WEBVTT - Hayesy Finally Takes His Relationship With Fitzy Too Far 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.240 We got get you every morning, every day, Lady Adelaide. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.360 Sidney Friday, Friday. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:12.960 Fridays. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.239 Ah, Yes, absolutely, quite easily the best time of the week. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.079 We enjoy. This week gets us through day to day speaking. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:21.800 To Ryan fifty, good morning to you, Good morning. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:26.200 It's Friday morning, guys. It's my favorite time of the week. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:26.800 Talking to you. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.360 Yeah. And it's long been established that I work with 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:31.400 a man child fitsy And when you join us, I'm like, 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.639 oh my god, all it with two of them? 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.920 What the hell is going on here? And I'll tell 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:35.400 you why. 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.479 I know I work with a child masquerading as a man, 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:43.239 because this week we establish that. Andrew Hayes spent the 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.920 better part of a week trying to perfect the perfect 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:47.600 fart sound. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.560 Yeah. I just got a feeling fitty. You're going to 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.400 love this, all right? Are you ready? Are you ready 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.080 for this? And you tell me so? 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.880 Sorry? Where is this? Where is this coming out of this? 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.160 I saw a blooper via east Bound and Down, you know, 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.760 the TV show, and it was a bloke who was 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:05.560 doing a particular fast sound out of his mouth, and 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.440 I tried to perfect it. It's been i'd say two 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:08.440 to three years in the making. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.200 Yeah, are you do. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.559 You use your hand or is it just the mounth? 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.880 It's just the mouth, So it's coming out, it's a combination. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:16.920 It's coming out through i'd say, the bottom and maybe 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.440 the middle of my teeth onto my lips, which creates 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.560 a bit of a vibrating sound, which really adds to 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:22.280 the fact, makes it. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.720 Much more authentic. Okay, you ready for this? 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.640 And just picture a dark room and you're its very 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.280 silent with it mates, and then all of a sudden 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:37.640 he does this. Oh my god, do you know what 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:38.440 that sounded like? 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.800 That just sounded like you going. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.800 With a bit of vibration going again, You're ready, You're ready? 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:51.400 Here we go? Not just now? 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:54.560 Can I throw it out? 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:54.760 There? 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:59.000 Is your mate very frugal with his money because he's 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:06.840 like a bit of time. But well, I can I 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.639 give you mind that I learned to do with my mouth? 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:10.000 Sure? 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:14.160 Now, this this took me years, not just. 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:19.040 This took me years to perfect, so much so that 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:23.919 I ended up having basically a nervous breakdown because there's 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:27.160 so much that goes into this one that you are. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.280 Pushing so hard through my mouth. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.840 My hand's involved in that as well, even under my 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.760 arm sometimes involved, but it can A lot of people 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.240 say it's quite gross. Sorry, Can I just take a 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:41.160 drink of water, guys and lubricat and get myself ready? 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.680 Okay, here we go, All right, here we go. This 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.120 is the ultimate part. Out of my mouth, hand and 0:02:47.240 --> 0:03:00.200 under my arm in three one. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.160 Where did the wetless come from? 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:07.960 It's three parts? 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:13.360 Simply this is three different an unbelabor It took me 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.120 years to profess that. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.000 And do you know what, It got to a point 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.680 where I was trying too hard, which then it basically 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.440 represents the whole part because at the end you're pushing 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.000 too hard. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.919 There is a fight for everyone in that small little moment. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:36.200 I am so so to the people of Adelaide. I 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.560 am so sorry you had to witness that. But that 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.240 is coming from an immature of forty seven year old 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:45.400 man from portla lunga world farts so funny. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.920 If we had up your ages, you're nearly one hundred 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:48.800 between you two. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:49.720 What the hell? 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:51.520 Well, do you know what? 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.880 When the crows are playing so badly, we need to 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.560 talk about other things so I can understand why. 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:58.160 And I've got to buy this weekend so we could 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:01.720 potentially not talk about football altogether. We played Battle of 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:03.480 the Bangers this morning as well, and I was we 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.640 were super curious as to see who you would have 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.280 voted for because our theme this week is sexy songs. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:11.400 I went with this guy, yeah, just to get the. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:16.240 Pandas in the mood when they rite. So he's your 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:20.040 first option. You've got color me Bade. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.920 Color Me Bad with two d's if you don't mind. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:24.200 Col be bad did to day. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.200 So if you were a panda, would you want to 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:27.480 make love after that song? 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:27.800 Well? 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:35.360 This one bad? 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:41.000 But are into watching X files and everybody wins? 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.039 If you know, Hazy, You've had your glory this morning 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.640 with the perfection of the of the fart. I'm going 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.640 to go with Jody this morning, color Me Bad. 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:54.520 That was unexpected but lovely. I can see you singing 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.800 that to b J tonight when you get home Friday night. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.960 Now, I'm still trying to perfect something else for. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:03.200 Well. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:05.400 Actually, before we let you go, Fitzy, I know something 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.280 that's going to get both you and BJ very much 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.040 in the mood, and it is. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:13.480 This Hazy you are. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.320 There's your akra, There is your acra right there. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:20.040 Your radio award is on its. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:24.119 Way, oh my goodness, and the okra for a three 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.839 part fart goes are right, Fitzgerald. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:35.680 Just another one, just another one. I'm out of you 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.279 guys that said. I'm done. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:42.680 My twenty year radio career is complete. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.359 It's been two hundred fifty dollars during Bianco Construction and 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:47.760 Industrial Supplies mid years for the chance to win one 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:48.839 of two big prizes. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.240 T's and c's apply. Let's check. You run to work 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:51.960 with adding in the news. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:56.119 Rod's what you're waking up to Adelaide today? 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:57.479 Breaking news? 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:02.000 What's in the news today? You're trading heading to work? 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.159 You need to impress everyone else on the job site. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:05.640 Or you just going to the gym and you want 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:09.800 to just randomly say to someone on the overhanging. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:10.159 What's that machine called? 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.080 Oh my gosh, the lat machine? If you're doing some 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:13.960 chin ups, yeah. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.119 If you want to go, hey, what about this happened today? 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:17.320 Smashing your lads? 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.599 Yeah, you want to seem super smart, you go to 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.080 his newsreader Abbey. Never thought I'd say. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:25.840 That, Yeah, no, no, it's absolutely first and I'd say 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:26.600 definitely a lot happen. 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:28.200 Wow, interesting you too. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.320 Australia is about to endure its shortest day, So what 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.320 does that mean. That means that we have the least 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.359 amount of sun today and it marks the start of 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:41.200 the winter solstice. So the winter solstice goes back thousands 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.400 and thousands of years ago. Basically it was all about 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:46.680 planning for things as such as navigation and agriculture. But 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:50.880 what it means is the southern hemisphere sorry, the south 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:53.400 Pole face is furthest from the sun. So it's our 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.880 longest night and our darkest. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:59.360 Day just the time for so last night was long st. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.160 No today, so today we'll only have around nine hours 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:07.000 of sunlight on average, we would have say like tenish 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:11.400 nine to ten obviously longer in winter. But the people 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:15.920 who really take this seriously shout out to the Tasmanians. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.560 Oh yes, they go and do. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.200 This nude swim I do and this year is like 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:26.000 record breaking numbers. Three thousand Tasmanians are getting into their 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:29.880 bathing stem birthday suits and they're going and swimming in 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.360 the River Derwent as part of the winter's solstice. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:37.600 By the way, yeah, I cannot begin to tell you 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.560 how cold Tasmania is this time year, but how infinitely 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.600 colder the river Derwent would be let alone in the nudy, 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.520 go on, why. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.320 Are you put yourself in that space? Why would you 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.320 is really exposing yourself? And it's not a glorious space? 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.760 Oh my goodness. And then let's be honest. Thirteen degrees 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.960 in Homer today. You don't have a lot to work with. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.200 What do you mean nothing? 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:02.080 What are you talking about? 