Speaker 1: We got Get Morning every day, Adelaide. Now we learned
Speaker 1: something which was white alarming yesterday. It's not alarming, Joe's
Speaker 1: in terms of your Christmas culture or lack of. We
Speaker 1: found out that you've never seen the movie Elf.
Speaker 2: Listen the book.
Speaker 3: I've never seen Elf. Everyone keeps saying I need to
Speaker 3: watch it. It's on our least every Christmas is Christmas,
Speaker 3: I will watch Elf.
Speaker 4: It just looks a bit weird, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's very weird and very it's good.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I couldn't really sleep last night on the back of that.
Speaker 1: Really really hurt my soul.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I mean, is it that good?
Speaker 2: It's really funny? Elf?
Speaker 5: That good.
Speaker 1: It's very very funny. I really highly recommend that you
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 4: I've started, and then I thought this is all a
Speaker 4: bit bizarre.
Speaker 1: It depends what sort of attitude you take into it.
Speaker 3: You really sound like my husband right now, who says,
Speaker 3: bring a good attitude all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean, bring a really relaxed, not expect too much
Speaker 1: type of attitude. Okay, don't go into it like you
Speaker 1: would if you're approaching a movie like I don't know
Speaker 1: a few good men or something like that.
Speaker 2: Different vibes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So Elf is at the top of the list for
Speaker 1: the top ten most famous Christmas movies of all time.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen that one. Let's go through a few
Speaker 1: of them. What about the Santa Claus starring Tim Allen?
Speaker 4: Gosh, not a big Tim Allen fan.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen this next movie, will take my
Speaker 1: hat off and I'll eat it home alone.
Speaker 4: I've seen that.
Speaker 2: Okay, there we can definitely finally because we always got
Speaker 2: that thing.
Speaker 3: We always threaten our eleven year old and go, we
Speaker 3: will kevin you home alone.
Speaker 2: Well you'll name them Kevin. No, no, we name you Kevin.
Speaker 4: We will Kevin here and leave her home alone.
Speaker 2: That's she'll what's ther response, I'll call the cops.
Speaker 1: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation starring the Great Chevy Chase.
Speaker 3: Is that the one where they go round and around
Speaker 3: the circles and he goes, hey, kids, that's big Ben.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that it is?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 6: Sorry, just to interject producer black Hair, that's National Lampoon's
Speaker 6: European vacation.
Speaker 7: There's a Christmas vacation.
Speaker 2: Which is the most famous one. There's a difference.
Speaker 6: Sweetie, Chevy Chase did more than one movie. Okay, Kitty,
Speaker 6: ok you Chevy.
Speaker 1: Jingle All the Way, which I haven't seen, but that
Speaker 1: stars the great Schwarzenegger and surprise, surprise, produce a flak
Speaker 1: big fan.
Speaker 7: Have you seen that one?
Speaker 6: Jodah, nothing says Christmas, then Arnold Schwarzenegger like a muscle bound.
Speaker 2: Guy trying to get a toy for his kids. All
Speaker 2: the Way is one of the best.
Speaker 4: What sort of toys You're trying to get?
Speaker 2: A machine gun? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Miracle
Speaker 2: on thirty fourth Street, no, oldie, but of good.
Speaker 4: No, I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: Jeez, Why do I feel like I'm just being hauled
Speaker 3: by the principal and I'm in trouble right now?
Speaker 1: Well you are, you're getting If the principal is Santa Claus,
Speaker 1: then you're a big all right. I'm going to run
Speaker 1: through a few more die Hard Christmas with the Cranks
Speaker 1: deck the halls.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen any of those except for die Hard.
Speaker 1: You've seen die Hard and probably because your husband was
Speaker 1: watching it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And finally the Polar Express, which is an animation starting Tom.
Speaker 4: Hanks Jesus Age christ. I had to sit at I had.
Speaker 3: To sit through that ole entire thing at the movies
Speaker 3: and I reckon fifteen minutes in.
Speaker 4: I totally lost the will to live, did you.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But Merry Christmas is.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're a Greech. That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 1: And we're doing this at Sandus well Away, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure we can do it.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know now.
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today is.
Speaker 4: What you need to know?
