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Speaker 1: You're listening to the FITZI and whipp A podcast.

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Speaker 2: How are you going after the the sector be mate?

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Speaker 2: I mean that was a rollercoaster for you, wasn't it?

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Speaker 2: Especially doing the sample collection firstly and the dog was

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Speaker 2: in the room. That was awkward. And then you have

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Speaker 2: to get another one. Do you have to take it

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Speaker 2: back after you have to do another sample to check them?

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Speaker 1: You got to go back? No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you go back after six weeks see

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Speaker 3: if it has worked.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean a few of my mates are getting it done

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Speaker 2: at the moment. They didn't realize how tender it was

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Speaker 2: going to be. What they did, they organized a vasectomy celebration,

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Speaker 2: so they they decided to go in together. They booked

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Speaker 2: at the same time, had it done, and then they

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Speaker 2: went out for lunch. They sat at lunch going, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, not only do I feel a bit drugged,

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Speaker 2: them in pain? What would you do? What would you

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Speaker 2: do if they thought it was just going to be

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Speaker 2: a non event, Everything's going to be fine. They sat

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Speaker 2: there going, I think I might just go home and

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Speaker 2: lie down. This isn't all that comfortable because you do

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Speaker 2: hear stories still and there's a blokedown at I was

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Speaker 2: kick and he's got a bit of a limp. And

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Speaker 2: I remember saying to him one time, what happened? Why

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Speaker 2: have you got to le anyone as from my vasectomy?

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Speaker 2: Because it is so sore. It is still so sore.

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Speaker 2: I think it's something like one in ten thousand. Don't

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Speaker 2: always got a plan. This is a story here which

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Speaker 2: is blown up overnight on the internet because it became

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Speaker 2: a tricky situation. The woman did not want to have kids.

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Speaker 2: He then said, it's okay, I've had a vasectomy. Right

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Speaker 2: He hadn't had a vasectomy. I no, So then she

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Speaker 2: fell pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Can you then? Can then he claim it must be

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Speaker 1: the point five percent that gets through.

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Speaker 2: Must have been that one little fighter, do you He

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Speaker 2: then have to prove that he's had the operation. Well,

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Speaker 2: he apparently showed her scars and everything and pretended and said, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's so sore. I went ba to go off the

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Speaker 2: catch this weekend. Had the old v done. No way,

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Speaker 2: I'm moving, guys, got to look after downstairs.

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Speaker 1: I'm in pain.

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Speaker 2: So she falls pregnant, then thinks to herself, well he's

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Speaker 2: had of a I don't know how to tell him

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Speaker 2: because he's going to think I've been cheating, of course,

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Speaker 2: so she didn't know whether to say anything yes, and

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Speaker 2: also for religious reasons, wasn't in a position to part

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Speaker 2: with the baby, so she had to have the baby.

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Speaker 2: So here was this ridiculous situation of him who had

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Speaker 2: lied through this whole thing, and then hers just getting

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Speaker 2: bigger and bigger, feeling sick, pretending to be okay, vomiting

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Speaker 2: at lunch at work. No, not pregnant, everything's funny stead

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Speaker 2: of a sect to me, out of a sectomy, out

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Speaker 2: of a sectomy. Anyway. It wasn't until they sat down

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Speaker 2: had the baby realized that he had lied and gone

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Speaker 2: through this whole process, because he then he kept doing,

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Speaker 2: can't be me, He can't before.

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Speaker 1: This is the thing.

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Speaker 3: A lot of the mess with cheating situations like that

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Speaker 3: were guys who've had with vasectomies before and their partner

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Speaker 3: does get pregnant. God, there's got to be some big

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Speaker 3: questions there, doesn't there.

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Speaker 2: You know onteen twenty four twenty if you've been in

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Speaker 2: a situation like this or heard of one. But when

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Speaker 2: they do a vasectomy, don't they cut the cord?

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Speaker 1: Like no, No, there still.

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Speaker 4: Any chance at all?

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Speaker 3: No, they don't cut the cord because the swimmers still

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Speaker 3: have to get through.

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Speaker 1: They're just not so I mean, it's still is.

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Speaker 2: There still a pathway for a swimmer to get through?

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Speaker 2: It's still the end product. Yeah, I just don't. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't have the doesn't have the element.

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Speaker 3: Well it's yeah, it's well, it's you know, it's not

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Speaker 3: it's not Michael Klem anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's not swimming at its best ability.

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Speaker 2: Right, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get it.

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Speaker 2: But Tom, you might know because you did nursing for

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Speaker 2: a while. But like if someone's on the pill, right,

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Speaker 2: there's still a one percent chance that you can fall pregnant. Yes,

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Speaker 2: certainly you've had of a sectomy. Can there still be

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Speaker 2: a pathway? Is there's still a tunnel? Yeah, little swimmer

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Speaker 2: to get up.

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Speaker 4: The stat is that of every one thousand women who

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Speaker 4: are with the man who've had a vaseectomy, one to

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Speaker 4: two women will fall pregnantios still possible.

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Speaker 2: But is that a dodgy job or it's still possible?

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Speaker 4: Well, long term success rate is over ninety nine percent.

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Speaker 3: But see that's why I think that's why you go

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Speaker 3: and do so, when you go and give your first

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Speaker 3: sump to be checked. That's when they know straight away, Yep,

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Speaker 3: everything's fine.

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Speaker 1: You're okay. You can go hellful leather. Now you're back

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Speaker 1: on the panic.

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Speaker 2: For one made of mine who had it done, he

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Speaker 2: was like, he's got a profile, and he was saying

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Speaker 2: that you've got to get it there, like you said,

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Speaker 2: fits within an hour, I think of getting the sample.

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Speaker 2: So you've got to rush it up. But you have

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Speaker 2: to keep it warm.

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Speaker 1: So he said.

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Speaker 2: I had it under my arm and I was crossing

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Speaker 2: a really busy road and panicking, and he said, I

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Speaker 2: was just so worried I was going to get hit

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Speaker 2: by a carman and then it would work out that

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Speaker 2: so and so had died hit by a car covered

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Speaker 2: in his own seamen.

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Speaker 3: He was just carrying his own You only have an hour,

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Speaker 3: that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You have an hour, not an hour to get it

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Speaker 1: to the lab. Yet in an hour to get it

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Speaker 1: to the lab.

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Speaker 3: So I had to get it to my local doctor,

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Speaker 3: who then has to get it to the lab within

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Speaker 3: the hour.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say collection took an hour.

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Speaker 3: Well, he said, the guy, the delivery guy comes and

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Speaker 3: picked it up at quarter past twelve today, So you've

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Speaker 3: got to get it here.

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Speaker 1: At ten past five.

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Speaker 3: Delivery guy will pick it up and take it straight

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Speaker 3: to the lab so they can test it straight away.

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Speaker 1: The timing of it is crucial.

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Speaker 5: Picturing like an Olympic marathon Olympic relay race where the

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Speaker 5: delivery guy is standing there. You've got the vial and

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Speaker 5: then they're standing there with their unclock ready to go.

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Speaker 5: They start running bam, and they had the next tube

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Speaker 5: for the next person and they're starting to go.

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Speaker 1: Then run a number three is coming around.

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Speaker 3: The term get hit by a car, sat in bolt

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Speaker 3: in the bedroom that last leg please.

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