Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn Jason Lauren, start your morning the
Speaker 1: right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren men Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody. It is a minute past six.
Speaker 2: Welcome you Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Melbourne Morning Team, Good morning. It's really Thereday,
Speaker 3: the long Weekend, Happy Friday eight. I know it's Wednesday,
Speaker 3: but it's Friday.
Speaker 2: How about we call it weekend EP.
Speaker 4: Happy long weekend, Happy long happy Eve. It's a double
Speaker 4: long weekend, everybody.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. I'll put in a good mood. Yeah.
Speaker 2: After seven o'clock this morning, we are finding and tasting
Speaker 2: Melbourne's best top cross.
Speaker 3: But I know it's about time.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: Look, this is controversial because sometimes I like the classics
Speaker 4: supermarket version, Baker's Delight version, but we're going bakery version.
Speaker 2: Bougie bakeries across Melbourne. Right. Yeah, We've had a lot
Speaker 2: of suggestions come through on the socials.
Speaker 1: Because Lauren's right. I mean sometimes apparently the you can't
Speaker 1: go past the Aldi they car carrocate.
Speaker 3: One that goes in the creative.
Speaker 4: There's also Mint Slice, there's Dorito's hoot Cross Funds.
Speaker 3: You know, what keep it classic, even nice, keep it tight.
Speaker 2: Feel light came on for me on the way to
Speaker 2: work this morning.
Speaker 3: So the fuel brasses are going to drop, but not
Speaker 3: for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: It takes a couple of well maybe a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks for the excise to actually flow through. I don't
Speaker 1: know how a wild how.
Speaker 4: Is that because the gas like the petrol stations have
Speaker 4: boarded at a premium.
Speaker 3: To sell out of what they've got before they then
Speaker 3: they read.
Speaker 2: I saw a tanker pulling into a servo yesterday, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, bloody, we're not far from having police escorts
Speaker 2: on those things.
Speaker 3: I reckon there's going to be a heist.
Speaker 2: You never know, really, petrol Hush, he did like you
Speaker 2: did have an aura about him. The way he was driving.
Speaker 3: It was look like smuggle into your backyard.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine, no good call. What else is going on?
Speaker 4: You're right this morning, you've got your little paws up,
Speaker 4: you got your little pause.
Speaker 2: Late night, late night, I was doing like housey stuff.
Speaker 2: What do you call it? Life admin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on your laptop. You told me he walked
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: I didn't shut my laptop until nine thirty.
Speaker 3: What were you doing on your laptop.
Speaker 2: Life admin life and a bit of only fans.
Speaker 3: No what we're doing on your laptop till midnight?
Speaker 2: Admin? Like I had to pay bills till midnight, not midnight,
Speaker 2: like till nine thirty.
Speaker 6: Experience here at ten thirty creates.
Speaker 3: To leave it to last minute content. Kids at school yesterday?
Speaker 3: Are you creating content? Were you influencing?
Speaker 1: He was?
Speaker 3: What were you influencing about?
Speaker 1: Stay tuned? It'll hit the gram today.
Speaker 3: Willet when we go in light? Have you scheduled your
Speaker 3: real I was sitting there everything nas dissolved.
Speaker 2: It's a bloody video last night about the Forward Raptor,
Speaker 2: and I'm like laugh and influence is quite hard. I
Speaker 2: don't think I can do this.
Speaker 4: I'll just say it now. He drives a big orange
Speaker 4: Forward Raptor. You can't miss it?
Speaker 2: Done you.
Speaker 1: And E loves for a collab?
Speaker 3: Does she drive it?
Speaker 4: She can't drive Rauptor. She's grasshopper. I give her a
Speaker 4: bas I don't think she's tall enough to drive Rauptor.
Speaker 4: She'd be a Brina girl.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Though?
Speaker 3: It's hard work being an influencer. I know people hang
Speaker 3: it on. It's a lot of work like. I've got
Speaker 3: some friends who are boardline professional social media influencers. Some
Speaker 3: have other jobs and some are full time. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: I can imagine they constantly I do.
Speaker 2: I needed someone to film something yesterday, so I waited
Speaker 2: for my twelve year old son to come home from
Speaker 2: high school.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, feeling you didn't get the tripod out
Speaker 3: I cood.
Speaker 2: From a selfie stick. I said, Felix, you got to
Speaker 2: come with me up to the car park. And he
Speaker 2: was still in his school uniform and he died. He's like,
Speaker 2: this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: God, he's a boy.
Speaker 1: She did in school car park.
Speaker 3: He's a boyfriend.
Speaker 4: No, not his school a different one, a different Give
Speaker 4: your kids a break, did you, pat Did they get
Speaker 4: a cut of your influencing?
Speaker 2: No, but they got to drive in the car they
Speaker 2: drove this.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's going from bad to worse for
Speaker 3: Ford Raptor.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Good morning, Melbourne, Happy weekend, Eve.
Speaker 2: This is over, This is over one hundred. We're on
Speaker 2: the air. Thanks so mate to Shell already express and
Speaker 2: coming up this morning. Your chance to when you way
Speaker 2: to gather around the twenty twenty six AFL gather around.
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Speaker 2: nine to twelve. You can lad up the crew and
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Speaker 2: dot AFL when you hear the footy siren. Yes, it'll
Speaker 2: be sometime this morning. Give us a ring and a
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Speaker 1: Your hot tickets those once. Also speaking of tickets, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, so today, Lauren is the first day that
Speaker 1: tickets become available for the NFL Clash September people going.
Speaker 3: There's like one hundred and twenty people on the wait list.
Speaker 3: Isn't that one hundred twenty thousand? Oh sorry, one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty thousand.
Speaker 1: It's really probably MCC members get first DIBs. So at
Speaker 1: tickets quick recap. This is a NFL match forty nine
Speaker 1: ers September eleven.
Speaker 2: Yep, and it's counted as an in season game for
Speaker 2: the Americans.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also right smack bang in the middle of the
Speaker 1: AFL finals as well.
Speaker 2: The ground crew that g g G will be.
Speaker 4: Busy, it'll they'll play and well, is there a chance
Speaker 4: will excuse me AFL game that night?
Speaker 3: No, I don't have to be then maybe interstate or somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say it. They're going to have to schedule
Speaker 2: it and.
Speaker 3: Then they will repaint the field for the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll turn around twenty I reckon.
Speaker 1: They could probably because it's a is that I think
Speaker 1: it might be Friday night. Yeah, so they'll I'll probably
Speaker 1: do a Saturday night and a Sunday if they need to.
Speaker 3: Use the Friday morning NFL Friday morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the game called ten thirty am start.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine the people drinking all day because we
Speaker 4: went to the Super Bowl, right, imagine if we had
Speaker 4: another ten hours of partying after the.
Speaker 1: Way it's a long match, four hours.
Speaker 3: That would not be good for us.
Speaker 2: No, No, it wasn't. It was a big day that one.
Speaker 2: We left the hotel at what like nine ten, and
Speaker 2: then we got back at what eleven? They I'll give
Speaker 2: you hot tip. Wasn't that now eleven pm? And they're
Speaker 2: doing it. It's going to be fun they're doing.
Speaker 3: Do we have any tickets to give away?
Speaker 2: No, I've asked this morning. But if we look into
Speaker 2: our crystal ball, we got.
Speaker 7: As many as we'd like for just not today.
Speaker 4: Are we going to have some to give away to
Speaker 4: give away, Okay, exactly on the wait list. We've got
Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty me on outweight list.
Speaker 2: Right now. Brady's joining the wait list under twenty thousand
Speaker 2: and what and.
Speaker 4: Then the super Bowl is being played in LA this
Speaker 4: year and then Vegas the year after.
Speaker 3: Did I dream that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We discovered that yesterday.
Speaker 2: Is it really? Hang on? He's been a while since
Speaker 2: I with It's twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 3: This year, twenty twenty twenty seven's in LA. Where's twenty eight?
Speaker 1: BBA?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 4: So you're telling me they've announced twenty nine before twenty eight,
Speaker 4: No field stand by it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Now they would have announced twenty eight. So it's twenty nine.
Speaker 3: It's in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Get you out of over to Vegas. Second, see the kids, Clint.
Speaker 3: I mean why it's in Georgia in twenty twenty eight. Okay,
Speaker 3: we can skip that. We'll go twenty nine.
Speaker 2: We'll have a year off, so the mc C members
Speaker 2: get first dips because obviously at the G do we Yeah,
Speaker 2: we do, Lauren?
Speaker 1: So you are you?
Speaker 3: How do I do that?
Speaker 2: Rich?
Speaker 3: I'm not on one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 1: You've seen your barcode an easy barcode tickets, a ticket
Speaker 1: tic or whatever it is that it does. They are
Speaker 1: in the stadium and.
Speaker 3: We pay a membership all year round.
Speaker 2: I know, But like otium NFL fan trying to get
Speaker 2: tickets and then you've got you blanket wearing people sitting
Speaker 2: in the sea.
Speaker 4: You have no idea how it works. Don't don't swam
Speaker 4: down from Queensland and have a gold ass like.
Speaker 1: Our membership funds the build, all the rest of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, the build, And what about my tickets? What money
Speaker 2: is that going to? When I buy tickets to a game?
Speaker 4: Whenever you bought a ticket to a football game that
Speaker 4: you haven't got for free, She's got you there.
Speaker 3: When have you ever paid for a ticket?
Speaker 4: And then you can have an argument. He's covering his
Speaker 4: little eyes with his stupid little fingers.
Speaker 3: She's still there, he's still stumped.
Speaker 2: No, but ticket prices, that money goes to the stadium.
Speaker 3: I paid my MCC membership for thirty years.
Speaker 2: For this moment, and I think you're entitled to AFL games.
Speaker 3: But I just think it's a cricket club.
Speaker 4: Well, your clown, do you even know anything about MCC.
Speaker 4: It's a football club. It's a Cricket Club.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, then you're entitled to cricket tickets. What about
Speaker 2: when Taylor played there? Did the MCC members get yeah,
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 4: Yeah in the MC closure a ballot, Yeah, to pay
Speaker 4: for them. Maybe you should sign up to we got
Speaker 4: a twenty four You wait, lest you'd be about ninety seven.
Speaker 3: By the time you get your memory.
Speaker 2: Enjoyed that, didn't You.
Speaker 3: Really lost every single element of that argument. No, I
Speaker 3: am man of the people, and most of it you
Speaker 3: just have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Most of us are not in the exclusive area.
Speaker 4: Most people also pay for their tickets where you just
Speaker 4: get them for free from spotor true.
Speaker 3: He just said, I'll even that free box. Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 2: I want to talk pub etiquette for a sec.
Speaker 3: Pub etiquette is that because we're going to a pub today.
Speaker 2: There was a situation on the weekend. I want to
Speaker 2: find out if I was in the right or wrong? Wrong?
Speaker 3: Are wrong? I agree? And that's the end of the thing.
Speaker 2: We'll check your run to work news coming up next.
Speaker 2: The is it the Boundary Hotel on Saturday night? Had
Speaker 2: a great night?
Speaker 4: I hope it wasn't wrong, because that's the only pub
Speaker 4: you gon't go back.
Speaker 1: I've got the McKinnon as well, So that's your fall back.
Speaker 1: Which is your favorite depends what mood I'm in.
Speaker 3: What's the difference.
