Speaker 1: We go get morning every day, adelaide.
Speaker 2: Can I recommend that at some point over the week
Speaker 2: and you look in the mirror and you ask yourself
Speaker 2: that question, who are you?
Speaker 3: Who are you? Yes? A wife? Where that is, and
Speaker 3: just replan the next phase of your life. Is that
Speaker 3: what we're going to do? That's next step?
Speaker 4: We can both do it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that has to happen after you go through a
Speaker 3: bit of a breakup, and a breakup in any situation
Speaker 3: can be tricky, and most majority of us go through
Speaker 3: a breakup at some stage. There's only a very very
Speaker 3: small percentage of people who meet their high school sweat
Speaker 3: and go straight through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and how often does that pan out? Very rare?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then when it comes to possessions and things
Speaker 3: like that, things can get a little bit tricky, can't
Speaker 3: They use reader.
Speaker 5: Abbey just a tad and you know me always scouring
Speaker 5: the internet for the latest and greatest stories.
Speaker 3: They followed you.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I scoured the internet for boys as well, but
Speaker 5: none have been found since.
Speaker 6: Anyway.
Speaker 5: A man who gave his wife a kidney has demanded
Speaker 5: she return it or pay one point five million dollars
Speaker 5: as they go through divorce.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's the headline with all they're waiting forul. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I saw this and went, what is going on?
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 6: What is going on?
Speaker 5: As our boss says, And so I had a look,
Speaker 5: and basically this guy cracks it because his wife needed
Speaker 5: to have a kidney transplant. He donated his or not donated,
Speaker 5: he gifted. So over in the States, if you give
Speaker 5: somebody an organ, you are gifting it because they're trying
Speaker 5: to stop people from selling organs.
Speaker 6: Obviously, good plan, yeah, great plan.
Speaker 5: So he obviously goes and says, Okay, my wife's dying,
Speaker 5: and I think this is going to get our marriage
Speaker 5: back on track. They're going through a bit of a
Speaker 5: rocky stage. She gets the new kidney, new lease of
Speaker 5: life and is like see ya. And so then he decides,
Speaker 5: I want to divorce you, and I want I want
Speaker 5: either the kidney back or I want one point five million.
Speaker 3: Dollars give me my kidney back.
Speaker 6: And so I got thinking, what did you ask for back?
Speaker 4: After the split?
Speaker 5: On thirteen twenty four ten, I want to hear from
Speaker 5: people who have gone through a split and have had
Speaker 5: their partner trivial things. Had a guy a few months
Speaker 5: ago tell me that I'd left tan and moisturizer in
Speaker 5: his house and he was like, you know, you need
Speaker 5: to come and get this blah blah blah. And I
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, no, thanks, that's.
Speaker 6: Just employed to get you over there.
Speaker 2: This kidney situation would never happen to me because I've
Speaker 2: got a duplicate I've got three kidneys.
Speaker 3: What excuse me very much?
Speaker 6: We have never discussed this.
Speaker 4: Three kidneys?
Speaker 3: You three kidneys?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hazy has three nipples.
Speaker 6: You have three kidneys. Wow?
Speaker 4: Amazing, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And I didn't know until I was having an ultra
Speaker 2: sound for one of the babies and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's interesting.
Speaker 4: You've got duplicate kidneys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: If any of you are ever in trouble, I've got
Speaker 4: a spare.
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy news? Read Abby? So, what we've just
Speaker 3: found out is that Jodioti from her first marriage, took
Speaker 3: a kidney. She's got an extra kidney, didn't need it.
Speaker 3: But threes better than two?
Speaker 5: That is that explains a lot. To be honest, I'm
Speaker 5: going to look up third kidney things.
Speaker 4: What it means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you to a t We like to do
Speaker 2: things in you know, doubles, or triples down in Tazzy,
Speaker 2: don't we.
Speaker 3: We certainly had two heads, three heads, two kidney, three kidneys,
Speaker 3: all those type of things.
Speaker 2: Just going back to this as well, though, I heard
Speaker 2: this incredible story and this happened right here in Adelaide
Speaker 2: of this couple and the wife won. The woman won
Speaker 2: lotto right, so she was a multi multi straight away.
Speaker 2: And then the guy she was dating said hey, let's
Speaker 2: get married. Classic and they got married, and then like
Speaker 2: literally eight minutes after the vows, he's like, ugh, made
Speaker 2: the wrong decision. I want half your money. So that
Speaker 2: was like a heavy legal battle here in Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Who wont going No.
Speaker 4: I think they came to a settlement.
Speaker 3: They had to come to set so he got a
Speaker 3: lot of money.
Speaker 2: They didn't, even though she her argument was he was
Speaker 2: clearly just married me for my cash.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: I used to have a psychologist say to me, now,
Speaker 5: before you do anything, you know, blah blah blah, you
Speaker 5: need to make sure that you have a prenup before
Speaker 5: you get married. I'm like, I'm working radio, I've got
Speaker 5: nothing to my name. Yeah, but she was very adamant
Speaker 5: of Nope, you need to have a prenup because you're
Speaker 5: going to be successful, And I was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're down some some tan and some hair
Speaker 2: tops exactly.
Speaker 5: And I've got two sausage dogs. Imagine splitting them. I
Speaker 5: can't go with dad, Tori s day with mum.
