Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Devastating news this morning that Liam Payne from One Direction
Speaker 2: has passed away.
Speaker 3: I know, very unexpected and very tragic, and.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry this is the first time that you've turned
Speaker 2: on the radio and that you're hearing it for the
Speaker 2: first time. There are so many like very sad, grieving
Speaker 2: One Direction fans today. Yeah, and it's just I mean, thirty.
Speaker 4: One years old, devastating and devastating. It's also devastating to
Speaker 4: think that he has a daughter, Swany, I.
Speaker 2: Know, I know, and yeah, look, you know, thoughts go
Speaker 2: out to the fans and of course his family and
Speaker 2: friends really really sad stuff awful.
Speaker 4: And also often when people pass away, Swanie, we do,
Speaker 4: especially here at Nova, sort of wind back the clock
Speaker 4: and listen back to their back catalog. Yes, and a
Speaker 4: song that you and I have always loved together, loved
Speaker 4: since it came out.
Speaker 3: I believe it was on the fifty shap.
Speaker 2: Yes it was, it was, and that's a long time ago.
Speaker 4: Ages We're going to enjoy that now in Liam Paine's honor.
Speaker 4: Here with read or It's for you on the Christy
Speaker 4: Swan Shows.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan.
Speaker 2: Show, and this is always an automatic. Yes, whenever we're
Speaker 2: off of this magnificent woman, Hello before her.
Speaker 5: Hello you two beautiful people.
Speaker 2: I mean, we just get you in. We don't really
Speaker 2: know what we're going to talk about, farm, I just
Speaker 2: want to look at you. You're so magical.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: And yes, you make me feel good every time I
Speaker 5: come in. I feel like, you know, I'm on top
Speaker 5: of the world.
Speaker 2: Well, that's our job, isn't it, Jack, It is.
Speaker 3: And you always serve a look for a smith.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You dressed very well.
Speaker 5: I know who I'm dealing with, so I know I
Speaker 5: have to denim romper dress denim romper with a boot
Speaker 5: that is in the style of I used to wear
Speaker 5: them in the nineteen eighties. It's like a heeled boot,
Speaker 5: but with a big overhang that covers up the ankle.
Speaker 2: It's sort of widened and I love it. It's like
Speaker 2: an uncircumcised Yeah. It's the best sort of way to study.
Speaker 2: Yeah cover. Yeah, it's got a wood, Yes it does,
Speaker 2: it does.
Speaker 5: Aren't they good?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 5: My mum would never let me wear these, probably because
Speaker 5: of those reasons.
Speaker 2: No, she wouldn't trust you to clean underneath it properly,
Speaker 2: you know. Yes, They are a magnificent pair of boots.
Speaker 2: You are a magnificent woman. Let's talk about spits and
Speaker 2: specs returns this Sunday, Yes, seven thirty back on all
Speaker 2: the standard amazing stuff. They're great show. Something has really
Speaker 2: caught my eye here. I know there will be a
Speaker 2: massive singalong. What is what is this? Please? Because I
Speaker 2: love a single.
Speaker 5: Oh you do love a sing along, and it's a
Speaker 5: beautiful singalong from the woman who has brought us pub choir.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've ever been along to pub choir.
Speaker 2: I really want.
Speaker 5: Everyone says it's amazing, and I've never done it either.
Speaker 4: Chrissy introduced me to that with the videos of them
Speaker 4: singing Taylor Swift. I remember, Yes, they're amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Astra Jorgenson is the woman behind it. She is phenomenal.
Speaker 5: So she'll be getting us all into a big sing
Speaker 5: along because we've got a special guest who has to
Speaker 5: show off his talents at the end of the show,
Speaker 5: which might just be the Prime Minister of the country.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit bonkers.
Speaker 2: He is totally bonkers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because politicians don't go on shows, and I was
Speaker 5: thinking about and going people as like, what's he doing
Speaker 5: on the show? I think the realization that, regardless of
Speaker 5: your political preferences, having your prime minister on a show
Speaker 5: that's obviously become so much a part of the cultural
Speaker 5: fabric that they want to go on the show. It's
Speaker 5: like that's a huge honor.
Speaker 2: People can complain and have a problem with everything these days,
Speaker 2: they cross my mind.
Speaker 4: And I think it's really great for him to go
Speaker 4: on a show like that and see a different side
Speaker 4: of his personality, not just talking about snore stuff, yeah,
Speaker 4: exact getting into the music and culture of it all.
Speaker 5: He does tell some good stories actually about Dolly Parton's
Speaker 5: two big sorry what Knockers buses buses that he got
Speaker 5: into the country as transport minister. There's that, and look
Speaker 5: he's good and look I was actually a bit nervous.
Speaker 5: I have to be honest, because these things can go
Speaker 5: either way. You get a prime minister of your country
Speaker 5: on a show, and if it turns, it turns. And
Speaker 5: so I was on my best behavior for about two
Speaker 5: minutes and then I just.