Speaker 2: McKinnon's quite expensive menu.
Speaker 3: An the other ones more cash, a bit more cash, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the other one's got like a pool table
Speaker 2: in the front bar. And I like to take my
Speaker 2: boys up there, get them off irepads, get them out
Speaker 2: of the house and place and pool, take him to the.
Speaker 3: Pub, off the I don't do anything outdoorsy, but take
Speaker 3: them to the pub.
Speaker 2: Well, we travel out, we get together, we.
Speaker 3: Get them off the iPad and we go and play keynote.
Speaker 2: Anyway, on Friday night, I had a nice little father
Speaker 2: son bonding type with my son Haddy and I went
Speaker 2: to the pub. We're about to watch the pies have
Speaker 2: a little counterie now with the pool table up there,
Speaker 2: there's a little whiteboard over on the site because remember
Speaker 2: growing up, you'd put a two dollar point on the
Speaker 2: side the pool table.
Speaker 3: And you know you are still two dollars to play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a couple of but it's all yeah, no
Speaker 2: one's got coins, mate, So that's why the little whiteboard's there.
Speaker 2: There was no name on the whiteboard, and there was
Speaker 2: two guys playing pool. So I walked over and wrote
Speaker 2: Jason on the whiteboard. Ye went and sat down, kept
Speaker 2: an eye on it. They were down to like two
Speaker 2: balls left right, so I said to Hordey, let's move
Speaker 2: over that way, so we're ready to go.
Speaker 3: Put a bit of pressure on him.
Speaker 2: You got it, So we move over. Just as the
Speaker 2: guy sinks the black ball right. I looked down to
Speaker 2: my left and okay, hawd you ready? And I look
Speaker 2: as I look up, this old guy comes out of nowhere,
Speaker 2: walks over and taps his cart and all the balls dropped.
Speaker 1: The next game was his name on the board?
Speaker 3: No, the only name of the board was her first
Speaker 3: timer and he didn't know the ball.
Speaker 2: I looked at him.
Speaker 3: He would have been the board say next pool player
Speaker 3: in the queue? Like is it clear?
Speaker 2: No, there is no.
Speaker 3: Did you bring the board down yourself? Like nobody? Seriously?
Speaker 3: Could he be first time visitor and he doesn't know
Speaker 3: the rules.
Speaker 2: Well that's why I was calm and he was quite.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're come hen pick up the chair and throw.
Speaker 1: It at him.
Speaker 2: He was an elderly gentleman.
Speaker 1: Elderly, you're picking on the elderly.
Speaker 3: No, he's older than you.
Speaker 2: Maybe you too, aren't the people when need to come
Speaker 2: to even support him?
Speaker 3: That he maybe? So, how did you handle maybe he's confused?
Speaker 2: Well, I looked at him and I was like even,
Speaker 2: I was sort of throwing back. I was like hey,
Speaker 2: and I pointed to the whiteboard and went names on
Speaker 2: the board.
Speaker 3: Oh, you didn't just go and go oh home, mate, Sorry,
Speaker 3: our name was on the back.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think he did it as a move.
Speaker 3: He didn't know.
Speaker 2: Well. He looked straight back at me and said, mat,
Speaker 2: I've been waiting half an hour with my mates to play. Oh.
Speaker 2: And the way he said mates sounded like he had
Speaker 2: a pact.
Speaker 3: With him ten year old a gang of walkers.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to get in a bath the golden girls.
Speaker 1: Behind him, Like he really put me in off the
Speaker 1: shuttle bus from the retirement home.
Speaker 3: Give the guard chance. So who played?
Speaker 2: Well, we just backed off and let him and his
Speaker 2: mates play.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're scared of the older, scared of the granny.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to take him out in front of
Speaker 2: my son.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I didn't want to do a wrestling move.
Speaker 2: No, I just think if the names on the ball.
Speaker 3: Maybe he didn't know, Maybe he did. I wouldn't know
Speaker 3: that there was a whiteboard.
Speaker 2: When I pointed out the whiteboard.
Speaker 3: He didn't say sorry, mate, No.
Speaker 2: There was no sorry. It was the real tap. The
Speaker 2: balls dropped and just looked at me and went, well,
Speaker 2: we've been waiting half an hour.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen anyone else put the name on
Speaker 1: the board.
Speaker 2: Yes, other people put names on it. Almost broke out
Speaker 2: a week earlier because someone rubbed someone's name.
Speaker 3: I think it needs a heading on the board.
Speaker 2: You think I got off as next.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you need the label printer.
Speaker 2: I think you're right plays next whiteboard?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah? And how far away is it from the
Speaker 3: pool right next to it?
Speaker 2: So we just, yeah, we did the right thing. We
Speaker 2: backed off age before beauty.
Speaker 3: What on his walker.
Speaker 2: Hobble home that night got him? It was the responsible
Speaker 2: thing to do. Yeah, okay, Well what was the thing
Speaker 2: you're telling me? Earlier? Pubs? I gotta be careful.
Speaker 7: If you are in an Australian pub and you finish
Speaker 7: your drink and you turn the glass upside down, that
Speaker 7: is officially challenging anyone in that pub to a fight.
Speaker 3: What pubs are you going to?
Speaker 2: Should we try today? The team out?
Speaker 7: That's a rule. If you put your glass upside down
Speaker 7: and leave it there, you're challenging anyone in that place
Speaker 7: to a fight.
Speaker 1: Have you done it?
Speaker 2: It's not very good? It works.
Speaker 4: He's out at the family bistro playing Keno with his
Speaker 4: ten year old and you caon, someone's going to come
Speaker 4: and deck him. If if Hudson happens to accidentally turn
Speaker 4: his glass upside.
Speaker 7: Down, it's an open challenge.
Speaker 2: Should's feel your juice, mate, quick turn the glass the
Speaker 2: other way around you against the old fella.
Speaker 3: Take those to a lot of pubs. Have you ever
Speaker 3: seen that?
Speaker 2: Put my money on the old guy. Hey, it's coming up.
Speaker 2: We'll test it today.
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that. Is that an Australian thing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Ossie pubs?
Speaker 2: Is there any other pub rules thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: that we need know about?
Speaker 3: What don't we know?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Glass upside down needs a SmackDown whiteboard next to a
Speaker 2: pool table? Who plays next? I love that song home Wrecker.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne. You're supposed to be hot and sunny
Speaker 2: all day, but we've got showers in the afternoon. Not
Speaker 2: great for our team at No. But we've got lawn
Speaker 2: bowls today. Oh wait, I thought it was warm. No,
Speaker 2: it's going to be warm, but you've got a bowl
Speaker 2: in a punch.
Speaker 3: It's not going to rain till like two o'clock. Now
Speaker 3: we'll be right, Yeah, we'll be right. We'll get a
Speaker 3: few ends in and then off the green. Give me
Speaker 3: twenty seven degrees.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a warm.
Speaker 3: Love that for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's storm rolling in.
Speaker 1: I'm not really confident about I haven't done lawn bowls
Speaker 1: in many years. Do you remember which way the circle goes,
Speaker 1: because that's spins to the spins, spins to the small side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, leans to the leans to the small side because you.
Speaker 3: Don't want to get the lawn bowlts. And they taught me.
Speaker 2: I've spent some time at Hampton Bowls. Yes, remember I
Speaker 2: beat the Olympian.
Speaker 1: I think he was more common walth Games, but.
Speaker 2: He was Olympian. I think he was game because they don't.
Speaker 1: Have warm bowls in the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it was come off, but good on you.
Speaker 2: And tell he's an Olympian and it was just adult athletics.
Speaker 3: I think he might have thrown it as well.
Speaker 2: Screw you. No, no he didn't. He looked angry when
Speaker 2: I won.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was the Olympian.
Speaker 1: So many sleepers.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: He goes to bed with his gold.
Speaker 2: You're on my team.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. I will get your ribbon.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 3: If there's storms, it's not a good day to mow
Speaker 3: the lawns.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm not much of a lawnmower, but I know
Speaker 4: how much men love it. You guys froth it, don't you.
Speaker 4: What I do love is the smell of freshly chopped grass.
Speaker 2: Oh do you have l Cain Caine, the lawn mowing guy.
Speaker 3: You meant you had cane grass.
Speaker 2: I know, the lawn mowing guy. I don't have a garage,
Speaker 2: so I can't store a lawnmer.
Speaker 3: Right because the boat's taking up.
Speaker 1: Yes, but back in the day, we don't know yawned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: through a lawn one that you actually had to pull
Speaker 1: the pull.
Speaker 2: My dad had the big like electric one where you
Speaker 2: pull the handle, like what they use at Lawnder. Oh really, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, my old house in Fitzroy had such a
Speaker 4: small patch of grass. We had a not a We
Speaker 4: didn't even have a motor rolling Well, sorry, I couldn't
Speaker 4: a word house big enough that required a lawn, so
Speaker 4: we used to hand mink.
Speaker 2: Where do we sit on the electric ones? I'm seeing
Speaker 2: a lot of people use electric marbors these days.
Speaker 3: What's what's the difference?
Speaker 2: Like battery operated's not petrol? No, it's great. The ones
Speaker 2: that freaked me out of the ones that are connected
Speaker 2: to like an extension lead, I'm like, we don't want
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 3: Only there's like like the robo vax. There's like a robot.
Speaker 2: Caneah, yeah, the robot is it? Yeah, there is.
Speaker 3: It's a great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's ones that you can control with the remote
Speaker 2: as well. Anyway, have a beer.
Speaker 4: Let me take you to Jimmy from The Bachelor's season
Speaker 4: twenty two.
Speaker 3: He was the pilot, remember the pilot jet pilot. I
Speaker 3: think he's still with his is the most an Australian
Speaker 3: Act of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: I look at this our driveway neighbor has mode to
Speaker 2: the and other signe is passive aggressive mowing. It's finest.
Speaker 2: I'm surely that's.
Speaker 3: That's so he's he's left a bit of the nature
Speaker 3: strip and just not done it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: That's fine?
Speaker 2: No, it's not even came the game like one meter.
Speaker 2: Just do it exactly?
Speaker 4: Or do you think that He thinks, oh, maybe my
Speaker 4: neighbors like the overgrown look and I don't want to
Speaker 4: impede on there.
Speaker 2: I think that's that's bad.
Speaker 1: But the question is would the neighbor do their grass
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 2: Well, there's only one way to find out. Mo, there's
Speaker 2: see if they do yours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's on Australian. I'm with Jimmy from the Bachelor's
Speaker 4: at twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Look back when we were you know, when we had
Speaker 1: grass to mow, back in the days when we lived
Speaker 1: in glen Waverley on a sprawling property. We I think
Speaker 1: we did something similar without nature strip.
Speaker 3: You just you're morowing tighter.
Speaker 2: You made up to the if it's like, if it's
Speaker 2: one meter, take care of it for the neighbor.
Speaker 4: Is that because you thought the neighbor may be like
Speaker 4: there's a bit longer or because you could Yeah.
Speaker 1: A bit of both, a bit of columbe I keep looking.
Speaker 4: At our nature strip when like our whole neighborhood need
Speaker 4: to pull their socks up.
Speaker 3: It's just all dead drop.
Speaker 4: Well, there's like one person in our street who has
Speaker 4: a good nature strip and the rest of it. We've
Speaker 4: got too many trees and it just kills the gar
Speaker 4: like too many of those trees that have the bits
Speaker 4: that fall mine gets done automatically by the council. I
Speaker 4: think the council do Stonnington would.
