Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 2: You're one hundred. Well, good morning and happen Ferada. Oh
Speaker 2: Jackie O's arrived morning do sorning Lauren rolling in during
Speaker 2: the opener? How are we? That is heart mess? Do
Speaker 2: you know what that is? Timing? That is absolute timing?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: How do you do it?
Speaker 1: I just arrived Melbourne. This building is so slow. I
Speaker 1: sat at the gate waiting for it to open that
Speaker 1: garage door, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: You can't win, can you. It's not enough security. And
Speaker 2: we put in all the gates.
Speaker 1: No, it's great, the gates. Everything takes a long does
Speaker 1: when you're in a rush.
Speaker 2: Well, you look amazing for someone that's just rolled out
Speaker 2: of bed.
Speaker 1: I haven't just rolled out of bed, you know. I
Speaker 1: was getting ready this morning and then I was just
Speaker 1: faffing around, having a lovely time, rearranging.
Speaker 2: By soft drawer.
Speaker 1: And I looked at the time and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's thirteen minutes to six. What am I doing?
Speaker 2: You know what? Sometimes I do that. I just stand
Speaker 2: there in the shower with the water running over me,
Speaker 2: and I just start thinking about things, and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: I have a job to do. Yeah, I must go
Speaker 2: for one day, for one day.
Speaker 1: And I need.
Speaker 2: It's a bit brattling, isn't it. Oh sorry?
Speaker 1: What was that ida night out with Clint last night? Oh?
Speaker 2: Mum was out on the tawny hell on a Thursday night.
Speaker 2: You know my favorite bit? This morning I said that Clint,
Speaker 2: what time do you guys get home? And he didn't
Speaker 2: say anything. And then I look over next to me
Speaker 2: and he was checking his Zubra account.
Speaker 3: I don't know what time it wasn't because that's a
Speaker 3: good marking for your night out.
Speaker 2: Tip for those at home, just check the U bit receipt.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks that none of them have ever thought of
Speaker 1: that before.
Speaker 2: You know what. Listening to your news, I couldn't even
Speaker 2: tell you that you were out.
Speaker 1: The start I heard it in the cart was smooth.
Speaker 2: This I've got, I've got the audio filod.
Speaker 3: Morning Melbourne, Clints down away with you. Close to five
Speaker 3: hundred Quantas maintenance engineers will take the take, take the
Speaker 3: take the take, take the That was the job and
Speaker 3: country today.
Speaker 2: That was a little type.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the Quantus workers are doing.
Speaker 2: What had written in their Talk Talk the day shot
Speaker 2: fire by Moby in the audio department. Nice and early.
Speaker 1: Today, not me, guys.
Speaker 2: Final show of.
Speaker 1: The year, I know how wonderful.
Speaker 2: Which means wheels off.
Speaker 1: Crazy runouts, crazy run out, start to give away.
Speaker 2: We got it all to give early?
Speaker 1: What can we give away? I want to give something
Speaker 1: away and.
Speaker 2: I got a suppressed you know.
Speaker 1: I want to give something away now.
Speaker 2: At the time of year, I feel like you've just
Speaker 2: skipped over it as I've.
Speaker 1: Got surprised too. It'said I want to give themselves. Oh
Speaker 1: you've got like empty apposed to be excited.
Speaker 2: No, trust me, I've done good over a great scat
Speaker 2: for you, i'd say you certain parts of Melbourne come
Speaker 2: out a little bit later on Hey Lauren, amazing, I'm
Speaker 2: across the surprise.
Speaker 1: I hate it when it's two against one. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: going to give something away. Thirteen twenty four ten crazy
Speaker 1: runout sale, Last day of the year. Who wants a
Speaker 1: double passed fat boy slim or a two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: in Dodor spa vaut So you can.
Speaker 2: Pick, Oh, okay, fat boy or the Spa. That's what
Speaker 2: we're doing next, so will of fortune.
Speaker 1: Yes, that little Adriana Xentity.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, fat Boy or the Spa. It's
Speaker 2: how we're kicking off the show to.
Speaker 1: Slim Or in Dodors Spa, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. May I set the toe for our
Speaker 2: final show? Please do? Oh yeah? When we're when in ready,
Speaker 2: let's go. Final show of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Four Hasn't it been fun?
Speaker 2: This has been one of the best years I've ever
Speaker 2: had in radio compared to lassies, so not the best,
Speaker 2: was one of the worst, not the best.
Speaker 1: And one of the best. He was better room.
Speaker 2: I had a good run in the Black Thunders a
Speaker 2: while back.
Speaker 1: That's when you met your wife?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: All right, well I want to be missus Clause this
Speaker 1: morning because sometimes we get things that we can give
Speaker 1: away and I'm it's that time of year, so let's
Speaker 1: just do it. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 1: Do you want to in Dodo Spa voucher or tickets
Speaker 1: to Fat Boy Slim?
Speaker 2: All right, so we're.
Speaker 1: Doing this is not what we were supposed to do,
Speaker 1: by the way.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not, but unlike you to break the rules,
Speaker 2: Let's do fat Boy or and Doda. Let's go to
Speaker 2: Louise Good morning, Louise. You got a fat Boy Slim.
Speaker 4: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't do that. She wants the Do you want
Speaker 1: the Endodo Spa voucher or the Fat Boy Slim tickets?
Speaker 2: Umm?
Speaker 1: I reckon, I'm going to go in Dodos Bar because
Speaker 1: I woke up for work feeling like a zombie. I
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Speaker 2: I'm in my white linen pants today. I'm ready to
Speaker 2: give away some in dotus. Yeah, you look like you're
Speaker 2: then you look like your half spend half Captain Lee
Speaker 2: from below Death. I'll take that what I was going
Speaker 2: for Jamie in Dodo or the fat Boy fat Boy Slim. Please,
Speaker 2: there we go. Tickets to yours awesome.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Fat Boy Slim brings the summer's biggest outdoor
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Speaker 2: This fair boy doing Wineries.
Speaker 1: I just well, apparently he's doing Mount Anita Steak that's
Speaker 1: a winery.
Speaker 2: You can't sound shocked. You just read it.
Speaker 1: I just read the words and didn't listen to myself.
Speaker 1: I said, I can give this stuff away as long
Speaker 1: as I say what it is properly.
Speaker 2: You can't go. Fat boys stay, let's go. Simon. Hello, Simon,
Speaker 2: how how are you for a Friday?
Speaker 5: I'm not too bad?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 1: What's the vibe on the streets out there?
Speaker 2: Tell us what's happening out there?
Speaker 5: There's not a lot on.
Speaker 7: Just about to pick yourself up a coffee and to work.
Speaker 2: Rivening chat. You are you? Simon strikes me as a
Speaker 2: fat boy, slim kind of guy.
Speaker 8: No, not really, probably more guy Simon.
Speaker 1: Now, Simon for a gift with feeling, given in DODED
Speaker 1: gift card. It's the gift that lets them feel calm,
Speaker 1: nurtured and renewed. Visit in door today what a.
Speaker 2: Fat boy sleep massages? I just sent to a fat boy?
Speaker 2: Or in Dodo what do you want? Oh in Dodo
Speaker 2: would be amazing day.
Speaker 6: Thank you well?
Speaker 1: Just inter for a gift with feeling, give an in
Speaker 1: DODED gift card. It's the gift that lets them feel calm,
Speaker 1: nurtured and renewed visit in Doda today. Okay, that's our
Speaker 1: three in Dodor. That just done, well done, done for
Speaker 1: the holiday.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the holidays.
Speaker 1: Enjoy you you do, enjoy your break.
Speaker 2: Thank you, enjoy a break from us. It is just gone.
Speaker 1: What were we supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Then? Oh, we're going to talk about our night out,
Speaker 2: mister missus Calaues.
Speaker 1: That's what it says on the rundown. We should do
Speaker 1: it again later.
Speaker 2: I know. I want to find out where you two
Speaker 2: ended up last night because I have a feeling things
Speaker 2: got out of hand. They had.
Speaker 1: We went to a new let's go to all break.
Speaker 2: It had the potential to get out of hand.
Speaker 1: Not like we had to leave because Clinton had an emergence.
Speaker 2: Shot yourself almost huge morning ahead. Hey Andy Lee, we
Speaker 2: love him, but he's in hot water.
Speaker 1: I've got a feeling I'm going to be in a
Speaker 1: similar position as Andy Lee very soon.
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to get to that. Just after six.
Speaker 1: Thirty last night, Clinton and I went out to a
Speaker 1: new restaurant, A Crown, A crowd a Crown.
Speaker 2: There's a new Restaurant's lovely as well.
Speaker 1: Smiley DJ, he's done it like l a inspired bar restaurant.
Speaker 1: Food was good.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what we're doing dinner.
Speaker 1: Well, you weren't on the list again, another invitation that you.
Speaker 2: Jason. Some real Vippis were there. It was it was
Speaker 2: star studded.
Speaker 1: You could don Dollar was there, Dom Dollar was the
Speaker 1: Dollar was there and Clint stwandaway.
