Speaker 1: Get you every morning, every dayDay, adelaides.
Speaker 2: What what the fork?
Speaker 3: What the fork? Sometimes you look at things in everyday
Speaker 3: life and you go, what the fuk is that about?
Speaker 3: For example, when he's read Abbey steals all the forks
Speaker 3: from my kitcheneer and no one can find one, and.
Speaker 1: You walk in and you're just like, what the bort?
Speaker 1: What the fork? Where are all the forks?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 3: Where all of the.
Speaker 5: Exactly right?
Speaker 3: And well I had one yesterday? How did you shake
Speaker 3: in your head?
Speaker 1: This was absolutely outrageous.
Speaker 6: So we're having a little chat about what he is
Speaker 6: Japanese culture where in terms of shifting funds and now
Speaker 6: all the sort of finance stuff, it's traditionally the woman's job.
Speaker 1: And then Jodie came out with this, who does the
Speaker 1: budgeting at your house?
Speaker 3: Husband?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why? Well, because he's good at that stuff and
Speaker 3: he's a man who is very adept at a spreadsheet
Speaker 3: and that is sexy. Yeah, there are anyone. If you're
Speaker 3: a bloke and you can use excel.
Speaker 1: I probably want to jump in wow wow and let
Speaker 1: the fork.
Speaker 3: Stand by it, because I think the actual crux of
Speaker 3: that is when your partner does things for you that
Speaker 3: genuinely or she knows that you hate doing that is
Speaker 3: a real turn on. Ah, it's not so much. It's
Speaker 3: not so much the facts and figures and then the
Speaker 3: numbers side of things and the spreadsheet side of things.
Speaker 3: It's more that he takes that off my plate and
Speaker 3: does it for me. He'll got in an account for
Speaker 3: hours and hours so I don't have to worry about
Speaker 3: a tax return. So good.
Speaker 6: So I don't understand how they get your blood flow
Speaker 6: and gets you a hot and bothered in a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does because it's your partner making sure that
Speaker 3: you're happy, because they know how disinterested you are in
Speaker 3: all things financed?
Speaker 6: Are you saying that when Greg turns out, when he
Speaker 6: comes out of the shower and he's holding his tower,
Speaker 6: but he's not holding if you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: that doesn't impression.
Speaker 1: How is that not impressive?
Speaker 5: Wiley does the helicopter, but.
Speaker 6: If he turns up by the way, I've budgeted for
Speaker 6: the next year, I've done the spreadsheet, and I've taken
Speaker 6: a laundry out.
Speaker 3: And Jodie's like, from your exactly how it wrongs?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you ladies are confusing.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're not confusing. It's pretty straightforward, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Girls, Absolutely like the.
Speaker 3: Helicop that this is the difference between men and women
Speaker 3: right here, right now. So if you've got something that
Speaker 3: you well, no, former partner, very rude.
Speaker 7: No, this is very much a thing, little mundane things
Speaker 7: that your partners do for you.
Speaker 3: Hello, very much, Come over here.
Speaker 7: My excuse. I used to I always have bobby pins always,
Speaker 7: and anyone who wears bobby pins every days know you
Speaker 7: lose them everywhere. Yes, my ex used to collect them
Speaker 7: off the carpet and put them on the bedside table
Speaker 7: for me. That's cue, jump your bones, et cetera.
Speaker 3: That is really nice. It is not, but we still
Speaker 3: hate him.
Speaker 1: Little one day in George. It's a nice gesture.
Speaker 3: Please learn something by the end of I don't worry
Speaker 3: about that, okay, produce.
Speaker 8: I will preface this and say that this happens so
Speaker 8: very rarely. But when Michael loads the dish washer, not
Speaker 8: only loads the dish washer, but loads it correctly so
Speaker 8: that everything will get clean and no bowls are upside down,
Speaker 8: so they collect with water off.
Speaker 3: Stunning. And also, just to add to that, like they
Speaker 3: don't leave little bits of lettuce or to clog up
Speaker 3: the filter.
Speaker 1: But that's what the that's what.
Speaker 9: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's the filter for it. Why do I have a feeling?
Speaker 3: News reader, Abby's going to have a whole list get
Speaker 3: you all hot and bothered on the domestic.
Speaker 10: Front, obviously, the General and I have just started seeing
Speaker 10: each other.
Speaker 5: But yeah, hello, darling.
Speaker 10: The one thing that really gets me, you know is
Speaker 10: when he just starts the washing off his own back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He likes to wear suits.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, when he goes and starts the washing,
Speaker 10: I just I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, hello, I mean he's a security peacock. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: gotta wear a suit, ye, manning the door, rightn't you?
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't. I didn't see that of the General.
Speaker 1: Didn't think if the type of operator does his own
Speaker 1: launder and stuff on him, I'm impressed with that.
Speaker 10: I mean, though, is he doing it because it's only
Speaker 10: a new thing.
Speaker 5: Who knows. We'll see if it continues.
Speaker 1: So true, it's a genuine thing.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Those domestic things that your
Speaker 3: partner does that get you all hot and bothered aren't
Speaker 3: necessarily sexual. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, blokes take note. Do you know what if
Speaker 6: you're a bloke, and if you've got one as well.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm in a very interesting situation in my
Speaker 6: life where I have a five year old or three
Speaker 6: year old and a five month old.
Speaker 1: Yes, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 6: We're getting to the stage where I think, what's turning
Speaker 6: me on about my wife?
Speaker 1: What her existing really do?
Speaker 3: Some things so true. Let's go to Nikita. Good morning, Nikita,
Speaker 3: how are you going?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 3: How are you good? Watch the fork gets you going,
Speaker 3: even though it's just a domestic chore. What is it? Well,
Speaker 3: it seems really little about I bought a new house
Speaker 3: and it's hard of buying a new house.
