WEBVTT - Is Your Hobby Making You Less Attractive?! 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:07.520 Get you the way morning every day, adelaides. It could 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:10.040 be so hard for men these days, Joe's to know 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:11.920 exactly what is attracting a mate. 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:13.320 It's tricky, it's. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:18.520 So Apparently after a survey of over eight hundred women 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:21.040 to rate how attractive, they found seventy four different hobbies 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.600 in men, and the results might make you rethink your 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.520 plans on the weekend. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.440 All right, boys, listen up, what have you got? 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:27.320 Chad's okay? 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:31.440 So women gravitated towards hobbies that show creativity, emotional intelligence, 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.320 and curiosity. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:33.440 So we're talking things. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:34.159 What else. 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:41.000 We're talking things like reading, learning foreign languages, are playing 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.360 an instrument tick for. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:50.360 You, cooking massive our woodworking is up there. We didn't 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:55.080 see that coming. And one of the surprise ones is archery. 0:00:55.680 --> 0:01:00.240 It's really archery. Sorry but third e three four ten 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.800 or four double nine nine? Is there a lady out 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:06.000 there is like, oh gosh that the archery. Well he's 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:06.399 got me. 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:09.680 Well they really get around it in the park lands. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.880 Have you seen the little a little archers? It's so popular. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.400 I often wonder that if I'm running, like what if 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:19.479 you just got a rogue archer that goes and all 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:20.759 of a sudden, I got an er in the back 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:21.360 of the head. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:25.319 Because the running track runs behind the target that when 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:26.320 I walk around. 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.280 There, that's not sexy? Is it not? Arrow to the 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.080 back of the head. No, thanks, it's. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:30.440 Not about it. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.360 I was just on a casual roll around the uniloop 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:34.399 next minute bank. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.720 So you say, speaking of foreign language and playing an 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:43.600 instrument is sexy. Imagine if you could do this? Oh 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:49.320 my god, be hitting all the buttons. All right, what 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.840 about some of the least attractive things? Ready to go 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:57.400 hit me? The least attractive hobby to women is manisphere. 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.600 Manisphere just in general. That's that's like Andrew, isn't it. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:01.640 Yeah, that's just. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:02.560 An absolute piggory. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:06.360 That's searching up sort of misogyny online. You know. That's 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.160 sort of those sorts of podcasts and thanks. That's that, 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:09.680 ain't it. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:15.160 That's an awful hobby. Followed by this as a hobby, gambling, okay, hobby, 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:19.200 and also pornography. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.280 You can't put that in the hobby column, can you do? 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:28.480 It's not a hobby about folks. But I'm a pornography enthusiast. Hey, ladies, 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.760 come see my pornography collection. It's pretty it's pretty wild. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:33.320 Do you know what else is on the list? And 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.200 I hate this? Cigars? What is it with you men? 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.040 Late in the night they just think, let's crack open 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:39.560 a cigar. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:40.840 Jeez, who's on that? 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.880 I don't know. I've seen it and I just thought, yuck, yuck. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.720 I love the taste of cigars, but if I ever 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.320 have a cigar, then it stays with me. I think 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.240 it stays in your system and your skin, in your hair. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.200 It feels like for weeks and weeks, and if I 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.399 smoke a cigar, I am so hung over the next day. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.240 It knocks your out. Yeah, okay, so lonely that night too. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.880 You won't go and know with anyone, not even your wife. 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:07.640 Cigar. Let's talk about it, Lord, because boy oh boys, 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:14.119 she's done something quite outrageous. Quite the publicity stunted, would seem. Joke. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:17.120 SAMs have been left divided over Lord's artwork for her 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:18.560 latest album. 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.040 Called Virgin What a hairy situation. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:30.560 Is essentially done is on the cover is what appears 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.840 to be a close up photo of her pubic area. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:38.800 Oh wow, which is made visible a very very transparent, 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:39.680 clear set of pants. 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.280 Can I just say on those pants? As well. They're 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:46.160 clearly see through plastic pants. And can I say, from 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.320 my experience when I used to go out wearing sea 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.360 through plastic pants, awful for breathing, like awful for you 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.000 bits to breathe? 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.160 Did you ever get refused entry to the Marble Bar 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:56.520 and you see through plastic. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.560 Pants only once? But that was because I had didn't 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.520 have a shirt on. So when you turn up to 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.720 the Marble Bar with no short and clear plastic pants, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.280 it's a big red flag for the Marble Bar establishment. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.240 There's just a couple of things here to really download. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.080 I don't know, well, first of we don't know if 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.560 actually if it is her, we don't. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:19.400 Know well, who knows. There's no confirmation that it belongs 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:20.080 to her Lord. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.680 But the other thing I'm concerned about because she's not 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:29.520 over sort of what's the word manicured? What if those 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:30.719 hairs get caught in the zipper. 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.360 That's a great question, Joes, I was thinking it. Thank 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.279 you for expressing it. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:34.800 Ol. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:40.240 Yes, she doesn't breathe, and also there's problems with the zipper. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.320 Yeah, it's an extraordinary album cover. I don't I'm not 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.440 sure if Lord needs to do it. She's got absolute 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:46.840 bangers on. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:49.440 She needs to First of all, we need to get 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.640 the bottom as to like you said, is it actually Lord's. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.880 But also that's also I feel like one day she 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:57.200 might want to maybe have kids. Who's to say, I 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.479 don't know, she may want you, she may not, but 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.760 they're gonna look at her old album covers and go 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:03.920 that's month's mom. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:08.080 This is this huge case. Oh god, what was I think? 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:08.400 It was? 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:08.799 A moment? 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:17.400 Was a moment easy, forty, love less. What comes with 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.960 turning forty comes wisdom and I'll see you this much 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.760 for free Joe's. I've learned some stuff across the journey. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.800 Here is something that I experienced when I was nineteen 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.440 years old, when I was living in Sydney at the time. Yes, never, 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.920 and I repeat, folks that never do a U turn 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:34.960 on the Sitney Harbor Bridge. It will rarely end. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:39.960 Well, okay, so talk us through this unmitigated disaster, please. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:40.279 Well. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:41.840 I think I was just thinking the moment too much, 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:43.279 but I was. I think I was going from north 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:44.680 Over to the other side and I was like, no, no, no, 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.039 I need to be somewhere else. So in a quick moment, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.200 it was pretty early in the morning, there was no traffic, 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.920 did a U turn on the Harbor Bridge and out 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:57.799 of nowhere? Whoa another time? Nine hundred bucks, nine hundred 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.280 dollars fine for a nineteen year old. So that was 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.120 back in two thousand seven. I can only imagine if 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.200 you did that right now. Yes, they'd almost throw you 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.120 in jail. And I don't know if there's barriers in 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:07.200 the middle now as well. Yeah, but they used to 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:07.919 not be barriers. 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:08.960 Okay, well that's on them. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.080 So an absolute idiot in like a nineteen ninety beat 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.279 up Ford Falcon did a U turn on the Sydney 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:19.679 Harbor Bridge and understand and lead nine hundred dollars later 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:23.000 and a very valuable life lesson which now I have 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.440 the wisdom of sharing and putting onto others. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:27.400 Let's be honest, how many fines do you think you 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.440 would have accumulated. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:29.360 Over the journey? 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:32.480 Well got one the other day for being on my phone. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.320 So have we learned our lessons that we should have? 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.520 It would seem not no. Also, the basis of what 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.960 I say for these life lessons is don't do what 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:43.880 I did. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.960 Yes, absolutely, Remember the other day when were driving home 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:48.160 from Flays and I called you and I was like, 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:50.520 do not get a fine? There's a speed camera on 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:51.320 Anzac Highway. 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.880 I say to you, Yeah, what about that though? So 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.520 I slowed down because I was speaking to you on 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.800 the phone. I got done by the mobile detection. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.839 This is a headline you don't want to hear if 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:07.880 your child is in daycare, preschool, gune in lunch box. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:08.360 Yeah. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.880 Can I just say straight from the top, feels pretty American, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.720 doesn't it? It certainly does feels real American. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.840 An investigation is underway after a child in the Clark County, Washington, 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.720 brought a firearm to a day care facility. So this 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.760 incident occurred just a week ago, with daycare stuff finding 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.080 the weapon in a lunchbox before nine am. Clark County 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:36.320 officials say it sounds like a parent somehow inadvertently left 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.440 a gun in their child's lunchbox the daycare. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:40.920 The parent then came and peted it all. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:44.200 That's responsible, good stuff. Of course, of course, couldn't get 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.000 there till after lunch, But that's okay, that's okay. It 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:49.280 happened so often that no one was really that alarmed. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.520 Who hasn't left a gun next to your kids fruit 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.480 box and elsmbar, you know what I mean. 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.960 And like in this country, where we sometimes misplace our keys, 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.040 the Americans missed place their guns. Yes, Oh, it's always 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.600 in a place where you least suspect. 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:06.600 His lunchbox. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.080 His lunchbox again, man. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:09.240 Do you know? 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.680 I have a friend who's a nurse and it was 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.080 her job to go and check on babies when they've 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.000 bought little kids. And she told me that quite often 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.440 in certain households she would walk into the launde room 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:26.520 and say, okay, do you please mind removing the gun 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:27.520 from the kitchen table. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.040 Wow, very much, it's from casual setting. 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:34.040 On other occasions it was do you please mind removing 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.360 that boond because otherwise I'm going to have to report 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.280 that to my bosses and it's going to be really ugly. 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:41.600 Foo on the kitchen bench. Yeah, it's quite the eyesore. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:45.000 Just ultimate ultimate in neglectful parent. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:46.880 Yeah that's good, isn't it. I like as well that 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.960 most doubt. I've got no doubt that the follow up 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:52.000 conversation with the daycare was as well, that the parents 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.240 caught up and said, oh gosh, well that makes sense 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.080 as well. When I tried to shoot someone with a 0:08:56.080 --> 0:09:00.120 milo bar and it didn't work. Just a little swapperoo. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.320 As it always come back to Milo bars with you. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:06.880 So I've said this since and that is hugs not drugs. Ok, 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.240 it's our model. It is absolutely our moder We always 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.320 said that, haven't you Now you can make money for it. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.880 What about the story about Missy Robinson. She's one of 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:19.040 the rise in professional cuddlers, largely women. They offer paper 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.760 hour cuddles to those needing a little bit of tl C. 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:24.559 Show want to be a pro cuddler R. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.600 There is a level of intimacy during the session. We 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.679 might watch a t this is her by the way, 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.400 we might watch TV or a movie. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:33.400 They might fall asleep. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:35.400 Most of the time, it's just them talking about what's 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.000 going on in their lives. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.839 There's a few rules let me run through them. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:45.960 As part of the pre cuddle agreement, your private bits 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.520 and your boobies are to be covered at all times 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:52.040 and they are strictly off limits for the touching. Any 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.559 sort of arousal is ignored or covered with a pillow 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.840 and cuddling therapists say that cuddle has to be stopped 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.559 for a little while until the man comes down. 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:09.080 So the man's and going, this is nice, this is nice. Well, 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:15.760 it's too nice. Time out, Darren, time out, No more 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.360 cuddling for you. Five minutes you've come down here. He's nice, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:32.600 back Darren. What a beautiful, wholesome game we play each 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.640 and every week called songs, a song, song, song, a 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.120 bunch of songs, orchestra last weak. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.079 To get him for some listeners, nobody can throwback, So 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.320 away we go. Victoria from Evanston Park. You're on my 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:42.199 team this week. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.480 Yeah, if we had the truth, I'd always choose you. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.200 That's such a beautiful life. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:54.520 Thanks Victoria, and playing a hazy take it Williamstown. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.440 Good morning, good morning, rather hazy playing. 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.959 For you trying. We're a tight little team taking nowhere 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:00.360 about that? 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:01.880 All right, guys on. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.840 The line this week at two hundred fifty dollars cocoa 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.319 back black about you if you don't mind. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.160 This is a lot of yummy chocolate. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.319 Yes, but don't take that ahead of world chocolate. That 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.120 all right? That it's good to go. Feeling anxious yep, no, 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.600 it don't be like that. Come on, just feel the 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.439 vibe of it all Okay, first song, we've got a 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:44.600 guess that talk casualize best the three camera. Oh my gosh, 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.160 how much time can we sit here for? You got 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:48.400 to get to the news that eight by the. 