Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day, Lady Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Sidney Friday, Friday.
Speaker 3: Fridays.
Speaker 1: Ah, Yes, absolutely, quite easily the best time of the week.
Speaker 3: We enjoy. This week gets us through day to day speaking.
Speaker 1: To Ryan fifty, good morning to you, Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's Friday morning, guys. It's my favorite time of the week.
Speaker 4: Talking to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And it's long been established that I work with
Speaker 5: a man child fitsy And when you join us, I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, all it with two of them?
Speaker 4: What the hell is going on here? And I'll tell
Speaker 4: you why.
Speaker 5: I know I work with a child masquerading as a man,
Speaker 5: because this week we establish that. Andrew Hayes spent the
Speaker 5: better part of a week trying to perfect the perfect
Speaker 5: fart sound.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just got a feeling fitty. You're going to
Speaker 3: love this, all right? Are you ready? Are you ready
Speaker 3: for this? And you tell me so?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Where is this? Where is this coming out of this?
Speaker 1: I saw a blooper via east Bound and Down, you know,
Speaker 1: the TV show, and it was a bloke who was
Speaker 1: doing a particular fast sound out of his mouth, and
Speaker 1: I tried to perfect it. It's been i'd say two
Speaker 1: to three years in the making.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you do.
Speaker 2: You use your hand or is it just the mounth?
Speaker 1: It's just the mouth, So it's coming out, it's a combination.
Speaker 1: It's coming out through i'd say, the bottom and maybe
Speaker 1: the middle of my teeth onto my lips, which creates
Speaker 1: a bit of a vibrating sound, which really adds to
Speaker 1: the fact, makes it.
Speaker 3: Much more authentic. Okay, you ready for this?
Speaker 1: And just picture a dark room and you're its very
Speaker 1: silent with it mates, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: he does this. Oh my god, do you know what
Speaker 1: that sounded like?
Speaker 2: That just sounded like you going.
Speaker 3: With a bit of vibration going again, You're ready, You're ready?
Speaker 3: Here we go? Not just now?
Speaker 2: Can I throw it out?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 6: Is your mate very frugal with his money because he's
Speaker 6: like a bit of time. But well, I can I
Speaker 6: give you mind that I learned to do with my mouth?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 2: Now, this this took me years, not just.
Speaker 6: This took me years to perfect, so much so that
Speaker 6: I ended up having basically a nervous breakdown because there's
Speaker 6: so much that goes into this one that you are.
Speaker 2: Pushing so hard through my mouth.
Speaker 6: My hand's involved in that as well, even under my
Speaker 6: arm sometimes involved, but it can A lot of people
Speaker 6: say it's quite gross. Sorry, Can I just take a
Speaker 6: drink of water, guys and lubricat and get myself ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, All right, here we go. This
Speaker 2: is the ultimate part. Out of my mouth, hand and
Speaker 2: under my arm in three one.
Speaker 3: Where did the wetless come from?
Speaker 4: It's three parts?
Speaker 7: Simply this is three different an unbelabor It took me
Speaker 7: years to profess that.
Speaker 6: And do you know what, It got to a point
Speaker 6: where I was trying too hard, which then it basically
Speaker 6: represents the whole part because at the end you're pushing
Speaker 6: too hard.
Speaker 3: There is a fight for everyone in that small little moment.
Speaker 6: I am so so to the people of Adelaide. I
Speaker 6: am so sorry you had to witness that. But that
Speaker 6: is coming from an immature of forty seven year old
Speaker 6: man from portla lunga world farts so funny.
Speaker 5: If we had up your ages, you're nearly one hundred
Speaker 5: between you two.
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 2: Well, do you know what?
Speaker 6: When the crows are playing so badly, we need to
Speaker 6: talk about other things so I can understand why.
Speaker 5: And I've got to buy this weekend so we could
Speaker 5: potentially not talk about football altogether. We played Battle of
Speaker 5: the Bangers this morning as well, and I was we
Speaker 5: were super curious as to see who you would have
Speaker 5: voted for because our theme this week is sexy songs.
Speaker 4: I went with this guy, yeah, just to get the.
Speaker 3: Pandas in the mood when they rite. So he's your
Speaker 3: first option. You've got color me Bade.
Speaker 4: Color Me Bad with two d's if you don't mind.
Speaker 4: Col be bad did to day.
Speaker 1: So if you were a panda, would you want to
Speaker 1: make love after that song?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: This one bad?
Speaker 1: But are into watching X files and everybody wins?
Speaker 6: If you know, Hazy, You've had your glory this morning
Speaker 6: with the perfection of the of the fart. I'm going
Speaker 6: to go with Jody this morning, color Me Bad.
Speaker 4: That was unexpected but lovely. I can see you singing
Speaker 4: that to b J tonight when you get home Friday night.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm still trying to perfect something else for.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Actually, before we let you go, Fitzy, I know something
Speaker 1: that's going to get both you and BJ very much
Speaker 1: in the mood, and it is.