Speaker 2: Was there a photo? Wo? Yes, there was? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just I just didn't have the patience for people
Speaker 1: getting their photos out the three and I just said, oh,
Speaker 1: can I sneak in? And they said no, it's a
Speaker 1: photo And I said, oh it's fine. I don't mind
Speaker 1: if I don't get a photo.
Speaker 2: For the food, for the champagne exactly three larries.
Speaker 1: Just the supermodels. They supermodel?
Speaker 2: Were they? Yes?
Speaker 1: Stunning.
Speaker 3: They were doing the most elaborate photo shooting, taking garments off,
Speaker 3: putting garments on.
Speaker 2: It was quite a scene.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we had to leave in a rush because Clint
Speaker 1: thought he was going to have a situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were walking to the Uber and I was like,
Speaker 1: can you stop running? And I was trying to tell
Speaker 1: him the story, was like tell me, tell me, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why you are meet her ahead of me?
Speaker 1: I don't want to yell the story.
Speaker 3: I was walking carry saxby Juna because Clinton awake.
Speaker 2: She was an Australian walker back in the eighties.
Speaker 1: You're faster than that. You're running bro.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Anyway, I don't think I've ever heard anyone reference.
Speaker 3: It's our last day today, and I've got myself into
Speaker 3: another situation because.
Speaker 1: This is also a situation.
Speaker 2: We've got some.
Speaker 3: Lovely colleagues here, but a colleague that helps me each
Speaker 3: and every day is the lovely Ash Gardener.
Speaker 1: We love now.
Speaker 2: She can run, She's like mother. She can run and.
Speaker 1: She right well.
Speaker 2: So a peak behind the times.
Speaker 1: When Clint's too hungover, Ash reads the news for him
Speaker 1: because she's a professional.
Speaker 2: She's so professional.
Speaker 1: Good morning, hello, into that beautiful voice.
Speaker 2: It's a lovely boy. Are we on track for the Olympics?
Speaker 9: No, no, it's very it's very kind that you think
Speaker 9: that is an option for me, but no, definitely Not's.
Speaker 1: The fittest person I know, and she just didn't Iron
Speaker 1: Woman recently. I mean, come on, a madness. Have you
Speaker 1: recovered from that yet?
Speaker 2: I'm still missing a couple of times.
Speaker 9: Because you're too worried about this is why you don't
Speaker 9: often see me wearing open to shoes.
Speaker 1: It's the season for open's the season.
Speaker 2: Be careful what we say.
Speaker 3: I thought i'd give you a little gift today, just
Speaker 3: to thank you for everything that you've done.
Speaker 2: Let's have a little awkward hug.
Speaker 1: News readers uniting because she does so much to help me. Well,
Speaker 1: he didn't get up.
Speaker 2: Here's the issue.
Speaker 1: So he likes you the best.
Speaker 3: I went shopping yesterday for a few little odds and ends,
Speaker 3: and I bought two gifts from this one store and
Speaker 3: I had them gift wrapped.
Speaker 2: Don't know which ones exactly the same size?
Speaker 1: What are the options?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't mind me declaring what they are?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: So one is this beautiful smelling Christmas candle? What are
Speaker 2: you doing? What do you say? Ship?
Speaker 1: Cleanse? Fig around? Clint said the sea word.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Melbourne, when will you learn here? It comes Cleanse.
Speaker 2: We'll be back in a minute. Final show of the year.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one strike?
Speaker 2: Can we like? Put Clint on the telly up slowly?
Speaker 2: That's gone up. I cannot do Mariah today. I just can't.
Speaker 1: It's the last show of the year.
Speaker 3: Agree, So Lauren leads away A nice wow, Jason, I
Speaker 3: seven each I cou'tle believe I'm up seven.
Speaker 2: Yep, you say the sea word. During December, you get
Speaker 2: Mariah here on No, Clint.
Speaker 1: You've got a ketnundrum. You've bought two.
Speaker 3: I bought two, had them gift wrapped at the store,
Speaker 3: beautiful Ash. One is a festive candle which I bought
Speaker 3: for Ash. The other is a Chris Kringle present which
Speaker 3: is exactly the same size as this box. But it's
Speaker 3: a mug and it has on the mug Small Dick Energy.
Speaker 1: And you got them wrapped at the same.
Speaker 2: Shottle penises on it. I want them.
Speaker 1: And so you had them wrapped in the same shop
Speaker 1: and you don't know which one.
Speaker 9: This is not your handiwork.
Speaker 2: As that's my ash.
Speaker 1: Happy holidays from Clims.
Speaker 7: I'm typically part opener first, but.
Speaker 1: This is the exception to the because we all want
Speaker 1: to know what did you get.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of ribbon.
Speaker 1: I hope it's the small Dick Energy mug. I will
Speaker 1: laugh and you can't give it back. I want to
Speaker 1: see you drinking your tea from that, you know.
Speaker 2: Will jeezush card it just rip it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 7: It is a Christmas in the studio for twenty seconds
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm like, have you done.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Across Melbourne? This is number one hundred. That is Mariah Harry. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's it normal sea words.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's two in half an hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1: One was on Ashgardner, who is the brains behind the
Speaker 1: Clint Stanaway operation and the beauty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're writing scripts. You'd be proud of me this morning.
Speaker 2: Take a listen to this Good Morning Melbourne. Clint down
Speaker 2: Away with you.
Speaker 3: Close to five hundred quantas maintenance engineers will take the take,
Speaker 3: take the take, take, take the walk off the job
Speaker 3: at Major.
Speaker 2: There was editsing we know it is? Do you know what?
Speaker 2: It was? Actually a type ash that's on.
Speaker 1: You, Ash, I know. Sorry, You're so cute. You can
Speaker 1: do whatever you like.
Speaker 2: A great segment, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm clinted down Away.
Speaker 2: Coming up?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 8: Jay?
Speaker 2: Is this going to make it? I'm worried this next
Speaker 2: segment's going to make us feel old.
Speaker 1: I think it might make you feel old. Well, you
Speaker 1: did say something before that really made gen z and
Speaker 1: a giggle and you don't know what it is?
Speaker 2: Oh what did I say? Oh? No, so we do
Speaker 2: have one of our team members, gen Z, she's well,
Speaker 2: she's twelve going on thirteen.
Speaker 1: How old are you actually? Twenty two? Sixteen? Tell the truth?
Speaker 2: Sixteen?
Speaker 1: Well we've got an issue with the festive party tonight,
Speaker 1: then you can't go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how old?
Speaker 1: I really put my foot in it. The twenty five?
Speaker 1: Oh grow up? I thought you were like twenty. I've
Speaker 1: in my midlife classes.
Speaker 2: Maybe glasses. That's it, we're comparing our lives. Next, you're
Speaker 2: on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well,
Speaker 2: and so is our twelve year old producer gen Z.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good, good morning, let's go morning. So there's
Speaker 2: an article that was floating around this week, and how
Speaker 2: accurate this is? I feel like it's a beat up,
Speaker 2: probably from the PR departy, I don't think. So they've
Speaker 2: done some research and they're saying that gen zas which
Speaker 2: is you? That's me hanging up the shot glasses for
Speaker 2: frozen yogurt cups on a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: So all these froyo shops are heaving on a Saturday
Speaker 1: night in their early twenties. But also people in their
Speaker 1: twenties are way more health conscious than.
Speaker 2: They got little rings on their watches and if.
Speaker 1: They are drinking drinking like the zero sugar like I
Speaker 1: was drinking.
Speaker 2: Stoly lemon rosky.
Speaker 1: Yes, rosky, I was drinking all the sugary like drinks
Speaker 1: in a can when I was.
Speaker 2: They still do.
Speaker 1: Watermelon Bardi breezes.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 1: You've never heard of them.
Speaker 2: No, you've never heard of a Baccadi breezer.
Speaker 1: No, what about a lemon rusky?
Speaker 10: I've had a ruskin.
Speaker 1: We do cruises, not a bruiser cruises cruise.
Speaker 3: Bree breeze was a bit more bougie, was it Bacardiadi Breez.
Speaker 1: And Avoka cruise.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The watermelon yep.
Speaker 2: I mean, on the balance of it, just my sister
Speaker 2: is around the same age. Just means we are age
Speaker 2: and she's another one.
Speaker 3: She doesn't really drink like she's she's a sort of
Speaker 3: fro yo kind of goal Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 1: Something nice about doing nothing on a Saturday night, waking
Speaker 1: up fresh on a Sunday. I mean, it's not the
Speaker 1: season for it at the moment.
Speaker 2: Absolutely no, we.
Speaker 1: Will thing because there is a generational gap between New
Speaker 1: gen Z and us, and in particular Jason. So tonight
Speaker 1: is the office festive party, and before we were talking
Speaker 1: about it because we what are we doing tonight? We
Speaker 1: can't go We've got a beautiful formal wedding.
Speaker 2: We have a lovely formal wedding tonight of Darcy Jane.
Speaker 1: You're talking congratulations Darcy and Jane. You're wearing a beautiful
Speaker 1: black suits. We're talking about that. He's already got a
Speaker 1: complex about it.
Speaker 2: Clean.
Speaker 1: You absolutely can wear the black suit.
