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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.

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Speaker 2: One time I got home and I was taking a

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Speaker 1: I got home, I was like, yeah, I gotta take

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Speaker 1: a shit. And if I was there alone, I would

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Speaker 1: never close that curtain, right? I fully had a girlfriend

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Speaker 1: at the time and I must have taken shits while

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Speaker 1: she was there. But anyway, curtains open and my dad,

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Speaker 1: he for some reason decides he's not going to knock

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Speaker 1: on my door. He just comes in, opens the door

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Speaker 1: and he goes, oh. And then he had something to

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Speaker 1: tell me and he goes, oh.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh shit. And he goes, oh.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to tell you where to put the

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Speaker 2: dog down today.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay. He goes, yeah, his name is Angus.

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Speaker 1: He goes, just wanted to let you know where to

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Speaker 1: put Angus down today. And I went, sweet man, I

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Speaker 1: could have waited.

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Speaker 3: Jake and Artie, the Relatable Party.

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Speaker 1: Relatable. Artie, I've been thinking of a bit of a

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Speaker 1: passion project lately.

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Speaker 3: I will brush past the joke about you've been thinking,

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Speaker 3: what is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're lucky that you brush past that because of

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Speaker 1: what this is. So we, in the history of the podcast,

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Speaker 1: more so recently, have touched on things like Vines Cane's women, patriarchy.

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Speaker 1: It's something that we've become more and more interested in

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Speaker 1: and care about.

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Speaker 2: And then our chat.

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Speaker 1: With Luke Bateman, he's very knowledgeable on this, right? I've

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Speaker 1: been thinking lately, one of the things we need to

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Speaker 1: do is change the way young.

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Speaker 2: Men are raised.

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Speaker 1: Agreed. Obviously all current men need some fixing. We need

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Speaker 1: to change the way young men are raised. And what

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking is there's nothing better. Surely there would

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Speaker 1: be nothing better than having some young adult men doing

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Speaker 1: tours of schools and talking to young men. Cause I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about it and our good friend, Luke Bateman,

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Speaker 1: he posted a video recently about this, about how we

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Speaker 1: I messaged him and I said, like, have you ever

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Speaker 1: been asked to go talk at schools? And he says, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I do get.

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Speaker 2: Asked a lot.

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Speaker 1: And I said, because if someone like you came to

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Speaker 1: my school, right. I was like, admittedly, I was like

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Speaker 1: And I was just thinking like, if someone like Luke

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Speaker 1: came to our school, him talking about all these things

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Speaker 1: and not saying like, you know, you're just like a

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Speaker 1: way he explains it. He's so articulate in it. I

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Speaker 3: No, I completely agree. And also, it's unfortunate that this

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Speaker 2: Would be perfect for schools.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: Because kids love footy players. Like, ex-NRL player Luke Bateman's

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Speaker 1: And I just said to him, like, and he said, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just try and, he goes, I think

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Speaker 1: things at schools where it's like you don't do it

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Speaker 1: for money. You're doing it because you want to better

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Speaker 1: the world. You do it purely based on values. And

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Speaker 1: I was wondering if the baddies maybe had any ideas

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Speaker 1: or if you think the relatables... This could be something

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Speaker 1: that the Relatables offers to go to primary schools or

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Speaker 3: I think high schools.

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Speaker 1: I think you could start from any moment, though, if

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Speaker 3: It's almost too complex for primary schools. Not against it,

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Speaker 3: I think high schools is the perfect place. I think

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Speaker 3: high schools for sure. 7, 8, 9, perfect place to start.

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Speaker 1: 100%. And it's like, would you go and would you

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Speaker 2: Good point. From like seven to 12, like just have

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Speaker 3: Impressionable too. And all of them want to be like

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Speaker 1: Why not? Why not?

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Speaker 3: It's the perfect reason too. I know.

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Speaker 1: I just, it's something that I would like to.

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Speaker 3: If you're passionate about it too, like it's coming from

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it.

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Speaker 3: I definitely need to.

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Speaker 1: I think we would need to be educated in it.

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Speaker 3: My knowledge on said area. I'd say we know a lot,

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Speaker 3: but also I'm not as articulate as I think I

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Speaker 3: should be. Same. No, same. We come from a place

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Speaker 3: of wanting to learn, not a place of, Stats or facts.

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Speaker 2: Like we couldn't be asked a question and then be

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Speaker 2: like this, this, this, this, this, this.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: We can just be like, we know that that's objectively wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Because any normal human would think that. And so it's

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Speaker 1: just something randomly in the last like maybe three weeks.

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Speaker 2: I've been very, very interested and I've been thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: And it would be something that would probably be very

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Speaker 1: fulfilling and you would really probably feel like you're making

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Speaker 1: a difference. Because we always say, what can we do

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Speaker 3: Follow your heart, my friend.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Odi Clark, a.k.a.

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Speaker 1: My man.

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Speaker 3: And my partner in crime, Mr. Jake Craig, a.k.a.

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Speaker 1: Daddy. You're matching me today.

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Speaker 3: I am, aren't I? Someone, our manager actually said that.

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Speaker 3: And my rebuttal is... Because you dress nicely.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to hit me with something.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no. We're best friends.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say... I'm in a

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Speaker 3: So that's why I won. So that's why I won. Man,

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Speaker 3: I'm wearing his Stax jumper and they went into liquidation

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Speaker 3: or whatever they did. Remission or something like that.

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Speaker 2: They went into reconciliation or something?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they were spending their money on G-wagons instead of

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Speaker 1: The no taxes thing wigs me out so much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand. It scares me almost.

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Speaker 1: I also see things where it's like, Kumpso, they grew

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Speaker 1: too quickly. How can you grow too quickly? That's terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Grow too quickly sounds almost like an excuse for not

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We grew too quickly and we couldn't keep up.

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Speaker 1: It kind of sounds to me like you just didn't adapt.

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Speaker 3: You started spending more than you were saving.

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Speaker 1: Did I tell you about, I did, didn't I, about

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Speaker 1: this thing I saw of the influencer on the Goldie

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Speaker 1: liquidation because she owed 70 grand to the ATO?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair. Is it almost like if you owe money

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Speaker 1: Wait, do people go to jail for not paying taxes?

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Speaker 3: Surely not. Not jail.

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Speaker 1: Maybe just like- And what type of jail do you

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Speaker 2: Hold the phone.

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Speaker 1: From what we were talking about in our little intro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If people go to jail for not paying taxes- But

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We have an issue at hand.

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Speaker 3: And I wish, I know the stat is correct, but

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Speaker 3: I don't know it exactly. Like the amount of situations

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like out on parole and then they go, well,

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Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm going to go kill her.

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Speaker 2: And then they end up. Hopefully an actual jail.

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Speaker 3: It's something like 75% of people.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Who are like repeat offenders. And you're like, what the

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Speaker 3: fuck did you let this guy out?

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Speaker 1: I know. It's like, why? Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This was preventable.

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Speaker 2: That's what makes it bad is that it's preventable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And it almost feels like there was something you

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Speaker 1: It's like, is tax evasion a criminal offense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: 100%.

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Speaker 2: We pay our taxes.

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Speaker 1: We do.

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Speaker 1: Because we're terrified.

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Speaker 3: We're frugal.

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Speaker 1: I'm terrified we are not paying taxes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. We need to be more fast and loose in

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Speaker 2: You reckon?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We are pretty fast and loose. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I reckon we are.

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Speaker 3: You reckon we're fast and loose?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is it?

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Speaker 2: Give me a situation. What would be fast and loose?

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Speaker 2: What would be considered fast and loose? Give me a situation.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I do.

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Speaker 3: You are flying overseas and your flight is at 9am

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Speaker 3: and instead of traveling, checking the train to get to

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Speaker 3: to the train station when you feel.

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Speaker 1: Like it's the right time.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: I would check the night prior to make sure I

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Speaker 2: leave at the right time. Yeah, you're not fast and loose, man. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not fast and loose.

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: No, I feel like I sometimes am.

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Speaker 1: Wait, this is from Hamish and Andy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fast and loose.

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Speaker 2: Fast and loose and high and tight. Is that what

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Speaker 3: I know Hamish is fast and loose.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember this from Hamish and Andy. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what high and tight is. And Andy's just very organized.

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Speaker 3: Andy's just Andy. He's one of a kind, that bloke.

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Speaker 2: I actually think I would... i would very much get

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Speaker 2: along with andy.

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Speaker 3: Our claim to fame is we've had a half an

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Speaker 1: Yeah we had we we had we actually had a

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Speaker 1: Like the first option you said yeah is hands down

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Speaker 3: Who said that? Who said that, Jake?

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Speaker 3: And that's how I would see them. Like I don't

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Speaker 3: But the right thing to do is I think this

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Speaker 1: I agree. Fully agree.

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Speaker 1: You owe that to your boyfriend. Yeah, of course. And

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Speaker 3: The right thing to do, because you, I think if

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, right? Actually, here's one thing I want

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: And then in like a year or two, you know,

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Speaker 1: Right. You've been over him for a while. And then

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Speaker 1: I really think Jack is still the one for me.

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00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,710
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to get permission from, anyone

451
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:50,550
Speaker 2: to have a go for.

452
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:53,590
Speaker 1: Jack suppose that yeah no it's been a couple years

453
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,520
Speaker 1: it's like why not just be like yo jack fucking

454
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:59,700
Speaker 1: not gonna lie pretty keen you've taken the time.

455
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,160
Speaker 3: To really think about this yeah you changed my mind

456
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,360
Speaker 3: you owe your boyfriend.

457
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,460
Speaker 1: Nothing and then it's now you did your butt you

458
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,080
Speaker 1: did everything and then and then it's like it's more

459
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,960
Speaker 1: on jack to go to maybe his friend and say

460
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,280
Speaker 1: look um Hand over the reins.

461
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,359
Speaker 2: Your ex-girlfriend is hand over the reins.

462
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,020
Speaker 3: If you want to be a good friend or not.

463
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,480
Speaker 1: Your ex-girlfriend, she's messaged me. I'm not going to lie.

464
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,680
Speaker 3: The responsibility.

465
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,199
Speaker 2: I would like to pursue this.

466
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,470
Speaker 1: And it's like, who is the ex-boyfriend to say, I

467
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:27,429
Speaker 1: deny you the opportunity of love? He might say, this

468
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,350
Speaker 1: is something that's super uncomfortable to me. This really broke

469
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,619
Speaker 1: my heart. I would appreciate it if you didn't. And

470
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:34,040
Speaker 1: then the friend has to then accept the fact that

471
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,900
Speaker 1: he's probably going to lose his friend for chasing you. Yeah.

472
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,930
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And if you come here

473
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,090
Speaker 1: to try and get us to support some unhealthy habits,

474
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:44,660
Speaker 1: it's just not going to fucking happen.

475
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:45,780
Speaker 3: Almost got me, but you didn't.

476
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,380
Speaker 1: Because we are the relatables. I know I was saying

477
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,990
Speaker 1: it's a sexy situation earlier, but life ain't a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

478
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,550
Speaker 3: There's so many options, so many traps you could do

479
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:56,970
Speaker 3: to see if he is interested, but I'm not going

480
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:57,410
Speaker 3: to tell them.

481
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,780
Speaker 1: That's a good point. There's so many things you could

482
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,780
Speaker 1: do to see if he's interested.

483
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, shit.

484
00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:03,300
Speaker 1: And you'd be doing the wrong thing every time.

485
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,020
Speaker 3: Leave your underwear in his washing basket.

486
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,800
Speaker 1: I mean, what?

487
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,699
Speaker 2: That would be great.