Speaker 1: Never ar they do it automatically.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you've got.
Speaker 3: Stonnington wouldn't do.
Speaker 2: Something bloody sitting at home eating doughnuts.
Speaker 4: I hate my counsel, Mauron Beaner. No you're not Marion Baner.
Speaker 4: He never wants to tell us because and then.
Speaker 2: He want to say it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: He's probably not Rochester or something where Glenarra Glenara.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter, Glenn, shout out to the councilor do
Speaker 6: amazing work. Fourteen We've got a great council beating donuts.
Speaker 6: Can I ask what's wrong with your counsel?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: What's the smallest thing that your neighbor does that annoys you?
Speaker 3: Oh, if my neighbors are listening, don't call.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Smallest thing your
Speaker 2: neighbor does, but it just drives your nuts. In return,
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Speaker 4: Actually I know there's someone in my streets. Not my
Speaker 4: direct neighbor though, like our street, Clint, you've been men.
Speaker 3: I tell you. We there last night for dinner.
Speaker 4: It's parking permit out the front and just like sort
Speaker 4: of half a car park from our house. There's a tree,
Speaker 4: so like when you park, if you're going to park there,
Speaker 4: you park right up to it. But they leave like
Speaker 4: half a space with their big white van, so you
Speaker 4: can't actually fit anything behind it.
Speaker 3: But it's sort of taking.
Speaker 4: Up too too, but they're not selfish right to the yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: right up to the tree. Yeah, you can drive enough
Speaker 4: room so you can drive out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's selfish.
Speaker 3: It takes like an extra half spot and it drives me.
Speaker 2: There's one actually, Yeah, Brady executive producer, was fine up
Speaker 2: this morning because it's something his neighbors doing. I'll let
Speaker 2: him explain.
Speaker 1: My neighbors actually across the road. It's a Greek church
Speaker 1: and it's very inconvenient when they have fun. What church
Speaker 1: Ceremony's there cars?
Speaker 2: How dare the Greek celebrate or mourn?
Speaker 1: Perhaps May morning celebration.
Speaker 2: Would you like to put a thing on the dashboard
Speaker 2: saying we're morning today or celebrate.
Speaker 1: It's a giveaways. There's a long, skinny sort of car
Speaker 1: at the front.
Speaker 2: We know times are tied at the moment. That's why
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Speaker 2: and then Donna hay is in the house. She's going
Speaker 2: to be Johnish just after seven to talk the one
Speaker 2: pop past.
Speaker 1: I'm so keen to see Donna. That sounded creepy. No,
Speaker 1: I just I think she's a She is one of
Speaker 1: my heroes, culinary heroes. What was she described as this morning,
Speaker 1: Jaz you described.
Speaker 2: She is a food stylist food style. Have you tried
Speaker 2: the Donna hay shaken port pancakes? So you know, like
Speaker 2: the POV shaking port pancakes, you just add water, Dona hayes,
Speaker 2: you got to add I think some butter and eggs
Speaker 2: and that's it and then shake it up.
Speaker 3: Put the butter.
Speaker 2: You melt the butter, pour it into the into the
Speaker 2: like the powder bottle, and then you shake it and
Speaker 2: it is restaurant quality.
Speaker 1: Game changer.
Speaker 4: You does quality pancakes. Do you think I've ever ordered
Speaker 4: pancakes and restaurant outside the pancake part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, there's fancy. They come with the mask
Speaker 2: of pone.
Speaker 3: And any very compost the time being. The hell's a
Speaker 3: very compos.
Speaker 1: I don't know, just say jam. It's like thin, jam,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 3: I think it's like it's there's some more chunks in it.
Speaker 2: Jam.
Speaker 3: Then it's like it's like squashed berries and.
Speaker 2: Some sort of jew.
Speaker 3: It's like a jew when she's it's just very common.
Speaker 1: Okay. For the time being, we're talking annoying neighbors. I'm
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten and Mitchell is called through Mitchell,
Speaker 1: good morning. You got an annoying neighbor?
Speaker 8: Yeah, guys here you going, well, yeah, it's funny they
Speaker 8: I don't actually know which neighbor it is, but they
Speaker 8: constantly park on my nature strip.
Speaker 3: That's annoying.
Speaker 8: I am in the trade of earth moving, so I
Speaker 8: have trailers with figures and traps and what night and
Speaker 8: I kind of need that nature strip and very frustrating.
Speaker 3: Is it always the same car?
Speaker 8: No, it's just I don't know what to No, it's
Speaker 8: not so. I just feel like my nigh tracks.
Speaker 3: Lots of people part there.
Speaker 2: I think you park outside your own house. No, that's
Speaker 2: not how but you should be able.
Speaker 4: To what depends. It's like in a like in the
Speaker 4: inner city suburbs. That's just not how words, the park
Speaker 4: wherever the hell you can find space, but also room
Speaker 4: in the burb. Parking on the nature strip I think
Speaker 4: is aggressive, especially.
Speaker 1: But also I don't think you're allowed to park on
Speaker 1: a NATU strip full stock.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't think you were.
Speaker 3: Also, I mean I think it depends where you live.
Speaker 2: Is it against the lord to park the opposite direction? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it means you've driven down the road in the
Speaker 3: wrong direction.
Speaker 1: But sometimes yeah I do it quite often. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're just running into.
Speaker 3: The house, Yeah, it means you've driven on the wrong
Speaker 3: side of the road. Together, I think that's the point.
Speaker 2: Friends of mine lived in Balmaine, Roan Dave in Sydney Hilly.
Speaker 2: There isn't it it is, and people always parking out
Speaker 2: the front. So Dave went down to Bunnings and got
Speaker 2: paint and did like council lines and made it like
Speaker 2: a permit zone.
Speaker 3: Well, you also can't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think that's illegal.
Speaker 3: Definitely frown upon Dave and Rowe mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Amy in Sunbury, Good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Hi, Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 3: What is your annoying neighbor?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: Amy?
Speaker 11: So, we just in a mill estate area and our
Speaker 11: next one neighbors just moved in and they, I assume
Speaker 11: at the time I didn't know, but they didn't have
Speaker 11: been so they were obviously using our bins for all
Speaker 11: this ships, particularly imagine all the storage boxes. Yeah, I
Speaker 11: didn't realize until I ring. Camerack just kept going off
Speaker 11: at weird hours and you could tell they knew what
Speaker 11: was wrong. But they're bringing dog ship that I've been to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our neighbors are currently moving at the moment, so
Speaker 2: they're not there, and they came home and gave us
Speaker 2: the key and won't use our bins if you want, that's.
Speaker 4: Great, great celebrated neighbor. Neighbors become good friends.
Speaker 1: So what are you putting in their bins?
Speaker 2: Everything? They said, please just bring them in otherwise it's obvious. No, yea, yeah, yeah, temmy.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are you were good? Neighbors are annoying you?
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, yes they are. So they have a
Speaker 10: full water bank and during our wet seasons they do
Speaker 10: not detach the downpipe, so we end up having a
Speaker 10: flooded backyard.
Speaker 2: No, that's not on. How does the tank?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you stop that?
Speaker 10: If it rains, You've got to detach it and put
Speaker 10: it into the into the should be a part that runs.
Speaker 3: Into the God. Yeah, that's annoying. And have you addressed
Speaker 3: it with them?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, and the council that's in the current edge.
Speaker 2: When you bring the council, get all around when you
Speaker 2: bring the counsel, and that's well, that ruins the relationship, gavor,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Neighbors can be great and they can be
Speaker 3: real pain in the net.
Speaker 1: Company anyone else is fun fencing?
Speaker 3: How is your new fence? It looks have you painted
Speaker 3: it yet?
Speaker 1: It's still raw raw dog into that sort of pine.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you and the neighbors go halves and I
Speaker 2: paid paid a bit of it. Someone doesn't like comprotation.
Speaker 3: Did they ever get access to the eavesman. Did you
Speaker 3: put a gate in for them?
Speaker 7: No?
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Speaker 11: How are you going.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, but I got I thought I answered it after
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Speaker 4: Oh no, we asked the question and then you've got
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Speaker 12: Oh, Liza, I thought I answered after three thros.
Speaker 4: No, Then the buzzer goes, that's your free second countdown
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Speaker 1: What do you do when the blood pressure machine stops speaking.
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Speaker 2: Hayes in the house. She's playing the novacor machine and
Speaker 2: she joins us next. Good morning, we've been waiting for.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is a food stylist, magazine editor, television presenter,
Speaker 1: and author of twenty seven best selling cookbooks.
Speaker 5: What's your cook tonight? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 2: Intro.
Speaker 3: Hey, Donna Hayes. Everyone ever sung that to you before?
Speaker 2: Never before?
Speaker 3: Figure, that's your new like intro when you come out.
Speaker 12: I'm so stealing that.
Speaker 2: Good morning, exciting. Thank you for setting the new rule
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, it's only proper, don't you think?
Speaker 2: Tell Melbourne what the new rule is.
Speaker 12: The new rule is, if you want to come on
Speaker 12: the show, you have to bring a treat, probably home
Speaker 12: bait and.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Donna hay has brought us granola called Good morning, sunshine
Speaker 4: the granola.
Speaker 2: What's in the box?
Speaker 12: Ha haha, Well it is Easter, so I thought we
Speaker 12: could go all out. It's a layer of brownie, quite fudgy,
Speaker 12: a layer of the caramel from caramel size, but a
Speaker 12: double layer, and then a thin.
Speaker 3: Layer of touch.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: We open it and.
Speaker 4: Put it on a plate in the middle of the
Speaker 4: studio and see who can resist the little temptation temptations.
Speaker 12: For that one quick?
Speaker 3: Donahey, how are you well? I'm good.
Speaker 12: I'm very excited today even though it is April Fool's Day.
Speaker 3: April Fool.
Speaker 4: I absolutely love it pointless. So if that's not chocolate
Speaker 4: brown enough.
Speaker 12: No, that is all my series dropped tonight. I'm not
Speaker 12: sure that.
Speaker 2: A special brownie and you get it. Sorry, So look
Speaker 2: you've got donah hay. A coastal celebration premieres today exclusively
Speaker 2: on Disney Plus. How did you go down? And they
Speaker 2: said were launching it April first? Were you a bit like?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 12: Think they were joking?
Speaker 3: I really did.
Speaker 12: I was like, Okay, when are we really?
Speaker 1: But it is tonight, so you are combining two of
Speaker 1: my favorite things in life.
Speaker 3: He loves the coastal I am.
Speaker 1: I am a big fan of your work first and foremost,
Speaker 1: and I live in a coastal themed house.
Speaker 12: Yes see coast.
Speaker 3: No he is, but he styled the house coastal theme
Speaker 3: and he never hears the end of it.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of cave just living the dream.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, I thought the shell chandelier was
Speaker 1: a bit punchy, so I took that down.
Speaker 4: I don't know that sounds nice a coastal celebration. What
Speaker 4: is it about coastal theme dining?