Speaker 3: Imagine the network. Now, what did you ask for back
Speaker 3: after the split? Give us a call thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten that it's just ridiculous. So I think technically you
Speaker 3: give someone like Aby said in the State, it's a kidney,
Speaker 3: it's a gift. Yeah, you can't ask for a gift back.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a money grab to me.
Speaker 3: Woh, tricky situation, though, What did you ask for back
Speaker 3: after the relationship ended? Spoke before about a man. Have
Speaker 3: you told us about a man in the States who
Speaker 3: gifted his wife then wife a kidney because she was dying,
Speaker 3: Because she was dying, And there was a big thing
Speaker 3: about how when you give people body parts it's a gift.
Speaker 3: To avoid selling things like that.
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's text.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a very good point, very good point. Someone
Speaker 3: on the black market. Anyway, they divorced not to long
Speaker 3: after because she found a new peppinin a laugh. Who
Speaker 3: would have thought? And now he wants the kidney back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kinnie back or one point five million dollars that's
Speaker 4: your option.
Speaker 2: That sounds like bribery to man, It's like, yeah, which one?
Speaker 2: So we're asking the question here thirteen twenty fourteen. Did
Speaker 2: you ask for or will you asked for something back
Speaker 2: after the split?
Speaker 4: Matt, tell us what happened to you?
Speaker 7: Well, I have a girlfriend early stage, so I took
Speaker 7: a loan to buy a motorway for her. What's her birthday?
Speaker 7: I give it to her a couple of months after
Speaker 7: we broke up, and I messaged her and I said, look,
Speaker 7: I still have to pay the motorbile, so can you
Speaker 7: please give it back to me?
Speaker 8: If she say.
Speaker 7: No, so I know it's probably the good, you know,
Speaker 7: asking for the motile, but more paid for to pay
Speaker 7: the loan, or wasn't even used in the motorway.
Speaker 4: So Matt, let me ask Let me ask you this question.
Speaker 2: Were you more heartbroken about the breakup of the relationship
Speaker 2: or losing the motorbike?
Speaker 7: You got to say no, We'll probably say or not.
Speaker 4: What was the motivike?
Speaker 3: Worth?
Speaker 7: Probably ten grand? That hurts was back and probably five
Speaker 7: years ago, so I don't even remember the price of So.
Speaker 3: Matt did it? How did it all settle out? Which
Speaker 3: way did you go?
Speaker 7: She'd never give it, give it back to me. I
Speaker 7: stopped going that and the motorway go back to the
Speaker 7: I don't know bank or.
Speaker 3: Whoever I got represents repossessed.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because I'm sad, I.
Speaker 7: Was already halfway so yeah, could the same.
Speaker 3: But it's a tricky situation.
Speaker 2: Two things got repossessed here, a motorbike and a relationship.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Nicole, good morning, how are we?
Speaker 11: We're good?
Speaker 4: What happened post breakup?
Speaker 10: So it was my birthday on the twenty fourth of
Speaker 10: January and we had been dating for six months and
Speaker 10: he gave me well, he told me he brought me
Speaker 10: some diamond earrings with fantastic, with some chocolates perfect and
Speaker 10: then and then he slept with my best friend and
Speaker 10: we broke up. Later that year. I slappt him across
Speaker 10: the face and went to get the diamonds valued and
Speaker 10: found out they were Kubic Siconians.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like history getting worse, I know, but at.
Speaker 10: Least I got the haigus out of it.
Speaker 4: And Nicole was like, everything's fake.
Speaker 3: And then and then it turns out it was red children.
Speaker 4: So Nicole, what happened to the cat?
Speaker 10: I kept the cat? Yeah, I kept the cat, but
Speaker 10: then later on had to surrender it to the RSPCA badly.
Speaker 4: So the cat wasn't even real.
Speaker 10: Well nothing was real apparently.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's one of those ferbies that you buy
Speaker 2: with the batteries in it.
Speaker 4: But are you glad the breakup happened?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 12: Absolutely, because now I'm I'm with the love of my
Speaker 12: life and me together twelve years and clearly had kids together,
Speaker 12: and I've got a two year old telling me to
Speaker 12: read a book to her on the backgrod.
Speaker 2: Well, you better go do that after that. Coincidentally, the
Speaker 2: kid's book is about a cat a pair of ears.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, isn't it. Sparkling Diamond.
Speaker 4: Here, let's go to Karen from Hilton what happened in
Speaker 4: the breakup?
Speaker 13: Here?
Speaker 8: So about five years ago we split after fifteen years
Speaker 8: and we had to divide our assets and everything. So
Speaker 8: I got the family far drive and she got the
Speaker 8: smaller run around forward drive. At the time, my former
Speaker 8: drivers valued at about twelve grand, which we had agreed on,
Speaker 8: but there was a difference two and a half thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: I paid her out for it, and then about three
Speaker 8: months after the split, after all that was settled, I
Speaker 8: sold the forward drive at the beginning of COVID and
Speaker 8: thought a time and luck and I advertised it about
Speaker 8: nineteen and a half about eighteen and a half thousand
Speaker 8: on the next day, and she found out from our
Speaker 8: kids and she asked for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Has that conversation an what's your immediate reaction to that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: I had to justify that the price of full drive
Speaker 8: shot up because no one could cat overseas, everyone wanted
Speaker 8: to buy a full drive, and they even called her
Speaker 8: father to justify to him, because he's a bit of
Speaker 8: an expert on cars and has helped us by cars
Speaker 8: in the past.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 8: But yeah, she wasn't going to listen to reason. At
Speaker 8: the end of the day Thursday, money handed.