488
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,920
Speaker 1: All right. My turn. Hey, Mommy and Daddy. Big fan

489
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,260
Speaker 1: of the pod. My dilemma is there's this guy in

490
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:13,900
Speaker 1: my friend group.

491
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,179
Speaker 2: We are in our 20s.

492
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,020
Speaker 1: He has slash had a thing with another girl in

493
00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:20,379
Speaker 1: our group. I recently hooked up with him, and he

494
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,790
Speaker 1: seems to be pretty interested in doing more. Now my

495
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:26,510
Speaker 1: issue is, do I tell her about it after she's

496
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,850
Speaker 1: already questioned me and I've said no? Do I risk

497
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,619
Speaker 1: losing one of my only friendships I have in a

498
00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:32,900
Speaker 1: small town by telling her? Am I a bad friend

499
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,399
Speaker 1: if I continue with this guy knowing she was there first?

500
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,820
Speaker 2: Wait, so.

501
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:42,080
Speaker 1: Girl, how the fuck are you in a small town

502
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,250
Speaker 1: with one friend and you've decided to have sex or

503
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:46,670
Speaker 1: hook up?

504
00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,590
Speaker 3: Hook up to me sounded like not have sex because

505
00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:49,290
Speaker 3: he wanted to do more.

506
00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:49,730
Speaker 1: Hook?

507
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,850
Speaker 2: Up to me is sex, isn't it?

508
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,460
Speaker 3: Yeah, normally, but the way she wrote that, I think it's- Okay,

509
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,369
Speaker 3: so let's say it's a kiss.

510
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:54,870
Speaker 2: Like his tongue.

511
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:58,149
Speaker 1: What took over your body to say, yeah, this man

512
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,490
Speaker 1: is someone that I can kiss?

513
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:00,850
Speaker 3: He's one of three, Jake.

514
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,980
Speaker 2: Go for the other two. He's 33%.

515
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:08,060
Speaker 3: Jack and Jacob. The three of age.

516
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 1: What part of you thought this is a good idea?

517
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 3: We got one. It was on Patreon. Another dilemma about

518
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:18,730
Speaker 3: her friend started dating someone she was having sex with. Friendship, guys.

519
00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:20,230
Speaker 3: Sex is great.

520
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,350
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that.

521
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,370
Speaker 3: Having an orgasm is an amazing feeling. You know what's better?

522
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,330
Speaker 3: A good friendship.

523
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:26,700
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the long run.

524
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,640
Speaker 3: In the long run. Oh, no. In the short run, no.

525
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:32,430
Speaker 1: Well, in the short run, clearly not because the orgasm

526
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:33,950
Speaker 1: is winning sometimes.

527
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,330
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on it. Like, we used to say a lot,

528
00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,350
Speaker 3: and it's still true, men think with their penis. But also,

529
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,770
Speaker 3: a lot of people just think with the orgasm. Actually, true.

530
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,640
Speaker 1: Do women ever think with their clit?

531
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 4: 100%.

532
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 3: Not necessarily. It could be penetration. It could be anything.

533
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:50,920
Speaker 1: It's called clithinking. Clinking?

534
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, clithinking.

535
00:20:52,320 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 1: Thinking, clinking, clitorising, clitorinking. It's called clitting. It's called clinking.

536
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 3: Yo, you've been clinking again. I'm not going to lie, guys.

537
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm clinking over here.

538
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:08,900
Speaker 3: I'm clinking.

539
00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,430
Speaker 1: Guys, clinking.

540
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:16,210
Speaker 3: Let us know if anyone's listening has clinked before.

541
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,890
Speaker 1: Because it's a big thing where, like, you know, they'll

542
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,930
Speaker 1: be like, you're thinking with the wrong head. Yeah. You know,

543
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:25,410
Speaker 1: men will be like, you're thinking with the wrong head, blah, blah, blah. Um,

544
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:26,950
Speaker 1: and that's such a common thing for men to do.

545
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,450
Speaker 1: I need to know if women are out here clinking. Yeah.

546
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,590
Speaker 3: If they're clinking. Well, they get like wet.

547
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 1: Is it more like to do with like, I don't

548
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,859
Speaker 1: think women just get like wet.

549
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Really?

550
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 1: Like just standing there doing nothing. They just get really.

551
00:21:44,859 --> 00:21:47,260
Speaker 2: Just standing there doing nothing, right?

552
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 3: No.

553
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 2: I thought like.

554
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,220
Speaker 3: You don't just like get a full rock hard boner

555
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,470
Speaker 3: just by standing there. You get a bit of charm.

556
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:53,830
Speaker 1: True.

557
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:56,230
Speaker 3: If Beth started like rubbing your knee a little bit

558
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,010
Speaker 3: and then you start going on your head, oh, imagine

559
00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:58,889
Speaker 3: what she looks like naked.

560
00:21:58,990 --> 00:21:59,890
Speaker 1: Yeah. You'll be getting.

561
00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:00,590
Speaker 3: That's the same thing.

562
00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:01,170
Speaker 1: Yeah.

563
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Ask your girlfriend if she's ever

564
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 3: got wet thinking about you.

565
00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:10,500
Speaker 1: I don't want to know the answer. That's far too

566
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,580
Speaker 1: honest of a person because if she hasn't, she'll break

567
00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: my heart. She'll break my poor little heart. I don't

568
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: think I can take it.

569
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:22,550
Speaker 3: Maybe someone else. I'm like 99% sure. But like way

570
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:24,190
Speaker 3: too intimate. But haven't you ever gone down and spent it?

571
00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:25,550
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.

572
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,530
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's after like, you know, a couple minutes

573
00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:27,949
Speaker 2: of kissing.

574
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:28,670
Speaker 1: Yeah, true.

575
00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:31,070
Speaker 2: So I understand that got her wet. True, true.

576
00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 3: I think a good thought can get them wet.

577
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 1: Like Beth's never been, you know, we've never been out.

578
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,060
Speaker 3: I'm fucking, I'm so good.

579
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:41,859
Speaker 1: We've never been out.

580
00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 2: For dinner or anything and she's just gone.

581
00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:44,810
Speaker 1: So I went for you right now.

582
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,210
Speaker 3: I also think like after dating for a while, I

583
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,670
Speaker 3: will be on your side and think it happens a

584
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 3: lot less. In the beginning.

585
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:51,900
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the beginning.

586
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,379
Speaker 3: In the beginning.

587
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 1: In the beginning. Is that niche? That can't be niche.

588
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,459
Speaker 1: In the beginning. In the beginning.

589
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 2: That can't be niche.

590
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,750
Speaker 3: What do we say? So if you've been clinking, let

591
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:06,629
Speaker 3: us know. Yeah. Um, clitter inking.

592
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,660
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Wait, shit. We didn't even help this baddie.

593
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,700
Speaker 3: Um, let's go. Did we?

594
00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

595
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,179
Speaker 3: We helped her.

596
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 2: She said, am I a bad friend?

597
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:14,699
Speaker 3: We just made up a new word for her to

598
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,140
Speaker 3: use to tell her friend what she's.

599
00:23:16,619 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: Sorry, babe. I've been clinking.

600
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:19,580
Speaker 2: Forgive me.

601
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,140
Speaker 1: Uh, am I a bad friend if I continue with

602
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:23,830
Speaker 1: this guy knowing she was there first?

603
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:25,590
Speaker 3: Yeah. A hundred percent.

604
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:26,070
Speaker 1: Yeah.

605
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:28,530
Speaker 3: Get permission from her if you really want to pursue it.

606
00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:30,850
Speaker 3: But also, don't be offended if she says, nah, like

607
00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:31,650
Speaker 3: I would actually care.

608
00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:34,010
Speaker 1: But also, let's be real here. We just literally had

609
00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:36,570
Speaker 1: a dilemma on Patreon where one of the baddies was

610
00:23:36,609 --> 00:23:38,950
Speaker 1: seeing a guy from the start said he wanted to

611
00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:41,260
Speaker 1: be casual. They ended up ending things after like a

612
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:45,300
Speaker 1: pretty decently long situationship. Then her friend, it's like such

613
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,300
Speaker 1: a similar situation. Her friend is like, oh, I like

614
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:49,140
Speaker 1: this guy. Any chance I can pursue it? And she goes,

615
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: obviously like she's not going to be like, no. You

616
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,699
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So it's like, even if you

617
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,129
Speaker 1: ask this friend, She's going to say yes purely out

618
00:23:58,150 --> 00:23:59,790
Speaker 1: of just the feeling like she has to say yes

619
00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:03,990
Speaker 1: because it's just their thing wasn't a serious, serious thing.

620
00:24:04,369 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: So you're not being a good friend of even asking her,

621
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,170
Speaker 1: I reckon.

622
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 3: True, because you don't want to put your friend in

623
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 3: that position, do you?

624
00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:09,430
Speaker 4: Yeah.

625
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: So just stop it.

626
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:16,220
Speaker 3: Stop clinking. Stop it outright. Stop clinking and start using

627
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:16,460
Speaker 3: the clip.

628
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 2: You've also been a bad friend for lying.

629
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: True.

630
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 3: Fuck.

631
00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 4: Yeah.

632
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:20,780
Speaker 3: Friendship rules.

633
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: You're a clinker.

634
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:22,940
Speaker 3: Yeah.

635
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,020
Speaker 1: Wait, I feel like. Oh, I was going to say,

636
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: I feel like clinker sounds like a slur, but I

637
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,260
Speaker 1: actually recently, not recently, a little while ago, I saw

638
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,500
Speaker 1: this trend on TikTok where people were creating like, in

639
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: the future, robots are going to be AI or whatever

640
00:24:35,619 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 1: and have feelings and stuff.

641
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 3: And they were clinkers.

642
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,170
Speaker 2: And people are calling them clinkers.

643
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:40,830
Speaker 1: There's going to be some humanoid robots come out and

644
00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:42,470
Speaker 1: people are going to be like, hey, clinker, come do this.

645
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:43,770
Speaker 1: And then it's going to get to a point where

646
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:45,010
Speaker 1: the robots are like, don't call me that.

647
00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:46,290
Speaker 3: Yeah.

648
00:24:46,410 --> 00:24:48,650
Speaker 1: So I'm never ever going to be calling a robot

649
00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:50,900
Speaker 1: a clinker from the beginning. From the beginning.

650
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,940
Speaker 3: From the beginning.

651
00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:00,170
Speaker 1: All right, baddies.

652
00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:01,010
Speaker 3: Time.

653
00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:04,010
Speaker 1: I'd like to bring in a fresh new segment and

654
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to call it nostalgia. And it is going

655
00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:09,300
Speaker 1: to be where Audie and I talk about something nostalgic

656
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 1: from our lives while we eat something nostalgic.

657
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 3: And the best thing that we could eat right now, Jake,

658
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 3: would be, you mentioned, a fresh, original glazed, or whatever

659
00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:21,740
Speaker 3: you like, Krispy Kreme donut.

660
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,380
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.

661
00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:25,670
Speaker 3: Because as a kid, I definitely remember going into a

662
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,750
Speaker 3: Krispy Kreme shop, you walk in, your nose smells the

663
00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:31,689
Speaker 3: original glaze, and then just as a kid, you just

664
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:33,590
Speaker 3: start to smile because your parents are going to buy

665
00:25:33,609 --> 00:25:36,070
Speaker 3: you a donut. You pick one. It's such a good occasion.

666
00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:37,170
Speaker 1: On the way to the airport?

667
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,300
Speaker 3: Yeah, there would be no better nostalgic treat than a

668
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: Krispy Kreme donut.

669
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:42,340
Speaker 2: Right, agreed.

670
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: I remember because there only used to be one way

671
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,050
Speaker 1: to the airport in Sydney. And so on the way

672
00:25:47,109 --> 00:25:50,869
Speaker 1: there is a standalone Krispy Kreme shop.