Speaker 3: Cleant stop, I'm not too sure about black cat wear
Speaker 3: a black tie with black suit.
Speaker 2: What are you doing to a wedding?
Speaker 1: No, you can wear a black suit. Men can wear
Speaker 1: a black No, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Where the black suits start. He's not parking cars.
Speaker 1: We have two and a half hours of this show
Speaker 1: and he's going to wig out for the mists shopping. Okay,
Speaker 1: good one. Anyway, the office party, we're trying to work
Speaker 1: out between the ceremony and the dinner, we could get
Speaker 1: to the office parties pop in and say hello. And
Speaker 1: I said, well, it doesn't really line up because it
Speaker 1: starts at six at six and gen Z, what did Jason?
Speaker 1: That's so late? That was so late six pm, That
Speaker 1: is so late at the same time in the phone room,
Speaker 1: exact same time. That's so early.
Speaker 2: Can I point out? I was coming from a cool
Speaker 2: angle where I was like, why wait till six?
Speaker 1: Let's people have jobs that generally finish around five, and
Speaker 1: then you've got to get ready for the party. Six
Speaker 1: is way too early, Jess. I would be like, eight o'clock,
Speaker 1: it's probably a good start. Well that was my concern
Speaker 1: because I thought if we pop in for fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: at the start and say hello, I was like, no
Speaker 1: one's going to be there at six. So last night
Speaker 1: Clinton and I went to this dinner gen Z You'll
Speaker 1: get around this, and it said it said seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: You went on the list need that was chess, It's
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock. And I was like, oh, that's sit
Speaker 1: down at seven. There's obviously drinks before that. So Clinty
Speaker 1: and I walked in at seven and we were the
Speaker 1: second people. Did you eat nine o'clock?
Speaker 2: The main the wago was beautiful nine o'clock. That's breakfast?
Speaker 2: Jesting it did they blend it for you? What have
Speaker 2: I told you? Anything after eight pm needs to be.
Speaker 1: They had an hour of cocktails and standards and I
Speaker 1: walked around like, when were were sitting down? When a
Speaker 1: we're sitting down. When are we eating? Let's get this.
Speaker 2: Show on the road.
Speaker 1: Joey guy. You're wearing a nice time, but let's get
Speaker 1: the show on the right.
Speaker 2: It'll be me tonight at the wedding. All right, we
Speaker 2: get it. You're in love. Let's go so good morning.
Speaker 2: This is Melbourne's triple M sorry number one hundred, my.
Speaker 1: Bad Sway request, last day of the year. Well done, standards.
Speaker 2: I was on the MS when that came out.
Speaker 1: That song, Yeah, you really got into it. Gen Z's
Speaker 1: never heard it before. It's a new artist, very super linon.
Speaker 1: Enough on my baby, all right?
Speaker 2: Um made a follow up? Who Phil Sunburn? Not one
Speaker 2: of the strongest.
Speaker 1: I get it off.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the.
Speaker 1: Guys. I've got an idea the last show of the year.
Speaker 1: I sent this to Jays. I love it like a
Speaker 1: TikTok trend. I love it. You know, you get stuck
Speaker 1: in the elk. What's currently on your algorithm? Plenty?
Speaker 2: That's a really good question.
Speaker 3: I think it's like festive crack, you know, you know
Speaker 3: that what's festive crack? The stuff that you're baking the oven,
Speaker 3: better soladas, a bit of carameli type and then goodness
Speaker 3: and then some chocolate on top.
Speaker 1: And then you break it up, break it up like bark, Christmas,
Speaker 1: Christmas Bark. We all said it. You said it first.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I said bestive crack you idiots. No, it
Speaker 2: wasn't me. She said it first, she said Christmas bark,
Speaker 2: and then I was one, Oh God.
Speaker 1: Okay, everyone watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, seriously, we'll just play Brian Adams into Fuel
Speaker 2: Into Mariah.
Speaker 1: Well they nearly got the other seaweb seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, double figures, Laura.
Speaker 1: This was such a fun game and it's.
Speaker 2: Backfire absolutely Morning Melbourne. It is an Ober one hundred
Speaker 2: year on the Air with Jason Lauren, final show of
Speaker 2: the year. We've got a game we want to play.
Speaker 2: But also this is something you you can have a
Speaker 2: bit of fun and do animates place on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's where I saw it on TikTok. It
Speaker 1: was these people who were having a dinner party and
Speaker 1: there were six of them and it was Uber EAT's Roulette.
Speaker 1: So they all got a budget thirty bucks. You can't
Speaker 1: tell each other what and we're doing it for the
Speaker 1: team for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 2: Everyone has to get their phone and order something random, but.
Speaker 1: Don't tell anyone what it is, whatever you think would
Speaker 1: be a fun breakfast. And then we have one big
Speaker 1: buffet of all the different things we've ordered.
Speaker 2: But you might be eating out of a lamb suver
Speaker 2: because someone ordered that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if that's what you want for.
Speaker 2: Brecky, and then chocolate Sundays might arrive.
Speaker 1: So we're having an Uber Eats buffet.
Speaker 2: We need a lazy season.
Speaker 1: So get these Susan Scrolly options where by, and then
Speaker 1: as they arrive, we'll announce what they were. Don't tell
Speaker 1: anyone what it is right now.
Speaker 2: So I just pick one meal.
Speaker 1: You got up to thirty No, up to thirty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Though it's for the buffet, you've got to contribute to
Speaker 1: the Uber Eats.
Speaker 2: Rules, like you if you get one croissant, that's not
Speaker 2: really going to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to buy enough for the team.
Speaker 2: And everyone on the team is going to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's going to be too much food.
Speaker 2: Can't just do us three?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: More rogue the better?
Speaker 1: All right? They all they all want in. Every run's in.
Speaker 1: It's going to be quite the buffet. Here we go
Speaker 1: where you sit on Indian No, you're not, No, I
Speaker 1: can't do it. But also if that's what you want,
Speaker 1: you can't tell anyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little butter chicken to go down a tree.
Speaker 2: I've been looking at a line everywhere for a pizza
Speaker 2: and it's hard to get No.
Speaker 1: I know places four our pizzas.
Speaker 2: They don't do it anymore. I just had a look.
Speaker 2: Is no longer bottom of chapter twenty four hours. Tokyo Leamingtons. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Tokyo Leamington sounds fun.
Speaker 1: I've already I found. I found what I want.
Speaker 2: Lamington's just food.
Speaker 1: Thirty dollars the budget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Can just see shakes if you wanted you could.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Ordered six bottles of Passion Pop early, not till after nine.
Speaker 2: It has just gone five Part seven. We've got a
Speaker 2: huge show coming up, but.
Speaker 1: We've got a huge wreckference buffet coming up to on the.
Speaker 2: Other side of this. There was something that happened this
Speaker 2: year that it was probably.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was a very serious moment.
Speaker 2: It was it was It was probably the hardest moment
Speaker 2: for me on this show I've ever had.
Speaker 1: But it went a bit pear shaped.
Speaker 2: And the way we take that moment from you, one hundred.
Speaker 1: Percent, we should relive it.
Speaker 2: I think we should. I don't think you could get
Speaker 2: any more raw than the way I was and the
Speaker 2: way you two supported me.
Speaker 1: But it's like family was disgusting. Sometimes when the chips
Speaker 1: are down, you gotta laugh.
Speaker 2: Dull, maybe a lord of chips. Let's check your rund
Speaker 2: to work. Latest in years You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason and Lauren clint here as well. Final show of
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four coming up. Closer to eight o'clock. We've
Speaker 2: got your chance to win five thousand dollars and after
Speaker 2: eight I've got a Christmas present for you, Jace. Oh
Speaker 2: are you Jason? Jason, we ain't getting out of here
Speaker 2: until three o'clock? S Sorry? Was that a real That
Speaker 2: was a real fumble?
Speaker 3: Actually I can feel it right here.
Speaker 6: Song.
Speaker 2: I'm over the song, so do we? That was your fault?
Speaker 1: Rules are rules. You're not getting your heavy metal song now.
Speaker 1: This is a replacement. Sucked.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Okay, that one was on me. I apologize.
Speaker 2: I'm actually quite angry with myself. You say the sea word,
Speaker 2: you get Mariah. I'm sorry. I'm over this game now.
Speaker 1: Like I was saying, tread carefully.
Speaker 2: I have a festive present for you. Great after eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: It's a good one.
Speaker 1: You know what it is, I'm going to hate it.
Speaker 2: Ana, No, well I think you like it.
Speaker 1: That means i'll hate it. Do you two have silly
Speaker 1: little smokes on your face?
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people will be jealous. Just
Speaker 2: expect the unexpected, guys. Okay, we're going to get to
Speaker 2: that in a second. First, So we've been taking a
Speaker 2: look back at how not so fine moments this year,
Speaker 2: mixed emotions this year. Professionally, I would say in twenty
Speaker 2: seven years of radio, this has been one of the
Speaker 2: best years I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Like it's been great, Like this.
Speaker 2: Company over taking us from the streets have just been incredible.