Speaker 1: You know what you need to know with Jody and
Speaker 1: as perhaps I whither will be disappointing if you're a teenager.
Speaker 2: But guess what, very very much a relief to parents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Australia's Parliament is past a bill that will
Speaker 3: aim to do what no other government has and many
Speaker 3: parents have tried to stop stop using children from using
Speaker 3: social media. So moving forward, if you are under sixteen,
Speaker 3: you will no longer have access to things like TikTok, Facebook,
Speaker 3: Instagram and a variety of other platforms that all the
Speaker 3: gen zs would know but I don't.
Speaker 4: But they're the main ones.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the Agensis producers it was telling us before.
Speaker 2: This is obviously news.
Speaker 1: That's gone across the world, and American websites and stuff
Speaker 1: we've picked it up and even the commentary there in
Speaker 1: terms of the comments has been well done.
Speaker 2: Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so when you're getting support online from countries such
Speaker 1: as America, yeah, it's a pretty good thing because they
Speaker 1: love some hatefield messages on social media.
Speaker 4: Oh don't they.
Speaker 3: And I just think this is such a wonderful initiative.
Speaker 3: It was pushed by our very own Whipper from FITZI,
Speaker 3: Wigger and Kate and also our premium Peter Melanowskis has
Speaker 3: been heavy behind this as well.
Speaker 4: And I just think it's so wonderful because these social.
Speaker 3: Media companies target our kids, make no question about that.
Speaker 3: They have algorithms that are specifically targeted towards children, and
Speaker 3: it is dangerous not to mention the predators that are
Speaker 3: online as well. So I just I feel so good
Speaker 3: about this because I shake my head each and every
Speaker 3: day at the absolute hate filled vitriol that is on
Speaker 3: the Internet at the moment.
Speaker 4: And guess what, it's what I discovered yesterday.
Speaker 3: It starts with our parents because I did a story
Speaker 3: for ten years first, and it was about parents being
Speaker 3: banned from being within twenty five meters of schools, parents
Speaker 3: of children who are coming down to the schools and
Speaker 3: abusing teachers and principles. And now it is filtered into
Speaker 3: social media, it is filtered online. So these parents and
Speaker 3: I repeat, these parents are setting up these online forums
Speaker 3: that are specifically designed to target teachers with defamatory messages
Speaker 3: and nasty messages. So it starts with us, you guys,
Speaker 3: and we are failing miserably in this space where it's
Speaker 3: become the norm to be horrible one that you've never
Speaker 3: ever met.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's what is unbelievable is when you see so
Speaker 1: many people trolling but we're not being trouble for on
Speaker 1: social media and sometimes you look at their profiles and
Speaker 1: their handles and stuff, well they're not real and no,
Speaker 1: not even that. Even worse, it will be a bloke
Speaker 1: holding baby or something and it'll be blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: proud father of two daughters, and you're like.
Speaker 3: They're the worst ones, aren't they They're the ones that
Speaker 3: get my blood boiling, Like, how very dare you set
Speaker 3: that standard to your children where you're jumping online and
Speaker 3: just abusing strangers, people that you've never met, not even abuse,
Speaker 3: just having opinions about Andrew Hayes's life, Jody Oddy's life,
Speaker 3: Alex Flack's life like it produces always life.
Speaker 2: You have no right keep Alex Flack out of this.
Speaker 4: I know he's a beautiful man.
Speaker 2: He needs to be protected.
Speaker 3: Producer Flak is a unique species that. Sure, we have
Speaker 3: the right to bully in here, but know what else
Speaker 3: does because.
Speaker 1: We know how aggressively sensitive he is. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're falling into the track.
Speaker 2: It's all about No.
Speaker 3: I just think this is such a wonderful initiative. And
Speaker 3: I read a quote yesterday actually from Mike Tyson of
Speaker 3: all people.
Speaker 2: Cannot be honest with that? Can I just jump in
Speaker 2: for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in terms of life advice, no, iron Mike is
Speaker 1: not my go to source, but here we are.
Speaker 4: I understand that, and I get that. But something that
Speaker 4: he said made a heap of cents.
Speaker 1: It was if you're going to bite in here, no,
Speaker 1: it will bite the upper side because the lower side's
Speaker 1: a bit chewy.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot of vander Hollyhill.
