Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: We are welcome to Tuesday.
Speaker 3: If you thought that I had said enough and banged
Speaker 3: on enough about my birthday, you're wrong because my actual
Speaker 3: birthday was Sunday, yes, third, but you know every year
Speaker 3: is different, of course for everybody.
Speaker 1: I was actually born on Melbourne Cup Day.
Speaker 3: Ah, and it was around the time of the Race
Speaker 3: of stopsination.
Speaker 4: How exciting is that for Patti swat Sow there you go.
Speaker 4: Did you have it on in the background of the
Speaker 4: hospital world?
Speaker 3: I think mom might have been busy at the time,
Speaker 3: been cleft in twain as a Shakespeare might have said.
Speaker 1: But Dad definitely had his transistor radio out.
Speaker 4: On your star's hattening after three o'clock today, haym. Also,
Speaker 4: we're going to be talking about when you've been starstruck,
Speaker 4: because I never get starstruck Swany, but it happened on
Speaker 4: the weekend, and I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: You just shocked me so much with this revelation. I
Speaker 3: just thought you were star struckable.
Speaker 5: I haven't told you who it is though, No, you
Speaker 5: have not.
Speaker 4: Next though, we're going to be comparing our to do
Speaker 4: lists in to do list Tuesdays, the Christies.
Speaker 3: One show and as usual, it's Tuesday, so let's open
Speaker 3: up our calendars.
Speaker 1: Jack to do list Tuesday.
Speaker 3: This is where we compare the important stuff we must
Speaker 3: get completed by today.
Speaker 1: Yes, Tuesday is an interesting day for you because I reckon,
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 3: You very rarely have anything pressing that needs to be
Speaker 3: done by Cob.
Speaker 1: You're a fright like.
Speaker 3: Your to do lists generally are get it done in
Speaker 3: the next couple of weeks, yes, minor do it today
Speaker 3: or tomorrow.
Speaker 1: There will be consequences.
Speaker 5: Yeah, might I ever really that consequential?
Speaker 1: Example?
Speaker 3: My first thing on the list, find a new backup.
Speaker 1: Kid, Cara.
Speaker 3: Anyone who works who has kids will know the horror
Speaker 3: of the text message. It's always a text message that
Speaker 3: comes in that says, Hey, I've been thinking and I
Speaker 3: can't work for you anymore.
Speaker 1: I've got too much Uni, I've got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it just arrives and you just spend the
Speaker 3: whole time that you have that person driving your kids
Speaker 3: or sitting with them while you're.
Speaker 1: At a meeting or whatever.
Speaker 3: You live your whole time in fear of it happening.
Speaker 3: And then it does, and it has happened to me
Speaker 3: and to find a new one is so hard?
Speaker 5: Can you just like whack it up on air Tascar?
Speaker 5: I need help someone look after the kids.
Speaker 1: I mean you probably could.
Speaker 3: You probably could, and then you get a really nice
Speaker 3: guy freshman prison be awesome, all right, So I've got
Speaker 3: to do that. That is resting.
Speaker 1: Second on the list. Tell beck, I bought a lot of.
Speaker 3: Vegetable lazagnas and eggplant lazagnas on quick sale at the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Now, they were very fancy. They were twelve dollars.
Speaker 3: They're going to feed all of my kids and me
Speaker 3: for three dollars ahead.
Speaker 5: And so we need back to jump on the quick sale.
Speaker 1: Then No, I've already bought them for it.
Speaker 5: Put them for it. That's nice.
Speaker 1: I've bought them for her.
Speaker 3: But I've got to get them to it because quick sale. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, it's the quick and the debt and the
Speaker 3: last one. Call counsel and find out how many hard
Speaker 3: rubbish is I'm for this year? Because I feel like
Speaker 3: you were allowed to have two.
Speaker 5: And you've only had one.
Speaker 3: I've had two, but was one last year and one
Speaker 3: this year? Do I still have one up my sleeve?
Speaker 3: Can I possibly have three? And twelve month period and
Speaker 3: then just barter off one for next year. Make a call,
Speaker 3: have a counsel.
Speaker 5: Let me know how that call goes. I'm interested to hear.
Speaker 1: Are you that you might actually be telling the truth there?
Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
Speaker 5: What's your first one? Is coke zero slab the contosts.
Speaker 4: My housemate like loses his mind if there's not coke
Speaker 4: zeros in the fridge. So after the show today, I'll
Speaker 4: go down to colds and grab some email. Real estate
Speaker 4: agent replumbing issues. My I was scrubbing my sink and
Speaker 4: I took there like the knob off you press down to.
Speaker 5: Like plow yeah. The pop pop yeahah, the pop tops broken.