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.559 Way, Yeah, do you want to hear it? 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:56.480 Hang on, no, not yet. I think I know. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:11:59.920 Johnny. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:04.480 It's some who knew by. 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:11.360 Pink that out of your absolute bumm. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.680 You have all that out of your bum Jody wild 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:19.800 happens very very very sharp. Not sharp in terms of 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.520 how you got it. We'll sort of sitting here for 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.040 a good two to three minutes. But well done. Did 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.080 you have it? I k you was pink trying to 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:29.720 find the title. Yeah, well done? All right, second song, 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:30.800 Jode's to wrap it up? 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:41.480 Here we go, Jody. 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:47.360 That is stargazing by Miles someone and his last. 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.960 Name escapes me. That would be stargazing by Myles Smith, 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:59.480 where Hard Reckon would have also accepted Miles Bergman w 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.840 she missed? That is a two year deal, cried Milesburg. 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.920 Didn't, I say, Smith, I don't know. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.240 I don't know. Do you have done though? Joe's you've 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:10.000 made this interesting. 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:12.959 Know what I've done is what I always do, and 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.960 that's hand you the answer on a silver platter. 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.840 You're welcome, Like, can I just give you a little 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.480 bit of insight of that one. I had no idea 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.079 what that right? Excellent at all? 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.680 All right, play, come on, let's go right, last one, 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:24.040 you're out? 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:49.439 What the hell, Jodie. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:51.839 Is it? 0:13:51.880 --> 0:14:04.520 Flow rider? Whistle? Oh my goddess. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:07.760 Nice work show. It's out of nowhere, out of nowhere. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:13.360 I had no confidence in that last one. No, Victoria, 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:17.840 we did it. Never in doubt. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.040 Wow, Victoria. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:20.720 When I say never in doubt, it was very much 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.720 in doubt most of the time, Victoria. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.120 Can I speak Sorry, it's run and fifty about you 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.200 to Coco Black. Thank you. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:29.920 That has significantly improved my mood. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:33.480 Yeah, and that's what it's all about. Can we talk 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.480 about school sport, please please? At a really junior level? 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.920 So is this your first fora this year, isn't it? Yes? 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:40.400 Okay? 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:41.080 What are we watching? 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:42.560 Yes? What we're seeing a little bit of cricket and 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.080 now we're watching soccer. So Henry starts down the sevens 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.800 for your school and it's a lot of fun, Like 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.600 it is so fun watching and run around. And there 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.320 was one time a few weeks ago where Henry was 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.000 the goalie and the only time that I've yelled out 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.280 so far is when it's when the ball was coming, 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.560 I was coming very dangerous to close in. Henry literally 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.840 had his back to the ball because he was playing 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.840 with the net in the corner, and I said, here 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:10.280 it comes, and he's sprung around like a cat. But 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.040 there's been a few incidents already where and that's what 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.560 I've always thought. You hear these stories about people on 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.120 the sideline, parents going absolutely nuts at school sport, yeah, 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.440 and you think that can't be, and then once you 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:25.400 experience something even slightly, it's like, what the hell are 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:26.600 we doing? This is under sevens. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.760 What sort of absurd behavior have you witnessed thus far? 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:34.680 Well on the weekend there was some really really aggressive cheering, 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:36.560 Like I'm talking the sort of cheering that you'd get 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.280 at a crow's game for the turn of one, and look, 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.000 it sounds like we're Paul losers a little bit. Sure, 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.640 all right, we didn't win on this occasion, and full 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:46.960 credit to the opposition, but I just don't know about 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.680 the hooting and hollering when it comes to winning an 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.000 under seventh game, I'm not really sure. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.200 There are parents that get overly invested, and the worst 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.080 is when there's a parent on your own team. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.800 That gets a little bit hyped, you know. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.280 Yeah, haven't experienced that, Thank goodness. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.520 Of the ones that I witnessed on a Friday night 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.440 was from my dad at netball, who had been in 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:10.440 a winery all day up to his I don't know 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:10.880 she s would have. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.080 Been eleven twelve twelve year old's netball game on a 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:13.800 Friday night. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:20.080 Very vocal, very very full of advice, inebriated and vocal. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.840 It was a little bit too much. Just settled down. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.360 There, jap. We had a few weeks ago and it 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.000 was someone from the opposition, so I can tell the story, okay, 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.560 but there's there's basically no rules and under seven soccer, right, okay, 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.320 so there's no like strict rules because you know, the 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.720 guys are just getting a feel for it. And we 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:41.200 go from there. And one of the players was cruising 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.480 down the wing, nice little passing board which obviously went 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:45.360 forward to the play. 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:46.800 Just at this point, I'm going to pull you up 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.400 and say it's not sen so we don't need to 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:49.000 blow by blow. 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.000 I'll stop it right there, because sometimes I don't understand 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:53.920 what I'm talking about when it comes to soccer. But 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:56.160 what I did here was someone from the opposition yellow. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:03.120 Oh he's upside. I think was working with our team 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.800 stop blew the whistle and said, mate, it's under sevens. 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.840 There's no offside. Read the rules. And his response with 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:15.000 the best he goes, ah, sorry mate. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.040 We're at the Girl's oz kick the other night and 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:20.960 we saw this bird and I thought, oh my gosh, 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.120 if Andrew has ever mate it with a glar, that's. 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:24.400 What it would look like, because I've got a little 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:25.399 bit of alopecia or something. 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:27.080 But a couple of people have jumped on socials and 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.640 said it's got a burden feather ailment, and it must 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:31.399 be just a really old bird. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.600 He's just an old boys, live a full life. You'd 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.359 love to sit down with him one time and just 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.240 sort of let him recount his life. Jez, he'd have 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:37.760 some stories. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.720 I wonder how old the bird was anyway. 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.280 Well, glars and cockatoos can lift to an outrageous age. 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.960 Actually we had a cockatoo which was I reckon seventy 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:51.840 years plus. Yeah, no, not at all. I'm sure that 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.560 they can live the same sort of ages through around 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:55.200 an old human. 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:59.000 Yeah, so they can live up until eighty approximately. No way, 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:01.200 this was just an old boy. 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:05.480 Then it's got a lot to say. Bless judging him. 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:09.240 I'm not judging. I just thought, what a wonderfully unusual pets. 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.720 Maybe he could wear a cap. Yeah, maybe we could 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:13.560 style him in the cab. 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:15.600 There was a time and I think you went through 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:17.119 it for about a week and a half where you 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:18.200 were like, I'm the cap guy. 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:24.480 Now as that girls, do you know what I'm going 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:26.520 to shave off the feathers. I'm going to put a 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:26.840 cap on. 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:30.480 Yeah, get involved in this. Do you have a unique pet? 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.520 I would love to hear about this quite you know, 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:35.600 mildly different animals. 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.800 Should we should we take a call now if you'd 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:39.120 liked it. 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:41.160 I just please let's go to Dawn from Hope Valley. 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:47.560 Good morning, Dawn, Good morning, Okay, good thank you talk 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:48.480 us through your pet, Dawn. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:53.480 Oh my god, he's just not funny. So he basically 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:58.399 steals everything, even the excuse by French but three in 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:02.120 shapewear underwear, which is a chief. You know, he's eating 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:04.280 about ten pairs of the crutch just out of him. 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:10.440 They're totally clean. Heat him anyway, any pajamas and he 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:13.480 can go hands on you, just the crutch the kids, vine, 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:17.520 my husband anything, jo it's the crutch out of him. 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:19.879 Just feel stop. No matter where he gets them from, 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.080 a SI anything, He'll jump up on the bench and 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:27.119 still food. He will eat a whole tallt roll. He 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.800 whol rolls of kitchen paper. 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:34.200 It can't feel good for Eddie's little tummy tummy. 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:37.359 He doesn't he doesn't care. 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:39.160 Anything. 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:43.680 I mean, he'll still And so there's a man cave 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:45.280 at the back throught. So we've got suck a sack 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:47.919 delivering up a man cave. If I stepped foot in there, 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:52.440 he was my husband's shoes. I'm standing right there, mate, Yeah, 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:56.320 I'm standing right here. You're going to take him some 0:19:56.320 --> 0:19:56.840 stuff going on. 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.359 He's clearly got some stuff going on. I reckon. 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:01.720 Thank you, Dahn, thank you very much. 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:05.000