Speaker 3: No, it really wasn't that. He said something along the
Speaker 3: lines of we're are raising no. Well done to social
Speaker 3: media for raising a generation of people that can be
Speaker 3: disrespectful to someone without getting punched in the face.
Speaker 4: And it's true because you have.
Speaker 3: Said that to someone's face back in the day bang,
Speaker 3: you know, And now people say whatever they want online
Speaker 3: and it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I just say, I'd love to hear Mike Cayson in
Speaker 1: the flesh say disrespectful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be goodn't it?
Speaker 2: Disrespectful? Your father?
Speaker 1: He's on the money six nothing, not the Friday edition
Speaker 1: where we're going to blue direction. Yeah, and straight back
Speaker 1: up after seven o'clock. But right now, very very blueberry saucy.
Speaker 1: Now you love stories involving colky penis.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, what have you got? Okay?
Speaker 3: A man in New Mexico has been awarded the biggest
Speaker 3: medical payout in history after doctors irreversibly damaged his penna.
Speaker 2: Not yet when you clapped, I just assume you're going
Speaker 2: to say penis. Okay, he said it.
Speaker 3: So he got four hundred and twelve million dollars in damages.
Speaker 3: It is the largest medical malpractice payout from a jury
Speaker 3: in US history.
Speaker 2: Take us through the second largest.
Speaker 4: Okay, So, that was a woman's boob.
Speaker 1: No, that was that was former basketball player Alan Navarro.
Speaker 1: He was watered turing sixteen million in Florida. He was
Speaker 1: misdiagnosed his headache for a stroke. Oh no, he went
Speaker 1: in with a stroke and they said, oh good, you've
Speaker 1: got a headache.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and he got brain damage.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, going to do with two hundred and
Speaker 4: sixteen meal?
Speaker 2: If you've got brain dam what are you gonna do
Speaker 2: with that? Before? You've got a faulty dick? Can pay
Speaker 2: money to make it work again.
Speaker 3: Okay. So he was conned into having unnecessary injections into
Speaker 3: his genitals by a clinic that preyed on elderly men.
Speaker 3: He can no longer get out. What's the sound effect?
Speaker 2: I think the word he can no longer get.
Speaker 3: A and he must sit down to urinate because his
Speaker 3: penny has become enveloped in thick scar tissue.
Speaker 2: This is where I jump in for the first time
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 1: I think you mean enveloped envelope. Look, we're on the
Speaker 1: edge of hitting December. No, that means the Christmas orders
Speaker 1: are starting to stack up with the kids.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, they are, don't They give a lot of
Speaker 3: thought to it as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure that they do.
Speaker 1: So they go from some really really, I think you've
Speaker 1: got a drillanty kids that you can't have everything, okay,
Speaker 1: so you needs to be very very select if it's one, two,
Speaker 1: maybe three things selected top three. So my son Henry's
Speaker 1: very good right now. He's only got two requests basically,
Speaker 1: and that's lego and also he wants a guitar.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's right at the garage man.
Speaker 1: So I want to get him just a little beginner
Speaker 1: guitar and then he can probably have my guitar if
Speaker 1: he wants, which is a good guitar anymore.
Speaker 4: You don't need to get the chicks, do you know?
Speaker 1: He locked in car and I thought, what useful I
Speaker 1: got for this? I was just about to smash it up,
Speaker 1: and I thought, maybe I'll give it to our future son.
Speaker 1: So not Prince Albert Hotel one time, years and years
Speaker 1: ago on a Friday night. Who would have thought things
Speaker 1: progressed so quickly. Yes, so he's got his orders locked.
Speaker 1: It very reasonable too, by the way. And then we
Speaker 1: took Loti's orders as well, and it was barbies.
Speaker 2: And then it got really interesting.
Speaker 1: The second order was a baby elephant off the back
Speaker 1: of she must have seen them news when Burma turned up.
Speaker 1: So she's keen for a baby elephant. And then at
Speaker 1: the top of the list was Dad. It wasn't I want,
Speaker 1: I need, I need a real reindeer. So we're in
Speaker 1: the process now. I'm just trying to source a real reindeer.