Speaker 4: The spring's gone somewhere, and it's just the bane of
Speaker 4: my existence and it looks ugly. So I need someone
Speaker 4: to come and fix that.
Speaker 3: Oh you would be horrified at that, because horrorfy, you
Speaker 3: can see sink.
Speaker 5: You the gunk is visible.
Speaker 4: And the next is get Gucci bow tie off, Billy.
Speaker 4: I let mymate bill a nice bow tie for Darby Day,
Speaker 4: and I'm worried that I'm not going to see it again.
Speaker 1: Billy, if you're listening, give him back the tie. Hey, next, Billy,
Speaker 1: if you're listening. Do you want to take my kids
Speaker 1: to school? Sometimes?
Speaker 5: Hey, Bill would be good with kids.
Speaker 4: If you miss Chrissy's Windmills of My Mind on Friday,
Speaker 4: you're going to enjoy it again next because it was magical.
Speaker 1: It's an insight into what it sounds like in my
Speaker 1: brain scary.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: You know sometimes you know X oh, No, you've never
Speaker 3: had an ex partner, have you? I have had exes,
Speaker 3: and you know, and I've had nearly nearly beans and
Speaker 3: all of that. And some of question that people that
Speaker 3: want to be in your life often ask you is
Speaker 3: what are you thinking of? Like they might catch you, like,
Speaker 3: you know, at the kitchen table or sitting in the
Speaker 3: passenger seat of their car just looking outside, and they'll go,
Speaker 3: penny for your thoughts. And I've never known how to
Speaker 3: answer that because my brain is an unusual mosque.
Speaker 1: It's an unusual thing.
Speaker 5: It could have been quite scary for some people if
Speaker 5: you start to run through and list what you're thinking.
Speaker 3: I agree, but it's only because it's the only you
Speaker 3: know geography. I know I'm very safe in there, but
Speaker 3: for most people it would be like, you know, walking
Speaker 3: through Gotham City at midnight with a.
Speaker 1: Bat on the loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And what I thought I would.
Speaker 3: Do is sometimes I go I can hear in my mind.
Speaker 3: There was an old song from the sixties called Windmills
Speaker 3: of my Mind. And I don't know why I know
Speaker 3: it because I wasn't even around in the sixties, but
Speaker 3: I think it's such an iconic song that it goes.
Speaker 1: Leg a circle in a spiral la like a wheel
Speaker 1: within a wheel.
Speaker 3: And I remember even knowing it, like five years old,
Speaker 3: hearing that song like my dad playing something on vinyl,
Speaker 3: going that's my brain.
Speaker 6: You relate to that like a spiral and a spiral
Speaker 6: like a wheel within a wheel, and then the word
Speaker 6: the words go never ending up beginning legs on danging wheel.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, that's me, that's how my brain works.
Speaker 3: And so I thought I give you an insight because
Speaker 3: you know me pretty well, but you have never been
Speaker 3: inside my head.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't, and.
Speaker 3: I have, I guess sort of created the machinery, the
Speaker 3: technology for you to come inside my head, wow, and
Speaker 3: understand what it's like to spend a minute in there.
Speaker 1: Would you like to come into this?
Speaker 5: I'm scared, I'm reluctant, but let's enter.
Speaker 1: The windmills of my mind. In the windows of.
Speaker 2: My computer, keyboard feels too small? Wabbe my hands are
Speaker 2: too BIG's.
Speaker 3: Japanese washy tape the same stickiness as masking tape. Linel
Speaker 3: Richie stares at his reflection in the mirror and says,
Speaker 3: I'm Linel Richie before he goes on stay.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Direct its hate them two eyesight goes downhill quickly.
Speaker 1: The Irish name.
Speaker 2: Sirsha is spelled s A O R S E s
Speaker 2: must be pronounced. That's another Irish name. Duel chair de
Speaker 2: leche structing a teller technically a cheese or is it
Speaker 2: part of the cream family? Those towels I love from
Speaker 2: Adairs might actually be on sale now?
Speaker 3: Where can I watch borapt for free?
Speaker 1: In windows of your Do you think you know me
Speaker 1: a little better?
Speaker 5: I think you have probably lost your mind.
Speaker 4: I think us collectively today have lost both of our minds.
Speaker 1: Anybody think like that? Does any does that relate? Do
Speaker 1: you relate to that at all? As your brain like that.
Speaker 5: I want to say yes to make you feel better,
Speaker 5: but no, I.
Speaker 1: Won't know if anyone else is.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Chrissy Swan Show, and everybody
Speaker 3: knows that I love Priceline Pharmacies, no doubt about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would work there if I could.
