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Speaker 1: Sitsian with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: I want to tell you a story about a very

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Speaker 2: cheeky a Lithuanian man, and then I want to ask

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Speaker 2: you what have your faked to get out of something?

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Speaker 3: I love it, haven't we all?

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Speaker 2: I think we've done it, you know, on a very

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Speaker 2: basic level. Oh, I'm not feeling well. Oh the kids

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Speaker 2: are sick.

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Speaker 3: I can't turn up.

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Speaker 2: I actually think there might have been a bit of

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Speaker 2: COVID excuses thrown around back in the day.

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Speaker 3: I can't possibly leave the house and COVID perfect for

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Speaker 3: an excuse. Well, yes, I mean it was perfect and

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Speaker 3: not so perfect in many other ways.

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Speaker 1: Recently saying that my arm's fall but.

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Speaker 3: Having I look at you, I don't think that's a lie.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. If you've ever said your

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Speaker 2: nan died so you didn't have to go to work,

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Speaker 2: so you can't go that far, well you run out

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Speaker 2: of NaN's, Yeah you do.

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Speaker 3: You run out of NaN's very quickly.

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Speaker 2: This Lithuanian guy, he's been arrested in Spain and.

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Speaker 3: He's, I mean, is somewhat clever.

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Speaker 2: He led it has been faking heart attacks at twenty

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Speaker 2: restaurants across the country.

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Speaker 3: All over tout. So I mean he goes in.

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Speaker 2: Most recently a couple of weeks ago, he's enjoyed a

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Speaker 2: lovely seafood pela and a couple of whiskies, and he

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Speaker 2: didn't want to pay again, and so he's stood up

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Speaker 2: from his table tried to leave. The weight staff have said,

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Speaker 2: hang on a second, you've got to pay your bill.

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Speaker 2: He said, oh, my money is in the hotel room.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go back and get it. And when

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Speaker 2: they didn't fall for that, cue the theatrical performance of

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Speaker 2: the hard at so the clutching of the chest.

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Speaker 3: And the falling to the floor. And he's done this.

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Speaker 2: He's done this about twenty times now, to the point

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Speaker 2: where I'm guessing the town that they live in. You know,

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Speaker 2: all the restauranteurs, they kind of know each other and

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Speaker 2: they know that this Lithuanian guy he comes in, he

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Speaker 2: only orders relatively small, only has a few drinks. So

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Speaker 2: what he's been charged for on the occasions are very

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Speaker 2: small offenses. So basically what happens to him is he

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Speaker 2: gets a good feed, he gets picked up by the police.

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Speaker 2: He's in jail for the night, so he has a

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Speaker 2: roof over his head and then they have to let

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Speaker 2: him go because there's not really much to judge I thought.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if he's there having a succulent Chinese meal

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Speaker 2: and then he decides to have a heart attack because

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Speaker 2: he hasn't got any money, isn't he.

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Speaker 1: Out the door in an ambulance? How far does he

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Speaker 1: take this attack? Like? Does he then get to the

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Speaker 1: hospital and go thanks for the well.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the Spanish rules are fight like.

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Speaker 1: I mean with the heart attack, You're on the ground

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Speaker 1: and every run's around you, and this is probably getting

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Speaker 1: a bit serious. Now I've got to come to and go,

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Speaker 1: oh oh no, I'm all right now. And then do

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Speaker 1: you still writhe in pain? And it's okay, I'll call

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Speaker 1: my mamh you let me call my mom outside, don't

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Speaker 1: don't follow me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's coming to pick I've called my girlfriend and

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Speaker 2: she's on her This is.

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Speaker 3: A really attractive woman there, and you start going mouth

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Speaker 3: to mouth. Charlie.

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Speaker 1: Charlie's given us calling wilara.

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Speaker 3: What did you think Charlie to get out of a

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Speaker 3: unique exam?

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Speaker 1: Did they investigate Charlie?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that as for a certificate and then we just

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Speaker 3: folded a death certificate.

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Speaker 2: Charlie, I mean, I just think that's bad.

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Speaker 1: You did you have to do the exam again, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: It's not like you can get away with it, can you.

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Speaker 3: No, we just as soon as for a certificate. We're

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Speaker 3: just bolted.

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Speaker 2: And then you know in that moment you say, I

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Speaker 2: can't believe you're being so insensitive.

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Speaker 3: You don't believe me. We're going through such a rough time.

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Speaker 1: And bolting is just a great way to get away

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Speaker 1: with anything.

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Speaker 3: And you look in you look completely innocent.

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Speaker 1: The amount of times where BJ's gone, Please have a

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Speaker 1: look at the grass in the backyard. Just cut the

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Speaker 1: lawn and then I will already be one hundred meters

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