Speaker 2: This Hazy you are.
Speaker 8: There's your akra, There is your acra right there.
Speaker 6: Your radio award is on its.
Speaker 5: Way, oh my goodness, and the okra for a three
Speaker 5: part fart goes are right, Fitzgerald.
Speaker 9: Just another one, just another one. I'm out of you
Speaker 9: guys that said. I'm done.
Speaker 6: My twenty year radio career is complete.
Speaker 1: It's been two hundred fifty dollars during Bianco Construction and
Speaker 1: Industrial Supplies mid years for the chance to win one
Speaker 1: of two big prizes.
Speaker 3: T's and c's apply. Let's check. You run to work
Speaker 3: with adding in the news.
Speaker 5: Rod's what you're waking up to Adelaide today?
Speaker 3: Breaking news?
Speaker 4: What's in the news today? You're trading heading to work?
Speaker 4: You need to impress everyone else on the job site.
Speaker 5: Or you just going to the gym and you want
Speaker 5: to just randomly say to someone on the overhanging.
Speaker 4: What's that machine called?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, the lat machine? If you're doing some
Speaker 3: chin ups, yeah.
Speaker 4: If you want to go, hey, what about this happened today?
Speaker 3: Smashing your lads?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to seem super smart, you go to
Speaker 4: his newsreader Abbey. Never thought I'd say.
Speaker 1: That, Yeah, no, no, it's absolutely first and I'd say
Speaker 1: definitely a lot happen.
Speaker 4: Wow, interesting you too.
Speaker 10: Australia is about to endure its shortest day, So what
Speaker 10: does that mean. That means that we have the least
Speaker 10: amount of sun today and it marks the start of
Speaker 10: the winter solstice. So the winter solstice goes back thousands
Speaker 10: and thousands of years ago. Basically it was all about
Speaker 10: planning for things as such as navigation and agriculture. But
Speaker 10: what it means is the southern hemisphere sorry, the south
Speaker 10: Pole face is furthest from the sun. So it's our
Speaker 10: longest night and our darkest.
Speaker 3: Day just the time for so last night was long st.
Speaker 10: No today, so today we'll only have around nine hours
Speaker 10: of sunlight on average, we would have say like tenish
Speaker 10: nine to ten obviously longer in winter. But the people
Speaker 10: who really take this seriously shout out to the Tasmanians.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, they go and do.
Speaker 10: This nude swim I do and this year is like
Speaker 10: record breaking numbers. Three thousand Tasmanians are getting into their
Speaker 10: bathing stem birthday suits and they're going and swimming in
Speaker 10: the River Derwent as part of the winter's solstice.
Speaker 5: By the way, yeah, I cannot begin to tell you
Speaker 5: how cold Tasmania is this time year, but how infinitely
Speaker 5: colder the river Derwent would be let alone in the nudy,
Speaker 5: go on, why.
Speaker 1: Are you put yourself in that space? Why would you
Speaker 1: is really exposing yourself? And it's not a glorious space?
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness. And then let's be honest. Thirteen degrees
Speaker 5: in Homer today. You don't have a lot to work with.
Speaker 4: What do you mean nothing?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 3: And you said the people most concerned with this.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say bats because less time
Speaker 1: for activities.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, more time time for activity.
Speaker 4: I just want to know, is our working day shorter?
Speaker 4: Yes or no?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 10: Okay, so you're probably still it. It'll be you drove
Speaker 10: to work in the dark, and you'll.
Speaker 4: Go home in the dark. Excellent, Welcome to my life. Goodness.
Speaker 4: Jerry Seinfeld's in town.
Speaker 5: And I know this because I spent five hours outside
Speaker 5: of ek City yesterday trying to find him with the
Speaker 5: news camera.
Speaker 4: And how'd you go with that?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 3: Well, he's very lucive.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, Hazy, I swear to God.
Speaker 5: The one time I ducked off, the one time I
Speaker 5: left the entrance to Sky Cities to go and do
Speaker 5: something else, that was the moment Jerry decided to go.
Speaker 2: For a walk.
Speaker 3: Do you know what happens? I think I've heard some before.
Speaker 1: I'll see what cheaper staff at Channel ten has heard
Speaker 1: this several times before out of Joey's mouth. I swear
Speaker 1: the one time I wasn't looking, I.
Speaker 10: Went to go and locks pops and people there she is.
Speaker 10: You haven't KFC in the car or something? It was
Speaker 10: in It was dim sims.
Speaker 1: Actually jagged dot com Jagged jagged that the stuff you'll mind.
Speaker 5: She does love a jagged anyway. So I missed Jerry,
Speaker 5: but that's okay. He perform last night at the Entertainment Center.
Speaker 5: There's no follow up in the advertisers to how it went,
Speaker 5: because everyone was concerned about these Palestinian protesters which had
Speaker 5: marred his concerts in the two Sydney shows. That he
Speaker 5: did nothing in Brisbane the night before, and he stood
Speaker 5: up on stage and he goes, what not one Jewish
Speaker 5: hater in the whole audience?