Speaker 11: Was that I'm faring?
Speaker 4: Could buy a copy machine?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's good.
Speaker 12: So every morning while I'm getting ready for work, he's
Speaker 12: off in the kitchen getting my lunch for work, my coffy.
Speaker 13: The radio is on.
Speaker 4: He's putting to this right now.
Speaker 6: Oh what an absolute peaches.
Speaker 3: What's his name, Nikita? En?
Speaker 1: Terrence?
Speaker 3: Terrence is Terrence is in the kitchen just whispering this
Speaker 3: to himself. Espresso set again.
Speaker 1: You know, I bet you he looks like George Clooney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got the happy look.
Speaker 3: Going so well, I'm terror heavenly Terrence knows exactly where
Speaker 3: his bread's buttered. You know, let's go to Jess. What
Speaker 3: are those things that get you going? Jess?
Speaker 13: Hi, good morning for me.
Speaker 4: And when my husband notices that dog, Karen doesn't imprompt
Speaker 4: you midweek back here?
Speaker 3: Yes, we love that Jesse.
Speaker 6: You reckon, he knows what it's doing to you. Do
Speaker 6: you keep that to yourself and just sort of let
Speaker 6: it to arise on a special occasion given the.
Speaker 11: Frequency it occurs.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's tweaked yet.
Speaker 3: So we're teaching men something this morning. This is amazing, Eliza. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: how are you good? What gets the blood flowing? So
Speaker 3: to speak?
Speaker 4: So we have a beautiful Golden Retriever named Boulder who
Speaker 4: has to do her business at like one am every night?
Speaker 2: Yep, So whenever he just doesn't even.
Speaker 11: Ask me gets up caked throughout.
Speaker 2: It's just, oh, it's so attractive because I don't have
Speaker 2: to wake up at one am, Peter.
Speaker 3: Don't you think, Eliza, there's nothing worse than when you
Speaker 3: wake up in the middle of the night and you're like,
Speaker 3: I physically have to get out of bed and let
Speaker 3: the dog out. To do its business. It's the worst feeling.
Speaker 4: I love her, but at one am I just love
Speaker 4: her that little bit less.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, however, but he just does it and it's
Speaker 3: beautiful and it's a track so true.
Speaker 1: There you go, Lowe was getting a little out of hand.
Speaker 3: Georgie wats yours doll?
Speaker 11: So I work, I'm.
Speaker 2: A shift worker, and my beautiful partner will use my
Speaker 2: pillow because my pillow is obviously much better than his
Speaker 2: when I'm away, But every single time when I come back,
Speaker 2: he's put a fresh pillow case on it and it
Speaker 2: feels smells like beautiful linen. And I love that because
Speaker 2: I obviously wash my hair more than he does. And
Speaker 2: big pick of approval.
Speaker 3: That is so thoughtful and delicious, isn't it?
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I feel like that's bad.
Speaker 3: Is this? You don't know where your linen cupboard is? Oh?
Speaker 3: My god?
Speaker 6: But also I think we're not in my single days,
Speaker 6: I'd probably be rocking a pillow with no pillow cas for.
Speaker 1: A long time.
Speaker 3: And was it? Was it all yellow? Too?
Speaker 1: Yes? Extremely?
Speaker 5: Hellow, You're disgusting.
Speaker 3: Don't want to Carol wants nothing to do with horses,
Speaker 3: don't need Linen though, that's true because ye, well, hey Ashlyn,
Speaker 3: how are you doing?
Speaker 11: Good morning?
Speaker 2: I'm doing well.
Speaker 3: How are you good? What gets you going?
Speaker 4: So my partner is pretty good all round. He's really
Speaker 4: fighting the patriarchy norm But when he cleans the roof
Speaker 4: gutters like kiss, that is something I will never be doing.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like when.
Speaker 3: He's pulling the leaves out, it's like he's essentially like
Speaker 3: kissing your neck.
Speaker 1: What a guy?
Speaker 5: And so what happened?
Speaker 1: What happens from there? Ashley? I don't want to get
Speaker 1: to too detail and personal, but like.
Speaker 6: Are you storing it? Does he know what it does
Speaker 6: to you? Or you just sort of keep it to yourself.
Speaker 4: Look, they're just I'll just say, they're not the only
Speaker 4: gutters that gets.
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 6: Actually, that is exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: What you were fishing for?
Speaker 1: You're happy. I don't know what I was fishing for.
Speaker 6: Goodness, gracious, there is a solid message in all of
Speaker 6: this day as well for the guys out there, get
Speaker 6: working on your domestic duty.
Speaker 3: Exactly. He's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 1: What's the news today? Snooze news?
Speaker 3: I mean absolute information overload when you first wake up
Speaker 3: in the morning, you have a look a your phone
Speaker 3: and go, oh god, I can't even work out what
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 6: Why it's seventeen, miss Caols. Oh that's why it's called
Speaker 6: past six. I'm supposed to be work an hour and
Speaker 6: a half ago.
Speaker 3: And that's Abby's fine. Anyway, let's go to the news
Speaker 3: room and find out what we do need to know,
Speaker 3: abs hit us?
Speaker 5: Is this attack? Abby? Kind of day?
Speaker 3: I don't know how you feel?
Speaker 1: Six seven day? Still young?
Speaker 10: Okay, we're going to talk about why because that's my
Speaker 10: favorite thing.
Speaker 5: Or Wednesday. Let's be honest.
Speaker 10: Our one billion dollar wine, our one billion dollar wine
Speaker 10: industry is set to be revived because China is looking
Speaker 10: to drop the tariffs that they introduced. So essentially they
Speaker 10: came out when Australia came out and said, we want
Speaker 10: to know more about the origins of COVID.
