WEBVTT - EP 41 - HELP!! He’s So F*cking Hot 0:00:00.050 --> 0:00:01.190 Coming up on Relatables. 0:00:01.810 --> 0:00:03.450 One time I got home and I was taking a 0:00:03.490 --> 0:00:04.310 shit after work. 0:00:04.350 --> 0:00:05.630 I got home, I was like, yeah, I gotta take 0:00:05.670 --> 0:00:07.520 a shit. And if I was there alone, I would 0:00:07.580 --> 0:00:09.940 never close that curtain, right? I fully had a girlfriend 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:11.299 at the time and I must have taken shits while 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:14.860 she was there. But anyway, curtains open and my dad, 0:00:15.260 --> 0:00:17.020 he for some reason decides he's not going to knock 0:00:17.060 --> 0:00:19.180 on my door. He just comes in, opens the door 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.849 and he goes, oh. And then he had something to 0:00:20.870 --> 0:00:22.130 tell me and he goes, oh. 0:00:22.190 --> 0:00:23.480 And I was like, oh shit. And he goes, oh. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:25.360 I just wanted to tell you where to put the 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.120 dog down today. 0:00:26.140 --> 0:00:32.220 I was like, okay. He goes, yeah, his name is Angus. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:33.449 He goes, just wanted to let you know where to 0:00:33.470 --> 0:00:37.510 put Angus down today. And I went, sweet man, I 0:00:37.590 --> 0:00:38.089 could have waited. 0:00:38.270 --> 0:00:42.790 Jake and Artie, the Relatable Party. 0:00:44.930 --> 0:00:51.380 Relatable. Artie, I've been thinking of a bit of a 0:00:51.460 --> 0:00:52.820 passion project lately. 0:00:53.370 --> 0:00:56.770 I will brush past the joke about you've been thinking, 0:00:56.810 --> 0:00:57.180 what is it? 0:00:58.290 --> 0:01:00.730 Yeah, you're lucky that you brush past that because of 0:01:00.750 --> 0:01:05.950 what this is. So we, in the history of the podcast, 0:01:06.490 --> 0:01:11.809 more so recently, have touched on things like Vines Cane's women, patriarchy. 0:01:12.290 --> 0:01:14.530 It's something that we've become more and more interested in 0:01:15.069 --> 0:01:16.790 and care about. 0:01:17.690 --> 0:01:18.590 And then our chat. 0:01:18.470 --> 0:01:22.399 With Luke Bateman, he's very knowledgeable on this, right? I've 0:01:22.420 --> 0:01:27.020 been thinking lately, one of the things we need to 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.940 do is change the way young. 0:01:30.740 --> 0:01:31.400 Men are raised. 0:01:31.420 --> 0:01:35.580 Agreed. Obviously all current men need some fixing. We need 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.399 to change the way young men are raised. And what 0:01:38.420 --> 0:01:42.410 I've been thinking is there's nothing better. Surely there would 0:01:42.420 --> 0:01:47.830 be nothing better than having some young adult men doing 0:01:47.910 --> 0:01:52.680 tours of schools and talking to young men. Cause I 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:56.720 was thinking about it and our good friend, Luke Bateman, 0:01:56.740 --> 0:01:59.800 he posted a video recently about this, about how we 0:01:59.820 --> 0:02:02.490 need to change the way that we raise boys. And 0:02:02.550 --> 0:02:05.330 I messaged him and I said, like, have you ever 0:02:05.370 --> 0:02:08.190 been asked to go talk at schools? And he says, honestly, 0:02:08.210 --> 0:02:09.110 I do get. 0:02:09.070 --> 0:02:09.530 Asked a lot. 0:02:10.410 --> 0:02:13.500 And I said, because if someone like you came to 0:02:13.530 --> 0:02:17.660 my school, right. I was like, admittedly, I was like 0:02:17.700 --> 0:02:22.100 a product of my environment and probably have some deep 0:02:22.260 --> 0:02:27.350 rooted misogyny and was like, had moments of disrespect and stuff. 0:02:27.370 --> 0:02:29.450 And I was just thinking like, if someone like Luke 0:02:29.630 --> 0:02:33.530 came to our school, him talking about all these things 0:02:34.030 --> 0:02:36.950 and not saying like, you know, you're just like a 0:02:37.030 --> 0:02:39.620 fucked up human for this, but just explaining things the 0:02:39.660 --> 0:02:42.360 way he explains it. He's so articulate in it. I 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:46.160 think that really would have changed the way I thought 0:02:46.220 --> 0:02:49.060 from a younger age than when I did change my thinking. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:53.809 No, I completely agree. And also, it's unfortunate that this 0:02:53.870 --> 0:02:57.710 is like this, but his background being an ex-NRL player. 0:02:58.010 --> 0:02:59.139 Would be perfect for schools. 0:02:59.340 --> 0:02:59.960 I know. 0:03:00.020 --> 0:03:04.080 Because kids love footy players. Like, ex-NRL player Luke Bateman's 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:07.240 coming to talk about men's mental health and just everything 0:03:07.260 --> 0:03:08.600 in between. All these things. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.900 And I just said to him, like, and he said, like, 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.590 thank you so much. I really appreciate that. He says, like, 0:03:13.050 --> 0:03:14.869 you know, I just try and, he goes, I think 0:03:14.910 --> 0:03:18.070 about younger me and what he needed. And I try 0:03:18.110 --> 0:03:20.950 to be that. And I was thinking something I would 0:03:20.970 --> 0:03:24.450 like to do is to get myself really educated in 0:03:24.570 --> 0:03:30.309 the subject and potentially think about going and doing these 0:03:30.450 --> 0:03:32.390 things at schools where it's like you don't do it 0:03:32.430 --> 0:03:34.930 for money. You're doing it because you want to better 0:03:34.970 --> 0:03:38.070 the world. You do it purely based on values. And 0:03:38.090 --> 0:03:42.600 I was wondering if the baddies maybe had any ideas 0:03:43.220 --> 0:03:47.170 or if you think the relatables... This could be something 0:03:47.190 --> 0:03:50.850 that the Relatables offers to go to primary schools or 0:03:50.950 --> 0:03:51.560 high schools. 0:03:51.900 --> 0:03:52.690 I think high schools. 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.560 I think you could start from any moment, though, if 0:03:55.580 --> 0:03:56.580 you really think about it. 0:03:56.580 --> 0:04:00.120 It's almost too complex for primary schools. Not against it, 0:04:00.180 --> 0:04:02.340 but you'd have to ask teachers in the curriculum. But 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.180 I think high schools is the perfect place. I think 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.700 high schools for sure. 7, 8, 9, perfect place to start. 0:04:06.700 --> 0:04:08.800 100%. And it's like, would you go and would you 0:04:08.820 --> 0:04:11.410 just talk to the boys? Or do you also just 0:04:11.430 --> 0:04:12.330 have the whole school there? 0:04:13.170 --> 0:04:15.390 Good point. From like seven to 12, like just have 0:04:15.410 --> 0:04:16.350 them all there. 0:04:16.589 --> 0:04:18.130 Impressionable too. And all of them want to be like 0:04:18.150 --> 0:04:19.510 influencers and everything like that. 0:04:20.130 --> 0:04:21.200 Why not? Why not? 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:22.620 It's the perfect reason too. I know. 0:04:22.660 --> 0:04:24.480 I just, it's something that I would like to. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.000 If you're passionate about it too, like it's coming from 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:27.719 all the right places. 0:04:27.740 --> 0:04:28.250 Yeah, I would do it. 0:04:28.980 --> 0:04:29.840 I definitely need to. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:31.780 I think we would need to be educated in it. 0:04:31.980 --> 0:04:34.420 My knowledge on said area. I'd say we know a lot, 0:04:34.460 --> 0:04:36.940 but also I'm not as articulate as I think I 0:04:37.020 --> 0:04:39.540 should be. Same. No, same. We come from a place 0:04:39.580 --> 0:04:44.289 of wanting to learn, not a place of, Stats or facts. 0:04:44.430 --> 0:04:45.970 Like we couldn't be asked a question and then be 0:04:46.010 --> 0:04:47.690 like this, this, this, this, this, this. 0:04:47.900 --> 0:04:48.120 No. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.060 We can just be like, we know that that's objectively wrong. 0:04:52.180 --> 0:04:52.400 Yes. 0:04:53.140 --> 0:04:56.280 Because any normal human would think that. And so it's 0:04:56.300 --> 0:04:58.620 just something randomly in the last like maybe three weeks. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.410 I've been very, very interested and I've been thinking about it. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.070 And it would be something that would probably be very 0:05:04.110 --> 0:05:06.710 fulfilling and you would really probably feel like you're making 0:05:06.730 --> 0:05:08.469 a difference. Because we always say, what can we do 0:05:08.490 --> 0:05:09.090 to make a difference? 0:05:09.750 --> 0:05:10.670 Follow your heart, my friend. 0:05:10.690 --> 0:05:11.550 Let's go. 0:05:12.100 --> 0:05:15.520 The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Odi Clark, a.k.a. 0:05:15.660 --> 0:05:16.040 My man. 0:05:16.140 --> 0:05:19.610 And my partner in crime, Mr. Jake Craig, a.k.a. 0:05:19.690 --> 0:05:22.830 Daddy. You're matching me today. 0:05:23.470 --> 0:05:26.190 I am, aren't I? Someone, our manager actually said that. 0:05:26.529 --> 0:05:31.450 And my rebuttal is... Because you dress nicely. 0:05:31.950 --> 0:05:33.909 I thought you were going to hit me with something. 0:05:34.250 --> 0:05:35.410 No, no, no. We're best friends. 0:05:35.529 --> 0:05:36.810 I thought you were going to say... I'm in a 0:05:36.850 --> 0:05:38.690 good mood. I thought you were going to say something like, 0:05:38.770 --> 0:05:39.950 you know I dress nicely. 0:05:40.310 --> 0:05:42.420 So that's why I won. So that's why I won. Man, 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:45.420 I'm wearing his Stax jumper and they went into liquidation 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.320 or whatever they did. Remission or something like that. 0:05:48.380 --> 0:05:51.080 They went into reconciliation or something? 0:05:51.140 --> 0:05:54.060 Yeah, they were spending their money on G-wagons instead of 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:55.620 paying their taxes. 0:05:56.620 --> 0:05:59.440 The no taxes thing wigs me out so much. 0:06:00.060 --> 0:06:03.560 Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand. It scares me almost. 0:06:03.820 --> 0:06:06.659 I also see things where it's like, Kumpso, they grew 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:10.640 too quickly. How can you grow too quickly? That's terrifying. 0:06:10.980 --> 0:06:15.619 Grow too quickly sounds almost like an excuse for not 0:06:16.339 --> 0:06:17.020 paying your taxes. 0:06:17.610 --> 0:06:21.310 Yeah, yeah. We grew too quickly and we couldn't keep up. 0:06:21.330 --> 0:06:25.150 It kind of sounds to me like you just didn't adapt. 0:06:25.190 --> 0:06:28.430 You started spending more than you were saving. 0:06:28.529 --> 0:06:30.550 Did I tell you about, I did, didn't I, about 0:06:30.589 --> 0:06:32.920 this thing I saw of the influencer on the Goldie 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.780 who had two companies within a few months go into 0:06:37.339 --> 0:06:40.200 liquidation because she owed 70 grand to the ATO? 0:06:40.950 --> 0:06:43.810 Yeah, fair. Is it almost like if you owe money 0:06:43.830 --> 0:06:45.310 to the government, you've got to liquidate them and you've 0:06:45.330 --> 0:06:46.450 got to get the money out and pay us or 0:06:46.510 --> 0:06:48.710 else you go to jail? Do people go to jail 0:06:48.730 --> 0:06:51.510 for not paying taxes? How does it work? Maybe don't 0:06:51.550 --> 0:06:52.560 answer that. I'm kind of scared. 0:06:52.630 --> 0:06:54.300 Wait, do people go to jail for not paying taxes? 0:06:54.540 --> 0:06:55.719 Surely not. Not jail. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.240 Maybe just like- And what type of jail do you 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:57.480 go to? 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:58.380 Hold the phone. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.180 From what we were talking about in our little intro. 0:07:02.220 --> 0:07:02.460 Yeah. 0:07:02.980 --> 0:07:06.650 If people go to jail for not paying taxes- But 0:07:06.970 --> 0:07:09.720 men that fucking commit violence towards women can get let 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:10.440 out on parole. 0:07:10.460 --> 0:07:11.020 Yeah. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:12.700 We have an issue at hand. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.580 And I wish, I know the stat is correct, but 0:07:14.620 --> 0:07:17.310 I don't know it exactly. Like the amount of situations 0:07:17.350 --> 0:07:19.990 that happen are from people who have been incarcerated. 0:07:20.010 --> 0:07:22.490 Oh yeah, it's like out on parole and then they go, well, 0:07:22.510 --> 0:07:23.460 fuck it, I'm going to go kill her. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.900 And then they end up. Hopefully an actual jail. 0:07:25.980 --> 0:07:27.220 It's something like 75% of people. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:27.820 Oh, it's ridiculous. 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.720 Who are like repeat offenders. And you're like, what the 0:07:29.740 --> 0:07:31.110 fuck did you let this guy out? 0:07:31.140 --> 0:07:32.440 I know. It's like, why? Yeah. 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:33.280 This was preventable. 0:07:33.300 --> 0:07:33.790 Yeah. 0:07:33.810 --> 0:07:35.380 That's what makes it bad is that it's preventable. 0:07:35.460 --> 0:07:37.150 Yeah. And it almost feels like there was something you 0:07:37.190 --> 0:07:37.550 could do. 0:07:37.570 --> 0:07:41.550 It's like, is tax evasion a criminal offense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 0:07:41.590 --> 0:07:41.989 Yeah. 0:07:41.990 --> 0:07:42.030 100%. 0:07:42.030 --> 0:07:42.670 We pay our taxes. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:43.760 We do. 0:07:43.860 --> 0:07:44.020 Yeah. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:44.739 Because we're terrified. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:45.320 We're frugal. 0:07:45.900 --> 0:07:47.620 I'm terrified we are not paying taxes. 0:07:47.690 --> 0:07:50.050 Yeah. We need to be more fast and loose in 0:07:50.070 --> 0:07:50.750 the world, I reckon. 0:07:50.770 --> 0:07:51.190 You reckon? 0:07:51.250 --> 0:07:53.750 Yeah. We are pretty fast and loose. I don't know. 0:07:54.090 --> 0:07:54.850 I reckon we are. 0:07:54.870 --> 0:07:55.910 You reckon we're fast and loose? 0:07:56.670 --> 0:07:58.540 I mean, what is it? 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:00.600 Give me a situation. What would be fast and loose? 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:02.180 A situation? Yeah. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.740 What would be considered fast and loose? Give me a situation. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.550 I'll tell you what I do. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:10.040 You are flying overseas and your flight is at 9am 0:08:10.140 --> 0:08:14.030 and instead of traveling, checking the train to get to 0:08:14.050 --> 0:08:16.030 the train station the day before, you just rock up 0:08:16.050 --> 0:08:18.430 to the train station when you feel. 0:08:18.290 --> 0:08:18.970 Like it's the right time. 0:08:18.990 --> 0:08:19.230 Oh, no, no, no. 0:08:19.230 --> 0:08:20.590 I would check the night prior to make sure I 0:08:20.610 --> 0:08:22.160 leave at the right time. Yeah, you're not fast and loose, man. No, 0:08:22.170 --> 0:08:23.210 I'm not fast and loose. 0:08:23.250 --> 0:08:23.590 Really? 0:08:23.610 --> 0:08:25.230 No, I feel like I sometimes am. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:27.440 Wait, this is from Hamish and Andy. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:28.100 Yeah, fast and loose. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:29.580 Fast and loose and high and tight. Is that what 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:29.820 it is? 0:08:30.260 --> 0:08:31.640 I know Hamish is fast and loose. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.440 Yeah, I remember this from Hamish and Andy. I don't 0:08:33.460 --> 0:08:36.340 know what high and tight is. And Andy's just very organized. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.819 Andy's just Andy. He's one of a kind, that bloke. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:43.020 I actually think I would... i would very much get 0:08:43.059 --> 0:08:43.940 along with andy. 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:45.360 Our claim to fame is we've had a half an 0:08:45.380 --> 0:08:47.060 hour chat with andy whilst he was driving. 0:08:47.540 --> 0:08:50.990 Yeah we had we we had we actually had a 0:08:51.490 --> 0:08:54.710 we had an organized meeting with them with him sorry 0:08:54.730 --> 0:08:57.290 with andy and um the. 0:08:57.250 --> 0:08:59.150 Meeting was clearly not. 0:08:58.990 --> 0:09:01.989 All that important to him right so what ended up 0:09:02.030 --> 0:09:04.189 happening was the call started and he was driving he 0:09:04.230 --> 0:09:06.020 goes sorry boys i'm on my way to uh He 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.020 didn't say this, but obviously a more important meeting. And 0:09:09.059 --> 0:09:10.900 he was like, I'm in the car, sorry. So we 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.780 just had a phone call with him. We just like 0:09:12.820 --> 0:09:14.860 straight up chatted while he was in the car. 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:15.780 We didn't care. Pretty cool. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:16.680 We didn't care to be fair. 0:09:16.700 --> 0:09:18.240 It was kind of like a weird surreal thing to 0:09:18.260 --> 0:09:18.790 be talking to him. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:26.300 It is time for Dilemmas. If you want to get 0:09:26.370 --> 0:09:27.850 a dilemma read, you know what to do by now. 0:09:27.890 --> 0:09:30.790 There will be a link in the description. 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And you just took a 0:09:56.250 --> 0:09:56.650 free throw. 0:09:56.910 --> 0:09:58.709 Man, I just took a fucking tennis racket to a 0:09:58.750 --> 0:09:59.170 cricket game. 0:09:59.190 --> 0:09:59.350 Yeah. 0:10:00.770 --> 0:10:02.569 Was a cool, that was a pretty good metaphor. I 0:10:02.590 --> 0:10:04.630 made that one up on the spot. Anyways, guys, for 0:10:04.650 --> 0:10:08.340 real though, if you're enjoying this, please five stars on 0:10:08.380 --> 0:10:10.580 Spotify and Apple Podcasts. If you don't want to give 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:11.940 us five stars, you don't have to, but you have 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.180 to give us a reason. It's only fair because then 0:10:14.220 --> 0:10:16.240 we can get better. We are open to constructive criticism. 0:10:16.260 --> 0:10:18.140 I want the baddies to go out there and say, hey, 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.439 I've got this really good pod. One of the hosts' 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.439 name is Jake. He's all right. But the other one, Oddie, 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.000 he's amazing. 0:10:24.330 --> 0:10:25.790 If I'm being completely honest with you, if it's going 0:10:25.809 --> 0:10:30.830 to get his listeners, then I'll cop it. Anyway, and again, YouTube, subscribe. 0:10:30.929 --> 0:10:32.150 Oddie's really good looking. 0:10:33.150 --> 0:10:35.390 Hit that bell button. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.940 And the absolute best thing you could do. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.380 The best thing you could do is tell a friend 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.620 about the pod and then tell a friend to tell 0:10:45.660 --> 0:10:46.200 a friend. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:49.030 About the pod. Next best thing you can do. Wank 0:10:49.050 --> 0:10:49.849 with your imagination. 0:10:50.650 --> 0:10:51.110 Correct. 0:10:52.170 --> 0:10:56.290 Next best thing you do is submit your dilemma via 0:10:56.330 --> 0:10:58.250 the Patreon dilemmas. There we go. 0:10:58.270 --> 0:10:59.070 All right? 0:10:59.130 --> 0:11:00.729 Because they're going to get answered over there. 0:11:00.750 --> 0:11:02.410 There's obviously a lot less because there's a lot less 0:11:02.450 --> 0:11:04.610 people on Patreon that are listening to Patreon than there 0:11:04.630 --> 0:11:06.030 are listening to the free episodes. 0:11:06.450 --> 0:11:07.530 So it's- Eight nine a month. 0:11:07.710 --> 0:11:09.140 Eight nine a month. How much? 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:09.640 No, no, no. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.000 No, no, no. It's no, no, no, no, no, no. 0:11:13.020 --> 0:11:14.740 And you'll get your own Dilemmas link over there, so 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:15.020 go for it. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.040 Here we go. Hi, guys. I have a dilemma that 0:11:17.059 --> 0:11:18.740 I can't get out of my head and really need 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.420 your advice on. My boyfriend and I have moved in 0:11:21.470 --> 0:11:24.090 together a few months ago. We live with a housemate 0:11:24.150 --> 0:11:27.050 who is my partner's best mate. The problem is I 0:11:27.130 --> 0:11:30.710 think I'm in love with him. What? I feel like 0:11:30.730 --> 0:11:35.510 we need a sound effect. Wait for this next line. 0:11:36.610 --> 0:11:41.750 My boyfriend works away. So my housemate and I are 0:11:41.820 --> 0:11:44.800 alone together most of the time. As we talk a 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.939 lot and have been getting to know each other, I'm 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.300 starting to notice he has more qualities that I want 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:52.420 in a partner than what my boyfriend has. We are 0:11:52.500 --> 0:11:56.089 more aligned in values when it comes to relationship and family, 0:11:56.380 --> 0:11:59.350 have similar hobbies, and from how he acts and how 0:11:59.390 --> 0:12:01.650 he says he is, he is a lot more loving 0:12:01.809 --> 0:12:05.730 as opposed to my partner, who is more classically avoidant. 0:12:06.410 --> 0:12:08.030 Not to help my housemate. 0:12:07.630 --> 0:12:08.530 Is hot as fuck. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.199 And single as fuck. 0:12:10.660 --> 0:12:11.900 I just want to fuck him. 0:12:11.940 --> 0:12:12.420 No, that was me. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.340 Sorry. I'm waiting. That's what I'm hearing. 0:12:14.380 --> 0:12:16.560 I'm waiting for him to give me the ick, but 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:20.059 my feelings seem to be getting stronger. My housemate hasn't 0:12:20.140 --> 0:12:22.439 said or done anything out of line to give me 0:12:22.860 --> 0:12:25.179 a clue he feels the same. Most likely out of 0:12:25.220 --> 0:12:28.590 respect to my boyfriend, his best mate. However, we all 0:12:28.620 --> 0:12:32.949 went out one night and he is quite touchy. I'm 0:12:32.990 --> 0:12:35.969 trying to tell myself that we could never be together. No, 0:12:36.350 --> 0:12:39.230 you can't. But. It's so hard to get him out 0:12:39.260 --> 0:12:42.189 of my head when we live in such close proximity. 0:12:42.610 --> 0:12:45.089 If my housemate wasn't in the picture, I don't think 0:12:45.110 --> 0:12:48.790 I'd be having these thoughts about uncertainty in my relationship. 0:12:49.070 --> 0:12:51.829 So it is specifically my housemate I want. Is this 0:12:51.890 --> 0:12:53.710 a sign I should break up with my partner and 0:12:53.770 --> 0:12:56.270 find someone else who has the qualities I need? Or 0:12:56.290 --> 0:12:58.390 do I need to tell my housemate how I feel 0:12:58.450 --> 0:13:03.710 in the hopes he feels the same? Bruh. I have 0:13:03.770 --> 0:13:04.470 one option too. 0:13:04.490 --> 0:13:04.890 Okay. 0:13:04.910 --> 0:13:06.970 Okay. But I don't think it's a good idea. 0:13:07.309 --> 0:13:07.910 Is it fucking? 0:13:08.610 --> 0:13:11.989 Option two was, do I tell my housemate how I 0:13:12.050 --> 0:13:14.710 feel in the hopes he feels the same? Yeah. 0:13:14.790 --> 0:13:16.530 Are you saying do that? 0:13:16.990 --> 0:13:18.710 I'm thinking like movie wise. 0:13:18.870 --> 0:13:23.530 Unfortunately, this is very unfortunate, right? But the thing that 0:13:23.570 --> 0:13:27.710 sucks about this is that like it's so sexy. It's 0:13:28.010 --> 0:13:30.290 so naughty, so sexy. Do we go like? 0:13:31.179 --> 0:13:33.660 Good and evil or like proper relatable is like good 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:34.320 the right thing. 0:13:34.220 --> 0:13:38.020 Like the first option you said yeah is hands down 0:13:38.380 --> 0:13:42.500 the winner hands down the winning option break up with 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:46.140 your boyfriend move out and find someone that is of 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:51.070 the same like you'll never regret ever ever regret doing 0:13:51.110 --> 0:13:54.490 that no breaking up with your boyfriend moving out and 0:13:54.530 --> 0:13:57.900 then Being single and hopefully finding someone that is the 0:13:57.980 --> 0:13:59.300 right match for you in all ways. 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.780 Who said that? Who said that, Jake? 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:08.620 Unfortunately, the situation you're in, though, is so, so sexy. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:15.380 Yeah. I actually used to see a girl and she 0:14:15.460 --> 0:14:16.420 slept with her roommate. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:17.750 Oh, go on. 0:14:18.580 --> 0:14:21.180 It was like we were like talking and she told 0:14:21.260 --> 0:14:24.220 me it happened like before we were talking properly. Yeah. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:25.920 She said it wasn't worth it. 0:14:25.940 --> 0:14:27.830 Dang. 0:14:28.270 --> 0:14:30.890 And I'm bringing it back to that proximity thing. It's 0:14:30.930 --> 0:14:34.570 like forbidden fruit. It's like the tension's there because you 0:14:34.610 --> 0:14:36.350 know you can't do it. She wasn't dating anyone, so 0:14:36.370 --> 0:14:38.110 it wasn't bad, but it's also like shitting where you eat. 0:14:38.650 --> 0:14:40.260 Can I actually tell a quick story? I don't know 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:41.460 if this is fully true or not, and I'm not 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:43.200 going to name any names purely for that reason, but 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.680 I'm pretty sure I know someone. So it's my sister's 0:14:47.980 --> 0:14:48.380 good friend. 0:14:50.970 --> 0:14:52.350 Do I need to cut that or not? 0:14:52.930 --> 0:14:53.470 Nah, no names. 0:14:53.490 --> 0:14:57.030 It doesn't matter. I could be totally wrong here from, 0:14:57.110 --> 0:15:00.420 I'm pretty sure. So my sister's good friend is about 0:15:00.460 --> 0:15:03.400 to get married in like a couple months. 0:15:03.460 --> 0:15:04.040 To her roommate. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:09.040 And I'm pretty, pretty sure they started their relationship as 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.150 a situation ship when they were roommates. And there was many, 0:15:12.250 --> 0:15:14.630 there was many of, there was a lot of times. 0:15:14.650 --> 0:15:16.830 Don't tell her that. There was a lot of, oh wait, yeah, true. 0:15:16.990 --> 0:15:19.010 There was a lot of times of toxicity. No, but 0:15:19.070 --> 0:15:21.150 she wasn't dating someone and cheated on that guy with 0:15:21.330 --> 0:15:24.010 her roommate. But also, I could be wrong there and 0:15:24.030 --> 0:15:25.230 it might not have been his roommate. It might have 0:15:25.250 --> 0:15:28.720 just been someone that she found. But for some reason, 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.880 I'm remembering that they were roommates. Yeah. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:31.700 For some reason. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.940 But I also think like- But they're getting married. 0:15:35.220 --> 0:15:37.060 Fuck, so it can work. But I don't know. Something 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:42.770 about like a roommate to me becomes a family member. Yeah. 0:15:43.310 --> 0:15:43.830 I can see that. 0:15:44.130 --> 0:15:46.030 And that's how I would see them. Like I don't 0:15:46.070 --> 0:15:48.530 want to be- I feel like it's creepy on both sides. 0:15:48.610 --> 0:15:50.550 If like I'm having showers and walking around and like 0:15:50.690 --> 0:15:51.890 you're going to see me in my undies probably. 0:15:52.340 --> 0:15:54.100 Yeah, probably. Like a quick run down to the kitchen. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.720 Walking around in my towel around me junk. And I 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.440 want to know that the people I'm living with aren't 0:15:59.660 --> 0:16:03.170 sexualizing me. Yeah. And I feel like that's just my 0:16:03.210 --> 0:16:06.870 mindset towards that. Whereas probably both of you, but we 0:16:06.910 --> 0:16:10.050 know you are, are fantasizing about this guy. 0:16:10.250 --> 0:16:12.750 Yeah. Look, I was joking around. 0:16:12.790 --> 0:16:15.630 But the right thing to do is I think this 0:16:15.690 --> 0:16:17.690 is a sign that you want more than your boyfriend 0:16:18.110 --> 0:16:19.430 and you should just break up and not tell anyone 0:16:19.450 --> 0:16:20.150 and move on. I agree. 0:16:20.170 --> 0:16:21.820 I agree. Fully agree. 0:16:22.060 --> 0:16:22.380 Yeah. 0:16:22.860 --> 0:16:24.800 Fully, fully agree. I can't say anything else because. 