673
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:51,390
Speaker 3: Yeah.

674
00:25:51,490 --> 00:25:52,710
Speaker 2: But yeah, we used to do on the way to

675
00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:56,260
Speaker 2: the airport. But my question for you.

676
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:59,630
Speaker 1: This week, Oddie, while I pick up my donut, is

677
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:06,140
Speaker 1: did you have, because I had one, a routine from

678
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,620
Speaker 1: when you would get home from school as a kid?

679
00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 3: Ooh, what age are we talking?

680
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: It could be any. Mine is from memory. I was

681
00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 2: living in Canada.

682
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:19,140
Speaker 1: So I would have been anywhere from like year three

683
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,340
Speaker 1: to five.

684
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 3: Okay, if we're talking primary school, the first one that

685
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,739
Speaker 3: comes to mind is I'd get off the bus and

686
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:28,660
Speaker 3: then it was about a 10-minute walk up a hill.

687
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,930
Speaker 3: I remember walking up the hill, I'd cut through a

688
00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:32,710
Speaker 3: house because everyone used to be nice back in the

689
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:33,929
Speaker 3: day and you could cut through a house to get

690
00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:34,330
Speaker 3: to my house.

691
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:34,409
Speaker 1: Oh!

692
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,020
Speaker 3: And save the trip, whereas you couldn't do that now. Oi,

693
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 3: remember when people used to live by Love Thy Neighbour? Yeah.

694
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,540
Speaker 1: Nobody does that anymore.

695
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,180
Speaker 3: We will, mate, when we live together. Not together, next

696
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 3: to each other.

697
00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:49,889
Speaker 1: Bloody oath we will, mate.

698
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:52,670
Speaker 3: And then I would get home. And do you remember ABC3?

699
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:53,090
Speaker 1: Yeah.

700
00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:54,390
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.

701
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:55,310
Speaker 2: But I didn't watch it.

702
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:59,649
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you had Foxtel. You had all those bougie networks, eh?

703
00:26:59,670 --> 00:26:59,750
Speaker 1: Yeah.

704
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:05,070
Speaker 3: I would chuck on ABC3, grab some cereal and just

705
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 3: watch like either a cartoon or I can't remember the exact.

706
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:15,460
Speaker 3: I loved Take Me Back to the Sweet Time.

707
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh, he's talking about Bondi Rescue.

708
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,419
Speaker 3: Is that Bondi Rescue?

709
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: That's Bondi Rescue, bro. That's nostalgia.

710
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 3: That is nostalgia. That's Australian nostalgia right there. I don't

711
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 3: think it was, but what was the one where they

712
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:28,020
Speaker 3: were in a surf camp?

713
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,699
Speaker 1: Isn't that Stoked?

714
00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,629
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not the animated one. How they went

715
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:35,110
Speaker 3: to high school and they're all trying to be pro surfers.

716
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:36,230
Speaker 3: Not Puberty Blues.

717
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:36,930
Speaker 1: Blue Water High.

718
00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:39,550
Speaker 3: Blue Water High. That was it.

719
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:43,070
Speaker 1: That's an Australian icon of a show.

720
00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:44,230
Speaker 3: I love that show.

721
00:27:45,609 --> 00:27:49,900
Speaker 1: I moved to Australia too late to watch that. But, okay,

722
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: mine is... So, where I lived in Canada, a small

723
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,740
Speaker 1: town called Chase. And me and my older sister, we...

724
00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: I seem to remember her being about two years above.

725
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: Me in school, I think.

726
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,100
Speaker 1: And so I would have been, I just remember at school,

727
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,020
Speaker 1: very small town and we lived maybe two kilometers away.

728
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: So we would walk to and from school each day

729
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: because my stepdad would be at work and my mom

730
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:21,210
Speaker 1: would also be at work. And so me and Joanna,

731
00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:24,070
Speaker 1: I just remember, I don't know why it was like,

732
00:28:24,090 --> 00:28:27,110
Speaker 1: I swear we did this for literally years.

733
00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:28,490
Speaker 2: We would get home.

734
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: And it would just be like classic kid, get home,

735
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: kick the shoes off, throw the bag down. Because I

736
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,820
Speaker 1: always seem to remember mom getting home and be like, Jake,

737
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,220
Speaker 1: pick your bag up, blah, blah. Anyway.

738
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,420
Speaker 3: I remember that too.

739
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: We would go to the kitchen, we would grab a snack,

740
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: and then we would sit down. And I just, I

741
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,820
Speaker 1: don't know why I can picture this so clearly, but

742
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,780
Speaker 1: we used to sit down, turn the TV on, and

743
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: every single day, as soon as school finished, we'd get

744
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:56,459
Speaker 1: home and we would watch this show called Dick and

745
00:28:56,550 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: Jane's Spy Parents.

746
00:28:58,770 --> 00:28:59,370
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.

747
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:00,670
Speaker 1: Never heard of it?

748
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 3: It must be a Canadian thing.

749
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,740
Speaker 1: God, I hope, like, I think it's called Dick and

750
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: Jane's Spy Parents. I can't fully remember, but it's definitely something,

751
00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:10,620
Speaker 1: something spy parents.

752
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:12,260
Speaker 2: And I used to remember.

753
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,950
Speaker 1: That we would be, we would, like, look at each

754
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:18,730
Speaker 1: other and be happy if we got home in time

755
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,810
Speaker 1: for that show. Yeah.

756
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:23,910
Speaker 3: I remember that. What? What happened to live TV where

757
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,530
Speaker 3: you had to be there at like 6 p.m. or

758
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:29,010
Speaker 3: 3 p.m.? It was the same show airing. I forgot

759
00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:29,730
Speaker 3: about that.

760
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,890
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you could miss a show and

761
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:36,870
Speaker 1: that means you missed the show? Do you remember when

762
00:29:37,030 --> 00:29:37,650
Speaker 1: I remember.

763
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:39,970
Speaker 2: When Foxtel brought out being able to record a show?

764
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: And go back and watch it? We never had that.

765
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,660
Speaker 1: And you would record it and you'd have to watch

766
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: the ads and everything.

767
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:45,980
Speaker 3: I remember, yeah, because I used to go to a

768
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:48,020
Speaker 3: soccer training at night and my favorite show was on

769
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,140
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, Mom, what happened? I missed it.

770
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,500
Speaker 3: What happened in Survivor? What happened in Home and Away?

771
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: Oi, crazy, crazy, crazy.

772
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,890
Speaker 1: Oi, actually, funny enough, We'll wrap up this week, but

773
00:29:59,950 --> 00:30:02,270
Speaker 1: next week, I think I have a good one about

774
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:04,110
Speaker 1: remembering when streaming services came out.

775
00:30:04,710 --> 00:30:08,090
Speaker 3: Oh, man. It's making me feel old, but there's something

776
00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,870
Speaker 3: so nice about reminiscing with.

777
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:11,510
Speaker 2: A friend, eh?

778
00:30:11,870 --> 00:30:12,350
Speaker 3: Yeah.

779
00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: We highly recommend sitting down, box of Krispy Kreme donuts, fresh,

780
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: original glazed, talking about nostalgic memories. 100%.

781
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,970
Speaker 3: That smell has such a nostalgic element to it.

782
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:31,870
Speaker 1: The Ladybug. I have, I found a TikTok and I

783
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:35,690
Speaker 1: thought the days of icks were over, but I found

784
00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:37,530
Speaker 1: a new one and it says, girls, what's the smallest

785
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,670
Speaker 1: thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick?

786
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: And I would normally actually steer clear, but some of

787
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: these were fucking funny.

788
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:44,540
Speaker 3: Okay.

789
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,620
Speaker 1: Watched the barber pump him up on the chair and

790
00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:48,660
Speaker 1: it really affected me.

791
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,260
Speaker 3: I've never thought of that.

792
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,910
Speaker 1: True. True. A barber replied to it and he goes, dang,

793
00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:59,070
Speaker 1: I can't even pump up my customers anymore.

794
00:30:59,890 --> 00:31:03,190
Speaker 3: And it's because they're so short. The more pumps, pump, pump, pump, pump,

795
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:05,750
Speaker 3: pump for those short kings out there. If you really

796
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:08,190
Speaker 3: think about it. Let bro get a fade though.

797
00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:10,700
Speaker 1: I would like to say that getting pumped up on

798
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:14,860
Speaker 1: the barber's chair is actually quite demoralizing when I really

799
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: think about it. It's actually quite demoralizing.

800
00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,580
Speaker 3: Bros, don't be taking your girl to the barber with you, eh?

801
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,020
Speaker 1: No.

802
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,580
Speaker 3: Leave her at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

803
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,700
Speaker 1: That's just something for mums when you're a kid, when

804
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: your mum takes you to the barber and just sits

805
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:26,740
Speaker 1: over in the corner.

806
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,550
Speaker 3: The mums out there are probably getting the ick too. Fuck,

807
00:31:28,570 --> 00:31:29,250
Speaker 3: that's my son.

808
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,490
Speaker 2: When did you go from hairdresser to barber?

809
00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:34,390
Speaker 3: When I could drive myself.

810
00:31:35,190 --> 00:31:37,020
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, same. I was a hairdresser up until I

811
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: could drive myself.

812
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,300
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because our mums took us.

813
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:38,380
Speaker 1: Yeah.

814
00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:41,050
Speaker 3: And then you realize how, like, no offense, they're not

815
00:31:41,090 --> 00:31:42,550
Speaker 3: trained to do it, how bad that fades.

816
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:43,430
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

817
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:45,310
Speaker 2: And to be fair, I've never been a fade guy.

818
00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:46,790
Speaker 2: So just a haircut's always very simple.

819
00:31:47,050 --> 00:31:48,930
Speaker 3: I was looking at some of my old haircuts, like

820
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,530
Speaker 3: how high they were. I'm like, far out.

821
00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: I actually am an idiot. I probably need to start.

822
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,260
Speaker 1: So I'll go to a barber and all I get

823
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: is a haircut. But they just, they charge a lot, right?

824
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: Barbers are expensive. And I could just go to Just

825
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: Cuts and get a, you know, probably a $ 35, $ 40

826
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: haircut for 40 minutes or whatever. And it's, cheaper true

827
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,060
Speaker 1: same exact same thing.

828
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,580
Speaker 3: Yeah hairdressers is like pretty expensive oh yeah i feel

829
00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 3: i feel for girls though too like their hair is

830
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,740
Speaker 3: like 450 plus like color and.

831
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:22,260
Speaker 1: Best went the other day and she was there for

832
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,730
Speaker 1: like four hours and it was like five hundred dollars.

833
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:26,510
Speaker 3: I also like what do they do like what what

834
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,130
Speaker 3: if a girl just like this is gonna sound dumb

835
00:32:28,150 --> 00:32:30,450
Speaker 3: like if she just grows her hair out naturally what

836
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,270
Speaker 3: are they doing.

837
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: So here's something i do right When Beth gets her

838
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: hair done.

839
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 3: But she, no, because she used to be blonde. So

840
00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:45,900
Speaker 3: now they have to maintain the natural color. Yeah, yeah.

841
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,220
Speaker 2: So she's going back to her natural color.

842
00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:49,890
Speaker 3: But back when she was blonde, I can understand now

843
00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:52,610
Speaker 3: that she kind of ruined her natural hair color. And

844
00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:53,550
Speaker 3: she doesn't want to start again.

845
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:54,870
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

846
00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,710
Speaker 3: But what if it all naturally out from the start?

847
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:59,330
Speaker 2: So she gets a tone.

848
00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:00,110
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

849
00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,030
Speaker 2: She gets some coloring.