Speaker 2: Forgot lucky because he's got a personality which is great. Yes,
Speaker 2: Now Big Music Day today, Lee and Payne has passed away.
Speaker 5: This is awfully, awfully tragic, and I just want to
Speaker 5: say sorry to so many people who would be feeling
Speaker 5: really sad today.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that is a real, proper, legitimate grief. I
Speaker 2: remember when George Michael died, who was one of mine.
Speaker 2: I said to Jack this morning, I don't think I
Speaker 2: still don't think I'm over it. So I'm too old
Speaker 2: to be, you know, thrust into the depths of despair
Speaker 2: over Lee and Payne. Obviously it's very sad, but you know,
Speaker 2: it does exist. There are people that are going to
Speaker 2: be having really, really, really tough days.
Speaker 5: Yes, because you adore these people and there and his
Speaker 5: was a particularly intense fandom that he had with his audience,
Speaker 5: and that is you know, I think we've come to
Speaker 5: learn that it's important to legitimize these relationships because they're
Speaker 5: part of growing up. It's like blokes with sports people, right,
Speaker 5: that's fine, we make that serious. It's equally this is
Speaker 5: and quite often it's it's it's girls who adore these artists.
Speaker 5: But it's the same sort of thing. It's how you
Speaker 5: work out who you are, what you want to be,
Speaker 5: what type of people you want to be around. You
Speaker 5: play that out through these pop stars, and it's all
Speaker 5: perfectly normal and legitimate, and these relationships are very very real.
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree.
Speaker 4: In your lifetime, if do you remember a particular artist
Speaker 4: or band passing away that really affected you, oh, well.
Speaker 5: More recently, it would have been David Bowie. I remember
Speaker 5: when that happened, and that just kind of broke my heart.
Speaker 5: But I mean there's always been lots of them that
Speaker 5: just make you so sad. I think, probably given the
Speaker 5: you know the difficulty of his laterst story. But Michael
Speaker 5: Jackson of course really.
Speaker 2: Sad before shocking.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, obviously there's there's a really bleak
Speaker 5: history there as well, now that we know. But someone
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: Jeff Buckley, but me was because that's our generation.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and he was so beautiful and just such
Speaker 5: an you know, an angel. Sometimes these artists are so
Speaker 5: special that you feel like we don't deserve them.
Speaker 2: I think if an alert went off on my phone
Speaker 2: and Dolly Parton I died, I would have to clear
Speaker 2: the schedule.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's a no work day, that's a week off.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Stevin Nix of course, Swift, oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Can't imagine that nobody would shut down. Yes, we just
Speaker 4: have to go off air for a week out of respect.
Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite Taliswist song?
Speaker 5: Just do I have a favor? I think all too
Speaker 5: well at the moment, I sort of it sticks in
Speaker 5: my head all the time. That's one of those ones
Speaker 5: I get all the time, so I think that might be.
Speaker 5: It's not necessarily a favorite.
Speaker 2: It's just around.
Speaker 3: Is the version?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Too long?
Speaker 5: Too long? And I'm normally of your ill could you
Speaker 5: long get to the point. I really like that, the
Speaker 5: idea that you can play out at some theater within it.
Speaker 5: And she does it so well.
Speaker 2: She does so well, and went to watch her a
Speaker 2: too well, let's just to watch her perform that live.
Speaker 2: You're just like hanging off every word, she says, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Magic before hers Thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 3: Make sure you're tuning too.
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Speaker 2: There's the answer that we've been arguing to try and find.
Speaker 2: Which is the better Teddy Swim song, The Door or
Speaker 2: the one that I like Lose Control Control?
Speaker 3: Yes, I can remember the title.
Speaker 2: I said it was lose control, And I'm right because
Speaker 2: Cyril hasn't had to work his magic to try and
Speaker 2: bring it alive.
Speaker 3: Has on that one, you wouldn't be able to unose
Speaker 3: control because.
Speaker 2: I doesn't need it. So down and it doesn't need it.
Speaker 2: There's no positive viable the way it is.
Speaker 4: Nah, the Door lends itself to be even more upbeaten vibey.
Speaker 2: The Door needs more. You're listening to the Christy Swad
Speaker 2: Show on Nova. I don't like it when we fight.
Speaker 2: In fact, why don't you meet me underneath the stairwhell
Speaker 2: like this couple? Hello, Actually, no, I'm not. I don't
Speaker 2: really mean that suddenly.
Speaker 3: Got very that felt like incest.
Speaker 2: That's not right. A couple have been looking for a
Speaker 2: little quiet spot after Olivia Rodrigo concert this.
Speaker 3: Week last week?
Speaker 2: I last week Wednesday. No, this Wednesday, last Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Rod was last Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well there you go. Anyway, they've been up
Speaker 2: to no good on the train station and they have
Speaker 2: flooded the station, causing everybody delays on getting home.
Speaker 4: I mean, getting home from a concert is grim enough.