Speaker 4: I mean, things go tits up here. At least you
Speaker 4: know you can chuck on a pink polo and you
Speaker 4: are sort of exactly.
Speaker 3: I received a DM someone slid into my DMS and
Speaker 3: she wanted me to settle a long standing argument about
Speaker 3: where I have worked in the past that she's been
Speaker 3: having with her husband. And these are my favorite cases
Speaker 3: of mistake an identity. I mean, look, a lot of
Speaker 3: people would probably go for Delta Gudram on this one.
Speaker 7: I would, yeah, oh my god, on my line, sing
Speaker 7: a Delta take your shoes off and sing it.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing is when people stop me and they
Speaker 3: go hi, Sharon, and I go, I'm just alive.
Speaker 1: I go, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Who they go, Sharon, you do my nails. I've had
Speaker 3: that more than once.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, specifically that. Yeah, well I love that.
Speaker 1: I know, I love it.
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, a perfect sign from the universe.
Speaker 3: Ashley has sent me a message. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 3: I'm not even going to tell you what it's about.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell her to explain it to you. Hello, Ashley, Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: I've loved our internet exchanges on the socials.
Speaker 1: Ashley, Yes, I agree, thank you.
Speaker 8: Very random.
Speaker 1: I know'm so random. That's the whole point of life.
Speaker 3: Now, I want you to explain to everybody what is
Speaker 3: the argument that you want settled once and for all,
Speaker 3: And I'm the only person that can do it.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 8: Basically, my husband has been saying the whole time i've
Speaker 8: known him, which is like seventeen years, that his brush
Speaker 8: with fame is the fact that when he was sixteen
Speaker 8: and worked at McDonald's, you were you were his manager
Speaker 8: and you grow a purple mirage.
Speaker 1: Detail.
Speaker 3: He really has it stuck in his head that I
Speaker 3: was his boss.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Like, he's told multiple people that this is his
Speaker 8: brush with fame, that you know, you were his manager,
Speaker 8: you'd tell him what to do. You'd thought I'd be scheduled,
Speaker 8: blah blah blahh And I.
Speaker 9: Kept because I've listened to you for a long time now. Yeah,
Speaker 9: And every time you bring it up, I was like,
Speaker 9: I don't recall her ever saying she's ever worked at Macis.
Speaker 8: I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's not
Speaker 8: the case. And He's like, no, it was. It was
Speaker 8: definitely her.
Speaker 1: En so he remembers me very clearly.
Speaker 3: My name was Chrissy obviously when I was a manager
Speaker 3: at this Macis yep. And does he have any specific
Speaker 3: I just want clarity if you're listening. I've never worked
Speaker 3: at McDonald's, I have never met your husband, and I've
Speaker 3: probably have never been a manager because I've you know,
Speaker 3: got mad mad lady madness. But does he have specific
Speaker 3: situations that he and I shared when I was his manager?
Speaker 8: Not specifically, but just that like he worked at macis
Speaker 8: and he was sixteen. I worked at macas for all
Speaker 8: of two months.
Speaker 4: What does he say to people, because like, if you'd
Speaker 4: work if you'd have worked with someone like Chrissy Swan
Speaker 4: and you tell your mates naturally you're gonna be like,
Speaker 4: what we she like like she's some big star? Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: what did he say about her? How does he remember
Speaker 4: her personality?
Speaker 8: Just be that she was really nice and you know,
Speaker 8: was really understanding. And that's why I was like, it
Speaker 8: could be.
Speaker 4: That's where it's like, No, it's not her wrong, buddy.
Speaker 3: I just how satisfying is it for you that you
Speaker 3: have been right for over seventeen years.
Speaker 1: You have no idea you have? You told me in
Speaker 1: our relationship, I am never right. God, I'm so glad the.
Speaker 8: Best one because you told so many people.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad to give you that opportunity. Have you
Speaker 3: told him the news?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 8: I told him when we were talking over messenger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am.
Speaker 8: I told him and he was devastated, but.
Speaker 1: He believes it. He didn't, he didn't like double down
Speaker 1: for a split moment.
Speaker 8: He did and I was like, but she's telling me.
Speaker 1: No love it, Ashley.
Speaker 4: We're going to send you a Priceline pharmacy about you
Speaker 4: and if you have any other cases you listening of
Speaker 4: Chrissy being mistaken for someone else, please slide into our
Speaker 4: DMS at the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: If you were the manager with the Purple McDonald's Ringwood
Speaker 3: in two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: I want to speak to you.
Speaker 10: Can I.
Speaker 3: The Christy Swan Show and I'm about to mark some homework,
Speaker 3: aren't I?
Speaker 5: You asked why?