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:03.080 Nothing? 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.400 And you said the people most concerned with this. 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.520 I thought you were gonna say bats because less time 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:11.120 for activities. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.800 I'm sorry, more time time for activity. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:15.880 I just want to know, is our working day shorter? 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:16.840 Yes or no? 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:16.880 No? 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.800 Okay, so you're probably still it. It'll be you drove 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:21.120 to work in the dark, and you'll. 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:25.480 Go home in the dark. Excellent, Welcome to my life. Goodness. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:27.480 Jerry Seinfeld's in town. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.600 And I know this because I spent five hours outside 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.720 of ek City yesterday trying to find him with the 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:34.319 news camera. 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:35.240 And how'd you go with that? 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:35.440 Not? 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.120 Well, he's very lucive. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.319 I swear to God, Hazy, I swear to God. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.000 The one time I ducked off, the one time I 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.160 left the entrance to Sky Cities to go and do 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:48.160 something else, that was the moment Jerry decided to go. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:48.480 For a walk. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.320 Do you know what happens? I think I've heard some before. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.440 I'll see what cheaper staff at Channel ten has heard 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:57.040 this several times before out of Joey's mouth. I swear 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:00.560 the one time I wasn't looking, I. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.720 Went to go and locks pops and people there she is. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.439 You haven't KFC in the car or something? It was 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.079 in It was dim sims. 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:15.480 Actually jagged dot com Jagged jagged that the stuff you'll mind. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.480 She does love a jagged anyway. So I missed Jerry, 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.839 but that's okay. He perform last night at the Entertainment Center. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.280 There's no follow up in the advertisers to how it went, 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:29.880 because everyone was concerned about these Palestinian protesters which had 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:33.080 marred his concerts in the two Sydney shows. That he 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.680 did nothing in Brisbane the night before, and he stood 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:38.959 up on stage and he goes, what not one Jewish 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.280 hater in the whole audience? 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:41.520 What he said? 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.000 Maybe if you'd actually stayed there and got him, he 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.079 would have offered you tickets to his show, and then 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:47.160 you could have done the writer up. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:48.240 But also maybe not. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.800 It seems like all his interaction with news reporters has 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:52.360 been quite minimal so far. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:53.640 I know that's not true. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.400 At the airport yesterday morning he stopped and had a 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.800 chat with Yeah. Unfortunately I wasn't there. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:03.280 I was here my friend Jordan, who worked for Sunrise. Yes, 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.520 she's in Brisbane and she got to meet him yesterday. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.120 She had a photo with him, put it up on 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:07.760 her socials. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.160 He's been wearing baseball caps around. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.839 Correct, he's looked at a bit old, but he did 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:12.960 go for a wander around the Torrent. 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:14.840 So if anyone spoted him thirteen twenty four to ten, 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:15.280 let us know. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:20.880 Although that ship's sails, certainly maybe next time. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:25.199 What he was on the Popeye, Yeah, he's he's seventy 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.160 years old, so I don't think he'll be venturing back 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:28.200 out to Australia anytime. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.160 What, Oh my gosh, fantastic for. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.800 Seventy he looks really good. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.720 On eleven minutes past six Statyes your post at Snooze News. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:42.360 The battle between normal humans and parking spectors can be 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.120 quite solid, can't it. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.480 Don't mean to do that. I don't know how to 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:48.400 address it any other one. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.920 I'm sure that we've got some lovely parking inspectors that 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.360 listen to it. Unfortunately for them, they've elected a career 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.200 that dispenses misery each and every day. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.040 Oh yeah, they listen to us saying, well they can't 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:03.480 get five double a how about this? A Melbourne woman 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:07.079 who was nine months pregnant, remember that, was shocked when 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.120 she capped the parking fine while buying a ticket using 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.280 her mobile phone. So this is the new way of 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.480 buying tickets. By the way, I think they've probably been 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.920 doing it in Melbourne for a while. We're starting to 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.679 do it an Adelaide producer Emily, can you quickly explain how 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:18.560 this process works? 