0:16:25.140 --> 0:16:29.400 Because the other option too is it's so, so, so, so, so... No, 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:31.580 I don't... Because you loved your boyfriend at one point 0:16:31.620 --> 0:16:33.280 or you still do, you owe it to him not 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:36.650 to pursue his best friend even if he does feel 0:16:36.670 --> 0:16:37.070 the same way. 0:16:37.150 --> 0:16:38.390 You owe that to your boyfriend. Yeah, of course. And 0:16:38.410 --> 0:16:39.869 then if you and your boyfriend break up and the 0:16:39.930 --> 0:16:41.730 friend for some reason messages you and is like, I'm 0:16:41.750 --> 0:16:45.690 keen as, it's a thing where it's like, look... Respect, no. 0:16:45.770 --> 0:16:48.590 Fully out of respect, you either say no or it's like, 0:16:49.210 --> 0:16:52.770 you know, your boyfriend is now nothing to you or, 0:16:53.010 --> 0:16:54.350 you know, he was something to you, but now he's, 0:16:54.390 --> 0:16:56.620 you know, you're not a boyfriend with him anymore or 0:16:56.630 --> 0:16:58.600 boyfriend and girlfriend with him anymore. It's like you could, 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.180 I'm not saying you'll never be with the best friend. 0:17:01.460 --> 0:17:03.120 The right thing to do, because you, I think if 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.240 you want to break up amicably, this is like a 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:08.870 two-year plan or some shit. You then ask your ex-boyfriend, hey, 0:17:09.470 --> 0:17:11.350 I've got feelings for so-and-so. Do you mind if I 0:17:11.369 --> 0:17:12.609 pursue that? And out of respect to you, I'm not 0:17:12.630 --> 0:17:13.770 going to do it if you say no. Let's see 0:17:13.790 --> 0:17:14.750 what he says. 0:17:14.770 --> 0:17:16.550 Here's the thing, right? Actually, here's one thing I want 0:17:16.570 --> 0:17:17.929 to say, right? Let's just say you break up with 0:17:17.950 --> 0:17:21.040 your boyfriend. And you're going to go down this avenue 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:22.239 of like, okay, I'm doing the right thing. I'm going 0:17:22.260 --> 0:17:23.479 to break up with my boyfriend. I'm going to get 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.580 my head wrapped around things. I'm going to go take 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.840 some time to myself. I'm going to hopefully grow. I'm 0:17:27.859 --> 0:17:28.580 going to live life. 0:17:28.700 --> 0:17:28.960 Right. 0:17:29.380 --> 0:17:31.679 And then in like a year or two, you know, 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:32.980 you're fully over your boyfriend. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.800 Right. You've been over him for a while. And then 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.609 you're thinking like, I've never actually found anyone, you know, 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.570 like I really still think that that friend of his, 0:17:42.609 --> 0:17:44.050 I don't know his name, let's say it's like Jack. 0:17:44.109 --> 0:17:46.870 I really think Jack is still the one for me. 0:17:47.410 --> 0:17:49.710 I don't think you need to get permission from, anyone 0:17:49.750 --> 0:17:50.550 to have a go for. 0:17:50.490 --> 0:17:53.590 Jack suppose that yeah no it's been a couple years 0:17:53.630 --> 0:17:56.520 it's like why not just be like yo jack fucking 0:17:56.580 --> 0:17:59.700 not gonna lie pretty keen you've taken the time. 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:01.160 To really think about this yeah you changed my mind 0:18:01.180 --> 0:18:02.360 you owe your boyfriend. 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.460 Nothing and then it's now you did your butt you 0:18:05.500 --> 0:18:07.080 did everything and then and then it's like it's more 0:18:07.140 --> 0:18:08.960 on jack to go to maybe his friend and say 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.280 look um Hand over the reins. 0:18:11.300 --> 0:18:13.359 Your ex-girlfriend is hand over the reins. 0:18:13.380 --> 0:18:15.020 If you want to be a good friend or not. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.480 Your ex-girlfriend, she's messaged me. I'm not going to lie. 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:18.680 The responsibility. 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:20.199 I would like to pursue this. 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:23.470 And it's like, who is the ex-boyfriend to say, I 0:18:24.150 --> 0:18:27.429 deny you the opportunity of love? He might say, this 0:18:27.490 --> 0:18:29.350 is something that's super uncomfortable to me. This really broke 0:18:29.369 --> 0:18:31.619 my heart. I would appreciate it if you didn't. And 0:18:31.650 --> 0:18:34.040 then the friend has to then accept the fact that 0:18:34.060 --> 0:18:36.900 he's probably going to lose his friend for chasing you. Yeah. 0:18:37.410 --> 0:18:39.930 You know what I mean? And if you come here 0:18:39.990 --> 0:18:42.090 to try and get us to support some unhealthy habits, 0:18:42.150 --> 0:18:44.660 it's just not going to fucking happen. 0:18:44.740 --> 0:18:45.780 Almost got me, but you didn't. 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.380 Because we are the relatables. I know I was saying 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:52.990 it's a sexy situation earlier, but life ain't a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:18:53.510 --> 0:18:55.550 There's so many options, so many traps you could do 0:18:55.590 --> 0:18:56.970 to see if he is interested, but I'm not going 0:18:56.990 --> 0:18:57.410 to tell them. 0:18:57.470 --> 0:18:59.780 That's a good point. There's so many things you could 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:00.780 do to see if he's interested. 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:01.840 Yeah, shit. 0:19:01.859 --> 0:19:03.300 And you'd be doing the wrong thing every time. 0:19:03.540 --> 0:19:05.020 Leave your underwear in his washing basket. 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:05.800 I mean, what? 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:06.699 That would be great. 0:19:07.380 --> 0:19:10.920 All right. My turn. Hey, Mommy and Daddy. Big fan 0:19:10.940 --> 0:19:13.260 of the pod. My dilemma is there's this guy in 0:19:13.300 --> 0:19:13.900 my friend group. 0:19:14.300 --> 0:19:15.179 We are in our 20s. 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:18.020 He has slash had a thing with another girl in 0:19:18.060 --> 0:19:20.379 our group. I recently hooked up with him, and he 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:22.790 seems to be pretty interested in doing more. Now my 0:19:22.830 --> 0:19:26.510 issue is, do I tell her about it after she's 0:19:26.530 --> 0:19:28.850 already questioned me and I've said no? Do I risk 0:19:28.910 --> 0:19:30.619 losing one of my only friendships I have in a 0:19:30.650 --> 0:19:32.900 small town by telling her? Am I a bad friend 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.399 if I continue with this guy knowing she was there first? 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:37.820 Wait, so. 0:19:38.220 --> 0:19:42.080 Girl, how the fuck are you in a small town 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:46.250 with one friend and you've decided to have sex or 0:19:46.290 --> 0:19:46.670 hook up? 0:19:46.730 --> 0:19:48.590 Hook up to me sounded like not have sex because 0:19:48.609 --> 0:19:49.290 he wanted to do more. 0:19:49.570 --> 0:19:49.730 Hook? 0:19:50.100 --> 0:19:51.850 Up to me is sex, isn't it? 0:19:51.859 --> 0:19:53.460 Yeah, normally, but the way she wrote that, I think it's- Okay, 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:54.369 so let's say it's a kiss. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:54.870 Like his tongue. 0:19:54.910 --> 0:19:58.149 What took over your body to say, yeah, this man 0:19:58.250 --> 0:19:59.490 is someone that I can kiss? 0:19:59.770 --> 0:20:00.850 He's one of three, Jake. 0:20:02.340 --> 0:20:04.980 Go for the other two. He's 33%. 0:20:04.980 --> 0:20:08.060 Jack and Jacob. The three of age. 0:20:08.380 --> 0:20:10.680 What part of you thought this is a good idea? 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:13.560 We got one. It was on Patreon. Another dilemma about 0:20:14.220 --> 0:20:18.730 her friend started dating someone she was having sex with. Friendship, guys. 0:20:19.490 --> 0:20:20.230 Sex is great. 0:20:20.570 --> 0:20:21.350 Everyone knows that. 0:20:21.970 --> 0:20:24.370 Having an orgasm is an amazing feeling. You know what's better? 0:20:24.590 --> 0:20:25.330 A good friendship. 0:20:26.100 --> 0:20:26.700 Yeah, in the long run. 0:20:26.940 --> 0:20:28.640 In the long run. Oh, no. In the short run, no. 0:20:30.210 --> 0:20:32.430 Well, in the short run, clearly not because the orgasm 0:20:32.770 --> 0:20:33.950 is winning sometimes. 0:20:34.290 --> 0:20:36.330 Yeah, it's on it. Like, we used to say a lot, 0:20:36.390 --> 0:20:38.350 and it's still true, men think with their penis. But also, 0:20:38.410 --> 0:20:40.770 a lot of people just think with the orgasm. Actually, true. 0:20:40.810 --> 0:20:42.640 Do women ever think with their clit? 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:42.680 100%. 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:46.000 Not necessarily. It could be penetration. It could be anything. 0:20:46.060 --> 0:20:50.920 It's called clithinking. Clinking? 0:20:51.180 --> 0:20:52.240 Yeah, clithinking. 0:20:52.320 --> 0:21:02.720 Thinking, clinking, clitorising, clitorinking. It's called clitting. It's called clinking. 0:21:03.060 --> 0:21:05.280 Yo, you've been clinking again. I'm not going to lie, guys. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:06.720 I'm clinking over here. 0:21:08.060 --> 0:21:08.900 I'm clinking. 0:21:10.490 --> 0:21:12.430 Guys, clinking. 0:21:13.570 --> 0:21:16.210 Let us know if anyone's listening has clinked before. 0:21:16.230 --> 0:21:18.890 Because it's a big thing where, like, you know, they'll 0:21:18.910 --> 0:21:21.930 be like, you're thinking with the wrong head. Yeah. You know, 0:21:21.970 --> 0:21:25.410 men will be like, you're thinking with the wrong head, blah, blah, blah. Um, 0:21:25.490 --> 0:21:26.950 and that's such a common thing for men to do. 0:21:26.970 --> 0:21:29.450 I need to know if women are out here clinking. Yeah. 0:21:29.470 --> 0:21:31.590 If they're clinking. Well, they get like wet. 0:21:31.630 --> 0:21:33.960 Is it more like to do with like, I don't 0:21:34.060 --> 0:21:36.859 think women just get like wet. 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:38.320 Yeah, they do. Really? 0:21:38.340 --> 0:21:42.399 Like just standing there doing nothing. They just get really. 0:21:44.859 --> 0:21:47.260 Just standing there doing nothing, right? 0:21:47.300 --> 0:21:47.720 No. 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:48.400 I thought like. 0:21:48.420 --> 0:21:51.220 You don't just like get a full rock hard boner 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:53.470 just by standing there. You get a bit of charm. 0:21:53.550 --> 0:21:53.830 True. 0:21:53.890 --> 0:21:56.230 If Beth started like rubbing your knee a little bit 0:21:56.250 --> 0:21:58.010 and then you start going on your head, oh, imagine 0:21:58.030 --> 0:21:58.889 what she looks like naked. 0:21:58.990 --> 0:21:59.890 Yeah. You'll be getting. 0:21:59.910 --> 0:22:00.590 That's the same thing. 0:22:00.890 --> 0:22:01.170 Yeah. 0:22:01.190 --> 0:22:03.040 I don't think so. Ask your girlfriend if she's ever 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:03.840 got wet thinking about you. 0:22:03.859 --> 0:22:10.500 I don't want to know the answer. That's far too 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.580 honest of a person because if she hasn't, she'll break 0:22:12.619 --> 0:22:15.560 my heart. She'll break my poor little heart. I don't 0:22:15.580 --> 0:22:16.280 think I can take it. 0:22:16.300 --> 0:22:22.550 Maybe someone else. I'm like 99% sure. But like way 0:22:22.590 --> 0:22:24.190 too intimate. But haven't you ever gone down and spent it? 0:22:24.790 --> 0:22:25.550 Yeah, of course. 0:22:25.590 --> 0:22:27.530 Yeah, but that's after like, you know, a couple minutes 0:22:27.550 --> 0:22:27.949 of kissing. 0:22:28.150 --> 0:22:28.670 Yeah, true. 0:22:28.690 --> 0:22:31.070 So I understand that got her wet. True, true. 0:22:32.330 --> 0:22:35.520 I think a good thought can get them wet. 0:22:36.190 --> 0:22:38.640 Like Beth's never been, you know, we've never been out. 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:41.060 I'm fucking, I'm so good. 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:41.859 We've never been out. 0:22:41.780 --> 0:22:43.280 For dinner or anything and she's just gone. 0:22:44.109 --> 0:22:44.810 So I went for you right now. 0:22:44.830 --> 0:22:47.210 I also think like after dating for a while, I 0:22:47.230 --> 0:22:48.670 will be on your side and think it happens a 0:22:48.710 --> 0:22:51.399 lot less. In the beginning. 0:22:51.420 --> 0:22:51.900 Yeah, in the beginning. 0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:52.379 In the beginning. 0:22:53.300 --> 0:22:59.200 In the beginning. Is that niche? That can't be niche. 0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:00.459 In the beginning. In the beginning. 0:23:00.500 --> 0:23:01.760 That can't be niche. 0:23:01.780 --> 0:23:03.750 What do we say? So if you've been clinking, let 0:23:03.810 --> 0:23:06.629 us know. Yeah. Um, clitter inking. 0:23:06.970 --> 0:23:08.660 Oh yeah. Wait, shit. We didn't even help this baddie. 0:23:08.980 --> 0:23:10.700 Um, let's go. Did we? 0:23:10.859 --> 0:23:11.359 Yeah. 0:23:11.540 --> 0:23:12.179 We helped her. 0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:13.360 She said, am I a bad friend? 0:23:13.380 --> 0:23:14.699 We just made up a new word for her to 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:16.140 use to tell her friend what she's. 0:23:16.619 --> 0:23:18.240 Sorry, babe. I've been clinking. 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:19.580 Forgive me. 0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:22.140 Uh, am I a bad friend if I continue with 0:23:22.180 --> 0:23:23.830 this guy knowing she was there first? 0:23:24.650 --> 0:23:25.590 Yeah. A hundred percent. 0:23:25.750 --> 0:23:26.070 Yeah. 0:23:26.470 --> 0:23:28.530 Get permission from her if you really want to pursue it. 0:23:28.550 --> 0:23:30.850 But also, don't be offended if she says, nah, like 0:23:30.970 --> 0:23:31.650 I would actually care. 0:23:31.670 --> 0:23:34.010 But also, let's be real here. We just literally had 0:23:34.050 --> 0:23:36.570 a dilemma on Patreon where one of the baddies was 0:23:36.609 --> 0:23:38.950 seeing a guy from the start said he wanted to 0:23:38.970 --> 0:23:41.260 be casual. They ended up ending things after like a 0:23:41.340 --> 0:23:45.300 pretty decently long situationship. Then her friend, it's like such 0:23:45.340 --> 0:23:47.300 a similar situation. Her friend is like, oh, I like 0:23:47.340 --> 0:23:49.140 this guy. Any chance I can pursue it? And she goes, 0:23:49.740 --> 0:23:53.040 obviously like she's not going to be like, no. You 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:54.699 know what I mean? So it's like, even if you 0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:58.129 ask this friend, She's going to say yes purely out 0:23:58.150 --> 0:23:59.790 of just the feeling like she has to say yes 0:23:59.850 --> 0:24:03.990 because it's just their thing wasn't a serious, serious thing. 