Speaker 1: Are the reindeeres in Australia. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3: I don't know who the reindeer is at Manato.
Speaker 2: I'm not sing the raindies actually exist? The real reindeer.
Speaker 4: Excuse me very much? Do reindeers exist?
Speaker 2: Well, that's a real thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, reindeers are real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she wants one that flies with the red nose.
Speaker 1: It's that time of the week, isn't.
Speaker 4: It It is?
Speaker 3: It's reflection time. So Jody's Diary. If you've never heard
Speaker 3: it before, if you knew to the show, welcome. It
Speaker 3: is a collection of the highs and the lows of
Speaker 3: everything that has transpired this week on the Jody and
Speaker 3: Hazy showre you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Strap yourselves in And when I say yourselves me, it's
Speaker 1: usually direct feedback.
Speaker 4: For me, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Feedbacks? Good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: It's the only way you're going to learn and develop.
Speaker 2: I seem to not be learning every.
Speaker 4: Single week's diary. Let's rip into it, de diary.
Speaker 2: Let's start the week with all the D words.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to say the D words, and
Speaker 1: that is but we're viewing towards that.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there.
Speaker 4: Or is that?
Speaker 2: M from two to three plates? He likes the I
Speaker 2: don't know how to say armie beans beans. He likes
Speaker 2: the green beans. Let's just call it that.
Speaker 1: And then we're very very adventurous my son and I
Speaker 1: he sort of you know, jumps between the chicken tariarchy
Speaker 1: or the tuna and avocado, because you know, we're Australian
Speaker 1: people who like sushi.
Speaker 2: So I educated with that palet.
Speaker 4: Can I just cut this out for.
Speaker 1: You, Mamimi? Green beans ed green beans?
Speaker 4: Or is that the word of the year?
Speaker 2: De mur It was a very demure, very cute see
Speaker 2: how you may make up for work, very demure, very mindfuls.
Speaker 4: We asked, and we're so glad that we did. When
Speaker 4: did you over order?
Speaker 2: I don't wanted to go back to years ago when
Speaker 2: I was hairdressing in Sydney.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I had to order.
Speaker 4: I ordered turned to the make.
Speaker 2: Everyone in Sydney.
Speaker 5: Could have had a perman.
Speaker 8: My mom was at the Press ten. She was ordering
Speaker 8: pasta because the dominoes that and she was so drunk.
Speaker 8: She ordered ten paintings and ten garlic breads for True's.
Speaker 3: A real passion theme this week. Fyi Haizy and I
Speaker 3: have never lot lips.
Speaker 2: God, get out of her face if it makes.
Speaker 4: You feel better. You've never had bad breath. I've never
Speaker 4: smelled bad breast.
Speaker 2: All the extra work that goes even this tag clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be fair that we've never passed.
Speaker 2: So that is true. That is true. Can't see that
Speaker 2: happening any time. So the profession's going at it. That's fine.
Speaker 3: I feel like things would improve in the Hazy household
Speaker 3: if he accepted that.
Speaker 4: His children are his own.
Speaker 3: So you love a good pash and you regularly try
Speaker 3: and kiss your wife and she's not about.
Speaker 1: It, and obviously she has long days.
Speaker 2: She's got three kids.
Speaker 3: No, you have three you both have three kids.
Speaker 2: Let me try that again. We have three kids.
Speaker 4: Another week, another runt of the NBL.
Speaker 3: The NBL's official instagram reposted tres teeing off.
Speaker 4: On the NBL Now so not only have you.
Speaker 3: Punished the man for being the most entertaining thing that's
Speaker 3: happened to the NBL in news and years, but then
Speaker 3: you've turned around, You've gone, we're going to use his
Speaker 3: tea off as clicks, yes, click bait, the nb A.
Speaker 2: Going, oh my guy, guys, we just got controlled by tres.
Speaker 4: To visit and we'll leave you with this. Hazy is
Speaker 4: an animal. I will say this, you're a fire today.
Speaker 3: Yes really I said it before just rolling off Grenaise
Speaker 3: left Rotten Center and just walking away like the arrogant
Speaker 3: pig that you are.
Speaker 2: Who told you I was a pig? You've been speaking
Speaker 2: to my wife.
