Speaker 1: Get you the way morning every day, adelaides. It could
Speaker 1: be so hard for men these days, Joe's to know
Speaker 1: exactly what is attracting a mate.
Speaker 2: It's tricky, it's.
Speaker 3: So Apparently after a survey of over eight hundred women
Speaker 3: to rate how attractive, they found seventy four different hobbies
Speaker 3: in men, and the results might make you rethink your
Speaker 3: plans on the weekend.
Speaker 1: All right, boys, listen up, what have you got?
Speaker 2: Chad's okay?
Speaker 3: So women gravitated towards hobbies that show creativity, emotional intelligence,
Speaker 3: and curiosity.
Speaker 2: So we're talking things.
Speaker 1: What else.
Speaker 3: We're talking things like reading, learning foreign languages, are playing
Speaker 3: an instrument tick for.
Speaker 2: You, cooking massive our woodworking is up there. We didn't
Speaker 2: see that coming. And one of the surprise ones is archery.
Speaker 1: It's really archery. Sorry but third e three four ten
Speaker 1: or four double nine nine? Is there a lady out
Speaker 1: there is like, oh gosh that the archery. Well he's
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 2: Well they really get around it in the park lands.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the little a little archers? It's so popular.
Speaker 1: I often wonder that if I'm running, like what if
Speaker 1: you just got a rogue archer that goes and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I got an er in the back
Speaker 1: of the head.
Speaker 3: Because the running track runs behind the target that when
Speaker 3: I walk around.
Speaker 1: There, that's not sexy? Is it not? Arrow to the
Speaker 1: back of the head. No, thanks, it's.
Speaker 2: Not about it.
Speaker 3: I was just on a casual roll around the uniloop
Speaker 3: next minute bank.
Speaker 1: So you say, speaking of foreign language and playing an
Speaker 1: instrument is sexy. Imagine if you could do this? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, be hitting all the buttons. All right, what
Speaker 1: about some of the least attractive things? Ready to go
Speaker 1: hit me? The least attractive hobby to women is manisphere.
Speaker 1: Manisphere just in general. That's that's like Andrew, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just.
Speaker 1: An absolute piggory.
Speaker 2: That's searching up sort of misogyny online. You know. That's
Speaker 2: sort of those sorts of podcasts and thanks. That's that,
Speaker 2: ain't it.
Speaker 1: That's an awful hobby. Followed by this as a hobby, gambling, okay, hobby,
Speaker 1: and also pornography.
Speaker 2: You can't put that in the hobby column, can you do?
Speaker 1: It's not a hobby about folks. But I'm a pornography enthusiast. Hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: come see my pornography collection. It's pretty it's pretty wild.
Speaker 3: Do you know what else is on the list? And
Speaker 3: I hate this? Cigars? What is it with you men?
Speaker 2: Late in the night they just think, let's crack open
Speaker 2: a cigar.
Speaker 1: Jeez, who's on that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've seen it and I just thought, yuck, yuck.
Speaker 1: I love the taste of cigars, but if I ever
Speaker 1: have a cigar, then it stays with me. I think
Speaker 1: it stays in your system and your skin, in your hair.
Speaker 1: It feels like for weeks and weeks, and if I
Speaker 1: smoke a cigar, I am so hung over the next day.
Speaker 1: It knocks your out. Yeah, okay, so lonely that night too.
Speaker 3: You won't go and know with anyone, not even your wife.
Speaker 1: Cigar. Let's talk about it, Lord, because boy oh boys,
Speaker 1: she's done something quite outrageous. Quite the publicity stunted, would seem. Joke.
Speaker 3: SAMs have been left divided over Lord's artwork for her
Speaker 3: latest album.
Speaker 1: Called Virgin What a hairy situation.
Speaker 3: Is essentially done is on the cover is what appears
Speaker 3: to be a close up photo of her pubic area.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, which is made visible a very very transparent,
Speaker 3: clear set of pants.
Speaker 1: Can I just say on those pants? As well. They're
Speaker 1: clearly see through plastic pants. And can I say, from
Speaker 1: my experience when I used to go out wearing sea
Speaker 1: through plastic pants, awful for breathing, like awful for you
Speaker 1: bits to breathe?
Speaker 3: Did you ever get refused entry to the Marble Bar
Speaker 3: and you see through plastic.
