Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Jody gave us a nice fun fact about a song
Speaker 2: called Apata by Rose and Bruno Mars.
Speaker 3: Yesterday.
Speaker 4: Harper wanted to hear the song, so I said, hey,
Speaker 4: Google play the song and it came up as apartment
Speaker 4: and I was like, well, that's not the right song,
Speaker 4: and then my eleven year alswaer to me, Yes, it is,
Speaker 4: because apat is short for you know, when you're short
Speaker 4: an apartment, it's apartment.
Speaker 3: No, when you.
Speaker 4: Shorten apartment, it's like apt. Yeah, so it's meet me
Speaker 4: at the apartment, right, you know what I mean? Okay,
Speaker 4: why do you look so blank?
Speaker 2: Is that the fact?
Speaker 3: That's the fun fact? You guys are jerks, so first.
Speaker 4: And foremost, well, first and foremost, I will say this,
Speaker 4: it's nice to support your co host in what she's
Speaker 4: doing and saying at all times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I call it feedback whatever you want. Don't worry,
Speaker 2: I'll get mine back during Jody's story tomorrow, no doubt
Speaker 2: about that. So, first of all, there was a bit
Speaker 2: of debate about it whether it was actually fun versus
Speaker 2: an actual fact. But then secondly, we're just trying to
Speaker 2: work out if it's even true. So producer Flak, you've
Speaker 2: been doing some research where we are great.
Speaker 5: You're not completely wrong, and I and I actually know
Speaker 5: why You're eleven year old thinks it's apt for apartment because.
Speaker 2: That's half true, thank you, half true.
Speaker 5: The other reason why she doesn't know what it stands
Speaker 5: for is because it's a famous drinking game, which is
Speaker 5: probably a good thing. Arpatar is where you put every
Speaker 5: your hands in the middle in a circle. Someone calls
Speaker 5: out a number and you go, like, let's say it's ten,
Speaker 5: You go one, two, three, four, and hands keep going
Speaker 5: over the top of each other and the one who's
Speaker 5: at the bottom has to take a shot. So it's
Speaker 5: a very much an alcohol driven game, and that's called
Speaker 5: in Korea upatar.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh see, that's what a fun fact is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fun. Great work, Flack, appreciate that. I don't
Speaker 2: know about it. I don't know about you, but we
Speaker 2: should play this. This sounds fun.
Speaker 3: We should play it in an apartment? What is wrong
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 2: Also, Joe's I don't know if we're getting too old,
Speaker 2: but my initial thought as well as I hope they
Speaker 2: have sanitize their hands because there's gashrow getting around in
Speaker 2: the mines gastro spreading.
Speaker 5: That's your takeout as an almost forty year old man.
Speaker 5: Aren't you worried about doing a shot of alcohol?
Speaker 2: Remember when I was fun?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh, still more fun than your fun facts. This is fine.
Speaker 2: I will say this. What at this we could be
Speaker 2: sending you and I made to see Sabrina Carpet and
Speaker 2: Gracie Abrams life in London. Anyone who gets on air
Speaker 2: during the day goes on the standby list. Flights, accommodations
Speaker 2: in London all sorted. It's going to keep it locked
Speaker 2: to Nova. Your father, he's only money, Jody six nothing.
Speaker 2: That time of the morning, each and every morning, at
Speaker 2: about six forty we do this thing called Naughty at
Speaker 2: six forty where we can just sort of get this
Speaker 2: out of our system, that sort of blue risky stuff
Speaker 2: before we straighten up up to seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: What you got for us this morning?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm gonna put you on the spot. What
Speaker 2: is a sex scandal that absolutely rocked you? That makes
Speaker 2: you go, what the absolute?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: I think the Barnaby Joyce one was pretty good? You
Speaker 3: remember that?
Speaker 2: Is that because You're like, who's who's hooking up with
Speaker 2: Barnaby and that big red schnozz.
Speaker 4: Who is saying Barnaby grabbed that cowboy hat and.
Speaker 2: Let's go park the hat. Yeah, let's have a go Barnaby.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. I think the fact that he became a
Speaker 4: father when he was about seventy eight was interesting.
Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, that is interesting as well. Isn't it
Speaker 2: unbelievable saying so I going for you Joe's, which I
Speaker 2: think is going to rock your socks off. Go on
Speaker 2: um and look, this is a sex scandal that potentially
Speaker 2: brings an entire nation to its knees. Oh, Equatorial Guinea
Speaker 2: has been absolutely rocked by a sex tape scanner. Can
Speaker 2: I introduce you to a young man by the name
Speaker 2: of e Bang and Gonga. Yes, his first name is Ebang.