0:24:04.369 --> 0:24:06.800 So you're not being a good friend of even asking her, 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:07.170 I reckon. 0:24:07.190 --> 0:24:08.320 True, because you don't want to put your friend in 0:24:08.340 --> 0:24:09.080 that position, do you? 0:24:09.210 --> 0:24:09.430 Yeah. 0:24:09.970 --> 0:24:11.480 So just stop it. 0:24:11.700 --> 0:24:16.220 Stop clinking. Stop it outright. Stop clinking and start using 0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:16.460 the clip. 0:24:16.480 --> 0:24:17.679 You've also been a bad friend for lying. 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:18.240 True. 0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:18.600 Fuck. 0:24:18.859 --> 0:24:19.359 Yeah. 0:24:20.140 --> 0:24:20.780 Friendship rules. 0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:21.520 You're a clinker. 0:24:22.460 --> 0:24:22.940 Yeah. 0:24:23.020 --> 0:24:25.020 Wait, I feel like. Oh, I was going to say, 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:26.440 I feel like clinker sounds like a slur, but I 0:24:26.500 --> 0:24:30.260 actually recently, not recently, a little while ago, I saw 0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:33.500 this trend on TikTok where people were creating like, in 0:24:33.540 --> 0:24:35.600 the future, robots are going to be AI or whatever 0:24:35.619 --> 0:24:36.239 and have feelings and stuff. 0:24:36.270 --> 0:24:36.720 And they were clinkers. 0:24:36.900 --> 0:24:38.170 And people are calling them clinkers. 0:24:38.470 --> 0:24:40.830 There's going to be some humanoid robots come out and 0:24:40.850 --> 0:24:42.470 people are going to be like, hey, clinker, come do this. 0:24:42.550 --> 0:24:43.770 And then it's going to get to a point where 0:24:43.790 --> 0:24:45.010 the robots are like, don't call me that. 0:24:45.130 --> 0:24:46.290 Yeah. 0:24:46.410 --> 0:24:48.650 So I'm never ever going to be calling a robot 0:24:48.670 --> 0:24:50.900 a clinker from the beginning. From the beginning. 0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:51.940 From the beginning. 0:24:59.510 --> 0:25:00.170 All right, baddies. 0:25:00.590 --> 0:25:01.010 Time. 0:25:01.290 --> 0:25:04.010 I'd like to bring in a fresh new segment and 0:25:04.030 --> 0:25:06.040 I'm going to call it nostalgia. And it is going 0:25:06.060 --> 0:25:09.300 to be where Audie and I talk about something nostalgic 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:12.640 from our lives while we eat something nostalgic. 0:25:13.020 --> 0:25:15.680 And the best thing that we could eat right now, Jake, 0:25:16.100 --> 0:25:19.800 would be, you mentioned, a fresh, original glazed, or whatever 0:25:19.820 --> 0:25:21.740 you like, Krispy Kreme donut. 0:25:21.920 --> 0:25:22.380 Hell yeah. 0:25:22.530 --> 0:25:25.670 Because as a kid, I definitely remember going into a 0:25:25.690 --> 0:25:28.750 Krispy Kreme shop, you walk in, your nose smells the 0:25:28.810 --> 0:25:31.689 original glaze, and then just as a kid, you just 0:25:31.710 --> 0:25:33.590 start to smile because your parents are going to buy 0:25:33.609 --> 0:25:36.070 you a donut. You pick one. It's such a good occasion. 0:25:36.310 --> 0:25:37.170 On the way to the airport? 0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:40.300 Yeah, there would be no better nostalgic treat than a 0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:41.040 Krispy Kreme donut. 0:25:41.700 --> 0:25:42.340 Right, agreed. 0:25:42.540 --> 0:25:44.840 I remember because there only used to be one way 0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:47.050 to the airport in Sydney. And so on the way 0:25:47.109 --> 0:25:50.869 there is a standalone Krispy Kreme shop. 0:25:51.170 --> 0:25:51.390 Yeah. 0:25:51.490 --> 0:25:52.710 But yeah, we used to do on the way to 0:25:52.730 --> 0:25:56.260 the airport. But my question for you. 0:25:56.190 --> 0:25:59.630 This week, Oddie, while I pick up my donut, is 0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:06.140 did you have, because I had one, a routine from 0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:08.620 when you would get home from school as a kid? 0:26:09.180 --> 0:26:10.520 Ooh, what age are we talking? 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:14.760 It could be any. Mine is from memory. I was 0:26:14.820 --> 0:26:15.480 living in Canada. 0:26:16.310 --> 0:26:19.140 So I would have been anywhere from like year three 0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:20.340 to five. 0:26:20.700 --> 0:26:23.119 Okay, if we're talking primary school, the first one that 0:26:23.140 --> 0:26:26.739 comes to mind is I'd get off the bus and 0:26:26.780 --> 0:26:28.660 then it was about a 10-minute walk up a hill. 0:26:29.220 --> 0:26:30.930 I remember walking up the hill, I'd cut through a 0:26:30.970 --> 0:26:32.710 house because everyone used to be nice back in the 0:26:32.750 --> 0:26:33.929 day and you could cut through a house to get 0:26:33.950 --> 0:26:34.330 to my house. 0:26:34.350 --> 0:26:34.409 Oh! 0:26:35.260 --> 0:26:38.020 And save the trip, whereas you couldn't do that now. Oi, 0:26:38.140 --> 0:26:41.680 remember when people used to live by Love Thy Neighbour? Yeah. 0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:44.540 Nobody does that anymore. 0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:47.180 We will, mate, when we live together. Not together, next 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:47.640 to each other. 0:26:48.090 --> 0:26:49.889 Bloody oath we will, mate. 0:26:50.230 --> 0:26:52.670 And then I would get home. And do you remember ABC3? 0:26:52.750 --> 0:26:53.090 Yeah. 0:26:53.450 --> 0:26:54.390 Yeah, I do. 0:26:54.550 --> 0:26:55.310 But I didn't watch it. 0:26:55.310 --> 0:26:59.649 Yeah, because you had Foxtel. You had all those bougie networks, eh? 0:26:59.670 --> 0:26:59.750 Yeah. 0:27:01.369 --> 0:27:05.070 I would chuck on ABC3, grab some cereal and just 0:27:05.150 --> 0:27:10.359 watch like either a cartoon or I can't remember the exact. 0:27:10.580 --> 0:27:15.460 I loved Take Me Back to the Sweet Time. 0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:17.320 Oh, he's talking about Bondi Rescue. 0:27:17.340 --> 0:27:18.419 Is that Bondi Rescue? 0:27:18.500 --> 0:27:21.320 That's Bondi Rescue, bro. That's nostalgia. 0:27:21.340 --> 0:27:25.560 That is nostalgia. That's Australian nostalgia right there. I don't 0:27:25.580 --> 0:27:27.199 think it was, but what was the one where they 0:27:27.220 --> 0:27:28.020 were in a surf camp? 0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:29.699 Isn't that Stoked? 0:27:30.430 --> 0:27:32.629 No, no, no, not the animated one. How they went 0:27:32.650 --> 0:27:35.110 to high school and they're all trying to be pro surfers. 0:27:35.510 --> 0:27:36.230 Not Puberty Blues. 0:27:36.250 --> 0:27:36.930 Blue Water High. 0:27:37.630 --> 0:27:39.550 Blue Water High. That was it. 0:27:40.250 --> 0:27:43.070 That's an Australian icon of a show. 0:27:43.390 --> 0:27:44.230 I love that show. 0:27:45.609 --> 0:27:49.900 I moved to Australia too late to watch that. But, okay, 0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:53.919 mine is... So, where I lived in Canada, a small 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:58.740 town called Chase. And me and my older sister, we... 0:27:59.230 --> 0:28:03.080 I seem to remember her being about two years above. 0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:03.800 Me in school, I think. 0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:09.100 And so I would have been, I just remember at school, 0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:13.020 very small town and we lived maybe two kilometers away. 0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:15.320 So we would walk to and from school each day 0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:17.440 because my stepdad would be at work and my mom 0:28:17.460 --> 0:28:21.210 would also be at work. And so me and Joanna, 0:28:21.570 --> 0:28:24.070 I just remember, I don't know why it was like, 0:28:24.090 --> 0:28:27.110 I swear we did this for literally years. 0:28:27.770 --> 0:28:28.490 We would get home. 0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:31.560 And it would just be like classic kid, get home, 0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:35.000 kick the shoes off, throw the bag down. Because I 0:28:35.060 --> 0:28:36.820 always seem to remember mom getting home and be like, Jake, 0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:38.220 pick your bag up, blah, blah. Anyway. 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:40.420 I remember that too. 0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:44.280 We would go to the kitchen, we would grab a snack, 0:28:44.580 --> 0:28:46.560 and then we would sit down. And I just, I 0:28:46.620 --> 0:28:48.820 don't know why I can picture this so clearly, but 0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:50.780 we used to sit down, turn the TV on, and 0:28:51.260 --> 0:28:53.920 every single day, as soon as school finished, we'd get 0:28:53.980 --> 0:28:56.459 home and we would watch this show called Dick and 0:28:56.550 --> 0:28:58.200 Jane's Spy Parents. 0:28:58.770 --> 0:28:59.370 Never heard of it. 0:28:59.750 --> 0:29:00.670 Never heard of it? 0:29:01.070 --> 0:29:02.080 It must be a Canadian thing. 0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:05.740 God, I hope, like, I think it's called Dick and 0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:08.640 Jane's Spy Parents. I can't fully remember, but it's definitely something, 0:29:08.740 --> 0:29:10.620 something spy parents. 0:29:10.940 --> 0:29:12.260 And I used to remember. 0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:15.950 That we would be, we would, like, look at each 0:29:16.010 --> 0:29:18.730 other and be happy if we got home in time 0:29:19.050 --> 0:29:20.810 for that show. Yeah. 0:29:21.190 --> 0:29:23.910 I remember that. What? What happened to live TV where 0:29:23.930 --> 0:29:26.530 you had to be there at like 6 p.m. or 0:29:26.530 --> 0:29:29.010 3 p.m.? It was the same show airing. I forgot 0:29:29.070 --> 0:29:29.730 about that. 0:29:29.750 --> 0:29:32.890 Do you remember when you could miss a show and 0:29:33.230 --> 0:29:36.870 that means you missed the show? Do you remember when 0:29:37.030 --> 0:29:37.650 I remember. 0:29:37.430 --> 0:29:39.970 When Foxtel brought out being able to record a show? 0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:41.920 And go back and watch it? We never had that. 0:29:41.980 --> 0:29:43.660 And you would record it and you'd have to watch 0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:44.600 the ads and everything. 0:29:44.860 --> 0:29:45.980 I remember, yeah, because I used to go to a 0:29:45.980 --> 0:29:48.020 soccer training at night and my favorite show was on 0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:50.140 and I'd be like, Mom, what happened? I missed it. 0:29:50.220 --> 0:29:52.500 What happened in Survivor? What happened in Home and Away? 0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:56.440 Oi, crazy, crazy, crazy. 0:29:56.540 --> 0:29:59.890 Oi, actually, funny enough, We'll wrap up this week, but 0:29:59.950 --> 0:30:02.270 next week, I think I have a good one about 0:30:02.290 --> 0:30:04.110 remembering when streaming services came out. 0:30:04.710 --> 0:30:08.090 Oh, man. It's making me feel old, but there's something 0:30:08.290 --> 0:30:10.870 so nice about reminiscing with. 0:30:10.770 --> 0:30:11.510 A friend, eh? 0:30:11.870 --> 0:30:12.350 Yeah. 0:30:12.410 --> 0:30:16.640 We highly recommend sitting down, box of Krispy Kreme donuts, fresh, 0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:20.760 original glazed, talking about nostalgic memories. 100%. 0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:22.970 That smell has such a nostalgic element to it. 0:30:22.980 --> 0:30:31.870 The Ladybug. I have, I found a TikTok and I 0:30:31.930 --> 0:30:35.690 thought the days of icks were over, but I found 0:30:35.730 --> 0:30:37.530 a new one and it says, girls, what's the smallest 0:30:37.570 --> 0:30:39.670 thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick? 0:30:40.380 --> 0:30:42.880 And I would normally actually steer clear, but some of 0:30:42.900 --> 0:30:44.000 these were fucking funny. 0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:44.540 Okay. 0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:47.620 Watched the barber pump him up on the chair and 0:30:47.660 --> 0:30:48.660 it really affected me. 0:30:50.020 --> 0:30:51.260 I've never thought of that. 0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:55.910 True. True. A barber replied to it and he goes, dang, 0:30:55.930 --> 0:30:59.070 I can't even pump up my customers anymore. 0:30:59.890 --> 0:31:03.190 And it's because they're so short. The more pumps, pump, pump, pump, pump, 0:31:03.230 --> 0:31:05.750 pump for those short kings out there. If you really 0:31:05.830 --> 0:31:08.190 think about it. Let bro get a fade though. 0:31:08.270 --> 0:31:10.700 I would like to say that getting pumped up on 0:31:10.740 --> 0:31:14.860 the barber's chair is actually quite demoralizing when I really 0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:18.080 think about it. It's actually quite demoralizing. 0:31:18.170 --> 0:31:20.580 Bros, don't be taking your girl to the barber with you, eh? 0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:21.020 No. 0:31:21.100 --> 0:31:22.580 Leave her at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:31:22.600 --> 0:31:24.700 That's just something for mums when you're a kid, when 0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:26.080 your mum takes you to the barber and just sits 0:31:26.140 --> 0:31:26.740 over in the corner. 0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:28.550 The mums out there are probably getting the ick too. Fuck, 0:31:28.570 --> 0:31:29.250 that's my son. 0:31:29.270 --> 0:31:31.490 When did you go from hairdresser to barber? 0:31:33.470 --> 0:31:34.390 When I could drive myself. 0:31:35.190 --> 0:31:37.020 Yeah, honestly, same. I was a hairdresser up until I 0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:37.480 could drive myself. 0:31:37.500 --> 0:31:38.300 Yeah, that's because our mums took us. 0:31:38.300 --> 0:31:38.380 Yeah. 0:31:38.610 --> 0:31:41.050 And then you realize how, like, no offense, they're not 0:31:41.090 --> 0:31:42.550 trained to do it, how bad that fades. 0:31:42.810 --> 0:31:43.430 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:31:43.790 --> 0:31:45.310 And to be fair, I've never been a fade guy. 0:31:45.350 --> 0:31:46.790 So just a haircut's always very simple. 0:31:47.050 --> 0:31:48.930 I was looking at some of my old haircuts, like 0:31:48.950 --> 0:31:50.530 how high they were. I'm like, far out. 0:31:50.730 --> 0:31:52.520 I actually am an idiot. I probably need to start. 0:31:52.540 --> 0:31:54.260 So I'll go to a barber and all I get 0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:58.920 is a haircut. But they just, they charge a lot, right? 