Speaker 1: Pants only once? But that was because I had didn't
Speaker 1: have a shirt on. So when you turn up to
Speaker 1: the Marble Bar with no short and clear plastic pants,
Speaker 1: it's a big red flag for the Marble Bar establishment.
Speaker 3: There's just a couple of things here to really download.
Speaker 3: I don't know, well, first of we don't know if
Speaker 3: actually if it is her, we don't.
Speaker 1: Know well, who knows. There's no confirmation that it belongs
Speaker 1: to her Lord.
Speaker 2: But the other thing I'm concerned about because she's not
Speaker 2: over sort of what's the word manicured? What if those
Speaker 2: hairs get caught in the zipper.
Speaker 1: That's a great question, Joes, I was thinking it. Thank
Speaker 1: you for expressing it.
Speaker 2: Ol.
Speaker 1: Yes, she doesn't breathe, and also there's problems with the zipper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an extraordinary album cover. I don't I'm not
Speaker 3: sure if Lord needs to do it. She's got absolute
Speaker 3: bangers on.
Speaker 1: She needs to First of all, we need to get
Speaker 1: the bottom as to like you said, is it actually Lord's.
Speaker 3: But also that's also I feel like one day she
Speaker 3: might want to maybe have kids. Who's to say, I
Speaker 3: don't know, she may want you, she may not, but
Speaker 3: they're gonna look at her old album covers and go
Speaker 3: that's month's mom.
Speaker 1: This is this huge case. Oh god, what was I think?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 2: A moment?
Speaker 1: Was a moment easy, forty, love less. What comes with
Speaker 1: turning forty comes wisdom and I'll see you this much
Speaker 1: for free Joe's. I've learned some stuff across the journey.
Speaker 1: Here is something that I experienced when I was nineteen
Speaker 1: years old, when I was living in Sydney at the time. Yes, never,
Speaker 1: and I repeat, folks that never do a U turn
Speaker 1: on the Sitney Harbor Bridge. It will rarely end.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so talk us through this unmitigated disaster, please.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I think I was just thinking the moment too much,
Speaker 1: but I was. I think I was going from north
Speaker 1: Over to the other side and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I need to be somewhere else. So in a quick moment,
Speaker 1: it was pretty early in the morning, there was no traffic,
Speaker 1: did a U turn on the Harbor Bridge and out
Speaker 1: of nowhere? Whoa another time? Nine hundred bucks, nine hundred
Speaker 1: dollars fine for a nineteen year old. So that was
Speaker 1: back in two thousand seven. I can only imagine if
Speaker 1: you did that right now. Yes, they'd almost throw you
Speaker 1: in jail. And I don't know if there's barriers in
Speaker 1: the middle now as well. Yeah, but they used to
Speaker 1: not be barriers.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's on them.
Speaker 1: So an absolute idiot in like a nineteen ninety beat
Speaker 1: up Ford Falcon did a U turn on the Sydney
Speaker 1: Harbor Bridge and understand and lead nine hundred dollars later
Speaker 1: and a very valuable life lesson which now I have
Speaker 1: the wisdom of sharing and putting onto others.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, how many fines do you think you
Speaker 3: would have accumulated.
Speaker 2: Over the journey?
Speaker 1: Well got one the other day for being on my phone.
Speaker 2: So have we learned our lessons that we should have?
Speaker 1: It would seem not no. Also, the basis of what
Speaker 1: I say for these life lessons is don't do what
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, Remember the other day when were driving home
Speaker 3: from Flays and I called you and I was like,
Speaker 3: do not get a fine? There's a speed camera on
Speaker 3: Anzac Highway.
Speaker 1: I say to you, Yeah, what about that though? So
Speaker 1: I slowed down because I was speaking to you on
Speaker 1: the phone. I got done by the mobile detection.
Speaker 3: This is a headline you don't want to hear if
Speaker 3: your child is in daycare, preschool, gune in lunch box.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I just say straight from the top, feels pretty American,
Speaker 1: doesn't it? It certainly does feels real American.
Speaker 3: An investigation is underway after a child in the Clark County, Washington,
Speaker 3: brought a firearm to a day care facility. So this
Speaker 3: incident occurred just a week ago, with daycare stuff finding
Speaker 3: the weapon in a lunchbox before nine am. Clark County
Speaker 3: officials say it sounds like a parent somehow inadvertently left
Speaker 3: a gun in their child's lunchbox the daycare.