Speaker 4: You don't even wait till the end of concerts because
Speaker 4: you've got to get out.
Speaker 2: I will not go to concerts anymore. After the Harry
Speaker 2: style situation, We're two hours to get home and I
Speaker 2: was crying in public. I was crying in public and
Speaker 2: laying on a grassy knoll.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really really depressing.
Speaker 4: Had there been a pat photo that would have looked
Speaker 4: like one of those fake AI photos where Dicky Wilkins
Speaker 4: is arrested in the park, Yes, yours would have just
Speaker 4: been legit.
Speaker 2: It was real.
Speaker 4: But Flagstaff Station, I mean, it's a boring station. It's
Speaker 4: kind of fun for it to have a little bit
Speaker 4: of pr and have a little raunchy moment.
Speaker 2: The photographs of this couple sort of nonchalantly sneaking under
Speaker 2: the stairwell and then running for their lives after knocking
Speaker 2: the sprinkler system is derekal It's very embarrassing and scary
Speaker 2: when you flood something, particularly by accident.
Speaker 3: I've never flooded anything, have you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten? Have you flooded anything? It's like
Speaker 2: to have to deal with water at home. It's my
Speaker 2: worst nightmare. Like I would much rather the house burned
Speaker 2: down than have to deal with water in my laundry.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, well I do.
Speaker 3: You're a paramaniac. We already know that you are.
Speaker 4: Obsessed with fire, so that's why you'd rather that. No
Speaker 4: normal person would pick a house fire over a flood.
Speaker 4: I'm just putting it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I've never said I was normal. Thurn In
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. Have you ever flooded anything by accident
Speaker 2: or on purpose? And I am here to tell you
Speaker 2: that I have flooded something and it was not an accident.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 2: I did it on purpose. This is my kid's favorite
Speaker 2: story that I tell them, right, Okay, Sometimes Kit, my
Speaker 2: thirteen year old, goes tell me that story again right
Speaker 2: from the beginning of it. You're flooding your school. Oh
Speaker 2: that's right, And I tell him. And the reason I
Speaker 2: tell him is because I want him to know that
Speaker 2: brain farts are normal, that in your lifetime you are
Speaker 2: going to do things that are totally out of character
Speaker 2: and they'll never make any sense to you. As this
Speaker 2: does not make sense to me.
Speaker 4: Especially in these teen years, it's normal. Please run everyone
Speaker 4: through the story again.
Speaker 2: So I was fifteen years old, and I still don't
Speaker 2: know why I thought of it. I loved my school,
Speaker 2: I loved being there. I still love it, but for
Speaker 2: reasons still unknown, I went into the girl's toilets and
Speaker 2: I stuffed four toilet rolls into the toilet. It's an
Speaker 2: ancient school, it's like heritage listed right, yeah, and that
Speaker 2: includes all the good stuff, but it also includes like the.
Speaker 3: Plumbing, which is as old as times.
Speaker 2: And I shot four toilet rolls in there. And then
Speaker 2: it was one of those toilets you know. It wasn't
Speaker 2: a button. It was like a yank down side, and
Speaker 2: I yanked it and yanked it like a woman possessed
Speaker 2: until the water overflowed the top, and then it started
Speaker 2: coming out all over the toilet stall and then I fled.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I was thinking at that point,
Speaker 2: and then I fled out for recess. By the time
Speaker 2: recess was over, there was water flowing down the stairs
Speaker 2: of my school.
Speaker 3: Iconic.
Speaker 4: Does it still get talked about?
Speaker 2: Well, it does get talked about at my house because
Speaker 2: my kids are like you what, I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: That should be on a plaq in that toilet at
Speaker 3: your school.
Speaker 2: You know that it's vandalism. I could have been soued
Speaker 2: like I could have been taken to court.
Speaker 3: Surely not as a team though, well, you.
Speaker 2: Know they said I was lucky. Have you ever flooded
Speaker 2: anything by accident or on purpose?
Speaker 1: The Creasy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: For asking you, have you ever accidentally or on purpose
Speaker 2: flooded something?
Speaker 4: Adele would have definitely, Yeah, give her a bottle of
Speaker 4: shampos and then should be flooding everything.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's busy writing amazing songs. Of course, this couple
Speaker 2: has looked for a quiet spot to get to know
Speaker 2: each other a little bit better. Was that a nicer
Speaker 2: way to say it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? This music does the describing for us.
Speaker 2: And while they were doing that, that's just chatting about
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Would you rather chatting your acond?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite pasta?
Speaker 3: I think I would have just been grunting and.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they bumped the sprinkler system at a Melbourne
Speaker 2: train station and flooded everything and given everybody a massive
Speaker 2: headache trying to get home. Naughty, naughty, naughty Kiara, What
Speaker 2: did you do with your high? What did you do
Speaker 2: with your bath?