850
00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:01,950
Speaker 1: Gets some blending.

851
00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:02,350
Speaker 3: Blending.

852
00:33:03,010 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: I assume at the very beginning you get a clean

853
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:09,420
Speaker 1: and you get a dry and then you get the foils,

854
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: which is part of the coloring. So I just want

855
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:14,620
Speaker 1: to say something. And this is like being me being

856
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,460
Speaker 1: fully transparent. And I don't think this is bad. I

857
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,710
Speaker 1: think that this is me being a supportive boyfriend. So

858
00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:23,370
Speaker 1: I can tell the difference when Beth gets her hair done.

859
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,130
Speaker 1: but I can't tell the $ 500 difference. You know what

860
00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:26,470
Speaker 1: I mean?

861
00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:27,730
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?

862
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,690
Speaker 1: So I can't tell the $ 500 difference. So, but what

863
00:33:29,730 --> 00:33:31,070
Speaker 1: I do do is when I see it, I say,

864
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:35,190
Speaker 1: oh my God, it looks amazing. It's beautiful. It's worth

865
00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: every penny.

866
00:33:37,220 --> 00:33:39,740
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. So Cassie's not a natural blonde.

867
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: No.

868
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 3: I can tell the difference.

869
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: Between what, natural and not natural?

870
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,220
Speaker 3: Like prior enough. Imagine if you just had this.

871
00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: Skill and you were like, you're not a natural blonde.

872
00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,850
Speaker 3: You are a natural blonde. Because it fades over time

873
00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:56,390
Speaker 3: and then I can tell when it's been redone. It's

874
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,190
Speaker 3: more like vibrant.

875
00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:59,210
Speaker 1: And also, I guess if you're not natural blonde and

876
00:33:59,230 --> 00:34:00,930
Speaker 1: your hair is brown, your roots grow out.

877
00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:05,950
Speaker 3: Last time Cassie went to the hairdressers, Sofa Dofa sat

878
00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:06,390
Speaker 3: next to her.

879
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:07,490
Speaker 2: Heck, did she talk to her?

880
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for a little bit.

881
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: And Sofa Dofa goes, I love your uggs.

882
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:15,650
Speaker 1: Where are they from? Cassie's like, came up. Sofa Dofa's like, fuck.

883
00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:17,790
Speaker 1: I was hoping for something a bit more high-end. A

884
00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: bit high-end. Bro, she's rich, eh?

885
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's rich.

886
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,340
Speaker 1: She should just start her own ugly.

887
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,259
Speaker 3: That means Cassie's rich.

888
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:27,020
Speaker 1: What is she doing? Wait, Cassie, you have no business

889
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: going to the same hairdresser as Sofadova.

890
00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 3: Legit.

891
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: Fuck, what were we talking about?

892
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:40,020
Speaker 1: Oh, girls, what's the smallest thing that, sorry, girls, what's

893
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:42,379
Speaker 1: the smallest thing a man did that instantly gave you

894
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: the ick? I was on my period and he called

895
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,580
Speaker 1: me his little ketchup packet.

896
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 3: Oh, damn.

897
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,989
Speaker 1: Why does anyone think that's a good idea? Well, I

898
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,270
Speaker 1: feel like I could say that to Beth and she

899
00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:59,180
Speaker 1: wouldn't get the ick. Because we're so far into it.

900
00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 3: My little ketchup bucket. The funniest thing happened the other day.

901
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 3: So Cassie, prior to getting her period, would always say

902
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 3: to me, I'm getting my period, I'm getting so hungry.

903
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 3: And the other day, she goes to me, I knew

904
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 3: her period was coming soon. She goes, I'm so hungry.

905
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you're getting close to your period.

906
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:24,500
Speaker 3: She goes, am I not allowed to be hungry? Well,

907
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,589
Speaker 3: to be fair, she's almost trained you.

908
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:28,450
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard about the thing where the farmer

909
00:35:28,469 --> 00:35:29,750
Speaker 1: rings a bell, then feeds everyone?

910
00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:31,950
Speaker 2: And feeds all his animals. So then the bell now

911
00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:33,350
Speaker 2: means food. So they all come running when they hear

912
00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:35,009
Speaker 2: the bell. Cassie says, I'm hungry.

913
00:35:35,030 --> 00:35:35,850
Speaker 1: And you think, oh. Yeah.

914
00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I said, hold up. Either way, you're

915
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:40,779
Speaker 3: allowed to do whatever you want. You're allowed to be

916
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 3: hungry or not. But I'm just connecting the dots because

917
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,620
Speaker 3: it asks like, you're like, why am I so hungry?

918
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:44,980
Speaker 1: Yeah.

919
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 3: I'm giving you an answer.

920
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:53,390
Speaker 1: It was a trap from the start. Girls, what's the

921
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:55,589
Speaker 1: smallest thing a man did that immediately gave you the ick?

922
00:35:56,090 --> 00:35:57,810
Speaker 1: He would use a baby voice when he woke up

923
00:35:58,170 --> 00:36:01,490
Speaker 1: and would send me a good morning message, a voice message,

924
00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: like good morning baby in a baby voice, right? And

925
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:07,339
Speaker 1: then she says, ruined my day every day.

926
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: Good morning, my little squishy wishy.

927
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about baby voices. I find I'll

928
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 2: do it to my dogs more.

929
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,860
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not baby. That's like high-pitched.

930
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,260
Speaker 2: Yes, high-pitched.

931
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: Baby's like, oh, my God. I see.

932
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,460
Speaker 1: I don't do that. I just can't.

933
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,219
Speaker 3: I just want to give you a cuddle. Like with Beth, I'll.

934
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,540
Speaker 2: Be like, I call her like Missy.

935
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,580
Speaker 1: Picky because I call her Picky. I don't know why

936
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,660
Speaker 1: I never called her Pickle. Picky evolved from Pickle anyway.

937
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: And so I'll hit it with like, I'm like, I

938
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: miss a Pookie. Like that's my kind of babiest thing

939
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:41,859
Speaker 1: I'll do to her.

940
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

941
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,540
Speaker 2: Just like get her attention.

942
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: What about you? I don't, okay.

943
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:48,299
Speaker 3: What do I, I say Pookie. Oh, Pooks, Pooks.

944
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,500
Speaker 1: I think it's so funny that Pookie is ended up

945
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,020
Speaker 1: becoming the unironic nickname.

946
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,380
Speaker 3: I tried to, I've been trying like some new stuff,

947
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 3: like Pookahonus. Very hard to get a new one in there,

948
00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 3: isn't it?

949
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:57,420
Speaker 1: Pookahonus.

950
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:58,380
Speaker 3: Cassie didn't like that. No.

951
00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:01,180
Speaker 1: It was from Pocahontas. And apparently like. Pookahontas.

952
00:37:01,489 --> 00:37:03,970
Speaker 3: That's got like, I don't know, bad juju around it. Oh, okay.

953
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:04,169
Speaker 1: Fair.

954
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,790
Speaker 3: And then private Pookie. Cause Cassie was in the army.

955
00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:08,590
Speaker 1: Pee pee.

956
00:37:08,610 --> 00:37:11,650
Speaker 3: Private pee pee is pretty funny.

957
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:14,330
Speaker 1: Oh, shit.

958
00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:17,410
Speaker 3: She didn't like that.

959
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:21,230
Speaker 1: He walked me out to my car barefoot, kissed me goodnight,

960
00:37:21,270 --> 00:37:23,220
Speaker 1: then ran back into his house on his tippy toes

961
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,020
Speaker 1: like a fairy. No, that's cute.

962
00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 3: He was so happy. He was giddy just to say

963
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 3: bye to you.

964
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:33,100
Speaker 1: Yeah, why'd they give you the ick? He was kicking

965
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,259
Speaker 1: his feet when he got home. He couldn't hold it in.

966
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,580
Speaker 3: That guy was a soft lover.

967
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,189
Speaker 1: He was a very gentle lover. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

968
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:45,469
Speaker 2: Girls, what's the smallest.

969
00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:47,629
Speaker 1: Thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick?

970
00:37:48,690 --> 00:37:52,670
Speaker 1: He followed Instagram on Instagram. Okay, that is the ick.

971
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 3: I've always thought, do Instagram buy their followers? They have

972
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,100
Speaker 3: like 200 million followers. Surely they do.

973
00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: Is it like an automatic thing? Do you reckon Instagram

974
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: ever culls the bots that follow them? No. But they

975
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,450
Speaker 1: cull our bots, the dogs.

976
00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:12,430
Speaker 3: We lost like 12,000 followers one day and we were like, fuck,

977
00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:13,270
Speaker 3: are we ruined?

978
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:16,180
Speaker 1: We were like, surely 12,000 people didn't wake up and think,

979
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,339
Speaker 1: I hate the relationship now. I was wigging out when

980
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:21,060
Speaker 1: that happened.

981
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,980
Speaker 3: They should give you a little like, hey, we just

982
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 3: culled all the robots.

983
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,549
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we put a lot of effort into getting

984
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:30,210
Speaker 1: these followers. It's like put some respect on some influencers' names.

985
00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:33,530
Speaker 3: First world problem for sure.

986
00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:35,890
Speaker 1: He burnt the roof of his mouth on a chicken nugget.

987
00:38:36,510 --> 00:38:38,549
Speaker 1: took the week off work sick because of it and

988
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: moved back to his mum's for a week so she

989
00:38:40,219 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: could take care of him.

990
00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:44,420
Speaker 3: I tell you what, we have a friend. I don't

991
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 3: know why it made me think of this. He is

992
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:48,580
Speaker 3: not an active person and he came to the gym

993
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:52,930
Speaker 3: with us. He was in his fitness journey and we

994
00:38:52,969 --> 00:38:55,969
Speaker 3: hit legs and finished with calves. And I don't think

995
00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,430
Speaker 3: he'd ever hit calves before in his life. Next day.

996
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,660
Speaker 3: He was crippled. He took the week off work. He

997
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,900
Speaker 3: worked for his dad. He's a plumber. Fucking trade. He

998
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:09,380
Speaker 3: took the whole week off work. He definitely took a day,

999
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 3: didn't he?

1000
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I think he took a week off.

1001
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 3: Or it was a Wednesday and he took Wednesday, Thursday,

1002
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:13,660
Speaker 3: Friday off.

1003
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: He couldn't walk.

1004
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,919
Speaker 3: And then he lived underneath us. He went to his

1005
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,410
Speaker 3: little flat and he was like going around on his bum. Right.

1006
00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:22,890
Speaker 1: He couldn't walk. He couldn't walk.

1007
00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:25,870
Speaker 2: And I just thought, you cannot be serious.

1008
00:39:25,890 --> 00:39:27,029
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, no, you don't get it.

1009
00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:27,610
Speaker 3: You don't get it.

1010
00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking, like, come on. I know,

1011
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: I get it hurts.

1012
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,940
Speaker 3: But he was like, you know when a dog has to, like,

1013
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,580
Speaker 3: itch his bum and he has his bum across the ground?

1014
00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 3: That's what he was doing, like, scooting around like that.

1015
00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,700
Speaker 1: Like, you just, once you warm up, it sort of

1016
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:41,180
Speaker 1: goes away.

1017
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%.

1018
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,259
Speaker 2: He burped when we were kissing. That's disgusting.

1019
00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:47,739
Speaker 3: Have you ever felt one of them coming on?

1020
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:52,590
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You ever been mid-sesh? Wait, two worst things.

1021
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:57,930
Speaker 1: Two worst things. Mid-session, a burp's coming on or a

1022
00:39:57,989 --> 00:39:58,660
Speaker 1: fart's coming on.

