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Speaker 1: Hello there, podcast listeners, Sticky hit me with the voice effects.

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Speaker 1: There is a special edition of court Base coming up. Now,

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Speaker 1: don't take the sound effect off, just at the end

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Speaker 1: of my voice and make me sound real whisky.

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Speaker 2: Update for you guys on this battle for the five

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Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars. It was buried in the backyard. If

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Speaker 2: you remember this story, it was found by a trade

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Speaker 2: on October thirty first ran so last year is just

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Speaker 2: still in a bit of rene work. The trading digs in,

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Speaker 2: it hits the bag realizes there's five hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: buried in the backyard. Great question for the team is

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Speaker 2: what would you do the trade buried.

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Speaker 3: If it's buried, you could get away with that.

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Speaker 4: I always worry with bags of money that it's mixed

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Speaker 4: up with a biky gang and there's drugs involved and

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Speaker 4: they'll come after you, Sarah.

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Speaker 3: But if you find this in.

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Speaker 4: A war or it's dug up somewhere, I think you're fine.

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Speaker 3: No one was.

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Speaker 5: Coming for it. Surely if they buried.

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Speaker 3: It, he did the right thing. He didn't.

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Speaker 2: He went straight to the police station with the cash

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Speaker 2: and said I've just found this, but now under the

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Speaker 2: finders keeper's rule. He's hoping to claim that cash. The

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Speaker 2: other thing was the cash has been there for a

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Speaker 2: long time, so they're saying that the cash has probably

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Speaker 2: been there for forty years, so the cash looks old.

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Speaker 2: Of course, it's not the plastic currency we have today.

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Speaker 2: So I reckon if you're digging it up and you've

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Speaker 2: found that, you don't get me wrong, fits you'd look

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Speaker 2: over your shoulder, but you'd be pretty safe to say

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Speaker 2: that this isn't drug money from the last couple of years.

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Speaker 2: It's sort of been stashed here until somebodkey comes to

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Speaker 2: grab it.

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Speaker 4: Well, you've got to be patient with that. I mean,

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Speaker 4: when I was digging for blood diamonds, you can't.

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Speaker 3: You just can't celebrate when you find.

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Speaker 2: You just got to take the ability, though, to stand

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Speaker 2: up and sneak one between your toes and then slip

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Speaker 2: it into your pocket.

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Speaker 4: I'll put a couple up my bum which is which

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Speaker 4: is hard, but you've got to You've got to be

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Speaker 4: patient to grow.

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Speaker 2: I think it came out of your bob on Delusa's finger,

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Speaker 2: and the way we had to cut it was just such.

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Speaker 6: A great story.

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Speaker 4: Well, a couple of my fellow has found it a

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Speaker 4: bit weird at one stage.

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Speaker 3: But what are you doing there? Mate? I think I've

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Speaker 3: got worms. I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't know well this trade.

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Speaker 2: He tried to stuff the five hundred thousand dollars off

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Speaker 2: his bump, which was a real challenge because it was

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Speaker 2: in serious words. Here's the update for you, though. There's

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Speaker 2: been five people that have come forward to say, oh,

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Speaker 2: money's mine. Guy's heard about the find.

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Speaker 6: Just put my hand up to let you know that's

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Speaker 6: definitely mine.

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Speaker 2: We need to talk about this one block.

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Speaker 6: Mister Timpson, he just.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to claim the money. He says, I wanted

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Speaker 2: to put it towards my health. I'm just not sure

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Speaker 2: his story is convincing enough to say that it's his cash.

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Speaker 6: Have a listen.

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Speaker 5: Do you think you might have buried the money but

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I might have put protested there and win put

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Speaker 3: Might have it.

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Speaker 2: I might have stashed it there and I might have

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Speaker 3: For me, that's enough, hand it over.

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Speaker 6: We've found the owner.

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Speaker 2: Guy's case close and rock solid.

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Speaker 3: World mate. You'll get your money very soon. Let's talk

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Speaker 3: about Spider Man this morning, guys.

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Speaker 4: But to me one of the most popular superheroes of

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Speaker 4: all time, But I just I don't know for me.

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Speaker 3: One of the weakest. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I want absolute spider.

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Speaker 5: You are Batman looking the way he does, and then you.

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Speaker 2: Got Spider spider Man. The way he can swing through

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Speaker 2: a city stop a speeding train is extraordinary. We watch

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Speaker 2: a lot of Spider Man here. We read the Spider

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Speaker 2: Man books as well. I think you're considering him weak

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Speaker 2: because he's so Peter Parker is very small and insipid.

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Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what, when he's got to web

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Speaker 2: on his face made he can bloody do anything?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 8: And then wouldn't we go with the Chad Kroeger Spider

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Speaker 8: Man song the Hero You mean.

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Speaker 2: No one.

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Speaker 6: For the Toby Parker.

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Speaker 2: Flew in and stopped that song, which is quite bizarre.

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Speaker 4: Best there's there was an animation movie that came out recently,

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Speaker 4: Spider Man.

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Speaker 3: Have you got the sway Lee post Malone song?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Flower Sunflower, that's right that that is an

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Speaker 4: amazing movie.

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Speaker 3: Group people know this one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Chad Kroger Hero You'll know the song I already have.

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Speaker 3: It's not in them shut down four Kids.

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Speaker 4: I think Spider Man holds the record as well with

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Speaker 4: the most movies made about the one superhero. Batman's up

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Speaker 4: there as well, but Spider Man's got the most and

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Speaker 4: it looks like it will continue as well. A lot

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Speaker 4: of kids they watched the movie, they want to be

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Speaker 4: Spider Man, like these three young brothers from Bolivia. Oh man,

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's sentence in itself, just shows a bit.

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Speaker 4: They live on a farm. So Mae was chopping up water.

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Speaker 4: Where's dad was mum chopping up? I mean that's shocking.

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Speaker 4: Mum was chopping upwards. The boys were playing well, Mum

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Speaker 4: was chopping up Sarah with the axe, and they found

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Speaker 4: a black widow spider.

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Speaker 3: Now they had just been watching a bit.

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Speaker 4: Of Spider Man and the movie, so they convinced the

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Speaker 4: younger man, the younger brother to actually see if he

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Speaker 4: could get bitten by the spider and see if he

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Speaker 4: would be turning the Spider.

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Speaker 2: Man great idea.

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Speaker 4: Black widow spiders are known to be extremely venomous, venom

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Speaker 4: reported to be fifteen times stronger.

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Speaker 3: Than that of a rattlesnake gee.

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Speaker 4: So they taunted the black widow spider with a stick

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Speaker 4: and it sunk its fangs into the kid's skin. He

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Speaker 4: ended up in hospital. He didn't end up turning into

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Speaker 4: Spider Man, unfortunately, right.

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Speaker 6: He didn't turn into Spider Man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's okay. He survived Sarah, which is great news.

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Speaker 4: But unfortunately he's no Peter Parker. He's not wearing any

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Speaker 4: suit and unfortunately, yeah, he is not Spider Man.