Speaker 4: What he said?
Speaker 10: Maybe if you'd actually stayed there and got him, he
Speaker 10: would have offered you tickets to his show, and then
Speaker 10: you could have done the writer up.
Speaker 3: But also maybe not.
Speaker 1: It seems like all his interaction with news reporters has
Speaker 1: been quite minimal so far.
Speaker 4: I know that's not true.
Speaker 5: At the airport yesterday morning he stopped and had a
Speaker 5: chat with Yeah. Unfortunately I wasn't there.
Speaker 10: I was here my friend Jordan, who worked for Sunrise. Yes,
Speaker 10: she's in Brisbane and she got to meet him yesterday.
Speaker 10: She had a photo with him, put it up on
Speaker 10: her socials.
Speaker 3: He's been wearing baseball caps around.
Speaker 5: Correct, he's looked at a bit old, but he did
Speaker 5: go for a wander around the Torrent.
Speaker 4: So if anyone spoted him thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 4: let us know.
Speaker 5: Although that ship's sails, certainly maybe next time.
Speaker 10: What he was on the Popeye, Yeah, he's he's seventy
Speaker 10: years old, so I don't think he'll be venturing back
Speaker 10: out to Australia anytime.
Speaker 3: What, Oh my gosh, fantastic for.
Speaker 4: Seventy he looks really good.
Speaker 1: On eleven minutes past six Statyes your post at Snooze News.
Speaker 1: The battle between normal humans and parking spectors can be
Speaker 1: quite solid, can't it.
Speaker 3: Don't mean to do that. I don't know how to
Speaker 3: address it any other one.
Speaker 5: I'm sure that we've got some lovely parking inspectors that
Speaker 5: listen to it. Unfortunately for them, they've elected a career
Speaker 5: that dispenses misery each and every day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they listen to us saying, well they can't
Speaker 1: get five double a how about this? A Melbourne woman
Speaker 1: who was nine months pregnant, remember that, was shocked when
Speaker 1: she capped the parking fine while buying a ticket using
Speaker 1: her mobile phone. So this is the new way of
Speaker 1: buying tickets. By the way, I think they've probably been
Speaker 1: doing it in Melbourne for a while. We're starting to
Speaker 1: do it an Adelaide producer Emily, can you quickly explain how
Speaker 1: this process works?
Speaker 12: Yes, So it used to just be you go up
Speaker 12: and tap your credit card and then you pop the
Speaker 12: little piece of paper on your on your dashboard.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: You go off, you have a great day.
Speaker 12: This new system you have to put in your red jo,
Speaker 12: so if you don't know what your rejo is, that's
Speaker 12: already adding a few minutes and then you pay for it.
Speaker 12: But then they go do you want to save your
Speaker 12: details for later? So it takes doesn't take as long.
Speaker 12: So when I did it the other day, it probably
Speaker 12: took me about four or five minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's quite time consuming.
Speaker 4: Jokes but then also AI's got all your information.
Speaker 3: They're coming at you, or you're in so much trouble,
Speaker 3: Jodie watch out.
Speaker 1: This particular woman was running like for a hair dressing
Speaker 1: point when she parked in front of a salon Richmond
Speaker 1: in Melbourne's Inner City. She said, as she was punching
Speaker 1: in the code, she walked into the head hairdresser. She
Speaker 1: said she'd parked a car at twelve oh one and
Speaker 1: following her hair dressing appointment, realized she'd be given a
Speaker 1: fine at twelve oh three. She said she'd receive parking
Speaker 1: tickets in the past. She's got form and it usually
Speaker 1: took inspectors a few minutes to enter the details into
Speaker 1: the machine. She's labeled the behavior as crappy and opportunistic,
Speaker 1: adding it was frustrating and that was the culture that
Speaker 1: they had. So there is an assumption that the bloke
Speaker 1: was watching her yes going to the salon, noticing her
Speaker 1: as well that she was nine months pregnant, and went bang,
Speaker 1: seis an opportunity.
Speaker 3: We got one fine her.
Speaker 5: I feel for them in a way in that they've
Speaker 5: obviously got KPI's right, so they've got a certain amount
Speaker 5: of fines that they need to dispense each so they're
Speaker 5: certainly not thinking about each individual in their separate situation.
Speaker 5: I e.
Speaker 4: I'm nine months pregnant.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm a little bit slower than the rest of
Speaker 5: humanity at the moment, undred percent.
Speaker 1: So what i'd say is producer, Emily. This lady's carrying on,
Speaker 1: isn't she? Because you're five months pregnant, she's probably.
Speaker 4: Carrying and stupid stuff.
Speaker 12: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, But that is up there. I don't
Speaker 12: even know where to begin with you, Considering your beautiful wife,
Speaker 12: Kara has had three children, so I'm sure you don't
Speaker 12: say this kind of stuff at home.