1023
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 3: I've never had a fart in sexy time. You've never farted?

1024
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,980
Speaker 3: I've never felt even felt. I feel like anatomically, even

1025
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 3: like I think too, because when I get a boner,

1026
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,860
Speaker 3: I think like that controls everything.

1027
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: Really?

1028
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:11,620
Speaker 3: That comes first. That's more important than anything else.

1029
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: My body has betrayed me many a times.

1030
00:40:16,739 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: I see that actually.

1031
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: He shivered because he was cold.

1032
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 4: Come on.

1033
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: Fuck sakes. He tried to speak to the waiter and

1034
00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: the waiter didn't hear him and left.

1035
00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:29,410
Speaker 3: That's happened to me a few times. That's actually harsh,

1036
00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:30,509
Speaker 3: but like so true.

1037
00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,150
Speaker 2: See, that would give you the ick butt.

1038
00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:33,390
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1039
00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:34,330
Speaker 2: And that's unfortunate.

1040
00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:36,469
Speaker 3: When the music's loud, you don't know how loud you

1041
00:40:36,489 --> 00:40:37,890
Speaker 3: should go because you don't want to go too loud.

1042
00:40:38,630 --> 00:40:42,540
Speaker 3: And then you're like, excuse me. And you just look

1043
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 3: like a dick. Excuse me. And they don't hear you

1044
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,620
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, fuck.

1045
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,299
Speaker 1: Getting the attention of a waiter or a waitress is.

1046
00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: It's a fine art.

1047
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:51,900
Speaker 3: Sometimes, if I was a waiter or a waitress and

1048
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,219
Speaker 3: I could see people on like a first date, I

1049
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 3: would pretend not to like hear them.

1050
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,300
Speaker 1: Said his lips were chapped and he pulled out a

1051
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:03,630
Speaker 1: Dior lip gloss, put it on and then smacked his lips.

1052
00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:04,570
Speaker 1: A Dior?

1053
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:06,330
Speaker 3: Shit, bougie.

1054
00:41:06,910 --> 00:41:08,030
Speaker 2: Smacking your lips crazy.

1055
00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:11,830
Speaker 1: He didn't dry himself with the towel when he got

1056
00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:13,730
Speaker 1: out of the shower. He just put his clothes on

1057
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:18,690
Speaker 1: a wet body. That's heinous. That's insane.

1058
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,860
Speaker 3: Disgusting.

1059
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: He pooped right before I came over and his bathroom

1060
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: was in his room. So I smelt it while we

1061
00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: were talking on the bed.

1062
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:31,140
Speaker 3: And now he's like, let's get some, let's get down dirty.

1063
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,029
Speaker 3: I just got dirty in there. Let's get dirty in

1064
00:41:33,070 --> 00:41:34,270
Speaker 3: the bed.

1065
00:41:34,310 --> 00:41:36,930
Speaker 1: What did I tell you one time? Did I tell

1066
00:41:36,969 --> 00:41:42,690
Speaker 1: you about, so I was probably 18 at the time.

1067
00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: And this is just before I moved down to my parents' house. Um,

1068
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,500
Speaker 1: And I was, I had this kind of separate room

1069
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: that my dad had built me in the garage. And, um,

1070
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,740
Speaker 1: he just was giving me my own space, which was nice,

1071
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:59,509
Speaker 1: I guess. I think they just wanted me out of

1072
00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,630
Speaker 1: the house to be honest with you. But, um, so

1073
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:05,410
Speaker 1: in there I had, he, he, it was all just

1074
00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:07,589
Speaker 1: one room. It was like, it was a studio apartment, right?

1075
00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:09,370
Speaker 1: I had a little mini fridge. I couldn't cook food

1076
00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:09,609
Speaker 1: out there.

1077
00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:10,250
Speaker 3: Which house was this?

1078
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:11,010
Speaker 1: At Pickett's.

1079
00:42:11,110 --> 00:42:11,770
Speaker 2: It was in the garage.

1080
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:18,029
Speaker 1: And, um, um, in there, in the corner, as if

1081
00:42:18,090 --> 00:42:20,690
Speaker 1: it was like a stall without a door was a toilet.

1082
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:22,070
Speaker 3: Right.

1083
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:25,029
Speaker 1: And I just had a curtain that I had for

1084
00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:28,290
Speaker 1: the toilet. I didn't know you had this. And yeah, JJ,

1085
00:42:28,350 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: he'd seen it.

1086
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:29,310
Speaker 3: He was there.

1087
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:32,970
Speaker 1: He'd been there heaps of times. Anyway, I, um, one

1088
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: time I got home from work and I would just

1089
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,060
Speaker 1: go straight.

1090
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 3: So you had like a garage door.

1091
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

1092
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 3: Straight garage door, which is part of my room, bro.

1093
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:43,100
Speaker 2: It was kind of cool as a teenager. I thought

1094
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,020
Speaker 2: this is hectic anyway.

1095
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,730
Speaker 1: And it was private, but, um, So one time I

1096
00:42:47,790 --> 00:42:49,730
Speaker 1: got home and I was taking a shit after work.

1097
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:51,049
Speaker 1: I got home. I was like, yeah, I gotta take

1098
00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,770
Speaker 1: a shit. And I, if I was there alone, I

1099
00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:55,110
Speaker 1: would never close that curtain. Right. I fully had a

1100
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:58,060
Speaker 1: girlfriend at the time and I must've taken shit. So anyway,

1101
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: curtains open. And my dad, he, for some reason decides

1102
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,140
Speaker 1: he's not going to knock on my door. He just

1103
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,620
Speaker 1: comes in, opens the door and he goes, Oh, and

1104
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,549
Speaker 1: then he had something to tell me and he goes, Oh,

1105
00:43:07,610 --> 00:43:08,330
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh shit.

1106
00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:10,100
Speaker 2: And he goes, Oh, I just wanted to tell you

1107
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,540
Speaker 2: where to put the dog down today.

1108
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: I was like, okay. He goes, yeah, his name is Angus.

1109
00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:18,860
Speaker 2: He goes, just wanted to let you know where to

1110
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 2: put Angus down today.

1111
00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:23,610
Speaker 1: And I went, sweet man. I could have waited.

1112
00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:28,509
Speaker 3: To be fair, because he was so distracted. Great time

1113
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:28,989
Speaker 3: to tell you.

1114
00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:31,790
Speaker 1: I mean, to be honest with you, it wasn't. You

1115
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,569
Speaker 1: couldn't deal with the emotions. Yeah, it wasn't one that

1116
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: it affected.

1117
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: It didn't affect me anyway. He was very old.

1118
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,380
Speaker 1: He needed to be put down.

1119
00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 3: I'm actually, like, proud of your dad for doubling down. Like,

1120
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:42,180
Speaker 3: he saw the sitch and he's like, I'm still going

1121
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 3: to tell him.

1122
00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,859
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just fucking stood there and thought,

1123
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: you know, actually, man, yeah, I just wanted to let

1124
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: you know.

1125
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: Have your parents ever walked in on you wanking?

1126
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: No.

1127
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 3: Really?

1128
00:43:50,739 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: I've actually been very, very lucky with that. I don't

1129
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: know if they ever have known that I'm doing it.

1130
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: They've never said anything. They've nearly walked in on me

1131
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: with a girlfriend once.

1132
00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:01,259
Speaker 3: That's cool, bro.

1133
00:44:03,690 --> 00:44:06,509
Speaker 1: I feel like that's kind of, that's less, that's like,

1134
00:44:06,670 --> 00:44:10,690
Speaker 1: you know, it's not gross. It still is, but it's not.

1135
00:44:10,710 --> 00:44:11,890
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

1136
00:44:11,930 --> 00:44:13,450
Speaker 2: You've been walked in on it.

1137
00:44:13,469 --> 00:44:16,259
Speaker 3: I haven't been caught, but I think they knew what

1138
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:16,660
Speaker 3: I was doing.

1139
00:44:16,739 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1140
00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:22,060
Speaker 3: And then I went through a phase of being like,

1141
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,060
Speaker 3: you motherfuckers need to start knocking.

1142
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: Seriously, guys, I got to be honest with you.

1143
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: I am a 16 year old boy.

1144
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1145
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: All right. I don't know if you guys were ever

1146
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: this age.

1147
00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:34,149
Speaker 2: Which you obviously.

1148
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:36,780
Speaker 1: Fucking were, it's time to knock on the door. Legit.

1149
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,300
Speaker 1: And wait for an answer. All right.

1150
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 3: And then, yeah, my dad, mum would be very like

1151
00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:43,980
Speaker 3: conscious of what I said, but dad would knock and

1152
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 3: go in.

1153
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, I knocked, I knocked.

1154
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,100
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck off.

1155
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:47,820
Speaker 1: Come on, mate.

1156
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:54,819
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've been, I try to go out to toilet. Locked.

1157
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,100
Speaker 2: I've always been lucky enough. My parents were always like, yeah,

1158
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,420
Speaker 2: you can have a lock on your door and stuff.

1159
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,620
Speaker 3: If you want. I don't know why. Do they not

1160
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,270
Speaker 3: do it for safety when you're younger? Because, like, why

1161
00:45:02,290 --> 00:45:03,529
Speaker 3: didn't I have a lock on my door? It seems

1162
00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:04,430
Speaker 3: like the best idea ever.

1163
00:45:04,630 --> 00:45:07,450
Speaker 1: It's a good question. But, no, I'd never been walked

1164
00:45:07,489 --> 00:45:10,509
Speaker 1: in on. But what I was going to say was imagine, like,

1165
00:45:11,590 --> 00:45:13,170
Speaker 1: there'd be so many people out there that have just

1166
00:45:13,190 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: been surely walked in on just full-on hard dick in hand, mid-stroke,

1167
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: looking at phone or whatever, and their parents walk in

1168
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1169
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,620
Speaker 2: What are you doing if you walk in on your 15,

1170
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: 16-year-old son doing that?

1171
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm doing nothing. I'm closing the door.

1172
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 1: Sorry.

1173
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,380
Speaker 3: We're not talking for like a couple of days. Really?

1174
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,540
Speaker 3: That's probably not good parenting.

1175
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: No, it can't be.

1176
00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:39,420
Speaker 3: We had a friend.

1177
00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:40,100
Speaker 1: I would.

1178
00:45:40,580 --> 00:45:40,970
Speaker 2: Go on, go on.

1179
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,660
Speaker 3: We'll get back to the question. We had a friend.

1180
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,219
Speaker 3: It goes to the question. He was one of the

1181
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 3: first wankers in our group.

1182
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.

1183
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:52,439
Speaker 3: He got caught like three times a week on the

1184
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: family computer in the office watching porn and wanking. And

1185
00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,870
Speaker 3: it was because he started at like, say, I think

1186
00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:03,230
Speaker 3: I started at 15. I know exactly who you're talking about.

1187
00:46:03,290 --> 00:46:03,950
Speaker 3: He would have been 13.

1188
00:46:03,950 --> 00:46:05,190
Speaker 2: I know exactly.

1189
00:46:05,489 --> 00:46:08,350
Speaker 3: And I remember his go-to was like, what was it called?

1190
00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:09,630
Speaker 1: You, you porn.

1191
00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:12,339
Speaker 3: No, what was it? That one. Maybe. I think it

1192
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,259
Speaker 3: was that.

1193
00:46:13,390 --> 00:46:14,779
Speaker 1: I assume there's one called that.

1194
00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:16,540
Speaker 3: And I think it became a normal thing in the family.

1195
00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:20,270
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say his name yeah he just does this

1196
00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:21,049
Speaker 1: he's working.

1197
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:24,530
Speaker 3: Again oh my god what would you do i'm fucking

1198
00:46:24,670 --> 00:46:25,510
Speaker 3: yeah open the door.