Speaker 7: Over to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you just got lucky in COVID. Hey, thanks, Karen,
Speaker 2: it's going to em what happened in the split.
Speaker 14: I was told to come and collect by kettle because
Speaker 14: it reminded me, reminded him too much of me.
Speaker 3: Specifically, what was the kettle doing that imitates you so beautifully?
Speaker 14: I think because I am like, I just love cup tea.
Speaker 14: So the kettle was always on. But yeah, it was
Speaker 14: very much the messages of you know, like every morning
Speaker 14: I look at this kettle and I think of, you know,
Speaker 14: what could have been?
Speaker 4: And all that.
Speaker 14: Sposed to say, I never collected the kettle.
Speaker 3: And when we set you out, beautiful, you're supposed to say,
Speaker 3: because the kettle is so damn hot.
Speaker 10: Crime.
Speaker 3: There you go. All right, some good stories, Thank you
Speaker 3: so much. Now that's a that's a joke. That's a joke,
Speaker 3: a terrible joke. There she is jo. I have a
Speaker 3: look at her, queen water queen, and I.
Speaker 5: Have to say she's pretty pumped up about her joke today.
Speaker 5: I am actually she's talked it up. I saw it
Speaker 5: and I giggled and laughed.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, let's let's leave you for last, shall we.
Speaker 4: Would you like to go first?
Speaker 3: I can, I can set things off if you would
Speaker 3: like to go.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure. Three guys are drinking in a bar when a
Speaker 3: drunk comes in, staggers after the counter and points at
Speaker 3: the guy in the middle, shouting, your mom is the
Speaker 3: absolute best in town. Yeah right, If you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. There expects a fire, but the guy just
Speaker 3: ignores him, so the drunk wanders off, bellies up to
Speaker 3: the bar at the fire, and ten minutes later the
Speaker 3: drunk comes back, points at the same guy and says,
Speaker 3: I just did you mum and it was sweet. Again.
Speaker 3: The guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk
Speaker 3: goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten
Speaker 3: minutes later he comes back and he now says, yeah,
Speaker 3: your mom loves it.
Speaker 2: Whoo.
Speaker 3: And finally the guy interrupts and says, Dad, go home,
Speaker 3: get drunk.
Speaker 6: I wasn't quite sure where we're going with that, isn't it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Predict dad, Good dad. Guess what happened on the weekend,
Speaker 4: you guys? I brought a horse?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Did I buy a horse or a broad a horse
Speaker 2: to bring it from? I always get my boat and
Speaker 2: brought to anyway? Yeah, so did I buy her.
Speaker 3: A border horse? I think he bought.
Speaker 2: I bought a horse on the weekend, and I called
Speaker 2: it Mayo and sometimes mayo NAIs short.
Speaker 9: Shup.
Speaker 3: That's a beautiful little fowerds.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, we're ready. Yep, you guys want to
Speaker 6: hear a construction joke?
Speaker 11: Sure?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Speaker 3: That's very dead.
Speaker 6: Do you get out because construction means you're building something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 3: It's bad.
Speaker 15: There.
Speaker 4: You just relatively clean by your standard?
Speaker 2: Was there? You go?
Speaker 3: You just never know where Abby's going to go? Do
Speaker 3: you No, it's a real gamble. But that's nice, all right, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I titled this next segment it's called what It's Like
Speaker 2: to work with a Manchild.
Speaker 4: And I say this because you've just been.
Speaker 2: Telling me what you've been rehearsing for the last couple
Speaker 2: of weekends. A lot of people spend their time trying
Speaker 2: to perfect their sport. A lot of people spend their
Speaker 2: time trying to be a wonderful father. Some people spend
Speaker 2: their time on weekends in particular, trying to perfect the
Speaker 2: perfect fart sounds.
Speaker 3: That's where we're at. I mean, I'm pushing thirty nine
Speaker 3: years old, and yeah, you're right, I'm a father of three,
Speaker 3: six and three and eight months old. But I'm sure
Speaker 3: that they'd be proud to know that their dad makes
Speaker 3: a pretty mean fart sound. We just had a random
Speaker 3: conversation and I showed you what the sound that I'm
Speaker 3: trying to perfect and told you that all my spare
Speaker 3: time on the weekend, I spent trying to perfect that.
Speaker 3: That's a big question mark where my life's Okay, are
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait, just let me compose my enough?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm already ready Ready?
Speaker 3: Does that work? Does it sound like a real fart?
Speaker 3: I go again? Oh? Go again? You're ready? I can't
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 16: Smile okayright, fun.
Speaker 3: I'm happy with where it's I know would say this,
Speaker 3: but you should be happy with it.
Speaker 2: Everything from the pitch to the bright level of squeakiness.
Speaker 3: Like vibration through the front of my teeth as well. Again,
Speaker 3: I got this composed. You composed. You gotta composed if
Speaker 3: you want to be good at this sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm killing it. I'm killing it at.
Speaker 2: My God, when my kids said to me in the night,
Speaker 2: what did you do work today? Mom? Andrew learned how
Speaker 2: to do it fast? Can you out far Hazy's fart sound?
Speaker 3: Can you beat this?
Speaker 17: Because you'll know I'm out of ass?
Speaker 3: No, it's a real solid Bobby song.
Speaker 2: Don't you have some real thoughts about Megan Tremana's style
Speaker 2: of music?