Speaker 12: It's just set on the harbor, all right, because globally
Speaker 12: everyone you know dreams of coming to Austrea and swimming
Speaker 12: at our beautiful beaches. Yes, so I said it by
Speaker 12: the harbor. What a great backdrop. And then it's four
Speaker 12: separate episodes with really simple menus. And then I've added
Speaker 12: in a little bit of styling as well to make
Speaker 12: a little bit of That's why i'd be able to
Speaker 12: use some of your coastal theme decoration through your house,
Speaker 12: because it's all about reusing things you've already got. I've
Speaker 12: got so many, like I have a crazy soup terrain
Speaker 12: from my grandmother which I am never ever putting soup.
Speaker 12: In let's face it, like, why would you can't soup
Speaker 12: into a grain to then put in a bowl. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 12: But you know you can put little flowers and plants
Speaker 12: and stuff in it and it actually looks super glamorous.
Speaker 3: So it's just about going through cuppets and stylings.
Speaker 4: And because you know, I really decided I went from
Speaker 4: being a girl to a woman when I got fabric napkins.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm agreed, adult because when people come
Speaker 4: to my home, you get a fabric napkin.
Speaker 3: Laura, When I knew I'd maturity.
Speaker 2: I got three kids to get paper towel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well myea, my partner still pulls out the paper
Speaker 4: towel and I get so offended.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, we are grown ups. Grown ups.
Speaker 1: When it comes to recipes and cooking and all the
Speaker 1: all the rest. Do you I mean, do you have
Speaker 1: a favorite sort of thing that you love cooking? What
Speaker 1: do you love to when you want to get your
Speaker 1: hands dirty? What do you love doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 12: If I need to process, I bake because it's very methodical.
Speaker 12: So somehow it stacks my brain in a line. But
Speaker 12: I'm the kind of person that just runs into the
Speaker 12: shots and sees what is in season and amazing and
Speaker 12: I kind of reverse engineer. If you were coming over
Speaker 12: for Easter, which is not everyone.
Speaker 1: We could give you some plums and you would go, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm making.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so jealous of people that can do that.
Speaker 4: Will open the fridge and go, I've got all these things.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm making. But it just ends up
Speaker 3: as a past just always pasta.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, no doubt you see all these one
Speaker 2: pot dishes or kitchen hacks pop up on a lot
Speaker 2: of my brand.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The one that's just got me at the moment is
Speaker 2: this one pot pasta. Have you seen this one?
Speaker 3: I've seen a version.
Speaker 1: So it involves Jase, What does it involve?
Speaker 2: Cherry tomatoes down the right side.
Speaker 3: JA thinks it's all about the layout, dry pastor in
Speaker 3: the middle.
Speaker 2: And then a little bit of cream and then it's
Speaker 2: all done in one pot. No cleaning up, feelings, emotions.
Speaker 3: Life's too short.
Speaker 12: Jay's how gluey is that pasta? That's not happening?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Just another pot would have been okay, just to boil
Speaker 3: the pasta.
Speaker 2: No past me, brownie, I'll give you some feedback.
Speaker 12: My children are always coming at me with that TikTok recipe.
Speaker 1: Always any any that are actually okay.
Speaker 12: That you I did one the other night. I haven't
Speaker 12: perfected it. Clean them up a bit dop recipe sort
Speaker 12: of not really. I just kind of had a little
Speaker 12: like my whole phone wherever that is, is just you know,
Speaker 12: messages from my son's going it's good, this is crazy.
Speaker 12: A lot of them I don't do. But there was
Speaker 12: a derivative thing something with deal pickles, so I didn't
Speaker 12: really watch it. I just made up my own version.
Speaker 12: But I have been brianing chicken breast in the vinny,
Speaker 12: like the Brian from the Deal Pickle. Really yeah, because
Speaker 12: chicken breast dry it right, so if you bry them first,
Speaker 12: easy question, what's oh, just soaking?
Speaker 3: May just give it a soak.
Speaker 12: And then so I've been putting the deal pickle marinate
Speaker 12: on chicken breast, throwing it in the fridge, kind of work,
Speaker 12: just like just going to work. And then yeah, and
Speaker 12: it makes them really juicy. Then I sort of drain
Speaker 12: them out of it so they're not wet, and then
Speaker 12: I pan fry them till they're really brown, like on
Speaker 12: the outside, not cooked through. I put them under the grill, hi,
Speaker 12: and then I put them onto the grill, but I
Speaker 12: put the slice dried pickles on the top, like pat
Speaker 12: them on your ebbs of maybe using feett snapkins parmesan,
Speaker 12: and then I make crunchy parmesan pickles.
Speaker 3: On the top.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I wish you were my partner. And when
Speaker 2: I went on, ready, steady.
Speaker 3: Cook, Oh my god, I forget you did that that?
Speaker 3: What did you cook a pasta?
Speaker 1: Here's another one for.
Speaker 2: Dumpling lasagna.
Speaker 1: Do we approve I don't know.
Speaker 12: No, in my algorithm everywhere, even we got in mine
Speaker 12: as well.
Speaker 3: I'm just not sure. I just think I have dumplings
Speaker 3: all lasagna, thank you, Lauren, and dumpling lasagna. I'm not
Speaker 3: lasagna dumplings.
Speaker 12: No, I didn't mind the one. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 12: It's on my The boys have been asking me where
Speaker 12: you just sort of throw what looks like, let's say
Speaker 12: a rissole, and then you put a dumpling wrapper over
Speaker 12: the top of it. What you're out, well, so yes,
Speaker 12: so you just throw in like a little lump of
Speaker 12: flavored mints and then you just let the one on
Speaker 12: wrapper like like lay over it and apparently it makes.
Speaker 3: About how old are your sons?
Speaker 12: Oh, there's many of them?
Speaker 3: How many do you have?
Speaker 12: A crazy blended family from eleven to twenty three?
Speaker 3: And one of them have moved out.
Speaker 12: There's four of them, But moms, I just have to
Speaker 12: if but work soon because I just have no time.
Speaker 1: Do any of them cook or bake or.
Speaker 12: Look if I'm really tools down, if you go strike,
Speaker 12: if I go on strike.
Speaker 3: They'll cook.
Speaker 12: But they've just invented all these rules, which I don't like.
Speaker 3: A rule went on strike once, went on strike once,
Speaker 3: and my brother and I thought the world was ending.
Speaker 3: There was no clean clothes, there was no food.
Speaker 2: She just cracked on.
Speaker 12: Strike, I thinks, stride turning point. Yeah, don't you think
Speaker 12: that my boys have invented first dinner, second dinner and
Speaker 12: third on them.
Speaker 3: Because they're growing boys them see if as well, like
Speaker 3: the weekly shop must.
Speaker 12: Be Honestly, the grocery delivery guy just thinks that.
Speaker 3: I'm running an orphan in Yeah, cook.
Speaker 1: We love we love your Stanaway Household. All of our
Speaker 1: Christmas recipes are all based on something Donna's gone in
Speaker 1: her cookbooks.
Speaker 3: Thank you, we love don come in any time you
Speaker 3: enjoy your tree.
Speaker 2: Oh we will thank you enjoy laughing at us when
Speaker 2: they kick in Coastal Celebration today exclusively on Disney Class.
Speaker 2: It's good to see Dono thanks to Cavin.
Speaker 6: Youkk F.
Speaker 2: That's awkward all right?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: I'm bringing back a favorite segment, Things that are awkward
Speaker 4: that shouldn't be. It's been a while since you and
Speaker 4: I have done this, guys, but.
Speaker 3: Something happened to me, yes yesterday, and I was embarrassed
Speaker 3: and no one was even there for me to be
Speaker 3: embarrassed in front of, but it was awkward. How cringe
Speaker 3: and embarrassing is it when you drive into a parking
Speaker 3: lot you've opened the boomgate and you can't find a park.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had to drive into a parking lot
Speaker 3: and out.
Speaker 2: Reverse?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sometimes there's just it's not there.
Speaker 4: Yes, where I go to the gym, you go, it
Speaker 4: doesn't safe, it's full or not, and then you drive in,
Speaker 4: but you get to a dead end and so you
Speaker 4: actually then have to kind of reverse and find somewhere
Speaker 4: to do a fifty point two I'll.
Speaker 2: Go one worse when you pull up to pay and
Speaker 2: the ticket's not working and you have to tell people to.
Speaker 3: It's a line of people.
Speaker 2: Can you move?
Speaker 3: What about when you can't reach the thing to put
Speaker 3: your ticket in?
Speaker 2: You open the door in the bangs, Well you have
Speaker 2: to get out it.
Speaker 1: Out and do it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I still have it burned in my memory.
Speaker 2: In the McDonald's drive through, a mum dropped the money
Speaker 2: before the attendant cash and I'm like yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: please just put just give them extra money. Mum's absolutely not.
Speaker 2: So Mum got out of the car in the coins
Speaker 2: like down on the floor and I wanted to die.
Speaker 4: Another correlated thing that's super embarrassing, but no one's ever
Speaker 4: there to see it. I don't know, like I get
Speaker 4: into a hot flush. Have you ever been in a
Speaker 4: car wash?
Speaker 3: When you win? Screen wipers turn on?
Speaker 1: Yes, because.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 1: And also it's hard to get it into neutral when
Speaker 1: you've got to go, you know on those get tires
Speaker 1: and they're trying to direct you go left, go left,
Speaker 1: go lefts got the side, but.
Speaker 4: Even that talk when you can't get it onto the
Speaker 4: lineup of the electric thing. Another thing happened to me
Speaker 4: leaving the gym.
Speaker 3: You leave the gym. You're hot and you're sweaty, and
Speaker 3: then you bump into someone and they.
Speaker 4: Go hi, and they try and give you a heart,
Speaker 4: and you're like, you know, you were sweaty and I
Speaker 4: just don't want anyone to touch me.
Speaker 3: Does that make you uncomfort?
Speaker 1: So uncomfortable? Something happened to me the other day. I
Speaker 1: was walking into a hotel and it had the revolving door.
Speaker 1: You walk in and then it stops, and you don't
Speaker 1: know what to do.
Speaker 2: Is it working?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 1: And you're waiting for it to kick in?
Speaker 4: What about when someone dropped? What about when someone jumps
Speaker 4: in the same segment? And then it would you not
Speaker 4: have waited half a second more and got in the
Speaker 4: glass divider behind me coming out.
Speaker 2: Of the kitchen at nob yesterday and one of the
Speaker 2: sales rips is coming in and you know what it's like,
Speaker 2: you to go left and they go there right this
Speaker 2: way and two.
Speaker 1: Steps this summer.
Speaker 3: Small talk in the supermarket, you bump into someone, you
Speaker 3: make small talk, no, no, and then you see them
Speaker 3: again in the next.
Speaker 2: They're seeing dairy in about three minutes.
Speaker 3: I also get awkward our supermarket. It's got a parking
Speaker 3: lot under it.
Speaker 4: But if you shop in the supermarket, they can give
Speaker 4: you a ticket and you get free parking underneath and
Speaker 4: asking the person. You've got to go up to the
Speaker 4: register and ask the person for the parking ticket.
Speaker 3: And every register, well yeah, but I do so check out.
Speaker 1: They just think you're there.
Speaker 2: By to pack a long beach.
Speaker 3: Me again.
Speaker 1: Supermarket themed the belt at the at the register when
Speaker 1: the belt goes too quickly and your stuff just is
Speaker 1: because it's all sensor related.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to pack your own bag.
Speaker 3: That is anxiety. They scan it and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: just some kind of torture, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Happy April the first?
Speaker 1: Yes, April Fools. Now, we were discussing earlier how much
Speaker 1: we despise the day, and we promise not to take
Speaker 1: part in any you know, ridiculous Anti.
