WEBVTT - Bushie Wrangles a Snake! 

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<v Speaker 1>Get a bushy here and welcome to the most talked

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<v Speaker 1>about podcast on the planet. Now this episode slight gear change,

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<v Speaker 1>no world leaders today. Yeah, probably a good idea. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of you have been saying, Bushie, I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to visit Australia. However, there are too many things that

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<v Speaker 1>can kill me, and you're right there are. However, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not all bad. So today this bushy she's going out

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<v Speaker 1>in the bush. Now. I know how to wrangle a one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love serpent. But today I'm bringing a famous snake

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<v Speaker 1>catcher called Step so we can hang out with the

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<v Speaker 1>other snakes, you know, the friendly ones and the venomous bastards.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's go hit the bush.

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<v Speaker 1>Step steal it, snake catcher. You've been doing this for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. How long have you been wrestling snakes?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean aside from the teenage years.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously, well we won't talk about that, but I've been

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<v Speaker 3>doing it for around thirteen years here on the Sunny.

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<v Speaker 1>Cost thirteen years. Yes, So how many snakes do you

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<v Speaker 1>reckon you've had in your hands?

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 4>I've probably had ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand thousand snakes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's a lot. I'm well adversed with snakes.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd have a lot in common with Bonnie Blue.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I probably have. I don't know if I've had

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<v Speaker 3>as many snakes in twenty four hours as Bonnie Blue.

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<v Speaker 1>No, maybe not.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's something I can aim for.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I'm going to run through a list of snakes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want you to tell me if they're friendly

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<v Speaker 1>or if they're an asshole. So you just say friendly

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<v Speaker 1>or asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll put that fvenomous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, yeah, all right, because.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think any snakes an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>They're an asshole if they buy you. All right, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the list.

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<v Speaker 4>Brown, asshole. But I think they're friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>You're as bad as Larry Aander.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got to politically correct here.

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<v Speaker 1>I just say asshole, carpet piping friendly. Friendly.

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<v Speaker 4>The most common snake.

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<v Speaker 1>That we get green tree snake. Friendly, but not in

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<v Speaker 1>South Africa.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's a different one. Oh, like a green mamba.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they're bad. Yeah, assholes, they're the assholes, Mulga snake.

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<v Speaker 3>They're venomous, So you could say.

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<v Speaker 1>Asshole on what scale from one to ten? Are they assholes?

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<v Speaker 3>Down the list? But the amount of venom they can

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<v Speaker 3>inject all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, so they really pump it in. That's not nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? So you go to hospital? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, If you don't go to hospital, you're probably dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, do whip snake?

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're pretty friendly. I've been bitten by whip snake.

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<v Speaker 3>They are venomous, but they're terrified of us.

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<v Speaker 4>Very hard to catch, yep, very hard to catch. If

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<v Speaker 4>you try and catch a whip snake in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good luck. Really, you've got to be fast like

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<v Speaker 1>gout gout. Yeah, okay, is fast too, He's fucking fast.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the bandy bandy snake?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Friendly, one of the coolest snakes around.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw one of them once.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like a painting.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and they do a really cool display too, like

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<v Speaker 3>a threat display.

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<v Speaker 4>If I feel defensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he wasn't defensive. We were just chilling.

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<v Speaker 4>He must have liked you.

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<v Speaker 1>He did tell you what to make a nice belt, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say that? La la la la la la?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, won't say that. What about a red belly

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<v Speaker 1>black snake?

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<v Speaker 4>I like red bellies. They're friendly.

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<v Speaker 5>They're not fucking friendly. Stup, they're very very venomous. We're

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<v Speaker 5>going to have like pull me tourists coming over and

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<v Speaker 5>they're going to be like, oh, look at that pretty

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<v Speaker 5>red belly black snake. STU said that they're friendly, so

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to give it a pat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I fucked.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got too many tourists over here. Or is that

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<v Speaker 3>too political? Sorry, don't pat red bellies.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't pat red belly? All right? The death adder? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to tell me that the death adder? This

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<v Speaker 1>is not a Tarot card reading where the death card

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<v Speaker 1>is actually a rebirth death adder. Surely their name suggests

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<v Speaker 1>what they are.