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Speaker 2: Could him to take one for the teammate, I mean

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Speaker 2: with the Corona testing, you know you need your guinea

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Speaker 2: pigs at these situations and for any inlisting this morning. Now,

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Speaker 2: you know not to approach that huntsman that you might

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Speaker 2: find in the back shed.

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Speaker 6: You will not turn into spiders.

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Speaker 8: Imagine if it worked though, imagine if it were.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I've never felt fitter like Lisa

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Speaker 2: showed me some photos the other day, and I've never

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Speaker 2: felt fitter and look better than when I was sitting

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Speaker 2: in my Spider Man outfit at the dinner table with

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Speaker 2: the built in abs. Like to me, it was looking

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Speaker 2: at what you could be. But you're a slob, so

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Speaker 2: you're not. But so what I want to say to

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Speaker 2: this suit. You know it was one of those ones

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Speaker 2: with the built in pecks. Yeah, you're that you're the

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Speaker 2: kind of Spider Man suit, but you're.

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Speaker 8: The kind of Spider Man that would have this theme song.

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Speaker 8: We've got it now, No.

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Speaker 2: No, because a couple of hero their fake ads.

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Speaker 4: Lets the Spider Man franchise down a little beu Yeah

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Speaker 4: you know when you get Toby maguire and Nickel back

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Speaker 4: to sing your main song. Yeah, that's where the franchise

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Speaker 4: is going down.

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Speaker 6: As long as you're happy you got it on air. Mate.

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Speaker 2: Well, donk you interesting development and technology and food guys,

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Speaker 2: I thought we should touch on as restaurants start to open.

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Speaker 2: For a while, I've been banging on about the perfect invention,

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Speaker 2: which I would see as a diet a dim Sim

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Speaker 2: flavored diet pill. I mean, imagine if you can take

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Speaker 2: a diet tablet that tastes like a dim Sem, which

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Speaker 2: I love, and could do a bag of very easy.

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Speaker 2: You know, growing up, we used to get these mini

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Speaker 2: dim Sims.

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Speaker 6: You'd keep in the.

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Speaker 2: Freezer and with a little bit of water in a

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Speaker 2: plastic bag and maybe ten little mini dim Sims. After school,

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Speaker 2: I'd put them in the microwave. Just thirty seconds, mate,

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Speaker 2: that's all.

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Speaker 6: It took.

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Speaker 2: Splash of soy and you're ready to go, you know,

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Speaker 2: perfect afternoon snack ten dim sims.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 5: Not a snack mate.

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Speaker 9: I mean, I don't want to bog down on that,

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Speaker 9: but it's not a snacks.

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Speaker 5: Is two people's meals?

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Speaker 6: Turns uch energy?

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Speaker 2: You need it, So I'd be straight out in the

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Speaker 2: backyard and running around after that on the trampoline, having.

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Speaker 6: A great time as a fat little kid.

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Speaker 2: But this has gone a step beyond the idea of

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Speaker 2: a dim sim flavored diet pill. A technology company out.

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Speaker 10: Of Japan says they've invented away that you can lick

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Speaker 10: a tablet, not a tablet, but like a screen. You

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Speaker 10: can lick a screen and taste the flavor in the pitcher.

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Speaker 10: So you what is that?

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Speaker 3: Is that a sound effect?

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Speaker 8: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Can we listen to it? It's a sound effect that

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Speaker 3: Sarah made a long time ago.

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Speaker 4: What was that for Sarah.

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Speaker 3: Discussing?

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Speaker 2: It's called Sarah slurp sound. You mean, we can't find

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Speaker 2: nickelback in the system, but we've got Sarah's one hundred

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Speaker 2: miles an hour. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 3: That will be your legacy.

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Speaker 4: Amazing career in the Hall of Fame, the Radio Hall

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Speaker 4: of Fame, She's known for the Sarah slurping.

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Speaker 2: Turns. Anyway, So this is the future of how we

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Speaker 2: might be ordering food. If you wanted to taste something

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Speaker 2: before you order it, say on Uber eats, well then

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Speaker 2: you just throw your tongue onto your iPhone and the

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Speaker 2: next thing you know, you've got a bit of a sample.

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Speaker 9: What isn't it The joy of eating is the taste,

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Speaker 9: the experience sitting there with a beautiful bowl of food. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: but licking at or taking a diet pills.

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Speaker 2: Just imagine happened to how many times we looked at

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Speaker 2: the menu and thought, oh, I'll tell you that looks

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Speaker 2: a bit spicy to me. Well, give it a quick leg.

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Speaker 3: You'll be able to get this.

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Speaker 6: Distancing.

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Speaker 8: Imagine a restaurant throwing up shareable, lickable menus.

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Speaker 2: I just wipe it down before you have a go.

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Speaker 2: There was a table of ten here earlier before they

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Speaker 2: placed their order. It should be fine, though, But well

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Speaker 2: done to these guys for coming up with this technology.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's almost like Wonka vision type stuff where

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Speaker 2: you can make a meal appear. I mean, if it

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Speaker 2: was on your TV, if you're watching Master Chef, right,

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Speaker 2: if you're watching Master chef. You could get the audience

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Speaker 2: to vote by licking their TV at and then what

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Speaker 2: do you know? Pose that another wind?

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Speaker 4: Scratch and sniff was massive in prime, very clever fit

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Speaker 6: It was all the same strawberries.

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Speaker 3: That was amazing. Scratch and sniff stickers. They don't really

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Speaker 2: I think they're still around. The scratch and sniffs. There's

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Speaker 4: Can't you get texters that the smelling texts as well.

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Speaker 2: That's that's chroming of course. Okay, well done. Wait for

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Speaker 5: To how many can you do?

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Speaker 4: I said, that I said to Hueie. I made a

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Speaker 3: There'd be some very very very light there. That's what

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Speaker 4: He's not getting anywhere near and he's about three as well,

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Speaker 2: There's a lightsaber here for two hundred and forty thousand, mate. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Just let him know what he's in for. So there's

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Speaker 3: What is there really?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's Luke Skywalkers.

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Speaker 2: It's a collective collectors.

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Speaker 3: Is it from the movie?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's from the movie.

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Speaker 2: So that's what you're up.

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Speaker 6: For, mate.

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Speaker 3: I think he's still a sleep.

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Speaker 6: We need to get an update, guys.

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Speaker 2: We've been talking about this, this singer that's been promoted

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Speaker 3: Was it last night?

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Speaker 2: It was last night and everybody turned. We were right though, mate,

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Speaker 2: and his name was Bookoo. Have a listen to what happened.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but can I say this right?

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Speaker 4: It gets through to the next round when he has

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Speaker 2: To He's Mongolian the whole way, mate, I mean, that's

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Speaker 2: Justin Bieber, here's the Mongolian version.

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Speaker 3: What coach did he go with?

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Speaker 6: He went with?

