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Speaker 1: It's busy and with KRITI.

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Speaker 2: Ob life that time. This is to motivate you for

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty three. Get involved. We like the life improve

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Speaker 2: and how good's the life improvern a life improval your life.

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Speaker 3: This is a great idea and they've only just cleaned

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Speaker 3: it over in the State's cave.

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Speaker 2: But the smart toilet seat is.

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Speaker 1: Out and now I'm waiting for this.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it measures your heart rate and oxygen saturation so

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Speaker 3: while you're on the seat, so they can check to

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Speaker 3: see how you're going, how your health is when you're

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Speaker 3: sitting on the seat, collects all your data. The only

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Speaker 3: thing is if you are in a cubicle next to

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Speaker 3: Tom Ivy, your heart right might be going through the

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Speaker 3: roof as well.

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Speaker 1: It's not an accurate reading.

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Speaker 4: What if you're a hoverer drifter?

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Speaker 1: If you don't sit on the seat.

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Speaker 2: You dropping bombs? Do you hover? Do you hate public toilets?

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Speaker 1: Well, sometimes it depends on the public toilet. But I

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Speaker 1: think you know what. I'm avoiding germs and I'm also

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Speaker 1: working out my quads.

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Speaker 3: There's some horrific situations you find yourself in front of you,

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: What, I can't believe it. Sometimes when you go into

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Speaker 1: even the female toilets and the floor is covered in paper, towel,

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Speaker 1: toilet paper? How did they keep here?

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Speaker 4: Ladies you're standing on the seat, Well, this is the thing.

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Speaker 3: I've seen artists go up the wall and you go, wow,

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Speaker 3: that would uns brushed with fame.

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Speaker 2: No, I never ever would.

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Speaker 5: But do you know what, there's actually there's actually toilets

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Speaker 5: out there that will take your sample and break it

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Speaker 5: down and give you a reading about.

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Speaker 4: What's missing from your diet.

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 4: They have no.

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Speaker 5: Tom just says, all brown, all brown, all brand, All right,

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Speaker 5: too much, let's.

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Speaker 6: Go to.

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Speaker 2: Give us a life, act rache.

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Speaker 7: When you're at the grocery store and you're buying your broccoli,

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Speaker 7: you snap off the stem as it's the heaviest cut,

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Speaker 7: which and up anyway, and then you say, Kathy's time.

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Speaker 1: I love the stem, So I love I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite. Well, may will only eat

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Speaker 1: the broccolani, of course she will, But I like the

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Speaker 1: old school. I grew up on the old school broccoli.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, broccolini seems to have overtaken the broccoli these days,

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Speaker 3: hasn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a bit more fancy.

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Speaker 5: Flavor to it as well, Rach a really good call

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Speaker 5: for we've got an eleven year old Olivia has given

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Speaker 5: us a call for you get a life.

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Speaker 2: For us Live?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 7: You put your back to front and you put your

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Speaker 7: cookies in the hood.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that is amazing. So when you're watching

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Speaker 1: a film cuddled up on the cow, wow, and then

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Speaker 1: and then mum's not in in you know, Mum's not

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Speaker 1: upset because it's catching the crumbs as well.

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Speaker 5: You can just throw the crumbs in your face when

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Speaker 5: you finished Live.

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Speaker 2: Did you come up with that or Mum come up

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Speaker 2: with it?

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Speaker 7: I came off with it.

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Speaker 2: Genius.

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Speaker 5: You're winning so far.

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Speaker 3: Geniusly what's your favorite cookie?

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Speaker 2: Live?

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Speaker 7: Chocolate chip?

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Speaker 2: Yeahstandard, Rihanna, And give us a life hack.

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Speaker 6: My life hacker is if you're hosting the dinner party

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Speaker 6: and you run out little serving bolt condiments or dips in,

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Speaker 6: just use muffin tins.

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Speaker 7: The little the muffins bacon dray.

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Speaker 2: That's not bad. You've got a bit of ketchup in

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Speaker 2: that one, a bit of mao in that one. What

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Speaker 2: kind of muffin is this present? Isn't it?