Speaker 4: That will leave them for off air?
Speaker 16: You do before?
Speaker 3: Can't even remember?
Speaker 4: Not overly positive.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she has a newborn and she's given it an
Speaker 3: outrageously Aussie themed name.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't call it it, given the baby.
Speaker 3: She's given him. Thank you an outrageous your name. Think
Speaker 3: of the most I'm not going to say oker, But
Speaker 3: what are the names that you don't think that you
Speaker 3: would ever see a baby Australian ever? Again? Bruce Bruce,
Speaker 3: spot on Joes?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 3: His name is Barry Bruce.
Speaker 4: She's doubled down not just Barry and.
Speaker 3: Bruce, because there was a little thing not too long
Speaker 3: ago as well about Barry's being almost extinct. Yes, no,
Speaker 3: one's calling their babies Barry.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: She also revealed as well that she was motivated by
Speaker 3: Bruce the Shark from finding NEMO names Bruce, and that's
Speaker 3: the motivation for making her little toddler. He will be
Speaker 3: Barry Bruce, and he will probably have no trouble in
Speaker 3: his class because he will be the only Barry. There'll
Speaker 3: be no confusion like with my kids. It turns out
Speaker 3: Henry and Charlotte were very very proper the names. There's
Speaker 3: three Charlottes and Charlotte's or C class Is there really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: A few Henry's as.
Speaker 3: Well, there's two Henry's in his class. So a lot
Speaker 3: of Charlotte goes by Lottie. We can genuinely identify her.
Speaker 2: There are some names that you just think we won't
Speaker 2: hear them again in a baby sense.
Speaker 3: I thought one hundred percent it would be Barry, but
Speaker 3: here you go, or Bruce, Barry Bruce. Some beautiful bruces.
Speaker 4: When they're in trouble. Barry Bruce.
Speaker 3: Really got a double down. Some names that are surely
Speaker 3: you won't see you won't see it again. Ian Ian
Speaker 3: like a baby Ian. Can you imagine a little beautiful
Speaker 3: baby Ian?
Speaker 4: I cannot begin to tell you how much you just
Speaker 4: read my mind.
Speaker 2: Then Ian came like to my frontal lobe right then,
Speaker 2: and you said it.
Speaker 3: Ian is the name of a grown up who probably
Speaker 3: has a little bit of a pot belly, maybe enjoys
Speaker 3: the side of tennis on the weekend. Slightly boarding, definitely
Speaker 3: slightly boarding. Works in the office. Good family man though,
Speaker 3: is Ian?
Speaker 4: He is Ian. He also likes to double in chess.
Speaker 3: Yes, because he's a thinker. Yeah, he's a smart guy.
Speaker 3: What about a little baby Paul. There's no baby Paul's
Speaker 3: ever getting around ever again? Surely, oh, look at this,
Speaker 3: it's so beautiful. What's its name? Paul? Excuse me? I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Paul. Is your baby in an account?
Speaker 4: This is on the edge. But do you think there's
Speaker 4: going to be a lot of baby Darren's?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Okay, I'm not sure that Darren's
Speaker 3: on the whole this right now.
Speaker 4: I think Darren's been done.
Speaker 3: What about the ain family? We're talking Kine, Shane, Dwayne, Blaine,
Speaker 3: all the Aines. There could be a few new baby Kyanes.
Speaker 3: I reckon you think. I'm just not sure about Dwayne
Speaker 3: and how much goodness has Dwayne the Rock Johnson done
Speaker 3: for the baby name Dwayne?
Speaker 4: But also baby Kane's. They're controversial.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're controversial. Now, thanks a lot, Cornsey. Can we
Speaker 3: do this some of those old school names? Do you
Speaker 3: know if someone who's got a baby with these original
Speaker 3: names which you thought were probably going to get extinct?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten, please get involved this morning.
Speaker 2: Those names that we just don't see anymore in babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Normal, that's a traditional name in itself, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 15: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Your daughter at Norma. What's her name?
Speaker 11: Beth?
Speaker 3: Beth that's good. How old is Beth she's fourteen fourteen?
Speaker 4: Is it Elizabeth or just Beth playing.
Speaker 18: Beth playing on Beth?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, she's the.
Speaker 10: Best, Jade best.
Speaker 14: And I'm a normal d yep, And I'm a normal Jane.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: That's nice at work.
Speaker 2: But you don't see many baby normals anymore, do you.
Speaker 13: No, No, I've ever come across one.
Speaker 15: The only normal is I've come across.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, very very mature age.
Speaker 4: Normal plumber, former head coach of diamonds.
Speaker 3: There you go. Of course, I was just about to
Speaker 3: say that you definitely weren't.
Speaker 4: You were not about to make a netball reference, not
Speaker 4: any circumstanff.
Speaker 3: Norma. Has Beth got any friends around her age that
Speaker 3: are also called Beth?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 3: Is it a very? Is it a rarity?
Speaker 13: There is no, no, no at all.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Amber. What's your son's name? Amber?
Speaker 13: My son's name is Paul.
Speaker 8: As well.
Speaker 3: We were just you've got who as well?
Speaker 9: I've got a John as well, John and Paul John
Speaker 9: beautiful traditional names, I think, radical name and just sort
Speaker 9: of straying away.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. We offended each and
Speaker 4: every one of your children just before.
Speaker 18: I got a bit of a modern one a page.
Speaker 2: Okay, pay and we'll take us through it.