0:31:58.980 --> 0:32:02.080 Barbers are expensive. And I could just go to Just 0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:06.120 Cuts and get a, you know, probably a $ 35, $ 40 0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:09.520 haircut for 40 minutes or whatever. And it's, cheaper true 0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.060 same exact same thing. 0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:15.580 Yeah hairdressers is like pretty expensive oh yeah i feel 0:32:15.620 --> 0:32:17.000 i feel for girls though too like their hair is 0:32:17.020 --> 0:32:20.740 like 450 plus like color and. 0:32:20.780 --> 0:32:22.260 Best went the other day and she was there for 0:32:22.300 --> 0:32:24.730 like four hours and it was like five hundred dollars. 0:32:24.710 --> 0:32:26.510 I also like what do they do like what what 0:32:26.530 --> 0:32:28.130 if a girl just like this is gonna sound dumb 0:32:28.150 --> 0:32:30.450 like if she just grows her hair out naturally what 0:32:30.470 --> 0:32:31.270 are they doing. 0:32:32.910 --> 0:32:38.040 So here's something i do right When Beth gets her 0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:38.520 hair done. 0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:41.920 But she, no, because she used to be blonde. So 0:32:41.940 --> 0:32:45.900 now they have to maintain the natural color. Yeah, yeah. 0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:47.220 So she's going back to her natural color. 0:32:47.370 --> 0:32:49.890 But back when she was blonde, I can understand now 0:32:49.950 --> 0:32:52.610 that she kind of ruined her natural hair color. And 0:32:52.630 --> 0:32:53.550 she doesn't want to start again. 0:32:53.710 --> 0:32:54.870 Yeah, that's true. 0:32:55.110 --> 0:32:56.710 But what if it all naturally out from the start? 0:32:57.330 --> 0:32:59.330 So she gets a tone. 0:32:59.550 --> 0:33:00.110 Yeah, I know. 0:33:00.210 --> 0:33:01.030 She gets some coloring. 0:33:01.050 --> 0:33:01.950 Gets some blending. 0:33:01.990 --> 0:33:02.350 Blending. 0:33:03.010 --> 0:33:06.000 I assume at the very beginning you get a clean 0:33:06.780 --> 0:33:09.420 and you get a dry and then you get the foils, 0:33:09.760 --> 0:33:12.800 which is part of the coloring. So I just want 0:33:12.820 --> 0:33:14.620 to say something. And this is like being me being 0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:16.460 fully transparent. And I don't think this is bad. I 0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:19.710 think that this is me being a supportive boyfriend. So 0:33:20.210 --> 0:33:23.370 I can tell the difference when Beth gets her hair done. 0:33:24.210 --> 0:33:26.130 but I can't tell the $ 500 difference. You know what 0:33:26.190 --> 0:33:26.470 I mean? 0:33:26.790 --> 0:33:27.730 You know what I'm saying? 0:33:27.750 --> 0:33:29.690 So I can't tell the $ 500 difference. So, but what 0:33:29.730 --> 0:33:31.070 I do do is when I see it, I say, 0:33:31.110 --> 0:33:35.190 oh my God, it looks amazing. It's beautiful. It's worth 0:33:35.210 --> 0:33:36.800 every penny. 0:33:37.220 --> 0:33:39.740 I'll tell you what. So Cassie's not a natural blonde. 0:33:40.380 --> 0:33:40.600 No. 0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:41.760 I can tell the difference. 0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:43.480 Between what, natural and not natural? 0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:48.220 Like prior enough. Imagine if you just had this. 0:33:48.140 --> 0:33:51.640 Skill and you were like, you're not a natural blonde. 0:33:51.940 --> 0:33:54.850 You are a natural blonde. Because it fades over time 0:33:54.870 --> 0:33:56.390 and then I can tell when it's been redone. It's 0:33:56.410 --> 0:33:57.190 more like vibrant. 0:33:57.390 --> 0:33:59.210 And also, I guess if you're not natural blonde and 0:33:59.230 --> 0:34:00.930 your hair is brown, your roots grow out. 0:34:01.110 --> 0:34:05.950 Last time Cassie went to the hairdressers, Sofa Dofa sat 0:34:05.990 --> 0:34:06.390 next to her. 0:34:06.610 --> 0:34:07.490 Heck, did she talk to her? 0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:08.560 Yeah, yeah, for a little bit. 0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:10.520 And Sofa Dofa goes, I love your uggs. 0:34:10.540 --> 0:34:15.650 Where are they from? Cassie's like, came up. Sofa Dofa's like, fuck. 0:34:16.290 --> 0:34:17.790 I was hoping for something a bit more high-end. A 0:34:17.790 --> 0:34:21.359 bit high-end. Bro, she's rich, eh? 0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:22.080 Yeah, she's rich. 0:34:22.100 --> 0:34:23.340 She should just start her own ugly. 0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:24.259 That means Cassie's rich. 0:34:24.300 --> 0:34:27.020 What is she doing? Wait, Cassie, you have no business 0:34:27.060 --> 0:34:29.000 going to the same hairdresser as Sofadova. 0:34:29.140 --> 0:34:29.759 Legit. 0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:34.279 Fuck, what were we talking about? 0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:40.020 Oh, girls, what's the smallest thing that, sorry, girls, what's 0:34:40.060 --> 0:34:42.379 the smallest thing a man did that instantly gave you 0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:45.239 the ick? I was on my period and he called 0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:46.580 me his little ketchup packet. 0:34:48.300 --> 0:34:48.759 Oh, damn. 0:34:51.489 --> 0:34:54.989 Why does anyone think that's a good idea? Well, I 0:34:55.010 --> 0:34:56.270 feel like I could say that to Beth and she 0:34:56.290 --> 0:34:59.180 wouldn't get the ick. Because we're so far into it. 0:34:59.260 --> 0:35:04.600 My little ketchup bucket. The funniest thing happened the other day. 0:35:04.620 --> 0:35:09.759 So Cassie, prior to getting her period, would always say 0:35:09.780 --> 0:35:11.680 to me, I'm getting my period, I'm getting so hungry. 0:35:12.580 --> 0:35:15.480 And the other day, she goes to me, I knew 0:35:15.500 --> 0:35:17.959 her period was coming soon. She goes, I'm so hungry. 0:35:17.980 --> 0:35:19.720 I was like, oh, you're getting close to your period. 0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:24.500 She goes, am I not allowed to be hungry? Well, 0:35:24.540 --> 0:35:26.589 to be fair, she's almost trained you. 0:35:26.610 --> 0:35:28.450 Have you ever heard about the thing where the farmer 0:35:28.469 --> 0:35:29.750 rings a bell, then feeds everyone? 0:35:29.770 --> 0:35:31.950 And feeds all his animals. So then the bell now 0:35:32.010 --> 0:35:33.350 means food. So they all come running when they hear 0:35:33.370 --> 0:35:35.009 the bell. Cassie says, I'm hungry. 0:35:35.030 --> 0:35:35.850 And you think, oh. Yeah. 0:35:36.230 --> 0:35:39.440 And I'm like, I said, hold up. Either way, you're 0:35:39.460 --> 0:35:40.779 allowed to do whatever you want. You're allowed to be 0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:43.080 hungry or not. But I'm just connecting the dots because 0:35:43.100 --> 0:35:44.620 it asks like, you're like, why am I so hungry? 0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:44.980 Yeah. 0:35:45.780 --> 0:35:47.359 I'm giving you an answer. 0:35:47.380 --> 0:35:53.390 It was a trap from the start. Girls, what's the 0:35:53.450 --> 0:35:55.589 smallest thing a man did that immediately gave you the ick? 0:35:56.090 --> 0:35:57.810 He would use a baby voice when he woke up 0:35:58.170 --> 0:36:01.490 and would send me a good morning message, a voice message, 0:36:01.530 --> 0:36:05.279 like good morning baby in a baby voice, right? And 0:36:05.300 --> 0:36:07.339 then she says, ruined my day every day. 0:36:09.820 --> 0:36:12.640 Good morning, my little squishy wishy. 0:36:12.900 --> 0:36:14.960 I'm trying to think about baby voices. I find I'll 0:36:14.980 --> 0:36:16.359 do it to my dogs more. 0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:18.860 Yeah, but that's not baby. That's like high-pitched. 0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:20.260 Yes, high-pitched. 0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:23.440 Baby's like, oh, my God. I see. 0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:24.460 I don't do that. I just can't. 0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:27.219 I just want to give you a cuddle. Like with Beth, I'll. 0:36:27.140 --> 0:36:29.540 Be like, I call her like Missy. 0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:32.580 Picky because I call her Picky. I don't know why 0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:35.660 I never called her Pickle. Picky evolved from Pickle anyway. 0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:38.400 And so I'll hit it with like, I'm like, I 0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:41.200 miss a Pookie. Like that's my kind of babiest thing 0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:41.859 I'll do to her. 0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:42.480 Yeah. 0:36:42.500 --> 0:36:43.540 Just like get her attention. 0:36:43.820 --> 0:36:45.520 What about you? I don't, okay. 0:36:45.860 --> 0:36:48.299 What do I, I say Pookie. Oh, Pooks, Pooks. 0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:50.500 I think it's so funny that Pookie is ended up 0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:52.020 becoming the unironic nickname. 0:36:52.100 --> 0:36:54.380 I tried to, I've been trying like some new stuff, 0:36:54.420 --> 0:36:56.600 like Pookahonus. Very hard to get a new one in there, 0:36:56.660 --> 0:36:56.880 isn't it? 0:36:56.900 --> 0:36:57.420 Pookahonus. 0:36:57.460 --> 0:36:58.380 Cassie didn't like that. No. 0:36:58.580 --> 0:37:01.180 It was from Pocahontas. And apparently like. Pookahontas. 0:37:01.489 --> 0:37:03.970 That's got like, I don't know, bad juju around it. Oh, okay. 0:37:03.989 --> 0:37:04.169 Fair. 0:37:04.570 --> 0:37:06.790 And then private Pookie. Cause Cassie was in the army. 0:37:08.090 --> 0:37:08.590 Pee pee. 0:37:08.610 --> 0:37:11.650 Private pee pee is pretty funny. 0:37:14.150 --> 0:37:14.330 Oh, shit. 0:37:14.410 --> 0:37:17.410 She didn't like that. 0:37:17.950 --> 0:37:21.230 He walked me out to my car barefoot, kissed me goodnight, 0:37:21.270 --> 0:37:23.220 then ran back into his house on his tippy toes 0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:26.020 like a fairy. No, that's cute. 0:37:26.340 --> 0:37:30.240 He was so happy. He was giddy just to say 0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:30.879 bye to you. 0:37:30.940 --> 0:37:33.100 Yeah, why'd they give you the ick? He was kicking 0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:36.259 his feet when he got home. He couldn't hold it in. 0:37:36.500 --> 0:37:37.580 That guy was a soft lover. 0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:44.189 He was a very gentle lover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:37:44.230 --> 0:37:45.469 Girls, what's the smallest. 0:37:45.190 --> 0:37:47.629 Thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick? 0:37:48.690 --> 0:37:52.670 He followed Instagram on Instagram. Okay, that is the ick. 0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:57.880 I've always thought, do Instagram buy their followers? They have 0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:01.100 like 200 million followers. Surely they do. 0:38:01.420 --> 0:38:03.719 Is it like an automatic thing? Do you reckon Instagram 0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:06.239 ever culls the bots that follow them? No. But they 0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:07.450 cull our bots, the dogs. 0:38:08.350 --> 0:38:12.430 We lost like 12,000 followers one day and we were like, fuck, 0:38:12.550 --> 0:38:13.270 are we ruined? 0:38:13.310 --> 0:38:16.180 We were like, surely 12,000 people didn't wake up and think, 0:38:16.260 --> 0:38:18.339 I hate the relationship now. I was wigging out when 0:38:18.380 --> 0:38:21.060 that happened. 0:38:21.340 --> 0:38:22.980 They should give you a little like, hey, we just 0:38:23.020 --> 0:38:24.160 culled all the robots. 0:38:24.219 --> 0:38:26.549 Yeah, like we put a lot of effort into getting 0:38:26.570 --> 0:38:30.210 these followers. It's like put some respect on some influencers' names. 0:38:31.350 --> 0:38:33.530 First world problem for sure. 0:38:33.550 --> 0:38:35.890 He burnt the roof of his mouth on a chicken nugget. 0:38:36.510 --> 0:38:38.549 took the week off work sick because of it and 0:38:38.620 --> 0:38:40.200 moved back to his mum's for a week so she 0:38:40.219 --> 0:38:41.000 could take care of him. 0:38:41.980 --> 0:38:44.420 I tell you what, we have a friend. I don't 0:38:44.460 --> 0:38:46.440 know why it made me think of this. He is 0:38:46.540 --> 0:38:48.580 not an active person and he came to the gym 0:38:48.620 --> 0:38:52.930 with us. He was in his fitness journey and we 0:38:52.969 --> 0:38:55.969 hit legs and finished with calves. And I don't think 0:38:56.010 --> 0:38:58.430 he'd ever hit calves before in his life. Next day. 0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:04.660 He was crippled. He took the week off work. He 0:39:04.700 --> 0:39:06.900 worked for his dad. He's a plumber. Fucking trade. He 0:39:06.940 --> 0:39:09.380 took the whole week off work. He definitely took a day, 0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:09.920 didn't he? 0:39:09.960 --> 0:39:11.480 Yeah. No, I think he took a week off. 0:39:11.700 --> 0:39:13.399 Or it was a Wednesday and he took Wednesday, Thursday, 0:39:13.420 --> 0:39:13.660 Friday off. 0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:14.239 He couldn't walk. 0:39:14.380 --> 0:39:16.919 And then he lived underneath us. He went to his 0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:20.410 little flat and he was like going around on his bum. Right. 0:39:20.450 --> 0:39:22.890 He couldn't walk. He couldn't walk. 0:39:23.730 --> 0:39:25.870 And I just thought, you cannot be serious. 0:39:25.890 --> 0:39:27.029 And he's like, no, no, you don't get it. 0:39:27.030 --> 0:39:27.610 You don't get it. 0:39:27.610 --> 0:39:30.800 And I was just thinking, like, come on. I know, 0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:31.759 I get it hurts. 0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:33.940 But he was like, you know when a dog has to, like, 0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:36.580 itch his bum and he has his bum across the ground? 0:39:36.620 --> 0:39:38.439 That's what he was doing, like, scooting around like that. 0:39:38.780 --> 0:39:40.700 Like, you just, once you warm up, it sort of 0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:41.180 goes away. 0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:42.080 Yeah, 100%. 0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:46.259 He burped when we were kissing. That's disgusting. 0:39:46.540 --> 0:39:47.739 Have you ever felt one of them coming on? 0:39:48.420 --> 0:39:52.590 Oh, yeah. You ever been mid-sesh? Wait, two worst things. 0:39:53.850 --> 0:39:57.930 Two worst things. Mid-session, a burp's coming on or a 0:39:57.989 --> 0:39:58.660 fart's coming on. 0:39:59.060 --> 0:40:01.800 I've never had a fart in sexy time. You've never farted? 