Speaker 5: We think there's more to this story.
Speaker 10: So they responded by going, we're gonna put tariffs on
Speaker 10: a lot of your exports that come over here. So
Speaker 10: the bottle of wine industry in Australia and especially South
Speaker 10: Australia was just massive. It was worth, like I said,
Speaker 10: nearly a billion dollars and it just completely shattered essentially overnight.
Speaker 5: So this is really good for us.
Speaker 10: It's really good for all of our wine makers in
Speaker 10: South Australia, it's really good for yeah, Australia in general.
Speaker 10: So hopefully they're going to get it back up to
Speaker 10: that one billion dollar mark. But yeah, we should know
Speaker 10: more by the thirty first of March as to whether
Speaker 10: they're going to take them off. But it has been recommended,
Speaker 10: so that's good.
Speaker 3: I do love how we tried to circumvent this situation
Speaker 3: by we had a couple of wineries that when you
Speaker 3: know what, if we can't sport our wine over there,
Speaker 3: we're going to start some wineries in China. So they
Speaker 3: started fielding, like making wine in China to deal with
Speaker 3: the local market because we weren't allowed to bring it
Speaker 3: over from here.
Speaker 5: Very smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, except for I don't think conditions were overly conducing. No,
Speaker 3: that was the only issue.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it can't beat Australia.
Speaker 3: No, that is good news for one makers locally because
Speaker 3: it was crippling for the industry at the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna remember.
Speaker 6: That great news newsy smack of kes. I'm not going
Speaker 6: on the royal family.
Speaker 3: Definitely not one to repeat scarrollous gossip.
Speaker 1: Yes you are.
Speaker 10: Continue What do you say every morning when you come in?
Speaker 10: Oh my god, guess what I heard?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Sit down and shut up. We're going
Speaker 6: to tell you a t is the words that usually
Speaker 6: come out of our mouth every morning.
Speaker 3: That is not true, only when it's really really good gossip. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So these rumors that Prince William has had this affair,
Speaker 3: and I say rumors, okay, and they've been around since
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen. So it suggested that he had an affair
Speaker 3: with a woman called Rose Hanbury.
Speaker 1: Rose Hanbury, please continue.
Speaker 3: So she's I need to concentrate on this because it's complicated.
Speaker 3: She's a British peeress and also a former model. She
Speaker 3: married David Colemundalie David Colemundelee. Sorry sorry, continue, the seventh
Speaker 3: Marquess of Condomentally in two thousand and nine. The couple
Speaker 3: have three children together, so they've socialized as a quartet.
Speaker 3: I guess. But rumors of infidelity first surfaced in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: But the rumors have resurfaced, and there are some that
Speaker 3: suggesting because Kate's gone missing from the public eye. You
Speaker 3: know how there was that shot of her in the car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now everyone's saying that was Hanbury, wasn't even Kate.
Speaker 1: Surely he doesn't have the nerve to do that.
Speaker 3: Because they look a little bit similar. Although can I
Speaker 3: repeat what producer this morning? Well, she called her, she
Speaker 3: called her the she and Kate, which is the cut
Speaker 3: price version. Oh dear anyway, So yeah, the Palace have
Speaker 3: yet to comment on it, but these rumors have been
Speaker 3: pretty damaging for Prince William.
Speaker 1: Wow, there's a lot happening in the royal family. Never
Speaker 1: dull moment.
Speaker 10: There are also the reason behind a big spike in
Speaker 10: the company market cap of Adobe because after the revelation
Speaker 10: Kate Middleton had a subscription and obviously photoshopped. It's added
Speaker 10: three billion dollars to the company's market cap.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, stop it stop. See what happens to
Speaker 3: a company share price when Kate Middleton decides to doctor
Speaker 3: a photo that's ludicrous? Is an huge there.
Speaker 6: I watched this space for more juicy gossip on the
Speaker 6: royal family.
Speaker 3: Unbounded by the way, that's just what I'm reading on
Speaker 3: the internet.
Speaker 1: Gossip.
Speaker 6: You get all your solid information in the daily mail. Hey,
Speaker 6: quickly is the Matilda's Oh how good? Thirty thousand prestle
Speaker 6: tickets went up for grabs, so against this clash against
Speaker 6: China May thirty first, and then yes, today just under
Speaker 6: an hour remaining, twenty five thousand bag gone.
Speaker 3: So how many sold altogether? Is that fifty five? Is
Speaker 3: that the massive.
Speaker 1: I'm just checking for inflation you've got.
Speaker 6: I think it's about fifty five, around about fifty five,
Speaker 6: But no one really knows the exact number that sells
Speaker 6: out adelaide o will so you're right, can be quite confusing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but all.
Speaker 1: We know is that the Matildas are an absolute institution.
Speaker 3: If you had a said pre World Cup that the
Speaker 3: Matildas would sell out fifty five thousand tickets in five minutes,
Speaker 3: I would have laughed in your face.
Speaker 6: You would have laughed in my face. Yeah, absolutely laughed,
Speaker 6: giggled in my face. Yeah, they go congratulations.
Speaker 3: Really got one of those witchy cackles that I.
Speaker 1: Like to really from the So it's from your soul.
Speaker 3: And you were Tildas.
Speaker 1: Netball does some really really good things for you, does it?
Speaker 6: Your love for netbell knows that no bounds are very
Speaker 6: happy to say as well that We've got a couple.
Speaker 1: Of very special guests with us right now.
Speaker 3: Hazy know how excited I am about this. Please welcome
Speaker 3: to the studio, Lucy Austin and Georgie Hold. Yes, welcome,
Speaker 3: Welcome girls, Welcome girls. Okay, the premiership defense starts. Now.