Speaker 7: I was about sixteen years old and I lived in
Speaker 7: it like I lived in a two story house and
Speaker 7: I ran a bar, and I completely forgot about it
Speaker 7: for about four hours until my mum walked in the
Speaker 7: door screaming my name because the water was pouring down
Speaker 7: the stairs and threw the light fixtures downstairs rooms. And
Speaker 7: I it's fair to say I was in a lot
Speaker 7: of trouble.
Speaker 2: I bet the water coming out of the light fixtures Jack,
Speaker 2: That's what I mean by this is my worst nightmare,
Speaker 2: because I would just be like, oh God, we're all
Speaker 2: going to die now.
Speaker 7: It was horrible, but it was never spoken about again, like.
Speaker 2: We were just that's nice. That's nice of your mum
Speaker 2: to just not bring it up every time she turned
Speaker 2: the tap on.
Speaker 3: If I was like Kiari sibling, I'd rub it in
Speaker 3: her face every day.
Speaker 2: For the rest of our Life's very kind.
Speaker 3: Pricelin pharmacy, a bouchal, a few ki Hello.
Speaker 2: Matthew, Hello did you Oh my god, you are a
Speaker 2: kindred spirit. You flooded your school?
Speaker 9: Yeah, at least a classroom, a bit of a classroom. Yes,
Speaker 9: we did.
Speaker 2: Gat feeling so much better. Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 9: We basically ran a Bunsen burner hose from the water taps.
Speaker 9: So the water taps were on the benches with the
Speaker 9: gas taps them, So we ran a bunch of hose
Speaker 9: Bunzer burner hose from the water tap into the gas line,
Speaker 9: and we basically turned the water on when we went
Speaker 9: to lunch, so basically afterwards that that room had water
Speaker 9: all coming out of it. But it went through the
Speaker 9: whole all of science gas lines. It also took out
Speaker 9: the Home Economics building and that as well, so no one,
Speaker 9: no one could do gas anything to do with gas
Speaker 9: like cooking or anything for two weeks at least until
Speaker 9: they got all the water out of the line.
Speaker 2: Well, you expelled. And how did they find out it
Speaker 2: was you?
Speaker 9: They didn't find out it was me. They knew that
Speaker 9: it was either one of a few of us, They
Speaker 9: knew the class, but they couldn't pinpoint who it was Matt.
Speaker 2: You know how they found out it was me? Matt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Melanie snitched.
Speaker 9: I had pretty good friends you did.
Speaker 4: If I ever go to prison, Matt, I'd like to
Speaker 4: take you because you sound like you'd be a dude
Speaker 4: that could like break us out.
Speaker 7: Give it a go.
Speaker 2: That's so much I will finished with you, Michael. What
Speaker 2: did you flood?
Speaker 10: Well, this is either an alcoholics nightmare or dreams. So
Speaker 10: I was cleaning the lines of the function room upstairs,
Speaker 10: and you when you pull the water through from the
Speaker 10: keg room, which is three levels down up to the
Speaker 10: top floor, you pull the water through, turn the taps off,
Speaker 10: and then go downstairs and connect the kegs. Yeah, so
Speaker 10: all I thought I'd turn the taps off, went back downstairs,
Speaker 10: connected to the kegs, got distracted, and then me and
Speaker 10: another guy was standing in the bar. What's that water dripping?
Speaker 3: In a minute?
Speaker 10: That's not water to be Oh no, the taps are on,
Speaker 10: so it was raining beer.
Speaker 2: Liked the pots are on.
Speaker 1: You the Crissy Swan Show. Let's go sticking, Chrissy Click.
Speaker 2: You're just tuning in and this is the first sort
Speaker 2: of radio experience you've had today. I'm fortunate news this morning.
Speaker 2: One Direction's Liam Payne passed away overnight in Buenos rs
Speaker 2: and there are so many heartbroken fans One Direction. You know,
Speaker 2: it's one of those bands like the Beatles or you know,
Speaker 2: like Oasis that really means so much to people of
Speaker 2: a certain generation.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Swani, the fandom for boy bands is a different
Speaker 4: kind of fan.
Speaker 3: I agree, it's really like next level.
Speaker 2: Often it's the first boy that you know makes you
Speaker 2: realize that you have that you're capable of those sorts
Speaker 2: of feelings. Yeah, of course, you know really that they
Speaker 2: really mean something.
Speaker 4: And I should say at the start of the show,
Speaker 4: I said it was it's extremely sad, especially as he
Speaker 4: has a child.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a.
Speaker 2: Doesn't have a daughter. I've got a son called Bert
Speaker 2: with Sheryl Cole. Anyway, as is their kind of usual
Speaker 2: way of going about things. Some publishing websites have published
Speaker 2: and released images of Liam Payne after he'd passed away,
Speaker 2: and I can't think of anything that's worse taste than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty bottom of the barrel stuff, it.
Speaker 2: Really really is. And Alessiya Kara, I think is probably
Speaker 2: only one voice of millions. Of course, we got to
Speaker 2: know her from her work on the first Mohana film.
