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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to our next guest.

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Speaker 2: Our next guest is a beloved radio host, a live comedian,

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Speaker 2: generally fabulous, and has been raising some very concerning questions

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Speaker 2: about his stable of pets. I adopted a baby elephant.

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Speaker 2: He's four years old. I've named him boyfriend to match

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Speaker 2: my dog's named girlfriend. I'm sure it's all above board.

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Speaker 3: Let's find out from our next guest, Joel. Two nights

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Speaker 3: only tonight tomorrow night. You can see him live. You

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Speaker 3: can get tickets for Joel Cresey's Little Comedy Concert through

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Speaker 3: oz Tech's Joel Hello job.

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Speaker 4: Well, oh guys, it's been a situation.

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Speaker 3: Joey situation or situation no sit six situation.

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Speaker 4: He stood us up?

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Speaker 5: No, okay, so he's told us he's lost his phone,

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Speaker 5: but he sent the message that he'd lost his phone by.

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Speaker 3: Textsits executive producer Brodie. Has he slept in You've had

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Speaker 3: communication with Joel this morning.

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Speaker 6: We have had contact. He lost his phone.

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Speaker 1: It has been now been located. How did he make

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Speaker 1: contact with.

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Speaker 2: You by text message?

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Speaker 1: Is it on his phone? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So what we're going to do because he's not here?

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Speaker 6: There's holes in this story, isn't there.

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Speaker 4: You know what I've told Bad lives before.

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Speaker 3: I was about to say, out of any show that's

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Speaker 3: guilty of lying to get out of something.

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Speaker 1: It's us, it's us, and we're.

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Speaker 5: Very How many times has your child fallen off the trampoline?

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Speaker 1: We don't even have a trampoline.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and so you haven't been able to do meetings?

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Speaker 5: All right, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. What

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Speaker 5: we're going to do because Joel Crees is not here,

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Speaker 5: call us and tell us your best joke.

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Speaker 6: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Get the joke book out and call us.

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Speaker 6: And surprises.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I've got heap surprises, tickets.

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Speaker 6: To footy matches and stage yeah, Curtsey the AFL Yeah

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Speaker 6: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: I would text off the part phone your best words joke.

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Speaker 6: I think I think he's got the guilts and called through.

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Speaker 4: No, don't put him on, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Put him on, Joe, Joel, I still love you.

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Speaker 4: I'm not interesting, don't put him on.

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Speaker 2: Okay. First of all, I was messaging off my laptop

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Speaker 2: because Jack suggested I use they called find my Phone,

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Speaker 2: which I didn't even know existed.

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Speaker 1: You're not used to the tracking apps. I find that

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Speaker 1: hard to believe.

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Speaker 4: So where are you?

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Speaker 2: Grinder and Sniffies a little bit different. I'm just cussing

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Speaker 2: the crown. Now, does anyone need a coffee?

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Speaker 4: We've got people calling in to tell us their best Laurence.

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Speaker 6: He's really off you, Joel.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to know your best joke, Joel.

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Speaker 1: Lauren had one for you this morning. Patch it to Joe.

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Speaker 1: Here we go because I was mentioning, Joel.

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Speaker 3: I heard you yesterday afternoon with Ricky, Lee and Tim

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Speaker 3: and you were saying you do crowd work.

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Speaker 1: Right about it?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to do crowd work at my shows because

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Speaker 2: I don't only talk to the crowd. It's about me.

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Speaker 2: I'm like a snake. I'm more scared of him than

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Speaker 2: they are.

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Speaker 6: Lauren's trying to remember it's about currency.

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Speaker 4: What did fifty do when he was hungry?

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming the word eight was involved, but you know

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Speaker 2: you got eight? That is, Lauren. You're so funny, you're

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Speaker 2: so talented. I know it's brilliant.

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Speaker 5: I know our resident comedian had a turned up one.

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Speaker 5: Are you just ruined? How does the butcher introduce his wife?

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Speaker 5: How meet Patty?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Is that the kind of gear will be getting from show?

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Speaker 6: So we found the phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I found the phone. Look, i'm moving, how so

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Speaker 2: need the whole miss? And you placed anything anywhere and

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Speaker 2: it ends up in a box, And then I did

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Speaker 2: find my phone. I'm now about to pull into the

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Speaker 2: car park at work beneath you guys.

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Speaker 5: All right, well we'll take some jokes and see if

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Speaker 5: you can make it into the.

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Speaker 6: Studio eighteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: Joe, how concern? How concern were you about your phone

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Speaker 3: being missing? With God only knows what's on?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I know, well, I mean that photo gallery. It

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Speaker 2: would be scar you for live careers destroying. Would you say,

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Speaker 2: I'm not career make him career making. I'll think it

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Speaker 2: might pivot me into other industries. You know I hear

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Speaker 2: pay quite well.

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Speaker 1: Joe Gracie joint us on the air.

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Speaker 3: All right, Kylie, we're finishing with your best gear this morning.

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Speaker 1: Best jokes.

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Speaker 4: I'm on Kylie from Deer Park.

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Speaker 1: See if you can. I'll already car.

