WEBVTT - Best of 2024 - "Incorporate The Hymen Manoeuvre" 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.760 We get you every morning, every day, Adelaide. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:09.960 I think there was a medical emergency in the studio. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:13.480 I e. I genuinely swallowed something the wrong way and 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:20.159 was choking and hilarious. I have I listen to my 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.360 near death experience and how it all unfolded. 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:26.040 Absolute scenes in the studio, and that is, Jodi. When 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.160 you forgot to chew before you swallowed it, you try 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:28.920 to eat it like a duck. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.240 A bit of sweet potato just lodged in my throat 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.839 and I literally couldn't breathe. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.840 And at that point where I couldn't breathe, you're yelling. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:42.760 Incorporate the hymen maneuver. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:54.880 It's a hormone, isn't it? Isn't that too? I'm confused. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.240 I think we all learned some lessons yesterday. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.240 Yeah, and my favorite thing about you, Andrew Hayes' when 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.400 you make a mistake, God, you double down and you 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:03.280 double down hard. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.040 Okay, injits, it's the home and maneuver. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.960 It's not And just for those playing at home, the 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.840 home maneuver, which I'm sure is an actual thing. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.280 I don't even know that. No, you can imagine how. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.679 Much I don't know that. No, you would be as 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.560 much as you could possibly not know something, Yes exactly? 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:21.800 Is that the only thing you don't know? 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:25.800 That the only thing you repeatedly and infuriatingly get wrong. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.600 Oh my gosh, words, you just cannot get right thirteen 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.600 twenty four to ten. I can't unless I really double 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.800 down and concentrate. I can't say Glen Elg unless I 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.800 really concentrate that. Go again, Glen glen Elg. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:38.399 Yes. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.360 So I've got to stop and really check myself. So 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.120 I just wanted to speak normally in a sentence. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:42.720 I do it. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.640 I do a lot of sample stories and I love 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.520 covering the Tigers, so you'll hear me say the Tigers 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.600 or the Bays a lot instead of Glen Elg. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.440 Right, So okay, quick spot check. Say I'm going down 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:53.680 to Glenelg today. Don't think about it. 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:59.240 I'm going down to Glenelg today. I'm not good with 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.160 l for the first g Glen elk Yeah, right, base 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.880 going down to the Bay. Are you flawless? 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.359 I mean I can use words out of context sometimes 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.239 I don't know, like bought and brought it. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.320 And sometimes we're doing interviews with someone and you'll get 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:20.560 them in the wrong place, and I'll just be in 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.080 the corner twitching because. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.720 I'm not going to correct you in front of someone else. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.080 Get there, and now your brain's like, oh no, I'm 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:27.720 going to make sure that I stuff you up and 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.800 make sure every single time you're using the wrong context 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:30.919 you don't even flip the right one. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.480 So if you bought something, you buy it, but you've 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:35.720 you've brought it, you bring it? 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.880 Is that right? But I can't just do that. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:43.160 It's something in my frontal QUARTETX that says, no, you 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.400 will never get that right. You're never ever in the 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.720 history of your life get brought and brought right in 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.680 the right context without having stopped and going okay, if 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.600 I bought it over what you. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.480 Can't pause a five to ten seconds, make sure you 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.000 get it right. Absolutely, it's a fla. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.919 You've got one or two. I'm not sure I can 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:01.919 top Danilk. 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.840 For years and years and years, I thought it was 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:10.760 hyper bowl. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.000 Ah, do you know what that's That's like the Super Bowl. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.399 Hyper that's a weird word though, hyperbole. 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.079 Yeah, yeah, And I would say hyper bowl and I 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:20.160 would get very embarrassed. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.000 And does anyone actually know what it means? I don't 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.720 think anyone really knows what that word even means. 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.400 Hyperbole I think, isn't it just like to spew out 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.240 like a whole heap of words that sort of you 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:29.280 don't really know the meaning to. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:33.040 What I'm doing right now, I'm hyperbolezing. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:36.920 We are not an intelligent show. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.440 Ten give us an example the words that you just 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:46.080 cannot get right, because everyone's got a word or maybe 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:47.120 few that just trip you up. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.560 Yeah, just let me quickly, don't produce a flack in 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:51.960 here too. You know Levisa, the jewelry shop that's in 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.320 every shopping center right across South Australia. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.320 For years, he thought it was Louisa. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.600 Oh no, in my advance, there's a bit of a 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.800 curve on the V so it looks like a U. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.840 So I thought it was louisahy Is that right? 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.080 A bit of a curve in your brain? 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:06.400 Mate? 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.880 We'll go one for you as well. For the longest time, 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.240 you know the brand unique one. Yeah, that Novak Djokovic 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:14.640 probably made quite fan famous. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:14.920 Yeah. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.680 I never looked at it, but it was Union of Queensland. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:25.239 Did I had the University of Queensland sponsored? 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.880 Novak was like, you didn't go to the Union Queensland. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:29.760 That's so weird. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.920 Four to ten the words that you cannot get right, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.320 or maybe the words that you just always thought were 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:37.920 completely wrong. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:41.800 What a great win for the university system times a 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:42.559 huge cube. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.359 Guys, what is it? 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:45.839 Christie? 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:46.960 Good morning? 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.840 But just before the you two thousand, everyone was like, oh, 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:54.000 it's coming up with the menellium. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.840 I still can't play it. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.080 Oh there were or two bugs already got Christie for 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:00.640 it's even. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.839 Up, Christy, So I think you mean I think you 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:07.640 mean millennium? Yes, but what do you say? 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:08.440 Millennium? 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.520 That's good, just something who doesn't mix the ends and 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:13.960 l's up. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.880 Thank goodness, the millennium has been gone. 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:17.480 Yeah, that's good, thank you. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.600 Let's go to you, Rebecca Hay. 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.400 Okay, let's have a crack at it. What is it? 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:24.320 Okay? 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:25.039 Cruel? 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:26.160 Sorry? 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:27.120 True? 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.320 What are you trying to say? 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.760 Are you trying to say squirrel? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:31.919 Yes? 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.400 Why doesn't Why doesn't your squirrel have an it? Why 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:38.120 is it a quirrel? 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:39.599 I can't do it. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.200 I could do it if I do it, but then 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.359 I feel like an idiot. Okay, well, well, well. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:53.040 Okay, go again. Well you sound like you're on a 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.080 slow my replay school. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.960 So if you were to, for example, say Rebecca, if 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.440 I just said, okay, say this, the squirrel couldn't find 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:06.720 its nuts, go for it. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:13.600 The squirrel can't find it, hopefully just merges into the. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:19.880 Oh, yeah, I done, Rebecca. Thank you, Johnny. Okay, morning, 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:24.520 good morning. Your word is rendezvous? What's what was Johnny? 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:27.840 From Craigmore's interpretation of rendezvous. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:38.160 It used to be rendevers. My partner thought it was 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:38.880 pretty hilarious. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.640 And this is because you can't say rendezvous or did you. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:45.480 Just have no idea? 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:46.599 Yeah? 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:47.799 I had an event at the render. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.760 God, thank you Johnny. 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:54.920 The partner didn't leave. I thought it was funny. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.320 Nice, that's good. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.520 That's good. So I guess we're all in this boat together. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:06:59.880 Yeah. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.880 Words can be tricky, they can really be. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.719 It's all stuff them up together. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:07.000 Yeah, I mean, who hasn't Who hasn't said gelapinos am 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:07.320 I right? 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:08.520 Or jelapanos. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.240 She is one of Australia's funniest comedians. 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.960 People say when the change of life comes for ladies, 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:20.680 get a bit moody, Holy welcome, bash someone to death. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.560 I'm not kidding. Having graced our screens for over two decades, Julia. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.840 He's best known for hosting I'm a Celebrity to get 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:28.760 Me out of Here for almost ten years. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.520 I'm a celebrity, Get Me out of Here. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.680 Fee is the son of Steve and Ha has been 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.920 feeding saltwater crocodiles, leaning. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.280 The water, not. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:43.360 Water spe Now we're just twenty years old and gold 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:44.560 LOGI No'm under his belt. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.240 He's heading into his second season co hosting with Julia. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:52.200 That's what that is about, family, fun, passion, wildlife. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.480 And that's what I'm a celebrities about the forest. 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:57.360 January premier on Channel ten from Celebrity Gets the Year, 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.920 Please welcome Julia Morris and Robert Irwin. 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:06.360 Good morning. Just to peel back Oh you like it? 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:07.160 Good? 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:08.160 Excellent? 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.680 Yeah, I like it. Just to peel back the curtain. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:15.200 We're watching you on a video and we've been watching 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.600 you creepily for the last eight minutes. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:21.280 You two and the genuine really. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:26.640 Kind and nice, the really nice kind interaction that you 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:30.800 two have is lovely. You genuinely enjoy each other's company, 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:31.280 don't you. 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.600 Oh my god, we dove our luck. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.320 Yeah. It just makes everything so much easier. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.000 Plus, I think both of our families at this point too, 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:41.400 like are great mates. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.640 Absolutely. Julia just came. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.040 And hosted the Steve ow And Gala in Brisbane, so 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.080 she's a wildlife worrying through. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:49.880 Can't deny it? 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:50.840 Can I ask you? 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.319 Are you like the rest of us when you're sitting 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:58.680 back watching people eating like bulls testicles? Are you gagging 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:00.000 in your mouth as well? 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:00.440 Yes? 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.480 Oh yeah, you can smell it and see it and 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:04.160 defeel it. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:05.920 And I always on you. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.840 And it's like when we are standing there and the 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.640 and the celebrity is doing that to make our show better. Yes, 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:16.040 it absolutely stinks, but I think that the empathy in 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.760 both of us truly is so hardcore that you also 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.439 want to make that moment stop for them. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:25.439 You know, a bulls testicle or a bull's eyeball? Which 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:25.960 one do you choose? 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:26.199 Oh? 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:27.360 Yeah, which which way? 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.720 Personally neither. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:35.040 All the ways I picked that about you, Julia, I picked. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:38.000 It marriage so I don't have to worry about it. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:39.640 But I can tell you this much. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:47.120 The bag is chewy. The eyeball, you cannot separate. It 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.520 just is like it doesn't stop. And then eventually, if it, 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.959 teeth do make their way through the optic nerve. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:10:01.439 The freaking struggling into your mouth and you can't know 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.800 and then the lens just just like a plug on 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.000 the back of it. 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:09.240 It's so vile that it's. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.320 The natural choice would be like, just give me the eye. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:15.319 It's smaller bag bag only I'll just take. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:15.960 The garden salad. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:21.520 Jez us. I'm going to try to move forward from that. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.160 Let's see how we go. Yeah, what they do say 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:29.880 in the business is too far. Yeah, that's okay. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:35.840 Robert Prince William has just been named the sexiest ball 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.680 man in the world. So you were up close and 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.520 personal with him not so long ago. Can you confirm 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.200 or deny that he's super sexy? 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.199 Well, I can confirm he's a great conservationist. That that 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.880 I can weigh in on. He is a really, really 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.720 incredible person. And you know, I've gotten to have a 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.240 few great conversations with him in the past, but you 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.440 know this this last week for the Airthshop rise in 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.920 Cape Town, I really got a chance to to really 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.520 spend some time with him, you know, go on a 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.320 few hikes and have a couple of really great meetings 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.400 and and Mate, it's it's been it's been an honor. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:14.360 It's been great, So Princess Diana much loved across the globe. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.760 We see so much of her in Prince William. Did 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.920 you see that in his endeavors to try and promote awareness. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:22.079 Absolutely? 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.640 And I think you know, like when whenever you are, 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:31.520 you know, carrying on someone's memory, in someone's spirit and legacy, 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.800 and it can it can be a challenging thing, but 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.120 but you you find your own way to go about it. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.720 I know in my life, you know, of course, throughout everything, 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:44.760 my dad is always ever present in every conversation, and 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.240 so I can sort of relate to that, and you know, 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.199 I'm certain she would be incredibly proud of him, and 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:53.600 and he's he's fighting the good fight, he really is, 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:57.280 so so yeah, he's definitely carries on that that spirit 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.679 and that and that determination for sure. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.400 Did you guys have that discussion about carrying on your 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:03.319 parents legacy? 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:04.360 I think it's just. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:07.959 This sort of unspoken thing. I think anyone who's in 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:11.360 that club is a it's not a fun club to 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:13.559 be in, but there's a lot of us in that club, 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:18.679 and it's this nice, unspoken understanding that you have and 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.560 there's something somehow kind of comforting about it. It's hard 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.280 to explain, but it's special. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.560 So, Julia, his. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.959 Father is very much into the conservation. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:29.559 He truly is. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.200 Yeah, and I've met him as well. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:35.480 And when I shook Charles's hand, I remember shaking his 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:39.760 hand and going, oh, the callouses, Like he's got callous hands. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.240 He's a hard workers like he puts in the work. 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:45.760 He's an incredible gardener, and he's an incredible environmentalists. And 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.360 you know when you meet someone like that, there's all 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.840 the different preconceived notions people have, but from my experience 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:54.199 that I've had, they're hard working people and they're doing 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.320 a lot for our environment. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:56.600 So mate, big points for that. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.480 Yeah, all the best with the show. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.720 We love watching YouTube together on screen there the chemistry 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:02.480 is just electric. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:03.920 So thank you so much for the chat. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.400 Gee, we have fun. Thanks guys. See on the nine eighth, 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:10.160 that's a job. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:14.400 That's a joke. That's a job. Job, a terrible job. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.960 We get you up and about is the aim. Anyway 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.079 we do our best. Yeah, we do it through humor. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:20.520 It's the Monday Morning joke off. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.120 And if you heard the Naughty six forty a short 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.320 time ago, you will understand when I say the Queen 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:26.120 of Kink is back. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:31.000 Okay, last time I offer help on sexual innuando and 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:31.800 advice to you too. 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:33.720 That's a lot of leather for a Monday morning. 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.000 Can you take the mask off for the joke? 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.959 Talking bit says the man wearing some leather chat. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.520 Gosh, Jody's dripping in chains? 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.240 All right, three jokes? Who wants to go first? 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:53.520 An Irish man walks into a library and he says, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.960 fish and chips please. My brain says this is a library. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.560 It goes sorry, fish. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.719 And chips please be. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:10.080 It's gonna be so quiet in a library. Its good. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:16.679 You have to whisper because it's a light. Okay, I 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:17.120 got one. 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:20.960 A man asks his iPhone Siri, why am I single? 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.120 Siri activates front camera. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:29.880 Can you imagine that? 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:33.440 That's brutal? I'm trying to get it? Go on, go again. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:34.760 I'll go one way because. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:38.160 You're under all sorts of just come out of rolls, 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:39.400 out of your slate? What else you got? 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.640 Two donkeys are standing at a roadside. One donkey says, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.600 so shall we cross? And the other donkey says, no way. 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:46.840 Look at what happened to the zebra. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:49.840 Yeah, I like that. 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:54.920 That's clever, It's get good. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.000 Here we go. 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:02.360 So p ignant woman that bumps her head and falls 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:05.040 into a comb, A pregnant woman. When she finally wakes up, 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.800 she's greeted by a nurse. The nurse says, oh, great, 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.120 you're finally back, and the woman says, did I give birth? 