Speaker 2: The parent then came and peted it all.
Speaker 1: That's responsible, good stuff. Of course, of course, couldn't get
Speaker 1: there till after lunch, But that's okay, that's okay. It
Speaker 1: happened so often that no one was really that alarmed.
Speaker 3: Who hasn't left a gun next to your kids fruit
Speaker 3: box and elsmbar, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And like in this country, where we sometimes misplace our keys,
Speaker 1: the Americans missed place their guns. Yes, Oh, it's always
Speaker 1: in a place where you least suspect.
Speaker 2: His lunchbox.
Speaker 1: His lunchbox again, man.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 3: I have a friend who's a nurse and it was
Speaker 3: her job to go and check on babies when they've
Speaker 3: bought little kids. And she told me that quite often
Speaker 3: in certain households she would walk into the launde room
Speaker 3: and say, okay, do you please mind removing the gun
Speaker 3: from the kitchen table.
Speaker 1: Wow, very much, it's from casual setting.
Speaker 3: On other occasions it was do you please mind removing
Speaker 3: that boond because otherwise I'm going to have to report
Speaker 3: that to my bosses and it's going to be really ugly.
Speaker 1: Foo on the kitchen bench. Yeah, it's quite the eyesore.
Speaker 2: Just ultimate ultimate in neglectful parent.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good, isn't it. I like as well that
Speaker 1: most doubt. I've got no doubt that the follow up
Speaker 1: conversation with the daycare was as well, that the parents
Speaker 1: caught up and said, oh gosh, well that makes sense
Speaker 1: as well. When I tried to shoot someone with a
Speaker 1: milo bar and it didn't work. Just a little swapperoo.
Speaker 2: As it always come back to Milo bars with you.
Speaker 1: So I've said this since and that is hugs not drugs. Ok,
Speaker 1: it's our model. It is absolutely our moder We always
Speaker 1: said that, haven't you Now you can make money for it.
Speaker 3: What about the story about Missy Robinson. She's one of
Speaker 3: the rise in professional cuddlers, largely women. They offer paper
Speaker 3: hour cuddles to those needing a little bit of tl C.
Speaker 1: Show want to be a pro cuddler R.
Speaker 3: There is a level of intimacy during the session. We
Speaker 3: might watch a t this is her by the way,
Speaker 3: we might watch TV or a movie.
Speaker 2: They might fall asleep.
Speaker 3: Most of the time, it's just them talking about what's
Speaker 3: going on in their lives.
Speaker 2: There's a few rules let me run through them.
Speaker 3: As part of the pre cuddle agreement, your private bits
Speaker 3: and your boobies are to be covered at all times
Speaker 3: and they are strictly off limits for the touching. Any
Speaker 3: sort of arousal is ignored or covered with a pillow
Speaker 3: and cuddling therapists say that cuddle has to be stopped
Speaker 3: for a little while until the man comes down.
Speaker 1: So the man's and going, this is nice, this is nice. Well,
Speaker 1: it's too nice. Time out, Darren, time out, No more
Speaker 1: cuddling for you. Five minutes you've come down here. He's nice,
Speaker 1: back Darren. What a beautiful, wholesome game we play each
Speaker 1: and every week called songs, a song, song, song, a
Speaker 1: bunch of songs, orchestra last weak.
Speaker 2: To get him for some listeners, nobody can throwback, So
Speaker 2: away we go. Victoria from Evanston Park. You're on my
Speaker 2: team this week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if we had the truth, I'd always choose you.
Speaker 1: That's such a beautiful life.
Speaker 3: Thanks Victoria, and playing a hazy take it Williamstown.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, rather hazy playing.
Speaker 1: For you trying. We're a tight little team taking nowhere
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: All right, guys on.
Speaker 3: The line this week at two hundred fifty dollars cocoa
Speaker 3: back black about you if you don't mind.