Speaker 2: We love the people in this building. Everyone's so nice
Speaker 2: to work with. Personally. Had some highs and lows, and
Speaker 2: earlier this year probably that low point was scattering my parents' ashes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, emotional, A huge day for your family.
Speaker 2: Massive massive and we all headed to the Gold Coaster
Speaker 2: to do it. We got the whole family together. I
Speaker 2: remember at the time, Clint, you flagged it. You're like,
Speaker 2: does it feel like closure or the end? Like after this,
Speaker 2: there's nothing else? And yeah, I had that fear going
Speaker 2: into it. But as you'll hear in the audio I'm.
Speaker 3: About to play or says, that's what friends are for
Speaker 3: you two.
Speaker 1: When you're family, sometimes you get the giggles in the
Speaker 1: face of adversity and difficult situations. Because if you don't laugh,
Speaker 1: your cry.
Speaker 2: Melbourne please enjoy. Lauren and Clint not so fine.
Speaker 1: We were being supportive.
Speaker 2: Saturday morning. We all got up at five am and
Speaker 2: in the cover of darkness climb them mountain there at
Speaker 2: Miami and we're all set up on Miami Beach, which
Speaker 2: is where we used to holiday every year for like
Speaker 2: eight weeks as a family. So it was the perfect
Speaker 2: place to scatter mum and Dad's ashes, which is what
Speaker 2: the whole weekend was about. And there was twenty of us.
Speaker 1: Is it two separate.
Speaker 2: We had two sort of cylinders, like cardboard cylinders, and
Speaker 2: you peel the top off. Now you peel the top off,
Speaker 2: you peel the top of.
Speaker 1: Like the pringles. I'm picturing pringles.
Speaker 2: They weren't going to sour cream. You can't stop my parents.
Speaker 2: My parents were not in a sour cream and tried, no,
Speaker 2: it's not he hated pringles. And we walked down to
Speaker 2: the water's edge and it was you know, it was
Speaker 2: very emotional at this point. And it's just my sisters
Speaker 2: and I in the water, and all the other family
Speaker 2: gathered on the bank right in the water about just
Speaker 2: above knees. We went in, we kept going in and
Speaker 2: like it was emotional on somber, but also it was fun,
Speaker 2: like the kids are playing around, you know, and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I scattered a little bit and then passed the
Speaker 2: cylinder to my sister and she scattered a bit, and
Speaker 2: we swapped around right and we're pouring in the water,
Speaker 2: and just as we finish, everyone sort of walks towards
Speaker 2: the water more and one of my kids walks into
Speaker 2: the water and starts waiting waiting in the water. Was
Speaker 2: that point it was a rash. A wave sort of
Speaker 2: brought mum and dad back into the shore and covered
Speaker 2: one of my kids. Stop it click, I said, stand up,
Speaker 2: you've got dad on you.
Speaker 1: Stop it, stop it. What did you do?
Speaker 2: What you done? Keep like you know when you're trying
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 1: Sand off, I mean you set us up for fail.
Speaker 1: When to fail when you said that in it container.
Speaker 2: That cylinder, it was a cardboard cylinder like pringles. No,
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: Say like Pringles Well, who said that?
Speaker 2: Maybe I said, like Pringles.
Speaker 1: R I p rest in peace.
Speaker 2: Mom and dad, don't take they're not your mom and dad.
Speaker 2: They might Yeah, they were sorry. We can't do this.
Speaker 1: Clint Sunway, you dirty talk. That is not fun. Jay.
Speaker 1: Would you like an apology from him?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Lauren, I'm so sorry for your singles. It is
Speaker 2: just gone twenty.
Speaker 3: I can't eat pringles anymore, gastritis or something because of
Speaker 3: my parents.
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up after eight o'clock this morning, We've got
Speaker 2: a surprise, a festive surprise for me and Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh everyone's in yep. I thought it was an exclusive surprise.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, people will be able to Is it just
Speaker 2: the guest? It is guess the guest. You're going to
Speaker 2: have to share the guest with Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I'm cool with that.
Speaker 2: I think wait till you see who it is the ideas. No.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm nervous because generally when you say you've got
Speaker 1: a surprise, it's not something good.
Speaker 2: Loss lips thanks, He spent the dental group All dental
Speaker 2: under one roof? Is it e B DG dot com
Speaker 2: dot AU Time for losses lips. This is where you
Speaker 2: put on the noise canceling headphones. You have to try
Speaker 2: and read our lips. We're pumping really loud music in
Speaker 2: the Lawren's ears. It's an amazing skill she has, Clint.
Speaker 2: It is uncanny.
Speaker 1: Are we started?
Speaker 2: She a bit hunged on millionaires? She's a bit yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we were drinking vodka Martiniz last night. They
Speaker 2: sat a little. I think she's got indigestion. Oh you
Speaker 2: blow it? You blow it? What you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Do you have a face?
Speaker 2: You blow it?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Do you want to at first?
Speaker 3: I'll carry the theme from last night. You got reflex,
Speaker 3: I'll go, I'll go clean. Dinner and Dessert with Dom
Speaker 3: Dollar was delish.
Speaker 1: Dinner and Drinks with Tommy Collins was delish, dinner, dinner.
Speaker 3: And and dessert dessert with with Dom Dollar?
Speaker 1: Dom Dollar was was with Dom Dollar was delish.
Speaker 2: You've done well there?
Speaker 1: When did we have dessert with?
Speaker 2: Last night?
Speaker 1: Dinner and and drinks with Dom Dollar.
Speaker 2: That's the martinis. Last night we had dinner dessert with him.
Speaker 2: It was not table for three. He was just in
Speaker 2: the same room all right.
Speaker 1: Right now, Jason's lips are hard to read because it's
Speaker 1: minute lip.
Speaker 2: I have a bottom, lip, I have a big bottom.
Speaker 2: No shut up, Okay, here we go. We're on, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're on. Here we go. I bought you tickets to
Speaker 2: the cricket.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Louis.
Speaker 2: I bought you tickets to the cricket.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 1: I bought you tickets to Louis.
Speaker 2: To that cricket.
Speaker 1: I bought you tickets to the cricket, to the Green,
Speaker 1: to the cricket, to the cricket. You can take man, Matt.
Speaker 2: Cricket. The best thing.
Speaker 1: About the cricket is halftime.
Speaker 2: I don't think they have halftime the cricket. I'm excited
Speaker 2: not to see you for six weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm excited not to see you for six weeks too.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's my mouth. By the way, what we have
Speaker 2: a huge hour and a half ahead for our final
Speaker 2: show we do. How would you like to win, not
Speaker 2: even court side, but on the court.
Speaker 1: Tickets to the Australian Open Rod Laver Arena. You know,
Speaker 1: you see like the celebrities and those boogie like El
Speaker 1: McPherson was in these seats last year on the court
Speaker 1: to watch I'm actually the Australian Open.
Speaker 2: This would be incredible. No, not yet, you're ringing for
Speaker 2: those no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, coming out a bit later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do that a little bit later on. Also,
Speaker 2: I've got one of.
Speaker 1: My favorite tennis players coming on.
Speaker 2: Ultimate surprise for you and Melbourne. We have a final guest.
Speaker 2: The guest a mystery celebrity coming in after eight. We
Speaker 2: what a lot of chefs in we haven't all the
Speaker 2: shifts come and cook something. It is not a chef.
Speaker 2: But before we get to that, speaking of cooking, we're
Speaker 2: talking about what was going viral this year, and there's
Speaker 2: a game that's been going viral online on.
Speaker 1: The top to Roulette guys. So basically we've all had
Speaker 1: to order something for our final show Breakfast Buffet. I
Speaker 1: got mine delivered to my house accidentally.
Speaker 2: The rules were you could only spin up to thirty dollars. Yep.
Speaker 2: Didn't tell the team what you were ordering. The whole
Speaker 2: team was ordered from different locations across the Melbourne here
Speaker 2: not everything.
Speaker 1: No, because you know why Producer Brody had to reorder
Speaker 1: because he tried to order a chicken vindalu and the
Speaker 1: restaurant said we can't do that. At seven o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning, so they can't put his order.
Speaker 2: What have you got?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not telling you no, no, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no.
Speaker 2: We'll wait.
Speaker 1: We'll wait until it's all here in the.
Speaker 3: Red Okay, Oh yeah, I ordered mine from many suburbs.
Speaker 1: But we're starving and we're not allowed to eat until
Speaker 1: it all arrives.
Speaker 2: I want to open the confessions hotline now, be very
Speaker 2: careful not to use the C word. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten Office party Confession Line, What.
Speaker 1: Went down at your office party.
Speaker 2: And who with does happened? Really does so?
Speaker 1: One ceo has gone viral for giving his staff a
Speaker 1: pep talk. This is for the office party.
Speaker 2: This is a Melbourne ceo, I will point out as well,
Speaker 2: at an office here in Melbourne, a company. All the
Speaker 2: stuff dialed in for the zoom gather around ahead of
Speaker 2: the festive party.
Speaker 1: Got some rules and regulations is what they said.
Speaker 2: And I'll play the audio. He drops the C word.
Speaker 2: It's allowed because it's a news grap web playing. Take
Speaker 2: a listen to his brief for the staff drugs.