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Speaker 3: Just let you scooch over Murphy. Kirsty's joining me on
Speaker 3: the couch. Hello, Kirsty, Hi Christy? Hi, yeah good you've
Speaker 3: been watching Sinilly? Am I going to give you some
Speaker 3: hot cash?
Speaker 11: I'll be completely honest.
Speaker 8: I actually didn't watch it, but I heard I heard
Speaker 8: the task, so I went and research.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love it, Kersey. This is a
Speaker 3: full disclosure. I love an honest woman.
Speaker 1: What is the.
Speaker 4: Question, Jack? The question is in episode two of My
Speaker 4: Life is Murder. The episode starts with a flashback scene.
Speaker 4: How many years earlier does this scene take place?
Speaker 1: And the answer is I'm.
Speaker 11: Really hoping the answer is five?
Speaker 5: Lord Cash cursing.
Speaker 3: Steve, the laxa is on you tonight, I think as
Speaker 3: we settle in for another watch session.
Speaker 1: Amazing, Oh my god, I got it right. Good on you.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's click the easiest competition ever in the history.
Speaker 1: Of the universe. It is thanks nine now, Good on
Speaker 1: you nine now.
Speaker 3: Carli Minogue says she hates adulting and she misses everything
Speaker 3: about the freedom of the nineties.
Speaker 1: I love when people say that they miss the nineties.
Speaker 1: I don't think I do. I prefer it now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, You've always been honest about it.
Speaker 1: I like Google, I like Instagram. You love a scroll, yep.
Speaker 1: But I'm not very interesting.
Speaker 3: I think if you're an interesting person, you would prefer that, because,
Speaker 3: like Kylie, I'm sure gets up to no good sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you get away with it.
Speaker 1: That's right. I've got nothing to get away with.
Speaker 3: She has said that she was out and about, you know,
Speaker 3: pattering the pavement, going to markets, doing all.
Speaker 1: I mean, she sounds very boring, like me markets.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: She said that going out to nightclubs and stuff and
Speaker 3: nothing was recorded, and she misses that. Gwyneth Paltrow said
Speaker 3: a very similar thing last week. She's also said she's
Speaker 3: sick of adulting.
Speaker 4: But you're Kylie Mino, how much like I love her?
Speaker 4: But mate, how much adulting are you doing? You don't
Speaker 4: have kids, you don't you have management.
Speaker 5: You have. I'm sure a great pa, bro.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: Like it's like, imagine if I came into you each
Speaker 4: day and said, oh, Swan, I'm so over adulting. I
Speaker 4: would never do that because I know how much adulting
Speaker 4: you actually do and how much how little adulting I do.
Speaker 3: I do wonder when was the last time she scrubbed
Speaker 3: krusty snot off the light switch?
Speaker 5: That is so disgusting. I just can't believe you have
Speaker 5: to do that. I'm so sorry. Oh yeah, that is
Speaker 5: so vile.
Speaker 3: That was like the nicest thing I could think of
Speaker 3: that I've done in the last twenty four hours. I
Speaker 3: wonder when was the last time Kylie Twitter fifteen year
Speaker 3: old to clean a toilet?
Speaker 5: Never because she's Kylie Minogue. Man, I know, I'm sorry
Speaker 5: for your life.
Speaker 3: If she misses adulting, I miss minoguing. I would love that,
Speaker 3: but you know, everyone's entitled their opinion.
Speaker 1: She also did this.
Speaker 3: You'll you'll get this. You're too young now, but you
Speaker 3: will get there. People will say, what advice would you
Speaker 3: give to your younger self?
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 5: Question so much, same because I don't know what I'd
Speaker 5: tell my younger self.
Speaker 3: Well, because you already you're still young. Yeah, you get
Speaker 3: to my age. I just I used to answer it.
Speaker 3: Now I go, oh, I hate that question.
Speaker 1: Can we just not do it?
Speaker 5: Also, I just don't think that's what life's about. No,
Speaker 5: And also you've lived it. Yeah, go away with you
Speaker 5: stupid question.
Speaker 3: Away with your stupid question, or I'll make you clean.
Speaker 3: It's not off the light switch, all right. Next, this
Speaker 3: is a story that I have been wanting to talk
Speaker 3: to you about you with forever.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I keep forgetting. But I'm doing it. Now
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: A woman in Western Australia has faked her own death.
Speaker 3: What Yes, and it's the best story. She owned an
Speaker 3: F forty five gym and it wasn't doing well, and
Speaker 3: then she bought another one and that was even worse.
Speaker 5: I don't think they're doing too well those franchises.
Speaker 1: Well, she had two of them.
