Speaker 1: It's Lucky Lucky Dip, Tim Lurky Dip, It's Melon Monty.
Speaker 1: Hi everyone, Hello, hearing Elvis start off our show. I
Speaker 1: know you are such a huge Elvis fan, but it
Speaker 1: just makes me think of the Lais of Marie book
Speaker 1: and I just still love it so much. Have you
Speaker 1: listened to it or read it yet?
Speaker 2: No? What?
Speaker 1: N why not?
Speaker 2: I just don't know what my care level is. But
Speaker 2: you love Elvis, I know, but I mean, how much
Speaker 2: of Elvis is in there? Imp? I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: I'm more interested in Priscilla, and I'm fascinated at how
Speaker 2: she has sort of stayed so loyal to his memory. Yes,
Speaker 2: seeing as he would have been a bit of an asshole.
Speaker 1: Oh he would have been. He would have been very
Speaker 1: full on. But it's seriously, I just love books like that. Sam,
Speaker 1: It's just an older one. But Sam's just been reading
Speaker 1: Flea's book from the Red Hood Chili Peppers and said
Speaker 1: it's phenomenal. So I'm going to get that next, because
Speaker 1: Scar Tissue Anthony Ketis's books is one of my all
Speaker 1: time favorite. Also Motley Cruz one. And then remember Tommy
Speaker 1: what's his name? Tommy wrote a book and I couldn't
Speaker 1: get through it because it was so fucking stupid. He wrote,
Speaker 1: and then he would write from his dick, so part
Speaker 1: of it would be Tommy and then the other bit
Speaker 1: would be Dick, and it was his dick talking.
Speaker 2: You know what would be a great one? Didn't Pamela
Speaker 2: Anderson come out with one, because that documentary was really good.
Speaker 2: She did as well.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen that documentary.
Speaker 2: It's really good. I think it was on Netflix. Just
Speaker 2: she just had a resurrection like she has. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: She's on every red carpet and her thing now is
Speaker 1: no makeup, no glam. She does it. She went to
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes and didn't have any makeup and didn't
Speaker 1: have any GLAMs. Score had no help. She just is
Speaker 1: going a la natural, which when you see her in
Speaker 1: a lineup is confronting. Yeah, it is, which is awful
Speaker 1: because it's like good on her, But I just you'd
Speaker 1: feel naked being somewhere like that and not having even
Speaker 1: a wick of masca on.
Speaker 2: Well, especially when you're someone who was known for the
Speaker 2: beauty opposite. Yes, because even when she had like the heavy,
Speaker 2: heavy makeup on and stuff, I thought.
Speaker 1: She was beautiful, beautiful, and she's beautiful, absolutely stunning. She's
Speaker 1: plucked the shit out of her eye. That's the only
Speaker 1: thing that gets me. I'm just like feeling your eyebrows
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: I look at her and think, now, I don't think
Speaker 2: she's I think she just looks normal. I don't think
Speaker 2: she looks beautiful. I don't think she's a great beauty.
Speaker 2: I think she just looks normal.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's a great beauty. But I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks normal, like she's a very she's an attractive woman,
Speaker 1: but she's.
Speaker 2: Got saw her at Woolworths. Yeah, you probably just looks
Speaker 2: like one of us.
Speaker 1: She totally is. She's apparently dating Liam Neeson, is she.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh that's a bit of a hot pairing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's quite a bit older than her, but remember
Speaker 1: his wife died.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Natasha Richardson, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Was she an actress?
Speaker 2: Yes? Her mum is Vanessa Redgrave, who is like a
Speaker 2: huge actress.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And her sister is Jolie Richardson, who was do you
Speaker 2: remember Niptuck? Yes, she played the wife the blonde hair,
Speaker 2: the wife of the surgeon who was more straight lace.
Speaker 2: You know there was Julian McMahon who was just sucking
Speaker 2: everyone and then his partner.
Speaker 1: No, it was a bit too graphic for me. Nip tuck.