Speaker 2: The second one's coming out, by the way, Yes.
Speaker 3: What a song, what a voice.
Speaker 2: She involved in the second one.
Speaker 3: I don't believe, so I'm not sure that, but I
Speaker 3: don't think she is.
Speaker 2: It's a shame. But she has called out these websites
Speaker 2: TMZ in particular and just said you are absolutely disgusting,
Speaker 2: and we agree.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a shame as well, because once that sort
Speaker 4: of image gets released, it's now all over X and
Speaker 4: it's already been circulated.
Speaker 2: Of course, it never goes away. What was that? That
Speaker 2: was the scariest thing I ever learned about the Internet.
Speaker 2: Whatever you put on there, never.
Speaker 3: It ain't getting deleted.
Speaker 2: Why is that? By the way, I think, how can
Speaker 2: that be? Surely everything is able to be deleted, But.
Speaker 4: How do you delete just one image like sorry, Like
Speaker 4: that's been posted by so many different accounts, et cetera.
Speaker 3: There would have to be away.
Speaker 2: Nowadays, Yeah, it's shared once and then it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah on several accounts.
Speaker 4: But it's funny because like there's been sports stars who
Speaker 4: have had images released and suddenly they are part of
Speaker 4: big corporate There are part of big corporations and those
Speaker 4: images somehow get all.
Speaker 3: So there obviously really is a way.
Speaker 2: There's ways to get rid of it. Yes, so thoughts
Speaker 2: you know are with you if you're a massively in
Speaker 2: pain fan, because today is a very very sad day
Speaker 2: change of pace project style. This photograph really peaked my interest.
Speaker 2: It's of a house roof in a Perth suburb called.
Speaker 3: Ginderly looks like a roof. It's in a color bond
Speaker 3: a it does.
Speaker 2: It's a very nice brand new cream color bond corrugated
Speaker 2: iron roof and sitting atop it is not a chimney,
Speaker 2: is not a Halloween decoration. It is a spa, you know,
Speaker 2: one of those spars that probably were made famous on
Speaker 2: Big Brother where very very naughty things happen. It is
Speaker 2: sitting on top of this house and all the neighbors
Speaker 2: saw it and they were like, what is going on
Speaker 2: And there was some sort of suspicion that, you know,
Speaker 2: the installer had put it there anyway. The installer has
Speaker 2: responded to the nine News post of his handiwork. It
Speaker 2: turns out he says, well, it looks like my work
Speaker 2: is getting some unexpected attention for everyone asking yes I
Speaker 2: did the job as agreed, but Unfortunately, the client refused
Speaker 2: to pay after the work was completed. While I don't
Speaker 2: normally handle disagreements like this, I had to get creative
Speaker 2: and that is where the spa ended up. That said,
Speaker 2: I always strive to deliver top quality service clients. And
Speaker 2: if you're looking for someone who gets a job done
Speaker 2: right and makes your payment terms of respected, reach out
Speaker 2: to myself. HP Transportation for Prietary Limited. He would have
Speaker 2: had to have forklifted that onto the roof, right, Like
Speaker 2: you're not just picking that up and hairling it on there.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the good people of Perth because that
Speaker 4: stuff just doesn't happen enough.
Speaker 2: Very spiteful.
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy s One Show.
Speaker 2: Real question. I'm trying out some new active there today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is it on.
Speaker 2: It's called on, It's new to Australia. This is not
Speaker 2: a paid whatever. Right. But if the crotch is low,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, if I'm trying
Speaker 2: to shimmy into it, does that mean they are too
Speaker 2: small or too big?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: H do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Does it mean you need to yank them further up? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I feel like they're they're high wasted. They look like
Speaker 4: they're made to be high wasted.
Speaker 2: How do I get them up any further?
Speaker 3: Just fool and then they fall down? Maybe?
Speaker 2: So does that mean they're too small? Too big? It's
Speaker 2: a real question. I'm not sure because I got them,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Get them on and
Speaker 2: then they fall a bit. I don't know, too big
Speaker 2: or too small. They're very nice, though, aren't they?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Tom, just rightful? Camelto? Thanks Tom, thanks for that.
Speaker 2: Did she know someone told me last week that Camelto's
Speaker 2: are a thing? They're coming back.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, Chloe Kardashian has really brought it back because she
Speaker 4: calls hers Camille.
Speaker 3: She speaks to it on the show.
Speaker 2: That is magical. Do you know if you had one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know what it's called? What a moose knuckle
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 3: That's right? Hey.
Speaker 4: Coming up before four, we're going to be asking for
Speaker 4: your sweeping statements aka your unpopular opinions. But next, Chrissy's
Speaker 4: queasy to win this trip to Sri Lanka. We have
Speaker 4: our carryover champ on the line. If you beat them today,
Speaker 4: you need to just then make it to tomorrow and
Speaker 4: you could be flying to Shri Lanka.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's get one step closer to Shri Lanka. Shall we
Speaker 2: experience with connecting you?