Speaker 3: Her name is Karen Maurice Sliver and she has gone
Speaker 3: to jail. I couldn't pronounce the sat a side, grandad.
Speaker 3: She has gone to jail jack.
Speaker 5: For faking her own death. Yes, how did she fake it?
Speaker 5: What did she say happened?
Speaker 3: She created fake documents and then she said she died
Speaker 3: in a car accident in twenty twenty three in Broom.
Speaker 1: I love that she was specific with the location.
Speaker 3: I'm just fascinated with this sort of stuff because I'm
Speaker 3: sure I'm not the only one that's gone. Like when
Speaker 3: things are tough, you go. I wonder if I could
Speaker 3: just disappear, what would to take. The answer is it's
Speaker 3: not worth it because you get found out. The bank
Speaker 3: got suspicious of her new identity. Right, she got seven
Speaker 3: hundred grand paid to her by the insurance company.
Speaker 5: When she died. When she died, and did they just
Speaker 5: think that was going to a family member or something?
Speaker 3: She launched it by her husband. I mean, she did
Speaker 3: a pretty good job for an amateur.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: The bank was like, hang on, there's something going on
Speaker 3: with this account. They froze it and then she turned
Speaker 3: up grave error, don't do this if you're planning on it.
Speaker 3: Turned up to the police station to like, you know,
Speaker 3: get her identity happening so that she could get the
Speaker 3: funds unfrozen.
Speaker 1: And they said, just wait here a minute, No, it's
Speaker 1: not worth it. The Chrissy Swan Show, Hello, as we.
Speaker 3: Roll into the three pm hour, We're thrilled to have
Speaker 3: your company not.
Speaker 1: A word of a lie.
Speaker 5: We sure are, Sawnie.
Speaker 1: We've got a jam packed hour for you.
Speaker 3: And if you're still here and you're not watching the race,
Speaker 3: that stops the I fascination. But that means that you've
Speaker 3: said one of my faiavorite catchphrases, nap to the cup.
Speaker 5: Nap to the cut, same to that cup.
Speaker 4: I got a few of those responses on Darby Day
Speaker 4: when I uploaded my Instagram context.
Speaker 1: Everybody's entitled to their opinions. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Finally, we are going to find out who you were
Speaker 3: star struck by for the first time in your life.
Speaker 4: Yes, on Derby Day this Saturday just gone. I was
Speaker 4: star struck by someone that I don't think you would
Speaker 4: guess I don't like. No matter how hard you try,
Speaker 4: I don't think you're going.
Speaker 5: To get it.
Speaker 1: I just I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 3: And before the end of the show, I want to
Speaker 3: float with you the sort of dicey dilemma of if
Speaker 3: a friend breaks a piece of furniture or something that
Speaker 3: you love, do you get them to replace it?
Speaker 1: Do you get them to pay for it?
Speaker 5: I'm interested thirteen twenty four to ten, though.
Speaker 4: Next in Chrissy's Quizzy, we have a Mitsubishi Electric air
Speaker 4: purifier to give away. We've somehow managed to jam inside
Speaker 4: the bum bag.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Chrissy.
Speaker 3: Swan Show tell you what these Mitsubishi Electric air purifiers
Speaker 3: are hot property.
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy coming there around eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Apot for else not a good prize.
Speaker 1: It is a great prize.
Speaker 3: Hello, Jody, Hello, your name is it spelled with an
Speaker 3: e on the end?
Speaker 1: No, with a with a why?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's unusual. I was going to tell you a
Speaker 3: story about a girl I knew with an I E,
Speaker 3: but I won't.
Speaker 5: Kelly, does your name have a wy at the end?
Speaker 1: It does? And you're also in pathology.
Speaker 3: We had a pathologist on yesterday and I asked her
Speaker 3: for some tips to make me go to a blood
Speaker 3: test that is now four weeks over due.
Speaker 1: What what can you give me?
Speaker 12: Probably numbing cream?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 5: Scared of the plane?
Speaker 3: It is fantastic now, Actually I love a blood test.
Speaker 3: Feels purifying. All right, your names are your buzzers. It's
Speaker 3: the bestified meaning. The first person to get three answers,
Speaker 3: correc wins the game and we'll walk away with a
Speaker 3: bum bag. Yes, but also Admitsubishi Electric Air Purified. Question
Speaker 3: number one, Margo Robbie and husband Tom Ackley have had
Speaker 3: their first baby together. What is the gender of the baby.
Speaker 1: Yes, Kelly, Kelly, boy, it is a boy. Question number two.
Speaker 1: Bobine Cup is known as the race that Kelly just
Speaker 1: it is. It's the racist obscination.
Speaker 5: Question three. This is for the wind, kel Jonah, you
Speaker 5: can still get in there.