Speaker 3: I just hate April Fools. So I'm not like, I
Speaker 3: don't like pranks? Am I boring? Am I getting boring
Speaker 3: as I go?
Speaker 4: Actually, as a kid, don't think I loved it either,
Speaker 4: because I'm so gullible?
Speaker 3: Are you the joke always are on the prank? No,
Speaker 3: I'd rather the joke beyond me than to someone else.
Speaker 2: But when you were going to We'll find to America America,
Speaker 2: and I was in the Quantus pajamas and when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1: But that's where just it doesn't have to be April fools.
Speaker 2: You do that when we want, Yeah, you Andlin We're
Speaker 2: going to hide my clothes. So I would have to
Speaker 2: leave the plane and walk through the airport.
Speaker 3: But that wasn't a prank. That was just pure joy QUANTUSJA.
Speaker 4: But the joke was on us because you packed seventy
Speaker 4: four different outfits because he.
Speaker 3: Get so hot and sweaty. You have so many options
Speaker 3: to changeing.
Speaker 2: I didn't well.
Speaker 1: Channel nine has just posted from their Instagram account say
Speaker 1: that they've just announced after the tipping point. What you know,
Speaker 1: how you've got after the dinner party, the maths sit
Speaker 1: down to the tipping point.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 3: How excited at the comments on Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. People actually believe this.
Speaker 3: How many meetings do you think they started to come
Speaker 3: up with that.
Speaker 1: Here's another one from the Lord Mayor of Melbourne, Nick Reese.
Speaker 1: He says, as Lord Mayor of Melbourne, I hereby give
Speaker 1: notice that the City of Melbourne is commencing the process
Speaker 1: of renaming Sydney Road to Melbourne road.
Speaker 3: I mean that shouldn't be a prank. Let's do that.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, we're talking about it the other day. But still
Speaker 2: to my favorite is when Emirates came out so they
Speaker 2: were putting a pool, a swimming pool on the eight
Speaker 2: three eighty.
Speaker 3: I was excited.
Speaker 2: Gotta hook line and sinker. Hey, Bruno Mars, I just might.
Speaker 2: We're looking for Melbourn's best top cross barn next, and
Speaker 2: then five k to give away at eight thanks to Carlisle,
Speaker 2: we must.
Speaker 5: Try men's best.
Speaker 2: Hot cross fun it is. We'll tried Melbourne's best potato cake,
Speaker 2: Melbourne's best hot chips, but me you name it. A
Speaker 2: lot of distilleries around mission.
Speaker 1: Oh, we should elevate it.
Speaker 4: I think drinking in the morning's frowned upon. But today
Speaker 4: we are doing Melbourne's Best hot cross bun. Now we're
Speaker 4: going to need to get into this quickly because as
Speaker 4: we know, they need to be eaten at perfect temperature.
Speaker 2: Night.
Speaker 1: We'll just quickly. Channel nine News did this the other
Speaker 1: night and their search didn't go far and really.
Speaker 3: No, so we asked people for nominations.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 4: Now we've been told the elder ones are very good,
Speaker 4: being told the Woolies ones baker's to light the coles.
Speaker 3: Ay're all great, we're parking those.
Speaker 2: We're parking your supermarket.
Speaker 3: Hot cross bun doing bakery hot Cross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Melbourne Bakeries, we're supporting grease. Now we are going
Speaker 2: to be washing it down with the grilled I drilled,
Speaker 2: Are you hot cross?
Speaker 3: It's actually cornered on his head.
Speaker 1: He drew. Oh, there's a bit of drill on the paper.
Speaker 2: When I read this, the grilled hot cross buns shake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen this on the social a.
Speaker 1: Quicker Okay, creamy, velvety vanilla swelled with warm notes of cinnamon,
Speaker 1: mixed mice and that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was going to wait until I had it again.
Speaker 4: It taste, it's like a it's it's cinnamony. That's incredible,
Speaker 4: nutmeg or nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, now we've got three of the best
Speaker 3: of Melbourne's nominated hot cross buns.
Speaker 2: All right, let's quickly run through the three that have
Speaker 2: been nominated.
Speaker 4: Bread Cut Club, Albert Park and North Melbourne. Now I've
Speaker 4: had their hot cross buns before.
Speaker 3: A nag.
Speaker 2: Okay. Their traditional buns are made using a three step,
Speaker 2: twenty four hour process.
Speaker 1: It's Cargo Bakery and Brighton's our next nominee. They're made
Speaker 1: over seventy two hours with natural ingredients, including everyone's favorite
Speaker 1: hour do oh, it's a.
Speaker 3: French bakery with a nausey twist, that bakery.
Speaker 1: And finally, Baker Blur South come on maked Blue Blood
Speaker 1: bl bl bl Blood Blue in hawks Burn. Since twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: they've been baking what they claim to be the best
Speaker 1: hot cross bunds.
Speaker 3: Okay, these all look and smell amazing.
Speaker 2: Okay, we go. They also have a sour cherry and
Speaker 2: dark chocolate ones there too.
Speaker 1: You're going to go top or bottom.
Speaker 3: I think I like the top. Now I've got to
Speaker 3: make sure there's enough butter on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now let's all try hot cross bun one. We
Speaker 2: don't know what the water that. We do not know
Speaker 2: what order they are in.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm going the top.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, I'll tell you what it's not.
Speaker 3: Multi fruit has got a bit of bapery cod in it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of fruit in it. It's probably a
Speaker 1: bit Sometimes you can get too much fruit and some
Speaker 1: of the fruit will be a bit bity feeling, like yeah,
Speaker 1: body fruit.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's a lot better than the SuperM On
Speaker 2: number two, we're moving on. Wash it down with your
Speaker 2: cinnamon shake from grim Have we ever asked.
Speaker 3: Our audience is this disgusting to listen to us eating?
Speaker 2: Possibly?
Speaker 1: That shakes so sweet?
Speaker 2: I've got on the top.
Speaker 1: Okay, number two, number two, I'm going to bottom again.
Speaker 2: Quite What is the.
Speaker 3: Cross made up of on a hot cross?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh my god, it's gouite last. That's like biting
Speaker 2: into a pillow that's very sart, very soft. That is like, honestly,
Speaker 2: look at the softness that this is so good? Oh
Speaker 2: I know that one there? Okay, below is number one
Speaker 2: out of the water. You never know.
Speaker 1: Sip of shake, Oh yeah, shake shakes pretty bit more.
Speaker 3: I need the butter to be kind of chunk and cold.
Speaker 2: You couldn't be a master shift judge, could you?
Speaker 3: I could, because we just kept going back.
Speaker 2: This number three. Oh that's good as well. Oh a
Speaker 2: crusty top that when.
Speaker 3: It's a perfect combo of crusty and fluffy, it.
Speaker 2: Looks like mixed. I don't know, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: I like the raisen distribution of this one. All right,
Speaker 2: I've got to I've got a clear winner. I think
Speaker 2: I'm good I have an absolute clear winner.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I think that third one's got the
Speaker 3: most flavor.
Speaker 2: Okay, you ready, I'll hang on. Can I just try
Speaker 2: the first again?
Speaker 3: They're all so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I've got my order. I'm good. Now, how
Speaker 2: do we do this again?
Speaker 3: We just say what number? And then they tell us
Speaker 3: what numbers?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Just question? This is really what's winning the ratings?
Speaker 3: Apparently apparently apparently now this is unbiased? Are we ready
Speaker 3: completely unbiased?
Speaker 1: We do?
Speaker 2: We do not know the order of the hot cust bunt.
Speaker 2: Can I also say thank you to everyone one that's
Speaker 2: sending their suggestions. I don't think we've had dms go
Speaker 2: off like the Hot Chips was big.
Speaker 1: It's passionate.
Speaker 2: This one got personal. Okay.
Speaker 3: On the counter, three say which number?
Speaker 2: Okay? One? One, two, three, two? What do you say?
Speaker 3: I said three, and I said two weds?
Speaker 2: Okay? What was number two?
Speaker 3: And number two was cargoing Brion and number three was
Speaker 3: bread Club?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's is that the orders?
Speaker 3: I've written it down here.
Speaker 4: One Baker Blue, two S Cargo three bread Club? So
Speaker 4: a bread club? You two voted Cargo number.
Speaker 2: Two s Cargo Bakery in Brighton, has taken it out. Cargo.
Speaker 3: Now it's a French bakery.
Speaker 2: Now you know what it is because they were fermented
Speaker 2: for seventy two hours from Brighton.
Speaker 3: Trust you to vote for the Brighton Jason.
Speaker 1: In credible, I might take I'm actually thinking that club was.
Speaker 2: I just had another vite.
Speaker 3: Bread Club's got all the different things in it. That's whine.
Speaker 2: No Bread Club was. Bread Club was a close second
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 4: Bread Club has a mix which includes it says the
Speaker 4: base was host Citrus, ginger, spic miax including cardimen and nutmeg.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, don't forget a sippy your shake.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Escargoes Cargo Bakery in Brighton.
Speaker 3: Have a look at our bread Club.
Speaker 2: You know what. The other day, my twelve year old
Speaker 2: Felix was watching the videos on our social of us
Speaker 2: dancing around at Celendi on and he'll probably watch these
Speaker 2: videos today as well. And he looked at me and
Speaker 2: he goes, Dad, forget what people say, you really do
Speaker 2: work hard for a living. Was he mocking me?
Speaker 3: I think he was mocking all three of us.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you go to our socials right now. Jason
Speaker 2: and Lauren on Instagram will post the video so you
Speaker 2: can go and check out Melbourne's best hot cross bun
Speaker 2: and enjoy. Hey, guys, I know it's the first of
Speaker 2: April and we seen some half decent April Fool's Day prinks.
Speaker 2: The cops have gotten involved. No, it's a good vic
Speaker 2: Pole have launched a whole new division. It's the Victoria
Speaker 2: Police hot air balloon.
Speaker 4: You like now?
Speaker 3: You know I love the Victoria Police. But honestly, that
Speaker 3: looks like I've drawn that in pain.
Speaker 2: I wait for the zoom in in the basket. He's
Speaker 2: up there with the radar gun.
Speaker 1: Please to cheesy A bad idea, actually a bit of
Speaker 1: an iron sky. We've got enough cameras, all right, Oh,
Speaker 1: just for road safety.
Speaker 3: Sake, just put down the April Fools jokes Instagram. Just
Speaker 3: let's let's just not do it anymore. I reckon, Am
Speaker 3: I the grint?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: You know what, it's just tacky. You might be like
Speaker 2: the celebrity that's featuring the next article. I want to
Speaker 2: bring up because he actually posted saying am I old
Speaker 2: and grumpy? Oh?
Speaker 3: I think I am old and grumpy?
Speaker 2: So I want to talk unspoken.
Speaker 3: Quickly before we move on just very quickly.
Speaker 2: You forgot my kite? You're not old?
Speaker 3: Was the kit caunt thing in April? Full joke? No,
Speaker 3: that's real is the trucks turn up somewhere and they're
Speaker 3: going to go in April fools?
Speaker 2: Now what happened the truck? It's just publicity. It's got
Speaker 2: everyone talking about kit kits anyway.
Speaker 3: I reckon they've played the long game on an April Fools.
Speaker 2: Stoke unspoken social rules. I would like to talk about
Speaker 2: good mat of the show.