Speaker 3: I also suspect my little co host may have a
Speaker 3: small drinking problem.
Speaker 4: I've been calendar.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a part of these pies, and you only
Speaker 2: get one of each.
Speaker 1: And when you're like, oh that was delicious, professionally, I'd
Speaker 1: like to sample one more, you can't okay very much.
Speaker 4: So you meet to day and you can't buy. What
Speaker 4: do you want to cantet today?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 3: It's the fourth of December and Hazel raging alcohol.
Speaker 1: Twenty four US a day and then saying excuse every
Speaker 1: single time, what are you doing it's Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas time.
Speaker 4: So to Mark and his per.
Speaker 3: Alboy hazy like the arrogant pick that you are, and
Speaker 3: all the d words.
Speaker 2: It was very demure, very cute.
Speaker 3: See, let's go off this weekend, Kings and queens all
Speaker 3: my love, Jody, I tell you what is not magical,
Speaker 3: and that is my husband's demeanor behind the wheel.
Speaker 2: Did you say demeanor or demure?
Speaker 4: Demure?
Speaker 3: He is, as you well know, one of the sweetest
Speaker 3: men you'll ever meet. But you chuck him in a
Speaker 3: car and something is triggered.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope that he's not as speedy. I hope
Speaker 1: he's fought. Isn't as heavy as his tongue. No, because
Speaker 1: that's a man that goes at a thousand miles.
Speaker 4: Now, he does speak fast.
Speaker 2: I hope he doesn't drive that quickly.
Speaker 3: No, but there's quite often I will call him and
Speaker 3: he'll be on speaker and then mid commersons.
Speaker 4: Actually, in fact, every time I call him, there'll be
Speaker 4: a pause. Who you go, what the are you doing? Mate?
Speaker 4: Like he just blows up, goes from now to one hundred.
Speaker 4: As you say.
Speaker 3: He's a man who is known to have heard from
Speaker 3: the back seat in the in the car seat. Daddy,
Speaker 3: when you say, for bleep's sake, does that make the
Speaker 3: traffic go faster?
Speaker 2: That never helps the situation.
Speaker 4: He really doesn't.
Speaker 3: And so he was dramatically thrown under the bus the
Speaker 3: other day with Grandma who was driving to her house
Speaker 3: with the five year old in the back seat. So
Speaker 3: they're driving home and Harper says to Grandma, Nanny, can
Speaker 3: you you need to pass that car? The car in
Speaker 3: front of you, You need to pass it? And Grandma says, no, Harper,
Speaker 3: I can't. That's not how it works. And Harper goes
Speaker 3: or why not just go on the other lane then
Speaker 3: cut him off. That's how Daddy drives.
Speaker 7: Friday.
Speaker 1: I told you it's before Jones, rain, pale or shine
Speaker 1: or even if it at Santa's wonder Land, we will
Speaker 1: speak to Ryan's certainly.
Speaker 4: No way we've said this before. Can week into a
Speaker 4: weekend without our fix of fits.
Speaker 2: Is good morning man.
Speaker 5: I'm just shattered that that I'm not at the Wonderland
Speaker 5: with you guys, because what a great place that is
Speaker 5: for kids. I mean for us, it was always the
Speaker 5: archipar grew on, the was the was seeing as wonder Land.
Speaker 5: But for you guys to have families there and to
Speaker 5: enjoy the day. I mean we I think it's time
Speaker 5: to start putting the Christmas tree up. It's not December yet,
Speaker 5: but it's just around the corner.
Speaker 4: And if only you work for Nova and you could
Speaker 4: get some free passes.
Speaker 7: Ah, well, Sha, it is a good timing you though,
Speaker 7: isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's a great time with you know what the Fitzgerold's
Speaker 5: we always usually we pick a house.
Speaker 7: We go to the house. My cousin Shane rocks up
Speaker 7: with his homemade bourbon, which is.
Speaker 2: Fine, nothing could go wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about one year Mum was working at the
Speaker 5: dental surgery down on beach, right at Christie's Beach, and
Speaker 5: someone come in and said, would you like, Claire, would
Speaker 5: you like to buy some bill of Bong T shirts?