Speaker 1: I just don't get why you know so much about
Speaker 1: Liam Neeson's ex wife, because it's just your mind boggles me.
Speaker 1: It's so it just retains so much information.
Speaker 2: Information that does not matter. No, it is it is
Speaker 2: it doesn't you?
Speaker 1: Like you could have got through the rest of your
Speaker 1: life with no one ever asking about that information. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that's stored in your head.
Speaker 1: The fact I brought up Liam Neese and his random
Speaker 1: the fact that you know so much about his partner
Speaker 1: and got to share it. I'm glad you did. Otherwise
Speaker 1: it just would have been sitting on the shelf in
Speaker 1: your head for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: That is true, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Because no one will ever bring that up again, Like
Speaker 1: there'll never be an opportunity for you to share that information.
Speaker 2: But if you ever want to know more about Liam Neesan,
Speaker 2: hit me up on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So what I wanted to say is the other
Speaker 1: day I got I saw it on Instagram, and I
Speaker 1: put it up on Instagram as well, because and I
Speaker 1: was so thrilled, so many people were as shocked as
Speaker 1: I was. But at the end of a lot of movies,
Speaker 1: you often hear.
Speaker 3: This sip good dob. I.
Speaker 1: For the life of me, never knew that it was
Speaker 1: sit Ubu sit. I thought he was a sit booboo
Speaker 1: sit good Dog.
Speaker 2: Wolf from memory. The word Ubu is on the screen,
Speaker 2: it's Ubu Productions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Ubu Productions, sit Ubu sit good Dog Wolf.
Speaker 2: You know what that reminds me of? I think it
Speaker 2: was growing Pains. What sub sit oh.
Speaker 1: Good dog Wolf? Speaking of that fuck, Kirk Cameron, What
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot he is?
Speaker 2: Is he? Is? He at it again?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him occasionally, very rarely.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Once I went on to his Instagram and got into
Speaker 1: a deep dive, and he's a hideous human.
Speaker 2: Speaking of idiots, of that ilk, Do you know who
Speaker 2: Jordan Peterson is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the Twelve.
Speaker 2: Rules for Life. Yes, I fucking hate that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I don't know enough about him to judge.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you something you're not going
Speaker 2: to like. Actually, you know what, I'm going to play
Speaker 2: it for you because I saved it on my phone.
Speaker 2: He is one of these people that is so incredibly
Speaker 2: judgmental about how other people live their lives. He was
Speaker 2: on that you Know, the Diary of a CEO podcast? No,
Speaker 2: who are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know much, like I know the opposite
Speaker 1: of what you know. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: How much is stored in your brain? Mine is like
Speaker 1: tumble weeds and there, No, it's not anyway, listen to this.
Speaker 3: Well, the couple's live together are more likely to get
Speaker 3: divorced rather than less. We know that the probability of
Speaker 3: cheating is proportionate to the number of partners before the
Speaker 3: marriage or the committed relationship. Well, well, partly that's just
Speaker 3: self evidence. Like the best predictor of future behavior is
Speaker 3: past behavior. Right, So if you had a lot of partners,
Speaker 3: you're the sort of person who's likely to have a
Speaker 3: lot of partners. And then there's also a conceptual problem.
Speaker 3: I'm going to see what it's like to be married
Speaker 3: with this person. It's like, no, you're not, because you
Speaker 3: don't know what it's like to be married until you're married.
Speaker 3: Whatever you're doing when you live together, that's not a
Speaker 3: model for what you're going to do. When you're married,
Speaker 3: because being married is different. It's permanent.
Speaker 2: It's not permanent because you can get a divorce. Yeah, then,
Speaker 2: who the fuck are you to say? Number one, he's saying,
Speaker 2: if you had a lot of sexual partners and then
Speaker 2: you get married, you're more likely to change ire a
Speaker 2: likelihood you're going to cheat because you've had all that. Dick,
Speaker 2: I'd argue the opposite.