Speaker 1: This is going to be the fastest quizzy ever. If so,
Speaker 1: isn't it a world Oh no, the.
Speaker 3: World's most famous mamager is celebrating her sixty.
Speaker 1: Yes, Kelly, for the win.
Speaker 10: Christ Jenna, it is christ Jenna.
Speaker 3: All these scorpios me, Demi more Christ Jenna?
Speaker 1: And you did you just say? Kel I am are there?
Speaker 1: You go amazing.
Speaker 5: Let's talk a bit more too that all the scorpios.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 4: Hey, tomorrow, we also have this amazing prize up for
Speaker 4: grabs again, the Mitsubishi Electric Air Purifire. It helps improve
Speaker 4: indoor air quality and reduce exposure to asthma and allergy
Speaker 4: triggers including dust, pollen, pet allergens, and some gases. Not
Speaker 4: sure which gases they're referring to.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. We're so thrilled to have you.
Speaker 3: I'm about to give you an insight into my dear
Speaker 3: friend and a huge part of this show, Jack Charles. Yes,
Speaker 3: you are one of the coolest guys I've ever met. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's very kind, like probably the coolest, wow in every level,
Speaker 3: Like you know everything about fashion and where to go
Speaker 3: and what to do. But the reason you're the coolest
Speaker 3: guy I ever know is that you would have met
Speaker 3: people of note every day since I've known you, Because
Speaker 3: I've worked with you since you were nineteen and now
Speaker 3: you're what seventy.
Speaker 5: Years twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Right, so it's eight years. You have never once been
Speaker 3: star struck. You put off not full confidence, nothing, no
Speaker 3: matter who comes in.
Speaker 5: No, that's why I love this job and my big
Speaker 5: thing in life is like I love people, and I
Speaker 5: love getting to know people and differ different people from
Speaker 5: different walks of life. So that sort of stuff doesn't
Speaker 5: rock me.
Speaker 1: But you told me that you.
Speaker 3: In the last forty eight hours have met somebody that
Speaker 3: you were star struck by, and I can't believe it,
Speaker 3: and you haven't.
Speaker 1: Revealed who it is.
Speaker 4: No, So on Saturday I went to Darby Day had
Speaker 4: a great date of the races, and then our good
Speaker 4: friend Lauren Phillips and her partner Paul put on this
Speaker 4: awesome karaoken.
Speaker 5: See you at races, see you at the race. I
Speaker 5: did see some dad, I'll see you at the race.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I walk into this karaoke room and I was
Speaker 4: a little bit late, and I lock eyes with someone
Speaker 4: and I said, I thought, oh my god, what was.
Speaker 1: The feeling before you reveal who?
Speaker 5: Nostalgia?
Speaker 4: Nostalgia because this person was someone in my sort of
Speaker 4: primary school years that I watched on television.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you see somebody and what you said nostalgia. What
Speaker 3: I say is, I can't believe I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: You can't You're here.
Speaker 4: You're here, and this person hasn't been in the sort
Speaker 4: of public life for over a decade.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say, Okay.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So I watched her on a TV show and
Speaker 4: then when we're doing karaoke, and the main thing that
Speaker 4: I loved about her was some music she released. So
Speaker 4: I went up to her and I said, no clothes.
Speaker 4: I said, oh my god, Stacey, No, I said, oh
Speaker 4: my god, it's you and She goes, hi, and that
Speaker 4: gave me a big hug.
Speaker 5: And I said, I'm going to sing your song.
Speaker 4: She goes, please do it, Please do it Stephanie Macintosh.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, sky Mangle or Neighbors. That's how I
Speaker 5: came to know and love her. I love this song
Speaker 5: and I love this video.
Speaker 1: She is amazing. Yes.
Speaker 5: And then I said, if I don't have a mistake,
Speaker 5: I'll do tight Rope. She goes, wait, you know the
Speaker 5: words of tight Rope? I said absolutely, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh love it is so much. You know that you've
Speaker 1: had lunch with her sister? How I my birthday lunch?
Speaker 1: Kat Macintosh? Was there?
Speaker 3: Is that steph Macintosh's sister Macintosh Shu, Yes.
Speaker 5: I did not know that. And then I fully found
Speaker 5: got At the end of the night, I said, I'm
Speaker 5: not leaving without a selfie of you and I and
Speaker 5: I got a selfie.
Speaker 1: Oh look at her. She's been living in America, she's
Speaker 1: back or in Australia. Oh my god. She would have
Speaker 1: loved this so much.
Speaker 5: She was divine. Ten.