Speaker 5: But I'll still excited fulknom.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, look at that, a brand new voiceover and
Speaker 2: everything Sri Lankan quizzy, it's legit? Are you so excited? Christy?
Speaker 2: You are two winds away?
Speaker 7: I know, I know, I couldn't even sleep last night.
Speaker 3: I was get to Priceline and get some rest of it, or.
Speaker 2: Get to Priceline and get some sunscreen, if you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. All right, you are up against Catherine today.
Speaker 2: Hello Catherine, Hi, guys Hi? How long has it been
Speaker 2: since you've had a fabulous warm weather island holiday?
Speaker 7: Can I say never?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, mind, I can't find my questions.
Speaker 3: Jack after Tom can run some questions.
Speaker 2: No, here, it is, here, it is. I've got it.
Speaker 2: I've got it. Of course Tom did the right thing.
Speaker 2: I'm just losing my mind. I'm just so excited at
Speaker 2: the opportunity to give away this incredible holiday thanks to
Speaker 2: Sri Lankan Airlines, valued at seven and a half grand.
Speaker 4: Seven and a half. Now, Catherine, have you heard Christie
Speaker 4: play over the last few days?
Speaker 7: I haven't actually, because I've been at work and I've
Speaker 7: got a day off to day if I'm moving.
Speaker 3: So no, Well she's a gun.
Speaker 4: So I'm just warning You've got to get in quick.
Speaker 2: We call it quick draw Christie behind the scenes, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: All Right?
Speaker 2: Your names of your buzzes best of five. First person
Speaker 2: to get three answers quick Mets is back here tomorrow
Speaker 2: and plays for the holiday. Question number one, what animal
Speaker 2: is on the Sri Lankan flag? Yes, Christy, it is
Speaker 2: a lion. Question number two, big breath, both of you.
Speaker 2: Which AFL club is in trouble for their Whacky Week? Yes, Christy,
Speaker 2: g WS it is. Oh my god, see what I mean?
Speaker 2: See what I mean?
Speaker 4: Also, can I just say the comments I made about
Speaker 4: when we were talking about GWS yesterday, we didn't know
Speaker 4: all the new stuff.
Speaker 3: I woke up today and was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh wow, oh really is it really bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not great because we.
Speaker 4: Were like state, yeah, no, there's probably a few things
Speaker 4: they shouldn't have done. We'll talk about it in the song.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 4: Question number three, this is for the win, Christy, and
Speaker 4: we'll get you to the final quizzy tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 2: Seven years ago. Today, Post Malone released this song, what's
Speaker 2: a Paul.
Speaker 1: Christy?
Speaker 2: Yes, Christy fall apart? Yes, yes it is Christy. That's
Speaker 2: three for three. We will see you back here tomorrow
Speaker 2: with another opponent for the holiday. Christy.
Speaker 7: Oh Christy, Oh my god, you have a good getting
Speaker 7: an easy opponent tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Please Catherine, You've won a Christy Swan Show limited edition
Speaker 4: bum bag.
Speaker 3: How awful is that?
Speaker 10: You're fine?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Chrissy Swan Show. It's time for this Swan's
Speaker 1: sweeping statements.
Speaker 2: You know last week's sweeping statement where I said, if
Speaker 2: you're the sort of person that backs into a car space,
Speaker 2: you can go to hell.
Speaker 3: Week before week before.
Speaker 2: It continues. In fact, in tomorrow's correspondence there's another final word.
Speaker 3: There is not a final word.
Speaker 4: Nobody is on your side, and the three messages you've
Speaker 4: received people are on your side.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 4: I will go through every TikTok and Instagram comment with you.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Sonny, You're just wrong.
Speaker 2: La La Lae twenty four ten. What is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 2: What is your sweeping statement? I've got one kick us off, Swanye,
Speaker 2: I mean sort of brewing this for a while. Things
Speaker 2: have been annoying me every time that you say, oh God,
Speaker 2: that that person's not my cup of tea. Someone you
Speaker 2: know has written read a book on psychology and suddenly
Speaker 2: they're a clinical psychologist and they can diagnose everybody. And
Speaker 2: they'll be like, oh, they're a narcissist. Oh that's that's
Speaker 2: that's the trauma talking. And I saw a post on
Speaker 2: Instagram that said this, everyone you dislike who is sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm selfish is not a narcissist. Having needs doesn't make
Speaker 2: you codependent. I love this. One disagreement is not gas lighting,
Speaker 2: and feeling sad is not depression. Amen. If I want
Speaker 2: a diagnosis of anything, I go to a medical practitioner
Speaker 2: or a psychologist or a psychiatrist, someone that has studied
Speaker 2: these things, not someone that's listened to mel Robins.
Speaker 4: Fantastic point, Swanye, But I need to get back to
Speaker 4: the roof of this segment. What is your sweeping statement there?
Speaker 2: My sweeping statement is everyone you dislike who is sometimes
Speaker 2: selfish is not a narcissist.