Speaker 5: Myself, I just don't do the work events.
Speaker 2: That's when at the Christmas party, it's a really strong rule.
Speaker 1: Listen to the staff giggling. He was very he was,
Speaker 1: that's that's a very good rule.
Speaker 2: A similar boss had a radio station in Perth. I
Speaker 2: worked out and warning you about Persian rugs ahead of
Speaker 2: the festive party. And she was like, she has looked,
Speaker 2: just don't do anything silly.
Speaker 1: Well, that's good advice.
Speaker 2: I used to get nude a lot in my twenties.
Speaker 1: She said that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he said that. She said it, but this
Speaker 2: wasn't on zoom. This is in the room, We're all
Speaker 2: sitting there.
Speaker 1: This is like, it's actually better in a room than
Speaker 1: on zoom because zoom now it's all recorded.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was like, yeah, I used to
Speaker 2: get nude in my twenties at office event.
Speaker 1: Laura, you can't be getting nude at the office party.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when.
Speaker 3: Jason made a speech at our festive party. He stood
Speaker 3: up on a chair at.
Speaker 1: The other joint and he said, camera phones down.
Speaker 2: Good friend. I still got the audience.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't see it because as soon as he
Speaker 1: got up and took the microphone. It was at a
Speaker 1: multi level venue and I walked down the stairs. I
Speaker 1: did not want to know about it. Very I think
Speaker 1: you did that. I think you did the speech from
Speaker 1: the perspective of an old an old.
Speaker 2: Old the right word colleague of ours, an old old colleague.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves an impression, a festive.
Speaker 1: Part of Look, you're still getting a rash thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I really am thirteen?
Speaker 1: Where is that audio?
Speaker 2: Who am I?
Speaker 1: He was saying, where am I? That's probably more accurately
Speaker 1: who am I? Don't you know my name? Because that's
Speaker 1: what he said to people in the office one day,
Speaker 1: Don't you know who I am?
Speaker 2: And who I am?
Speaker 1: So you got up and did it?
Speaker 2: Did I say that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 1: We should get the audio.
Speaker 2: It's a good gear for me, very good. That's a
Speaker 2: good gear for me. Didn't go down well.
Speaker 1: Fired and I went down with you. So thanks a lot.
Speaker 2: You are welcome. Thirty. How am I? Where am I?
Speaker 2: Not here anymore? Sorry? I was laughing at the back of.
Speaker 3: That song because Queen mark this conversation. We just need
Speaker 3: to mark this conversation, because we've got to guess the guest.
Speaker 1: Coming up, and I've been guessing like Matt because you
Speaker 1: two obviously won't tell me who it is.
Speaker 3: Now we're not going to. But once we reveal who
Speaker 3: it is, This is gonna be very funny. Who do
Speaker 3: you think it is?
Speaker 2: John wanna say?
Speaker 1: Jane Bun?
Speaker 2: Jane Bun from Channel seven is a caller.
Speaker 1: Called and said that you're the Jane Bun of radio.
Speaker 2: All right, just mark this conversation. A mystery guest going
Speaker 2: to be Jane Barn.
Speaker 3: Miss just wait, just wait, you just wait and see
Speaker 3: you think it's Jane Bunn.
Speaker 2: A mystery guest is going to be joining us on
Speaker 2: the show very very soon. First, let's run off lad
Speaker 2: some money now, Melbourne. You do not want to miss shots.
Speaker 1: I've got the sweaty part.
Speaker 2: You are not going to want to miss Lauren's reaction
Speaker 2: to this A street guest, Oh, missus bum, all right,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: He's it Jane Barn.
Speaker 2: You're not saying any Let's just please priceless Indy, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning Indian.
Speaker 1: Lad, it through congratulations twenty two years old. What do
Speaker 1: you do with yourself? I'm receptionist.
Speaker 2: You have a festive dinner this weekend with friends. I
Speaker 2: believe I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I believe you and I have something in common.
Speaker 2: Indy.
Speaker 1: You love the hot pottery guy on TikTok as well.
Speaker 6: I don't know about love.
Speaker 2: But pottery guy, you like it looking.
Speaker 1: At like like like not love? Do you like him?
Speaker 1: Or do you like him like like was like you
Speaker 1: like like h Indye.
Speaker 2: You can take an easy question fifty bucks meaning question
Speaker 2: for five hundred, or roll the dice and go for
Speaker 2: five k. What are we going with five k? Thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Al right, here's the go. If you don't know, yes,
Speaker 2: but you've only got three seconds to answer the question.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, how are you feeling? Good?
Speaker 1: Luck? Thank you?
Speaker 2: You're nervous?
Speaker 1: Yeah, five thousand dollars goes a long way.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, come on, this is gettable. You ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Among land animals, what species has the largest eyes?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: Mammals?
Speaker 1: It's not a mammal. What is it a mammal? No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get confused with my animals.
Speaker 2: One, two, three it's a street.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I guess that one and Clint, you
Speaker 1: guessed it.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: An ostriach do you know, bigger than an elephant? It's
Speaker 1: an ostria. An ostrich isn't a mammal. I'm no ostrich.
Speaker 2: You're not going going away empty hand, and I'm going
Speaker 2: to check your two hundred dollars worth of fuel heading
Speaker 2: into the weekend. What did you say, Harry Cooperctor? Harry?
Speaker 1: I said he's an Ostrich mammal? Or is it a bird?
Speaker 1: But can birds mammals? I hate birds, you know? I
Speaker 1: hate birds. Don't tacked by bird yesterday twice by baby
Speaker 1: Ostrich Maybe.
Speaker 2: Must have got you in the head. There is more
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Speaker 2: I'm paying the belts.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm learning what a mammal is.
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, he's an ostrich, you mammal?
Speaker 2: I sweat has got a spark.
Speaker 1: Well, she might have been right.
Speaker 11: I can't do an How do you spell ostri O
Speaker 11: S t R I c h O S t or
Speaker 11: t r.
Speaker 2: Can someone check Jane in reception?
Speaker 1: He's an Ostrich mammal. Ostrich's art mammals. So she was wrong.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: They're birds. I mean, rewind the tapes. That's what I
Speaker 1: said five minutes ago. Don't fly, they do lay eggs
Speaker 1: and the.
Speaker 3: Biggest I'm just going to turn the mic off coming
Speaker 3: up outrageous Stacy.
Speaker 2: We have a mystery guy. You don't want to miss
Speaker 2: a Melbourne. Lauren's reaction is going to be bloody, priceless.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne, final show of the years out. No,
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 1: I think I know who it is.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 1: Riah Kerry?
Speaker 2: I would I would lower those expectations. Pop up on zoom,
Speaker 2: I would definitely lower those expectations. All right, So, mystery guest.
Speaker 1: I want to this about a million dollars for the
Speaker 1: amount of times to play the song.
Speaker 2: Lauren doesn't know who is about to join us, does
Speaker 2: Melbourne not? Melbourne doesn't know either.
Speaker 1: You haven't said it while I was an in present.
Speaker 2: For everybody, Lauren, the mystery guest is currently listening right.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could ask them a question and they could
Speaker 2: like cough or make a sound to answer you.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you a female? That's a man?
Speaker 2: Was that was that?
Speaker 6: Was?
Speaker 1: That was the coffee? Yes? Or a coffin?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: I say cough if you're a female and they coughed, Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a female. Next question, have we met before?
Speaker 1: Cough for yes?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: A female? That sounds like.
Speaker 2: Lauren's a little bit hungover this morning? Would you say
Speaker 2: you've had big night? I'm not hungovers? Would you say,
Speaker 2: who's the party girl? Should we rip the band aid off? Lauren?
Speaker 2: It's not Jane's mystery guest, mister Willis.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought this interview was canceled. Is
Speaker 1: the real?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, it's live.
Speaker 8: And can I just say that when you said is
Speaker 8: it Mariah Querry Kerry, you said lower your expect one
Speaker 8: am I chop liver.
Speaker 1: This is the best surprise ever.
Speaker 2: Robbie.
Speaker 1: You're my favorite of all time? Which is the movie?
Speaker 1: I cried the whole time. I told every single person
Speaker 1: that will listen that they must go and watch you
Speaker 1: when it comes out on Boxing Day?
Speaker 8: Oh well, bless you from your mouth to God's ears
Speaker 8: and all general public listening. Hey, I know this doesn't
Speaker 8: make very good radio, but my hair has grown back
Speaker 8: on my chest? Should I shave it off?
Speaker 1: Keep the rug, Robbie, keep the rug?
Speaker 2: You keep boy? How are you, mister Robbie Williams.
Speaker 8: I'm ruined as a human.
Speaker 1: I feel your pain. Today's our last day of work
Speaker 1: for the year, and I've crawled to the finish line.
Speaker 8: So so what are you going to do? With your
Speaker 8: time off. If you get time off.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to see these two for six weeks
Speaker 1: and that's all I care about.
Speaker 8: Oh my lord, you've got six weeks off. Do you
Speaker 8: get six weeks off? Would you manage that?
Speaker 1: Because we can't tolerate each other for any.