0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:04.980 I've never felt even felt. I feel like anatomically, even 0:40:05.020 --> 0:40:07.240 like I think too, because when I get a boner, 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:08.860 I think like that controls everything. 0:40:09.140 --> 0:40:09.400 Really? 0:40:09.420 --> 0:40:11.620 That comes first. That's more important than anything else. 0:40:11.700 --> 0:40:16.640 My body has betrayed me many a times. 0:40:16.739 --> 0:40:17.560 I see that actually. 0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:20.200 He shivered because he was cold. 0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:21.359 Come on. 0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:24.799 Fuck sakes. He tried to speak to the waiter and 0:40:24.820 --> 0:40:26.239 the waiter didn't hear him and left. 0:40:26.969 --> 0:40:29.410 That's happened to me a few times. That's actually harsh, 0:40:29.450 --> 0:40:30.509 but like so true. 0:40:31.650 --> 0:40:33.150 See, that would give you the ick butt. 0:40:33.190 --> 0:40:33.390 Yeah. 0:40:33.450 --> 0:40:34.330 And that's unfortunate. 0:40:34.350 --> 0:40:36.469 When the music's loud, you don't know how loud you 0:40:36.489 --> 0:40:37.890 should go because you don't want to go too loud. 0:40:38.630 --> 0:40:42.540 And then you're like, excuse me. And you just look 0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:44.880 like a dick. Excuse me. And they don't hear you 0:40:44.900 --> 0:40:45.620 and you're like, oh, fuck. 0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:48.299 Getting the attention of a waiter or a waitress is. 0:40:49.219 --> 0:40:49.799 It's a fine art. 0:40:49.860 --> 0:40:51.900 Sometimes, if I was a waiter or a waitress and 0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:53.219 I could see people on like a first date, I 0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:54.600 would pretend not to like hear them. 0:40:58.120 --> 0:41:00.300 Said his lips were chapped and he pulled out a 0:41:00.460 --> 0:41:03.630 Dior lip gloss, put it on and then smacked his lips. 0:41:04.030 --> 0:41:04.570 A Dior? 0:41:05.670 --> 0:41:06.330 Shit, bougie. 0:41:06.910 --> 0:41:08.030 Smacking your lips crazy. 0:41:09.270 --> 0:41:11.830 He didn't dry himself with the towel when he got 0:41:11.850 --> 0:41:13.730 out of the shower. He just put his clothes on 0:41:13.770 --> 0:41:18.690 a wet body. That's heinous. That's insane. 0:41:18.710 --> 0:41:19.860 Disgusting. 0:41:20.140 --> 0:41:23.239 He pooped right before I came over and his bathroom 0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:25.400 was in his room. So I smelt it while we 0:41:25.420 --> 0:41:26.840 were talking on the bed. 0:41:28.420 --> 0:41:31.140 And now he's like, let's get some, let's get down dirty. 0:41:31.500 --> 0:41:33.029 I just got dirty in there. Let's get dirty in 0:41:33.070 --> 0:41:34.270 the bed. 0:41:34.310 --> 0:41:36.930 What did I tell you one time? Did I tell 0:41:36.969 --> 0:41:42.690 you about, so I was probably 18 at the time. 0:41:43.310 --> 0:41:46.719 And this is just before I moved down to my parents' house. Um, 0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:51.500 And I was, I had this kind of separate room 0:41:51.540 --> 0:41:55.080 that my dad had built me in the garage. And, um, 0:41:55.100 --> 0:41:57.740 he just was giving me my own space, which was nice, 0:41:57.780 --> 0:41:59.509 I guess. I think they just wanted me out of 0:41:59.530 --> 0:42:02.630 the house to be honest with you. But, um, so 0:42:02.750 --> 0:42:05.410 in there I had, he, he, it was all just 0:42:05.550 --> 0:42:07.589 one room. It was like, it was a studio apartment, right? 0:42:07.630 --> 0:42:09.370 I had a little mini fridge. I couldn't cook food 0:42:09.390 --> 0:42:09.609 out there. 0:42:09.650 --> 0:42:10.250 Which house was this? 0:42:10.530 --> 0:42:11.010 At Pickett's. 0:42:11.110 --> 0:42:11.770 It was in the garage. 0:42:12.530 --> 0:42:18.029 And, um, um, in there, in the corner, as if 0:42:18.090 --> 0:42:20.690 it was like a stall without a door was a toilet. 0:42:21.190 --> 0:42:22.070 Right. 0:42:22.550 --> 0:42:25.029 And I just had a curtain that I had for 0:42:25.050 --> 0:42:28.290 the toilet. I didn't know you had this. And yeah, JJ, 0:42:28.350 --> 0:42:28.840 he'd seen it. 0:42:28.850 --> 0:42:29.310 He was there. 0:42:29.350 --> 0:42:32.970 He'd been there heaps of times. Anyway, I, um, one 0:42:33.010 --> 0:42:34.719 time I got home from work and I would just 0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:35.060 go straight. 0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:36.240 So you had like a garage door. 0:42:36.380 --> 0:42:36.759 Yeah. Yeah. 0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:39.360 Straight garage door, which is part of my room, bro. 0:42:41.260 --> 0:42:43.100 It was kind of cool as a teenager. I thought 0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:44.020 this is hectic anyway. 0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:47.730 And it was private, but, um, So one time I 0:42:47.790 --> 0:42:49.730 got home and I was taking a shit after work. 0:42:49.770 --> 0:42:51.049 I got home. I was like, yeah, I gotta take 0:42:51.090 --> 0:42:52.770 a shit. And I, if I was there alone, I 0:42:52.790 --> 0:42:55.110 would never close that curtain. Right. I fully had a 0:42:55.140 --> 0:42:58.060 girlfriend at the time and I must've taken shit. So anyway, 0:42:59.060 --> 0:43:01.840 curtains open. And my dad, he, for some reason decides 0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:03.140 he's not going to knock on my door. He just 0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:05.620 comes in, opens the door and he goes, Oh, and 0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:07.549 then he had something to tell me and he goes, Oh, 0:43:07.610 --> 0:43:08.330 and I was like, Oh shit. 0:43:08.350 --> 0:43:10.100 And he goes, Oh, I just wanted to tell you 0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:11.540 where to put the dog down today. 0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:17.640 I was like, okay. He goes, yeah, his name is Angus. 0:43:17.660 --> 0:43:18.860 He goes, just wanted to let you know where to 0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:19.800 put Angus down today. 0:43:20.410 --> 0:43:23.610 And I went, sweet man. I could have waited. 0:43:23.670 --> 0:43:28.509 To be fair, because he was so distracted. Great time 0:43:28.550 --> 0:43:28.989 to tell you. 0:43:29.010 --> 0:43:31.790 I mean, to be honest with you, it wasn't. You 0:43:31.810 --> 0:43:33.569 couldn't deal with the emotions. Yeah, it wasn't one that 0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:34.000 it affected. 0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:35.600 It didn't affect me anyway. He was very old. 0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:37.380 He needed to be put down. 0:43:37.420 --> 0:43:40.120 I'm actually, like, proud of your dad for doubling down. Like, 0:43:40.140 --> 0:43:42.180 he saw the sitch and he's like, I'm still going 0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:42.880 to tell him. 0:43:42.940 --> 0:43:44.859 I can't believe you just fucking stood there and thought, 0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:46.239 you know, actually, man, yeah, I just wanted to let 0:43:46.260 --> 0:43:46.520 you know. 0:43:47.020 --> 0:43:49.520 Have your parents ever walked in on you wanking? 0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:50.040 No. 0:43:50.340 --> 0:43:50.720 Really? 0:43:50.739 --> 0:43:52.960 I've actually been very, very lucky with that. I don't 0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:56.200 know if they ever have known that I'm doing it. 0:43:56.200 --> 0:43:59.239 They've never said anything. They've nearly walked in on me 0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:00.359 with a girlfriend once. 0:44:00.739 --> 0:44:01.259 That's cool, bro. 0:44:03.690 --> 0:44:06.509 I feel like that's kind of, that's less, that's like, 0:44:06.670 --> 0:44:10.690 you know, it's not gross. It still is, but it's not. 0:44:10.710 --> 0:44:11.890 You know what I mean? 0:44:11.930 --> 0:44:13.450 You've been walked in on it. 0:44:13.469 --> 0:44:16.259 I haven't been caught, but I think they knew what 0:44:16.300 --> 0:44:16.660 I was doing. 0:44:16.739 --> 0:44:18.440 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 0:44:19.219 --> 0:44:22.060 And then I went through a phase of being like, 0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:25.060 you motherfuckers need to start knocking. 0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:26.640 Seriously, guys, I got to be honest with you. 0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:29.759 I am a 16 year old boy. 0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:30.120 Yeah. 0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:32.120 All right. I don't know if you guys were ever 0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:32.560 this age. 0:44:33.010 --> 0:44:34.149 Which you obviously. 0:44:33.860 --> 0:44:36.780 Fucking were, it's time to knock on the door. Legit. 0:44:37.100 --> 0:44:39.300 And wait for an answer. All right. 0:44:39.320 --> 0:44:41.680 And then, yeah, my dad, mum would be very like 0:44:42.260 --> 0:44:43.980 conscious of what I said, but dad would knock and 0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:44.279 go in. 0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:46.239 I'm like, I knocked, I knocked. 0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:47.100 I was like, fuck off. 0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:47.820 Come on, mate. 0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:54.819 Yeah. I've been, I try to go out to toilet. Locked. 0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:57.100 I've always been lucky enough. My parents were always like, yeah, 0:44:57.120 --> 0:44:58.420 you can have a lock on your door and stuff. 0:44:58.280 --> 0:45:00.620 If you want. I don't know why. Do they not 0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:02.270 do it for safety when you're younger? Because, like, why 0:45:02.290 --> 0:45:03.529 didn't I have a lock on my door? It seems 0:45:03.550 --> 0:45:04.430 like the best idea ever. 0:45:04.630 --> 0:45:07.450 It's a good question. But, no, I'd never been walked 0:45:07.489 --> 0:45:10.509 in on. But what I was going to say was imagine, like, 0:45:11.590 --> 0:45:13.170 there'd be so many people out there that have just 0:45:13.190 --> 0:45:20.200 been surely walked in on just full-on hard dick in hand, mid-stroke, 0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:22.400 looking at phone or whatever, and their parents walk in 0:45:22.420 --> 0:45:23.400 and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:45:24.160 --> 0:45:25.620 What are you doing if you walk in on your 15, 0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:26.680 16-year-old son doing that? 0:45:28.530 --> 0:45:30.239 Oh, I'm doing nothing. I'm closing the door. 0:45:30.260 --> 0:45:31.240 Sorry. 0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:35.380 We're not talking for like a couple of days. Really? 0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:36.540 That's probably not good parenting. 0:45:37.140 --> 0:45:38.200 No, it can't be. 0:45:38.739 --> 0:45:39.420 We had a friend. 0:45:39.739 --> 0:45:40.100 I would. 0:45:40.580 --> 0:45:40.970 Go on, go on. 0:45:40.980 --> 0:45:42.660 We'll get back to the question. We had a friend. 0:45:42.680 --> 0:45:45.219 It goes to the question. He was one of the 0:45:45.260 --> 0:45:46.320 first wankers in our group. 0:45:46.540 --> 0:45:46.839 Oh, wow. 0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:52.439 He got caught like three times a week on the 0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:57.719 family computer in the office watching porn and wanking. And 0:45:57.780 --> 0:46:00.870 it was because he started at like, say, I think 0:46:00.930 --> 0:46:03.230 I started at 15. I know exactly who you're talking about. 0:46:03.290 --> 0:46:03.950 He would have been 13. 0:46:03.950 --> 0:46:05.190 I know exactly. 0:46:05.489 --> 0:46:08.350 And I remember his go-to was like, what was it called? 0:46:08.410 --> 0:46:09.630 You, you porn. 0:46:09.730 --> 0:46:12.339 No, what was it? That one. Maybe. I think it 0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:13.259 was that. 0:46:13.390 --> 0:46:14.779 I assume there's one called that. 0:46:14.820 --> 0:46:16.540 And I think it became a normal thing in the family. 0:46:17.310 --> 0:46:20.270 I shouldn't say his name yeah he just does this 0:46:20.310 --> 0:46:21.049 he's working. 0:46:20.790 --> 0:46:24.530 Again oh my god what would you do i'm fucking 0:46:24.670 --> 0:46:25.510 yeah open the door. 0:46:25.590 --> 0:46:28.609 I well no here's my what first off reaction would 0:46:28.670 --> 0:46:31.069 be oh oh sorry sorry and then i walk away 0:46:31.090 --> 0:46:34.260 right and then he'd obviously finish he'd probably probably come 0:46:34.300 --> 0:46:36.040 out head in hand type of thing come out. 0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:38.839 Come out of the closet. 0:46:40.100 --> 0:46:41.359 He would um He'd. 0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:43.300 Probably walk out of his room, maybe head in hand, 0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:43.839 or maybe he'd. 0:46:43.760 --> 0:46:44.480 Be trying to play it off. 0:46:44.489 --> 0:46:44.989 I'm not coming out. 0:46:45.010 --> 0:46:46.370 What are you doing, standing there for the rest of 0:46:46.390 --> 0:46:47.430 your life? Finishing. 0:46:47.450 --> 0:46:53.270 Oh, fuck me. Here's what I would want to do, though. 0:46:54.250 --> 0:46:55.700 I would just want to talk to him and say, look, 0:46:55.739 --> 0:46:58.360 I understand, bro, that this is something that's going to happen. 0:46:59.100 --> 0:47:01.219 I would just be like, look, let's be real here. 0:47:01.260 --> 0:47:03.160 I understand this is something that's going to happen. I 0:47:03.180 --> 0:47:04.920 don't want you to be embarrassed, even though it's embarrassing. 0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:09.170 But I would also say, I think I would have 0:47:09.210 --> 0:47:12.239 the chat with him of being like, that porn's the 0:47:12.260 --> 0:47:13.219 furthest thing from real. 0:47:13.860 --> 0:47:14.980 Just, I would want to have, I would really just 0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:15.739 want to talk to him about that. 0:47:15.780 --> 0:47:18.470 I feel like that chat's better not being caught though. 