Speaker 3: Great. I love it.
Speaker 4: We need to work on what an a sweeping statement
Speaker 4: is for you, because that was like an essay you just.
Speaker 2: Read that makes sense to me.
Speaker 4: A sweeping statement is a strong, short, concise statement.
Speaker 2: All right, what about this? I go, I'll take my
Speaker 2: diagnosis from someone that studied it.
Speaker 3: Done. Okay, my sweeping statement.
Speaker 2: If you haven't done a degree in it, I don't
Speaker 2: want your opinion.
Speaker 3: Got it good? Good?
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm turning into this dude. But my
Speaker 4: sweeping statement is cold Plunges and Ice Barts Rock. I
Speaker 4: know I hate myself, but I know I did one
Speaker 4: earlier this week and I loved it and it was
Speaker 4: awesome and I got euphoric rush people talk about after it.
Speaker 4: My skin felt amazing. It was like all taught. It
Speaker 4: was just a real vibe. And I went back and
Speaker 4: did it again. What because I felt like, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I need that one to say that again. It's the
Speaker 4: ice spark, Cold Plunges and Ice Bards Rock. I'm going
Speaker 4: to turn into Joe Creasy and like an ice bar.
Speaker 4: It's going to become my whole person.
Speaker 2: I think he's off it now. You know it's only
Speaker 2: a fake.
Speaker 1: It's a fa a Creasy Swan show.
Speaker 2: I love this segment because it gets me fired up
Speaker 2: and it makes me laugh. Two of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Themes Swans sweeping statements.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not very good at formulating the sweeping statement
Speaker 2: you've pointed out, So what about this? Okay, here's my
Speaker 2: sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: Jack, Oh, I knew this was coming.
Speaker 2: Go if no, No, I'm really trying to be a
Speaker 2: good girl.
Speaker 3: Here, You're gonna say if my name is on.
Speaker 2: The show, Oh yeah, I would see if I would?
Speaker 2: What about this? How does this go? How does this fly?
Speaker 2: If I want to diagnosis of a personality disorder, I'll
Speaker 2: go to a professional.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's good, But I think for this set, particular segment,
Speaker 4: the way we would slightly change that is if you
Speaker 4: are someone that gives out diagnosis and is not and
Speaker 4: he's not a medical professional, stop like because we need
Speaker 4: to we need to target it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Great?
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I like it? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You know, I totally get your sentiment and you are
Speaker 4: spot on thirteen twenty four to ten. What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4: Everyone that gets on air with us this afternoon will
Speaker 4: win a double past to Saturday Night, which is in
Speaker 4: Cinema's October thirty one movies.
Speaker 2: Hello, ash Hi, how are you? We're really good and
Speaker 2: I feel like you're really gonna set a cat among
Speaker 2: the pigeons here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my sweeping statement is that people without kids should
Speaker 8: not be giving your parents and advice.
Speaker 2: Ahmen, to come in late one and I'll tell you
Speaker 2: that too.
Speaker 3: Really, yep, I sometimes give you advice though.
Speaker 2: Now, no, you don't, not about parenting.
Speaker 10: Never needed. It's never needed, honestly, unless of my haus kids.
Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, yep, I'll take it. Otherwise it's just.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's just irritating.
Speaker 2: Sometimes nothing drives me more crazy, Like would you ask
Speaker 2: a twelve year old for advice on how to drive
Speaker 2: a car? No, they've never done it.
Speaker 3: Fair point, Susie. What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 8: So, my sweet hello, my sweeping statement. Hello. People listen
Speaker 8: to their devices on aeroplanes without headphones are very.
Speaker 2: Very rude people, Susie. I recently went to Bali with
Speaker 2: my mum and she did you stop that?
Speaker 8: And oh sorry Christy, Oh no, no.
Speaker 2: I was horrified too, And I sort of looked at
Speaker 2: her across the aisle and I was like, oh, does
Speaker 2: she not realize or maybe she's just taking a bit
Speaker 2: of time to pop her headphones in or whatever. No,
Speaker 2: And I had to say to her mum, you can't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: And how did Patty take that? Did she listen?
Speaker 1: Oh yes she did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank god. But yeah, why would people do that?
Speaker 2: That means that everybody has to listen to what you're
Speaker 2: listening to.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
Speaker 8: We had a flight on Saturday, all the way from
Speaker 8: Singapore to Sydney and there was a little girl. She
Speaker 8: was with her parents and we were like, exactly like you, like,
Speaker 8: surely they're going to ask her to put her headphones in.
Speaker 4: Okay, there is an exactly where I can give out
Speaker 4: parents in advice. If I'm not a parent, surely I
Speaker 4: can say, listen, kid, put some airports her headphones.
Speaker 2: And that's just civic opinion. That's not well, if I
Speaker 2: were you, I would make sure that they ate their
Speaker 2: snows before they got their beanoffy pie, you can jam
Speaker 2: that kind of advice because you don't understand how much
Speaker 2: I've been trying to get the snow. Peasy.