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Speaker 2: I think, guy Sebastian, haven't you got that? There's my decisions, guys, Eison.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's been guys about team Guys.

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Speaker 6: He's awesome.

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Speaker 3: You just can't do the two voices every week.

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Speaker 2: But think about this to think that he could do

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Speaker 5: Quite like that, though you can't sing two words at once.

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Speaker 2: It says, you say that he sounds well, you don't know.

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Speaker 6: Says is all I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: These are the blinds. There'll be the battles which will

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Speaker 4: You know, when when guy goes, okay this week, book who,

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Speaker 4: I think we should go with goo goo dolls iris. Yep,

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Speaker 4: that's what he is internally, that's what it's going to

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Speaker 2: The minute guy suggests goo goo dolls, googoo doll's iris,

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Speaker 2: I think you know.

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Speaker 6: He's lost emailing.

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Speaker 3: You've got goo goo dolls iris in the system, Yes,

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Speaker 8: We'll be right next to Chad Krogy Heroes hero in

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Speaker 3: Of the library if you just go over there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right, Well I'm tipping I'm the tipping Bookoo

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Speaker 6: I don't care, mane. I've said it.

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Speaker 2: I've said it.

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Speaker 6: I'll go there. I'm crazy nice to meet your.

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Speaker 3: Book I know what the Bookoo's are paying on that one.

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Speaker 2: Twice the amount of are below.

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Speaker 4: I need to talk about warning again. And we want

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Speaker 4: to thank Warny for donating the Mate Hot Wheels car

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Speaker 4: to break the world record, and we had him on

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Speaker 4: the show. But I'm confused, Maddie Degree. I need your

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Speaker 4: help here as well, because you know what, Sarah. Every

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Speaker 4: day I read a headline that there's another cure for baldness,

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Speaker 4: and we talk about it on the show so much,

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Speaker 4: and I look at Warny's hair and I hear yeah

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Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, he's getting paid a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: I understand that, but there's another article today. I'm just confused, buddy.

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Speaker 2: We're here to help, so.

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Speaker 4: On he's saying, I'm trying to week this out right.

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Speaker 4: He said, you know my whole life. You know, back

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Speaker 4: in the sixties, people used to stick on two pays

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Speaker 4: and people would take the mickey out of them for

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Speaker 4: wearing wigs and stuff like that. He said, I go

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Speaker 4: that's not your hair. I have to tell them it's

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Speaker 3: But see then it goes.

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Speaker 4: On here, Sarah, because I know he was with yeah, yeah, right,

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Speaker 4: and I understand that says the fifty year old father

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Speaker 4: so has he had the trans his hair.

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Speaker 6: So it's still his own hands.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you take it from the back or the side

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Speaker 8: of your head where you don't really have to go ball,

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Speaker 8: and then you put those plugs in the top of

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Speaker 4: Okay, now, but this is a procedure that's quite expensive

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Speaker 4: that I've heard, right, And I understand that's fine that

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Speaker 4: East where David Beckham youth went over and had it done.

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Speaker 6: And those photos the other day.

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Speaker 3: Very expensive.

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Speaker 4: You go over there for a month or something, and

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Speaker 6: Forty eight hours.

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Speaker 2: You get off the plane looking a little thing. You

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Speaker 2: get back on looks like you've just gained twenty years

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Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, yeah, though, wasn't isn't that medication and

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Speaker 4: you've got to rub something into your scalp, mate, I.

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Speaker 6: Don't know what they offer.

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Speaker 2: Now I've done a little bit of research into the hair.

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Speaker 2: It's a combo. A lot of them offer also on

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Speaker 2: I did it age as Ago says, I don't know

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Speaker 2: enough about it. I'm sure it works or they wouldn't

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Speaker 6: There, but it's real.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you did that on your back.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. It's so weird that I was

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Speaker 9: Respectfully, though, why didn't they cut a patch out of

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Speaker 9: a growth there? No, because if that's what the trunks

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Speaker 9: plant is like, I know someone who did the cutting

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Speaker 9: then they put it on the top.

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Speaker 5: It clearly works, So why not take a your back,

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Speaker 5: you've got a bit.

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Speaker 4: To lose and put it on your head, on your forehead,

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Speaker 4: Well you could too, on your head.

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Speaker 2: Is this one of those cut vegetable out and put

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Speaker 6: From your bum and put it on your forehead.

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Speaker 2: The idea would be said, the back hair that you

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Speaker 2: so it would make sense. What MDG is saying is

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Speaker 2: you'd take the hair from the side where you never

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Speaker 2: and then let the side regrow back. I mean, you're

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Speaker 9: A moment here to capitalize on your heavy growth around

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Speaker 2: Are I'm not that heavy growth around the back and

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Speaker 2: the back, so the chest, well, the thing is quite

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Speaker 2: fla because you've got hair on your bum. As a

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Speaker 2: Turn on brother active wear again this morning.

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Speaker 4: This is what I'm worried about. If he's an ambassador.

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Speaker 4: This is what I want to know. I want, this

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Speaker 4: is where I want the honesty. Okay, fair enough if

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Speaker 4: you the year year stuff, because he's also in the

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Speaker 4: paved today he's promoting a free website called hair loss

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Speaker 4: dot com dot au. Right, So is there someone else

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 4: What I want to know though, if I'm prepared to

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Speaker 4: and you've paid the big bucks.

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Speaker 3: There it is in the background there. I want to know,

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Speaker 3: do I need.

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Speaker 4: The transplant to get that hair bag or is the

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Speaker 2: I think your issues a little bit deeper. I think

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Speaker 5: One hair as it.

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Speaker 2: Turned out, was quite dark, about five centimeters and I

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Speaker 8: Fits I've gone to see I'm not going to indulge

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Speaker 8: that for your sake. I went to the hair loss

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Speaker 8: dot com dot you website and the first tab is

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Speaker 8: COVID nineteen hair loss and I'm like, don't tell me

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Speaker 8: hair loss. Yeah, So firstly, COVID nineteen stress and hair loss.

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Speaker 8: There is a link between people stressed about isolation in

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Speaker 8: their hair. But it also wants you to know that

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Speaker 8: there is no supplement, diet, or lifestyle medication other than

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Speaker 8: social distancing that can protect you from COVID nineteen. So

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Speaker 8: your hair meds are not going to protect you from corona.

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Speaker 2: So should we be wearing a face mask on our head?

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Speaker 2: Just lift it up and have it on top of

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Speaker 2: your head to look out the front pack got it? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm getting it all wrong.

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Speaker 3: I like it, Tommy, Get onto our.

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Speaker 6: Place thirteen twenty four to ten.

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Speaker 2: This is a pretty serious topic, guys, but a good

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Speaker 2: one to throw around because a joke was made in

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Speaker 2: the studio yesterday where it was to do with having babies.

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Speaker 2: And I've got the third here under the house, guys,

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Speaker 2: not under the house, under the roof where a fount

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Speaker 2: was making it was making a lot of noise last year,

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Speaker 2: a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: What I was trying to say is under this roof

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Speaker 2: we're our family.