Speaker 2: This is a lot of yummy chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yes, but don't take that ahead of world chocolate. That
Speaker 1: all right? That it's good to go. Feeling anxious yep, no,
Speaker 1: it don't be like that. Come on, just feel the
Speaker 1: vibe of it all Okay, first song, we've got a
Speaker 1: guess that talk casualize best the three camera. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: how much time can we sit here for? You got
Speaker 1: to get to the news that eight by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Yeah, do you want to hear it?
Speaker 1: Hang on, no, not yet. I think I know.
Speaker 6: Johnny.
Speaker 2: It's some who knew by.
Speaker 4: Pink that out of your absolute bumm.
Speaker 1: You have all that out of your bum Jody wild
Speaker 1: happens very very very sharp. Not sharp in terms of
Speaker 1: how you got it. We'll sort of sitting here for
Speaker 1: a good two to three minutes. But well done. Did
Speaker 1: you have it? I k you was pink trying to
Speaker 1: find the title. Yeah, well done? All right, second song,
Speaker 1: Jode's to wrap it up?
Speaker 2: Here we go, Jody.
Speaker 3: That is stargazing by Miles someone and his last.
Speaker 1: Name escapes me. That would be stargazing by Myles Smith,
Speaker 1: where Hard Reckon would have also accepted Miles Bergman w
Speaker 1: she missed? That is a two year deal, cried Milesburg.
Speaker 2: Didn't, I say, Smith, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have done though? Joe's you've
Speaker 1: made this interesting.
Speaker 3: Know what I've done is what I always do, and
Speaker 3: that's hand you the answer on a silver platter.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Like, can I just give you a little
Speaker 1: bit of insight of that one. I had no idea
Speaker 1: what that right? Excellent at all?
Speaker 2: All right, play, come on, let's go right, last one,
Speaker 2: you're out?
Speaker 4: What the hell, Jodie.
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 2: Flow rider? Whistle? Oh my goddess.
Speaker 1: Nice work show. It's out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: I had no confidence in that last one. No, Victoria,
Speaker 2: we did it. Never in doubt.
Speaker 1: Wow, Victoria.
Speaker 2: When I say never in doubt, it was very much
Speaker 2: in doubt most of the time, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Can I speak Sorry, it's run and fifty about you
Speaker 1: to Coco Black. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That has significantly improved my mood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what it's all about. Can we talk
Speaker 1: about school sport, please please? At a really junior level?
Speaker 2: So is this your first fora this year, isn't it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: What are we watching?
Speaker 1: Yes? What we're seeing a little bit of cricket and
Speaker 1: now we're watching soccer. So Henry starts down the sevens
Speaker 1: for your school and it's a lot of fun, Like
Speaker 1: it is so fun watching and run around. And there
Speaker 1: was one time a few weeks ago where Henry was
Speaker 1: the goalie and the only time that I've yelled out
Speaker 1: so far is when it's when the ball was coming,
Speaker 1: I was coming very dangerous to close in. Henry literally
Speaker 1: had his back to the ball because he was playing
Speaker 1: with the net in the corner, and I said, here
Speaker 1: it comes, and he's sprung around like a cat. But
Speaker 1: there's been a few incidents already where and that's what
Speaker 1: I've always thought. You hear these stories about people on
Speaker 1: the sideline, parents going absolutely nuts at school sport, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you think that can't be, and then once you
Speaker 1: experience something even slightly, it's like, what the hell are
Speaker 1: we doing? This is under sevens.
Speaker 2: What sort of absurd behavior have you witnessed thus far?
Speaker 1: Well on the weekend there was some really really aggressive cheering,
Speaker 1: Like I'm talking the sort of cheering that you'd get
Speaker 1: at a crow's game for the turn of one, and look,
Speaker 1: it sounds like we're Paul losers a little bit. Sure,
Speaker 1: all right, we didn't win on this occasion, and full
Speaker 1: credit to the opposition, but I just don't know about
Speaker 1: the hooting and hollering when it comes to winning an
Speaker 1: under seventh game, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3: There are parents that get overly invested, and the worst
Speaker 3: is when there's a parent on your own team.
Speaker 2: That gets a little bit hyped, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't experienced that, Thank goodness.
Speaker 3: Of the ones that I witnessed on a Friday night
Speaker 3: was from my dad at netball, who had been in
Speaker 3: a winery all day up to his I don't know
Speaker 3: she s would have.
Speaker 2: Been eleven twelve twelve year old's netball game on a
Speaker 2: Friday night.