Speaker 4: You probably just say I.
Speaker 12: Know, he says it for here, just for me, considering
Speaker 12: she is nine months pregnant. So you say I'm five
Speaker 12: months pregnant, I'm already starting to get a bit of
Speaker 12: a wattle and things are taking me a little bit
Speaker 12: longer walking and stuff.
Speaker 4: So I think I've noticed, don't say.
Speaker 12: It, And so I've noticed me walking from here to
Speaker 12: the printer or something takes that just that little bit longer.
Speaker 12: So she is nine months pregnant, she is carrying a
Speaker 12: lot of weight, and it happens you start waddling. You
Speaker 12: can't help it. So I think, even if it took
Speaker 12: her two minutes to ten minutes, leave her alone, exactly
Speaker 12: if it took her twenty, at least she's still got
Speaker 12: the ticket. The parking inspect hiding behind the bushes over there,
Speaker 12: probably watching with this little but not. I was gone on,
Speaker 12: I've got one here. Then she turns around with a
Speaker 12: big belly, and he goes, oh.
Speaker 4: Still give it to her.
Speaker 5: I agree with everything you said. I've never seen a
Speaker 5: parking inspector with binoculars.
Speaker 3: As an experience. Is this sort of spot.
Speaker 10: I got myself into a bit of trouble, let's say,
Speaker 10: back in my twenties, when I was young and stupid,
Speaker 10: and I don't want to get into it, but I yeah.
Speaker 3: You went after a parkingspective.
Speaker 5: You you had relations with a parking inspector.
Speaker 4: No, I you had relations with a parking inspector to
Speaker 4: get out of a fine.
Speaker 3: Who saw that point?
Speaker 4: No, I should have done that.
Speaker 10: Basically, I used to work in the city, and back then,
Speaker 10: you know, partying and going out was more fun than
Speaker 10: paying for parking. So I got myself in a little
Speaker 10: bit of trouble with some parking five yes, let's just
Speaker 10: say that thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2: No comment. Are they still outstanding? Is that to talk about?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: Payda all off?
Speaker 10: I'm up to date, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I got myself in a bit of trouble.
Speaker 4: We should have just gone with my solution.
Speaker 2: I should have, and now.
Speaker 10: I think of it, I should have done that, but yeah,
Speaker 10: I don't. I think it's ridiculous. Within two minutes and
Speaker 10: those I've used them before. I had to go and
Speaker 10: park at Adelaide Oval and yeah, I had to use one
Speaker 10: of them, and it was ridiculous. It took forever, absolutely, like, yeah,
Speaker 10: five minutes at least to put all your details in.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So in conclusion, I think we can all agree that
Speaker 1: in this particular situation, producer Emily's a little bit edgy
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 5: If you're a bloke and you're sitting there going, I
Speaker 5: love my wife, I love her so much.
Speaker 4: I love my partner, I love my girlfriend, whatever it
Speaker 4: may be.
Speaker 5: That's me, and you're going, I just I just I
Speaker 5: want to be close to her, you know, I just
Speaker 5: I feel like we're not in sync.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I just really would like some
Speaker 5: more mummy daddy time.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: I've got to be careful. But that's me.
Speaker 4: I don't think you were careful at all.
Speaker 5: I think you just ran full force into a brick
Speaker 5: wall and smacked your head. If Kara is listening this morning,
Speaker 5: that's exactly what you just did. So I've discovered, I've discovered,
Speaker 5: and you study some new information that might be able
Speaker 5: to help all you blokes. And of course it came
Speaker 5: from the most elite source of research and information that
Speaker 5: you could possibly find, and that is Instagram.
Speaker 3: Okay, very good.
Speaker 5: So I stumbled across this the other day and I'll
Speaker 5: let this woman take it. Well, I don't even know
Speaker 5: she is. She's an expert in this field, so bloody
Speaker 5: less and upsh You show you.
Speaker 7: Fun fact every one out of actio sleep or women
Speaker 7: increases their libido by fourteen percent. If there's any men
Speaker 7: listening and you need a reason to let you're a
Speaker 7: wife have.
Speaker 8: A lion this weekend, there's one.
Speaker 7: Poor sleep or lack of sleep had a bigger effect
Speaker 7: on women. We get more stressed about it, we have
Speaker 7: like more emotional impact from it. We make poorer decisions
Speaker 7: because of it, whereas the impact on men seems to
Speaker 7: be Latin.
Speaker 4: Okay, helloo, your sister, whoever you are.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that the reason there could be
Speaker 1: less or lack of mummy and daddy time is a
Speaker 1: lack of sleep.
Speaker 4: Is because us women are tired.
Speaker 3: What ah, Yes, that's all making sense.
Speaker 5: Oh God, Because when a woman is tired and she's
Speaker 5: got too much on a plate and she's feeling overwhelmed,
Speaker 5: that is the last thing we want to do.