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Speaker 6: What's a bar? It's favorite letter?

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Speaker 4: What are your own? Me?

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Speaker 3: You're on the air with Jason Lauren. Clint's here as well,

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Speaker 3: Joe Cracy just in time.

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Speaker 2: Well, good morning, I'm sorry, Hello, gorgeous. Have you seen

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Speaker 2: the video of what I have to do to get

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Speaker 2: out of the car park in my new place as well.

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Speaker 2: Another reason that's held me up. I texted to your

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Speaker 2: producer what I have to do? It's pretty rock and roll.

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Speaker 2: Is I drive my car into a little lift and then.

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Speaker 4: The game you got the ones that go up and down.

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 2: The gate closes on then on either side and then

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Speaker 2: look at this. It goes down onto a turntable which

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Speaker 2: I rock and roll pushed around myself. It's my electric,

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Speaker 2: pretty glamorous. Look at that.

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Speaker 1: It's your electric.

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Speaker 4: You have to push the turn.

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Speaker 3: Do you know, like a did you send this video

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Speaker 3: to a producer? I did on your phone that was

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Speaker 3: lost and that's why you were like that was that was?

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Speaker 2: That was in the cow whilst in the lift. So

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Speaker 2: I wasn't driving.

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Speaker 4: Have you gone red?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: Oh straw?

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Speaker 2: It's a little bit dark, you know? I just I

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Speaker 2: was over the brook from the prop side.

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Speaker 6: I'm very stressed. I was going to call out.

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Speaker 2: On air by Melbourne's number one show, Jason Lauren with

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Speaker 2: Clint stonaway. I was very nervous.

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Speaker 4: He was so nervous and running so late. He had

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Speaker 4: time to stop.

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Speaker 2: From coffee yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Old coffee from Coffee.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I just put it in the fridge. You know,

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Speaker 2: I like to recycle am Eco.

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Speaker 1: I often see him at the shops on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Well, I do love to thrift.

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Speaker 6: But do you want to judge our joke competition?

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Speaker 2: I've got one for you. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is it appropriate?

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Speaker 2: I just wrote it for you, I spoke it's appropriate

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Speaker 2: for breakfast of course, mate?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 2: Do you want it?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: What to do?

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Speaker 2: What? Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau they're supposedly dating. Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What what is it that they have in common?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 2: They both peaked in twenty thirteen in Frankston The truest.

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Speaker 3: Johe Cracie is doing his comedy concerts Orry Little Comedy

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Speaker 3: Concert two nights only tonight tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Tickets from oz Tiic's You got a gag for him?

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Speaker 1: What do you got?

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Speaker 5: Go?

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Speaker 1: Bell?

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Speaker 4: Bell a?

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Speaker 2: How do you give a goga bone?

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Speaker 5: How?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 4: That was better than mine?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: Xavier from Williamstown take it away?

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Speaker 2: How do you make a bull table? Laugh? Howick? Clickball?

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Speaker 6: Theme?

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Speaker 4: He don't have to be about you, said testing.

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Speaker 2: It's also International Girlfriend Day.

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Speaker 4: Girlfriend is in your dog?

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Speaker 2: Or well it should be, but no girlfriends in general.

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Speaker 2: But I will be bringing my dog into the building.

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Speaker 6: How are you celebrating?

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Speaker 2: How do you think that'll go down with the bosses?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm doing it.

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Speaker 4: What do we say? It's better to beg for forgiveness

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Speaker 4: than ask for permission?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's somewhere Live.

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Speaker 1: My life for anxiety or something.

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Speaker 4: You reckon society are talking about your dog because the

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Speaker 4: support dog support put a little yellow lead on it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Roger that by the way, there's no bosses in

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Speaker 5: the building in Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: We run our own rast.

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Speaker 2: I know it's all especially at four pm and I'm

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Speaker 2: on all right, dad, watch your gag, Joel.

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Speaker 3: I want you to love this because I want to

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Speaker 3: go to your show.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Okay, look, I.

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Speaker 6: Know it.

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Speaker 4: Does it start with.

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Speaker 1: To kill her?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a wonderful drag queen in Melbourne called Tequila

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Speaker 2: smocking Bird. She's great.

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Speaker 1: Can Debby have tickets to the show?

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Speaker 2: Of course, Debbie, you know fifty of the closest friend.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being that is it?

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Speaker 1: We are getting out of here job, good luck for

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm just going to stay around do you

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Speaker 4: want to stay on there till four?

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Speaker 2: When you're on it, why not take the day off.

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Speaker 1: Mel Shoe and Melts are with you throughout the day.

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Speaker 4: Today, we love you John.

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Speaker 6: On Big Brother Meltresena is hosting All the Reality Because

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Speaker 6: you're a reality TV show guy.

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Speaker 2: I want to do Celebrity Apprentice.

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Speaker 1: Oh that would be good.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Gets wear power suits, gotcha say things like bye bye byeel.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day. Everyone, have a horrific weekend. We

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Speaker 1: will see my Name by

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Speaker 5: Lauren wake Out feeling good following them on the Socials.