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Speaker 6: Five.

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Speaker 2: Little Francesca is nine weeks old and we're going strong.

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Speaker 3: Fanny.

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Speaker 2: It's Francesca. Yes, she's good mate. We've got a little

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Speaker 2: bit of routine. She's feeding well, she's smiling.

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Speaker 6: A lot. So that's really great interaction.

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Speaker 3: What she's laughing at your jokes already?

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Speaker 6: She is.

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Speaker 2: She's a huge fan of the podcast. She downloads, downloads it,

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Speaker 2: streams it, and she's hoping to pick up one of the.

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Speaker 6: I was about to mention a club.

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Speaker 2: I can't have to see her, Franny. No, no, it's

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Speaker 2: not that. Let's move on to this one. Because the

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Speaker 2: joke of made in the studio yesterday because Tom's wife

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Speaker 2: Inger would like a third child, Fincy suggested Tom, but

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Speaker 2: maybe he could just go and get a snip on

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Speaker 2: the side.

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Speaker 11: Is a shocking, a shocking suggestion, and I would never

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Speaker 11: go along with that.

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Speaker 2: You yesterday Tom, when Fincy said that, when he dropped

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Speaker 2: a pin and gave me the address for that place,

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Speaker 2: that's when I thought the joke was taken a bit

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Speaker 2: more seriously.

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Speaker 11: No, we've just we My wife, I think is she's

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Speaker 11: leaning towards she would like a third. I'm really happy

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Speaker 11: with two.

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Speaker 5: It's a hugely personally to make Tom talk about this.

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Speaker 9: She does.

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Speaker 2: She does know that she has to do it again

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Speaker 2: with you if they want the third.

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Speaker 12: I've tried to tried to tell her that every time

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Speaker 12: she brings it up.

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Speaker 2: Should really slow things down.

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Speaker 3: Life will.

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Speaker 2: The sensors should be fine from him.

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Speaker 4: He got that number as tom as he still got

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Speaker 4: that number anyway.

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Speaker 2: A blow has come out overnight in the articles just

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Speaker 2: timed beautifully to say, why am I being described as

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Speaker 2: a psychopath because he has actually been in a relationship

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Speaker 2: for two years while the woman he is with wants

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Speaker 2: to have a baby, He's had the snip, but.

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Speaker 6: Hasn't told her no.

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Speaker 2: He goes on to say, in a previous relationship, he

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Speaker 2: has three children, and after the youngest one was born,

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Speaker 2: he decided to have it done. Getting into the relationship

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Speaker 2: to start with the woman. The new woman suggested that

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Speaker 2: she didn't want to have kids, but things turned and

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Speaker 2: then our two years into the relationship, he's deeply in

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Speaker 2: love with her, but now concerned because she wants to.

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Speaker 6: Have a baby.

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Speaker 2: If I tell her that I've had the snip, she.

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Speaker 6: Will just move on, She'll leave him.

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Speaker 3: You reverse it, I mean he could do that.

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Speaker 6: I mean obviously doesn't want another kid.

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Speaker 4: If he wants to keep it on the sly that

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Speaker 4: he's had the snip and she has no idea. I

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Speaker 4: think he's going to go through the pain of reversing it.

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Speaker 6: I think thirteen twenty four to.

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Speaker 9: Twenty you'mber kid, What did a lie to someone? You

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Speaker 9: can't deprive her of the chance to be a mum

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Speaker 9: just a lie. You let her choose once she knows

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Speaker 9: the truth. That's terrible.

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Speaker 2: He might be thinking that, But we have this great

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Speaker 2: life together and I know that I'll be out the

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Speaker 2: door if I can't supply her with a kid right.

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Speaker 5: Here, and then that is not the person she thinks

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Speaker 5: you are.

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Speaker 9: So if you don't tell her the truth, the whole

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Speaker 9: relationship is a lie and the fact that she loves

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Speaker 9: you isn't real.

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Speaker 3: What is looking I mean, he's kept it going for

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Speaker 3: too long. He can't. You can't dig out of this one, mate.

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Speaker 2: This is what was amazing. He was labeled an a

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Speaker 2: whole by all the people on the reddit last night,

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Speaker 2: except some of the guys that came forward and said,

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Speaker 2: I've done the exact same thing. What's complete. The other

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Speaker 2: thing is here the conversation we've had around the house.

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Speaker 2: If I can share far too much information. When you

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Speaker 2: have a C section, you can have your tubes tart

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Speaker 2: at the same time, which is what we did here.

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Speaker 2: But that is ninety nine percent proof.

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Speaker 3: Then that is so bad, which leaves no.

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Speaker 6: It's not why is that?

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Speaker 2: Why is that not practical?

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Speaker 3: No, it's why would why would you have two operations?

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Speaker 3: Your turn to step up for the fair mate?

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Speaker 2: I was ready, But if you've got somebody right in

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Speaker 2: the operation and it can be done at the same time,

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Speaker 2: why would you have two operations instead of one?

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Speaker 4: Because I think that it makes that you're prepared to

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Speaker 4: go through some pain for the family mate, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean?

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Speaker 9: Every day, still go and get the snip?

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Speaker 2: Well that was that. That was the conversation, says, That's

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Speaker 2: what I was getting to. So Lisa was saying, well,

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Speaker 2: if there's still that one percent, but then hang on

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Speaker 2: a minute. Isn't the snip ninety nine percent? So the

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Speaker 2: one still exists, so hang on a minute. Then we're

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Speaker 2: not going to know whose fault it is. End up

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Speaker 2: in an arguing match, she can find out she's pregnant again.

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Speaker 9: So how about Gary offered to go and have the snip?

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Speaker 9: And my mom stepped in and said, no, no, no,

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Speaker 9: what if Gary meets someone else and wants to have kids?

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Speaker 5: Laid down the track, don't you moms?

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Speaker 13: Mom?

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Speaker 5: Thanks a bunch?

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Speaker 2: What if Gary falls in love with one of your sisters, I.

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Speaker 9: Guess statistically, I've proven that this may not be my last.

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Speaker 9: You know, it's it's it's a fair assumption from my

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Speaker 9: mum that they'll be a third I get you know,

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Speaker 9: I'm keeping the Australian steps.

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Speaker 3: Healthy for you.

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Speaker 2: If you if you were four kids, it wouldn't surprise me.

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Speaker 2: I could see a lot.

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Speaker 6: More of it.

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Speaker 5: He would leave me.

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Speaker 3: So so you're saying there's a.

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Speaker 6: Chance, Hey, sleepyhead, Why so sleepy?

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Speaker 14: Oh, it's because your mattress is a bag of potatoes

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Speaker 14: and scrap metal. You should try a Nectar mattress with

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Speaker 14: and ninety dollars and you get hundreds of dollars in

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Speaker 4: I got a couple of stories here on the Queen

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Speaker 4: and we know she was very, very stern when everyone

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Speaker 4: went into lockdown.

