just been published which 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:46.120 suggests that some female traders are having to apply for 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:50.120 thirty plus jobs before they're considered for the work. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.800 So using the apps like high Pages and. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.800 The like are tasker effectively, people. 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.800 Will see a female name and they'll just cross it 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:03.040 off straight away, So there's no respect there. So what really, 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:07.920 so would I the female trades are doing, is they're 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:12.680 actually shortening their names to make them sound more masculine. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:13.400 What do you so? 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:17.600 For instance, if there's an Andrea, she'll list her name 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.320 as Andy No, just so she gets the work. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:22.160 I don't catfished. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.560 I would prefer I think I prefer a lady trading 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:27.080 in my house. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.680 I think it depends on the job. Maybe you know 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.880 what I mean, Like like sorry, if it's some big 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.680 like we're moving steel or something like that, I like, 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.000 I know, what have to help? 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.080 What are you doing moving steel in your house to help? 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:41.320 That's ridiculous. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.000 Also how to get the job done? 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:44.680 Yeah, I know, But like say, if it's something where 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:48.000 it's like I don't know, just like they need extra help. 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:49.760 Not straight from me, definitely not. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.280 But a lot of some women are much stronger than 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:53.520 some males. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:55.480 I think they'd be cleaner. 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.840 Man, definitely one percent. I think the women clean up 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.760 better after their job like we had. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.280 They wouldn't stop until it's perfect. I think be better 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.520 to Yeah. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.000 You'd let the lady trading. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.000 But Warren is going on, you wouldn't. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:14.920 Let a male trade to use your bathroom. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:19.280 I'll come on, you'll need to call another plumber skid marks. 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.040 Yeah, that's disgusting. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:25.040 Would be am I right, No, you're spot on, or 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.400 you need to bring in a whole other plumbing team afterwards. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:29.400 That's repulsive. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.840 Well, you'd let like you had a bunch of traders 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.680 at your house right last time? I visited. Did they 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.480 have free raid? Of course, that's probably why they're ripping 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:39.160 the bathroom out. 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.800 You can't say coming, come and work in my house. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.880 Come and work in my house. But no, you can't 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.200 use the facilities if you need to. Where are they 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:46.800 supposed to go? 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:48.120 Servo? 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:49.560 Oh? 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:52.440 I could see Lauren with one of those porterloos in 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:53.080 the front yard. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.080 I'd rather not have one of those in my front yard, 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:58.640 to be honest. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.040 On a hot day, there horrible place to be. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.600 We're a family, we're family friends going through a renno 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.280 and they were hosting Christmas and they had to get 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:09.320 the portalo removed just for Christmas Day. I was we're 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:09.960 coming over. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.240 Who hosts Christmas in a half renoed house? Surely someone 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:15.600 else could have a turn that help them out. Why 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:16.639 didn't you offer to do it? 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:19.080 Don't go there, hey, thirteen. 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.719 Now I'm going there, twenty new offer those Christmas if 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:23.920 your family were renovating. 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:25.840 Thirteen didn't want them using the toilet. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:31.640 Yes, seriously, this is Jason's thrown only thirteen twenty four ten. 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:34.520