Speaker 2: It's early starts and kids are on holidays and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Also, Robbie, I just need to warn you
Speaker 2: we do have something on this show every year if
Speaker 2: anyone drops. Got to be very clear, yes the sea word,
Speaker 2: not the C word, but the festive word. Then we
Speaker 2: then we play Mariah Kerry all I want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Yes, please, you said, we're not We are not interrupting this,
Speaker 1: Robbie Williams chat to play Mars. Robbie, how are you?
Speaker 2: I asked that question? Really good?
Speaker 8: I'm really really good. But I've been promo in the
Speaker 8: Halla film, and I've done like six hundred interviews, and
Speaker 8: I've been on planes, got off planes, done TV shows,
Speaker 8: and I'm now coming to the end of the promo.
Speaker 8: And I hope that the world is aware that there
Speaker 8: is a biopic about my life in which I'm played
Speaker 8: by a CGI monkey.
Speaker 1: Now it is un believable.
Speaker 2: Now, I was.
Speaker 1: We were saying to you clip the other day, the monkey, Right,
Speaker 1: you're played by a monkey, but after about five minutes
Speaker 1: into the film, you don't even know actually forget that
Speaker 1: it's a monkey. It's extraordinary.
Speaker 2: Can I ask, what's the story behind the monkey? Robbie?
Speaker 8: The real story behind the monkey is that we needed
Speaker 8: a unique selling point for this movie to get people talking. Michaelrazi,
Speaker 8: the director of the Greatest Showman, came up with the idea,
Speaker 8: and I loved it. I'm a big fan of audacious.
Speaker 8: My whole career is based on being audacious and surreal
Speaker 8: and weird and unusual. And the movie has definitely got
Speaker 8: people talking. I didn't even think I'd have to explain
Speaker 8: it up until it went to like a focus group
Speaker 8: in America. Hey what's monkey? And I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 8: we're gonna have to explain it now. So we came
Speaker 8: up with some bs to explain. I don't see myself
Speaker 8: as evolved, and I wanted I want the world to see.
Speaker 2: Is that why? Robbie said it was a risk, like
Speaker 2: the bio pick itself was a risk with the.
Speaker 8: Biopics, yet a risk, but having a CGI monkey now,
Speaker 8: but it's unbelievable. You know, it's an incredible movie and
Speaker 8: it works on so many levels, and and I'm still
Speaker 8: yet to understand completely why it works.
Speaker 2: Why do you think it was I.
Speaker 1: I think it's because, like the monkey is so emotive.
Speaker 1: I was saying to the boys, like you can kind
Speaker 1: of see its emotion in the way it's slumps and
Speaker 1: in its steads and in it. Yeah, it's almost like
Speaker 1: you can see in this sound might sound ridiculous, how
Speaker 1: the monkey feels by its body language a bit, and
Speaker 1: she's so drawn into this character. I just I was
Speaker 1: just fascinated.
Speaker 8: Mate, Lauren, and I well, just let me ask you, sorry,
Speaker 8: let me ask another question. I want to know, I
Speaker 8: really need to know. Inquiring mine's mine? Want to know
Speaker 8: which bit did you cry out first?
Speaker 1: I cried when the when you when you when the
Speaker 1: monkey's in the bath with Nan. That really got me
Speaker 1: and the kids having a really hard time. I cried.
Speaker 1: I cried a lot, cried quite a lot in it.
Speaker 1: I cried over your relationship with your dad, in when
Speaker 1: you felt abandoned by your dad, I was bawling my
Speaker 1: eyes out. I cried when your dream came true. I
Speaker 1: cried a lot in it. To be honest, I cried.
Speaker 1: I cried a lot about your nan. Your nan really
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 8: It's very strange to be asking people if they cried,
Speaker 8: and when they say yes, I say good. It's it's
Speaker 8: it's an unusual, a surreal moment in my life where
Speaker 8: I'm happy if people are unhappy.
Speaker 2: I was crying in the car on the way home,
Speaker 2: and then Lauren and I were just on the text
Speaker 2: all afternoon just about it. It really stayed with me
Speaker 2: and I cannot preach more highly of this movie.
Speaker 1: It's amazing day, Robbie, you do make me cry a lot.
Speaker 1: It was this time last year, I think you were
Speaker 1: here in Melbourne and you played a day on the
Speaker 1: Green Yes, and it absolutely bucketed down with rain. It
Speaker 1: was torrential and the three of us had just lost
Speaker 1: our jobs. We got fired for another radio station. It
Speaker 1: was that week and I went with my best friends
Speaker 1: and we stood there in the rain and I was crying.
Speaker 1: It was at a winery, so that helped. And I
Speaker 1: cried my eyes out watching my favorite performer on stage.
Speaker 1: And I'll never forget it. And to be here a
Speaker 1: year later talking to you at this new radio station
Speaker 1: is like we've come for the circle and now I'm
Speaker 1: going to cry again.
Speaker 8: Let me ask you another question. So, from the fear
Speaker 8: and the misery of losing your job to then finding
Speaker 8: new employment, how long did that take?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It took a couple of months. I think we got
Speaker 1: picked up by this great radio station which we're at now.
Speaker 8: Okay, So what did you learn that in those couple
Speaker 8: of months? And what have you learned?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: You know what we learned. We learned when you get
Speaker 1: told you're not good enough, keep pushing and keep fighting
Speaker 1: because you never know what's persevere.
Speaker 8: Don't give up, don't let anybody get in your way.
Speaker 8: If the ball is there to be one, it's your
Speaker 8: effing ball.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Hey, can I just put those listening right now?
Speaker 3: This is completely live And Robbie was a mystery guest. Robbie,
Speaker 3: do you know who Jane Bunn is?
Speaker 8: What the name rings about? But fill me in.
Speaker 2: She's a weather woman here in Melbourne and you were
Speaker 2: Jane Bunn?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 8: Lauren thought that the mystery guest was Jane Bond.
Speaker 1: Yes, and Jane is a lovely lady. Guys, this has
Speaker 1: made my year. I can't tell you, I cannot tell
Speaker 1: you how special.
Speaker 8: It is, pure darling. It feels good to be able
Speaker 8: to facilitate a nice moment. God bless you. And I
Speaker 8: didn't know the story about you losing your job and
Speaker 8: now you get in this new job. There you go,
Speaker 8: made that servers a warming story for everybody that is
Speaker 8: going through the storm right now.
Speaker 1: Thanks Robbie. And guess what this radio show just went
Speaker 1: to number one yesterday.
Speaker 8: Yeah, come on, there is stick it up them. We
Speaker 8: will unless unless they play my records. Then you know
Speaker 8: I'm looking.
Speaker 2: We'll appay to us as many Just quickly, what are
Speaker 2: you doing for the fistive season? My man?
Speaker 8: Well, my wife is an Olympic memory maker and she
Speaker 8: is the Christmas. Where I once didn't care for Christmas.
Speaker 8: In fact, I would say I pretty much hated it.
Speaker 8: I am now in love with it and I adore it.
Speaker 8: I've got four kids and they're full of the magic
Speaker 8: of Christmas and it's it's it's the most wonderful time
Speaker 8: of the year, as the song says, and I can't
Speaker 8: wait to finish work and get involved and eat too
Speaker 8: much chocolate.
Speaker 2: Let's let you get off the phone, spend up with
Speaker 2: the family. Hi, Robbie, it's been a bloody trait having
Speaker 2: you on the show.
Speaker 1: You the best surprise.
Speaker 2: We love you a bit and congratulations on the bier
Speaker 2: p incredible.
Speaker 8: And also I will say congratulations on your future success.
Speaker 8: Go kill it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Robbie, Thank you, Robbie. Robbie Williams.
Speaker 1: Guys, guys, you normally have the worst, shittest surprises ever,
Speaker 1: and that was the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 2: I'm done. You hear what we're doing next time.
Speaker 1: I'm retiring.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me.
Speaker 3: Jane Buns, Hey, Jane Bun with your weather.
Speaker 2: This is our so cool, this is our lights on
Speaker 2: sing Along Final lights on sing Along Again? Get ready
Speaker 2: which one Melbourne? Engage your lights? I give you angels.
Speaker 2: Robbie Williams doesn't get any better. Our final guess the
Speaker 2: guest and loan no idea, I.
Speaker 1: Had no idea. Tears streaming down my face. I love
Speaker 1: Robbie Williams so much. His life story is amazing. He's
Speaker 1: been through it, that guy, and he is better than ever.
Speaker 2: I'm going to drop it. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the best I know. We're just parking
Speaker 1: Rye for a minute. That was the greatest Christmas gift
Speaker 1: you guys could have ever given me.
Speaker 2: I can't screw the word.
Speaker 1: It just pop up on FaceTime so.
Speaker 2: That it works.
Speaker 1: You dial in really embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I think I embarrass myself. I would have looked way pretty.
Speaker 2: I loved you. He loved you.
Speaker 1: I really like He's who every time I've had a
Speaker 1: bad time, I've played Robbie Williams. How nice to play
Speaker 1: it when we're having a good time.