1199
00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:28,609
Speaker 5: I well no here's my what first off reaction would

1200
00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:31,069
Speaker 5: be oh oh sorry sorry and then i walk away

1201
00:46:31,090 --> 00:46:34,260
Speaker 5: right and then he'd obviously finish he'd probably probably come

1202
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 5: out head in hand type of thing come out.

1203
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: Come out of the closet.

1204
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: He would um He'd.

1205
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,300
Speaker 2: Probably walk out of his room, maybe head in hand,

1206
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 2: or maybe he'd.

1207
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Be trying to play it off.

1208
00:46:44,489 --> 00:46:44,989
Speaker 3: I'm not coming out.

1209
00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:46,370
Speaker 1: What are you doing, standing there for the rest of

1210
00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:47,430
Speaker 1: your life? Finishing.

1211
00:46:47,450 --> 00:46:53,270
Speaker 3: Oh, fuck me. Here's what I would want to do, though.

1212
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,700
Speaker 1: I would just want to talk to him and say, look,

1213
00:46:55,739 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: I understand, bro, that this is something that's going to happen.

1214
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:01,219
Speaker 1: I would just be like, look, let's be real here.

1215
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: I understand this is something that's going to happen. I

1216
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: don't want you to be embarrassed, even though it's embarrassing.

1217
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,170
Speaker 1: But I would also say, I think I would have

1218
00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: the chat with him of being like, that porn's the

1219
00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:13,219
Speaker 1: furthest thing from real.

1220
00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:14,980
Speaker 2: Just, I would want to have, I would really just

1221
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,739
Speaker 2: want to talk to him about that.

1222
00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:18,470
Speaker 3: I feel like that chat's better not being caught though.

1223
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,890
Speaker 3: I feel like you just normalize wanking at that point. Yeah.

1224
00:47:21,930 --> 00:47:23,350
Speaker 1: I don't even like what, I don't even know what

1225
00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:24,950
Speaker 1: the right thing to do would be, but I just

1226
00:47:24,969 --> 00:47:27,810
Speaker 1: would want to say like, people can get very addicted

1227
00:47:27,830 --> 00:47:29,230
Speaker 1: to this type of thing. I just would want to

1228
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,609
Speaker 1: have a super casual chat and just be like, look,

1229
00:47:31,670 --> 00:47:33,110
Speaker 1: I don't, I wouldn't want to just like shame him

1230
00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:35,670
Speaker 1: and be like, you're fucking gross. You fucking pig. Yeah.

1231
00:47:36,230 --> 00:47:37,450
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I wouldn't want to just

1232
00:47:37,489 --> 00:47:37,830
Speaker 1: shame you.

1233
00:47:37,850 --> 00:47:38,770
Speaker 3: Surely no one would do that.

1234
00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:40,710
Speaker 2: Probably not.

1235
00:47:40,850 --> 00:47:42,310
Speaker 1: Because I don't want him, I don't want it to

1236
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:47,109
Speaker 1: be a thing where it's like, it's obviously a very

1237
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,540
Speaker 1: private thing, but I don't want to have.

1238
00:47:48,489 --> 00:47:50,299
Speaker 2: It be a thing where he then is.

1239
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,180
Speaker 3: He's shaming.

1240
00:47:51,219 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: He wants to hide it. I don't want him to

1241
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: do it in front of me, but I don't, I

1242
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,100
Speaker 1: just would want him to know that, I just want

1243
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: my kids to know that if they ever have an

1244
00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: issue with something, and it's like, if you ever think

1245
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: to yourself, you can be addicted to porn, It's like,

1246
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,339
Speaker 1: I want you to come and talk to me about

1247
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: that because I want, I'll talk to you about it.

1248
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 2: Like we can talk about anything, zero judgment.

1249
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,379
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

1250
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,940
Speaker 2: Like people do things.

1251
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: So would you be like happy if you walked in

1252
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,620
Speaker 3: on a wank and just no phone in hand and

1253
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: he's just like close his eyes.

1254
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,180
Speaker 1: If he was going full, if he, if I walk

1255
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,330
Speaker 1: in on him wanking and he's like mid stroke, right.

1256
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:27,790
Speaker 1: And then, um, I see the phone and I just

1257
00:48:27,810 --> 00:48:29,210
Speaker 1: don't see, and I don't see a phone anywhere. And

1258
00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:32,230
Speaker 1: I walk out and I think, and then he comes

1259
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,350
Speaker 1: out and I talked to him about it. And I

1260
00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:37,730
Speaker 1: was like, well, we just, using the imagination, he goes, yeah, I'd.

1261
00:48:37,650 --> 00:48:38,910
Speaker 2: Be like, good on you.

1262
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:41,850
Speaker 1: I feel like I get like, if you're going to

1263
00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:42,610
Speaker 1: do it, that's probably.

1264
00:48:42,430 --> 00:48:43,970
Speaker 3: The healthiest way to do it. Sorry for interrupting.

1265
00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:46,970
Speaker 1: Yeah, true. My bad.

1266
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,410
Speaker 2: Put a sign on your door next time.

1267
00:48:48,430 --> 00:48:48,669
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1268
00:48:49,190 --> 00:48:52,689
Speaker 3: Put a sock on your door when you're wanking, son. Like,

1269
00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:53,830
Speaker 3: you know, in a hotel room, we.

1270
00:48:53,790 --> 00:48:54,670
Speaker 1: Got to do not disturb.

1271
00:48:54,710 --> 00:48:55,609
Speaker 2: Fucking hell.

1272
00:48:55,630 --> 00:49:00,310
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what that's for. Gross, bro, gross.

1273
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,460
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Oddy Shark Tank.

1274
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,029
Speaker 2: Jake, it's good to be here.

1275
00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:19,609
Speaker 1: It should be called Oddy VC now.

1276
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: What's that?

1277
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,300
Speaker 2: Oddy Venture Capitalism.

1278
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.

1279
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,020
Speaker 3: Oddy Venture Capitalism. Baddies. I have evolved with the help

1280
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,340
Speaker 3: of my friend, Mr. Jake Craig, as well as Sarah,

1281
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 3: the baddest baddie.

1282
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:32,620
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy.

1283
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 3: You heard from her last week with updates from the

1284
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:40,180
Speaker 3: bed divider. She has gone off and drawn friends. Four

1285
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,060
Speaker 3: prototypes of different ideas for the bed divider. If you're

1286
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 3: new around here, go back and listen. But basically, business

1287
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 3: idea where there's some sort of divide in a bed

1288
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,490
Speaker 3: so your partner, more so your girlfriend, doesn't roll over

1289
00:49:52,530 --> 00:49:53,710
Speaker 3: and hit you in the middle of the night.

1290
00:49:54,510 --> 00:49:54,790
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1291
00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:57,609
Speaker 3: And we're trying to prototype some good ideas and we've

1292
00:49:57,670 --> 00:50:01,009
Speaker 3: recruited Sarah. She sent through four brilliant designs that we

1293
00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:04,430
Speaker 3: can talk through and see which one we like before

1294
00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:08,580
Speaker 3: we call her back and tell her... Kind of where

1295
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,620
Speaker 3: we're going to go with this, hey?

1296
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,570
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, she, I think she has a

1297
00:50:12,590 --> 00:50:14,430
Speaker 1: few ideas. She wants to make them on her own

1298
00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:15,489
Speaker 1: first to see if they work.

1299
00:50:15,670 --> 00:50:16,149
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

1300
00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:17,970
Speaker 2: Talk about commitment.

1301
00:50:18,230 --> 00:50:20,450
Speaker 3: Exactly. That's what we love from the baddies. And what

1302
00:50:20,469 --> 00:50:21,870
Speaker 3: we're going to do is we're going to explain it,

1303
00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:23,850
Speaker 3: but also we're going to post them on the Instagram

1304
00:50:23,870 --> 00:50:25,850
Speaker 3: because there are actually some really good diagrams.

1305
00:50:26,130 --> 00:50:26,330
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1306
00:50:27,130 --> 00:50:30,470
Speaker 3: So, from Sarah, the baddest baddie, the bed by the plan,

1307
00:50:30,670 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 3: idea one, magnets. So there looks to be a fitted

1308
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,930
Speaker 3: sheet and then under the underside of the fitted sheet,

1309
00:50:36,969 --> 00:50:39,190
Speaker 3: there's a type of like soft magnet you can get.

1310
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,650
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said that on the phone too.

1311
00:50:41,910 --> 00:50:43,989
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand now I see the photos. And then

1312
00:50:44,330 --> 00:50:47,149
Speaker 3: over the top sheet, there's this piece of foam that's

1313
00:50:47,230 --> 00:50:48,310
Speaker 3: the shape of a Dorito.

1314
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,890
Speaker 2: Yep, like a long, it's like Toblerone.

1315
00:50:50,969 --> 00:50:55,589
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. That's pretty good. Not good for sex because

1316
00:50:55,650 --> 00:50:58,830
Speaker 3: it's pointy like Toblerone. What if it's soft? You'd be like,

1317
00:50:58,870 --> 00:50:59,230
Speaker 3: I feel like, oh.

1318
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: How hard do you expect it?

1319
00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:02,969
Speaker 2: We'd have to test it.

1320
00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:11,780
Speaker 1: That can be arranged imagine.

1321
00:51:09,130 --> 00:51:12,009
Speaker 3: That we're gonna go we're gonna know it's good for

1322
00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:13,850
Speaker 3: sex um.

1323
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:20,980
Speaker 1: Thoughts honestly good idea reason being i think it's a

1324
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,180
Speaker 1: good idea is that because i assume the magnets are

1325
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:28,420
Speaker 1: like magnity yeah but they're not like i don't know

1326
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,739
Speaker 1: nasa grade magnets or whatever so It'll be able to

1327
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: just like sort of click into place, right? And then

1328
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:36,899
Speaker 1: hold that position. And you might kick it off place,

1329
00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,060
Speaker 1: but at least the magnet's still connected up near you

1330
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,380
Speaker 1: or whatever. But the reason why I like it is

1331
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:44,730
Speaker 1: because all you got to do is grab the centerpiece,

1332
00:51:45,210 --> 00:51:47,870
Speaker 1: pull it out. Agreed. Right? You can either have it

1333
00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,669
Speaker 1: on top of the bed. It's not going to weigh much.

1334
00:51:50,469 --> 00:51:52,310
Speaker 1: Or you can have it and have it like along

1335
00:51:52,350 --> 00:51:54,430
Speaker 1: the bed head. So, it's like adding a little bit

1336
00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:55,670
Speaker 1: of support to your head just.

1337
00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:56,530
Speaker 2: While you guys are cuddling.

1338
00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:58,469
Speaker 3: It would even add to like when you're not using it,

1339
00:51:58,489 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 3: the pillows. It would sit the pillows up even nicer. Yeah, right.

1340
00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:02,940
Speaker 3: This one's good.

1341
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:06,259
Speaker 1: And then, so what I like about it is all

1342
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: those things and the fact that also if you don't

1343
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: want to buy, I assume we're going to have to supply,

1344
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,339
Speaker 1: like part of the thing we sell is you can

1345
00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:17,299
Speaker 1: either sell the bed sheet with the magnet in it

1346
00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:20,259
Speaker 1: and the bed vider, still thinking of a name by

1347
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,940
Speaker 1: the way, baddies, and the bed vider. Or you could

1348
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: probably buy just the bed vider and not worry about

1349
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: the magnet.

1350
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,790
Speaker 3: It's almost like agreed, true. But you could also just

1351
00:52:30,830 --> 00:52:32,569
Speaker 3: sell it as a package and like a magnet can

1352
00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:35,050
Speaker 3: just sit underneath anyway and then straight on top. It

1353
00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:36,549
Speaker 3: just wouldn't hold that well, would it?