Speaker 4: I can give the advices as like chucks and their
Speaker 4: headphones in and shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's just like, you know, a person to
Speaker 2: person thing. That's not parenting.
Speaker 4: That's not yeah, Okay, let's finish with Tyler.
Speaker 2: Hello, Tyler, Hi, Tyler, what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 7: My statement is if you can't handle spicy food, grow.
Speaker 3: Up well, I feel attacked, Tyler.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love spicy food. Grow up.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, first.
Speaker 2: Chrissies clickab Well hasn't do a lappe do a lipa?
Speaker 2: Set everyone on the trail of unique food combinations. Yes,
Speaker 2: since she introduced us all to her jalapenno and pickle
Speaker 2: diet coke hack.
Speaker 3: Which wasn't awful.
Speaker 2: I really like it.
Speaker 3: Like a couple of SIPs. I could.
Speaker 4: As I started to try to drink the full cup,
Speaker 4: it got too much, but it wasn't as bad as
Speaker 4: I thought.
Speaker 2: But I reckon if you had it in like a
Speaker 2: short like a whiskey glass, lots of ice, I think
Speaker 2: it'd be really delicious glass. Yeah, yeah, just you know,
Speaker 2: savor it. Kelly Clarkson has had the great Liam Hemsworth
Speaker 2: on her show, and she's asked him does she have
Speaker 2: Does he have any weird food combinations that he likes?
Speaker 1: Any odd foods for you that you like?
Speaker 6: Yeah, peanut butter and onion sandwiches, that's weird. But I
Speaker 6: had my one of my favorite movies as a child
Speaker 6: was this film called Little Monsters, which in that movie
Speaker 6: he wakes up in the middle of the night and
Speaker 6: goes and makes it this sandwich which is peanut butter
Speaker 6: and onions old exactly, I am not exactly that they're
Speaker 6: not the kind of onions that I used to use.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, guys, don't do it.
Speaker 2: I reckon. You know exactly what you just said in
Speaker 2: the in the in the song, he's been srved brown
Speaker 2: onions which are real spicy, and maybe he has a
Speaker 2: red onion in it sweet.
Speaker 4: Also, what do you think about the combo with him
Speaker 4: and Laura Dern because they're currently doing the press trail
Speaker 4: for their Netflix rom com Planet.
Speaker 2: There's a big age difference one, isn't there. That's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be watching that same because I love her,
Speaker 4: but I would never think to put those two together
Speaker 4: like it was quite surprising.
Speaker 3: I love her too, and I love him. He's a
Speaker 3: great dude.
Speaker 2: Do you think that'll be sort of hot the two
Speaker 2: of them together?
Speaker 3: I do? I mean him, yes, her bit mum vibe
Speaker 3: for maybe that's cool.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, she's exactly the same age as Wendy. That's
Speaker 2: why you get so.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get Do you have any.
Speaker 2: Weird food combos that you love? Oh, because I like
Speaker 2: the sound of this peanut butter and onion. It reminds
Speaker 2: me of like my grain used to make a fantastic
Speaker 2: sandwich which was just tomato and onion, which it sounds
Speaker 2: it sounds like a normal combo, but it was big
Speaker 2: pieces of raw onion, fresh tomato, also cut really big
Speaker 2: and white bread and it was boody delicious.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I'm a bit of a snob like that.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have peanut butter and vegamine together?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, it's study every time, really every time peanut butter.
Speaker 4: I was somewhere the other day and someone ordered veggie
Speaker 4: matin avo and oh that's a thing.
Speaker 3: That's a thing should be.
Speaker 2: Well it is. I love how angry you are?
Speaker 1: You are angry?
Speaker 2: Like this Reddit article depicts the this vendor. Someone was
Speaker 2: selling a house. They sold the house and then right
Speaker 2: before they handed over the keys. You know, there's time
Speaker 2: between buying it, thirty days, sixty or whatever the settlement.
Speaker 2: The new owners get the keys, they walk in the
Speaker 2: entire house. Every surface has been painted pale pink.
Speaker 3: Oh that is so irritating and it's so avengeful.
Speaker 2: What for that would have cost a fortune? Getting stuff
Speaker 2: painted is expensive, so this vendor, the person that is
Speaker 2: selling the house, has put in money just to be spiked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to hate on them, and also it's illegal. Make
Speaker 3: them paint it back.
Speaker 4: I'd go to the real estate agent and file a
Speaker 4: suit and make them painted back to white.
Speaker 2: Don't you wonder what makes people tick? Like what price vengeance?
Speaker 3: I mean, vengeance can be fun.
Speaker 4: Regulates him a dollar up next, and make sure you're
Speaker 4: tuning to quick Draw Swany because a couple of the
Speaker 4: gales from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Speaker 3: Are on Fantastic and they are fantastic.
Speaker 2: I still haven't watched them.
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