Speaker 3: How's the preseason? How's the Premiership defense looking? I'll start
Speaker 3: with you, Georgie.
Speaker 14: We're super excited to get out. We've just finished our
Speaker 14: pre season block, so we've been working really hard on
Speaker 14: and off the court, running in the gym. So yeah,
Speaker 14: now we're getting into preseason games and we're really keen
Speaker 14: to have a crack at other teams.
Speaker 3: Loose Does it get to a point where you go
Speaker 3: enough running now? I just want to get in there
Speaker 3: and play.
Speaker 15: Yeah. We've done a lot of running since November last year,
Speaker 15: so I'm really excited to just put all out on court.
Speaker 15: And I feel like the teams really have been jelling,
Speaker 15: so it's exciting. Ah, there we go.
Speaker 3: I want to go back to the premiership from last year,
Speaker 3: which Hazy, I have said this to you before going
Speaker 3: to watch this game. That got far closer than it
Speaker 3: should have. It's probably one of the best boarding events
Speaker 3: I've ever been to.
Speaker 1: Here you go. What was it like playing it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was crazy?
Speaker 15: Hey, I hardly remember. And we watched it back the
Speaker 15: other night watch a documentary that was made about it,
Speaker 15: and yeah, it just I forgot how close it was
Speaker 15: and I was singing like I've got who.
Speaker 3: Wins boiler alone?
Speaker 15: We went into overtime, So it was crazy, so surreal.
Speaker 3: Hate.
Speaker 6: I also did see some vision after the game, Lucy,
Speaker 6: of you and Jody you'd hooked up to do some
Speaker 6: what was it, little fast feet dance?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So by way of explanation, there was a
Speaker 3: post game function which was huge, and then Lucy and
Speaker 3: I had a couple of lemonades, and then as we
Speaker 3: were leaving to go home, we started doing netball drills
Speaker 3: at the front. Of course, sorry about that, loose won't
Speaker 3: were photos from it? What were the celebrations, like you guys?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 14: They went on for months? Yeah, it was so much fun.
Speaker 14: We went to Bali, we had like a fan day.
Speaker 14: It was just really awesome to have like friends and
Speaker 14: family celebrate with us as very cool.
Speaker 3: Loose A little bit of pressure on you. I guess
Speaker 3: we've lost eleanor Cardwell, who was instrumental in the win
Speaker 3: last year. Did that put a bit of pressure on
Speaker 3: you to step up now because everyone's going, oh, it's
Speaker 3: all right, we got Lucy.
Speaker 15: I don't think put pressure. It puts pressure on I
Speaker 15: think it's just an exciting opportunity for me to sort
Speaker 15: of step up and see what I can do, trying
Speaker 15: different combinations and stuff.
Speaker 1: So was it?
Speaker 6: How important was the premiership for the Thunderbirds? South Australia
Speaker 6: is such a strong netball state but results the last
Speaker 6: few years have been pretty ordinary. So how important to
Speaker 6: get netball back up where it should be in this state?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think it's really exciting, especially because it's been
Speaker 15: what ten had been ten years since the last premiership
Speaker 15: and went through a few seasons without any wins. So yeah,
Speaker 15: really exciting to just, I guess, grow netball in South
Speaker 15: Australia and give us more opportunities and opportunities for the
Speaker 15: girls coming through as well.
Speaker 3: Speaking of we're moving to the entertainment center, I say
Speaker 3: we I'm pathetic, Okay, seas all down, he reckons he
Speaker 3: falls asleep when I start talking about my netball and
Speaker 3: she's anyway moving to the entertainment center. How huge is
Speaker 3: that for the sport because we're kind of, with all
Speaker 3: due respect, outgrown the stadium that we're at now. We're
Speaker 3: hoping it's like in the same main as the Sixers,
Speaker 3: where that move is just like the Sport's just gone bang.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Like it's really exciting. I think we've already got
Speaker 14: more members than we had last year, so it's super exciting.
Speaker 14: I think the Entertainment Center was a game that like
Speaker 14: we always look forward to. So yeah, super keen to
Speaker 14: get there.
Speaker 1: Girls.
Speaker 6: We're very excited to announce as well that the Adelaie
Speaker 6: Thunderbirds and nov. Nine on nine has a direct partnership,
Speaker 6: so we're all mates now and now officially Jody can
Speaker 6: say instead of you, she can say we I.
Speaker 3: Made this partnership, haven't. I got both the girls in
Speaker 3: a headlock, and I think we're going to be partners
Speaker 3: and we're going to be friends. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for coming in. You've brought in the trophy for this
Speaker 3: is the twenty twenty four trophy, so this is what
Speaker 3: you're playing for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've already given it to you.
Speaker 3: Now, yes, nice, all of us for the season. It
Speaker 3: starts in a few weeks time and we know you're
Speaker 3: going to smash it. Thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 3: Thank you, and as we always say, fist together, Andrew
Speaker 3: Host Yes.
Speaker 6: And also here for you need, Jose. Let's talk about
Speaker 6: your most recent wedding. Oh, just weddings in general. I
Speaker 6: mean fun day. I love weeks. Yeah, because it's all
Speaker 6: of your mates, everyone's looking really nice, it's good food,
Speaker 6: it's good wine, and you've probably got a pretty cool
Speaker 6: band going on as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you not get a little nervous going into a
Speaker 3: wedding because your track record is just including your own,
Speaker 3: that you get a little bit carried away?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: In short, yes, it was a particular moment at my
Speaker 6: wedding where yeah, I was could have gone in very
Speaker 6: different directions.