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Speaker 1: You make me laugh? And then you're only taking one

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Speaker 1: bowl back to the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Am I right, You're not wrong? Amazing lamb roast. We've

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Speaker 2: got these beautiful honey carrots. What the bringing that wrong?

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Speaker 4: I go home now, pet You're gonna.

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Speaker 2: Life hack for us.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like this is right up there, and

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Speaker 7: that's the grid. I reckon he would love this fun.

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Speaker 7: But I recently got married and I found this out

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Speaker 7: by accident. But basically, every time I book a restaurant

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Speaker 7: or a hotel or whatever, I say, hey, it's just

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Speaker 7: been married and they've been thrown in a heap of

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Speaker 7: free stuff every time I book.

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Speaker 5: What if you got, Pete, give us an example.

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Speaker 7: Well, I stayed at Crown in the City the other

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Speaker 7: week and I got a bottle of wine and some

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Speaker 7: chocolate for free. I got three hundred bucks off my

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Speaker 7: car servers, got a couple of free entrees when we

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Speaker 7: went out for dinner on our honeymoon.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: As well.

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Speaker 7: I've got to be using it in the future, that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: Ge what you just don't want to rebook the same

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Speaker 5: place with the same trick, because they're going to think

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Speaker 5: you're hopeless in a relationship or.

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Speaker 1: You just take a different girl.

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Speaker 2: That's true. I've moved on, you know, by an absolute male.

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Speaker 3: Olivia, you have one I Live.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you one hundred dollars to spend

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Speaker 2: at Westfield. You've got a voucher there that's just for

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Speaker 2: you live.

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Speaker 6: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: What else you want to Fitz and whipper bluetooth speaker

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Speaker 3: as well?

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Speaker 7: Please?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, can I send her a copy of

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Speaker 1: my book?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think. With Kate Ritchie on nov And we

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Speaker 2: with Kate Ritchie Tide and we have a celebrity in

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Speaker 2: the booth. Are they going to sing you a bit

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Speaker 2: of a song? Each song? How many have we got today?

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Speaker 5: We've got five closer in the song in the songs?

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Speaker 2: Shall we get straight into it?

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Speaker 4: What we're here for?

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Speaker 2: Tom celebrity take it away with your first song? Please?

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Speaker 8: Ah wanta know?

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Speaker 2: Have you well seen the rain?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 8: Ah wanta know?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw this out there, rain weather presenter is

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Speaker 3: at Sam Matt.

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Speaker 4: In the notebook Rachel is it Rachel mccadams.

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Speaker 1: It's not Madonna. She sang a song called rain not

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Speaker 1: My Time?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to get what you want to get?

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Speaker 2: One more clue to Tom. All right, so let've taken

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Speaker 2: away clue number two.

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Speaker 6: Met me at the autor in your whiteress.

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Speaker 1: We ain't get no younger. We might as well do.

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Speaker 2: Been feeling you all to our girl.

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Speaker 8: I must conscious.

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Speaker 6: That's good married?

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Speaker 2: Okay, now yeah, this is the married.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm getting at someone who's engaged to be married.

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Speaker 4: We got married. There was a white dress mentioned. Do

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Speaker 4: you know what?

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Speaker 2: It's an amazing voice, and I want to hear more

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Speaker 2: of it. I don't give it. I need more clues.

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Speaker 2: You think maybe you know who it is.

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Speaker 4: You're not sure.

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Speaker 2: You don't know. Okay, you don't know.

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Speaker 1: The maths contestant.

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Speaker 4: It's not bad.

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Speaker 2: It's not a mas Con Christ interesting.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know if it's a singer or not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well that sounds like it. That's a pretty good voice.

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Speaker 1: Not to be a singer.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't great, to be honest, trying to be a singer.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't bother very brave. All right, So I've taken

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Speaker 2: away song number three.

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Speaker 8: I wish somebody would have told me, babe that Sundays

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Speaker 8: will be the good old days. Oh the love you're

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Speaker 8: forget and all these reckless nights.

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Speaker 2: You will be great.

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Speaker 4: Oh crows, Oh good Gez.