Speaker 4: I cannot just tell you that right now. And we
Speaker 4: get it. We get it. We know it's like going
Speaker 4: for a run.
Speaker 5: You can't be bothered, but when you do run around
Speaker 5: the block, you feel a bit better afterwards.
Speaker 8: We get that.
Speaker 3: Not always, what if you've got a bung hamstring?
Speaker 4: Exactly right.
Speaker 5: So that's the science behind it. So I'm just going
Speaker 5: to do a little bit of maths here. So one
Speaker 5: hour equals fourteen percent more chance of mummy daddy time.
Speaker 5: So that means two hours twenty eight percent, three hours
Speaker 5: thirty two percent. So fourteen plus fourteen plus warning minus
Speaker 5: headaches divided by hormonal shifts still.
Speaker 4: Equals birthdays, Christmas and anniversaries. For Gregotty.
Speaker 1: It completely makes sense. It's all mass and unfortunately it
Speaker 1: doesn't spell very well for us as a boy. Well,
Speaker 1: something to think about that.
Speaker 3: Sure, it is time now for Jody story. The week
Speaker 3: that was in the eyes the beautiful intelligent.
Speaker 5: If you're saying that after the Diary.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, dear Diary.
Speaker 5: Well, this week our boy Hazy got fully patriotic.
Speaker 1: Wall sing Motela and then John Williamson did he's talking
Speaker 1: about the year two thousand.
Speaker 3: Jean Williamson, by the way, as in.
Speaker 5: The newsroom, were slightly hysterical and unhinged. I get it mate,
Speaker 5: after being on a high after singing Australia's unofficial national anthem, you.
Speaker 4: Can feel a bit flat?
Speaker 3: So flat?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Can you do it?
Speaker 3: Can you get me back up? Please?
Speaker 5: Can you?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I can do it? Can you get
Speaker 3: me back up? Please?
Speaker 4: All right, we'll play a song and I'll work on it.
Speaker 3: Then, very very sad, I will dust ourselves up.
Speaker 1: If I said something erroneous, I maybe you have to
Speaker 1: have You're gonna have to fill me in on the break.
Speaker 3: What's going on here?
Speaker 5: Abby Holmes was in the headlines for copying a kiss
Speaker 5: on the cheek from the Brisbane Lines.
Speaker 2: Locky Neil, what's inappropriate?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 3: Did Abby whisper in his ear show us your brand lows?
Speaker 5: And we were reminded of pop star Cody Simpson's lyrical
Speaker 5: genius after he failed to make the Aussie swim team.
Speaker 1: These songs remind me of you, babes. He's me first one.
Speaker 3: I picture you and me going serpin, how do you reckoning?
Speaker 5: Finally, after countless tazzy jokes about me and my family,
Speaker 5: tree a revelation that shocked us all to the core
Speaker 5: on the Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: Show, Oh my god, this is tazzy vibes. There was
Speaker 3: a girl called.
Speaker 1: That's a girl called Carli in primary school and it
Speaker 1: has turned out she was like my third cous.
Speaker 12: Here.
Speaker 3: I have given you so much.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to school with sixteen kids and that
Speaker 1: love in love with my cousins.
Speaker 4: Everything. Don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: As always, the English language copped in absolute belting Land
Speaker 5: Dow's in Brighton, ce Jo's lando.
Speaker 10: Let's do that's ready Land do sorry as in donut
Speaker 10: I get it.
Speaker 5: We're all bursting with pride when now Andrew managed to
Speaker 5: perfect a booty cough.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait, let me composed. Okay, ready?
Speaker 8: Ready?
Speaker 3: Does that work? Does it sound like a real part?
Speaker 8: I go again again?
Speaker 3: You're ready? I got, I can't do it? Smile?
Speaker 4: Okay, can we remix this? Speaking of coughs?
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous you and I excuse me?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're wrong. There's a cop button there too.
Speaker 4: By the way, is that where's that?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 1: I think you were talking away from the microphone and
Speaker 1: you came to the microphone to cough into it.
Speaker 4: Where is the cough button?
Speaker 3: The wrong way around?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: There it is? He Let me try this.
Speaker 3: Not really, that was still very much a cough.
Speaker 5: Finally, it was our little Prince Andrew's birthday and a
Speaker 5: spite showering in with love and affection. This will be
Speaker 5: big horses, lasting memory of the twentieth of June twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four. Ladies, as we handed you to cartons of beer, relax,
Speaker 5: not that Hardler's.
Speaker 3: Well, I've only got through one of them, and we'll.
Speaker 4: Leave you with this.
Speaker 3: Getting morning now, getting honing.
Speaker 4: Now, so do all the unhinged news readers Cody Simpson fans.
Speaker 3: These songs remind me of you, babes. Here's me first.
Speaker 5: One, go off this Weekend Kings and Queens, Oh my love,
Speaker 5: Jody getting.
Speaker 13: Horny now now now, yes, can't under sell this enough.
Speaker 3: It's a space.