Speaker 1: So one moment we're like one more drinking alad he's gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So it took about four or five real solid mouthfuls
Speaker 6: of water and by mouthfuls, I mean pints of water, yes,
Speaker 6: to get me back on the straight and narrow, and
Speaker 6: you have a sudden twenty minutes later, I'm kissing baby,
Speaker 6: I've been chatting to grandparents, So.
Speaker 3: Just a solid talking to you by one of your
Speaker 3: grooms mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 6: Wasn't my grooms Actually it was my brother in law.
Speaker 6: Would you believe it? Who's the loosest person? I know,
Speaker 6: I'm a lot.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought that he straightened me out? I'd
Speaker 1: see what I did. I'd see what though Jo's I
Speaker 1: looked sharp and I looked timeless.
Speaker 6: Yes, And when I say timeless, I had a shaved
Speaker 6: face yep. And I had a crisp blue suit on
Speaker 6: with your stock standard blue bow tie.
Speaker 3: Well, I have to admit I saw a wedding photo
Speaker 3: for you on from you on Instagram on the weekend
Speaker 3: because it was your seven year.
Speaker 1: Anniversary stunning and brave.
Speaker 3: Wasn'tice stunning and brave? Also? Seven year rich? Lookout?
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Yes, it takes one to know, probably more for Kara
Speaker 3: at this pointment.
Speaker 6: Anyway, watch this space. Thank you very much for the
Speaker 6: heads up jokes. I'm what this this little photo that's
Speaker 6: doing the rounds via Reddy? A groom stunts internet by
Speaker 6: wearing crocs.
Speaker 1: At his wedding. Oh no, yes, yes, it's.
Speaker 6: Very much divided opinion. And when I say it's divided,
Speaker 6: I would have thought that the opinion is maybe ninety
Speaker 6: five to five percent, because who on Earth is endorsing
Speaker 6: the use of crocs as a footwear for your groom
Speaker 6: at a wedding. That's disgustslutely not black crocs, I will
Speaker 6: say that.
Speaker 1: So it actually it went. It looked quite nice for
Speaker 1: the character.
Speaker 6: It's not like it's doing white crocs with the heapy
Speaker 6: gibbets and all.
Speaker 3: Those accessories, the little hamburglar from McDonald's exactly.
Speaker 1: They were there to suit the suit, so to speak.
Speaker 6: It's still crocs, And yes, I get it, he was
Speaker 6: incredibly comfortable. But a fashion choice that you make at
Speaker 6: wedding you've got to think about what you might look
Speaker 6: back at. Yes, So for example, will I regret this
Speaker 6: in twenty years time? Will I regret this in five
Speaker 6: years time? Don't get caught up in the moment with
Speaker 6: fashion trends at wedding.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, one hundred percent agree. One thing I don't really
Speaker 3: subscribe to at the moment that seems to be a
Speaker 3: big thing is the cutouts in women's dresses. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe that's just my stage of life. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I just don't subscribe to it.
Speaker 6: And you're completely fair enough to not subscribe to that,
Speaker 6: you know. The one it's doing the trends at the moment,
Speaker 6: which are going to regret. Mullets, Yeah, mullets at weddings. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I've been there. People malts are in, then they're out,
Speaker 6: now they're back in. They're going to go out eventually. No,
Speaker 6: and at that stage you're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, what was I doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, producer, m what you got?
Speaker 8: So in the early twenty tens, I want to say,
Speaker 8: there was a big trend of women wearing the brides
Speaker 8: wearing colored converse.
Speaker 3: Underneath their white wedding dress.
Speaker 8: Thanks, and then pulling up the dress so that you
Speaker 8: can just see the peak of it for photos.
Speaker 1: Oh great, sexless wedding night producers.
Speaker 7: I'm not keen at all on any sort of head
Speaker 7: accessory that's not a veil. Leave your tiars in Princess diaries,
Speaker 7: you know I'm not here for it.
Speaker 1: Fair enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, it's almost that's almost competing with the bride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, even the bride's not allowed.
Speaker 3: You get rid of them, fair enough.
Speaker 6: Mate, Heads up, Pokehonta stone Zodia wedding will be bagging
Speaker 6: your head in the background. The worst wedding trend that
Speaker 6: I've ever seen, and I completely understand why it was
Speaker 6: a thing, because there was a moment where Heavina's just
Speaker 6: took over the planet. They were everybody's like on wearing
Speaker 6: thongs to absolutely everything.
Speaker 1: Oh look I'm on the work side and wearing thongs.
Speaker 1: Oh there goes to.
Speaker 6: Thongs at weddings. If you wore your thongs at your
Speaker 6: wedding and you thought it was really cool at the time,
Speaker 6: I have no doubt in the world that she's looking
Speaker 6: back now, I been.
Speaker 3: Like, wow, wow, we shots fired. You might want to
Speaker 3: have a chat to Gregotti Will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like watching out for the seven year rich. Also,
Speaker 1: I married them. You're probably right now.
Speaker 6: If you've got kids just enjoying the school run, What
Speaker 6: a magnificent time of the morning that is not hectic
Speaker 6: at all, so smooth, so effortless.
Speaker 3: Got your lunchbox, you got your jumper? Where are your runners?
Speaker 6: Why aren't you getting dressed? Get dressed. I told you
Speaker 6: to do that twenty minutes ago and you haven't done it.
Speaker 3: Get out of the shower, Have you had breakfast? Et cetera, etcetera,
Speaker 3: And so it goes on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're just some of the outageous little conversations are
Speaker 6: happening in my household.
Speaker 1: I've got you know that's true.