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.680 Nurse replies, yes, you gave birth to twins, a boy 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:18.600 and a girl. She says, wow, that's amazing. The nurse replies, 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:22.080 and your brother named them. Woman says, oh, no, but 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:25.560 he's an idiot. What did he name the girl? Nurse 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:29.880 replies Denise. Woman says, oh that's it's quite a nice name. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.640 And what about the boy? What did he name him? 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:34.760 Nurse replied The nephew. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:46.640 Confirmations, good, you win the joker? 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:52.840 What did the like? The little contest? 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.080 This is? Isn't it? 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:55.040 Isn't it gorgeous? 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.320 I promise everyone I'm going to stay calmp Okay, I'm 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:58.560 going to. 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.920 Be so's them this way because you know what, let's 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.600 face it, I'm trailing so horrendously badly. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.600 No, I can't. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.080 I can't make a dan to an impact, So why 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.800 don't know as well as yours? And has fun? 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:10.120 Right? 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:14.200 Is it a two eighty two, fourteen to twenty seven, spuck, 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.720 I just. 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:17.800 Glasses from him. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.320 I'm not going to buy it either, just so you know. Okay, 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.720 you can throw out as much bait as you want. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.880 I am not going to be that little fishy this morning. 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:29.200 Okay, you fishy, fishy fishy. Hey, producers are for the 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:30.240 first time. What's going on here? 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:34.160 The song's song song song our favorite competition here in 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:36.760 the Hazy Show. So three songs, no over hits and 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.400 three backs or kestralized. It's the best of three. You're 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.000 playing for a couple of listeners to win them a 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:44.200 Wallace Cinema family pass. First through this morning with Stacey 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:50.760 from Prospect, who chose Team Jody. Thank you Stace, and 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.440 then on Team Hazy, John Davron Park. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:57.040 Here's Johnny. Hey you there we go, good man. How 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:57.600 are you my friend? 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:58.560 John's first time? 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:04.040 Now I'm on your team? All right? Yes, sort of sledging. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:04.720 I'm going to ignore. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:08.520 That's okay though, because Stacey chose you. Yes, that's nice. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:10.679 Oh so Johnny got a signed Hazy. 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:13.080 Yes you've got the short straw. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:18.000 Yeah, poor poor Johnny. Let's kick straight into it. Song 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:18.640 number one. 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:19.000 Here we go. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:27.600 Yeah, I know what name is your brother, I don't know. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.200 The title the artist. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:33.320 That's the probs. We're we're fully sure. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:44.800 Listen basically, go on sure, men, there's nothing hold me back. 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:46.520 Wow, I'm shocked. 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.480 I thought you'd both get that straight away. 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:54.080 It's from the car, and it's on the car, Johnny, 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:55.040 it's on the cart. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:56.840 I saw it on TV. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:59.840 Can I be honest with you? Joe's and this may 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:03.879 shock you, but I'm not a huge, huge fan of 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:04.520 Shawn Mendes. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.880 Okay, I don't dislike it, but you may not see 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:08.320 me at a SHORW. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:09.080 Mendes concert. 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:10.560 Okay, Okay, that's good to know. 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:12.080 So I don't know if you know me well enough 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:12.600 to know that. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:14.479 But I don't know. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.679 Your musical taste is quite eclectic, and I can never 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:18.320 really pick what. 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:19.320 You do like I'm is that right? 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:20.640 Because I don't know what that word means. 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:24.960 I mean in the but it is the best. That's three. 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:26.800 There's a chance to come back. I think this one's 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:27.320 hard song. 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:29.480 Number two song too. Joey always excels. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:47.359 At Okay, don't don't bite, You're right, shut up. 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:57.240 Too much. 0:18:58.320 --> 0:18:58.600 I know. 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:14.000 Only I'm gonna give you that that was was very good. 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:18.080 Friends. 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:19.520 Friend. 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.399 Hey, so here's the big question. 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:24.879 Here's the massive question. 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.200 And this is a big test, Joes, do we play 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:30.520 the third song? Come on for the thrill of it? 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:31.240