Speaker 1: We've got two people who traditionally like them each other,
Speaker 1: like themselves and I.
Speaker 3: Don't like each other.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean I could work on myself love,
Speaker 4: but anyway.
Speaker 3: Couldn't we all?
Speaker 1: But in this particular space, it's just bang, genuine let's go.
Speaker 5: So basically, if for the uninitiated, this is how it works.
Speaker 4: We have two songs.
Speaker 5: You jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page and
Speaker 5: you vote for the song that you'd like to hear
Speaker 5: in about half an hour's time.
Speaker 4: It is tight.
Speaker 5: I can't stress that enough. The voting this week is
Speaker 5: neck and neck. So I have got these er options.
Speaker 5: I have gone, I want to sex.
Speaker 4: You up by calling me bag.
Speaker 1: Going Okay, So you think this is the song when
Speaker 1: the new bandits turn up that they're going to hear
Speaker 1: and be like, guess what we're going to do. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna make twenty four to seven and we will
Speaker 1: be the pandas that reproduce in South Australia.
Speaker 5: I would ask argue that if Warong and POONI had
Speaker 5: have had this piping through.
Speaker 4: The speakers would have been on. You would have had
Speaker 4: baby fanners by now.
Speaker 5: You would have looked at Puny and gone stops to the.
Speaker 3: Would you've just sat in the corner eating bamboo, doing
Speaker 3: not much? Yeah, with their legs spread, leg spread night.
Speaker 3: Hang on? What sort of signals are we getting here?
Speaker 3: Just like, get away from me, give me some bamboo.
Speaker 5: I know my physical position suggests otherwise, but that's just.
Speaker 3: Comfortable, misterpret love.
Speaker 1: Okay, So your cam be bad versus one of the
Speaker 1: great songs to get you in the mood?
Speaker 3: Lads?
Speaker 12: Do it not?
Speaker 4: Now? The stream getting horting out?
Speaker 3: That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: A tired votes at the moments, Yeah, always it. I
Speaker 4: think it's fifty five to forty five.
Speaker 1: Fifty five to forty five, that's that's quite time. Get
Speaker 1: voting at Jodie and Hazy. We're going an ounce a
Speaker 1: winning song at eight o'clock. Sexy songs. You just got
Speaker 1: to imagine if you were a panda, which song would
Speaker 1: arouse you more?
Speaker 3: That's how I look at it.
Speaker 5: Who isn't waking up on a Friday morning thinking if
Speaker 5: I was a panda, what would make me horning hmm, oh.
Speaker 3: Good body.
Speaker 1: Jokes. We're on a hunt for Nova's newest handball blitz champion.
Speaker 5: Yeah got it tenths last year, didn't it. So Lincoln
Speaker 5: and Michael played off in front of tens of thousands
Speaker 5: of people at a port game. Yeah, only one can
Speaker 5: be a winner. You take away a thousand dollars a
Speaker 5: thousand bucks. Runner up wins five hundred bucks. If you
Speaker 5: want to register, please jump on board at the Nova
Speaker 5: Planet or get mom and dad too, and you'll win
Speaker 5: a massive handball.
Speaker 4: Blitz trophy which will probably be bigger than you. Let's
Speaker 4: be honest, you'd.
Speaker 3: Put it in the living room.
Speaker 1: You'd have to put it somewhere where it's genuinely as
Speaker 1: a showcase, because this trophy is I mean you think
Speaker 1: about some of the big sports trophies like the Stanley
Speaker 1: Cup William Weare Ellis, for example, this would take preference.
Speaker 4: I reckon, Yeah, absolutely, Just you're.
Speaker 3: Looking at a blanket William weare Bellis.
Speaker 4: Who is that it's fair?
Speaker 1: I don't know why I went down that part. It's
Speaker 1: a Rugby World Cup. Wrong state off we stayed to talk.
Speaker 4: About honestly, read the room and pick your audience. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 4: William Webb.
Speaker 3: William Webb, who was about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so if you registered, we might give you
Speaker 5: a shout out as well to you and all your schoolmates.
Speaker 4: We're happy to do that.
Speaker 1: Do you know what we did last year? We had
Speaker 1: a little handball blitz competition.
Speaker 4: Of our own between just between the two of us.
Speaker 1: That felt like it was going okay, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, bam, a drone out of nowhere took
Speaker 1: out Jodie's leg.
Speaker 5: We were filming it, absolutely and I was watching the
Speaker 5: drone like out of the corner of my eye, just
Speaker 5: filming us play handball. A new comprehensively beat me, by
Speaker 5: the way, and this was just salting to the wound.
Speaker 5: This was someone getting a handful of Sultan rubbing it
Speaker 5: into my handball blitz open wound, and the drone came
Speaker 5: down on the back of my leg, and god it hurt.
Speaker 1: Some people were saying that had that drone not been there,
Speaker 1: then maybe you would have won.
Speaker 4: No one said, not even me, not even me, because.