Speaker 6: It's relaid back to me three kids, a five year old,
Speaker 6: a three year old, and a five month old and
Speaker 6: my three year old in the middle. Her name is
Speaker 6: Lotty and she's quite the individual. It was only late
Speaker 6: last year that we spoke about the time where she
Speaker 6: gave me some solid feedback about how she felt about me.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so early predictions she's going to be handful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure she'll calm down when she becomes a teenager.
Speaker 3: Teenage girls are a dream.
Speaker 6: I've heard that straight down the line, straight shoot thing
Speaker 6: going on.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you one stage, you'll look at your
Speaker 3: fifteen year old girl and you will go, who are you?
Speaker 3: And what have I raised? And how have you turned on?
Speaker 3: Turned from this beautiful little angel who loved daddy although
Speaker 3: that's never happened to you, is it into this just
Speaker 3: creature who can't stand you?
Speaker 6: Look, I can't wait for those years, so I still
Speaker 6: just enjoy this moment right now. So she's at EOC
Speaker 6: and I expect when I go pick her up from
Speaker 6: ELC to get this sort of response, but instead, at
Speaker 6: the moment, I'm.
Speaker 1: Getting this I don't really understand why. I understand.
Speaker 6: What I do completely understand is that Mum's a favorite
Speaker 6: because Mum spends more time and Mum does everything, and
Speaker 6: I mean Mum's my favorite as well. Yeah, so I
Speaker 6: get it. But the last three times that I've picked
Speaker 6: up Lottie from ELC, instead of the get dad, how
Speaker 6: are you good to see?
Speaker 14: I love you?
Speaker 3: Kiss runs up from thirty meters away, instant tears.
Speaker 6: Instant tears, with a quick explanation of I thought Mom
Speaker 6: was going to pick me up.
Speaker 1: I want Mom to pick me up?
Speaker 6: Oh no, And then straight away I look around and
Speaker 6: you look at the teachers and you can feel the
Speaker 6: teachers go, how's he going to react to this? Because
Speaker 6: he's in a bit of a real interesting situation, and
Speaker 6: so what do you do? So straight I'm like, oh, well, yeah,
Speaker 6: well let's go straight home and see mom. She's a
Speaker 6: funny one, isn't she. You can't be upset. Yeah, so
Speaker 6: I don't really know how to handle myself. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: it's happened three times in a row. If it keeps
Speaker 6: on happening, I'm getting to the stage where I'm not
Speaker 6: super pumped to go pick up my n for me, see,
Speaker 6: because it's quite the journey, emotional journey for her.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's just easier tom for mom to do it.
Speaker 3: But I get that all the time with half my
Speaker 3: four year old girl, I love studdy, just loves Dad.
Speaker 3: So every time I pick her up from Kraze Ure Kindy,
Speaker 3: it's like Daddy said he was going to bit me up.
Speaker 3: And then Daddy has done me an absolute disservice by
Speaker 3: telling her every morning Daddy will pick you up. So
Speaker 3: then when mom rocks up a double whammy.
Speaker 1: Have very disappointing.
Speaker 3: But then also at Kindy she wants to go on
Speaker 3: the swings. I'm like, dude, you've been here all day,
Speaker 3: You've been here from nine to three. Why do we
Speaker 3: need to spend an extra fifteen minutes on the swings?
Speaker 3: And do you know what? She hits me with? Daddy
Speaker 3: lets me he does he really?
Speaker 1: Well, that's what it's all about. Thirteen and twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: When have your kids torn you down? Your heart out
Speaker 1: so many times?
Speaker 6: Our cruise into ELC and I'm so confident I go.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Today's the day.
Speaker 1: Did you know what? Oh, there's my beautifu little daughter
Speaker 1: looking forward to giving her hut.
Speaker 5: She hasn't seen me, or she hits.
Speaker 1: Me, tears, where's mom? What a rip off?
Speaker 16: Boo dad?
Speaker 1: And I just feel for the teachers who awkward left
Speaker 1: to see. How are we act?
Speaker 3: I know, well, thirteen twenty four ten, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Do it when of your kids just torn you apart,
Speaker 3: ripped your little heart out? Season Good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning Jody, how are you? And good morning Hazy too, Hazy.
Speaker 9: You have met my grandson at Earthplace Studios when we
Speaker 9: were there for some pottery classes. Yeah, you met little Archie,
Speaker 9: and I am heartbroken. It's not my child, it's my
Speaker 9: grandson who he sees me, he says, He just sort
Speaker 9: of looks blankly at me and says.
Speaker 12: Where's Papa. There's Papa?
Speaker 9: He blanks me completely. It crushes me every time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, where's Papa.
Speaker 3: Soon? I'm getting you do the bulk of the hands
Speaker 3: on work too.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I buy him the clothes that, you know.
Speaker 12: I wring my daughter to say, I'll get him this,
Speaker 12: I'll get him that.
Speaker 9: But Papa, Yeah, where's Papa?
Speaker 12: Where's Papa?
Speaker 9: It kills me hanging there, and I think it's worse
Speaker 9: with grandchildren.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so did.
Speaker 1: You give the best to Archie for us? And it
Speaker 1: was really nice to speak to you. How was Earthclay,
Speaker 1: by the way, it was amazing.
Speaker 9: We had a great time, do we beautiful?
Speaker 3: It's nice you two can catch up on another occasion.
Speaker 3: I think, good morning Anne.
Speaker 12: So this is my daughter's twenty five now, so this
Speaker 12: is quite a number of years ago. But my later
Speaker 12: husband found a fabulous Barbie TV all in one cassette
Speaker 12: recorder on the side of the road and who was
Speaker 12: a handy person? Yep, so brought it home, did it
Speaker 12: or cleaned it up, and he was so proud of
Speaker 12: this Barbie TV. So Tara got home from school and
Speaker 12: he goes, got a surprise for you.