Speaker 1: I did think he was gonna say that. I thought
Speaker 1: he was going to say, if you've had a lot
Speaker 1: of partners before you got married, you're probably more satisfied
Speaker 1: with one.
Speaker 2: Because you're saying the opposite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. But the also, Sam and I aren't married.
Speaker 1: We've been together over twenty years, two kids, mortgage, ware, eyeballs,
Speaker 1: we're committed.
Speaker 2: This is what I said to Mark last night. I said,
Speaker 2: Monty and Sam have been together for like twenty years,
Speaker 2: they have three kids, they have a mortgage, they've built
Speaker 2: a life together. Because they haven't, they haven't signed a
Speaker 2: legal document like we have. What the fuck does that
Speaker 2: legal document even mean?
Speaker 1: I know, and as a newly crowned celebrant, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be saying I'm a celebrant and I can marry you.
Speaker 1: If you want me to marry you hit me up.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to marry people and also do funerals.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do funerals as well. But it's funny
Speaker 1: that I do want to marry people when I'm not
Speaker 1: married myself. Do you know what I mean? But it's
Speaker 1: just it hasn't been a priority for us. There's I
Speaker 1: think marriage is a beautiful thing, but I also am
Speaker 1: like for Sam and I, like my son said the
Speaker 1: other day, will you ever get married? I might not now,
Speaker 1: Like we've been together for so long and we're very
Speaker 1: committed and so for me just now to sign a
Speaker 1: piece of paper means nothing. But I get why it
Speaker 1: does mean think something to somebody else, but it wouldn't
Speaker 1: change them in my life now if we were to
Speaker 1: do that, it will not be how we were for
Speaker 1: twenty years is going to change after we sign a
Speaker 1: piece of paper.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a matter of you saying, oh,
Speaker 2: too far gone, because I think you can fucking do
Speaker 2: whatever you want totally.
Speaker 1: But it's also like I just I can't be fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I think, more than anything other than if
Speaker 2: you are religious and it's like a declaration in front
Speaker 2: of God or you know. I guess there are legal reasons,
Speaker 2: because like, if you're with someone for a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time, isn't it Like I don't think it makes
Speaker 2: any difference, Okay, now so and not even that. I
Speaker 2: think for some people it's just the public acknowledgment of
Speaker 2: just saying on that day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I also I understand why some people would
Speaker 1: want it to go, Okay, you have chosen me. I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I've never felt that though, because I do,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure it doesn't. If you're not getting married,
Speaker 1: you don't feel like you're not chosen, because that's how
Speaker 1: I feel with Sam, like I'm his person. But I
Speaker 1: do get why people want to do it, but I
Speaker 1: also get why they don't.
Speaker 2: God, I'd love you to get married, though.
Speaker 1: Well, Stay has a celebrant, She's like, please can I
Speaker 1: marry you? I'm like, you have such a fun wedding too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's human. It beets me off. I think one
Speaker 1: of the reasons I'm not married is because my family.
Speaker 1: I'm from a broken home and they're so splintered and
Speaker 1: there's so much shit there that I couldn't have everyone
Speaker 1: in the same room. And I do really think that's
Speaker 1: one thing that turned me off because I was like,
Speaker 1: how would I ever do that? I couldn't have them
Speaker 1: all in the same room. So it stressed me out
Speaker 1: too much that I just put it on the back
Speaker 1: burner forever.
Speaker 2: HATI Diamond, That is not your problem. You invite who
Speaker 2: you want to invite. Let it be, let them, let
Speaker 2: them Who's is anyone going to go and start having
Speaker 2: a punch on with each other. No, they're just going
Speaker 2: to steer clear of each other, and that is It's
Speaker 2: not the problem.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I don't want to party. No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I want to marry you. I want to
Speaker 1: marry other people and be a part of their celebration
Speaker 1: and when they're really invested in doing something like that,
Speaker 1: but I'm not.
Speaker 2: Will you renew my vows if I ever want to
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For a price?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's my business. I'll have to shop around. Then.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone, we're going to get out of here.
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