1354
00:52:37,010 --> 00:52:38,850
Speaker 1: So if we sold bed sheets, the magnet would be

1355
00:52:38,890 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: sewed in somehow. And I think that's going to be

1356
00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: the one that's the most comfortable if you ever lay

1357
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 1: on it. And then I like her questions. She goes,

1358
00:52:45,219 --> 00:52:46,620
Speaker 1: will magnets work through duvet?

1359
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:48,940
Speaker 3: I feel like you just put the duvet over it. Yeah.

1360
00:52:49,060 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 2: And then she said, will you feel the magnet under

1361
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 2: the sheet?

1362
00:52:52,010 --> 00:52:52,750
Speaker 3: Would be blocked by the.

1363
00:52:53,010 --> 00:52:54,730
Speaker 1: And then only.

1364
00:52:54,590 --> 00:52:56,690
Speaker 2: Work for top sheet option.

1365
00:52:56,730 --> 00:53:00,250
Speaker 1: And then her last question is, magnets connect to people's piercings?

1366
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:01,819
Speaker 1: She's thought of everything.

1367
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,060
Speaker 3: Imagine that, your nipple piercing, you get caught in the

1368
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:06,060
Speaker 3: middle of the night.

1369
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: It's not going to be that strong of a magnet though.

1370
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,110
Speaker 3: No, I feel like game's the game too. Is magnetic

1371
00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:15,970
Speaker 3: forces bad to sleep with.

1372
00:53:15,950 --> 00:53:18,070
Speaker 1: In the long run? I mean, only if you have

1373
00:53:18,090 --> 00:53:18,750
Speaker 1: a pacemaker. Yeah.

1374
00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 3: True. We'll have to put a disclaimer out there.

1375
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,180
Speaker 1: If you have a pacemaker, please don't use this. So,

1376
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,260
Speaker 1: I like this idea.

1377
00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:26,980
Speaker 2: I like magnets.

1378
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 3: I think these might be the strongest.

1379
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:35,140
Speaker 1: Idea two is snap buttons. And this will not require

1380
00:53:35,410 --> 00:53:38,890
Speaker 1: a center like foam piece or pillow piece. This is

1381
00:53:38,930 --> 00:53:42,669
Speaker 1: going to be literally like snap buttons on the bottom sheet,

1382
00:53:42,710 --> 00:53:44,630
Speaker 1: like the fitted sheet. And then if you have a

1383
00:53:44,650 --> 00:53:45,950
Speaker 1: top sheet, snap buttons.

1384
00:53:46,010 --> 00:53:46,790
Speaker 2: Also on that.

1385
00:53:47,710 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: And... I don't know how I feel about that purely

1386
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,100
Speaker 1: because of the inconvenience of actually having to snap the buttons. Agreed.

1387
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 3: And there's probably going to be what, minimum 15?

1388
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,860
Speaker 1: If you want to have a good solid border that

1389
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 1: your girlfriend can't slip a leg through, then yeah.

1390
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,740
Speaker 3: Exactly. Or they're going to have to be really big buttons,

1391
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 3: which would be uncomfortable.

1392
00:54:08,390 --> 00:54:10,469
Speaker 2: Yep, true. And then she's saying, will you feel the

1393
00:54:10,510 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: buttons on the fitted sheets?

1394
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:12,390
Speaker 3: I feel like you would.

1395
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 2: I think they will be strong enough. She has a

1396
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:16,140
Speaker 2: question here. Will they be strong enough? I think they will.

1397
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 3: I think they would too.

1398
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: I just think it would be something of like, I

1399
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:26,379
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to get down under the blankets and like snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.

1400
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,420
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to do that.

1401
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,819
Speaker 3: And like, I feel like we've option one, although it's

1402
00:54:29,890 --> 00:54:32,969
Speaker 3: shaped as a Toblerone, we're in prototyping stage. Like the

1403
00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:34,190
Speaker 3: sex option is still up there.

1404
00:54:35,090 --> 00:54:35,650
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

1405
00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:39,009
Speaker 3: Whereas there's no sex option with this. Oh, you mean

1406
00:54:39,050 --> 00:54:42,020
Speaker 3: with this? With the snaps. Yeah, that's a good point.

1407
00:54:42,060 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 3: There's nothing, there's no enjoyment there.

1408
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,020
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. You know what we could

1409
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: do with the Toblerone to give it a sex option?

1410
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: Is you could make it so it like unfolds. So

1411
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,180
Speaker 1: it's like in three pieces connected by a bit of

1412
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,410
Speaker 1: fabric at each joint. And then when you have it

1413
00:54:57,489 --> 00:55:00,069
Speaker 1: out straight, the magnet keeps it straight. But then when

1414
00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:01,850
Speaker 1: you take it off, you can fold it up to

1415
00:55:01,870 --> 00:55:04,029
Speaker 1: make it smaller and also use it as something for sex.

1416
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:05,590
Speaker 3: I like that. Because like baddies out there, have you

1417
00:55:05,630 --> 00:55:08,489
Speaker 3: ever had like, you're having a good session, missionary, and

1418
00:55:08,510 --> 00:55:10,550
Speaker 3: then one of you goes, chuck a pillow under my bum.

1419
00:55:11,010 --> 00:55:11,090
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1420
00:55:11,170 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: Or can I chuck a pillow under your bum? And

1421
00:55:12,219 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 3: then you go, you have to go like, oh, I

1422
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:15,420
Speaker 3: don't really want the pillow I sleep on every night.

1423
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 3: And then she's like, I don't want my pillow when

1424
00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,259
Speaker 3: we sleep every night. There's juices. And I'm like, let's

1425
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:19,980
Speaker 3: get the bed divider.

1426
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:22,219
Speaker 1: Yeah. She's the bed fighter.

1427
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, the bed fighter.

1428
00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: She stays down near our torsos anyway.

1429
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, legit.

1430
00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 2: Idea three is the rope.

1431
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:31,300
Speaker 3: Okay, this one's techie.

1432
00:55:31,739 --> 00:55:34,910
Speaker 1: So, rope is attached on one end of the bed.

1433
00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:37,589
Speaker 1: When you want to split the bed, the rope gets

1434
00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:42,530
Speaker 1: pulled over and hooks over attachment at end of base.

1435
00:55:42,890 --> 00:55:45,750
Speaker 1: Tension on rope should hopefully be enough to keep anyone safe.

1436
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 2: Going under it.

1437
00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: Oh, you know what?

1438
00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:49,700
Speaker 3: I really like this.

1439
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,899
Speaker 1: Really? I really like this one actually, bro.

1440
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,340
Speaker 3: I've got to be completely honest with you. I'm a

1441
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,020
Speaker 3: big fan of this. Can you explain it a bit

1442
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,219
Speaker 3: like how you see it? I'm struggling to conceptualize this.

1443
00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: So basically, what you're going to have is attached to

1444
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: in between your heads, right? Down at the base of

1445
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,379
Speaker 1: the bed where the bottom of the mattress meets the

1446
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:14,339
Speaker 1: bed frame. You'll have something attached there, right? And then

1447
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,110
Speaker 1: At the other end, in the middle, you'll have the

1448
00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:20,069
Speaker 1: same thing, but with a long enough rope to reach

1449
00:56:20,170 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: over the entire top of like doona cover and everything, right? Yes, yes, yes.

1450
00:56:24,090 --> 00:56:26,330
Speaker 3: So, when you're done cuddling and you're like, let's divide

1451
00:56:26,350 --> 00:56:28,950
Speaker 3: this shit. It's like a wall in first class on

1452
00:56:28,989 --> 00:56:29,410
Speaker 3: a plane.

1453
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:30,470
Speaker 1: Well, no, not really.

1454
00:56:30,510 --> 00:56:31,710
Speaker 2: Like, let's divide this shit.

1455
00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:33,910
Speaker 1: And what it's going to be doing is basically clamping

1456
00:56:34,050 --> 00:56:38,900
Speaker 1: down like a ratchet strap, like clamping down the middle

1457
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,899
Speaker 1: of you. So, neither one of you can really steal

1458
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,110
Speaker 1: the blanket, but also... there's a good chance that in

1459
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: your sleepy slumber, you're not going to force a foot

1460
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:46,710
Speaker 1: under it.

1461
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 3: This is the best version. I do like this because-

1462
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: This is smart. It's its own thing. We don't need

1463
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 3: to sell sheets.

1464
00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:52,340
Speaker 1: This is smart.

1465
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 3: Which I'm kind of against the whole selling our own

1466
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,489
Speaker 3: sheets because everyone already owns sheets.

1467
00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:56,830
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1468
00:56:56,910 --> 00:56:58,130
Speaker 3: This goes on over everything.

1469
00:56:58,530 --> 00:56:59,310
Speaker 2: That's a good point.

1470
00:57:00,310 --> 00:57:03,930
Speaker 1: Note, would a strong elasticated cord be better than a

1471
00:57:03,989 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: rope or similar question mark? You could make it like

1472
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,380
Speaker 1: a padded hockey strap. You can make it look good.

1473
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: This is good.

1474
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,339
Speaker 3: You could make like a leopard print one.

1475
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,860
Speaker 2: This is good if we don't think about sex.

1476
00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 3: Damn it. You know what I'm saying? Now you explained it,

1477
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:19,820
Speaker 3: I understand the best.

1478
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: It's good.

1479
00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 3: And I feel like this is a standalone product where

1480
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:24,340
Speaker 3: we don't dip our feet into all these other random

1481
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,260
Speaker 3: stuff we've got to organize.

1482
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: I agree. It's a good one.

1483
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,700
Speaker 3: That's a great idea. And then I guess you'd have to,

1484
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 3: I don't think it should be, it probably should be

1485
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 3: a ratchet thing where you don't like have to, it can't,

1486
00:57:34,570 --> 00:57:36,970
Speaker 3: Elastic back onto itself so there's any damage.

1487
00:57:37,030 --> 00:57:39,540
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1488
00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 3: Definitely no sex in that bed.

1489
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,460
Speaker 1: All right.

1490
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,900
Speaker 2: Idea four is rope number two. Okay.

1491
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:50,030
Speaker 1: So bed, under duvet, above top sheet, bed base, hooks

1492
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:50,669
Speaker 1: like these.

1493
00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:50,970
Speaker 3: Okay.

1494
00:57:50,990 --> 00:57:53,710
Speaker 1: So rope slash elastic loops around the mattress. There are

1495
00:57:53,730 --> 00:57:55,830
Speaker 1: hooks at one end that connect the cord together to

1496
00:57:55,870 --> 00:58:01,090
Speaker 1: split the bed. Can have tightening mechanism similar to car tie-downs. Right,

1497
00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:03,110
Speaker 1: so this is very similar. This is actually more what

1498
00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:06,530
Speaker 1: I was thinking. Yeah, she meant rope, but now it's ratchets.

1499
00:58:06,550 --> 00:58:07,169
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now it's ratchets.

1500
00:58:07,190 --> 00:58:07,850
Speaker 2: Basically the same thing.

1501
00:58:07,890 --> 00:58:09,870
Speaker 1: So this is pretty much the same as Idea. It's

1502
00:58:09,890 --> 00:58:13,090
Speaker 1: just like an evolved version of Idea 3, which is sick.

1503
00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:16,370
Speaker 3: It would have been annoying, but like, let me just

1504
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:18,310
Speaker 3: ratchet the bed down, babe, before we go to sleep.

1505
00:58:18,570 --> 00:58:20,030
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's just lock things down.