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<v Speaker 3>They're a venomous snake, so there your words, not mine.

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<v Speaker 6>An asshole, asshole, all right, A small eyed snake. No,

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<v Speaker 6>like they're highly venomous too, okay, assholes, tigers, asshole but

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<v Speaker 6>they're pretty out, they're really pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right. I'm not going to go out and

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<v Speaker 1>stomp on them.

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<v Speaker 6>That'd be a bad I don't want people thinking snakes

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<v Speaker 6>or assholes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because it's like sharks there. You know, they're only

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<v Speaker 1>assholes if they oh, if they need to be, if

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<v Speaker 1>the pointy end gets you.

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<v Speaker 3>If you mess with a snake, yeah it'll be an asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you don't, they're friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>They just slither away. Don't one kids, don't pat snakes.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to keep it light, but I am fascinated.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the worst death from a snake? Like, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>worst way to go?

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<v Speaker 4>I hope I never experience it.

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<v Speaker 3>For starters, put that on the record, but.

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<v Speaker 4>No, a few of my colleagues being bitten.

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<v Speaker 3>But one story went along the lines of a colleague

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<v Speaker 3>of bitten in the underarm by a coastal taiepan was

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<v Speaker 3>handing it, handling it and obviously shot up in there. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>when it comes to snake bite first day, that's where

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<v Speaker 3>you don't want the venom. That's why the whole point

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<v Speaker 3>of wrapping your arm is to stop it from getting

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<v Speaker 3>to your lymph nose. But when it goes bang straight

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<v Speaker 3>on the lymph nose, that's not a good scenario. So

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<v Speaker 3>within minutes he's like vomiting, shitting himself. Oh, blood coming from.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything, bleeds, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Essentially yeah, depending on the snake and the species. But

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<v Speaker 3>and then in and out of consciousness.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucked up. How long did that take?

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<v Speaker 3>This all happened within like fifteen twenty minutes, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they had to try and get him to the hospital,

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<v Speaker 3>and thankfully survive.

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<v Speaker 4>But it is.

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<v Speaker 3>And like, the problem with snake bite and venom and

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<v Speaker 3>being bitten is that it's not just you know, get

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<v Speaker 3>through it, get the hospital, get any venom you're okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You can affect you for the rest of your life,

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<v Speaker 3>like your taste, your smell, your sight, feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got no taste in it outfits anymore? Does he

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<v Speaker 1>wear stupid outfits? He does, That's what's happened.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel sorry for him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bad. But how did he so we got bitten?

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<v Speaker 1>He knew he was in a lot of trouble. So

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<v Speaker 1>who did he call straight away?

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<v Speaker 4>I think he had some mates with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's good, so they knew what.

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<v Speaker 3>You never get bitten alone if you're going to get bitten.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of actresses have been told to do

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<v Speaker 1>that as well. Don't go in on your own with

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<v Speaker 1>a snake. Always have a witness. Did you hear about

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<v Speaker 1>the baby snake? And he was talking to his dad snake?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, hey, Dad, are we venomous? He's like, yeah, son,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, all right, are we really venomous? Yes, son,

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually the most venomous snake in the world. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit, I bit my tongue. It's good, it's my dad, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you get called out to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of houses? Like we all see the Bond movies where

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<v Speaker 1>they put him in a pit with laced more monitors.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have those?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we get those in houses as well. Usually they're

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<v Speaker 3>in chicken coops though, ripping apart chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, we all like chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to get bitten by one of those,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually think they're more dangerous than a brown snake.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>I call them the triple threat because you've got claws,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got a tail, and they can tap.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you got that's it? Very good at it?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? The non bastard snakes because they bite.