Speaker 3: The motivation behind the name Paul. Where did it come from?
Speaker 3: Because she just can't imagine too many other eleven year
Speaker 3: old has been called Paul.
Speaker 15: There's not and he's got autism and he's very aware that.
Speaker 7: He's the only Paul.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, unique from his.
Speaker 7: Great grandfather that passed away before your pa.
Speaker 3: Right there, you go, Okay, Abby in the newsroom, you've
Speaker 3: got an idea for a very very good name, which
Speaker 3: you don't reckon. We'll probably make comeback soon.
Speaker 5: I feel bad because a friend of mine, her partners,
Speaker 5: called this.
Speaker 6: Nigel.
Speaker 3: I'm not a couple of Nigers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great people, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: The old Nigel no friends. Yeah, and also, like Karen's
Speaker 2: his name, it's just being tainted forever.
Speaker 3: That's not fair.
Speaker 5: Over in the UK, a pub held a festival because
Speaker 5: Nigel officially became extinct in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 4: So are you saying that no Nigels.
Speaker 5: No nobody named their son Nigel between twenty sixteen and
Speaker 5: twenty twenty, so it was officially there's no Nigel all years.
Speaker 4: No nigels.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they had a party.
Speaker 6: They had a night.
Speaker 5: They called it a nige Fest.
Speaker 6: It's like Abfest but better.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Grace. What's your baby called.
Speaker 19: His name's Bruce Williams.
Speaker 3: Bruce. How old?
Speaker 10: It's three?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 4: Why Bruce?
Speaker 16: Grace?
Speaker 19: Well, I named our first child together, me and my husband,
Speaker 19: and we said, well, I'm going to name the second one,
Speaker 19: and came.
Speaker 10: Up with Bruce, right, And.
Speaker 4: Do you know any other baby Bruce's.
Speaker 19: No, I don't, But he goes to childcare and there's
Speaker 19: Larry's and there's Wilfrid's, and there's breads and they've all
Speaker 19: been bunched together together, Wilfrid and Larry.
Speaker 4: I love that little posse.
Speaker 2: There's Bruce and Wilfrid and Larry and they're all on
Speaker 2: the swings, just having the best time ever.
Speaker 4: Brilliant. Thank you, Grace. Hey, Theresa, here you going?
Speaker 16: Good?
Speaker 18: Good?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 18: Hit us husband's names, Swayne, brother in law's names, Albert, Albert.
Speaker 3: Here you go.
Speaker 4: What seriously, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: That's perfect, beautiful, strong, traditional.
Speaker 4: Names so much.
Speaker 3: So have you got have you got any kids, Teresa,
Speaker 3: or if you had future plans, three kids, any of
Speaker 3: these traditional names on the horizon, or we try something
Speaker 3: new and funky.
Speaker 18: I have three kids and their agent A and Zachary.
Speaker 4: No, pretty funky.
Speaker 2: We genuinely apologize to all the people we've offended the
Speaker 2: last segment. Hey, does anyone else get anxious when they
Speaker 2: walk into a party or into a room full of people? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, good.
Speaker 6: Isn't that normal?
Speaker 2: I'm so pleased to hear that. So I had a Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say it. I had a fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm in fiftieth territory, you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's okay, Well early least.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get up at six am the next day and
Speaker 5: you know, go for your.
Speaker 6: Walk and get your Washington or maybe not.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So it was at the beautiful Sidewood Winery, and
Speaker 2: so it was it was.
Speaker 6: A gluble estate.
Speaker 2: But anyway, okay, mate, anyway, so it's all girls and
Speaker 2: I walk in and there's obviously we were the last
Speaker 2: to get there, so there were a few different groups established.
Speaker 2: So I walk in see the birth and then I
Speaker 2: walk over to a separate group because I spotted a
Speaker 2: couple of old friends. And when I say old friends, Like,
Speaker 2: we're talking decades old friendships here.
Speaker 6: Clearly you're at a fiftieth.
Speaker 3: That's a great collapse. It's a very very strong APPS.
Speaker 2: Sorry continue anyway, So I walk over to this group
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Brodie, give her a hug. And then
Speaker 2: I see Andrea, who lives into State, and it was
Speaker 2: all very exciting. And then I turned to someone who
Speaker 2: I didn't recognize and I went, Hi, I'm Jodie and
Speaker 2: she turned around she goes, Hi, I'm Anna, Anna Gillespie.
Speaker 2: I've been friends with Anna for twenty five years.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know it started. We knew it was going
Speaker 3: to start.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: First, it's memory loss app.
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean you know what you should be doing.
Speaker 5: You each new word or crosswords, it's really good for
Speaker 5: memory retention.
Speaker 3: Then hip and oh the rest of.
Speaker 4: The group are like, what are you?
Speaker 2: And then Andrea said to me, she said, oh, the
Speaker 2: in it that you didn't recognize her. I thought this
Speaker 2: is gonna go bad. In my defense, I've never seen
Speaker 2: Anna with her hair out and it was light and
Speaker 2: it was curly. I've never seen and I haven't seen
Speaker 2: a vige. Okay, shut up, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I know I'm a terrible human being.
Speaker 2: But I have to say that wasn't the only case
Speaker 2: of mistaken identity on the weekend, because I jumped in
Speaker 2: an uber to go home and the guy was George.
Speaker 2: I get George regularly. I don't know how the uber
Speaker 2: lottery works, but I always get George. And George is going,
Speaker 2: how's work going, Jody, and I said, yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 4: Thanks, I'm really enjoying it. My co host is a
Speaker 4: dream Da da da.
Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah, I'm really enjoying Jody and hughsy.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Producers? Are we guys?
Speaker 16: I'm not sure if you saw, but there's been chaos
Speaker 16: in Nicki Minaj's world over the weekend. He's going on
Speaker 16: it's insane. So she's on tour at the moment, yep,
Speaker 16: and she had a show in the u K. And
Speaker 16: flying through Amsterdam, she got detained for having naughty substances
Speaker 16: in her bag. And the best part was she live
Speaker 16: streamed that. I listen, I'm not carrying drugs.
Speaker 3: But it's not a question.
Speaker 17: I think I'm not carrying drugs. Number one, when I
Speaker 17: came here, I'm not going in there. I need a
Speaker 17: lawyer present.
Speaker 3: They were you will get a lawyer. Sounds like she's
Speaker 3: carrying drugs.
Speaker 16: They were trying to get her to go in like
Speaker 16: a little like a van, like a police order van.
Speaker 16: She's going, I will not go in there without a lawyer. Anyway,
Speaker 16: they detained her, questioned her. She claimed they weren't hers.
Speaker 16: It was a plant.
Speaker 3: Let's say.
Speaker 16: It wasn't like riskurious key. So they led her off
Speaker 16: the hook. But by the time she got out, concert missed.
Speaker 4: Oh no, so everyone rocked up.
Speaker 16: So everyone was there. They're called barbs Nicki Minaj fans
Speaker 16: like Barbies, but really, yeah, the Barbs did not that. Yeah,
Speaker 16: she's got a song called Barbie. Ting's not appropriate and
Speaker 16: over and so they're all called bars and they were
Speaker 16: upset that they left the concert and stormed our hotel
Speaker 16: and sat outside going free Nikki.
Speaker 4: Free, Nikky whole movement.
Speaker 16: It was so free nicky. Anyway, she performed the next night,
Speaker 16: She's good to go. But it got us talking about
Speaker 16: you know those really let down concerts that you've been to,
Speaker 16: because there was a phase, I swear where artists were
Speaker 16: just coming out super late or canceling their gigs left,
Speaker 16: right and center, like even last year some of the
Speaker 16: biggest acts we've seen it this year. You know, we've
Speaker 16: lost at the weekend and all those sorts of acts
Speaker 16: canceling their tours. But I've been to unfortunately many many
Speaker 16: a bad act.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, top one, your worst one you've been.
Speaker 16: I've brought this up a few times and I will
Speaker 16: continue to. It's Angus and Julia's stone.
Speaker 3: My very goodness to the times and beautiful and I've
Speaker 3: said it for us again.
Speaker 16: They were not in the room with us at that concert.
Speaker 3: Do you mean they were above the room so to speak,
Speaker 3: They were much higher than the room.
Speaker 2: I think what she means is that if they were
Speaker 2: to be detained in Amsteinam there definitely would have been
Speaker 2: something on their personal it.
Speaker 16: Wouldn't have been released. So that was really disappointing me.
Speaker 16: They just they you know, they're so beautiful and amazing,
Speaker 16: so to see them they're just completely spaced out, not caring,
Speaker 16: not engaging with the crowd. Super disappointed. Yeah, But then
Speaker 16: I googled something to see what other people have said,
Speaker 16: and one of the top ones, which I was not expecting,
Speaker 16: apparently Snoop Dogg. Do you think this would go off right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, every time you've seen Snoop Jog. He just goes off. Yeah, perfect,
Speaker 3: He's flawless.
Speaker 2: And I do by the way, I will also say this,
Speaker 2: if he was Detainingsdam, he would.
Speaker 4: Never be released.
Speaker 16: You're not coming out in perpetuity. There's heads of them
Speaker 16: thirteen twenty four ten. The worst concerts you've been to.
Speaker 16: Lots of artists that are let down. This I've never
Speaker 16: seen him, but producer m Setter and the rest of
Speaker 16: the internet as well, is Bob Dylan really apparently apparently awful.
Speaker 3: I feel like Bob Dylan's got to the stage where
Speaker 3: he's like, you know what, I don't really need to
Speaker 3: do much. Whatever I'm doing, they're loving. And also if
Speaker 3: you really study it, listen to Bob Dylan in the
Speaker 3: way that he plays the harmonica. Okay, he's just blowing
Speaker 3: in it. He's just absolute chaos. And everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's how you're supposed to do it, because Bob Dylan's
Speaker 3: doing it. He's at that level. Yeah, right for me
Speaker 3: back in the day. And this was a Sydney gig
Speaker 3: as well. So if you can't get up and about
Speaker 3: for a Sydney gig, then you just you're just not
Speaker 3: in the mood it was Kings of Leon.
Speaker 4: Oh that was wrong with them.
Speaker 3: So they sounded fantastic. But as we know with gigs,
Speaker 3: the chat in between songs and the initial chat some
Speaker 3: it's really important. I've never seen anyone better than Ed Shearing.
Speaker 3: The boys just either not good at or just weren't interested.
Speaker 3: It came out and said hey, how's it going, and
Speaker 3: I swear you look down at his guitar and went
Speaker 3: Sydney and then didn't say another thing for about four
Speaker 3: or five songs. No way, and that was just hey
Speaker 3: were kings allowance?
