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Speaker 1: Test, test, test, and now it's time for Tom the

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Speaker 1: overweight looking Russell brand producer time, Tom Time.

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Speaker 2: No, I'll pull it down, turn everything off. This is

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Speaker 2: a disgrace, mate, this is your segment. Fits you said accidentally,

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Speaker 2: turd Time. You know it's Tom time.

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Speaker 3: But nothing will describe him more accurately right now than

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Speaker 3: third time, because I'd like to bring up something he

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Speaker 3: did during the week. He's an absolute shunka absolute chunk.

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Speaker 1: Sure, what have I done?

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Speaker 3: A big game of footy this Friday night? Tomorrow night?

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Speaker 3: Swan's take on the Tigers SCG be there, old mate, Leno, right,

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Speaker 3: massive Swans fan, doesn't miss a game. Got an invitation

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Speaker 3: from turd Time over here to be sorry Tom, to

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Speaker 3: be a guest in a box.

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Speaker 2: At the footy.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the which is a dream for Leno. Invites Leno,

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Speaker 3: then uninvites Leno because someone else wants to come along

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Speaker 3: of his box ticket.

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Speaker 1: Very well, don't.

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Speaker 2: Tell me, who are you replacing him?

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Speaker 1: One of my neighbors, to my neighbors who are huge

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Speaker 1: Swans fans, two of your neighbors. Leno didn't seem very keen,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, I can't can I bring my girlfriends stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, you can't bring your girlfriend mate.

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Speaker 3: But apparently he does have two tickets because both his

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Speaker 3: neighbors are coming.

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Speaker 1: As it turns out, found an extra ticket for my neighbors.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't find one for my My god, Tom, you

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Speaker 4: are all right.

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Speaker 1: I have been out at this snoke. Snak went.

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Speaker 2: Ticket for another one.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, let's remain focused.

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Speaker 1: Tony sound effect.

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Speaker 3: Now everybody knows the type of guy you are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that is how the game. Okay, thank you David,

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Speaker 1: That's how the game works sort of. So let's say

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Speaker 1: hi to Katie and Pimball. Good morning. Oh Katie, very

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Speaker 1: third one? Correct, Yeah, you win the Lunar Park tickets.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Producer Hannah is new on the show. She books guests

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Speaker 1: for the show. Now, we did have an interview before

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Speaker 1: today's show, and when one of the boys hadn't arrived

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Speaker 1: and was in fact five minutes late, Producer Hannah then

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Speaker 1: rang him to ask where he was. He did a

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Speaker 1: classic stitch up and pretended to be fast asleep by

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Speaker 1: snoring on the phone, which made producer Hannah very very anxious.

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Speaker 1: Who would do such a wonderful stitch up? People the show?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even recorded. He's just doing some wacky gear.

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Speaker 1: Who would that be.

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Speaker 3: The laziest to.

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Speaker 1: What a whacky.

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Speaker 3: Of Tom? And who has done no prep for this

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Speaker 3: segment so far? So needed to jam it with something

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Speaker 3: this morning, Katie, You're off to a flying start.

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Speaker 1: Question number two. Who got into a fight with kids

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Speaker 1: during a kid's footy match on the weekend because he

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Speaker 1: was making some questionable decisions as the goal umpire. Now

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Speaker 1: it got so bad the umpire of the match had

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Speaker 1: to tell him to stop fighting with the children. Who

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Speaker 1: would that be fits your.

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Speaker 3: Whipper, Katie? Fits your whipper? Yes, a couple of mine.

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Speaker 1: I mean I gave the decision and then I had

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Speaker 1: a couple of kids in my face, going well, that's

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Speaker 1: a ridiculous decision, So get back to your get back

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Speaker 1: to your position.

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Speaker 3: I don't a bit of travel from the empire. Fair

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Speaker 3: call mate, fair coll.

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Speaker 1: Last one and it's this one's the award for Diva

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Speaker 1: of the week? Was it fits you? A whipper? Who

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Speaker 1: cracked it at produced suggests because his sheets were stapled

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Speaker 1: in the wrong place. He even handed them back to you,

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Speaker 1: suggest demnding, Maybe Reese.

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Speaker 3: This is your worst Tom time?

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Speaker 1: Did he did, and so I got the ones that

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Speaker 1: went staple properly because Whoper couldn't handle have.

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Speaker 3: Done zero prep for this break. This is so lazy.

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Speaker 1: These are accurating the laziest radio for a family pass

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Speaker 1: to lun apart. Who wasn't Katie, That was.

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Speaker 3: Katie. You had to win, you had to win. Leno

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Speaker 3: still hasn't got his tickets. Tom's done no preparation. I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you what. This is a discour race.