0:47:19.180 --> 0:47:21.890 I feel like you just normalize wanking at that point. Yeah. 0:47:21.930 --> 0:47:23.350 I don't even like what, I don't even know what 0:47:23.390 --> 0:47:24.950 the right thing to do would be, but I just 0:47:24.969 --> 0:47:27.810 would want to say like, people can get very addicted 0:47:27.830 --> 0:47:29.230 to this type of thing. I just would want to 0:47:29.250 --> 0:47:31.609 have a super casual chat and just be like, look, 0:47:31.670 --> 0:47:33.110 I don't, I wouldn't want to just like shame him 0:47:33.130 --> 0:47:35.670 and be like, you're fucking gross. You fucking pig. Yeah. 0:47:36.230 --> 0:47:37.450 You know what I mean? I wouldn't want to just 0:47:37.489 --> 0:47:37.830 shame you. 0:47:37.850 --> 0:47:38.770 Surely no one would do that. 0:47:39.270 --> 0:47:40.710 Probably not. 0:47:40.850 --> 0:47:42.310 Because I don't want him, I don't want it to 0:47:42.350 --> 0:47:47.109 be a thing where it's like, it's obviously a very 0:47:47.200 --> 0:47:48.540 private thing, but I don't want to have. 0:47:48.489 --> 0:47:50.299 It be a thing where he then is. 0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:51.180 He's shaming. 0:47:51.219 --> 0:47:53.279 He wants to hide it. I don't want him to 0:47:53.900 --> 0:47:56.400 do it in front of me, but I don't, I 0:47:56.440 --> 0:47:59.100 just would want him to know that, I just want 0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:00.160 my kids to know that if they ever have an 0:48:00.260 --> 0:48:02.560 issue with something, and it's like, if you ever think 0:48:02.580 --> 0:48:05.640 to yourself, you can be addicted to porn, It's like, 0:48:05.900 --> 0:48:07.339 I want you to come and talk to me about 0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:09.200 that because I want, I'll talk to you about it. 0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:12.320 Like we can talk about anything, zero judgment. 0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:13.379 You know what I mean? 0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:14.940 Like people do things. 0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:17.480 So would you be like happy if you walked in 0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:19.620 on a wank and just no phone in hand and 0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:20.600 he's just like close his eyes. 0:48:20.620 --> 0:48:22.180 If he was going full, if he, if I walk 0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:24.330 in on him wanking and he's like mid stroke, right. 0:48:24.870 --> 0:48:27.790 And then, um, I see the phone and I just 0:48:27.810 --> 0:48:29.210 don't see, and I don't see a phone anywhere. And 0:48:29.250 --> 0:48:32.230 I walk out and I think, and then he comes 0:48:32.310 --> 0:48:33.350 out and I talked to him about it. And I 0:48:33.370 --> 0:48:37.730 was like, well, we just, using the imagination, he goes, yeah, I'd. 0:48:37.650 --> 0:48:38.910 Be like, good on you. 0:48:39.190 --> 0:48:41.850 I feel like I get like, if you're going to 0:48:41.870 --> 0:48:42.610 do it, that's probably. 0:48:42.430 --> 0:48:43.970 The healthiest way to do it. Sorry for interrupting. 0:48:45.950 --> 0:48:46.970 Yeah, true. My bad. 0:48:47.190 --> 0:48:48.410 Put a sign on your door next time. 0:48:48.430 --> 0:48:48.669 Yeah. 0:48:49.190 --> 0:48:52.689 Put a sock on your door when you're wanking, son. Like, 0:48:52.710 --> 0:48:53.830 you know, in a hotel room, we. 0:48:53.790 --> 0:48:54.670 Got to do not disturb. 0:48:54.710 --> 0:48:55.609 Fucking hell. 0:48:55.630 --> 0:49:00.310 Let me tell you what that's for. Gross, bro, gross. 0:49:12.200 --> 0:49:14.460 Welcome back to Oddy Shark Tank. 0:49:15.500 --> 0:49:17.029 Jake, it's good to be here. 0:49:17.050 --> 0:49:19.609 It should be called Oddy VC now. 0:49:20.320 --> 0:49:20.600 What's that? 0:49:21.320 --> 0:49:22.300 Oddy Venture Capitalism. 0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:22.879 Oh, yeah. 0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:27.020 Oddy Venture Capitalism. Baddies. I have evolved with the help 0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:30.340 of my friend, Mr. Jake Craig, as well as Sarah, 0:49:30.640 --> 0:49:31.720 the baddest baddie. 0:49:31.900 --> 0:49:32.620 Yeah, boy. 0:49:32.860 --> 0:49:35.640 You heard from her last week with updates from the 0:49:35.680 --> 0:49:40.180 bed divider. She has gone off and drawn friends. Four 0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:44.060 prototypes of different ideas for the bed divider. If you're 0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:46.760 new around here, go back and listen. But basically, business 0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:49.839 idea where there's some sort of divide in a bed 0:49:49.880 --> 0:49:52.490 so your partner, more so your girlfriend, doesn't roll over 0:49:52.530 --> 0:49:53.710 and hit you in the middle of the night. 0:49:54.510 --> 0:49:54.790 Yeah. 0:49:55.150 --> 0:49:57.609 And we're trying to prototype some good ideas and we've 0:49:57.670 --> 0:50:01.009 recruited Sarah. She sent through four brilliant designs that we 0:50:01.050 --> 0:50:04.430 can talk through and see which one we like before 0:50:04.469 --> 0:50:08.580 we call her back and tell her... Kind of where 0:50:08.600 --> 0:50:09.620 we're going to go with this, hey? 0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:12.570 Yeah, well, I mean, she, I think she has a 0:50:12.590 --> 0:50:14.430 few ideas. She wants to make them on her own 0:50:14.510 --> 0:50:15.489 first to see if they work. 0:50:15.670 --> 0:50:16.149 Yeah, I know. 0:50:16.550 --> 0:50:17.970 Talk about commitment. 0:50:18.230 --> 0:50:20.450 Exactly. That's what we love from the baddies. And what 0:50:20.469 --> 0:50:21.870 we're going to do is we're going to explain it, 0:50:21.870 --> 0:50:23.850 but also we're going to post them on the Instagram 0:50:23.870 --> 0:50:25.850 because there are actually some really good diagrams. 0:50:26.130 --> 0:50:26.330 Yeah. 0:50:27.130 --> 0:50:30.470 So, from Sarah, the baddest baddie, the bed by the plan, 0:50:30.670 --> 0:50:34.160 idea one, magnets. So there looks to be a fitted 0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:36.930 sheet and then under the underside of the fitted sheet, 0:50:36.969 --> 0:50:39.190 there's a type of like soft magnet you can get. 0:50:39.210 --> 0:50:41.650 Yeah, she said that on the phone too. 0:50:41.910 --> 0:50:43.989 Yeah, I understand now I see the photos. And then 0:50:44.330 --> 0:50:47.149 over the top sheet, there's this piece of foam that's 0:50:47.230 --> 0:50:48.310 the shape of a Dorito. 0:50:48.810 --> 0:50:50.890 Yep, like a long, it's like Toblerone. 0:50:50.969 --> 0:50:55.589 Yes, exactly. That's pretty good. Not good for sex because 0:50:55.650 --> 0:50:58.830 it's pointy like Toblerone. What if it's soft? You'd be like, 0:50:58.870 --> 0:50:59.230 I feel like, oh. 0:50:59.230 --> 0:51:02.160 How hard do you expect it? 0:51:02.170 --> 0:51:02.969 We'd have to test it. 0:51:05.060 --> 0:51:11.780 That can be arranged imagine. 0:51:09.130 --> 0:51:12.009 That we're gonna go we're gonna know it's good for 0:51:12.030 --> 0:51:13.850 sex um. 0:51:14.250 --> 0:51:20.980 Thoughts honestly good idea reason being i think it's a 0:51:21.000 --> 0:51:24.180 good idea is that because i assume the magnets are 0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:28.420 like magnity yeah but they're not like i don't know 0:51:28.560 --> 0:51:31.739 nasa grade magnets or whatever so It'll be able to 0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:34.120 just like sort of click into place, right? And then 0:51:34.180 --> 0:51:36.899 hold that position. And you might kick it off place, 0:51:36.940 --> 0:51:39.060 but at least the magnet's still connected up near you 0:51:39.160 --> 0:51:41.380 or whatever. But the reason why I like it is 0:51:41.420 --> 0:51:44.730 because all you got to do is grab the centerpiece, 0:51:45.210 --> 0:51:47.870 pull it out. Agreed. Right? You can either have it 0:51:47.930 --> 0:51:49.669 on top of the bed. It's not going to weigh much. 0:51:50.469 --> 0:51:52.310 Or you can have it and have it like along 0:51:52.350 --> 0:51:54.430 the bed head. So, it's like adding a little bit 0:51:54.450 --> 0:51:55.670 of support to your head just. 0:51:55.550 --> 0:51:56.530 While you guys are cuddling. 0:51:56.790 --> 0:51:58.469 It would even add to like when you're not using it, 0:51:58.489 --> 0:52:02.120 the pillows. It would sit the pillows up even nicer. Yeah, right. 0:52:02.140 --> 0:52:02.940 This one's good. 0:52:03.180 --> 0:52:06.259 And then, so what I like about it is all 0:52:06.300 --> 0:52:10.200 those things and the fact that also if you don't 0:52:10.260 --> 0:52:12.440 want to buy, I assume we're going to have to supply, 0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:14.339 like part of the thing we sell is you can 0:52:14.380 --> 0:52:17.299 either sell the bed sheet with the magnet in it 0:52:17.980 --> 0:52:20.259 and the bed vider, still thinking of a name by 0:52:20.280 --> 0:52:22.940 the way, baddies, and the bed vider. Or you could 0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:26.000 probably buy just the bed vider and not worry about 0:52:26.020 --> 0:52:26.480 the magnet. 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:30.790 It's almost like agreed, true. But you could also just 0:52:30.830 --> 0:52:32.569 sell it as a package and like a magnet can 0:52:32.610 --> 0:52:35.050 just sit underneath anyway and then straight on top. It 0:52:35.070 --> 0:52:36.549 just wouldn't hold that well, would it? 0:52:37.010 --> 0:52:38.850 So if we sold bed sheets, the magnet would be 0:52:38.890 --> 0:52:40.880 sewed in somehow. And I think that's going to be 0:52:40.890 --> 0:52:43.120 the one that's the most comfortable if you ever lay 0:52:43.180 --> 0:52:44.919 on it. And then I like her questions. She goes, 0:52:45.219 --> 0:52:46.620 will magnets work through duvet? 0:52:47.180 --> 0:52:48.940 I feel like you just put the duvet over it. Yeah. 0:52:49.060 --> 0:52:51.279 And then she said, will you feel the magnet under 0:52:51.300 --> 0:52:51.600 the sheet? 0:52:52.010 --> 0:52:52.750 Would be blocked by the. 0:52:53.010 --> 0:52:54.730 And then only. 0:52:54.590 --> 0:52:56.690 Work for top sheet option. 0:52:56.730 --> 0:53:00.250 And then her last question is, magnets connect to people's piercings? 0:53:00.410 --> 0:53:01.819 She's thought of everything. 0:53:01.840 --> 0:53:05.060 Imagine that, your nipple piercing, you get caught in the 0:53:05.100 --> 0:53:06.060 middle of the night. 0:53:07.980 --> 0:53:10.080 It's not going to be that strong of a magnet though. 0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:14.110 No, I feel like game's the game too. Is magnetic 0:53:14.620 --> 0:53:15.970 forces bad to sleep with. 0:53:15.950 --> 0:53:18.070 In the long run? I mean, only if you have 0:53:18.090 --> 0:53:18.750 a pacemaker. Yeah. 0:53:19.620 --> 0:53:21.920 True. We'll have to put a disclaimer out there. 0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:25.180 If you have a pacemaker, please don't use this. So, 0:53:25.320 --> 0:53:26.260 I like this idea. 0:53:26.300 --> 0:53:26.980 I like magnets. 0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:28.320 I think these might be the strongest. 0:53:29.100 --> 0:53:35.140 Idea two is snap buttons. And this will not require 0:53:35.410 --> 0:53:38.890 a center like foam piece or pillow piece. This is 0:53:38.930 --> 0:53:42.669 going to be literally like snap buttons on the bottom sheet, 0:53:42.710 --> 0:53:44.630 like the fitted sheet. And then if you have a 0:53:44.650 --> 0:53:45.950 top sheet, snap buttons. 0:53:46.010 --> 0:53:46.790 Also on that. 0:53:47.710 --> 0:53:52.680 And... I don't know how I feel about that purely 0:53:52.719 --> 0:53:56.100 because of the inconvenience of actually having to snap the buttons. Agreed. 0:53:56.120 --> 0:53:59.600 And there's probably going to be what, minimum 15? 0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:01.860 If you want to have a good solid border that 0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:03.760 your girlfriend can't slip a leg through, then yeah. 0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:06.740 Exactly. Or they're going to have to be really big buttons, 0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:07.760 which would be uncomfortable. 0:54:08.390 --> 0:54:10.469 Yep, true. And then she's saying, will you feel the 0:54:10.510 --> 0:54:11.680 buttons on the fitted sheets? 0:54:11.700 --> 0:54:12.390 I feel like you would. 0:54:12.640 --> 0:54:14.040 I think they will be strong enough. She has a 0:54:14.060 --> 0:54:16.140 question here. Will they be strong enough? I think they will. 0:54:16.180 --> 0:54:16.799 I think they would too. 0:54:16.980 --> 0:54:19.480 I just think it would be something of like, I 0:54:19.540 --> 0:54:26.379 wouldn't want to get down under the blankets and like snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. 0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:27.420 I wouldn't want to do that. 0:54:27.620 --> 0:54:29.819 And like, I feel like we've option one, although it's 0:54:29.890 --> 0:54:32.969 shaped as a Toblerone, we're in prototyping stage. Like the 0:54:33.010 --> 0:54:34.190 sex option is still up there. 0:54:35.090 --> 0:54:35.650 Yeah, yeah. 0:54:35.690 --> 0:54:39.009 Whereas there's no sex option with this. Oh, you mean 0:54:39.050 --> 0:54:42.020 with this? With the snaps. Yeah, that's a good point. 0:54:42.060 --> 0:54:43.600 There's nothing, there's no enjoyment there. 0:54:43.640 --> 0:54:45.020 Yeah, that's a good point. You know what we could 0:54:45.060 --> 0:54:47.560 do with the Toblerone to give it a sex option? 0:54:47.980 --> 0:54:53.040 Is you could make it so it like unfolds. So 0:54:53.080 --> 0:54:55.180 it's like in three pieces connected by a bit of 0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:57.410 fabric at each joint. And then when you have it 0:54:57.489 --> 0:55:00.069 out straight, the magnet keeps it straight. But then when 0:55:00.110 --> 0:55:01.850 you take it off, you can fold it up to 0:55:01.870 --> 0:55:04.029 make it smaller and also use it as something for sex. 0:55:04.050 --> 0:55:05.590 I like that. Because like baddies out there, have you 0:55:05.630 --> 0:55:08.489 ever had like, you're having a good session, missionary, and 0:55:08.510 --> 0:55:10.550 then one of you goes, chuck a pillow under my bum. 0:55:11.010 --> 0:55:11.090 Yeah. 0:55:11.170 --> 0:55:12.200 Or can I chuck a pillow under your bum? And 0:55:12.219 --> 0:55:13.320 then you go, you have to go like, oh, I 0:55:13.340 --> 0:55:15.420 don't really want the pillow I sleep on every night. 0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:17.319 And then she's like, I don't want my pillow when 0:55:17.340 --> 0:55:19.259 we sleep every night. There's juices. And I'm like, let's 0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:19.980 get the bed divider. 0:55:20.060 --> 0:55:22.219 Yeah. She's the bed fighter. 0:55:22.260 --> 0:55:23.480 Yeah, the bed fighter. 0:55:23.580 --> 0:55:25.360 She stays down near our torsos anyway. 0:55:25.380 --> 0:55:26.279 Yeah, legit. 0:55:28.540 --> 0:55:29.800 Idea three is the rope. 0:55:30.260 --> 0:55:31.300 Okay, this one's techie. 