Speaker 4: Look at this.
Speaker 12: So he gives her a Barbie TV. And with that
Speaker 12: she turned to him and goes, Dad, don't you know
Speaker 12: that I hate Barbie?
Speaker 3: And when with you?
Speaker 12: Barby? Where why wasn't I told? Where was the memo?
Speaker 6: He was devastated, very sad, and fortunately for Dad's we
Speaker 6: don't pick up some of the cues. But what we
Speaker 6: do learn along the journey, particularly for infant girls, has
Speaker 6: they changed their mind?
Speaker 1: Honest?
Speaker 3: Scott and Barbie, I think was out of favor for being,
Speaker 3: you know, not exactly advancing the cause of feminism for
Speaker 3: a while there, and then the Barbie movie hit. Next minute,
Speaker 3: she's back in. Who's to say, Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning. How are you guys good?
Speaker 3: I'm sensing you mightn't be the favorite?
Speaker 11: Yeah, not every two weeks.
Speaker 13: So we've got dad, who's flyers out for work. And
Speaker 13: even though mum's a fun one, why can't you leave, Mum,
Speaker 13: We'll drop you off to the air Paul. Yeah, oh look,
Speaker 13: we'll do it all again in another fortnight.
Speaker 3: Why don't you go get in the plane? Yeah, thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 3: Let's go to pat very quickly.
Speaker 11: Hey, guys, good morning. Good I've got twelve year old.
Speaker 11: When she was four and she used to have lots
Speaker 11: of tantrums. She said to me once shouting, you ruined
Speaker 11: all of my line. And I just said to her, well,
Speaker 11: you're only four.
Speaker 3: It's the only way.
Speaker 11: The only way up is from here. And I just
Speaker 11: want to very quickly say, I'm fifty one. I had
Speaker 11: a baby two years ago, ten year frozen embryo. But
Speaker 11: it gets me that daddy is his favorite.
Speaker 3: I love yeah, no, I love that you went through
Speaker 3: that at forty nine. But we love Daddy. Yep. Good
Speaker 3: on you, Pat, thank you, thank you for all your cause.
Speaker 3: This morning, our next guest is one third of the
Speaker 3: number one drive show in the Galaxy, Ricky, Lee, Tim
Speaker 3: and Joel. He's the product of Terry, who was the
Speaker 3: solo man in the as and Jenny, a singer, so
Speaker 3: it's no surprise he went on to be drama captain
Speaker 3: at Wesley College. In Person, the editor in chief of
Speaker 3: the student newspaper, is a staple on. Ossie Telly cameoing
Speaker 3: in The Rocky Horror Show and is currently on a
Speaker 3: national tour with his new comedy production Boom. Please welcome
Speaker 3: to the studio. Sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette. Joel James William Creasy.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you very much. It's a thrill to be here.
Speaker 3: Not just Joel crazy Joel James William crazy.
Speaker 16: I know, I know bits Fancy Pansy just asked me
Speaker 16: in my middle name.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I have to very proud of
Speaker 1: that fact.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And also your parents, Hazy didn't realize that your dad,
Speaker 3: Terry was the solo man.
Speaker 16: He was a solo man in the eighties commercial. He
Speaker 16: is the one that's running up the hill getting chased
Speaker 16: by the Blue Healer as in the Dog, not Lisa McCune.
Speaker 16: And then at the top of the mountain he cracks
Speaker 16: open a solo. Yeah, because what's more, you know, refreshing
Speaker 16: than a long mountainous run A fizzy soft drink and
Speaker 16: it dribbles down his chin, all homo erotic. And then
Speaker 16: of course the butcher's man on Telly gave birth.
Speaker 1: To this, so he's very proud.
Speaker 3: He had two very showbies parents, didn't you. And that's
Speaker 3: how they met on the set of Star Wars. That
Speaker 3: somebody couldn't script this stuff.
Speaker 16: I know, I was destined to go into the biz. Yeah,
Speaker 16: they met on the set of Star Wars The Empire
Speaker 16: Strikes Back. Mum was jab of the Hut. No, they
Speaker 16: were both both members of the Rebel Alliance. And my
Speaker 16: mum was a West End actress as well. So yeah,
Speaker 16: theaters in my blood. Hence why my sister works for Bunnings.
Speaker 16: So yeah, I love it. It's a really great little
Speaker 16: story to tell people.
Speaker 3: And you mentioned your dad getting chosed up a hill
Speaker 3: by Blue here, like you too have a very special dog,
Speaker 3: don't you.
Speaker 16: I do, I Jack, and I welcome the pitter patter
Speaker 16: of hairy little feet into our house. And I'm not
Speaker 16: talking about one of the real housewives. We have a
Speaker 16: chow chow called Girlfriend, and she's one of those dogs
Speaker 16: that looks like the lion with the blue tongue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fancy girl. Thank you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 16: I feel really good about getting a pure bread after
Speaker 16: doing a documentary about dogs and pounds.
Speaker 1: At the start of last year.
Speaker 16: But she had come prior, she'd come prior and she's divine. Yeah, girlfriend, purely,
Speaker 16: so we can say the part get over here, girlfriend?
Speaker 16: Or did you just yourself?
Speaker 1: Girlfriend?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Joe, we love having you with Adelaide. Welcome back and
Speaker 6: your thoughts on Adelaide in general.
Speaker 1: I love Adelaide.
Speaker 16: I came here for a I planned my beautiful friend
Speaker 16: Reece Nicholson, host of Drag Race down Under. They were
Speaker 16: getting married and I had their bucks party in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Reese didn't know where they were going.
Speaker 16: We we surprised them and took them to the airport
Speaker 16: and said surprise, well after Adelaide and we went and
Speaker 16: saw Mary Poppins.