Speaker 3: Limo comedian was all first, he's got a comedy festival show?
Speaker 2: Does he does? He was all over the socials the
Speaker 2: other day, Like I said, he posted on my old
Speaker 2: and grumpy or is this annoying for everyone?
Speaker 3: But we know Limo's old and grumpy.
Speaker 2: He's old and grumpy now I agree with him on this.
Speaker 2: He was at a coffee shop the other day. There's
Speaker 2: about eight people waiting at the window for their coffees
Speaker 2: to be made. Young guy in his twenties was next
Speaker 2: to him on the phone or mate talking about their weekend.
Speaker 2: The reason he knew they were talking about their weekend
Speaker 2: is because the kid had the conversation on the speakerphone.
Speaker 4: Well, that's real boomer behavior. It's only old people that
Speaker 4: do that. That's kids aren't doing that, are they?
Speaker 2: That's not on I mean.
Speaker 4: FaceTime time or speaker the FaceTime sometimes you have to
Speaker 4: answer the face times.
Speaker 3: You just got to be like and then you go,
Speaker 3: I'm just in a cafe. I'll call you back.
Speaker 2: I won't answer, I'll just call them after it's rung out.
Speaker 3: Gen Z.
Speaker 4: Are the kids actually speaking on speaker phone getting around
Speaker 4: town or is it more of a boomo thing.
Speaker 13: That's definitely a boomer thing. But I do have one
Speaker 13: thing to say. Okay, Jase always plays videos on full volume.
Speaker 13: It gives me the oh yeah, do you do?
Speaker 4: You go, Max, what do you mean there's no phone
Speaker 4: sitting automatically loud? Then you turn it down straight away.
Speaker 4: When you start playing a video, you do watch them
Speaker 4: real loud and.
Speaker 1: Then have a look at this this and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've heard it three times.
Speaker 2: I won't share the funny videos.
Speaker 4: Then Paul watches videos on repeat as well, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: if I hear this song and what aren't or when
Speaker 4: he tries to edit the real Paul loves and he
Speaker 4: puts the song on while he's editing, and I just
Speaker 4: sear the same song over and over and over and
Speaker 4: over and over again.
Speaker 3: I'm going to scream in a minute, mute it.
Speaker 2: You don't like the funny videos.
Speaker 1: I love the funny videos. There a loll.
Speaker 3: People who say loll in a sentence gives me the
Speaker 3: really like saying that's a loll.
Speaker 1: But what about in a text?
Speaker 3: No problem, it's made for text.
Speaker 2: Unspoken social rule. If you're around at someone's birthday, the
Speaker 2: people hosting that birthday are the ones that get to
Speaker 2: say hip hop, yes, rogue hiphips nothing. Nothing annoys me.
Speaker 2: If it's my kid's birthday party. If someone leans in
Speaker 2: and goes another dad, oh mate, I look like, are
Speaker 2: you picking up the toor or you say hipp you
Speaker 2: pay the bill?
Speaker 1: I would say it's reserved for the patriarch of the family,
Speaker 1: like the elder, the elder statesman, like, for instance, my
Speaker 1: dad is the king of the hip hop wherever we are, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so where everyone knows that he drives it.
Speaker 2: Nothing worse when two people and then it's chicken, who's
Speaker 2: going the second hippie? Because I'm not stopping.
Speaker 3: If it's at your lay down your guns.
Speaker 4: If it's at your house, you get the hip hit.
Speaker 4: You can't be picked by another dub at your own
Speaker 4: kids party. That's starting a war.
Speaker 2: My mother in law did it at one of the kids,
Speaker 2: Like we're having the cake at home and everyone was around.
Speaker 3: But Wendy does funny things sometimes. Don't judge Wendy, I know,
Speaker 3: but she flew inhusiastic get out. She's gram Graham can
Speaker 3: do whatever she wants.
Speaker 2: It is just can't lay down your weapons. I love that.
Speaker 2: It's just gone six past day. Hey, five k questions
Speaker 2: on the way and we're going to check you around
Speaker 2: the work. The latest in news, what's making headlines?
Speaker 1: The fuel excise a bit of a delay until we're
Speaker 1: actually going to see it in our wallets. Plus the
Speaker 1: Blues have got some advice to Michael Voss on how
Speaker 1: to solve their woes.
Speaker 2: We'll get to a next on number one hundred. Good morning, Well,
Speaker 2: good morning Melbourne. Well welcome to your Wednesday. Here we go,
Speaker 2: thanks to Carlos twice the morning we give a chance
Speaker 2: to win five k.
Speaker 4: This would be such a nice way to go into
Speaker 4: the Easter long weekend. The Dean from Thomas down, Congratulations
Speaker 4: you've managed the first hurdle and got through.
Speaker 11: I know crazy twenty four times.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 3: I love Thomas Town, I love Thomas doown Jays. It's
Speaker 3: like it's own little world, so a bit of a bubble.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit like being on the movie World Streets.
Speaker 3: Pleasant Ville or whatever.
Speaker 4: All Right, Nadine, Well let's see if we can win
Speaker 4: you five thousand dollars this morning.
Speaker 3: I believe you want to roll the dice.
Speaker 1: And go for you.
Speaker 2: We go five thousand dollars. Now. Rules are simple. You'll
Speaker 2: hear a question. You'll hear a three two one. You
Speaker 2: must answer in that three seconds.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, we have a situation this morning. Let's
Speaker 4: not do that again. As soon as you leave the question,
Speaker 4: have your guess.
Speaker 3: Good luck, Thank you, come on the day.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Executive producer Brady knew this
Speaker 2: straight away. Really okay, here we go for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: The television character Bob the Builder has a wife.
Speaker 1: What is her name?
Speaker 3: Three two one Caroline?
Speaker 2: It is Wendy.
Speaker 1: It is in the song Somewhere.
Speaker 2: Sorry mate, thanks you giving me a crack. Congrats on
Speaker 2: the wedding as well.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Where do you go in Thomastown.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Thomastown.
Speaker 1: Favorite cafe there as well? Is that what the Thomastown Hotel?
Speaker 3: I've never once in my life? Or do you talk
Speaker 3: about town?
Speaker 2: That's when we o?
Speaker 1: No, hang on, I think you're talking about will Williamstown.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we went diving in Thomastown.
Speaker 2: No, No, I've never been to Thomastown.
Speaker 1: Went with the police Williamstown, remember police diving? And then
Speaker 1: I went to the wrong town, Wrong town, Thomas TOWNIL.
Speaker 3: Thomas sounds beautiful. I've never ever heard you mention it.
Speaker 4: And then when you said I love Thomas Jason, now
Speaker 4: it's really leaving his subburb.
Speaker 2: Don't get me started, all right? Coming up next, guys,
Speaker 2: that was the.
Speaker 4: Most Chase Hawkins of all time? Did you say I
Speaker 4: love Thomas Town? And Clinton and I looking at each
Speaker 4: other like I don't believe he's ever been to Thomas I.
Speaker 2: Know you're right, I haven't, but Williams Town cracking.
Speaker 3: You should go on the weekend, long weekend, go for
Speaker 3: a drive.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 1: You've probably flown over Thomas Town.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, do you know where Thomas Town is?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 2: Not in Williamstown. We are doing words you can't say. Remember,
Speaker 2: we're laughing with you, not at you.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Over the fond they would have been chatting about Fondu,
Speaker 2: so they would have been chatting about fuel crisis. You
Speaker 2: could have done a whole decastation decas station and you
Speaker 2: wouldn't run out of me.
Speaker 3: A decastation.
Speaker 1: What's the big station?
Speaker 2: Everything you can eat carstrated? Dare I say this is
Speaker 2: the O G securtary board. Chuck chuck change, you call
Speaker 2: it chuckery? What did you call it? That was supposed
Speaker 2: to be callers from the last time we.
Speaker 1: Did that again, Let's dress we're not laughing at you,
Speaker 1: We're laughing with him.
Speaker 4: Decast station is one of my favorite SECURTERI board. I'll
Speaker 4: get you, I mean going diving in Thomastown.
Speaker 3: I'll get you. There's no need to set it right,
Speaker 3: completely landlocked. You've had some doozies today.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten words you can't can't say,
Speaker 2: give us a call, and we've got kinder easter hampers
Speaker 2: to go and return. We'll hit the vanes next and
Speaker 2: over easily. Quiet, I'm hunting weapons. It's words you can't
Speaker 2: say we're laughing with you, not at you.
Speaker 3: All right, Jason is the king of this segment.
Speaker 2: Brad, good morning, Good morning guys. How are we good?
Speaker 2: Use your word and the sentence for us, Brad. We'll
Speaker 2: try and work out.
Speaker 8: So Nemo lives in an enemy Well.
Speaker 3: I didn't even understand the first word of that broad
Speaker 3: What did.
Speaker 2: You say, Nemo finding lives in an enemy? Enemy aquarium?
Speaker 7: An enemy?
Speaker 3: That that orange treating in the in the coral, it's
Speaker 3: a seat, an enemy, an enemy I've never even heard
Speaker 3: of an enemy?
Speaker 2: And then habitat is it not? Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've actually never seen finding them?
Speaker 2: What just keep swimming? I've never keep.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: But Door is the one who has no memory.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, and it's how I'm voicing it, or is.
Speaker 3: It I've never seen.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's canceled, uncanceled, she redeemed herself.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just thought anymore.
Speaker 1: She's in the UK as well, she's young, She.
Speaker 3: Anywhere anywhere can hook you out.
Speaker 2: With a family past doing Melbourne Aquarium, MAKEU so.
Speaker 3: We can go and see did you mean to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? In counter Melbourne's new saltwater croc at Sea Life
Speaker 2: Melbourne Aquarium. You can book now and kids go half priced.
Speaker 2: Have they got a new croc brand new sult?
Speaker 3: How big is it.
Speaker 7: Is a she?
Speaker 3: Do you know it's a she just because it's big?
Speaker 2: Saying don't do that?
Speaker 3: Don't you have any that is a point to any
Speaker 3: information other than.
Speaker 1: To be big that you were worried about Ellen getting canceled?
Speaker 3: Anyway, A big scary she Crocodile Life Aquarium.
Speaker 2: No, they just put it in meat.
Speaker 3: It's a baby. Where did it come from the ocean?
Speaker 3: It's a boy called long.
Speaker 1: Anyone, thank goodness for that.
Speaker 3: It's a big scary boy. See the big boy, See
Speaker 3: the big boy.
Speaker 1: Let's say good morning to Ariel. Good morning, Hi, Hi Ariel.
Speaker 1: Is there a word you can't say?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 8: I went into park in New York and still a
Speaker 8: lot of skills.
Speaker 3: You went to Central Park in New York and you
Speaker 3: saw a lot of hell squirrels.
Speaker 4: Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels are your adorable area?
Speaker 3: Are you going to Central Pass?
Speaker 2: We're going to hook you out with a family past
Speaker 2: the Lunar Park for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Oh, how good area?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten words you can't say cut her off.
Speaker 3: Quite quick with it. Put on your chase loves talking
Speaker 3: to kids on the show.
Speaker 1: What do you want to hate kids?
Speaker 3: She's gone, she's hung up. She doesn't want to talk
Speaker 3: to you either.
Speaker 4: Hey, Taylor and Clyde, good morning, good morning. Do you
Speaker 4: have a word you can't take? Can you put it
Speaker 4: in a sentence for us?
