WEBVTT - The Weird Things People Want Back After Breaking Up: "Wowee" 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.760 We go get morning every day, adelaide. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:09.760 Can I recommend that at some point over the week 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:11.840 and you look in the mirror and you ask yourself 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:13.480 that question, who are you? 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:17.080 Who are you? Yes? A wife? Where that is, and 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:19.840 just replan the next phase of your life. Is that 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.000 what we're going to do? That's next step? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:21.960 We can both do it. 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:24.040 Sometimes that has to happen after you go through a 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:26.720 bit of a breakup, and a breakup in any situation 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:30.600 can be tricky, and most majority of us go through 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.440 a breakup at some stage. There's only a very very 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.520 small percentage of people who meet their high school sweat 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:36.280 and go straight through. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.160 Yeah, and how often does that pan out? Very rare? 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:41.520 Yeah, And then when it comes to possessions and things 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.480 like that, things can get a little bit tricky, can't 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.360 They use reader. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:48.360 Abbey just a tad and you know me always scouring 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.559 the internet for the latest and greatest stories. 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:51.519 They followed you. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.640 Sometimes I scoured the internet for boys as well, but 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.120 none have been found since. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:57.440 Anyway. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.000 A man who gave his wife a kidney has demanded 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.920 she return it or pay one point five million dollars 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:04.160 as they go through divorce. 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:06.800 Yep, that's the headline with all they're waiting forul. Yeah. 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.080 So I saw this and went, what is going on? 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:10.120 What is going on? 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:11.080 What is going on? 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.480 As our boss says, And so I had a look, 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.240 and basically this guy cracks it because his wife needed 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.920 to have a kidney transplant. He donated his or not donated, 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.040 he gifted. So over in the States, if you give 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:25.800 somebody an organ, you are gifting it because they're trying 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:27.319 to stop people from selling organs. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.600 Obviously, good plan, yeah, great plan. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:32.319 So he obviously goes and says, Okay, my wife's dying, 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.000 and I think this is going to get our marriage 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.000 back on track. They're going through a bit of a 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.800 rocky stage. She gets the new kidney, new lease of 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.920 life and is like see ya. And so then he decides, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.360 I want to divorce you, and I want I want 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.960 either the kidney back or I want one point five million. 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.160 Dollars give me my kidney back. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.160 And so I got thinking, what did you ask for back? 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:53.880 After the split? 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.800 On thirteen twenty four ten, I want to hear from 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.320 people who have gone through a split and have had 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:01.120 their partner trivial things. Had a guy a few months 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.080 ago tell me that I'd left tan and moisturizer in 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.160 his house and he was like, you know, you need 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:08.440 to come and get this blah blah blah. And I 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.840 was like, yeah, no, thanks, that's. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.680 Just employed to get you over there. 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.160 This kidney situation would never happen to me because I've 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.160 got a duplicate I've got three kidneys. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.720 What excuse me very much? 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:20.120 We have never discussed this. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:21.800 Three kidneys? 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:22.720 You three kidneys? 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.920 Yeah, Hazy has three nipples. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:26.520 You have three kidneys. Wow? 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:27.800 Amazing, isn't it? 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.640 And I didn't know until I was having an ultra 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.760 sound for one of the babies and she's like, oh, 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:33.400 that's interesting. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:34.760 You've got duplicate kidneys. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:35.720 Yeah, there you go. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.280 If any of you are ever in trouble, I've got 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:38.640 a spare. 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:40.640 Isn't that crazy news? Read Abby? So, what we've just 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:44.200 found out is that Jodioti from her first marriage, took 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:49.720 a kidney. She's got an extra kidney, didn't need it. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.040 But threes better than two? 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.000 That is that explains a lot. To be honest, I'm 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.040 going to look up third kidney things. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.520 What it means. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.400 Yeah, yeah, you to a t We like to do 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.840 things in you know, doubles, or triples down in Tazzy, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.720 don't we. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:07.840 We certainly had two heads, three heads, two kidney, three kidneys, 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:08.760 all those type of things. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:11.120 Just going back to this as well, though, I heard 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:14.200 this incredible story and this happened right here in Adelaide 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:19.399 of this couple and the wife won. The woman won 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.320 lotto right, so she was a multi multi straight away. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.680 And then the guy she was dating said hey, let's 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:29.600 get married. Classic and they got married, and then like 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:33.399 literally eight minutes after the vows, he's like, ugh, made 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.520 the wrong decision. I want half your money. So that 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.680 was like a heavy legal battle here in Adelaide. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.880 Who wont going No. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:43.280 I think they came to a settlement. 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:44.880 They had to come to set so he got a 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:45.320 lot of money. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:49.320 They didn't, even though she her argument was he was 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.520 clearly just married me for my cash. 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:52.280 Absolutely. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.400 I used to have a psychologist say to me, now, 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.480 before you do anything, you know, blah blah blah, you 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.640 need to make sure that you have a prenup before 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.640 you get married. I'm like, I'm working radio, I've got 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.520 nothing to my name. Yeah, but she was very adamant 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.120 of Nope, you need to have a prenup because you're 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:07.480 going to be successful, And I was like. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.640 Yeah, and you're down some some tan and some hair 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:11.240 tops exactly. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.080 And I've got two sausage dogs. Imagine splitting them. I 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.960 can't go with dad, Tori s day with mum. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:19.279 Imagine the network. Now, what did you ask for back 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.039 after the split? Give us a call thirteen twenty four 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.839 ten that it's just ridiculous. So I think technically you 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.480 give someone like Aby said in the State, it's a kidney, 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.600 it's a gift. Yeah, you can't ask for a gift back. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:31.680 That sounds like a money grab to me. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.599 Woh, tricky situation, though, What did you ask for back 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.840 after the relationship ended? Spoke before about a man. Have 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.640 you told us about a man in the States who 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.560 gifted his wife then wife a kidney because she was dying, 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.240 Because she was dying, And there was a big thing 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.720 about how when you give people body parts it's a gift. 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.640 To avoid selling things like that. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.120 I wonder if it's text. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.200 Oh that's a very good point, very good point. Someone 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.560 on the black market. Anyway, they divorced not to long 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.040 after because she found a new peppinin a laugh. Who 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.120 would have thought? And now he wants the kidney back. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:08.440 Yeah, Kinnie back or one point five million dollars that's 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:08.880 your option. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.920 That sounds like bribery to man, It's like, yeah, which one? 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:15.840 So we're asking the question here thirteen twenty fourteen. Did 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.360 you ask for or will you asked for something back 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:19.239 after the split? 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:20.719 Matt, tell us what happened to you? 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.800 Well, I have a girlfriend early stage, so I took 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.520 a loan to buy a motorway for her. What's her birthday? 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.159 I give it to her a couple of months after 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:33.360 we broke up, and I messaged her and I said, look, 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.599 I still have to pay the motorbile, so can you 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:36.560 please give it back to me? 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:37.400 If she say. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:42.039 No, so I know it's probably the good, you know, 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.520 asking for the motile, but more paid for to pay 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.000 the loan, or wasn't even used in the motorway. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.080 So Matt, let me ask Let me ask you this question. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.680 Were you more heartbroken about the breakup of the relationship 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:53.600 or losing the motorbike? 0:05:56.279 --> 0:06:00.279 You got to say no, We'll probably say or not. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.320 What was the motivike? 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:02.600 Worth? 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:09.320 Probably ten grand? That hurts was back and probably five 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:13.160 years ago, so I don't even remember the price of So. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.040 Matt did it? How did it all settle out? Which 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:15.560 way did you go? 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.440 She'd never give it, give it back to me. I 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.320 stopped going that and the motorway go back to the 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.359 I don't know bank or. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.120 Whoever I got represents repossessed. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:29.600 Yeah, because I'm sad, I. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.840 Was already halfway so yeah, could the same. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.960 But it's a tricky situation. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.920 Two things got repossessed here, a motorbike and a relationship. 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.000 Good morning, Nicole, good morning, how are we? 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:42.480 We're good? 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:43.560 What happened post breakup? 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.040 So it was my birthday on the twenty fourth of 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.800 January and we had been dating for six months and 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.560 he gave me well, he told me he brought me 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:58.520 some diamond earrings with fantastic, with some chocolates perfect and 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.680 then and then he slept with my best friend and 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.839 we broke up. Later that year. I slappt him across 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:09.200 the face and went to get the diamonds valued and 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.120 found out they were Kubic Siconians. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:18.360 Yeah, it's like history getting worse, I know, but at. 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:19.440 Least I got the haigus out of it. 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.680 And Nicole was like, everything's fake. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:28.200 And then and then it turns out it was red children. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.560 So Nicole, what happened to the cat? 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:37.640 I kept the cat? Yeah, I kept the cat, but 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:41.760 then later on had to surrender it to the RSPCA badly. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.600 So the cat wasn't even real. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.000 Well nothing was real apparently. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.840 So yeah, it's one of those ferbies that you buy 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:53.960 with the batteries in it. 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:55.720 But are you glad the breakup happened? 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:56.600 Oh? 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.720 Absolutely, because now I'm I'm with the love of my 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:03.920 life and me together twelve years and clearly had kids together, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.280 and I've got a two year old telling me to 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.120 read a book to her on the backgrod. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:12.600 Well, you better go do that after that. Coincidentally, the 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.160 kid's book is about a cat a pair of ears. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.200 That's crazy, isn't it. Sparkling Diamond. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.000 Here, let's go to Karen from Hilton what happened in 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:21.400 the breakup? 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:21.600 Here? 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:26.200 So about five years ago we split after fifteen years 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.880 and we had to divide our assets and everything. So 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.400 I got the family far drive and she got the 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.960 smaller run around forward drive. At the time, my former 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:38.240 drivers valued at about twelve grand, which we had agreed on, 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.520 but there was a difference two and a half thousand dollars. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.840 I paid her out for it, and then about three 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:46.320 months after the split, after all that was settled, I 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.400 sold the forward drive at the beginning of COVID and 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:52.040 thought a time and luck and I advertised it about 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.840 nineteen and a half about eighteen and a half thousand 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.160 on the next day, and she found out from our 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.240 kids and she asked for three thousand dollars. 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.520 Has that conversation an what's your immediate reaction to that? 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:07.000 Well? 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.600 I had to justify that the price of full drive 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:14.080 shot up because no one could cat overseas, everyone wanted 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:17.200 to buy a full drive, and they even called her 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.080 father to justify to him, because he's a bit of 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.160 an expert on cars and has helped us by cars 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:22.640 in the past. 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:23.120 Yeah. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:27.200 But yeah, she wasn't going to listen to reason. At 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.239 the end of the day Thursday, money handed. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.520 Over to her. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:34.800 Yeah, okay, you just got lucky in COVID. Hey, thanks, Karen, 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:36.640 it's going to em what happened in the split. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:41.720 I was told to come and collect by kettle because 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.400 it reminded me, reminded him too much of me. 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:52.880 Specifically, what was the kettle doing that imitates you so beautifully? 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.840 I think because I am like, I just love cup tea. 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.520 So the kettle was always on. But yeah, it was 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.720 very much the messages of you know, like every morning 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.920 I look at this kettle and I think of, you know, 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:04.560 what could have been? 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:04.920 And all that. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.920 Sposed to say, I never collected the kettle. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:10.760 And when we set you out, beautiful, you're supposed to say, 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.079 because the kettle is so damn hot. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:15.360 Crime. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.440 There you go. All right, some good stories, Thank you 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:24.240 so much. Now that's a that's a joke. That's a joke, 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.400 a terrible joke. There she is jo. I have a 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:33.319 look at her, queen water queen, and I. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.440 Have to say she's pretty pumped up about her joke today. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.120 I am actually she's talked it up. I saw it 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:39.520 and I giggled and laughed. 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.800 All right, Well, let's let's leave you for last, shall we. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:43.040 Would you like to go first? 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:45.160 I can, I can set things off if you would 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:45.480 like to go. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:45.920 Yeah. 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.199 Sure. Three guys are drinking in a bar when a 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.280 drunk comes in, staggers after the counter and points at 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.720 the guy in the middle, shouting, your mom is the 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:57.280 absolute best in town. Yeah right, If you know what 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:01.440 I'm saying. There expects a fire, but the guy just 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.680 ignores him, so the drunk wanders off, bellies up to 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.679 the bar at the fire, and ten minutes later the 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.600 drunk comes back, points at the same guy and says, 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:14.559 I just did you mum and it was sweet. Again. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.319 The guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.000 goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.600 minutes later he comes back and he now says, yeah, 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.120 your mom loves it. 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:22.480 Whoo. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:26.600 And finally the guy interrupts and says, Dad, go home, 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:27.280 get drunk. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:37.800 I wasn't quite sure where we're going with that, isn't it? 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:38.080 Yeah? 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:43.000 Predict dad, Good dad. Guess what happened on the weekend, 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.640 you guys? I brought a horse? 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:45.360 Really? 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:46.760 Did I buy a horse or a broad a horse 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.680 to bring it from? I always get my boat and 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.600 brought to anyway? Yeah, so did I buy her. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:54.720 A border horse? I think he bought. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:56.840 I bought a horse on the weekend, and I called 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:01.839 it Mayo and sometimes mayo NAIs short. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:02.360 Shup. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.559 That's a beautiful little fowerds. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.520 Okay, all right, we're ready. Yep, you guys want to 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:13.439 hear a construction joke? 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:14.360 Sure? 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.120 Sorry, I'm still working on it. 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:18.800 That's very dead. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.600 Do you get out because construction means you're building something? 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:24.800 Yeah, we get it. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:25.760 It's bad. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:25.960 There. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.960 You just relatively clean by your standard? 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:28.880 Was there? You go? 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:30.760 You just never know where Abby's going to go? Do 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:35.360 you No, it's a real gamble. But that's nice, all right, Andrew. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:39.120 I titled this next segment it's called what It's Like 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.600 to work with a Manchild. 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.840 And I say this because you've just been. 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:49.160 Telling me what you've been rehearsing for the last couple 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.040 of weekends. A lot of people spend their time trying 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.280 to perfect their sport. A lot of people spend their 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:59.120 time trying to be a wonderful father. Some people spend 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:04.360 their time on weekends in particular, trying to perfect the 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.080 perfect fart sounds. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:08.920 That's where we're at. I mean, I'm pushing thirty nine 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.120 years old, and yeah, you're right, I'm a father of three, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.600 six and three and eight months old. But I'm sure 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.680 that they'd be proud to know that their dad makes 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:20.959 a pretty mean fart sound. We just had a random 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.839 conversation and I showed you what the sound that I'm 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:25.880 trying to perfect and told you that all my spare 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.679 time on the weekend, I spent trying to perfect that. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.920 That's a big question mark where my life's Okay, are 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:32.760 you ready? 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:33.400 Wait? 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.280 Wait, just let me compose my enough? 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:39.920 Okay, I'm already ready Ready? 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:50.440 Does that work? Does it sound like a real fart? 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.720 I go again? Oh? Go again? You're ready? I can't 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:56.920 do it? 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:00.440 Smile okayright, fun. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.240 I'm happy with where it's I know would say this, 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:21.440 but you should be happy with it. 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:27.600 Everything from the pitch to the bright level of squeakiness. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:31.120 Like vibration through the front of my teeth as well. Again, 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:39.080 I got this composed. You composed. You gotta composed if 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:40.240 you want to be good at this sort of stuff. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.240 I'm killing it. I'm killing it at. 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.800 My God, when my kids said to me in the night, 0:14:54.800 --> 0:15:00.960 what did you do work today? Mom? Andrew learned how 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:10.600 to do it fast? Can you out far Hazy's fart sound? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:11.480 Can you beat this? 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:17.720 Because you'll know I'm out of ass? 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.040 No, it's a real solid Bobby song. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.760 Don't you have some real thoughts about Megan Tremana's style 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:24.280 of music? 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:25.520 That will leave them for off air? 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.320 You do before? 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:29.520 Can't even remember? 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.040 Not overly positive. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.400 Anyway, she has a newborn and she's given it an 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:35.440 outrageously Aussie themed name. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:39.000 Okay, don't call it it, given the baby. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:43.880 She's given him. Thank you an outrageous your name. Think 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.520 of the most I'm not going to say oker, But 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:48.840 what are the names that you don't think that you 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:52.680 would ever see a baby Australian ever? Again? Bruce Bruce, 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.280 spot on Joes? 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:55.280 Is that right? 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.840 His name is Barry Bruce. 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.400 She's doubled down not just Barry and. 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.240 Bruce, because there was a little thing not too long 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.560 ago as well about Barry's being almost extinct. Yes, no, 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:07.960 one's calling their babies Barry. 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:08.160 No. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.960 She also revealed as well that she was motivated by 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:19.720 Bruce the Shark from finding NEMO names Bruce, and that's 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.400 the motivation for making her little toddler. He will be 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:25.600 Barry Bruce, and he will probably have no trouble in 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.120 his class because he will be the only Barry. There'll 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:31.760 be no confusion like with my kids. It turns out 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.640 Henry and Charlotte were very very proper the names. There's 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.120 three Charlottes and Charlotte's or C class Is there really? Yeah? 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.160 A few Henry's as. 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.680 Well, there's two Henry's in his class. So a lot 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.320 of Charlotte goes by Lottie. We can genuinely identify her. 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.080 There are some names that you just think we won't 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.720 hear them again in a baby sense. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.400 I thought one hundred percent it would be Barry, but 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:56.360 here you go, or Bruce, Barry Bruce. Some beautiful bruces. 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.560 When they're in trouble. Barry Bruce. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:03.760 Really got a double down. Some names that are surely 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.520 you won't see you won't see it again. Ian Ian 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.280 like a baby Ian. Can you imagine a little beautiful 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:09.840 baby Ian? 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:11.800 I cannot begin to tell you how much you just 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:12.640 read my mind. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:16.199 Then Ian came like to my frontal lobe right then, 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:16.960 and you said it. 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:20.440 Ian is the name of a grown up who probably 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.119 has a little bit of a pot belly, maybe enjoys 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:25.800 the side of tennis on the weekend. Slightly boarding, definitely 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.840 slightly boarding. Works in the office. Good family man though, 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:29.280 is Ian? 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:33.439 He is Ian. He also likes to double in chess. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:36.440 Yes, because he's a thinker. Yeah, he's a smart guy. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:42.119 What about a little baby Paul. There's no baby Paul's 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:45.399 ever getting around ever again? Surely, oh, look at this, 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:49.679 it's so beautiful. What's its name? Paul? Excuse me? I mean, 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.480 I'm sorry, Paul. Is your baby in an account? 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.040 This is on the edge. But do you think there's 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:56.400 going to be a lot of baby Darren's? 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:57.359 Yeah? 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.679 I don't think so. Okay, I'm not sure that Darren's 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:00.800 on the whole this right now. 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:01.800 I think Darren's been done. 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:07.000 What about the ain family? We're talking Kine, Shane, Dwayne, Blaine, 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:12.800 all the Aines. There could be a few new baby Kyanes. 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:15.200 I reckon you think. I'm just not sure about Dwayne 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:18.600 and how much goodness has Dwayne the Rock Johnson done 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:19.719 for the baby name Dwayne? 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:21.960 But also baby Kane's. They're controversial. 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:28.480 Yeah, they're controversial. Now, thanks a lot, Cornsey. Can we 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.399