Speaker 4: We want to ask the question, who have you been
Speaker 4: starstruck by? That most people might not be impressed by
Speaker 4: or like you like a z Grade almost celeb Yes,
Speaker 4: the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: We were just talking about how Jack was finally after
Speaker 3: seven or eight years of meeting celebrity after celebrity, we're
Speaker 3: talking Snoop Dot. You've met Snoop like, you've met them all,
Speaker 3: all of them, all of them, and you have never
Speaker 3: battered an eyelid, and you're not trying not to. No,
Speaker 3: You're just like, oh cool, that's that's.
Speaker 5: Yeats, because everyone's human at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Very strange situation.
Speaker 3: You saw somebody at the races that absolutely you would
Speaker 3: you were starstruck.
Speaker 4: Sky Mangle from Neighbors aka Stephanie Macintosh, who has this
Speaker 4: absolute banger.
Speaker 3: I mean, she was an icon, she still is an icon.
Speaker 3: And we also just discovered that I've known since she.
Speaker 1: Was a girl.
Speaker 5: Yes, I didn't realize that, you're good mate, my cat.
Speaker 1: It's her sister, my best friend's cat.
Speaker 5: Do you remember she dated Nick Revold as well? Yeah,
Speaker 5: for a hot minute, dare of course. Anyway, it was
Speaker 5: just weird for me to be starstruck by someone. And
Speaker 5: on thirteen twenty four to ten, we're asking you when
Speaker 5: were you sort of surprised at who you were starstruck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always a surprise when it happens. Hi, Belinda, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 3: I'm so good. Thank you so much for playing with
Speaker 3: us today. Who did you see that you were weirdly
Speaker 3: starstruck by.
Speaker 10: Chris Smith on the weekend at oh so recently?
Speaker 1: So people want to know who Chris Smith is? Just
Speaker 1: a little little refresher.
Speaker 3: He was a Maya ambassador, wasn't he or David Jones
Speaker 3: or something? And also was married to Daddy Minogue, Well
Speaker 3: not married, but you know the long term pert.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it wasn't he used to play rugby professionally, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he's handsome as hell and a lovely.
Speaker 11: Guy, absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 1: What is it about him that made you starstruck?
Speaker 10: I don't know. He's just got a presence about him.
Speaker 10: He was just really, really nice. And I was kept
Speaker 10: looking at him while he was doing Fasion of the Fields,
Speaker 10: and I thought, I'm going to ask you for a selfie,
Speaker 10: and he was so nice about it.
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 10: Of course, Belinda.
Speaker 1: Said, I'm glad you said selfie. Then I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to get a little bit handsy, av.
Speaker 4: Olinda, We're going to send you a Prizeline Pharmacy Voucher, Beck,
Speaker 4: who are you starstruck by?
Speaker 12: Basically any AFL player out there? But Toby Bedford's number
Speaker 12: one for sure.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: He would be so thrilled to hear that because he
Speaker 3: plays for g w S, which nobody cares about, like
Speaker 3: with all the respect, Like surely they have the smallest
Speaker 3: number of members.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 12: But he's really attractive and have you.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him? And what did you do when
Speaker 1: you did?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 12: I ran up to him and I said, can I
Speaker 12: please get a picture? And he was with his girlfriend
Speaker 12: and they were really nice. Yeah, they took a photo
Speaker 12: with me.
Speaker 3: He didn't look behind him and go, are you is
Speaker 3: there someone? Is there someone famous behind me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I know he's good.
Speaker 5: No, he was good.
Speaker 12: But I think he was a bit shocked that he
Speaker 12: was very nice.
Speaker 1: That's the best part.
Speaker 5: That's really nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also it's nice that the girlfriend didn't try and
Speaker 4: like swat you away, because I can imagine some girlfriends
Speaker 4: of these plays and get a little bit protexting. Priceline
Speaker 4: Pharmacy Voucher for you, Beck, Let's finish with Katterina Swan
Speaker 4: had Arena.
Speaker 1: What a gorgeous name.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Now, who have you been starstruck by?
Speaker 11: Liz Hurley?
Speaker 1: Oh that is a good one.
Speaker 11: Everyonet that was back when she was dating Shane Warn
Speaker 11: as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, talk us through every piece of it.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 11: So they were coming back to Perth for cricket. My
Speaker 11: husband was on the same plane as and he saw
Speaker 11: a get up and then when they were coming off
Speaker 11: the plane waiting for their baggages, I walked up to
Speaker 11: her and asked for a photo. I mean, she was
Speaker 11: more interested in my little boy than me, but yeah,
Speaker 11: it's nice. She was so polite and yeah, so now
Speaker 11: every every photo, Like I just had my fortieth not
Speaker 11: long ago, and she was on my little photo board
Speaker 11: and I just tell everyone she's my best friend, Caterina.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean by sometimes you see
Speaker 3: people and your eyes can't compute because you've only ever
Speaker 3: seen them on a big screen or you know, in
Speaker 3: a magazine, and then you're looking at them three D.