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Speaker 3: I think, Fitzy, I think you should just just go

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Speaker 3: for you now, get her in here, hope, no idea,

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Speaker 3: it's a lady.

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Speaker 2: Bring it in.

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Speaker 4: Yees times, come out.

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Speaker 6: And well excited, really tuk to myself right in there.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, come over here onto that mic young

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Speaker 3: lane here.

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Speaker 5: That was a tough one for us because we obviously

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Speaker 5: knew early it's so iconic your voice.

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Speaker 4: But at the same time we just wanted to hear

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Speaker 4: you sing. That was beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Charles and Jimmy didn't give it away.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited.

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Speaker 4: Are you mate good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Look at you. Look at the glow that you got around.

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Speaker 4: You're a married woman now, no.

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Speaker 6: I'm levitating.

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Speaker 4: That is so good.

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Speaker 2: No, well, it's so good to have you back.

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Speaker 3: What I want to ask you, tones is we do

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Speaker 3: you do you ever place that you go to write

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Speaker 3: your music. I've always wondered this. Do you go to

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Speaker 3: an island, can you do it while you're touring, can

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Speaker 3: you do it anywhere when you're writing, or do you

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Speaker 3: need to be in a special place?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 6: His thing like when you're a member of the illuminati.

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Speaker 1: You can.

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Speaker 6: They have this special code you can put in your

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Speaker 6: phone and then they just studios pop up.

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Speaker 1: Wherever you are in the world.

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Speaker 6: It's almost like the RACV, but almost the artists that

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Speaker 6: want to sell themselves. No, I do have a studio

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Speaker 6: at home.

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Speaker 2: I just used you just are you just do it? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's important.

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Speaker 5: I think Tones of your Stories is phenomenal and being

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Speaker 5: celebrated many times, but I love the idea that it

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Speaker 5: gives so many people hope from a busking point of

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Speaker 5: view and being discovered. And I remember that we came

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Speaker 5: to watch you perform one night and I met the

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Speaker 5: lady who found you that day, Sony, who said.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a listener.

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Speaker 5: So she when I was talking to her, she said, well,

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Speaker 5: I heard her singing one day, and then you spent

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Speaker 5: the next couple of days with her. And it wasn't

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Speaker 5: just the voice she heard, but she got to understand

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Speaker 5: the depth to your music and how long you'd been

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Speaker 5: writing for so and working on this. So for a

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Speaker 5: lot of people to go, oh, great overnight success, yeah, but.

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Speaker 4: Really you'd been doing it from day dot.

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Speaker 6: I mean, like, yeah, obviously I did the normal pub thing.

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Speaker 6: I just realized that was too mo anonymous and no

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Speaker 6: one's going to make it playing the same place as

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Speaker 6: every week. So I, you know, moved and played on

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Speaker 6: the street and lived in my van. So it's like,

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Speaker 6: if if that's not hustling, then whatever, you know what

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Speaker 6: I mean?

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Speaker 2: Have you Have you ever done a secret? Geek changed

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Speaker 6: I've always thought if I can get myself back into prosthetics,

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Speaker 2: We do love Old Tones, Tommy.

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Speaker 4: That was a great.

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Speaker 2: Thank you and we got to hear you sing as well. Tones.

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Speaker 1: I read a story yesterday. I think it was on

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Speaker 1: and not that I'm condoning that either, but it wasn't

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Speaker 1: because people do do that, but it was there was

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Speaker 1: imagine this. He left the house for six days. She

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Speaker 2: Which she wanted the honesty, didn't she did because I guess.

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Speaker 1: Well, in that situation, I guess you are so curious.

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Speaker 1: You want you want to say, like, what do you mean,

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 1: Show me the photos? Well, this is because what's better

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Speaker 1: that forever. And that's what she's saying. They are continued,

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Speaker 1: they're continuing to rebuild their conversation, But what she's saying

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Speaker 4: He shouldn't have shared it.

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Speaker 1: He'll text her the wife now on his way home

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Speaker 4: Can I offer this?