Speaker 16: Someone did that last year. I can't remember who walked
Speaker 16: on stage and went getta Sydney in Melbourne was guns
Speaker 16: and roses and then to front of them. Yes, it
Speaker 16: was a big thing. Anyway, give us a call with
Speaker 16: your worst concert experiences.
Speaker 4: Twenty four ten. We want to hear about the worst
Speaker 4: concerts that you've ever been to.
Speaker 3: Surely in a space now where I mean music festivals.
Speaker 3: It seemed like Australian music festivals on the decan. Hopefully
Speaker 3: we'd be seeing shows that leave a good impression on us,
Speaker 3: because the last thing you want is more stories like that.
Speaker 3: Did you have with Angus and Julius not over.
Speaker 16: I bring it up regularly, A right too.
Speaker 3: It's every second day thirteen twenty fourteen, the worst concerts
Speaker 3: you've been to? And why thirteen twenty fourteen, the worst
Speaker 3: concerts that you've been to? This off the back of
Speaker 3: Nicki Mina's just potentially she almost got arrested in Amsterdam.
Speaker 16: I'm not carrying drugs.
Speaker 3: But it's not a question here.
Speaker 17: I think I'm not carrying a drugs number one when
Speaker 17: I came here my back, I'm not going in there.
Speaker 6: I need a lawyer.
Speaker 16: At present, you will get a lawyer.
Speaker 3: Don't mess with nick Minaj's the message out of that circumstances.
Speaker 3: That little kafuffle meant that she missed her gig in Manchester,
Speaker 3: much the disappointment of her fans, who we have learned
Speaker 3: are called barbes.
Speaker 4: Puffs after what.
Speaker 3: Barbie song one of her.
Speaker 4: Songs, Oh yeah, okay, got it now?
Speaker 3: Good morning to you Ellen, worst concert you've been to?
Speaker 15: Good morning guys. It pains for me to say, but
Speaker 15: Britney fears no.
Speaker 3: Don't say so. Where was it at?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 3: Was it the entertainment center? She was an adelaide o
Speaker 3: wal she no that's for Adelaid over.
Speaker 15: The Entertainment Center. So it was in the era where
Speaker 15: Christina was also touring. Was there canful of years after
Speaker 15: Christina to it. Brittany came to Adelaide and she's at
Speaker 15: the Entertainment Center. Definitely not a sold out crowd, and
Speaker 15: they did a bigger upment over the PA before she started,
Speaker 15: just letting us all know that she left think the
Speaker 15: whole thing, yes, and that she was just purely there
Speaker 15: for our supposed to be there and play her music. However,
Speaker 15: she does enter pain. But it was just disappointing, like
Speaker 15: when you compare it to the Christina era, like Christine
Speaker 15: was just all local at her concert, yeah, whereas Brittany
Speaker 15: was just all dare She did just sing one song live,
Speaker 15: which was every time because it's her ballad, But it
Speaker 15: was just by all this hype and huge Britney fans
Speaker 15: from when she was discovered in the early days, and
Speaker 15: I was just like, oh, she's not actually gonna sing
Speaker 15: for her, So Ellen I was.
Speaker 2: I was at that concert and I recall that the
Speaker 2: best thing about it was DJ Havana before the show.
Speaker 4: She was really really good.
Speaker 2: Yes, she was great, and then Brittany came on and
Speaker 2: I was like, she genuinely is lip syncing this whole thing.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was just so disappointing, but that might be
Speaker 15: also stemming from when she was having those crisis issues of.
Speaker 10: Submissions off the bandwagons.
Speaker 15: Yes, but when you compare it to Christina, it was.
Speaker 4: Just really so true. Thank you, Ellen, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Rosemary. Good morning, Good.
Speaker 13: How are you guys?
Speaker 6: We're good.
Speaker 4: The worst concert you've ever been to?
Speaker 13: Okay, worst concert was I took my kids puble of
Speaker 13: years back to a play School concert, favorite TV show.
Speaker 13: We were so excited to go to this concert and yeah,
Speaker 13: so we went along and it was terrible beast Like
Speaker 13: it wasn't the actual real play school people, but it
Speaker 13: was you know people you know, like making that to
Speaker 13: be play School. Yeah, characters there, and like they forgot
Speaker 13: the music, the songs. It was all over the place.
Speaker 13: Like literally us parents were laughing their heads off because
Speaker 13: everything was going wrong and it was just yeah, it
Speaker 13: was just crazy. The kids actually thought it was a
Speaker 13: comedy show of play School.
Speaker 10: Really, they were laughing so much.
Speaker 3: You can't replace her. There's no room for gimmicks when
Speaker 3: it comes to big Ted and Jemima. We've said that
Speaker 3: for so long.
Speaker 4: It's so true. The Big Clock as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Big Clock cheers. How dare they try and
Speaker 3: imitate such an absolute Aussie doing conic Monique your worst constant.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is going to hurt my soul.
Speaker 3: The person you're about.
Speaker 11: To mention here, Yeah it's Jack Johnson.
Speaker 12: Yeah really Yeah.
Speaker 11: It was an absolute smooth best What was it? Yeah,
Speaker 11: it was just his I mean his songs are super
Speaker 11: mellow anyway. Yeah, he just has no banter. So he
Speaker 11: just sat there with his guitar, song after song, no chatting.
Speaker 11: It was by the end of it, we were just
Speaker 11: the crowd weren't even clapping. We were all asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, So, I mean what I will say is
Speaker 2: then defend Jack Johnson, go on, you know you want to.