Speaker 2: It makes so much sense, doesn't it. He's the head
Speaker 2: of Equatorial Guineas National Financial Investigation Agency and also key
Speaker 2: bit of information, he's the nephew of president. I'm going
Speaker 2: to have a crack of this Tiodoro and Guma Mbasogo.
Speaker 3: It was said with so much confidence. I'm just going
Speaker 3: to not in spa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you very much he was taking it too.
Speaker 2: Custody on October twenty fifth, as part of a corruption investigation.
Speaker 2: That's Ebang So. Ebang is fifty four years old. He
Speaker 2: was arrested on charges of embezzling public funds and allegedly
Speaker 2: deposing the money in secret Cayman Island bank accounts. Naughty
Speaker 2: Naughty Ebang so. He was detained when dozens of videos
Speaker 2: began to flood social media of the civil servant known
Speaker 2: as Bellow for his good looks, having sex with numerous women.
Speaker 2: This is where it gets interesting, Jodes. The women who
Speaker 2: allegedly consented to being filmed included his brother's wife, the
Speaker 2: president's cousin and sister, the police chief's wife, and spouses
Speaker 2: of more than twenty government minister boy oh boy. E
Speaker 2: Bang's being busy and I'll tell you what. He doesn't
Speaker 2: care who's doing. Yeah, that's right. If you're a woman
Speaker 2: in Equatorial Guinea, you're probably shacking up with Ebanks.
Speaker 4: Watch also something your best Ricky Martin work there by
Speaker 4: the way, Thank you, well done.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to let that go through really quick.
Speaker 2: Ricky still existed there, we are so others on e
Speaker 2: bangs list included some of the most deva and influential
Speaker 2: single women in the country, and some of the videos
Speaker 2: were filmed in e Bang's office, with one showing him
Speaker 2: having sex next to the country's flag. It oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Equatorial Guineas government rushed to stop the viral spread of
Speaker 2: the X rated videos, which are estimated to number anywhere
Speaker 2: between one hundred and fifty to four hundred across platforms
Speaker 2: such as WhatsApp. Oh my reckon.
Speaker 4: We got to video number seventy five and thought, I
Speaker 4: really should pull up stumps here. This is not going
Speaker 4: to be good if I get caught and he's like, nah,
Speaker 4: screw it.
Speaker 2: Literally, yeah, screw it, keeps screwing it. That's where he bangs.
Speaker 2: But also, Equatorial Guinea, small nation. At what stage does
Speaker 2: e Bang go, Well, that's an entire nation. I've banged everyone.
Speaker 2: And also if if you're an Equatorial Guinea and you're
Speaker 2: a man and you have a sister, a wife, a mother,
Speaker 2: chances are she's been banged by Ebang. So there you go.
Speaker 2: Watch out how that goes. Jos I hot your socks off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it actually really did.
Speaker 2: Makes Barnaby Joyce look like a pussy cat.
Speaker 3: I love the bankers.
Speaker 4: This is our roles, your opportunity, folks, if you're listening
Speaker 4: this morning to choose the music that you want to
Speaker 4: hear to kick off your Friday, right, all you have
Speaker 4: to do is when you hear the song selection that
Speaker 4: you'd like to hear played back, then.
Speaker 3: Just jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page and
Speaker 3: cast your vote.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a very contest as well, and there is
Speaker 2: a winner at the end of the year, some sort
Speaker 2: of trophy will we awarded to the Battle of the
Speaker 2: Banks champion. Right now it is twenty one to eighteen,
Speaker 2: and you won't be sitting there for the first time thinking, well,
Speaker 2: oh Joe, he's got a solid leak. You were leading
Speaker 2: by about seven or eight at once. Dage mostgra I'm
Speaker 2: charging home, that's right.
Speaker 4: I took my foot off the pedal for a bit,
Speaker 4: but I'm firmly planting it to the floor. With today's selection, which,
Speaker 4: of course, we have a theme each week, and the
Speaker 4: theme this week because it's going to be thirty four
Speaker 4: degrees today and in the thirties for the next couple
Speaker 4: of days.
Speaker 3: Sometimes come early, folks.
Speaker 2: You have caught it early summer theme yep makes sense,
Speaker 2: doesn't it? Yep?
Speaker 3: Do you want to go first?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll go first. And it just sort of makes
Speaker 2: sense as soon as you hear the words, doesn't it.
Speaker 6: When the pimps in the grip drop it like it's hard,
Speaker 6: drop it like it's hard.
Speaker 2: Drop it like it's try to get it to fuck
Speaker 2: it like it's hot. Theme there is hard, like it's
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's pretty mazing, like it's just a
Speaker 2: good it might be Snoop Dogg's best Chuck Parrell in
Speaker 2: there as well. It doesn't get much better there.