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Speaker 3: This is what she had to say, which is right,

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Speaker 3: and I mean they're doing it pretty tough over there.

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Speaker 4: I feel like they've fudged a couple of their figures

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Speaker 4: over there as well. And they're right in the peak

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Speaker 4: at the moment over in the UK, and they are

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Speaker 4: in lockdown. Boris Johnson's right hand man decided to go

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Speaker 4: for a bit of a drive. Did you see him

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Speaker 4: when he walked back into his street yesterday and all

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Speaker 4: the neighbors came out and had a crack at him?

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Speaker 3: No, at him, Yeah, Cummings.

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Speaker 4: Cummings is right, Boris Johnson's right hand man, And he

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Speaker 4: went on a four hundred kilometer drive to go his mom.

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Speaker 9: Then they made it that's because his wife and his

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Speaker 9: kid had corona symptoms, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: So he isn't it?

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Speaker 9: So he left the house and went to his parents

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Speaker 9: to stay there.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's what they're saying, Sarah, that's what they're saying,

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Speaker 4: But we don't know. He went to go get the

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Speaker 4: paper and then as he walked back, all the neighbors

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Speaker 4: came out and had to go at him.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, that's what That's what the queen

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Speaker 3: said to him.

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Speaker 4: As he was walking back into his house as well,

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Speaker 4: he just stared them all in the eye.

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Speaker 3: It was actually.

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Speaker 6: I was waiting there to yell at him.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, The Queen has been at home house this.

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Speaker 4: She's been using the same hair dress for twenty three

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Speaker 4: years Ian Carmichael and obviously the old Carmichael can't rock

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Speaker 4: up and do her hair Sarah. So one of her

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Speaker 4: advisers has said that the Queen's been doing her own

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Speaker 4: hair at time.

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Speaker 3: That is a good haircut.

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Speaker 4: I would say that there's a few curlers going on there,

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Speaker 4: wouldn't you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there'd be rollers, they'd be curlers. My mum

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Speaker 2: used to do that and took an hour to put

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Speaker 2: the whole thing in, and then you have to leave

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Speaker 2: it in for three hours or so.

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Speaker 3: Down.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, cool sense to sleep with them in Jen I

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Speaker 9: slept with them in, which I don't understand how you

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Speaker 9: conduct that would be so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: Does she have a tinge of blue in there as well?

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Speaker 4: Is there a tiny bit of blue?

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Speaker 5: No, woman of a certain age, Yeah, you go a

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Speaker 5: bit of a blue rinse. It's like a purple blue rint.

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Speaker 2: It does go purple, doesn't it?

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Speaker 6: Say? You've lost it at that stage.

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Speaker 4: This is the other one that I love, though there's

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Speaker 4: a new ITV documentary that's coming out on the Queen.

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Speaker 4: It's called Our Queen Inside the Crown, and it tells

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Speaker 4: a story back in nineteen seventy eight. I love this

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Speaker 4: when she had a few people over and there was

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Speaker 4: a few dictators at the time. This is I find

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Speaker 4: really funny. But the Romanian dictator Nikolai is his name.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to go his surname. It's very hard.

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Speaker 4: But this is quite funny because there were other dictators

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Speaker 4: there on the day.

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Speaker 3: Vladimir Putin was.

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Speaker 4: There, Blood Bash, Our assad was there, and Zimbabwe dictator

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Speaker 4: Robert mcgarbi were there. But he didn't want to get

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Speaker 4: She didn't want to go. She didn't want to go

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Speaker 4: anywhere near the Romanian dictator. So it says in the documentary,

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Speaker 4: as she was walking back with the corgies, she's decided

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Speaker 4: to jump into the bush. What do you mean, not

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Speaker 4: the ban the bush, into a bush to hide from

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Speaker 4: the Romanian dictator.

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Speaker 6: You're kidding me.

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Speaker 2: So Lizzie just ducked in, camouflaged herselves and let them

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Speaker 2: stroll pass.

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Speaker 4: So she was walking back with the Gorgy's, she could

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Speaker 4: see in the distance the Romanian dictator and she hid

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Speaker 4: behind a bush for about twenty minutes before he left.

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Speaker 2: Could you imagine if she was busted? How was the

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Speaker 2: trip to Buckingham Pallas? Obviously the crucial talks with the Queen?

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Speaker 2: How did they go? We got on all right, It's

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Speaker 2: just when I was leaving, I found her hiding in

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Speaker 2: the bus bush.

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Speaker 3: I tried to have a chat to her, but she

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Speaker 3: didn't rock up. I don't know where she was.

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Speaker 2: It was really strange. She'll see a completely camouflage.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's a great effort. Even the Queen can hide

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Speaker 4: up behind the house.

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Speaker 6: Some point standing works.

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Speaker 3: It's time for quoting M the quote face.

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Speaker 2: I have a dream Nike.

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Speaker 8: My quote Faith, hosted by special guest Aaron from Mini.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, if you're just tuning in, there's been

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Speaker 2: an overthrow of the host. Unfortunately I am no longer

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Speaker 2: in control of my own segment. Quoe him quote face.

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Speaker 3: That's fine.

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00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: Aaron called and said, just would I give him permission

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Speaker 2: to go on his podcast and do quote MC quote face.

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00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: A wonderful offer, and very quickly it turned to why

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Speaker 2: don't you come in and take over a quote him

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Speaker 2: quote face? So what do you want me to do?

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Speaker 6: Guys?

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Speaker 2: Just sit out of this one, and I'm allowed.

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Speaker 3: To play a long lord playing a lot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Am I playing along?

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Speaker 6: Sais okay?

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Speaker 3: Sure? Good morning Aaron? How are you?

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Speaker 15: Buddy, Will and guys? Thanks for having me again.

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00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: No worries.

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Speaker 6: Good on you.

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Speaker 10: Aaron.

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Speaker 4: Did you get a few text messages yesterday pumping up

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Speaker 4: the Don't Bowl their podcast and getting involved?

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Speaker 3: Aaron?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I had a few text messages because it

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Speaker 15: was good to see all support from everybody.

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00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 8: Well, Aaron, I had to listen to your podcast, right,

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00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 8: You've only had three episodes, You've already graduated to the

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00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 8: fits in Whibishire, and you're already getting your pizzas supplied.

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00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 8: What I noticed a lengthy plug for some local pizza

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Speaker 8: joining men. I.

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Speaker 3: It's a rocky boy.

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Speaker 2: It's well done.

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Speaker 15: No, we're doing good and all the all the support

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00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 15: we're getting from from all our close friends and families

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Speaker 15: has been awesome.

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Speaker 3: Aaron, can I just before we start? Did you source

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Speaker 3: these quotes yourself? You did it yourself?

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Speaker 15: I did? I did. I checked him with a few

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Speaker 15: people from over to make sure they're all good.

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Speaker 3: But I reckon it's great.

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Speaker 4: It's great to have a host on here that is

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Speaker 4: actually sourcing the quotes himself.