1506
00:58:20,550 --> 00:58:22,730
Speaker 3: I will say, too. You know what you could do

1507
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:22,930
Speaker 3: as well?

1508
00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: Ratchets are annoying. No, it'd be really fun.

1509
00:58:24,490 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh, not for me.

1510
00:58:24,990 --> 00:58:25,550
Speaker 3: I know how to use them.

1511
00:58:25,820 --> 00:58:26,990
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like- So people who don't know how to

1512
00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:27,890
Speaker 2: use them like you.

1513
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,420
Speaker 1: I learned- And it's still annoying.

1514
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 3: But the surfboard ones, which are really easy, I feel

1515
00:58:33,170 --> 00:58:33,910
Speaker 3: like would be strong enough.

1516
00:58:34,390 --> 00:58:35,110
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.

1517
00:58:35,170 --> 00:58:37,669
Speaker 3: And you just pull. All you do is pull. You've

1518
00:58:37,690 --> 00:58:38,370
Speaker 3: got to set up and cheer.

1519
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:39,590
Speaker 1: It's really annoying. I agree.

1520
00:58:39,610 --> 00:58:41,610
Speaker 2: I agree with you, actually. That would be plenty strong.

1521
00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: Also, guess what you'd get to do every single night?

1522
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,860
Speaker 1: Go down, lean over, tighten.

1523
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,070
Speaker 2: That up, and then go.

1524
00:58:51,430 --> 00:58:51,970
Speaker 1: Ping, ping.

1525
00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:52,700
Speaker 2: It's not going anywhere.

1526
00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:56,870
Speaker 1: Every night on you.

1527
00:58:56,970 --> 00:58:59,570
Speaker 3: Have we been convinced with the rope? Every night we

1528
00:58:59,610 --> 00:59:02,430
Speaker 3: would get to go down and then go ping, ping.

1529
00:59:02,450 --> 00:59:04,550
Speaker 3: That's not going anywhere. Maybe.

1530
00:59:04,570 --> 00:59:07,250
Speaker 2: What I like about this, right? Two things. If I'm

1531
00:59:07,270 --> 00:59:09,730
Speaker 2: not thinking about sex, two things. Number one, I think

1532
00:59:09,790 --> 00:59:09,970
Speaker 2: it will.

1533
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: Be a very effective way to stop.

1534
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,220
Speaker 2: Any feet, arms, legs from coming over.

1535
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:17,660
Speaker 3: Agreed.

1536
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,210
Speaker 1: Number two, I think it will be very, very effective

1537
00:59:21,630 --> 00:59:24,450
Speaker 1: if you have someone who loves to steal the blankets. Agreed.

1538
00:59:24,470 --> 00:59:29,250
Speaker 1: And Beth is a humongous blanket stealer. Number three.

1539
00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:31,070
Speaker 2: Was that number two or three? Anyway, number three.

1540
00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:32,950
Speaker 1: I think what it's going to do is it's going

1541
00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:36,010
Speaker 1: to add a little bit of down pressure on the blanket.

1542
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,630
Speaker 1: So it's almost like you have a weighted blanket. So

1543
00:59:37,690 --> 00:59:38,770
Speaker 1: anxiety is going to be low.

1544
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:42,290
Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's almost converting a queen or a king

1545
00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:44,970
Speaker 3: into two individual single beds.

1546
00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:45,340
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.

1547
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 3: But then you still maintain the bed you've already got.

1548
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:48,550
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1549
00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:51,100
Speaker 3: Which is genius. And in hindsight, I low-key wish we

1550
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 3: had two single beds.

1551
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 2: Honestly, same.

1552
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 3: Pushed together.

1553
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 2: Cassie said yesterday, she goes, I need to have two

1554
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,180
Speaker 2: single beds in the same room.

1555
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,150
Speaker 1: But it just... different just slightly apart.

1556
01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 3: Well i think so from here we'll get sarah back

1557
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,300
Speaker 3: on the phone either next week or the week after

1558
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 3: yeah and tell her our thoughts and feelings but prototypes

1559
01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 3: should we actually try one and a rope one to

1560
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 3: compare or we just go full balls.

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01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: Deep i think we need to try number one and

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01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: number four i think we need to try those two

1563
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: i agree yeah number.

1564
01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 2: One and number four are definite Yeah.

1565
01:00:24,470 --> 01:00:25,410
Speaker 3: And then shit.

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01:00:25,430 --> 01:00:27,470
Speaker 1: All right. Come back. We can get around the sex

1567
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:30,170
Speaker 1: thing because everyone has like, you know, if you're sleeping

1568
01:00:30,890 --> 01:00:32,610
Speaker 1: with two people in the bed and you're in a

1569
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:36,790
Speaker 1: heterosexual relationship, right? Yeah. Then you 100% have more than

1570
01:00:36,810 --> 01:00:38,190
Speaker 1: just two pillows on your bed. So you're not going

1571
01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:40,810
Speaker 1: to have to use either your pillow or your girlfriend's

1572
01:00:40,830 --> 01:00:43,110
Speaker 1: pillow as the sex pillow, right? And if you're in

1573
01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:46,110
Speaker 1: a lesbian relationship, it's two women. So you definitely have

1574
01:00:46,150 --> 01:00:47,230
Speaker 1: more than two pillows.

1575
01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:47,590
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1576
01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:52,750
Speaker 1: And then most of the time, gay men, way more

1577
01:00:52,790 --> 01:00:55,010
Speaker 1: grown up than than straight men they've got more than

1578
01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:55,970
Speaker 1: just two pillows.

1579
01:00:55,830 --> 01:00:57,610
Speaker 3: Yeah and i feel like um if you wanted to

1580
01:00:57,650 --> 01:01:00,410
Speaker 3: get um like a bit or maybe show some initiative

1581
01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:02,390
Speaker 3: too if it wasn't enough of a wall like you

1582
01:01:02,410 --> 01:01:04,250
Speaker 3: didn't want to see him as well you could just

1583
01:01:04,730 --> 01:01:06,890
Speaker 3: chuck a pillow there and then lock the pillow down

1584
01:01:06,910 --> 01:01:11,490
Speaker 3: in the middle such a good idea like that's that's

1585
01:01:11,590 --> 01:01:14,110
Speaker 3: up to the user's discretion that's that's an added bonus

1586
01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:16,190
Speaker 3: maybe in the future yeah because my problem we have

1587
01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:18,190
Speaker 3: those round pillows and sometimes they've got to try and

1588
01:01:18,210 --> 01:01:20,990
Speaker 3: cast you back up Got to put that in the middle,

1589
01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 3: but you wake up and it's gone because it's a

1590
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 3: cylinder and it rolls. But this thing would lock it down.

1591
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: Where'd she go? This is good prototyping, I think. I

1592
01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: think that at some point in the future, we will

1593
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:36,230
Speaker 1: be able to also help out with some snoring, but

1594
01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:36,730
Speaker 1: not yet.

1595
01:01:37,670 --> 01:01:40,310
Speaker 3: One problem at a time, Jake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our

1596
01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:43,350
Speaker 3: big brains aren't that big. All right, come back and

1597
01:01:43,770 --> 01:01:44,710
Speaker 3: see what Sarah says.

1598
01:01:44,730 --> 01:01:47,210
Speaker 1: Let it go.

1599
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 3: It's time to call one of you baddies. If you

1600
01:01:52,860 --> 01:01:54,300
Speaker 3: want to get called by us, the link will be

1601
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:57,340
Speaker 3: in the description. And if you've got a riddle, fuck,

1602
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:57,820
Speaker 3: I can't talk.

1603
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,380
Speaker 2: That's all right.

1604
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,780
Speaker 1: If you have a riddle or some good advice for people,

1605
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: that would be lovely. Jake.

1606
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:07,270
Speaker 2: Who are we going to call? Fuck, you took my

1607
01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:09,270
Speaker 2: word for it. No, I'm just saying.

1608
01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:09,670
Speaker 3: Go, go, go.

1609
01:02:10,290 --> 01:02:12,390
Speaker 1: Who are you going to call? Lauren.

1610
01:02:13,390 --> 01:02:14,290
Speaker 3: Hello, is that Lauren?

1611
01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:16,710
Speaker 1: Yes, it is. It is.

1612
01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:18,820
Speaker 3: Jake and Audie from the Relatable's podcast. How's it going?

1613
01:02:19,710 --> 01:02:20,150
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

1614
01:02:20,210 --> 01:02:21,190
Speaker 4: Hi, I'm good. How are you?

1615
01:02:21,430 --> 01:02:22,850
Speaker 3: We are growing. We're going great.

1616
01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:23,570
Speaker 1: Very, very good.

1617
01:02:23,690 --> 01:02:25,650
Speaker 3: First question. Do you go by laws?

1618
01:02:26,890 --> 01:02:27,470
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.

1619
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,260
Speaker 1: Oh shit. Let's go.

1620
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,580
Speaker 3: One from one. What about one from two? Do you

1621
01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 3: have a riddle or can you sign off the episode for.

1622
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: Us, please?

1623
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,260
Speaker 4: Um, I can sign off the episode. Um, I don't

1624
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:43,650
Speaker 4: have a riddle though. Um, or signing off. Um, okay.

1625
01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:45,510
Speaker 4: I quote the, or not a quote, but like a

1626
01:02:45,530 --> 01:02:48,510
Speaker 4: sort of rule that I live by is like always, um,

1627
01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:51,830
Speaker 4: speaking up and saying something because you're never going to

1628
01:02:51,870 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 4: change something by not speaking up. So even if you

1629
01:02:53,890 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 4: speak up and you don't change something, that's better than

1630
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 4: having not said anything at all. You've got a higher

1631
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,140
Speaker 4: chance of changing.

1632
01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:02,140
Speaker 1: Yes. I'm a big fan.

1633
01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:04,740
Speaker 2: That goes well off something that we start our episode

1634
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:05,180
Speaker 2: with today.

1635
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,900
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think talking goes such a long way and

1636
01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:10,140
Speaker 3: it almost feels better and almost human to get your

1637
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 3: point across.

1638
01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:12,050
Speaker 2: It's given me motivation.

1639
01:03:12,190 --> 01:03:14,450
Speaker 3: As men too, we stay quiet way too much about

1640
01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:15,750
Speaker 3: all the issues in the world. Yes.

1641
01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:16,490
Speaker 1: Yep.

1642
01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, definitely. I think there's a lot of people

1643
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 4: that stay too quiet about things and their reasoning is always, well,

1644
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,020
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be able to change that person's opinion.

1645
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,900
Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, but you don't know unless you try.

1646
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,030
Speaker 3: Yeah, do your part in the world and the world

1647
01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:30,910
Speaker 3: would be such a better place. Loz.

1648
01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:31,490
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1649
01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:32,210
Speaker 2: You're a legend.

1650
01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:33,930
Speaker 3: You've nailed it, Loz. Thank you so much for signing

1651
01:03:33,950 --> 01:03:35,689
Speaker 3: off the episode and enjoy the rest of your day.

1652
01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:37,090
Speaker 3: You too.

1653
01:03:37,170 --> 01:03:37,669
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys.

1654
01:03:37,790 --> 01:03:38,010
Speaker 3: Bye.

1655
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: That was very good.

1656
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 3: That was great.

1657
01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:41,950
Speaker 2: Very, very good.

1658
01:03:41,970 --> 01:03:42,870
Speaker 3: I was in a goofy mood.

1659
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:44,550
Speaker 1: Yeah, so was I. And then I was like, Dane,

1660
01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:47,850
Speaker 1: that was good. Hard-hitting sign-off.

1661
01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:49,190
Speaker 3: All right, baddies, we love you.

1662
01:03:49,210 --> 01:03:49,630
Speaker 2: Stay bad.