Speaker 3: Very vocal, very very full of advice, inebriated and vocal.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit too much. Just settled down.
Speaker 1: There, jap. We had a few weeks ago and it
Speaker 1: was someone from the opposition, so I can tell the story, okay,
Speaker 1: but there's there's basically no rules and under seven soccer, right, okay,
Speaker 1: so there's no like strict rules because you know, the
Speaker 1: guys are just getting a feel for it. And we
Speaker 1: go from there. And one of the players was cruising
Speaker 1: down the wing, nice little passing board which obviously went
Speaker 1: forward to the play.
Speaker 3: Just at this point, I'm going to pull you up
Speaker 3: and say it's not sen so we don't need to
Speaker 3: blow by blow.
Speaker 1: I'll stop it right there, because sometimes I don't understand
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about when it comes to soccer. But
Speaker 1: what I did here was someone from the opposition yellow.
Speaker 1: Oh he's upside. I think was working with our team
Speaker 1: stop blew the whistle and said, mate, it's under sevens.
Speaker 1: There's no offside. Read the rules. And his response with
Speaker 1: the best he goes, ah, sorry mate.
Speaker 3: We're at the Girl's oz kick the other night and
Speaker 3: we saw this bird and I thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: if Andrew has ever mate it with a glar, that's.
Speaker 2: What it would look like, because I've got a little
Speaker 2: bit of alopecia or something.
Speaker 3: But a couple of people have jumped on socials and
Speaker 3: said it's got a burden feather ailment, and it must
Speaker 3: be just a really old bird.
Speaker 1: He's just an old boys, live a full life. You'd
Speaker 1: love to sit down with him one time and just
Speaker 1: sort of let him recount his life. Jez, he'd have
Speaker 1: some stories.
Speaker 2: I wonder how old the bird was anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, glars and cockatoos can lift to an outrageous age.
Speaker 1: Actually we had a cockatoo which was I reckon seventy
Speaker 1: years plus. Yeah, no, not at all. I'm sure that
Speaker 1: they can live the same sort of ages through around
Speaker 1: an old human.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they can live up until eighty approximately. No way,
Speaker 2: this was just an old boy.
Speaker 1: Then it's got a lot to say. Bless judging him.
Speaker 3: I'm not judging. I just thought, what a wonderfully unusual pets.
Speaker 1: Maybe he could wear a cap. Yeah, maybe we could
Speaker 1: style him in the cab.
Speaker 3: There was a time and I think you went through
Speaker 3: it for about a week and a half where you
Speaker 3: were like, I'm the cap guy.
Speaker 1: Now as that girls, do you know what I'm going
Speaker 1: to shave off the feathers. I'm going to put a
Speaker 1: cap on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get involved in this. Do you have a unique pet?
Speaker 3: I would love to hear about this quite you know,
Speaker 3: mildly different animals.
Speaker 1: Should we should we take a call now if you'd
Speaker 1: liked it.
Speaker 3: I just please let's go to Dawn from Hope Valley.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Dawn, Good morning, Okay, good thank you talk
Speaker 3: us through your pet, Dawn.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's just not funny. So he basically
Speaker 6: steals everything, even the excuse by French but three in
Speaker 6: shapewear underwear, which is a chief. You know, he's eating
Speaker 6: about ten pairs of the crutch just out of him.
Speaker 6: They're totally clean. Heat him anyway, any pajamas and he
Speaker 6: can go hands on you, just the crutch the kids, vine,
Speaker 6: my husband anything, jo it's the crutch out of him.
Speaker 6: Just feel stop. No matter where he gets them from,
Speaker 6: a SI anything, He'll jump up on the bench and
Speaker 6: still food. He will eat a whole tallt roll. He
Speaker 6: whol rolls of kitchen paper.
Speaker 2: It can't feel good for Eddie's little tummy tummy.
Speaker 6: He doesn't he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Anything.
Speaker 6: I mean, he'll still And so there's a man cave
Speaker 6: at the back throught. So we've got suck a sack
Speaker 6: delivering up a man cave. If I stepped foot in there,
Speaker 6: he was my husband's shoes. I'm standing right there, mate, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm standing right here. You're going to take him some
Speaker 6: stuff going on.