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Speaker 2: So interesting to see how this goes. Aaron, and now

733
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Speaker 2: I'm playing along. Let's go.

734
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Speaker 3: What have we got first?

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Speaker 6: Aaron?

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Speaker 15: Awesome. The first quote is from a song.

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Speaker 3: From a song.

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Speaker 15: All you had the grace to hold yourself while those around.

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Speaker 6: You Elton John.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye. No, I'm a Jean No, I never knew you

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Speaker 2: at all.

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Speaker 15: You're on the right fact.

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Speaker 2: Gone start.

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00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 4: Usually the host usually knows just to sort of actually

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Speaker 4: let it go for.

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Speaker 2: A bit, well the first time, first time blaying.

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Speaker 9: So just the hand signal that you always give me

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Speaker 9: that big part.

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Speaker 3: Just hold up a SI.

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Speaker 5: Stop.

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Speaker 15: We'll get into the next quote, which is from a

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Speaker 15: famous person.

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Speaker 11: All right, okay, okay, sorry, Aaron.

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Speaker 1: The beauty of.

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Speaker 15: Me is that I'm very rich.

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Speaker 2: Whipfully and whipfley doesn't make sense to West.

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Speaker 4: I think it would be a female. I said this, Sarah,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go avunker Trump.

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Speaker 3: On the right track.

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Speaker 11: Okay, Donald Trump already, yeah, Donald Trump.

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Speaker 3: The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

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Speaker 11: Well done, well, guys, it's a great good join this

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Speaker 11: great and someone someone did on Facebook, guest mother Teresa.

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Speaker 2: For that was rich in happiness.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, but not not not the Old Mother?

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Speaker 6: What a great game?

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Speaker 3: What do we got next, Darren?

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Speaker 15: We'll get into the next clote.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I talked great. Yeah, it'd be great if we

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Speaker 3: can hear it's from a movie? Is it is that? Right?

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Speaker 3: A movie?

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Speaker 15: You don't have to tell me how good my coffee is.

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Speaker 15: I'm the one who buys it. I know how good

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Speaker 15: it is.

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Speaker 2: That Sex and the City not Johnny Depping?

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Speaker 3: Blow? Is it?

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Speaker 6: Beam? Expandeds?

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Speaker 11: Was it wasn't the Lion King at all?

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Speaker 6: Aaron?

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Speaker 8: Aaron?

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Speaker 3: Was it? Sure? Shank? Redemption?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh good?

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Speaker 3: Guess can I hear it again?

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Speaker 2: Aaron?

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00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 15: You don't have to tell me how good my coffee is.

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00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 15: I'm the one who buys it. I know how good

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Speaker 15: it is.

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Speaker 6: Oh God?

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Speaker 2: Was it the Martian?

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Speaker 3: Anyone who's got this?

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Speaker 4: Please give us a call arm if you thirteen twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 4: I'll give away one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Dollars to JB High five if you can give us

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Speaker 3: the answer. Do you on Facebook Live right now?

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Speaker 11: There is a poll that says who reckons Aaron should

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Speaker 11: be made permanent hosts?

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, Hang on a minute?

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Speaker 6: What movie is that? It's not the Wizard? Of oz

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Speaker 6: is it.

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Speaker 3: No, it's coffee. Facebook has got the answer. We're being

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Speaker 3: comfortable with it. More clues, No, we got Maddie's give

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Speaker 3: us a call from Bellfield. Good morning, Maddie.

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Speaker 4: Morning.

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Speaker 7: Champ his whole fiction.

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Speaker 15: Cha, I don't want to base it. I know how

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Speaker 15: good it is.

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Speaker 2: I had the answer fits and you just got champed.

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Speaker 4: Well wow, well don't you one hundred dollars to spend

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Speaker 4: a JB high five Maddie World on Aaron?

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Speaker 3: That was brilliant, mate. I think every week, what would

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Speaker 3: you what would you change about it? Whip?

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Speaker 11: What is there that you think you bring that Aaron

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Speaker 11: maybe didn't this morning?

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Speaker 2: Most most definitely delivery is a big one.

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Speaker 6: Aaron.

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Speaker 2: You've got to be so confident with your quote, rehearse

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00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 2: at the day before and then deliver it. Call on

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Speaker 2: the people and welcome the players to engage a little.

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Speaker 4: Bit more, or read it off Lucy just before you

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Speaker 4: do it if you can, or employ Lucy to work

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Speaker 4: with you the week leading up to it. Aaron World,

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Speaker 4: that don't bowl their podcast, Thanks for coming on the show, legend,

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Speaker 4: But can I.

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Speaker 11: Ask just quickly, Whipper have you now given Aaron permission

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Speaker 11: to play your game on his podcast, be handing it over.

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Speaker 2: Aaron, have a crack at it, mate, go on, see

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Speaker 2: how it flies. See if your family and friends still

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Speaker 2: support you after quote him A quote face makes the podcast.

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Speaker 15: I thank Peas for the opportunity, guys, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Love you Aaron, Thanks mate, Thanks heats on you.

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Speaker 4: Aaron hows his scientists have discovered the Thinness gene, explaining

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Speaker 4: why some people stay slim without trying. And I'd love

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Speaker 4: to hear if you know someone or you're one of

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Speaker 4: these people garry that can garry. They can eat whatever

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Speaker 4: they want. They don't really work out. Their diets not

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Speaker 4: that good, but they never put on weight thirteen, twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear about these people.

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Speaker 2: Does my head in smash another milkshake? Nothing goes on

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Speaker 2: the hips?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 9: The thing is Gary's always been a runner, though he

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00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 9: was a distance runner, as it's always been. Yeah, and

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Speaker 9: he's been very athletic, and he does work out, but

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Speaker 9: if he does stay six months, he doesn't put it.

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Speaker 4: And I know that you can get stuck into him

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Speaker 4: about this as well, but he eats very slowly. That

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Speaker 4: is the what that is the proper way that you're

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Speaker 4: supposed to eat. So yeah, but that he exhausted, he's

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Speaker 4: actually it's time three weeks to get through a Main's

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Speaker 4: he's doing the right thing.

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Speaker 3: That's that you are supposed to take time with your meal.

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Speaker 4: You're supposed to chew, swallow, and then you wait about

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Speaker 4: a minute before you have your next That's how they

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Speaker 4: do it.

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Speaker 3: Apparently professional sportsmen do it.

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Speaker 4: If they want to take the fat off and completely

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Speaker 4: strip the fat off their bodies, that's how they eat

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Speaker 4: their meals.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but it's called.

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Speaker 4: A l K so that's anaplastic lymphoma canasi and it's

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Speaker 4: located in a certain region of the brain. It's responsible

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Speaker 4: for controlling appetite and how individuals control fat. So now

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Speaker 4: they're saying that they've found this gene in people that

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Speaker 4: they might be able to put it into obese people.