Speaker 10: Yes, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: We talk about renumination. No, this is a tricky one. Renumeration.
Speaker 2: Renumeration.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I also work in recruitment.
Speaker 2: That's a drama.
Speaker 4: Go again renumination now, oh now, I can't say remuneration.
Speaker 1: You you got to get the new, try again.
Speaker 10: Written new, renewment, renewment, renation.
Speaker 2: Have you got kids at home for the holidays?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I do have an Oh, well you can be the
Speaker 2: cool auntie. I'll hook you up with the family past
Speaker 2: a bounce, love it, thank you, no worries. The ultimate
Speaker 2: action arena to test your physical limits and unlock your
Speaker 2: best performance.
Speaker 4: The school holidays holidays another word you can't say, these
Speaker 4: school holidays.
Speaker 1: As today, it's.
Speaker 2: Been a joy anywhere in the spot she's in lays
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning. You're having his socket today?
Speaker 2: How old are you done? Okay, and use your word
Speaker 2: in the sentence.
Speaker 10: My favorite take away to write chuckie.
Speaker 3: Chickens, or at least say it again. It's what.
Speaker 12: My favorite takeaway is, can fry chucky chicken, can fried
Speaker 12: chunky chicken.
Speaker 3: She's got it all mangled up. That's so sweet, she's
Speaker 3: got all tangled up.
Speaker 1: I think at least maybe to say, KFC, yes, would
Speaker 1: you like something.
Speaker 3: For the school holidays?
Speaker 4: Elise?
Speaker 3: What have you got for release? For Aloise? Have a
Speaker 3: good day? Hold on, Elise, hang on. Jase is going
Speaker 3: to give you a price.
Speaker 2: Do you know? Don't go anywhere I left chatting with you.
Speaker 1: At least do you want to ask Uncle Jace what
Speaker 1: he's got in his prize cupboard? Do you want to
Speaker 1: say that, Uncle Jace? What have you got in your
Speaker 1: prize cupboard?
Speaker 10: Uncle Jason?
Speaker 8: Have you got in your price?
Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked, because Lauren and Quinn have absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: But I am going to give you a family pastor
Speaker 2: lunar park. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Well, just remember he thought your name was Aloise, and you.
Speaker 2: Tell Aloise I'm going to give her a kinder Easter hamper?
Speaker 1: Are you getting two prizes?
Speaker 2: You have a kinder Easter hamper as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you have a great asa.
Speaker 2: What a kiddy.
Speaker 9: In twenty twenty six AFL gather Out. It's a festival
Speaker 9: of footing in South Australia from April nine to twelve.
Speaker 9: Load up the crew and hit the road with Toyota
Speaker 9: playing your journey Gatheround It AFL Jason Lawrence road trip.
Speaker 3: I won't you take me to gather Round?
Speaker 2: One of my favorite trips last year we did on
Speaker 2: the show was to South Australia to gather Ound.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. It's such a fun week. I mean
Speaker 3: Adelaide pops off that week.
Speaker 2: What was the talk during the week They were trying
Speaker 2: to secure it for a number of years ahead.
Speaker 1: They're in the AFL and Andrew Dillar and in discussions
Speaker 1: to extend it beyond next year, which is when they're contracted.
Speaker 2: I think the benchmarks has to, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Adelaide's such a good spot to do it as well,
Speaker 4: because you can, like we can drives a road trip.
Speaker 2: There's a giant they use one of the fields out there,
Speaker 2: a winery hover.
Speaker 3: They construct it they actually specifically for that.
Speaker 2: Which is awesome. Even when you get off the plane,
Speaker 2: like if you ended up flying, you're not driving when
Speaker 2: you get off the plane. Remember they had the brass band.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mar they do it very very well South Australia.
Speaker 3: And you could be going. We have trips to go together.
Speaker 3: Our not just trips.
Speaker 4: Now you're doing road trip over. So we're going to
Speaker 4: give you the Toyota Tundra to drive over. We can
Speaker 4: give you fifteen hundred bucks spending cash. Oh, we're going
Speaker 4: to give you accommodation tickets to a couple of footy
Speaker 4: games over there, some accommodation in adelaide a winery, accommodation
Speaker 4: along the way, Like, what a trip, and.
Speaker 3: Then we'll fly you home.
Speaker 1: Perfect, perfect, leave the car there and it is.
Speaker 2: Going too.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 2: Georgia, you got a screamer. Hey, Georgia, who you got
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 3: I've got my friend a week Georgia, the trip is yours,
Speaker 3: my friend work.
Speaker 12: What did you say?
Speaker 10: We took work of.
Speaker 1: Georgia.
Speaker 2: I go for three.
Speaker 3: You're just excited about a fun weekend away exactly.
Speaker 4: Everything.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, have a wonderful time. How many friends
Speaker 3: can she take?
Speaker 2: Jase, So to you and three friends?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, thank you so.
Speaker 3: Much, we're taking work off.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you are going to have a ripping time.
Speaker 2: Make sure you give us call after let us know stories.
Speaker 10: I will thank you so so much.
Speaker 3: All right, you drive carefully, have a great.
Speaker 2: Time and then we will fly you home to you
Speaker 2: are leaving the airport's quite grim after the weekend.
Speaker 1: After a night out.
Speaker 2: Remember we left, I remember I think.
Speaker 4: When I left, Quint stand Away and Karl Stefanovic were
Speaker 4: lying on the floor because they've been kicked out of
Speaker 4: the quantas.
Speaker 1: We were getting on the plane, and you too look
Speaker 1: doubt because we were behaving badly. But we were plus ones,
Speaker 1: Lawrence plus one and Carl was Sarah's plus one and
Speaker 1: to leave we flew back.
Speaker 3: To Melbourne and you two are going to Sydney and
Speaker 3: the flight was to Laate or something.
Speaker 2: Just sitting on the floor, twisted like there's a meeting
Speaker 2: of the Today Show host.
Speaker 3: Clinton Carl who had not much sleep times too.
Speaker 1: A bit of breaking footing news as well, which has
Speaker 1: just come through on the Today Show. Ryan Pappenhaus and
Speaker 1: remember him from the store, Pappy.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of him, Ryan Pappenhaus.
Speaker 1: And he retired from NRL. He's just signed with the
Speaker 1: Tasmania Devils.
Speaker 3: Why did the AFL keep doing that?
Speaker 4: They did that with the Gold Coast when they started,
Speaker 4: they signed some NRL players across, didn't they?
Speaker 2: I think? So when's the Devil start again next year?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: Well, the devil's in the detail because it was an
Speaker 1: April Fool joke that it wasn't mine, it was shit.
Speaker 3: That's two strikes for Channel nine with the crappy April falls.
Speaker 1: Jokes flash up as breaking news and I'm like Ohn
Speaker 1: and Sinka.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never heard of that person.
Speaker 2: Come on, is he real or is that part of
Speaker 2: the April Fool? Alex Warren Fever dream, Good morning, this
Speaker 2: is number one hundred. You're on the air with Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren Clint here as well and guys, very important day
Speaker 2: coming up on Friday on the Melbourne calendar.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, the Australian calendar really is. It's massive.
Speaker 4: It is Good Friday and the Good Friday Appeal for
Speaker 4: the Royal Children's Hospital here in Victoria.
Speaker 1: Which is an institutionally it's just a beautiful tradition.
Speaker 3: Well, if you've ever had to step foot into the
Speaker 3: Royal Children's Hospital you will know what an extraordinary place
Speaker 3: it can be, what a terrifying place it can be,
Speaker 3: and what an inspiring place can.
Speaker 1: Plays a comfort in many respects as well.
Speaker 3: It's all of those things all in one, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Clinton? Now, I know things are tight at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's not cheap to live in Victoria,
Speaker 2: but any little bit help, So please give where you can.
Speaker 2: And our next guest, Loss is going to help with. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The next person I'd like to introduce you to his
Speaker 4: a friend of mine. Kids and I've both known her
Speaker 4: for a long time. She's a wonderful mom, a wonderful
Speaker 4: business woman, and she has been through it with her
Speaker 4: beautiful son, Raffi.
Speaker 3: Nicole Rocky, good morning, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much for having me on.
Speaker 3: It's great to see you, guys. It's so nice to see.
Speaker 3: First of all, tell us about Raffi. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: a bit of a bit of a tricky start.
Speaker 14: I guess Raffi was two and a half when he
Speaker 14: was diagnosed with leukemia, which is a really confronting time.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 14: We sort of had a few tests because he was
Speaker 14: feeling a little bit and well over a few weeks
Speaker 14: and yeah, it was like a blood test we went
Speaker 14: in for at the Royal Children's Hospital and we'll call
Speaker 14: back that afternoon. And given that diagnosis, how.
Speaker 4: As a parent do you even comprehend that kind of
Speaker 4: information when you're being told you two year old has lukemia.
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 14: Honestly, I didn't think I'd be having that conversation ever
Speaker 14: about any of our children of Raffi or Flossi. So
Speaker 14: it was very confronting news to receive from the doctor.
Speaker 14: I honestly didn't believe what he was he was telling
Speaker 14: me at that moment. But then I guess the pieces
Speaker 14: started to fall together, like they obviously explain the symptoms.
Speaker 13: And.
Speaker 14: I guess, yeah, I think the hardest part was just
Speaker 14: the plan moving forward. I think adrenaline kicks in and
Speaker 14: all you want is to get is to make sure
Speaker 14: that your your son's healthy, and well.
Speaker 2: There's such little people.
Speaker 1: How did you feel that in that moment? Obviously you
Speaker 1: say instinct kicked in, the adrenaline kicks in, but you
Speaker 1: know this is a truly emotional time for you and
Speaker 1: for your husband as well.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I think it was really hard because
Speaker 14: it was during COVID as well. Like Matt and I
Speaker 14: couldn't actually be together at the hospital, so I think
Speaker 14: as I was getting the diagnosis in the hospital, Matt
Speaker 14: was actually talking to our doctor at home. So then
Speaker 14: we sort of just called each other and it was
Speaker 14: just like the world had ended. And I don't really
Speaker 14: have a great understanding of medical things.
Speaker 3: Nor should you have to. You'd have to understand this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so it was really hard to grasp.
Speaker 14: But the best thing is that, like the doctors and
Speaker 14: the nurses are on it straight away and they do
Speaker 14: everything they can in their power to comfort you and
Speaker 14: the kids and make sure that you know the journey
Speaker 14: forward as best as.
Speaker 1: It can be. One thing we can do right here,
Speaker 1: right now is heat praise on the enormous and wonderful
Speaker 1: work at the Royal Children's Hospital. Does it still take
Speaker 1: your breath away sort of just marveling at what they
Speaker 1: do and how much did they help in that moment?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Absolutely, you know, like just being in there, like you know,
Speaker 14: obviously there were some children that were there while Raffi
Speaker 14: was there, and to see that they've also overcome their
Speaker 14: illnesses and to see them now as five six year
Speaker 14: old kids is just amazing. I remember asking the nurses
Speaker 14: at the time, like, this is amazing that you can
Speaker 14: be here every day and do what you do, because
Speaker 14: for me, I think I'd be an emotional wreck and
Speaker 14: I wouldn't be able to cope. But she said that,
Speaker 14: you know, thankfully, with all of the money that goes
Speaker 14: into the research and the life saving equipment, there are
Speaker 14: a lot of miracles that happen and come out of oncology.