Speaker 1: We just had a rematch and there's no drones. There
Speaker 1: were no drones, and this is how it went and
Speaker 1: the result may surprise you, but probably not.
Speaker 14: This is our handball bit. It's about time Jody and
Speaker 14: I faced off. If I achieve anything less than five zip,
Speaker 14: then not good enough?
Speaker 3: Is that a return a what do we call that?
Speaker 7: Shut up?
Speaker 1: Oh that was out, that was under line.
Speaker 3: Let's not cheap, let's not check. You are to do
Speaker 3: a gas replay. Calm down, it's just a game. That's
Speaker 3: not a serve. Just through it spoken, you cheat. Land's armstrong,
Speaker 3: but he's awesome. This is intense three an.
Speaker 1: Industry fresh hamstring injury off the bone.
Speaker 3: That game I completely won. She's not doing post game
Speaker 3: in It's disgusting.
Speaker 6: He gets so Houston again, we don't have a problem.
Speaker 9: Please welcome to the Jordian Hazy Show, Danny Houston.
Speaker 1: There it is a journius live in studio. Ladies and
Speaker 1: gentlemen's durne news and good idea, get a Hazy JD so.
Speaker 4: Everywhere this week.
Speaker 5: You had a little presser yesterday that went out to
Speaker 5: all the networks, and now you're on the Jody and
Speaker 5: Hazy Show.
Speaker 8: That's good media week this week, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Every experience you bust in the attention to.
Speaker 1: Also, it can't be a fluke then in a situation
Speaker 1: where you come off a game where you're lost that
Speaker 1: you probably should have won.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest. Dan was very very good.
Speaker 1: So was Mitch Georgiadi's Mitch is also done a press recently.
Speaker 1: So it's Dan's turn because we can't go at him.
Speaker 4: We're finding the positives and had.
Speaker 8: To answer questions and Hazy about the body and stuff.
Speaker 5: Again, did you really ask him about anybody in a
Speaker 5: formal space?
Speaker 1: Can I just ask you this, Dan, how's the bottom?
Speaker 12: Dan?
Speaker 5: I don't know if you were listening a little earlier
Speaker 5: this morning, but there was a bit of a revelation
Speaker 5: on the show about you and in particular Hazy's feelings
Speaker 5: toward you.
Speaker 3: When we took a caller, we took a caller. He
Speaker 3: was a very staunch porter supporter.
Speaker 5: I don't know what your marital situation is, but he's
Speaker 5: pretty easy on the eye, isn't.
Speaker 4: Hefinitely is a reliable We're all fit. Someone had to
Speaker 4: say it.
Speaker 3: We're someone had to say it. Thank you Joseph being
Speaker 3: brave enough to say it.
Speaker 4: You're so welcome. I'm not going to say it when
Speaker 4: he's here.
Speaker 3: Dan Houston's there, Okay, all right?
Speaker 5: Dan?
Speaker 3: Now, let me the first to say that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just overstepped the line there, but there is
Speaker 1: more more broadly, there's a feeling about your looks here,
Speaker 1: which is fine.
Speaker 8: It's just okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Just that sit comfortably with you, Dan, Yeah, it does,
Speaker 4: it does.
Speaker 11: It just makes things a bit more awkward now, but
Speaker 11: that's a good yeah. Like this morning, it was a
Speaker 11: bit of an awkward interaction.
Speaker 4: Oh, it always is, guys.
Speaker 8: We can move, we can move.
Speaker 5: We're getting better. We're getting better. At the first interaction
Speaker 5: when you walk into the studio, we took a backwards
Speaker 5: step and we had two cracks at the kiss on
Speaker 5: the cheek because the first one sort of you offered
Speaker 5: up your neck.
Speaker 3: But then we've got it right back of my head.
Speaker 8: I reckon, I just cheek on it.
Speaker 5: And I just want to know with Hazy as well,
Speaker 5: do you want to reciprocate that compliment that he too might.
Speaker 8: Be Yeah, it was Hazy's birthday and I thought he
Speaker 8: was thirty, So.
Speaker 3: Take that. I will take that.
Speaker 11: But he's a good looking, he's very fit, so I
Speaker 11: just have to ask him.
Speaker 3: You said you wouldn't say no.
Speaker 8: Did I say that?
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess that was the elder.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't kick him out of a bit.
Speaker 1: Take that for sure, Dan talking footy, big game tomorrow,
Speaker 1: particularly off the back of the last couple of woman
Speaker 1: a couple of games at least.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's those pack of teams between second and fourteenth
Speaker 11: where it's anyone's game and everyone seems to be fluctuating
Speaker 11: a little bit. Us included and Brisbane are playing well,
Speaker 11: we probably dropped off a little bit.
Speaker 8: I think it would be a really good game.
Speaker 11: We want to bounce back and Brisbane will want to
Speaker 11: keep charging forward.