Speaker 1: He's clearly got some stuff going on. I reckon.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Dahn, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: What about what about Eddie's tummy is like tummy's like really.
Speaker 2: Andy's again again?
Speaker 1: Were doing, mate? Now that's some dog food? Ye, and
Speaker 1: he's again have.
Speaker 2: About a bit of kibble like normal dogs. Good mistake.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: We're taking new calls this morning.
Speaker 3: Illuminate tickets up for grabs thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Your unusual animal and its behavior. We want to hear about.
Speaker 1: It talking unhinged unique Pets.
Speaker 2: There was a galar that turned up to my kids.
Speaker 3: I was kicking and I was like whoa, And then
Speaker 3: we've since worked out it's really it must be a
Speaker 3: really old gla. But didn't you say they live up
Speaker 3: towards seventy or eighty eighty? Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And aren't they as smart as a seven year old?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So some birds are as intelligence as a seven year old.
Speaker 3: If we've got that galar that's on our Instagram page
Speaker 3: and brought it in here, I can imagine it would
Speaker 3: remember to turn its mic on.
Speaker 1: No, No, it probably would too. So there you go.
Speaker 1: There go, next panel that is going to make a laugh.
Speaker 1: Quite the skill set, isn't that record? How long have
Speaker 1: you been doing? Ready for jo?
Speaker 2: Seven hundred years?
Speaker 1: So the next element in your up? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: twenty four ten your unusual Pets. She's got some good
Speaker 1: calls coming through.
Speaker 2: Let's get to Michelle from Morfort Valgo morning.
Speaker 3: Michelle, Good morning, journey, Good morning, he got there, Michelle.
Speaker 8: Look, it's my sons. But he's a bit of dragon
Speaker 8: adopted to me, you know, because the son's never home.
Speaker 8: So yeah, he's sort of like mine. But he's an
Speaker 8: amazing pet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what does he get up to? What's his name?
Speaker 8: His name's Neo.
Speaker 1: Neo. Is that matrix? Fine?
Speaker 8: Look I think it is? Yes from the nineteen year
Speaker 8: old son.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, okay, And what's he get up to? Neo?
Speaker 8: He's Look, he's a pretty chill but quite funny personality.
Speaker 8: He likes to be hand fed, whereas normally they go hunting.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 8: He loves loves bathtime and likes to swim around, either
Speaker 8: in the big like adult bath or one that you
Speaker 8: make him. Yeah. He he likes to drink water, but
Speaker 8: out of a shop of course. Yes, yes, yes, but
Speaker 8: his all time favorite is he absolutely loves music. So
Speaker 8: every morning when I leave for work, I put Nover
Speaker 8: on and he listens to it over all day on me.
Speaker 10: I don't think just Nova, he's always Yeah, Michelle, can
Speaker 10: we can we hand naoa ratings books?
Speaker 1: Given that he.
Speaker 8: Given that, he's a pretty alert and runs around his
Speaker 8: exposure when you're on, I.
Speaker 1: Think you like, yeah, that's awesome. Make sure that Michelle's
Speaker 1: not home and answers the door and takes one of
Speaker 1: those surveys.
Speaker 2: Oh can we take one more? Call Abby from morphord Dale.
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, good morning. Okay, what's your slightly
Speaker 3: unique pet?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 9: I have a border color cross. He's now eleven years
Speaker 9: old and he's very precious about his pause. So last
Speaker 9: year I had to take him into the vet to
Speaker 9: get some biops he's done, and I had to put
Speaker 9: him under anesthesia. And at the end they were like, yeah,
Speaker 9: look we'll do his nails. You know, he'll come out
Speaker 9: with a nice manicure. Everything will be all good.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 9: Anyway, halfway through they touched these paws and he actually
Speaker 9: woke himself up from the anesthesia and I had to
Speaker 9: come and pick him up early.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so unbelievably dangerous. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a funny one, a little cutie.
Speaker 4: It's like, I've got one condition. Do not touch my paws, ever,
Speaker 4: touch my paws. Oh, thank you, Abby, thanks for the call.
Speaker 4: Who do you want to give these lemonade tickets to which.