Speaker 3: Of course you did.
Speaker 16: We went and saw Mary Poppins at the Adelaide Festival
Speaker 16: Center and then went to Mary's Poppin'.
Speaker 3: Oh of course, I love what.
Speaker 1: A great club? What are the great bars?
Speaker 6: Can I just just be completely honest and I'm offend us.
Speaker 6: When that initial announcement was made, We're going to Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Was the initial reaction.
Speaker 16: No, genuinely stoked, but also confused as to what we
Speaker 16: were doing in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: I think resought.
Speaker 16: Maybe I was going to make them do like a
Speaker 16: trial run of their festival show or something. We had
Speaker 16: the best night the Schlong Island iced teas that Mary's
Speaker 16: Poppin are delicious, Hazy, I'll take you here. I am
Speaker 16: pretending I haven't had know it's sweet, it's sweet, but
Speaker 16: you're pulling it off.
Speaker 3: I think you've just missed that invitation. He just said
Speaker 3: he will take you. You have spent the entire year
Speaker 3: and a half that we've worked together trying to get
Speaker 3: Fitzy to take you anywhere, and Joel first interview is like,
Speaker 3: I'll take you.
Speaker 16: Yeah, No, doesn't know his way around Mary's pop and
Speaker 16: I do, I will take you.
Speaker 1: Do you hate your Fitzy Mary's Poppin by the way, Oh,
Speaker 1: he would be People would want to climb him like
Speaker 1: a tree.
Speaker 3: This is a side note. If you had to name
Speaker 3: the two Adelaide football teams, could you.
Speaker 16: I could Port Power and Adelaide Crows. And I'm a
Speaker 16: Crow supporter yes, because the Adelaide Crows have actually booked
Speaker 16: me to host a lot of their functions and I have,
Speaker 16: like for years, and I always thought how cool that
Speaker 16: they've booked this. You know, young Nasal, very flamboyant comedian.
Speaker 16: So I've been an Adelaide Crow supporter as a just
Speaker 16: purely because of the paychecks. I love that so much,
Speaker 16: but also coming to my shove, port Power.
Speaker 3: Too, Hazy always tells his story but when he first
Speaker 3: came to Adelaide, we get real in your face about
Speaker 3: who you support.
Speaker 1: Yes, yea from Perth. It's very similar yeahs and Dockers
Speaker 1: thy Yeah.
Speaker 3: So people will like literally get up. You're like, who
Speaker 3: do you bear it for? And you're almost too scared
Speaker 3: to say either way. Oh yeah, thank you so much
Speaker 3: for coming in. We can't wait to see you in action.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 16: And my tent has great air con. I know it's
Speaker 16: a very hot week's great air con. Sure how about
Speaker 16: this for a little treat as well?
Speaker 6: Who wants to go along and see Joel Creasy at
Speaker 6: his new show right now, Joel Creasey's brand new comedy
Speaker 6: show Boom.
Speaker 1: What are the great shows? They're calling it so good?
Speaker 3: Doesn't surprise what it hits the Fringe.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6: It wants to head long the fabulous Joel Greasey's new
Speaker 6: comedy show Boom at the Garden of Unearthly Delights or Wednesday,
Speaker 6: March thirteenth, Book now at Adelaide Fringe dot com dot
Speaker 6: au or give us call.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. We're going back in time, Cazies on
Speaker 1: this daisy in again time. Yeah, Wednesday.
Speaker 6: You know that means don't just sweet That's right, Just
Speaker 6: strap yourself in and let's take a little trip down
Speaker 6: memory lane.
Speaker 1: Who what's it come?
Speaker 3: Means? Don't ever sweeting me on a Wednesday?
Speaker 1: A very dare you? Sweety five? I never did twice? Okay,
Speaker 1: I never do twice. I learned the first.
Speaker 3: I kind of just did though.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 6: Doctor Dre's Aftermath Entertainment signs a then unknown rapper by
Speaker 6: the name of eminem Oh. Let's see what happens here.
Speaker 6: Could go actue ways. I mean, it's probably going to
Speaker 6: be a fast let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a random dude out of Detroit from a
Speaker 1: trailer park. Yeah, he turned out to be pretty special.
Speaker 3: He's done a thing or fair.
Speaker 1: There's no one as good, and there'll be no one
Speaker 1: as good.
Speaker 3: Guys are free and what that means.
Speaker 6: But it means there's been no one as good and
Speaker 6: there will be no one as good in the future.
Speaker 6: Shut two thousand and five, Shane Warren claimed his one
Speaker 6: fouls and first class wicked.
Speaker 1: Still think about shame warn every now and then.
Speaker 3: I know, and I think it was just in the
Speaker 3: anniversary of his death as well. And you see his
Speaker 3: children posting stuff, you know, on Instagram things, it's like
Speaker 3: it's one of those ones. I still can't believe he's gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much fun to watch. Two thousand and eight.
Speaker 6: You think it's been hot last or a few days,
Speaker 6: Adelaide notched up it's eleventh consecutive day of thirty five
Speaker 6: degrees celsia is a record for an Australian capital city.
Speaker 3: I actually remember that, and who was doing weather at
Speaker 3: the time. We were just going surely, surely not one
Speaker 3: more surely not one more day eleven.
Speaker 1: Eleventh consecutive day, thirty five plus no.
Speaker 6: One song on March thirteenth in twenty eighteen was Havana
Speaker 6: by Camilla Cabeo.
Speaker 1: Is that six years old?
Speaker 3: Wow? Oh gosh, doesn't time fly? Sweetie?
Speaker 12: Wait?
Speaker 1: What have Mahdi is in Havana