Speaker 1: It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And even like a few weeks ago, we saw half
Speaker 11: the cast from Travel Guides at the airport, so they're
Speaker 11: all in wa two.
Speaker 1: So they would have been thrilled as well. With any
Speaker 1: sort of recognition Swan show Chrissy clique.
Speaker 3: I'm about to talk about Tom Holland and Zendaya, And
Speaker 3: I think that because I work with you and I've
Speaker 3: got young kids, I know who these people are, and
Speaker 3: I don't reckon a lot of people.
Speaker 5: Would you don't reckon nah Zendea?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Surely?
Speaker 1: Well what's she been in?
Speaker 3: She's been in that Euphoria that everyone watched but nobody
Speaker 3: my age.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then she was also she's also been in
Speaker 4: June and then most recently challenges that massive tennis film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see that, but I really enjoyed the trailer.
Speaker 5: That's all like him.
Speaker 1: That's all I can do these days is watch the trailer.
Speaker 1: But I liked it.
Speaker 4: If it's on a streamer and you're at home alone,
Speaker 4: ever watch it. Okay, great, it's a bit.
Speaker 3: Fun, Okay, fantastic. Well Tom Holland, he played some sort
Speaker 3: of superhero, didn't he.
Speaker 5: Yes, he sure did. He played man.
Speaker 3: So they are going out, the two of them, which
Speaker 3: is news to me. But I found this very very unusual.
Speaker 3: Have her listen to what he does to like allay
Speaker 3: his anxiety. These are the his girlfriends India.
Speaker 1: But last thing I knew was actually is in the house.
Speaker 1: It's more a bit of an anxiety thing. But like
Speaker 1: I'll check to see that, like everything's good.
Speaker 5: I just give a little Google look to the news.
Speaker 1: IM she's good, right.
Speaker 4: Well, Tom Holand famously doesn't have social media, so I
Speaker 4: guess he can't check up on her on socials.
Speaker 3: I would imagine that he has her phone number, given
Speaker 3: that she is his girlfriend. I understand that you don't
Speaker 3: have socials, but I don't. Can you explain that to me?
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't it if he.
Speaker 1: Was Is he worried about her?
Speaker 3: Or is he just feeling generalized anxiety and it makes
Speaker 3: him feel better to see her face and he doesn't
Speaker 3: want to call her and tell her that he's got anxiety.
Speaker 1: I don't really understand.
Speaker 5: I get what you mean. I don't like. Also, I know.
Speaker 1: Here and just make sure we're all cool.
Speaker 3: He's googling her because he's anxious about their relationship, and
Speaker 3: he's checking up to see if she's on the streets
Speaker 3: of New York City with someone else.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a very odd thing to admit in an interview. Also,
Speaker 4: I just checked he does have Instagram.
Speaker 1: Do you know what mate? Stop?
Speaker 6: Nah nah.
Speaker 1: Also, this is why I can't do relationships. I don't
Speaker 1: understand that.
Speaker 3: If that was my boyfriend, I would say I wish
Speaker 3: you well deep from my heart.
Speaker 1: But this isn't.
Speaker 3: You can't be googling me no to see how the
Speaker 3: public perceives me.
Speaker 1: That's another thing. Who cares?
Speaker 5: And also you can't be admitting it publicly because that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure she thinks this is cute.
Speaker 3: Now wait till you're an old lady like me, you
Speaker 3: will have zero time for that rubbish.
Speaker 5: What's the last thing you googled? Because that was the
Speaker 5: question he was asked, Oh, okay, go to your history.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And the last thing he googled was
Speaker 1: his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: And he's not like obviously sitting in the car on
Speaker 4: the way to that interview googling her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a worry. I reckon, that's
Speaker 1: a worry. Okay. My last thing.
Speaker 3: Was so daggyach don't know what it is? What it's
Speaker 3: a bishy electric air purifier.
Speaker 5: Oh, because we're giving them away in Quzy, yes.
Speaker 1: Two years and I just wanted to see how big
Speaker 1: they were for my blake to be.
Speaker 4: Honest, I haven't googled anything since. This is from Sunday.
Speaker 4: This is when I was trying to work out what
Speaker 4: to get you for your birthday? Can you buy T
Speaker 4: gift vouchers? And just so everyone knows, the answer is no, No,
Speaker 4: you can't.
Speaker 1: Actually, that reminds me of missed delivery.
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