Speaker 2: Exactly happy times. I talk it up enough. Robbie Williams
Speaker 2: Buyer Pick Better Man hits Australian Cinemas on December twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: A lot of it was filmed here as well.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. The monkey threw me at the start.
Speaker 2: I was like, what is this? And trust us, trust us,
Speaker 2: trust us. Do not absolutely.
Speaker 3: Loved and he did drop the sea bomb a few times.
Speaker 3: But we thought, for.
Speaker 2: The sake of the interview, we're going to press on.
Speaker 1: You had have interrupted my face time with Robbie.
Speaker 2: Robbie, We're just going to play Maria sixteen times.
Speaker 1: Guys, thank you. That was the best thing every Robbie.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're on the air with Jason Lauren. You're listening
Speaker 2: to Nomber one hundred. It is our Oh switch your
Speaker 2: lights off.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, I still can't believe it.
Speaker 2: We are doing our final show of the year, and look,
Speaker 2: we're talking about what's gone viral this year. And there
Speaker 2: was a little game Los and I noticed online.
Speaker 1: Yes, called Uber Eats Roulette, where you can have a
Speaker 1: dinner party. We're doing it for breakfast, though. You've got
Speaker 1: to order what you think the team or the people
Speaker 1: at your party would like. We're a thirty dollars budget,
Speaker 1: and then you do a we're doing a breakfast buffet.
Speaker 2: You don't tell everyone else at the party what you've
Speaker 2: ordered the most spread, but the most random foods called
Speaker 2: rock up. That's the issue.
Speaker 3: It also sometimes you feel like one thing and then
Speaker 3: you see something else you get jealous and you're like,
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 2: A bit of that. I've never seen so many high
Speaker 2: visa or electric bikes outside the Similarly, I really did
Speaker 2: gen z Is in the studio with all the food bags.
Speaker 1: What's what's got the goods?
Speaker 10: The first one we have Grinch Chrispy.
Speaker 1: Greens that get out that was making. We got the
Speaker 1: Christmas doll that.
Speaker 10: Next up, next we have We're going to get one
Speaker 10: muffin one and and helloo.
Speaker 3: The one muffin combo champions by.
Speaker 1: First of all, we tried to order a chicken. Vindolo
Speaker 1: in the shop said it was muffin we have it's
Speaker 1: a mystery toasties.
Speaker 2: It's a couple of wraps. I think it's like Greek
Speaker 2: us for breakfast. Okay, next one else? What's in the next?
Speaker 10: We have a bag of fries.
Speaker 1: French fries, French fries, hash brown. Oh well that's how
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 10: Next we have a bag of beef cheese and bacon pie.
Speaker 2: She did a serve run.
Speaker 1: That was a j.
Speaker 2: This is the moment.
Speaker 10: He's a twelve pack of party pies and sausage and
Speaker 10: a breaky pie from.
Speaker 3: Keith's Pies not open twenty four hours for us?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: And is this a final?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 10: I got one more yep, a whole roast family chicken
Speaker 10: and a litera of Mountain a.
Speaker 1: Do is that what you ordered? Cheers water bread? So
Speaker 1: no one ordered breakfast food?
Speaker 2: No I did? I did the final one?
Speaker 1: Lucky.
Speaker 10: Last, we have two bags of Sundays and.
Speaker 1: Breakfast. Wow, the wheels have fallen off.
Speaker 2: It's Robbie listening to this bad day.
Speaker 1: Yum.
Speaker 2: Grice and that is going viral this year. What do
Speaker 2: you want?
Speaker 1: I want to I like her bacon and they.
Speaker 2: Wrapped gloomy and the cherry right, mcflurry.
Speaker 1: My cherry right. Mcflury went, that's yeah. Tis the season, though,
Speaker 1: it's a Christmas season. You can eat what you want when.
Speaker 2: You want Christmas. You said it first, you.
Speaker 1: Did, no, I did, yes, you did? Tis the season.
Speaker 2: TI's the season.
Speaker 1: La La la la.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren clint here as well. Final show of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, The Nover Festive Party, is on tonight. It
Speaker 2: is now be on your best behavior stuff. Yes, exactly what.
Speaker 1: We are unable to attend because the three of us
Speaker 1: have a wedding, which I'm thrilled about. Congratulations Jane and
Speaker 1: Darcy about to talk down the aisle. I love a
Speaker 1: good wedding.
Speaker 2: We won't take congratulations yet they might.
Speaker 1: It's their big day. She won't spoke. They ain't going anywhere.
Speaker 1: She's a catch.
Speaker 2: She he has a catch. But you just I mean
Speaker 2: you might get second.
Speaker 1: You don't have you bought the wedding gift yet?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Have you brought you?
Speaker 1: We? Have you bought a card? Because there's nothing worse
Speaker 1: than turning up and seeing everyone else's cards and being like,
Speaker 1: hang on, wish Yeah you still take a card. Yeah,
Speaker 1: always take a wedding card.
Speaker 2: We can share because we haven't sard the press the gift.
Speaker 2: So you buy the gift and might be still to
Speaker 2: take your car.
Speaker 1: Gift if that's a thoughtful bit.
Speaker 3: They're they're about nine bucks getting spinny.
Speaker 1: I buy this car I can't remember the name of
Speaker 1: It's called like cardboard or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I buy like a box of cards every year
Speaker 1: and then yeah, but they're gorgeous and some are like
Speaker 1: they're not tissy, but some have like a love heart
Speaker 1: for a wedding, some have happy Birthday.
Speaker 2: Some happy You've got like a little news.
Speaker 1: Agent on the newsagent. I buy them in like a
Speaker 1: pack of thirty, and they're there for every occasion. They're lovely.
Speaker 1: They're really like simple and neat and you could use
Speaker 1: them for any put like.
Speaker 2: A JB vout in there as well. Like no, because
Speaker 2: the present's done online.
Speaker 1: But if you've done the present online, sorry you haven't.
Speaker 1: One of our other producers, nine to Mini got married
Speaker 1: about ten years ago and she's still meant to wait.
Speaker 2: I'm taking her and her lovely husband out for a
Speaker 2: beautiful dinner, when when in.
Speaker 1: Ten years time, she's been waiting for ten years, she
Speaker 1: could be on his second husband by the time she
Speaker 1: gets at dinner he.
Speaker 2: Is actually the second.
Speaker 1: She could be on her third husband by the time
Speaker 1: she gets.
Speaker 2: A fourth.
Speaker 1: Anyway, don't forget the card, don't forget the gift. Have
Speaker 1: you done your gift?
Speaker 2: I've done my gift. Congratulations board a gift.
Speaker 1: I didn't do the online thing. And oh this is great.
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to say what it is, but
Speaker 1: it's delicate because I aren't giving a physical gift. And
Speaker 1: Paul answered the door bell camera when the delivery driver
Speaker 1: was there and spoke to him through the camera and
Speaker 1: the fence and he said, oh, mate, just chuck it
Speaker 1: over the fence. Paul's got a ponchamp for doing this.
Speaker 1: He tells people to do it all the time. Our
Speaker 1: ironing board, brand new ironing board, has got thrown over
Speaker 1: the fence.
Speaker 2: Yet I would rather that than get that silly little
Speaker 2: and have to go down to the patial fragile.
Speaker 1: So what did it do over the fence?
Speaker 2: And is it okay?
Speaker 1: I haven't opened it yet, so here I'm being smug
Speaker 1: about your wedding.
Speaker 2: When you shake it, does it?
Speaker 1: I picked it up from the backyard and I put
Speaker 1: it on the kitchen bench and it has been sitting
Speaker 1: there ever since because I'm too scared to look at it.
Speaker 2: When you give it to the couple tonight and they wonder,
Speaker 2: what is.
Speaker 1: The iron? The new iron? The new tee fell over
Speaker 1: the fence. I haven't used it yet. It's over the
Speaker 1: probably broken.
Speaker 2: An angle.
Speaker 1: It might be in the boxes. Sometimes I'm not a
Speaker 1: good iron now, but sometimes, thank you, I have got
Speaker 1: a fairy.
Speaker 2: Where was the last shim the last time your wined?
Speaker 1: Well, it had been some time and I did have
Speaker 1: to iron a T shirt the other day or skirt
Speaker 1: or something. And I went down to the laundry that's
Speaker 1: the forbidden zone, and I pulled out the iron, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what was this invented in the fifteen hundred?
Speaker 1: And the lovely lady who does help with my iron?
Speaker 2: There was a lady in there.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 2: When you open the door sunlight let me out.
Speaker 1: She wasn't there that she's not there all the time.
Speaker 2: You let her out for day release now.
Speaker 1: And she goes. I know, so I bought her her.
Speaker 2: Oh you are mother'sesa. Guys, let's say hello to our
Speaker 2: next guess. Our next guess is a tennis.
Speaker 4: Legend who's always a fan favorite at the Australian Open,
Speaker 4: especially after he took out the doubles title with Nick
Speaker 4: Kurios Archist and Nick Curios Obvious Training Open Men's Doubles champions.
Speaker 2: He's welcome to the show TENNISI good morning, morning, Hello.
