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Speaker 1: As an adult, never been so questo paying myself and

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Speaker 1: so if I'm like busting, busting like comforts.

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Speaker 2: With me now we say it's a dog, it's a dodger.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome back Thursday episodes guys.

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Speaker 3: With a little bit of a Girl's Guide, where we

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Speaker 3: announced the other winners for our event that we are

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Speaker 3: having on the thirtieth of July, a Little Pino a

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Speaker 3: Picasso event.

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Speaker 1: So we once again are going to be reading a

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Speaker 1: couple of the stories and then announcing the other winners,

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Speaker 1: and this sadly will be all of the winners once

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Speaker 1: we finished reading this out.

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Speaker 2: But these are.

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Speaker 1: Stories craziest thing that's happened with your best friend, and

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Speaker 1: some of them are pretty wild.

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Speaker 2: So let's get into it.

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Speaker 4: And the girls.

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Speaker 3: You should have received an email from our email Just

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Speaker 3: for Girls podcast at gmail dot com confounding that you

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Speaker 3: guys one and we can't wait to see.

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Speaker 1: You that we're so excited guys, and we definitely want

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Speaker 1: to be doing more stuff like this and feature so

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Speaker 1: stage tuned.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's get into story number one from Summer Buckle Up.

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Speaker 3: This one's maybe too juicy, good fucking got my seat

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Speaker 3: butt on myself. Female eighteen and my best friend, also female, eighteen,

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Speaker 3: when on an outback tour of Northern Territory last year

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Speaker 3: for school. Usually I don't mind camping as there's usually

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Speaker 3: access to showers and toilets, but this is different. We

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Speaker 3: went several days without showers and toilets. I remember one

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just like digging a hole.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as you can imagine, there's only so long our

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Speaker 3: My stomach was starting to cramp so bad to the

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Speaker 3: point I needed to go now is he?

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Speaker 4: I call that a doja cat moment?

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Speaker 2: Oh dojaga, I'm talking about pee with doj.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she could have done.

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Speaker 1: She couldn't dojakut is because like I've never ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm, as an adult, never been.

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Speaker 1: So close to peeing myself. And so if I'm like busting, busting,

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Speaker 1: I come to the toilet with me.

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Speaker 2: Now, well we say it's a dog.

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Speaker 4: It's a dodger.

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Speaker 3: My best friend and I decided we're finally gonna go

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Speaker 3: The next morning, we were woken up by everyone at

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Speaker 3: Bug you mean, like you guys, you need to go

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you just lie? Not me? And who cares?

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Speaker 3: So there's me and my friend shoveling our shit in

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Speaker 1: Six of their own poohs in the ones sitting, or

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Speaker 3: They're like, oh, we share, we don't know which one's ours.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have to fucking pick them. What that night

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Speaker 3: I called my dad begging to come home.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's that's disgusting, as in that sucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah sure, it's like how else what? You just want

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it will buy a ill disintegrate. It's by a degradable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, come on.

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Speaker 4: That's like a both of power from the teachers.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations summer. We can't wait to see you and

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Speaker 1: your best.

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Speaker 3: Friend, hopefully your poopy friend. Maybe use the turn yeah

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Speaker 2: Story number two. This one's from Mali.

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Speaker 5: Such a cute name.

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Speaker 4: I love that name. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So to set the scene, this story unfolded in summer

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Speaker 1: in four year is We hyped up the summer as

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Speaker 2: Our lives and a hot girl summer.

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Speaker 1: Naturally, that men a girl's road trip to my holiday

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Speaker 4: Why is my life? Yeah, that's just my past summer.

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Speaker 1: That saturday we were there, we started drinking early after

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Speaker 1: My best friend is on her period. This is a

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Speaker 1: We ended up in the iconic cur Renal hotel line

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Speaker 1: A few hours passed by of us swing in and

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Speaker 4: We're also some good men at hotel.

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Speaker 2: They're they're like, oh sometimes the bit's the older ones. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: not like older older, I'm talking like twenty six. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, they're mine goggles junk goggles.