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Speaker 5: I think it might be a female thing to be

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Speaker 5: interested in detail because for a guy, and I've experienced

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Speaker 5: this with not only Lisa, but previous girlfriends, where when

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Speaker 5: I'm not interested where Lisa will want to know all

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Speaker 5: the details. It's interested, you know, I agree with you.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to know as well, but you know

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Speaker 5: what you know that it's going to get out. And

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Speaker 5: what I hate even more is other people knowing and

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Speaker 1: Things that the things that you don't know. I actually

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Speaker 3: See that bonnet there, So then we went for a

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Speaker 2: Then we got intimate on that.

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Speaker 1: The whole thing. I think intimacy is really affected with

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Speaker 1: maybe and when you're trying to rebuild that, how can

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Speaker 1: you possibly switch it off? Get that out of your head?

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Speaker 1: And to make things worse. In this story, he's a

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Speaker 1: So every couple of weeks he flies out, she drops

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Speaker 2: The airport flirt out.

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Speaker 4: That's what said.

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Speaker 2: You know what I could have said another word, No, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't say that I went out with this girl and

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Speaker 5: we had.

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Speaker 2: A break, right, was it a break?

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Speaker 4: We had a break, she was.

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Speaker 2: Trying to get away. Then you didn't break.

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Speaker 5: No, then there was some misdemeanors that happened during that breaks.

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Speaker 2: Yes, from move.

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Speaker 5: Where I was, I kissed a couple of other people

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Speaker 5: right then when she said please, when she one person,

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Speaker 4: Right, what did you say?

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Speaker 5: I said, yeah, I have. When we went to get

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Speaker 3: Exactly, I'm doing this guy a favor by kissing him,

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Speaker 3: and there's another woman out there that wants to do it.

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Speaker 5: That park bench, that park, that alley way like it

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Speaker 1: You can call me what you like, thanks, Kathy City

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Speaker 1: and with k Richie. Please don't do little sound effects

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Speaker 2: Are you're the sound effects guy?

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Speaker 4: I have?

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Speaker 2: What else have you got?

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Speaker 4: All of the sound effects?

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Speaker 1: A moose?

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Speaker 2: That's not bad?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Or is it a moose?

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Speaker 1: What about a horse? What about someone who just can't

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Speaker 4: I can't get to sleep?

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Speaker 2: Frustrated?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's absolutely enough.

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Speaker 5: Yes, going with the headline here, guys, please read the

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Speaker 5: bottle before using. This has had five million views. What

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Speaker 5: I like about this story? There's a couple of things.

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Speaker 5: A woman has accidentally. She's twenty two years old, She's

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Speaker 5: an influencer. She has shared on her platform the chronicles

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Speaker 5: of her day where she mistook eye drops and used

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Speaker 3: This is real.

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Speaker 2: You can't, don't you know? I mean super glue? What

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Speaker 2: is the tarzan grip? Kind of monkey?

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Speaker 1: Isn't it? Is it monkey?

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Speaker 2: You know the difference between an eye drop bottle smell?

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't you?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: You know what I in saying that, though this has

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Speaker 1: But as soon as you see it becomes smells beautiful

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Speaker 5: Her name is liddy Lydia.

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Speaker 4: She calls her self lid as Lydia.

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Speaker 4: Just glued her eye lid together.

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Speaker 2: Do that damage the actual iris? Like your actual eye.

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Speaker 5: Well, the doctor had to painstakingly scrape the glue out

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Speaker 3: You would know as well when you're in the you

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Speaker 3: You know that you're tired right when you're in the

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Speaker 3: makeup chair and they go, do you want some eye drops?

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Speaker 3: Because your eyes are red? Hellier on the project was

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Speaker 1: But you could do your own eye drops. Some make

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Speaker 5: What do you think I.

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Speaker 4: Am don't you have a makeup.

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Speaker 2: Eye drops someone you know.

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Speaker 3: I can't do my own eye drows It freaks me out,

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Speaker 3: and that's why people can't put contact lenses in.

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Speaker 1: But I can't do contacts and can do eye drops

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Speaker 1: like that. Really nearly I'm about driving the car without.

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Speaker 2: Your makeup art.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know there's a decent budget here and over

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Speaker 1: That is so budget for her, and I don't think

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Speaker 4: You came with the driver.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have had I've done my own

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