Speaker 5: And she said, oh, do you know what? My son
Speaker 5: is a massive surfing he loves to serve. This is
Speaker 5: when I was younger. I'll buy five of them. If
Speaker 5: they're that cheap, I'll buy five of them. Took them
Speaker 5: home and gave them to me for Christmas. And unfortunately
Speaker 5: I can't wear a.
Speaker 7: Filler Bong T shirt. I can.
Speaker 5: And the funniest moment was as soon as I said that,
Speaker 5: my cousin Shane goes I'll wear them.
Speaker 3: Can I ask of Shane's homemade bourbon? Bourbon is one
Speaker 3: of those spirits that traditionally makes men very angry. I
Speaker 3: can only imagine what it would do if it was someone's.
Speaker 5: It is actually not bad, but that's the Fitzgerald family Christmas,
Speaker 5: so I'm looking forward to her. Guys. Well, the weather's
Speaker 5: been magnificent leading up so far, so it should be great.
Speaker 3: Can I ask a question, do you do Chris Kringle
Speaker 3: or are you sort of buying each person and individual present?
Speaker 7: So this year it's changed up.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if your kids are aware or Joe,
Speaker 5: you're aware?
Speaker 7: On YouTube? You know the Norris Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: Do I yes?
Speaker 5: So they're a lovely family. Saber Norris kicked it off.
Speaker 5: She's a great well, they're all great surfers and skaters.
Speaker 5: But they have had so much success through YouTube that
Speaker 5: they've actually bought themselves.
Speaker 7: A house each in BONDI this is how much money
Speaker 7: they make. It's crazy.
Speaker 5: But they as a family, they're a lovely family and
Speaker 5: it's good for the kids to watch. But they do
Speaker 5: this thing where the mum and Dad give them some
Speaker 5: money and they'll go to a store and buy each
Speaker 5: other gifts. So this year we're going I think we're
Speaker 5: doing a Marion trip and it's one hundred dollars and
Speaker 5: you've got to buy a present each for each other
Speaker 5: and then we present them on the day. So that's
Speaker 5: what our Chris Kringle is for the family this year.
Speaker 1: Is that the only thing you get involved in terms
Speaker 1: of other presents fifty like it, do you ever buy presents?
Speaker 1: Or is it just BJ's job? And not because you're lazy,
Speaker 1: but because you know.
Speaker 4: It's genuinely because you're lazy.
Speaker 5: I loathe it so much coming up with ide like
Speaker 5: and it's like, oh that that'd.
Speaker 7: Be so funny. It's a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener. They
Speaker 7: love that.
Speaker 5: That's so funny. Never used it, never used it. But
Speaker 5: so yeah, that's that's how I set up this year.
Speaker 5: So Lenny wants a PS five and he's been asking
Speaker 5: quite a bit at the moment. But yeah, I remember
Speaker 5: when I was younger, I wanted a Commodore sixty four
Speaker 5: for years. I asked Santa Claus for years, three years,
Speaker 5: didn't get it.
Speaker 7: And this is a disgrace, and then one I'm not joking.
Speaker 5: One year there was a there was a present under
Speaker 5: the tree that was long and it was rectangular, which
Speaker 5: was sort of like the sort of the size of
Speaker 5: the Commodol sixty four and the keyboard, and I thought,
Speaker 5: this is it, and I am not joking. Santa Claus
Speaker 5: gave me a set of Bible story books. And Mom
Speaker 5: and Dad were sniggering in the w over in the corner,
Speaker 5: just laughing their heads off.
Speaker 7: See my reaction cruel? How cruel is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That is shocking.
Speaker 1: You know if fits a you know comedy better than us.
Speaker 1: But I feel like with your young lad, if you
Speaker 1: were to I don't know, maybe strap a PS two
Speaker 1: or p S three and call it a PS five,
Speaker 1: I think that we would very.
Speaker 2: Much enjoy that. He's a great idea.
Speaker 3: That is a great Christmas sorded in the FitzGeralds. Well done,
Speaker 3: Hey fits so good to talk to you, as per
Speaker 3: Usual'll have to get you out here to send us
Speaker 3: one land on the ice, skates on the ice, skating
Speaker 3: in God love to raceful.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, would love that. Love Enjoy guys, and we'll
Speaker 7: speak to you next Weak No.