Speaker 3: So we are very very lucky.
Speaker 4: But then as a mum, you've got a two year
Speaker 4: old who doesn't understand what's going on and can't understand
Speaker 4: why yesterday he was on the playground and today he's
Speaker 4: sitting in the hospital.
Speaker 2: How was Rafi understanding that he's got to go in
Speaker 2: there and stay in there? And because I was mentioned
Speaker 2: that's not easy to explain to a.
Speaker 14: Kid, No, absolutely not, And I think even now, like
Speaker 14: it's like I asked Rafi's oncologists, it's kind of like, oh, like,
Speaker 14: how do I explain things to him?
Speaker 3: And it's sort of you have to meet them where
Speaker 3: they're at at their age.
Speaker 14: So being two year old, like just two years old,
Speaker 14: he sort of didn't really understand. So we just tried
Speaker 14: to make it as fun as possible for him, so unfortunately,
Speaker 14: it was a lot of iPad time, lots of PRESI he's.
Speaker 3: Just lots of support.
Speaker 14: You do what you've got to do to get by, Yes,
Speaker 14: exactly right, Yes, So a lot of support friends and
Speaker 14: family and then and I think for him now, the
Speaker 14: best part of what I do is that he gets
Speaker 14: to see this and experience it. And for him it's
Speaker 14: I've just seen him grown in the confidence that he's
Speaker 14: achieved the last few years. It's just been amazing to watch.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, fast forward to today, how
Speaker 1: is the little man doing? How are you and Matt doing?
Speaker 1: How's Fossy doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, and here's the thing you've got. You've got
Speaker 1: other children here to look after, to take care of.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's an entire undertaking for a family.
Speaker 14: Absolutely, And look, honestly, we're very lucky. We're fortunate we
Speaker 14: don't live too far away from the children's hospital.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of support.
Speaker 4: Every parent I've ever met who has spent time in
Speaker 4: the Royal Children's Hospital looks at another parent and thinks,
Speaker 4: oh gosh, they've got it worse. It's just it's this
Speaker 4: incredible sense of perspective that something like this gives you,
Speaker 4: which is just horrible. You have to do that, right,
Speaker 4: But I guess they're the ways we survive and we
Speaker 4: cope and we try and look at the positives in things.
Speaker 3: And on a positive note, Rafi's doing well now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Rafi is awesome.
Speaker 14: As I said, like he's into soccer, basketball, footy, he
Speaker 14: just loves it.
Speaker 4: You're fundraising now for the Royal Children's Hospital. Tell us
Speaker 4: about what you're doing.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so we obviously started personally fundraising for the Rauch's
Speaker 14: Hospital for the Good Friday phel and over the years
Speaker 14: we've expanded and this year is our biggest yet. We're
Speaker 14: now our fundraising for every state and every children's hospital
Speaker 14: in Australia including New Zealand, so we've we've gone international
Speaker 14: as well.
Speaker 3: So it's a lot happening this year.
Speaker 14: But it's all very exciting and everyone is committed, from
Speaker 14: our team at Bami Mini to the store staff at
Speaker 14: Chemist Warehouse to the corporate head office staff CW, like
Speaker 14: everyone is just getting behind it and the support has
Speaker 14: been amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, so your brand is Bambi Mini, right,
Speaker 4: and you're selling socks correct.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't love a bright fun Oh there they are love.
Speaker 14: Oh god, we've got our Smiley squad and Daisy chain
Speaker 14: so adults and kids.
Speaker 3: Or we've got well, it depends the size of your whole.
Speaker 3: Basically you can fit into these.
Speaker 14: You could probably fit in the nine twelve squeezing there
Speaker 14: and Flint will so a few together for you so
Speaker 14: you can buy them at chemist were correct, So they're four.
Speaker 3: All proceeds go direct to the charities.
Speaker 1: There's a little note from Raffi with a oh that's
Speaker 1: so sweet.
Speaker 2: The thing I just wanted to bring up. And I'm
Speaker 2: a dad of three young kids, and I know there's
Speaker 2: a lot of parents listening to your story and you
Speaker 2: sit there and you go, oh God, you sort of
Speaker 2: find it hard to relate without going through it yourself.
Speaker 2: But I think the thing you run has to remember
Speaker 2: is you don't know when this could happen to your
Speaker 2: own you know, like, God forbid, I could be in
Speaker 2: the hospital with one of the boys tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Life can change. Yes, absolutely yeah, And I think.
Speaker 2: That's the thing to remember.
Speaker 1: So your Good Friday appeal is on. Please support the
Speaker 1: appeal itself, and you can do so via these super socks.
Speaker 3: Well done, Nick, You're great mom and the thank you yeah.
Speaker 2: Available in chemist warehouse. Go and grab him. Tell raft
Speaker 2: we said hello, thank you, jumping on, thank you. Let's go.
Speaker 2: We're wrapped up outcast. Stay good morning, Melbourne. Our number
Speaker 2: is thirteen twenty four to ten. If you want to
Speaker 2: score some passes to keep the kids busy these school holidays,
Speaker 2: we've got a stat to go.
Speaker 1: Where can we send them?
Speaker 2: We can send them anywhere. This is number one hundred.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here too.
Speaker 2: We've got everything. A que passes, Luna Park family.
Speaker 3: Passes, Yes, bounce clean correct, Yeah, go boat, Yeah, let's
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: Not the moondow.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: School holiday run out sale.
Speaker 4: Well, school holidays are expensive, so let's shout some people
Speaker 4: from school holiday far, shall we.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Clint, I've been once. Yeah, it's very hardcore.
Speaker 2: You know who I feel for the staff work there
Speaker 2: on an early Saturday Sunday morning, they've had a big night.
Speaker 3: Well, I just don't. I just don't think you would.
Speaker 3: I just taught yourself.
Speaker 2: I've been there before and watched a guy sweating out
Speaker 2: on the trampoline they actually jump. Yeah, they have to
Speaker 2: bounce around and make sure all the kids are behaving.
Speaker 3: Injuries about no trampoline not what they used to be,
Speaker 3: they're not.
Speaker 1: I did go to a Ninja Warrior course once and
Speaker 1: for you, well, a bit of both, and there were
Speaker 1: injuries there.
Speaker 2: You injured yourself in the idea the Ninja worry course,
Speaker 2: you injured yourself one was that? The adult one?
Speaker 9: It was?
Speaker 1: It was again a bit of a mixer b Aults
Speaker 1: doing children's ninja. It was weekend today and I fell
Speaker 1: off one of those things. You got to jump into
Speaker 1: the little pods. You jump from one to the next, next,
Speaker 1: and then the big swinging log comes through and.
Speaker 2: Cleans you up. I got cleaned up like wipe out.
Speaker 2: Remember the big balls they jump on the bouts straight
Speaker 2: off you know. They filmed that.
Speaker 3: It was wipe out.
Speaker 2: I think James Bradshaw was the commentator for James. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like the big inflatable balls and they jumped
Speaker 2: down and off.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and that thing it's swing around to jump
Speaker 3: over it or climb under it.
Speaker 2: But they had that course. I think it was South Africa.
Speaker 2: They built it and everyone would fly and film their
Speaker 2: local Yeah, because if they didn't hear in Australia, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't be lad because the insurance people actually so they
Speaker 2: would just film it in another country. Good insurance around.
Speaker 3: Didn't Yeah, yeah, yeah love it.
Speaker 2: Catherine and Epping, good morning, Hi, how are you? We're good?
Speaker 3: Ho rugrats? You got to entertain I've got four looking.
Speaker 2: Forward to it.
Speaker 10: I actually do love the school holidays.
Speaker 2: Where would you do?
Speaker 1: You heard what we had on offer? Where would you
Speaker 1: like to send the kids? Luna Park aquarium? Bounce otherwise go?
Speaker 10: I reckon, My kids would freak out with Luna Park.
Speaker 10: We do take them to kill the client off.
Speaker 3: They always like, there you go your family past to
Speaker 3: Luna Park.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: The weather's good too, great time to go to learn
Speaker 4: it is actually Olivia, good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning.
Speaker 3: How many kids do you have?
Speaker 2: I've got three girls?
Speaker 3: Wow? Are the galleys? Are your bouts? Family? I've got
Speaker 3: aquarium passes or the aquarium?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 10: Anie, we are doing the city stay this weekend, so
Speaker 10: maybe the aquarium.
Speaker 3: Is right fine, done.
Speaker 2: We're going to hook you up for the family past
Speaker 2: to go and check out Melbourne's new saltwater Crockets, Sea Life,
Speaker 2: Melbourne Aquary.
Speaker 1: Oh here what's his name again?
Speaker 2: You can book now and kids go half priced.
Speaker 3: We know it's a boy, a boy, Crocodile's a boy,
Speaker 3: big boy. Start to the seat, boy cocky Crocosaurus.
Speaker 2: Hey, Olivia, you enjoyed that? Okay? Good luck for the holidays.
Speaker 3: Thank you a great time, have a good city, stay ca.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 2: We will pray for you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being.
Speaker 2: Clint's fallen for another April Fool's Day gig?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 1: That's baslinka. He's shaved off the locks. Thinks much better,
Speaker 1: doesn't he? If?
Speaker 3: Do you think that's fake? Is that April for?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: What time is the cutoff?
Speaker 1: They said? One less headband at gm hbo A Stadium.
Speaker 2: The Victorian police came out and said they now have
Speaker 2: a hot air balloon squad where they're going to be.
Speaker 4: Seriously, are we the only people not doing April Fools
Speaker 4: gag on our Instagram?
Speaker 3: Radio's doing it and they're.
Speaker 2: All lay the April Fools Day grench.
Speaker 3: On the April full Stay Grench.
Speaker 13: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I hate it so much.
Speaker 2: What did you fall for? You saw?
Speaker 1: Ryan Pappenhausen from the storm signing for the Tasmani Devils
Speaker 1: in the AFL.
Speaker 2: It was in the Jetstone one. What do they do?
Speaker 2: They've installed like it's like an exercise bike in front
Speaker 2: of your seat. Everyone's got a pedal to keep the
Speaker 2: plane pedal.
Speaker 3: Power like stone to save on field.
Speaker 1: Don't they do that somewhere? And you're on a tramp
Speaker 1: and everyone's riding a bike and drinking a beer.
Speaker 2: Everyone's riding on the outside.
Speaker 3: Can you go on the tramp or.
Speaker 2: What is it a bus or something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think the power is the or something doesn't.
Speaker 2: That's why they're peddling.
Speaker 5: So we are out of here.
Speaker 2: Big show tomorrow to wrap up the week. We'll have
Speaker 2: a stat more tickets to give away to hook out
Speaker 2: for the school holidays.
Speaker 1: Nicklas Watson's here as well of a big weekend of footage.
Speaker 3: You can't wait for Easter Monday, Hawks and Cats. You
Speaker 3: bring your memorabiliya.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: I've got it sitting here already.
Speaker 2: Stuff signed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my nephew really he's playing for the Hawthorn Sits
Speaker 1: and they're brown and gold. So I brought in his
Speaker 1: little jersey ready to get signed.
Speaker 3: Proply first, tiny little Jersey, that.
Speaker 2: Final trip for four to gather around up for grabs.
Speaker 2: We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Bye bye, have a day, Jason, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.
Speaker 7: I