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Speaker 4: My drunk brain goes, like, you're just fixated on that.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 1: We decide that the minute we get to the boy's house,

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Speaker 2: Oh good friend.

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Speaker 1: She then starts reaching up to grab the second tampon.

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Speaker 4: I've done that before, Fuck me.

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Speaker 2: When one of the boys kno, gonna ask you for

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Speaker 2: We're okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my fee Yeah, fuck up, I'm training and performing

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Speaker 2: Sorry for the tea and my guys. I'm and there's

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Speaker 1: Surprised it wasn't worse anyway. After having my hand in

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Speaker 2: Splatters on my top. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She's truly my sister and best friend. I can't imagine

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would stick my hand.

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Speaker 4: Out there, you would knowing we did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I would know because you're so chill like that,

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Speaker 3: and you were like, yeah, let's just fucking change tampon

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Speaker 2: Like very I don't really mind people changing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just I think I came to shop

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Speaker 3: and I was like, easy, you need to get it out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd fucking fish it out myself first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, you got to do what you're going

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much Marley for the permission.

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Speaker 4: Story number three. Our producer Blake is going to read

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Speaker 6: All right, so this is a really big one. It's

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Speaker 6: from Maddie, So congratulations Maddie. Disclaimer to everyone. It's Monday, Me, Sam,

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Speaker 6: and Izzie all had events on this Saturday, so we're

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Speaker 5: All feel a lot better. Okay, I'm going to try

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Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm not reading it. I just like to listen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So, my best friend and I have been friends for

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Speaker 6: about a year. We became friends through working at a

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Speaker 6: I had worked there for eight months before my best

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Speaker 6: let's call him Joseph. Joseph was my family friend who

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do, drive by course, so off we went.

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Speaker 6: We decided to drive past his house to see who

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Speaker 4: Nah, you can smart him from a mile away.

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Speaker 2: Like Suzuki swifts.

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Speaker 6: On the other hand, I'm a little crazy, loud and

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Speaker 2: You don't remember the dog would know the chick well

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, that should.

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Speaker 2: Be so fun though.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we through the roof, the.

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Speaker 6: My friend and I are both the type of girls

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Speaker 5: We decided to go popp.

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Speaker 2: Plants noll guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we decided to go Papa squad. As I go

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: We make our way up to the window and look inside.

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Speaker 6: No one was there but her boyfriend and his three

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Speaker 3: X bo ah, that'd be so deflating.

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Speaker 4: You're like, fuck, we've done all.

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Speaker 2: These leaved, but like, why are you having little girl cars? I?

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Speaker 2: He plays, and it's like.

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Speaker 5: It's just the ways.

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Speaker 6: We look at each other and decide to make our

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Speaker 6: As we walked back, we must have made a little

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Speaker 4: It's like you got your cheek on me.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: My friend and I scream so loud and start running

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Speaker 6: see is my friend's boyfriend and his three mates running

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Speaker 6: us to pieces. There we were standing covered in dog

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Speaker 6: awkward moment of our lives and definitely one not to forget.

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Speaker 6: Our friends are still together, but the story still haunts

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Speaker 6: us to this day. Hope you both enjoyed. We have

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Speaker 5: Love you boat.

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Speaker 4: Oh we can't wait to hear that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. I would just imagine being him. He'd be like,

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Speaker 1: wait here, effort.

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Speaker 2: You're like, oh yeah, I'm crazy. Story story.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for everyone who submitted. These are

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Speaker 3: the other names that will get an email page. Paris,

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Speaker 3: Bethany Another, Paris and Ella.

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Speaker 1: All of you girls will be getting an email with

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Speaker 1: all of the details. We honestly cannot wait to spend

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Speaker 1: the night with you. It's going to be it's so

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Speaker 1: much fun.

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Speaker 3: Little grazing platter from my friend she's made it will

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Speaker 3: be a really nice night.

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Speaker 2: So we can't wait to see you girls there. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for listening.

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Speaker 4: See you next week next Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,