Speaker 2: Nine one nine presents Santa's Wonder Lane, good place in Adelaide,
Speaker 2: possibly the planet.
Speaker 1: We are broadcasting this morning from Santa's One Land before
Speaker 1: it actually opens up to the general public. There's hundreds
Speaker 1: and hundreds of people here experiencing Santa's One Lane.
Speaker 2: Welcome everybody.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to have to do these kids, because
Speaker 3: you are actually live on the radio right now. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to get you to give it your biggest
Speaker 3: jeer centers, one lamb.
Speaker 4: What do we think?
Speaker 3: It's all right, Andrew Hayes, it is time usually get
Speaker 3: the opportunity to do these types of things.
Speaker 2: I can't be trusted in this situation.
Speaker 4: No, you can't.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about this for weeks and weeks. When
Speaker 1: we have this little outdoor broadcast, somebody is going to
Speaker 1: walk away with five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Yes, and this is the moment.
Speaker 3: We are all about making Christmas dreams come true this morning,
Speaker 3: so we're about to announce who is the winner of
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars. I've entrusted you with this duty and
Speaker 3: I'm very nervous about it. What do you mean under
Speaker 3: pressure you crumble?
Speaker 2: All right? Should we get stuck straight into it?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 2: So here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Somebody out there is about to win five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: If it is your name, you race towards the front
Speaker 1: of the stage, and let's give you five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Cap sure?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: Oh Katie, heart's counting.
Speaker 4: Take a break.
Speaker 1: The winner are five thousand dollars at Santa's wonder Landi's
Speaker 1: Courtney leads from Salisbury North Corney, Corney.
Speaker 3: Come up here.
Speaker 2: Quick, Courney.
Speaker 4: Okay, time the hugs later. Let's go.
Speaker 1: You've got five seconds crive four three two?
Speaker 4: What did you get?
Speaker 8: Help here?
Speaker 4: Can you stand up here if you need to get up?
Speaker 4: Oh sweetheart, well done?
Speaker 2: Can we bring it in very much?
Speaker 3: I can confirm that you are shaking five thousand dollars
Speaker 3: or yours?
Speaker 4: How are you feeling?
Speaker 9: I just can't believe that I'm shaking so much. It's
Speaker 9: just incredible. We're actually building a house at the moment,
Speaker 9: and to be able to use those extra funds to
Speaker 9: build a house would be amazing. I just can't thank
Speaker 9: you guys enough.
Speaker 4: Who have you brought along? I know you brought kids.
Speaker 9: I brought my daughter Coha, and my son Jet, and
Speaker 9: my sister and my one of my really good friends, Tracy.
Speaker 3: What I'm gonna need from you is to breed in
Speaker 3: through your nose out through your mouth.
Speaker 9: If are so.
Speaker 3: Overwhelmed, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Courtney. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, Corney, I feel how much he's shaking.
Speaker 2: Well, it's amazing. Here go Courtey. We're gonna give you this,
Speaker 2: this giant check.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations once again, and thank you so much to
Speaker 1: everybody who got involved and got passes to Santa's one
Speaker 1: Land this morning and said, a hell of a morning
Speaker 1: that we're having and this is just an absolutely beautiful place.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Courtney Leach from Salisby North, Congratulations, Thank.
Speaker 9: You so much. And this generous money we'll go a
Speaker 9: long way building our house and just finishing it off.
Speaker 9: We're currently living with my mother in law in Salisbury North.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, how's it going? How's that?
Speaker 9: She has been amazing? And it's going to go to
Speaker 9: a nice playground for my children, or to finish our
Speaker 9: backyard or some new furniture. So thank you.
Speaker 1: So we're getting reports as well that your mother in
Speaker 1: law is actually shaking with joy as well.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 9: Should we be living over with her for twelve months
Speaker 9: and we are actually at week seven of building our
Speaker 9: house and will hopefully be in there by January or
Speaker 9: February next year.
Speaker 3: Excellence, because builder is a notorious withing your time, so
Speaker 3: you might be with your mother and mother in law
Speaker 3: a little bit longer.
Speaker 4: Well done, Courtney Ante.