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<v Speaker 3>Two all snakes can bite.

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<v Speaker 1>What does it feel like being bitten by a snake?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like a kitten, you know, or a puppy

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<v Speaker 1>when they've got little shit?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's probably think of like getting a needle, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you need to go give blood or something, but then.

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<v Speaker 1>Times fifty fifty jabs at once.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, bank, all right, it's not too bad. It hurts

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You get called to get out snakes and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you get called to get out of houses?

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<v Speaker 3>So not neighbors. We don't deal with people and can't

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<v Speaker 3>kick out x's or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so Locky neels safe.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, my team's Geelong, so high five for that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been caught out for spiders before.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, giant huntsman's and people's houses.

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<v Speaker 1>They will pay you money to get a huntsman out

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<v Speaker 1>of the house. Can we give our viewers listeners a

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<v Speaker 1>lesson about huntsman's Can you please tell them in fact

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<v Speaker 1>down the battle look at your camera, tell them that

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<v Speaker 1>they are your friend.

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<v Speaker 3>They are And I've had to do with my own

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<v Speaker 3>brother who likes to kill huntsmen and it pisses me

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<v Speaker 3>off every single time he does it, so I've told

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<v Speaker 3>him not to. But they are friendly. They're not there

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<v Speaker 3>to pick us up when we're sleeping and out and

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<v Speaker 3>feed them, feed us to their family, and nothing wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>And they eat the really dodgy ones, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>They I think so? And they're eating all the insects

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. Some of you likes flies and shit like

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<v Speaker 3>that in your house.

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<v Speaker 1>When I get a huntsman in the house. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a friend. I had one in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>To remember what I called it. I think I called

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<v Speaker 1>it Dave. And he hung out with us for months

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<v Speaker 1>and we didn't have a single bug or a single

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<v Speaker 1>red redhead. I don't know why I'm about to get

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<v Speaker 1>the redheads today. You know what? He got rid of

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<v Speaker 1>those two. They came in like thanks day, now, ste

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<v Speaker 1>what's the weirdest thing you've had to get out of

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<v Speaker 1>a house?

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<v Speaker 3>So I got called once up to Montfille and the

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<v Speaker 3>lady's like, got a death add I've got a death

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<v Speaker 3>adder in the lound room. It's underneath the coffee table.

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<v Speaker 3>Please come up and help it. I'm like, right, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>shut all the doors. We'll get there as soon as

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<v Speaker 3>we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>So we get there and this lady is like she's

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<v Speaker 3>grabbing me. She's like pull me over towards the window,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like look through the window.

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<v Speaker 4>There it is, there it is.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like peering through and I can see this

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<v Speaker 3>shadow underneath the coffee table.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, maybe there's a snake curlt up there.

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<v Speaker 4>I go in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, shit, you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a handbag.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even joking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a dead snake. It's been pre skinned, and it

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<v Speaker 1>says ermey.

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<v Speaker 3>On it as you can as you can imagine her

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<v Speaker 3>husband was staked.

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<v Speaker 1>Now with your really venomous snakes, because you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>release them somewhere, right, correct? Is there anyway, like, have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever accepted any money to release it in someone's

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<v Speaker 1>yard that you don't really like?

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<v Speaker 3>We will often ask the person they're paying for a service, right,

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<v Speaker 3>They've paid us to come out and relocate the snake.

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<v Speaker 1>I like where this is going?

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<v Speaker 3>And we can ask, hey, is there any neighbors you

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<v Speaker 3>don't like?

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<v Speaker 4>Is there any exes nearby?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been real?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not, but I'll use it as a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>We like to be comedic from time to time. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like, Hey, is there any neighbor you don't

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<v Speaker 3>like around here?