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Speaker 3: And that's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: If you could just plant that in and re rig

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Speaker 2: the system, well, then it's going to behave differently, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: But See, I knew blokes as well that never worked

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Speaker 4: out and lifted a weight in their life, and they had.

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Speaker 3: Muscles, yeah, and they didn't have any fat on them

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 9: But isn't that Because everybody has muscle. It's just whether

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Speaker 9: or not it's covered in fat that's blocking it.

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Speaker 3: And I think metabolism is a big thing as well.

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Speaker 4: How you, whatever you do, you just burn it off

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Speaker 4: a lot quicker than other people. Melissa's given us a

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Speaker 4: call from Mount Annan. Tell us about your old man, Melissa.

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Speaker 12: Money goes, how are we?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Good luck, good Melissa.

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Speaker 12: So my father has been forty six kilos on the

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Speaker 12: dot since he was about fourteen years old.

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Speaker 3: Is so loud this?

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Speaker 12: My dad is fifty five years old now, Yeah, and

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Speaker 12: he's like consists of two blocks of chocolate, a minute noodle,

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Speaker 12: a couple of milkshakes, and some cheese and crackers for

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Speaker 12: dinner every night.

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Speaker 3: And he's still is he still forty six kilos?

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Speaker 12: Forty six kilos? The doctors call him a medical miracle.

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Speaker 12: They don't know why, how he's alive or do what

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Speaker 12: the hell he's doing and it doesn't work seful day.

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Speaker 6: Is he healthy though?

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Speaker 12: Oh, he's completely healthy. There is nothing wrong with him.

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Speaker 12: My dad's a cross between like Kramer of Finefield and

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Speaker 12: Homer of Sympton. Wow and then lazy. But yeah, same weight.

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Speaker 4: That is amazing does he have a little bit of

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Speaker 4: a gut on in Melissa?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 12: Nothing, that is absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 3: What a freak?

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Speaker 2: If that's a dream, like for anybody that carries a

902
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Speaker 2: bit of weight. What you're hearing right there is an

903
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: absolute dream. Like if you if there was a program

904
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Speaker 2: where you could sign up and it costs you one

905
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars a month to eat what you wanted and

906
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Speaker 2: not put on weight. I'll take ten memberships.

907
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Speaker 6: Thanks. That is like the ultimate.

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Speaker 3: Well Kelly's given us callers, Well, tell us about you

909
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Speaker 3: and your brother.

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Speaker 11: Kelly, me and my brother.

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Speaker 13: We can eat absolutely anything we want and we just

912
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Speaker 13: do not gain.

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Speaker 3: I think we can. I ask you how much you wait?

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Speaker 6: Kill?

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Speaker 13: I wait fifty seven killers?

916
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Speaker 3: And you've always been that like, yeah, I've always been

917
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Speaker 3: in that. What's what is your diet? Kelly? Consists of

918
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Speaker 3: what do you guys eat most nights? Oh?

919
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Speaker 13: Me and him? We can eat anything from fast food

920
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 13: to like two minute noodles.

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Speaker 5: Is your skin and quite bad and your teeth? Like

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Speaker 5: is it does it show up that way?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 13: Our both our skins are quite good. So we don't

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Speaker 13: have much simples, nothing good?

926
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Speaker 3: What freak Kelly? Is it from mum? Or dad. Oh,

927
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Speaker 3: I say a bit of both, a bit of both.

928
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the dream right there, seeds back to the jeans, mate,

929
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Speaker 2: And it's the habits too. Growing up, I reckon for

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Speaker 2: those that carry a little bit white and prone to wait.

931
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Speaker 6: You know, every day on the.

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Speaker 2: Way home from school, I'd pull into seven eleven and

933
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Speaker 2: go and get a slurpy and maybe a big snake,

934
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Speaker 2: you know, the big snake.

935
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Speaker 3: It was.

936
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Speaker 2: It was just routine that that's what I'd eat as

937
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Speaker 2: an afternoon snack. Now, how are you meant to grow

938
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Speaker 2: up with healthy eating habits when you're doing that each day?

939
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Speaker 2: Not to mention the ten dim sims when I got home,

940
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Speaker 2: Look what my parents did to mee that was and

941
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Speaker 2: then it's not my fault.

942
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Speaker 4: And then your mum did your homework every night. Eah,

943
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Speaker 4: you're knocking off team. You're knocking off ten dim sins.

944
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Speaker 4: You've got butterflies in an enclosure at the back, and

945
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Speaker 4: you're watching Sex and the Sister with your.

946
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Speaker 6: Sisters, Sex and the Sister.

947
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Speaker 2: And that's something we did not do well.

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Speaker 3: We have got some content this weekend.

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Speaker 4: I cannot wait for this stand original Australian Lockdown Comedy

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Speaker 4: Festival All episodes will be available only on stand from

951
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Speaker 4: this Saturday, and this man will be performing from home.

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Speaker 7: Stand up comedy without an audience.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. This is great.

954
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Speaker 7: This is basically exactly the same was my first three

955
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Speaker 7: years at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 3: That is Will Anderson performing at home.

957
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Speaker 7: He joins us, good morning boys, it's nice to have

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Speaker 7: an audience, mate.

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Speaker 2: Have you considered Will that, like the discussion around the

960
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Speaker 2: a f L and inserting crowd sound effects, you could

961
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Speaker 2: very quickly have some canned laughter in the.

962
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Speaker 6: Back of your routine.

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Speaker 7: I think that would be the only thing that made

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Speaker 7: it even more pathetic, because it feels to me like,

965
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Speaker 7: you know, stand up comedy without an audience is like

966
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Speaker 7: surfing without an ocean basically, right, you know, you are

967
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Speaker 7: essentially just a dick air down at the beach with

968
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Speaker 7: a bit of wood to do an alience. That is

969
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Speaker 7: basically what the equivalent is. Yeah, you need the audience.

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Speaker 7: The audi is a part of the actual performance itself,

971
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Speaker 7: So the can nature of it is you wouldn't really

972
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Speaker 7: help in that regard. But the whole experience was weird

973
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Speaker 7: because obviously you had to film it all yourself. Because

974
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Speaker 7: it was in isolation, check out a camera crew or

975
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Speaker 7: anything like that, so they had to send all these comedians.

976
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Speaker 7: Now that would have been the shot if they'd had

977
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Speaker 7: somebody filming the comediens trying to work microphone. So my

978
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Speaker 7: people will be able to set it on a special.

979
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Speaker 7: I have a pretend stand up comedy club under by

980
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Speaker 7: house like our plover the house just curtains and pretend

981
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Speaker 7: brickball and you know. So I'm down there, I'm dressed

982
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Speaker 7: up in my show clothes. I set up the camera.

983
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Speaker 7: I've got this eight minute piece that you suddenly have

984
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Speaker 7: to realize. I need to know this off my heart

985
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Speaker 7: because normally, you know, when the audience is laughing is

986
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Speaker 7: when I think of what I'm going to say next.

987
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Speaker 15: So suddenly you don't have that, and.