Speaker 4: Because they so in the space twenty seconds, He's just
Speaker 4: said drop it like it's hot fourteen times, and yet
Speaker 4: you still feel the need to man's to everybody, to
Speaker 4: everybody that the theme was hot.
Speaker 2: I'm just explained to people like myself. You need a
Speaker 2: lot of assurance as to what's going on sometimes, so
Speaker 2: I can't do it because it's a visual thing. But
Speaker 2: I would be using soft puppets to explain to myself.
Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg, drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can explain it everyone.
Speaker 3: How mine fits into the themes now?
Speaker 4: I feel like because mine's a bit of Nelly, which
Speaker 4: was the soundtrack to The two thousands.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Why do you Jesus song?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do?
Speaker 2: Why to Jesus song?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Why I see you?
Speaker 2: Hot him? Here? Well done? What's represhing about this? Usually
Speaker 2: the bow that you draw with some of your songs. No,
Speaker 2: I've got to link it to the theme is quite incredible.
Speaker 4: I know, but I've just I couldn't think of one
Speaker 4: this week, so I've just gone very very basic hot
Speaker 4: in her with a couple of hours.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, and no, we please get voting right now
Speaker 2: at Jodi and Hazy on Instagram. Winning song will be
Speaker 2: revealed round about this time tomorrow at eight o'clock twenty
Speaker 2: one to eighteen. I need another win to stay long.
Speaker 2: We're running out of week.
Speaker 3: Comes so desperate, please everybody. Hey, no, remember I don't know.
Speaker 2: I said, no, if you like puppies, voke from a song.
Speaker 3: If you like the women, you've also gone.
Speaker 4: If you like.
Speaker 2: Women, vote for my song, I said, if you are
Speaker 2: a woman, or you have any sort of respect for women,
Speaker 2: vote for my song. And that really didn't turn out
Speaker 2: well for me.
Speaker 3: No, really didn't.
Speaker 2: If you like my song better than Jody's vote for Martin.
Speaker 2: That's all awesome.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm saying, if you like mine better than this,
Speaker 4: I was going to call you a P word.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what and it wasn't Peanut a proprietor of.
Speaker 3: Excellent exactly.
Speaker 1: Celebrating normal dads of Adelaide doing hot things. Jody and
Speaker 1: Hazes Hot Dads of Adelaide calendar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe's it's a calendar Jody and Hazes Hot Dads
Speaker 2: of Adelaide in conjunction with the Avatars Foundation Kid's Appeal.
Speaker 2: It's for a very very good cause, it is.
Speaker 4: Indeed, and I tell you what, most of the boys haven't.
Speaker 4: It's taken too much encouraging to get the shirts off
Speaker 4: for the hot Dads of Adelaide. But it's not just
Speaker 4: about the rig, is it. It's about normal dad's doing
Speaker 4: hot things. So we're incorporating themes into each and every month.
Speaker 2: Yes, and look off on the start, we thought, look,
Speaker 2: we'll get a bunch of these dads, but also we
Speaker 2: like to get at least one sort of celebrity, do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hugh Jackman unavailable,
Speaker 2: So we thought, if it's not Hugh Jackman, then who
Speaker 2: could have possibly be who's almost like a stunt double
Speaker 2: for Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 4: Well, my mind goes immediately to the great Tom rad.
Speaker 6: Well, they got me in because I was the next
Speaker 6: most puff maybe even slightly more than Hugh Jackman, just
Speaker 6: missed out on Wolverine. So yeah, here I am, oh perfect,
Speaker 6: doing it for everyone out there, doing it for the kids.
Speaker 3: You are, yeah, exactly, Tom, would you like.
Speaker 4: To be involved in our hot Dad's of Adelaide calendar?
Speaker 4: And my second part to the question is is what's
Speaker 4: something that you do that your beautiful wife Sarah goes,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my heart's racing.
Speaker 6: She's still looking for that thing, I think. But I
Speaker 6: can make it a decent coffee. So maybe a bit
Speaker 6: of a barwister, you know, that's my kind of thing.
Speaker 6: Just generally looking pretty good around the household.
Speaker 2: That's you know, that's very very it's a real shirtless
Speaker 2: operators around the house. Did you know what Tom does?
Speaker 2: That absolutely dry? At my god, what course of steroids
Speaker 2: are you? Because you are I'm not human.
Speaker 3: I tell you what.
Speaker 4: I played a game of indoor mixed nep Or with
Speaker 4: Tom Wren last night and I didn't know that was
Speaker 4: what was underneath the shirts.
Speaker 2: Oh my, what an absolute beast upon a beast. So
Speaker 2: a picture of this Joe's I mean, you've got that big.
Speaker 2: This is a man who also plays the trumpet. Yes,
Speaker 2: maybe I should do it shirtless? Oh my, is a
Speaker 2: trumpet or trombone? Was it trumpet? Isn't that trumpet?