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, yeah, can you take it over there?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I'm joking. They were dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Serious, serious, yeah, because I was going to say, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a chick called Carli used to pick on me on

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<v Speaker 1>the bus in high school because I was still collecting

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<v Speaker 1>barbies and I wouldn't mind a brown or a death

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<v Speaker 1>add or some shit in the outside of laundry.

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<v Speaker 3>There's certain government agencies and council officers.

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<v Speaker 4>I've thought about it. Can I say that? And I

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<v Speaker 4>probably can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Well, no, government's fair game. You can just go

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<v Speaker 1>to the government. They get paid to put up with. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>just us given them with enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Snakes there anyway. I guess you don't want to over populate.

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<v Speaker 1>No you don't, Parliament House, fuck trumpers. You say when

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<v Speaker 1>you come across the snake, yes you stay really still right?

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<v Speaker 4>One of the options? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What are the other options.

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<v Speaker 4>To move? To?

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<v Speaker 3>Move to run away?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Opposite direction ideally not at the snake, no other way?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Zig zag?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you can run away? Yes, because I must

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<v Speaker 1>admit a few times I've come across the brown, I

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<v Speaker 1>have run in the opposite direction and created a brown

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<v Speaker 1>of my own. That's good, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>They paid me the big bucks. Still, I'm not here

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<v Speaker 1>for the educational purposes.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I can see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. There's an Ikea pillow case over there, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>been moving the entire interview.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you bring that?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? I did not bring that. This is your pre

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<v Speaker 1>prepared one. No, I don't know what I know there's

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<v Speaker 1>a snake in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring it over, Greg, Well, don't touch it there. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. You're fucking with Greg. So this here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. So we have a snake in here. It

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<v Speaker 1>can't bite through, can it can? If I put on

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<v Speaker 1>my lap? Wait? Is it venomous? Our whole? Friendly?

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<v Speaker 4>Friendly?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll put him on my lap. Now, don't you

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<v Speaker 1>bite me?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so? The heather said it was friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>Now steal it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you've got to call out I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are we going?

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<v Speaker 4>We're going a bedroom. We're going to get what a

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<v Speaker 4>python on the move, So we're going to probably going.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go catch some snakes. I'll grab the bag

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<v Speaker 1>and the gear and I'll go and grab it by

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<v Speaker 1>the neck and catch it with my cleavage. All right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've been called out to catch snake that's been

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out in the staffroom. We've scared the shit out

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<v Speaker 1>of the shielders. Thank you. So I'm I'm the bag lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is he? Oh man, he's in camouflage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got a ladder?

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<v Speaker 3>Ladder?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So what's happened is for the podcast listeners

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<v Speaker 1>is there's a fat carpet snake up in the apex

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<v Speaker 1>of the roof. Normally you would squeeze him through the gap,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's too fat, So we're going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>poke his ass and get him to come out the

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<v Speaker 1>other end where Stu will be the catcher with the back.

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<v Speaker 1>And meanwhile, I need to not flash my nickers to

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<v Speaker 1>the camera. There we go a little harder, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like.

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<v Speaker 4>To get him moving.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the prick of a job. Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>do this? He does not want to let go stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's getting the ladder. Nope, come on, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a very strong tail.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, their tails.

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<v Speaker 1>He keeps trying to hook it on everything off. I

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<v Speaker 1>go go go, oh, you go on out. Nice work, quick,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go see it.

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<v Speaker 4>How good?

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<v Speaker 3>So it's quite proved it's unharmed, which is the main thing.

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<v Speaker 4>We just had to be nice and gentle.

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<v Speaker 1>With my gentle bonking great work, bushy.

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<v Speaker 6>There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like something now you twisted, ye and then twist

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<v Speaker 1>and then you go, fucking how good am I what

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<v Speaker 1>you do?

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<v Speaker 4>How good?

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<v Speaker 1>There we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Great work? How good? Did you see the difference between

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<v Speaker 4>me and either Yeah you were rough, Get out of there, yeah,