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.600 Yes, So it used to just be you go up 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.280 and tap your credit card and then you pop the 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:26.000 little piece of paper on your on your dashboard. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:26.600 That's it. 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:27.760 You go off, you have a great day. 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:31.240 This new system you have to put in your red jo, 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.120 so if you don't know what your rejo is, that's 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.160 already adding a few minutes and then you pay for it. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.400 But then they go do you want to save your 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.840 details for later? So it takes doesn't take as long. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.360 So when I did it the other day, it probably 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:42.679 took me about four or five minutes. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.640 Yeah, okay, it's quite time consuming. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.560 Jokes but then also AI's got all your information. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.640 They're coming at you, or you're in so much trouble, 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:51.440 Jodie watch out. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:53.839 This particular woman was running like for a hair dressing 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:55.959 point when she parked in front of a salon Richmond 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.560 in Melbourne's Inner City. She said, as she was punching 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.000 in the code, she walked into the head hairdresser. She 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.360 said she'd parked a car at twelve oh one and 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.600 following her hair dressing appointment, realized she'd be given a 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:13.640 fine at twelve oh three. She said she'd receive parking 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.520 tickets in the past. She's got form and it usually 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.200 took inspectors a few minutes to enter the details into 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.559 the machine. She's labeled the behavior as crappy and opportunistic, 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.680 adding it was frustrating and that was the culture that 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:28.600 they had. So there is an assumption that the bloke 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.760 was watching her yes going to the salon, noticing her 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.000 as well that she was nine months pregnant, and went bang, 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.040 seis an opportunity. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.000 We got one fine her. 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.000 I feel for them in a way in that they've 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:42.320 obviously got KPI's right, so they've got a certain amount 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.880 of fines that they need to dispense each so they're 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.880 certainly not thinking about each individual in their separate situation. 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:48.319 I e. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:49.480 I'm nine months pregnant. 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.160 Sorry, I'm a little bit slower than the rest of 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.000 humanity at the moment, undred percent. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:57.280 So what i'd say is producer, Emily. This lady's carrying on, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:01.839 isn't she? Because you're five months pregnant, she's probably. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.559 Carrying and stupid stuff. 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:10.480 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, But that is up there. I don't 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.040 even know where to begin with you, Considering your beautiful wife, 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.000 Kara has had three children, so I'm sure you don't 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:17.079 say this kind of stuff at home. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:17.840 You probably just say I. 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.040 Know, he says it for here, just for me, considering 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:22.920 she is nine months pregnant. So you say I'm five 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:24.559 months pregnant, I'm already starting to get a bit of 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:26.440 a wattle and things are taking me a little bit 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:27.600 longer walking and stuff. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.440 So I think I've noticed, don't say. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:38.400 It, And so I've noticed me walking from here to 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.640 the printer or something takes that just that little bit longer. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.400 So she is nine months pregnant, she is carrying a 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:47.040 lot of weight, and it happens you start waddling. You 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.960 can't help it. So I think, even if it took 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.360 her two minutes to ten minutes, leave her alone, exactly 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.280 if it took her twenty, at least she's still got 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:58.120 the ticket. The parking inspect hiding behind the bushes over there, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.439 probably watching with this little but not. I was gone on, 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.079 I've got one here. Then she turns around with a 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.440 big belly, and he goes, oh. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:04.240 Still give it to her. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.880 I agree with everything you said. I've never seen a 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:12.640 parking inspector with binoculars. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.319 As an experience. Is this sort of spot. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.560 I got myself into a bit of trouble, let's say, 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.640 back in my twenties, when I was young and stupid, 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.520 and I don't want to get into it, but I yeah. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.520 You went after a parkingspective. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:26.160 You you had relations with a parking inspector. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.360 No, I you had relations with a parking inspector to 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:30.360 get out of a fine. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:31.600 Who saw that point? 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:32.920 No, I should have done that. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:37.200 Basically, I used to work in the city, and back then, 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.800 you know, partying and going out was more fun than 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.600 paying for parking. So I got myself in a little 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:46.400 bit of trouble with some parking five yes, let's just 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.320 say that thousands of dollars. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:55.680 No comment. Are they still outstanding? Is that to talk about? 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:56.000 No? 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:56.880 Payda all off? 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:58.480 I'm up to date, thank you very much. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:00.640 But yeah, I got myself in a bit of trouble. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:01.880 We should have just gone with my solution. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:03.160 I should have, and now. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.320 I think of it, I should have done that, but yeah, 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.200 I don't. I think it's ridiculous. Within two minutes and 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:09.880 those I've used them before. I had to go and 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:13.400 park at Adelaide Oval and yeah, I had to use one 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.560 of them, and it was ridiculous. It took forever, absolutely, like, yeah, 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.600 five minutes at least to put all your details in. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:19.040 All right. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.520 So in conclusion, I think we can all agree that 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.560 in this particular situation, producer Emily's a little bit edgy 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:24.760 of them. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.760 If you're a bloke and you're sitting there going, I 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:30.200 love my wife, I love her so much. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.080 I love my partner, I love my girlfriend, whatever it 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:32.400 may be. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.720 That's me, and you're going, I just I just I 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.760 want to be close to her, you know, I just 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:39.040 I feel like we're not in sync. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:39.560 That's me. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:44.640 Yeah, I feel like I just really would like some 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:45.520 more mummy daddy time. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:46.120 Let's be honest. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:49.680 I've got to be careful. But that's me. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:52.360 I don't think you were careful at all. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.880 I think you just ran full force into a brick 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.840 wall and smacked your head. If Kara is listening this morning, 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.640 that's exactly what you just did. So I've discovered, I've discovered, 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.720 and you study some new information that might be able 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.520 to help all you blokes. And of course it came 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:13.880 from the most elite source of research and information that 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.480 you could possibly find, and that is Instagram. 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:17.720 Okay, very good. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.880 So I stumbled across this the other day and I'll 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:22.520 let this woman take it. Well, I don't even know 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.240 she is. She's an expert in this field, so bloody 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:26.560 less and upsh You show you. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.960 Fun fact every one out of actio sleep or women 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.880 increases their libido by fourteen percent. If there's any men 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:33.720 listening and you need a reason to let you're a 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:34.200 wife have. 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:36.760 A lion this weekend, there's one. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.200 Poor sleep or lack of sleep had a bigger effect 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.920 on women. We get more stressed about it, we have 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.680 like more emotional impact from it. We make poorer decisions 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:49.360 because of it, whereas the impact on men seems to 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:49.840 be Latin. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.880 Okay, helloo, your sister, whoever you are. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:56.200 So you're telling me that the reason there could be 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:59.320 less or lack of mummy and daddy time is a 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:00.280 lack of sleep. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:01.960 Is because us women are tired. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:07.720 What ah, Yes, that's all making sense. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.040 Oh God, Because when a woman is tired and she's 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.320 got too much on a plate and she's feeling overwhelmed, 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:14.680 that is the last thing we want to do. 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.040 I cannot just tell you that right now. And we 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.240 get it. We get it. We know it's like going 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:19.920 for a run. 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.120 You can't be bothered, but when you do run around 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:24.880 the block, you feel a bit better afterwards. 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:26.199 We get that. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.960 Not always, what if you've got a bung hamstring? 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:30.159 Exactly right. 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:33.439 So that's the science behind it. So I'm just going 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.400 to do a little bit of maths here. So one 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.680 hour equals fourteen percent more chance of mummy daddy time. 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:41.000 So that means two hours twenty eight percent, three hours 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.560 thirty two percent. So fourteen plus fourteen plus warning minus 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:47.080 headaches divided by hormonal shifts still. 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:50.760