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Speaker 7: You know, it's not like you do cuts and edits

989
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Speaker 7: and stuff. So I'm going to try to just get

990
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Speaker 7: this piece, you know, done. So I get down there

991
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Speaker 7: and I do the piece, and it's eight minutes and

992
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Speaker 7: I've got it done, and I was only filmed by

993
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Speaker 7: ear so then mate of mustill confidence of course, so

994
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Speaker 7: I've redone the camera, but now I can't get through

995
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Speaker 7: the piece. So now I'm just down under my house,

996
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Speaker 7: dressed up in my show clothes in the Patent comedy

997
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Speaker 7: club and getting it wrong over and over and over again.

998
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Speaker 7: So now I'm like, you know what, I need a beer.

999
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Speaker 7: I need a beer. I know me before I have

1000
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Speaker 7: a beer keep thirty in the morning. So now I'm

1001
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Speaker 7: just the guy drinking at home at ten thirty in

1002
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Speaker 7: the morning, dressed up in my show clothes, doing my

1003
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Speaker 7: protend to gig under the house for nobody. I'm the

1004
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Speaker 7: literal classic example of that guy who loses his job,

1005
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Speaker 7: gets dressed up in his suit and takes his free

1006
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Speaker 7: STAPs of the pine. I can't reach his handwich out

1007
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Speaker 7: at his spreecat. That is where my life is really.

1008
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Speaker 4: Is there a moment will where you heck a couch

1009
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Speaker 4: that's in front of you as an audience member, or

1010
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Speaker 4: do you do.

1011
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 3: Any of that?

1012
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 7: Well, the weirdest thing of all was, of course, the

1013
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Speaker 7: show I was actually going to do it. The nail

1014
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Speaker 7: of a comedy session was my what you're talking about

1015
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Speaker 7: wheel show, which is a crowdworksharge.

1016
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Speaker 2: Oh no, because it also will com from that. Well,

1017
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Speaker 2: that'd also be you know, people keen to see if

1018
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Speaker 2: there was an edit in there just to see if

1019
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Speaker 2: there was a little skip of the tape to see

1020
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Speaker 2: if you've cheated your way through the routine.

1021
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Speaker 7: Well, I know that I did do it in full,

1022
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Speaker 7: so I have not seen it because mate, I mean,

1023
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Speaker 7: I'm encouraging people to watch this. Don stand some kinder

1024
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 7: stands for coming and giving us money when we had

1025
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Speaker 7: no money, and you know, you can see how desperate

1026
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 7: I was for that money from the fact that I've

1027
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Speaker 7: done this show, which is literally my worst nightmare of

1028
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 7: all time. Like you know, literally I could not think

1029
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Speaker 7: of anything worse than doing to stand up without an audience.

1030
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Speaker 7: So you've got a real insight into my massive mortgage

1031
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Speaker 7: bill and no income. And I'd really like to thank

1032
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Speaker 7: stand for getting on board.

1033
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Speaker 4: Have you spoken to hughsy or Cal Wilson or Tommy Ballart?

1034
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Speaker 3: Have you spoken how their experience was doing it at home?

1035
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Speaker 7: Well, filming it in your own house. I mean it

1036
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Speaker 7: was toughing, particular for music because the first thing he

1037
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Speaker 7: had decide was which house. That's pretty tough decision. In fact,

1038
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Speaker 7: I think he bought a house halfway through the show,

1039
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Speaker 7: second half the show to the second house. It was

1040
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Speaker 7: finally easy because the camera's already set up from the block,

1041
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Speaker 7: so he was fine.

1042
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Speaker 6: He was ready to go.

1043
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Speaker 4: Scotty Cam was the only audience member there.

1044
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Speaker 7: And look, I think there's some people have done some

1045
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Speaker 7: really incredibly creative stuff with it. Zoie Can for example,

1046
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Speaker 7: who might not be a name that everybody knows, but

1047
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Speaker 7: he's like a superstar of Australian stand up comedy. She

1048
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Speaker 7: has done this incredible you know, filmed at home, you know,

1049
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 7: surreal Peace, Aaron Chen, Sam Campbell, some of these more

1050
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 7: weird and creative people got the camera for a week

1051
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Speaker 7: and ended up making almost a you know, a stick

1052
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Speaker 7: compiler or a short old guys like me, we're just

1053
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 7: happy to bang out our stand up to your camera.

1054
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Speaker 6: Yeah, just the camera.

1055
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 4: Well, I actually watched the podcast you're involved with somebody

1056
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Speaker 4: Else's podcast recently and you were you've been really really

1057
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 4: enjoying this isolation. Are you going to find it tough

1058
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 4: when everything opens up again?

1059
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Speaker 7: Well, I don't think everything's going to open up for

1060
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Speaker 7: I mean, Susan Proven, who's the head of the Dolble

1061
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Speaker 7: Comedy personal has made sup quarter of a century. She

1062
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 7: said the out the day that you know comedy was

1063
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Speaker 7: the first out because the comedy person has got canceled,

1064
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Speaker 7: but will probably be the last back in because unfortunately

1065
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Speaker 7: our job is high risk in pandemic simulations. You know,

1066
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Speaker 7: not only are you cramming people, and most comedy venues

1067
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Speaker 7: are you know, not very well ventilated, cram everyone together

1068
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 7: and then the person on stage literally tries to get

1069
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 7: you to expel fluid from your mouth at other people.

1070
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Speaker 7: So it's not really the safest of all environments. And

1071
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Speaker 7: it turns out when it comes to something like coronavirus,

1072
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Speaker 7: laugh act isn't the best medicine they try to work

1073
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Speaker 7: on the virus.

1074
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Speaker 4: Well, all the episodes of the stand Original Australian Lockdown

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Speaker 4: Comedy Festival, they're available this Saturday. You can see Will

1076
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Speaker 4: Nazim Hassaign, you can see Hughesy cow Wilson, but Tom Ballad,

1077
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Speaker 4: there's so many comedians that have got involved. And well,

1078
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Speaker 4: like you said, Will, it is great because the arts

1079
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Speaker 4: throughout this whole pandemic have been forgotten about.

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Speaker 3: The government aren't looking after them too much.

1081
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Speaker 4: So it's great for streaming services like stan to support

1082
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Speaker 4: you guys in this moment.

1083
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Speaker 7: It's honestly been an incredible thing by them because they

1084
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Speaker 7: really become and say we want to help out the

1085
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Speaker 7: comedy industry. And what I love about these shows is

1086
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Speaker 7: it's not just the big name people at the top.

1087
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Speaker 7: They've really invested in some of the rising talent and

1088
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Speaker 7: some of the unknown names that might get a little

1089
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Speaker 7: bit of known out of these shows. So I em

1090
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Speaker 7: very excited to be involved with it, but also Stan,

1091
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Speaker 7: I really appreciate the money.

1092
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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, gat to hear from everybody.

1093
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Speaker 4: Have you will watch it on Saturday,