Speaker 1: Some good course they should we taste more. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you've got if you've got a story for us Thurday
Speaker 1: and twenty four ten, pump it through unhinged animals or
Speaker 1: really unique pets. Still getting my head around the idea
Speaker 1: of owning some trantlers. That's very much out there.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, when we come back, you need to
Speaker 3: tell this story because you, my friend, were the proud
Speaker 3: owner of some rats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of rodents. I've got to say. They're
Speaker 1: the most pets I reckon that I've ever owned. I'll
Speaker 1: explain why next. But they're very very sweet animals once
Speaker 1: you get to know them. Okay, I promise favorite to
Speaker 1: wake up Thirday twenty four ten unhinged on maybe just
Speaker 1: unusual pets. I had a situation in our lives where
Speaker 1: were like, wow, that pet was maybe someone deranged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know you used to ride to school
Speaker 3: at Becon Primary, which is out in the country, on
Speaker 3: a ram each and every morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or sometimes I'd walk fifteen miles to school every morning.
Speaker 6: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Did you have two pet rats? So they were brown
Speaker 1: and white, and one was called Squeaky the other one
Speaker 1: was called Scratchy classic. I know two female rats. Two
Speaker 1: by the way, and they had to be female. Okay,
Speaker 1: So for those playing along who were just sort of
Speaker 1: flirting with the idea of purchasing some rats, the males
Speaker 1: can be quite aggressive and also they stink. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the females absolutely lovely. And I can't tell you how
Speaker 1: much I love these rats. They are beautiful little animals,
Speaker 1: and so much so that I must have been an
Speaker 1: early primary school but I remember when they passed away
Speaker 1: and they lived to like five or six, like they
Speaker 1: had a really good innings. I remember we buried them
Speaker 1: in the corner of the garden and we set up
Speaker 1: I set up a cross and they're running wheel next
Speaker 1: to it. And I'm not kidding. For six to eight months,
Speaker 1: I reckon every single day I would go down there
Speaker 1: and have a chat with these rats. How's it all going?
Speaker 2: Talk about how's it all going? Not well? Going?
Speaker 1: Not well? No response, But they're beautiful little pets.
Speaker 2: Well I think. Also, Beck, good morning, Beck. Do you
Speaker 2: also have a pet rash?
Speaker 7: I was my sister in law who had.
Speaker 1: Pet rat right, okay, never one of like I.
Speaker 7: Was a very huge fan of pet rats, but they
Speaker 7: are quite cute, and I didn't get that not so
Speaker 7: much for this little boy though. He was holding it
Speaker 7: and laughing, and it was really curious until he laughed
Speaker 7: with his mouth open, like looking at the rate in
Speaker 7: the eye, and this thing launched itself into his mouth,
Speaker 7: so right at the back of his tongue it latched on.
Speaker 7: So now you've got this little four year old whose
Speaker 7: head hanging forwards, squeeling because you've got a wrap that's
Speaker 7: latch to his tongue. There's blood going everywhere. It was terrific. Okay,
Speaker 7: So we finally got the wrap off his tongue and
Speaker 7: I had to raise mum to kind of go, okay,
Speaker 7: is he like tetanus vaccine?
Speaker 2: What do I Doah?
Speaker 7: So I had to take you to the doctors. So
Speaker 7: we got to the doctors. He's sitting on my lap,
Speaker 7: legs either side of mine. I'm kind of just giving
Speaker 7: him a bit of a hug from behind, just a
Speaker 7: bare hug, hanging on to him. I didn't have kids,
Speaker 7: so I wasn't hanging on tired enough clearly, because when
Speaker 7: that needle went in his arm, he jumped, got the
Speaker 7: jump and the needle fell out of his arm and
Speaker 7: landed in the top of my thigh kneedle down, swinging
Speaker 7: out of my leg.
Speaker 2: Just when you thought the day couldn't get any more eventful. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Appreciate who had known as show that kid would grow
Speaker 1: up to become splinter and four mutant ninja turtles and
Speaker 1: all sorts of that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: Chris from NINGI let's take one more. Let's wrap it
Speaker 3: up for us, Chris.
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 5: We have a seventeen year old Galara. I've had him
Speaker 5: since he was a baby. He had no feathers and
Speaker 5: fell out of his ness though I've had read he Yeah,
Speaker 5: and he's just beautiful. Bird Brain, he's.
Speaker 2: Just gorgeous brain.