Speaker 9: My partner's is going to be absolutely stoked and just
Speaker 9: trying to save and just trying to live at the
Speaker 9: same time. But yeah, we're doing it for our children.
Speaker 2: Excellent and absolutely worthy. Congratulations Courtney.
Speaker 1: Santa's Wonderland's whatever I's talk about Adelaid showground today till
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Speaker 1: dot au. Very very big news regarding teens and social
Speaker 1: media in Australia.
Speaker 3: I can't begin to tell you how relieved I am
Speaker 3: that this new law has been passed so social media
Speaker 3: giants will face fifty million dollar fines for failing to
Speaker 3: take reasonable steps to ensure Australians under the age of
Speaker 3: sixteen are not I repeat, are not on their platforms
Speaker 3: including TikTok, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat in Australia under historic
Speaker 3: new laws. Make no mistake, we are world leaders in
Speaker 3: this space and the rest of the world are watching
Speaker 3: Australia right now to see how this pans out, because
Speaker 3: I think it's absolutely huge. The mental health danger that
Speaker 3: these social media platforms create for our children is absolutely terrifying. Now,
Speaker 3: this was all driven by our own Whipper from Fitzwipper
Speaker 3: and Kate and also our Premier Peter Mellenows because who
Speaker 3: has been passionate about this for a very long time.
Speaker 3: He has small children and he is as worried as
Speaker 3: most of us parents are about the impact that it
Speaker 3: is having, these algorithms that target children and the aim
Speaker 3: is to get them addicted. We're all concerned about what
Speaker 3: impact that's having because we don't know. This is new territory, hazy.
Speaker 3: We've never ever been in this landscape before where social
Speaker 3: media has taken over our kids' life via smartphone. So
Speaker 3: this was also driven by parents who were grieving their
Speaker 3: children who took their own lives after being bullied, harassed
Speaker 3: or extorted via social media. So those parents are praising
Speaker 3: the government saying well done. This is a historic day
Speaker 3: and I for one, am so bloody relieved that this
Speaker 3: is happening. Because these platforms scare the crap out of me.
Speaker 3: And I just know parents like me get worn down
Speaker 3: by their children, nagging, nagging, nagging, Can I please have Instagram?
Speaker 4: Can I please have Snapchat?
Speaker 3: And then the fact that they're going off and doing
Speaker 3: it behind our backs is even more terrifying. So well
Speaker 3: done to our government by passing this through. It'll be
Speaker 3: rubber stamp this morning. But it is a historic day
Speaker 3: and I congratulate Australia for being the world leader in
Speaker 3: this space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's already coming through.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of different websites and social media
Speaker 1: platforms are picking up this story in different countries and
Speaker 1: the feedback by the comments is pretty solid, and that
Speaker 1: is that what Australia is doing right now is something
Speaker 1: that should become the norm across the planet and it's
Speaker 1: a really good thing. We're in different generations where it's
Speaker 1: easy to sit back when you haven't been troubled, you
Speaker 1: haven't been involved in this situation, where you go, oh,
Speaker 1: I just ignore it, just ignore the comments.
Speaker 2: You can't, it's not real. You can't.
Speaker 1: And until you've actually been in there and been engulfed
Speaker 1: by it and consumed by it, it's completely like having
Speaker 1: a conversation with someone face to face. That would never happen.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about it, though. What happens in social
Speaker 1: media would really happen in terms of interaction face to face.
Speaker 1: But kids, particularly kids under the age of sixteen, don't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: But you and I, like we struggle with the nasty
Speaker 3: things that are said and the trolling.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine your children?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 3: And that's what hurts my soul so much, is that
Speaker 3: my young girls will be subjected to any form of
Speaker 3: abuse or vitriol or hate online. It absolutely nearly brings
Speaker 3: me to tears with my need to want to protect them.
Speaker 3: So I thank the government that they have taken this
Speaker 3: step to protect our kids and protect their little hearts
Speaker 3: from being hurt in the way that adults hurt each other.
Speaker 3: And we're not setting the example by the way adults
Speaker 3: are not setting the example in this space, and we
Speaker 3: need to be better, and we need to be better
Speaker 3: for our kids.
Speaker 1: It is a very good thing. Congratulations to the government
Speaker 1: for putting the throat