Speaker 3: He tastes the trumpet?
Speaker 2: Did you know that plays the trumpet?
Speaker 6: So get that in the calendar. Is that a good idea?
Speaker 6: How much long is his interview going to go for it?
Speaker 6: I think I'm really embarrassing myself now with this.
Speaker 4: I don't know, introducing mister July with his trumpet. Tom Ray,
Speaker 4: that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you're in then.
Speaker 6: Yeah, breakfast radio has reached new heights this morning.
Speaker 2: You already congratulated. Thanks guys, great to be a part
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Genuinely speechless.
Speaker 7: You need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know now.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today?
Speaker 1: To know just what you need to know?
Speaker 3: What you need to know?
Speaker 2: What you need to know today? Sometimes what you need
Speaker 2: to know is Jody's fun facts can be a little underwhelming.
Speaker 3: That's not it is it's not it's interesting.
Speaker 4: When you shorten apartment, it's a pet right, So ARP
Speaker 4: day is meet me at the apartment.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't ask me for fun facts anymore.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a fact. I just thought I was fun.
Speaker 4: It is fun because there are people out there in
Speaker 4: Adelaide who are going what is song about?
Speaker 2: But there are people in their Adelaide who have just
Speaker 2: got out of their cars. Well thet it going to work?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, will you come up with a fun
Speaker 4: song fact tomorrow and see if you can beat mine?
Speaker 2: Then all right, we've mo see how we go. Thank
Speaker 2: draft was last night first round at least Yes, which
Speaker 2: was very very interesting for Adelaide supporters because they took
Speaker 2: sid Draper South Adelaid products. They're going to keep it local,
Speaker 2: which is nice.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of chat about whether they're going
Speaker 4: to go local product or a pretty damn decent talent
Speaker 4: from Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So we went local, which is good.
Speaker 2: We did, and that guy is Harvey Length to the
Speaker 2: Victorian kid. He went the next pick yeah, technically two
Speaker 2: picks later for the next pick was Ashcroft, which was
Speaker 2: a Father Sun selection. So good to see the Crows
Speaker 2: keeping it local because that's the big fear do they
Speaker 2: go home after a couple of years if they're from Victoria.
Speaker 4: So now Marcus Ashcroft has two kids at Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Here's two kids at will insanely good at football.
Speaker 3: Isn't that nuts? How can you produce two kids that
Speaker 3: are so good at football?
Speaker 2: Moll Scott CAMPERRELLI did it as well. Boys, you're going
Speaker 2: to get father son today.
Speaker 3: They that's cool, Yeah, really cool. Yeah, right, okay, I
Speaker 3: have a question for you.
Speaker 4: So these days everything's filmed, and so when someone gets drafted,
Speaker 4: the natural reaction from all the mates is just to
Speaker 4: go absolutely coco bananas and jump on top of them
Speaker 4: and give noogies and like push them around. It's such
Speaker 4: a boy thing to do in the playground, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Like what?
Speaker 2: It's amazing. I think it's changed. I think back in
Speaker 2: the day, early days, it was very very professional and
Speaker 2: I feel like the youngsters didn't know how to react. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you've seen some of the videos during the rounds yesterday,
Speaker 2: Cane Horns put his one on, yeah and almost like
Speaker 2: so straight laced, there's a bit of emotion. They hugged
Speaker 2: and everything. Now the kids are like hanging from the
Speaker 2: ceiling on the ceiling fan jumping across naked tires around
Speaker 2: their head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I almost think, don't injure him.
Speaker 3: You've just been drafted.
Speaker 4: Don't mess it up with he's draft announcement by like
Speaker 4: giving him a knee injury or something.
Speaker 2: His motes like congratulations and then jumps into his neck.
Speaker 2: Good stuff. You have access to the best physios in Australia.
Speaker 3: You're fine, exactly.
Speaker 2: So just listen to just how progressive it gets in
Speaker 2: terms of celebration with some of these picks. It's actually
Speaker 2: quite professional early on, and then the later the picks get,
Speaker 2: the looser.
Speaker 7: Gets Adelaide sid Drake.
Speaker 2: Richmond have selected Sam Waller.
Speaker 7: From Pig eleven, Melbourne select Xavier with picked ten killed
Speaker 7: to select Alex Taru from the Hips same pound and
Speaker 7: the Warrigal Blues Junior Football.
Speaker 2: Club can confirm that Savor Lindsay, who was picked up
Speaker 2: at number eleven for the Melbourne Demons, will be starting
Speaker 2: on the injury list. He has a broken arm, a
Speaker 2: broken leg and a twisted neck. Thanks fellas, Thanks guys,
Speaker 2: appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Please are really happy for me. Oh my god, now
Speaker 3: I can't play football.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's what you need to know.