Speaker 5: His name is his name is bird Brain. Yes, he
Speaker 5: goes in the car everywhere with us and swears like
Speaker 5: a trooper. He won't let my husband go to bowls
Speaker 5: as soon as he puts his bowls on. Bird brains
Speaker 5: hanging onto his pants, won't let him out the house.
Speaker 5: It's quite funny, but very human, proper little personality.
Speaker 1: Because you're probably similar as well. We had a cockatoo
Speaker 1: and none of the guys in our house. No male
Speaker 1: could touch him. He would almost take your hand off.
Speaker 1: But my mum could go over there tackling, pick him up,
Speaker 1: juggle him. She said the same here to absolutely love.
Speaker 1: My mum hated every single man it was exposed to.
Speaker 5: If they're a mile, they actually protect the females, and
Speaker 5: birdbone does that.
Speaker 2: Yep, thank you. We're learning some stuff this morning.
Speaker 3: We've got some illuminate tickets to give to Michelle from
Speaker 3: Orf of Valaak and her bearded dragon who drinks out
Speaker 3: of a shot class and.
Speaker 2: Has a bath with her kids.
Speaker 1: I love that, Love that story, by the way. Good stuff. Now,
Speaker 1: we thought that we would speak to the absolute Prince
Speaker 1: of Sunrise, and that is Hayden Nelson because he's part
Speaker 1: of a very special project this morning. That is a
Speaker 1: time capsule here in little old Adelaide.
Speaker 2: My goodness, Hayden, what is this all about?
Speaker 11: Morning guys. Yeah, I don't know how Princess sun Rise
Speaker 11: so much longer, because I just hit across to Larry
Speaker 11: Ender and confused the price is right and deal or
Speaker 11: no deal, believe to work a big no no in
Speaker 11: TV to get the game show wrong. But that's because
Speaker 11: we were going through the TV guys here from nineteen
Speaker 11: eighty five, which was inside a newspaper. Inside this time capsule.
Speaker 11: Of course, there's so much history of Adelaide in here,
Speaker 11: and the history of telecom as we knew at Telstra
Speaker 11: nowadays inside the time capsule. So there's letters each of
Speaker 11: the Telstra ten these there were ten years old at
Speaker 11: the time. It's their birthday to day now fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 11: Wrote to themselves so things like this happy birthday Telstra.
Speaker 11: There's one here from Jessica. She says, I'd like to
Speaker 11: tell you something about myself. I have strawberry blonde hair,
Speaker 11: I'm average height, and I have blue eyes. I would
Speaker 11: like to be a bu Tisian when I grow up.
Speaker 11: My main interest are jim and jazz ballet. I have
Speaker 11: one sister goes it goes on and on and on,
Speaker 11: you know, her cues other just right and write right
Speaker 11: when they're on a ball. And there's all this other
Speaker 11: stuff here, like it's really a step back in time,
Speaker 11: old telecom handkerchiefs, tires as photos of some guys with
Speaker 11: the best mustaches you've ever seen, I mean, and then
Speaker 11: my definitely the favorite was the inside the time capsule.
Speaker 11: So it actually took them about four hours to get
Speaker 11: it ready to be opened up because it was under
Speaker 11: steel and cement. Well when they so so I was
Speaker 11: ready to be just pulled out. Today when they did
Speaker 11: pull it out and open it inside the instructions on
Speaker 11: how to.
Speaker 1: Open it, what a beautiful little adelaide thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, so that was quaint, like a nice touch
Speaker 11: and the daughter of the bloke you put them in there.
Speaker 11: The Stay manager at the time said, that is classic John.
Speaker 11: Of course you did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine you writing a letter to yourself as you
Speaker 3: turn for dear Andrew.
Speaker 1: Here's a list of the things that you should not do.
Speaker 1: Take note as well, future Hayden Nelson.
Speaker 2: Thank you Hayden so much.
Speaker 3: What a monumental little step back in time this morning.
Speaker 1: And they'll do it for us as well.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, we're out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting close and close to Haze forty go birthday. Okay,
Speaker 1: sleep perfect that speech please.
Speaker 2: See Yeah, I'll get right onto.
Speaker 1: It, all right. Exclusive invites up for grabs tomorrow. Catch
Speaker 1: you then have a fantastic Tuesday.