Speaker 5: Is it difficult when people sort of turn on you
Speaker 5: and go, oh, you had to buy, came off the
Speaker 5: buy and that's what you put out in the field,
Speaker 5: blah blah blah, sat can all that sort of crap? Yeah,
Speaker 5: do you listen to that extraneous noise?
Speaker 8: It seems like it's been going on for a while.
Speaker 3: Do you hear that?
Speaker 11: You sort of see it in the comments and stuff
Speaker 11: and in the media. But what I have noticed is
Speaker 11: a week is genuinely a long time in football, and
Speaker 11: I think to go out and win this weekend, you
Speaker 11: didn't realize what we're trying to do.
Speaker 4: You didn't really have that cliche and the press is.
Speaker 8: But it genuinely is true. You have one good win
Speaker 8: and then everyone forgets about it.
Speaker 1: It is it is amazing how and Chris Davey said
Speaker 1: it the other day, and Ken keeps on saying, you're like,
Speaker 1: stop talking in the moment too much because what happened
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden fast forward like this time
Speaker 1: sort of last year, you guys were flying.
Speaker 3: Remember you went on that all run Yeah, you guys, and.
Speaker 11: Then I think we stopped and then you know, those
Speaker 11: comments started coming back.
Speaker 8: So it's just it's a bit of a cycle at
Speaker 8: the moment.
Speaker 11: Yeah, God, just trying to stick to the process week
Speaker 11: by week, control the control.
Speaker 4: Full credit to the boys. I've heard them all in here.
Speaker 4: Don't worry about that.
Speaker 5: Hey, we're about to announce our winner of the Battle
Speaker 5: of the Bang of Song, which is two songs ago
Speaker 5: head to head.
Speaker 4: Each and every week this week.
Speaker 5: Coincidentally, because you're in here, this week's theme is sexy,
Speaker 5: so we've gone two sexy songs. Mine is a bit
Speaker 5: of color me bad.
Speaker 3: What do you think of this one?
Speaker 8: I've never heard of this.
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably thanks for pointing out my age.
Speaker 3: Not a good start. There jokes for you to.
Speaker 4: Join the party in here with all the age jokes.
Speaker 3: That's good. Let's if you've heard of this song.
Speaker 8: Damn, this is two thousands our age you.
Speaker 3: Get if you was a cast of boat just with
Speaker 3: the direction you reckon you got.
Speaker 8: I don't know the title of that one, but you're
Speaker 8: one easiest and just because it's yeah?
Speaker 5: Is this is this circling back for something I don't know?
Speaker 5: Is this circling back because he said you were hot?
Speaker 4: Is that why you voting? Interesting?
Speaker 5: It starts now film a little bit of flattery or
Speaker 5: get your vote and Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 4: I get it?
Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 1: Hey, congratulations as well to add to Ruby from Manapara, West,
Speaker 1: Courtney from Carrington, Adam from Gauler and Marie from Curzbook
Speaker 1: and Change from Gaulas you guys are off to the footy. Dan,
Speaker 1: thanks for stopping by and appreciate the tickets.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Battle all right, let's announce this week's winner.
Speaker 4: It has been super close, super tight.
Speaker 5: It stands at twelve eight at the moment, I've launched
Speaker 5: a many comeback this week is really important to me.
Speaker 3: You've been very good. A couple of weeks jokes.
Speaker 1: I feel proud about that, but unfortunately we like to
Speaker 1: take it one week at a time, Okay.
Speaker 3: Dan, all right.
Speaker 5: The theme this week was sexy songs because we want
Speaker 5: to welcome our new pandas and just really get them
Speaker 5: in an amorous mood. So I thought this is the
Speaker 5: best way to do it, with a bit of color,
Speaker 5: be bad, make love to this guys.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: And you've taken the scene quite literally.
Speaker 5: You've sort of chosen a song about animals doing it.
Speaker 3: We're aal mammals baby, including bandits Discover do it again now?
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, it feels like this week, though, this
Speaker 1: contest has been very very tight.
Speaker 3: Welcome producer, am I, good morning.
Speaker 4: Yes, it has been very tight.
Speaker 12: When we had our last score update, it was fifty
Speaker 12: five to forty five percent.
Speaker 4: There were six votes in it were reliabing in yes.
Speaker 12: So the winning vote tally was fifty one to forty nine.
Speaker 12: There were four votes in the end. But if I
Speaker 12: could have a drum roll.
Speaker 4: Please hazy my eyes shining my eyes.
Speaker 12: The winner is please with me hazy.
Speaker 3: How aggressively hot is that?
Speaker 1: The winning song for this week's Battle of the Bangers,
Speaker 1: this Bloodhound Gang, the Bad Touch.
Speaker 3: Three Jones. There's not much that you can do from here.
Speaker 1: Thank you complain and that takes us thirteen to eight,
Speaker 1: and all the pandas out there turn this up and
Speaker 1: do wish you don't do best for goodness sake, my
Speaker 1: love for each other place sweat
Speaker 3: Baby, sweat baby sex is a Texas drum