Speaker 2: Well you know what, straight out of the gates. Let's
Speaker 2: just flag it now. You should have heard Lauren mate
Speaker 2: before you are called in. She was like, we were
Speaker 2: playing table tennis yesterday, and I am quite good. I was.
Speaker 1: We were playing table tennis yesterday.
Speaker 5: To be fair, she did handle.
Speaker 6: The elements better than I expected. It was a windy
Speaker 6: under there and she's playing in heels and handled it well.
Speaker 2: Like my hair blowing my face. I had.
Speaker 1: I made him hold a glass of piper Hide six
Speaker 1: champagne so he only had one hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, festive day vibes.
Speaker 1: I was actually better when I had the champagne in my.
Speaker 5: Hand, wasn't I We thought we thought it would loosen
Speaker 5: you up, and it did work.
Speaker 2: Are you where are you traveling at the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who you're with?
Speaker 5: I'm with my comedian friend Elliott Elliot.
Speaker 1: Where are you guys off to this morning?
Speaker 5: To a sponsorship.
Speaker 1: Yesterday? Can you believe it's been ten years since you
Speaker 1: first played in the Australian Open.
Speaker 2: For ten years?
Speaker 5: Oh that's depressing. Please never say that again.
Speaker 6: It's I can't. Actually, it goes really quick. That's so
Speaker 6: cliche because I have all this old people telling me
Speaker 6: life goes fast. I don't waste it, but it is
Speaker 6: going real quick. So I've got to try and try
Speaker 6: and enjoy it while I can, because yeah, I don't
Speaker 6: want to take it for granted. It's a special feeling
Speaker 6: stepping out there for Aussie Open every year and playing
Speaker 6: in front of the home fans and crowd.
Speaker 5: So I can't wait for them.
Speaker 2: FANASI, the boys are back.
Speaker 3: I've been reading in the papers this morning that you
Speaker 3: and Nick tee me up again Albourne.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're locking it in.
Speaker 6: We spoke about it sort of briefly in November and
Speaker 6: then he messaged me yesterday saying dubs at Aussie So yeah,
Speaker 6: we're in and it should be It should be a
Speaker 6: fun one.
Speaker 5: I think the people need it.
Speaker 6: We haven't done it since we won, so wow, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we're going to try and lasen back up and hopefully
Speaker 6: bring some fun and energetic tennis to the arena crowd.
Speaker 1: Probably when the Special K's were playing in the doubles
Speaker 1: at Melbourne Park during the Australian Open, it brought that
Speaker 1: whole place to this next level of excitement. There were
Speaker 1: people queued up to get in. Did you guys know
Speaker 1: at the time how big it was? Because I know,
Speaker 1: when you're on the court you don't see all of
Speaker 1: the surrounds, but being amongst it, it was amazing. Did
Speaker 1: you know the carry on that was happening around you?
Speaker 6: We weren't really thinking about it too much at the
Speaker 6: start the first round, we didn't think about it much.
Speaker 5: We're like, whatever, let's just play, have a bit of fun.
Speaker 5: Soale we go.
Speaker 2: We've never done well against.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty crazy. I remember my first one.
Speaker 6: I actually started in Brisbane that summer and I qualified
Speaker 6: for Brisbane International at seventeen, and out of all people,
Speaker 6: I drew Leyton Hewitt.
Speaker 5: First round. And I remember my friends were actually in.
Speaker 6: Gold Coast for schoolies that weekend and I was playing
Speaker 6: on New Years against Late and it was actually a
Speaker 6: pretty tight match, and I played well, so I've got
Speaker 6: a wild card the next year, sorry the next week,
Speaker 6: and just rubbing shoulders at all these top guys, and
Speaker 6: I won my first round in probably the hottest conditions
Speaker 6: I've ever played tennis.
Speaker 5: I think it was forty five degrees.
Speaker 6: It was like just a few people in the stands
Speaker 6: with towers over their head because they were about to
Speaker 6: pass out.
Speaker 2: And I won.
Speaker 5: And I was supposed to.
Speaker 6: Play the Dull in the second round, a seventeen year
Speaker 6: old he was world number one, and they shut the
Speaker 6: roof because it was that hot at rod Laver Arena,
Speaker 6: So I ended up playing him, and yeah, it was
Speaker 6: It was a fun match, like I actually played not
Speaker 6: bad And that was a crazy experience in my first
Speaker 6: real taste of the show.
Speaker 3: The nasty recovery is everything. And I know that you
Speaker 3: are a consummate professional. But once the AO is done,
Speaker 3: where would be? Where will we find you on the town?
Speaker 5: The nearest ice bath?
Speaker 2: This is a loaded question. Where was the last time
Speaker 2: I saw you? Seeing me? A bit?
Speaker 6: Probably around the grounds. I'm a bit of lurking somewhere
Speaker 6: on Chapel Street. Probably that's us.
Speaker 5: I can't give. You can't give any names.
Speaker 2: You can if you'll be picking you up this morning,
Speaker 2: you're actually just leaving the.
Speaker 5: House kicking me up. But it's hard. I would have
Speaker 5: tried to drive, but you know it's hard to do.
Speaker 1: But no, no, definitely, Well you're a Piper Hedzick ambassador,
Speaker 1: like is that the dream drop knock off the court
Speaker 1: and just pop a few champagnes.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I wouldn't want it any other way.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you know that's the ideal preparation
Speaker 6: and the heat before or after a five setter, but
Speaker 6: post tournament, I'm definitely definitely launching into it.
Speaker 2: Worked for Lawrence prep for today's show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a few paper has last night.
Speaker 1: I did tell you we got I'll continue to do that.
Speaker 2: Then we've got the filter on. Hey we have this
Speaker 2: is very cool. So yeah, we have Australian Open on court.
Speaker 2: The IP tickets up for grabs.
Speaker 1: Like last year, I don't know, I celebrity spot at
Speaker 1: the tennis and I think first and was in these
Speaker 1: Piper hut, I got the little little thing over your
Speaker 1: head and you can have a champagne and these tickets.
Speaker 1: It almost impossible to get but we have them. Thank
Speaker 1: you for that, FANASI.
Speaker 6: Hi, You're welcome there are They're as good as it gets,
Speaker 6: as close to the action as possible.
Speaker 5: And hopefully you get hit by a couple of balls
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 2: Hopefully I may have a great a great summer and
Speaker 2: good luck for the AO. We will see you, see.
Speaker 8: You out there.
Speaker 1: On you two have you can flirt with him to
Speaker 1: your turn see cocky, see your cocky? Is that what
Speaker 1: your friends call you?
Speaker 2: He gets it all that is just getting incredibly awkwardly.
Speaker 3: That is it.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne seven a past nine. You're on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 1: So this whole team, now, these voices are the incredible
Speaker 1: people that work behind the scenes on this show that
Speaker 1: do not get enough credit. They work much harder than
Speaker 1: us and they are the best in the business. We're
Speaker 1: so lucky to have all of your buses.
Speaker 2: Everybody else, Melbourne Radio and other stations, get your grubby
Speaker 2: little hands off they leaving.
Speaker 1: We are a team and we are loveing.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: What a year it's been.
Speaker 2: It's been a massive year.
Speaker 1: It's been awesome. It's been so much fun. And these
Speaker 1: last two weeks have.
Speaker 2: Been so fun. Thank you to everyone who has listened
Speaker 2: to this show or supported us over the year. It's
Speaker 2: been a wild, wild right.
Speaker 3: I hope you've had as much fun listening as we
Speaker 3: have had broadcasting, because it's been unreal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean you've said it, and Lauren you've said it
Speaker 3: as well, the highlight of your professional lives, and I
Speaker 3: echo that as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just crazy, crazy fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've loved doing this show for you, Melbourne. We
Speaker 1: love doing it with you. We are taking a little
Speaker 1: break because God knows I need a break from Jason Hawkins.
Speaker 1: But Clint, I'll see you all the time.
Speaker 2: Call you tonight. The owning lady getting a break.
Speaker 3: You let her out of the room over the period
Speaker 3: she gets holidays, she gets Festive Day off.
Speaker 2: That's nice. After she's ironed the table clo. The chain
Speaker 2: is just long enough for her to see family.
Speaker 1: No, a big thank you to our team for the year.
Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone behind the scenes that Nova. We
Speaker 1: love being here and we cannot wait to be back
Speaker 1: next year and do it all over again.
Speaker 2: Final song for twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: No it is not by the way, Lauren, Congratulations on
Speaker 3: taking out the.
Speaker 1: Title at least someone's sing guys.
Speaker 2: In fact that in two days executive producer the Thumb
Speaker 2: has come up with the final song, him in charge.
Speaker 1: He can't be trusted.
Speaker 6: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Can we cut it off if we don't know you
Speaker 1: like it? And only past nine? Shall we stay on?
Speaker 2: I think it sums up the mood very much so.
Speaker 1: Patrick Swayzey always had the last dance one song, and
Speaker 1: it was I've had the time.
Speaker 2: Of my life.
Speaker 1: Oh gen Z on the panel, Merry Goods, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: Everyone see you next year.
Speaker 5: One name Language People.
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, Wake Up Feeling Good? Number one
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