Speaker 3: And the last actually what I will say, which was
Speaker 3: wasn't good for Jack Johnson years and years ago when
Speaker 3: I saw him at Memorial Drive, Xavier Ride was starting
Speaker 3: to take off, but he wasn't where he was now,
Speaker 3: and Xavier Ride performed before Jack Johnson and dead said.
Speaker 3: I was listening, Monique. We might have read the same
Speaker 3: cons and I was listening to people like, what about
Speaker 3: that bloke before? He was incredible? Right, everyone was talking
Speaker 3: about Xavier riding during the Jack Johnson concert.
Speaker 4: Maybe he was flat that Xavier was better than him.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a very.
Speaker 11: Very different because it was outside and it was summer
Speaker 11: and it was warm. You know, you were just like
Speaker 11: this got to be amazing. And then I think the
Speaker 11: sun and the mellow nurse, it was just we're all
Speaker 11: just kind of standing there, just like zombie.
Speaker 3: Did you notice that weird smell as well might have
Speaker 3: been there?
Speaker 4: Thank you, Minie.
Speaker 3: You some good solid feedback there for some of the artists.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's a job.
Speaker 3: That was a joke. That's a joke, a terrible joke.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: We're led so fearlessly and courageously by news reader Abbey,
Speaker 3: who joined us. Get Abby, morning morning.
Speaker 4: I really like mine today.
Speaker 5: Really Okay, Well you've just given us a bit of
Speaker 5: a heads up and I'm a bit worried you.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, we'll be right, we'll get through this together,
Speaker 2: all right, maybe you STARp.
Speaker 3: Okay, I might kick things off and it's a bit
Speaker 3: of a double effort from me this morning, if you
Speaker 3: don't mind.
Speaker 4: No, you've said to me before it's one joke at a.
Speaker 3: Time, you joke, yeah, one jagon. What if we have
Speaker 3: a quick guest appearance from my son Henry.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll allow it.
Speaker 3: All right, let's see how Hi Henry can set the
Speaker 3: bar this morning. Ready, here we go.
Speaker 16: What do you call a blueberry?
Speaker 2: Just up as a ghost?
Speaker 16: I barely?
Speaker 6: Oh I get it.
Speaker 3: Very nice. On that note, I'll kick things off.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to
Speaker 3: cut down a talking tree. You can't cut me down,
Speaker 3: the tree exclaims, I'm a talking tree. The man responds,
Speaker 3: you may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure that you get it out you're so
Speaker 3: disgusted with the job.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 5: That set the bar super high.
Speaker 4: You can go next, ads, No you go, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: mine's quite long.
Speaker 2: You go.
Speaker 6: Okay? All right, okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 5: So little Billy was at the zoo over the weekend
Speaker 5: and he's wandering around and they go to the elephant enclosure.
Speaker 5: He says to his mum, what's that. Mum goes what,
Speaker 5: and he goes, well, the thing hanging down on the elephant.
Speaker 5: Mom says, oh, that's his trunk, and Billy says, no, no,
Speaker 5: no the other end, Mum, what's that anyway? Mum gets
Speaker 5: all flustered on I don't know. It's nothing, it's nothing,
Speaker 5: it's nothing, nothing, don't worry about it. So Billy turns
Speaker 5: to his dad. He says, Dad, what's between the elephant's legs?
Speaker 5: His dad goes, well, what did your mum say it was?
Speaker 5: And Billy said, oh, nothing, That's why I'm asking you.
Speaker 5: His dad looks fondly at his son and says, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's the trouble with your mother.
Speaker 6: She's been spoilt.
Speaker 2: Okay, I really talk this one up, so hopefully you
Speaker 2: like it. Okay. A man was stuck on a desert
Speaker 2: island with a pig and a dog, and after a
Speaker 2: while being there for a bit, the pig started to
Speaker 2: look pretty good, so the man approached the pig and
Speaker 2: start to get a little bit ammorous, if you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, giving a little piggy a kiss on
Speaker 2: the nose, et cetera. But the dog got angry and
Speaker 2: started barking at the man and growling and attacking him, so.
Speaker 4: He gave up on the pig.
Speaker 2: Another night, the dog was asleep and he thought, oh,
Speaker 2: I might try this again, So he sneaks up to
Speaker 2: the little pig.
Speaker 4: He gives a bit of a caress, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: But the dog woke up and started barking at the
Speaker 2: man again and attacking him and biting him on the legs,
Speaker 2: so he's angry.
Speaker 6: Plot twist, plot twist, the dog was tank.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then about a month later, the hottest blonde you have
Speaker 2: ever seen in your life became shipwrecked on the island
Speaker 2: and the man turns to her and says, Oh, thank
Speaker 2: god you're here.
Speaker 4: Can you help me? I need you to hold this dog.
Speaker 1: Oh wowsy, I think I went.
Speaker 3: I couldn't be.
Speaker 4: And do you know what makes that joke innocent?
Speaker 2: Because I have stolen that off Betty White, who told
Speaker 2: it to Rue M Glennon on the set of The
Speaker 2: Golden Girls, and it was picked up.
Speaker 4: On a hot mic there go, and I was like,
Speaker 4: the Betty, Grandma, just tell that joke about a dog.
Speaker 5: And usually it's me that I think I'm going to
Speaker 5: get fired, but today it's on you.
Speaker 4: Do you think I'll get fired for that?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Should I dump it on