0:55:31.739 --> 0:55:34.910 So, rope is attached on one end of the bed. 0:55:35.510 --> 0:55:37.589 When you want to split the bed, the rope gets 0:55:37.730 --> 0:55:42.530 pulled over and hooks over attachment at end of base. 0:55:42.890 --> 0:55:45.750 Tension on rope should hopefully be enough to keep anyone safe. 0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:47.200 Going under it. 0:55:47.620 --> 0:55:48.279 Oh, you know what? 0:55:48.340 --> 0:55:49.700 I really like this. 0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:53.899 Really? I really like this one actually, bro. 0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:57.340 I've got to be completely honest with you. I'm a 0:55:57.420 --> 0:55:59.020 big fan of this. Can you explain it a bit 0:55:59.040 --> 0:56:01.219 like how you see it? I'm struggling to conceptualize this. 0:56:01.260 --> 0:56:04.000 So basically, what you're going to have is attached to 0:56:04.239 --> 0:56:07.160 in between your heads, right? Down at the base of 0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:10.379 the bed where the bottom of the mattress meets the 0:56:10.420 --> 0:56:14.339 bed frame. You'll have something attached there, right? And then 0:56:14.760 --> 0:56:17.110 At the other end, in the middle, you'll have the 0:56:17.180 --> 0:56:20.069 same thing, but with a long enough rope to reach 0:56:20.170 --> 0:56:24.080 over the entire top of like doona cover and everything, right? Yes, yes, yes. 0:56:24.090 --> 0:56:26.330 So, when you're done cuddling and you're like, let's divide 0:56:26.350 --> 0:56:28.950 this shit. It's like a wall in first class on 0:56:28.989 --> 0:56:29.410 a plane. 0:56:29.469 --> 0:56:30.470 Well, no, not really. 0:56:30.510 --> 0:56:31.710 Like, let's divide this shit. 0:56:31.750 --> 0:56:33.910 And what it's going to be doing is basically clamping 0:56:34.050 --> 0:56:38.900 down like a ratchet strap, like clamping down the middle 0:56:38.920 --> 0:56:40.899 of you. So, neither one of you can really steal 0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:43.110 the blanket, but also... there's a good chance that in 0:56:43.150 --> 0:56:46.239 your sleepy slumber, you're not going to force a foot 0:56:46.340 --> 0:56:46.710 under it. 0:56:46.820 --> 0:56:49.000 This is the best version. I do like this because- 0:56:49.020 --> 0:56:50.880 This is smart. It's its own thing. We don't need 0:56:50.900 --> 0:56:51.520 to sell sheets. 0:56:51.620 --> 0:56:52.340 This is smart. 0:56:52.360 --> 0:56:54.400 Which I'm kind of against the whole selling our own 0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:56.489 sheets because everyone already owns sheets. 0:56:56.550 --> 0:56:56.830 Yeah. 0:56:56.910 --> 0:56:58.130 This goes on over everything. 0:56:58.530 --> 0:56:59.310 That's a good point. 0:57:00.310 --> 0:57:03.930 Note, would a strong elasticated cord be better than a 0:57:03.989 --> 0:57:07.480 rope or similar question mark? You could make it like 0:57:07.520 --> 0:57:10.380 a padded hockey strap. You can make it look good. 0:57:11.200 --> 0:57:12.040 This is good. 0:57:12.080 --> 0:57:13.339 You could make like a leopard print one. 0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:14.860 This is good if we don't think about sex. 0:57:15.460 --> 0:57:18.880 Damn it. You know what I'm saying? Now you explained it, 0:57:19.180 --> 0:57:19.820 I understand the best. 0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:20.320 It's good. 0:57:20.780 --> 0:57:22.600 And I feel like this is a standalone product where 0:57:22.620 --> 0:57:24.340 we don't dip our feet into all these other random 0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:25.260 stuff we've got to organize. 0:57:25.280 --> 0:57:27.280 I agree. It's a good one. 0:57:27.460 --> 0:57:29.700 That's a great idea. And then I guess you'd have to, 0:57:30.020 --> 0:57:31.480 I don't think it should be, it probably should be 0:57:31.500 --> 0:57:34.160 a ratchet thing where you don't like have to, it can't, 0:57:34.570 --> 0:57:36.970 Elastic back onto itself so there's any damage. 0:57:37.030 --> 0:57:39.540 You know what I mean? 0:57:39.580 --> 0:57:40.760 Definitely no sex in that bed. 0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:41.460 All right. 0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:44.900 Idea four is rope number two. Okay. 0:57:45.420 --> 0:57:50.030 So bed, under duvet, above top sheet, bed base, hooks 0:57:50.180 --> 0:57:50.669 like these. 0:57:50.730 --> 0:57:50.970 Okay. 0:57:50.990 --> 0:57:53.710 So rope slash elastic loops around the mattress. There are 0:57:53.730 --> 0:57:55.830 hooks at one end that connect the cord together to 0:57:55.870 --> 0:58:01.090 split the bed. Can have tightening mechanism similar to car tie-downs. Right, 0:58:01.110 --> 0:58:03.110 so this is very similar. This is actually more what 0:58:03.130 --> 0:58:06.530 I was thinking. Yeah, she meant rope, but now it's ratchets. 0:58:06.550 --> 0:58:07.169 Yeah, but now it's ratchets. 0:58:07.190 --> 0:58:07.850 Basically the same thing. 0:58:07.890 --> 0:58:09.870 So this is pretty much the same as Idea. It's 0:58:09.890 --> 0:58:13.090 just like an evolved version of Idea 3, which is sick. 0:58:13.670 --> 0:58:16.370 It would have been annoying, but like, let me just 0:58:16.410 --> 0:58:18.310 ratchet the bed down, babe, before we go to sleep. 0:58:18.570 --> 0:58:20.030 Yeah, yeah, let's just lock things down. 0:58:20.550 --> 0:58:22.730 I will say, too. You know what you could do 0:58:22.750 --> 0:58:22.930 as well? 0:58:22.950 --> 0:58:24.320 Ratchets are annoying. No, it'd be really fun. 0:58:24.490 --> 0:58:24.960 Oh, not for me. 0:58:24.990 --> 0:58:25.550 I know how to use them. 0:58:25.820 --> 0:58:26.990 Yeah, but like- So people who don't know how to 0:58:27.010 --> 0:58:27.890 use them like you. 0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:30.420 I learned- And it's still annoying. 0:58:30.520 --> 0:58:33.120 But the surfboard ones, which are really easy, I feel 0:58:33.170 --> 0:58:33.910 like would be strong enough. 0:58:34.390 --> 0:58:35.110 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0:58:35.170 --> 0:58:37.669 And you just pull. All you do is pull. You've 0:58:37.690 --> 0:58:38.370 got to set up and cheer. 0:58:38.390 --> 0:58:39.590 It's really annoying. I agree. 0:58:39.610 --> 0:58:41.610 I agree with you, actually. That would be plenty strong. 0:58:43.410 --> 0:58:46.400 Also, guess what you'd get to do every single night? 0:58:47.640 --> 0:58:51.860 Go down, lean over, tighten. 0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:51.070 That up, and then go. 0:58:51.430 --> 0:58:51.970 Ping, ping. 0:58:51.990 --> 0:58:52.700 It's not going anywhere. 0:58:55.870 --> 0:58:56.870 Every night on you. 0:58:56.970 --> 0:58:59.570 Have we been convinced with the rope? Every night we 0:58:59.610 --> 0:59:02.430 would get to go down and then go ping, ping. 0:59:02.450 --> 0:59:04.550 That's not going anywhere. Maybe. 0:59:04.570 --> 0:59:07.250 What I like about this, right? Two things. If I'm 0:59:07.270 --> 0:59:09.730 not thinking about sex, two things. Number one, I think 0:59:09.790 --> 0:59:09.970 it will. 0:59:10.040 --> 0:59:12.840 Be a very effective way to stop. 0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:17.220 Any feet, arms, legs from coming over. 0:59:17.360 --> 0:59:17.660 Agreed. 0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:21.210 Number two, I think it will be very, very effective 0:59:21.630 --> 0:59:24.450 if you have someone who loves to steal the blankets. Agreed. 0:59:24.470 --> 0:59:29.250 And Beth is a humongous blanket stealer. Number three. 0:59:29.290 --> 0:59:31.070 Was that number two or three? Anyway, number three. 0:59:31.690 --> 0:59:32.950 I think what it's going to do is it's going 0:59:32.970 --> 0:59:36.010 to add a little bit of down pressure on the blanket. 0:59:36.030 --> 0:59:37.630 So it's almost like you have a weighted blanket. So 0:59:37.690 --> 0:59:38.770 anxiety is going to be low. 0:59:39.250 --> 0:59:42.290 Yeah. And it's almost converting a queen or a king 0:59:42.410 --> 0:59:44.970 into two individual single beds. 0:59:45.010 --> 0:59:45.340 Fuck yeah. 0:59:45.800 --> 0:59:48.320 But then you still maintain the bed you've already got. 0:59:48.360 --> 0:59:48.550 Yeah. 0:59:48.820 --> 0:59:51.100 Which is genius. And in hindsight, I low-key wish we 0:59:51.120 --> 0:59:52.000 had two single beds. 0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:53.320 Honestly, same. 0:59:53.340 --> 0:59:54.120 Pushed together. 0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:56.120 Cassie said yesterday, she goes, I need to have two 0:59:56.160 --> 0:59:57.180 single beds in the same room. 0:59:57.640 --> 1:00:01.150 But it just... different just slightly apart. 1:00:02.370 --> 1:00:05.640 Well i think so from here we'll get sarah back 1:00:05.680 --> 1:00:07.300 on the phone either next week or the week after 1:00:07.320 --> 1:00:11.640 yeah and tell her our thoughts and feelings but prototypes 1:00:11.660 --> 1:00:14.320 should we actually try one and a rope one to 1:00:14.360 --> 1:00:16.840 compare or we just go full balls. 1:00:16.580 --> 1:00:19.080 Deep i think we need to try number one and 1:00:19.100 --> 1:00:20.960 number four i think we need to try those two 1:00:21.060 --> 1:00:22.720 i agree yeah number. 1:00:22.460 --> 1:00:24.360 One and number four are definite Yeah. 1:00:24.470 --> 1:00:25.410 And then shit. 1:00:25.430 --> 1:00:27.470 All right. Come back. We can get around the sex 1:00:27.490 --> 1:00:30.170 thing because everyone has like, you know, if you're sleeping 1:00:30.890 --> 1:00:32.610 with two people in the bed and you're in a 1:00:32.630 --> 1:00:36.790 heterosexual relationship, right? Yeah. Then you 100% have more than 1:00:36.810 --> 1:00:38.190 just two pillows on your bed. So you're not going 1:00:38.210 --> 1:00:40.810 to have to use either your pillow or your girlfriend's 1:00:40.830 --> 1:00:43.110 pillow as the sex pillow, right? And if you're in 1:00:43.230 --> 1:00:46.110 a lesbian relationship, it's two women. So you definitely have 1:00:46.150 --> 1:00:47.230 more than two pillows. 1:00:47.410 --> 1:00:47.590 Yeah. 1:00:47.710 --> 1:00:52.750 And then most of the time, gay men, way more 1:00:52.790 --> 1:00:55.010 grown up than than straight men they've got more than 1:00:55.050 --> 1:00:55.970 just two pillows. 1:00:55.830 --> 1:00:57.610 Yeah and i feel like um if you wanted to 1:00:57.650 --> 1:01:00.410 get um like a bit or maybe show some initiative 1:01:00.450 --> 1:01:02.390 too if it wasn't enough of a wall like you 1:01:02.410 --> 1:01:04.250 didn't want to see him as well you could just 1:01:04.730 --> 1:01:06.890 chuck a pillow there and then lock the pillow down 1:01:06.910 --> 1:01:11.490 in the middle such a good idea like that's that's 1:01:11.590 --> 1:01:14.110 up to the user's discretion that's that's an added bonus 1:01:14.130 --> 1:01:16.190 maybe in the future yeah because my problem we have 1:01:16.210 --> 1:01:18.190 those round pillows and sometimes they've got to try and 1:01:18.210 --> 1:01:20.990 cast you back up Got to put that in the middle, 1:01:21.010 --> 1:01:22.920 but you wake up and it's gone because it's a 1:01:22.940 --> 1:01:24.720 cylinder and it rolls. But this thing would lock it down. 1:01:25.280 --> 1:01:30.000 Where'd she go? This is good prototyping, I think. I 1:01:30.060 --> 1:01:32.000 think that at some point in the future, we will 1:01:32.020 --> 1:01:36.230 be able to also help out with some snoring, but 1:01:36.390 --> 1:01:36.730 not yet. 1:01:37.670 --> 1:01:40.310 One problem at a time, Jake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our 1:01:40.330 --> 1:01:43.350 big brains aren't that big. All right, come back and 1:01:43.770 --> 1:01:44.710 see what Sarah says. 1:01:44.730 --> 1:01:47.210 Let it go. 1:01:51.160 --> 1:01:52.840 It's time to call one of you baddies. If you 1:01:52.860 --> 1:01:54.300 want to get called by us, the link will be 1:01:54.420 --> 1:01:57.340 in the description. And if you've got a riddle, fuck, 1:01:57.380 --> 1:01:57.820 I can't talk. 1:01:58.000 --> 1:01:58.380 That's all right. 1:01:58.400 --> 1:02:01.780 If you have a riddle or some good advice for people, 1:02:01.800 --> 1:02:03.760 that would be lovely. Jake. 1:02:04.300 --> 1:02:07.270 Who are we going to call? Fuck, you took my 1:02:07.330 --> 1:02:09.270 word for it. No, I'm just saying. 1:02:09.290 --> 1:02:09.670 Go, go, go. 1:02:10.290 --> 1:02:12.390 Who are you going to call? Lauren. 1:02:13.390 --> 1:02:14.290 Hello, is that Lauren? 1:02:15.330 --> 1:02:16.710 Yes, it is. It is. 1:02:16.870 --> 1:02:18.820 Jake and Audie from the Relatable's podcast. How's it going? 1:02:19.710 --> 1:02:20.150 Oh my gosh. 1:02:20.210 --> 1:02:21.190 Hi, I'm good. How are you? 1:02:21.430 --> 1:02:22.850 We are growing. We're going great. 1:02:22.910 --> 1:02:23.570 Very, very good. 1:02:23.690 --> 1:02:25.650 First question. Do you go by laws? 1:02:26.890 --> 1:02:27.470 Yes, I do. 1:02:27.610 --> 1:02:29.260 Oh shit. Let's go. 1:02:29.480 --> 1:02:31.580 One from one. What about one from two? Do you 1:02:31.620 --> 1:02:34.000 have a riddle or can you sign off the episode for. 1:02:33.920 --> 1:02:34.280 Us, please? 1:02:35.360 --> 1:02:38.260 Um, I can sign off the episode. Um, I don't 1:02:38.280 --> 1:02:43.650 have a riddle though. Um, or signing off. Um, okay. 1:02:43.690 --> 1:02:45.510 I quote the, or not a quote, but like a 1:02:45.530 --> 1:02:48.510 sort of rule that I live by is like always, um, 1:02:49.390 --> 1:02:51.830 speaking up and saying something because you're never going to 1:02:51.870 --> 1:02:53.880 change something by not speaking up. So even if you 1:02:53.890 --> 1:02:56.120 speak up and you don't change something, that's better than 1:02:56.620 --> 1:02:58.240 having not said anything at all. You've got a higher 1:02:58.300 --> 1:02:59.140 chance of changing. 1:03:00.060 --> 1:03:02.140 Yes. I'm a big fan. 1:03:02.660 --> 1:03:04.740 That goes well off something that we start our episode 1:03:04.760 --> 1:03:05.180 with today. 1:03:05.400 --> 1:03:07.900 Yeah, I think talking goes such a long way and 1:03:08.020 --> 1:03:10.140 it almost feels better and almost human to get your 1:03:10.160 --> 1:03:10.680 point across. 1:03:10.820 --> 1:03:12.050 It's given me motivation. 1:03:12.190 --> 1:03:14.450 As men too, we stay quiet way too much about 1:03:14.470 --> 1:03:15.750 all the issues in the world. Yes. 1:03:16.350 --> 1:03:16.490 Yep. 1:03:17.020 --> 1:03:19.280 Yeah, no, definitely. I think there's a lot of people 1:03:19.300 --> 1:03:22.600 that stay too quiet about things and their reasoning is always, well, 1:03:22.680 --> 1:03:25.020 I'm not going to be able to change that person's opinion. 1:03:25.060 --> 1:03:26.900 And I'm like, well, but you don't know unless you try. 1:03:26.920 --> 1:03:29.030 Yeah, do your part in the world and the world 1:03:29.050 --> 1:03:30.910 would be such a better place. Loz. 1:03:30.990 --> 1:03:31.490 Absolutely. 1:03:31.670 --> 1:03:32.210 You're a legend. 1:03:32.250 --> 1:03:33.930 You've nailed it, Loz. Thank you so much for signing 1:03:33.950 --> 1:03:35.689 off the episode and enjoy the rest of your day. 1:03:36.690 --> 1:03:37.090 You too. 1:03:37.170 --> 1:03:37.669 Thanks, guys. 1:03:37.790 --> 1:03:38.010 Bye. 1:03:39.420 --> 1:03:40.400 That was very good. 1:03:40.420 --> 1:03:41.120 That was great. 1:03:41.180 --> 1:03:41.950 Very, very good. 1:03:41.970 --> 1:03:42.870 I was in a goofy mood. 1:03:43.070 --> 1:03:44.550 Yeah, so was I. And then I was like, Dane, 1:03:44.570 --> 1:03:47.850 that was good. Hard-hitting sign-off. 1:03:48.010 --> 1:03:49.190 All right, baddies, we love you. 1:03:49.210 --> 1:03:49.630 Stay bad.