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Speaker 1: All sorts of great pickup techniques out there. Unfortunately one

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Speaker 1: man has failed. Do you think money to flash cash

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Speaker 1: when you're out and about is impressive? Will that drag

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Speaker 1: the ladies to the bar? If you show off a

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Speaker 2: You attract the wrong ones.

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Speaker 1: Well, video has gone out, man, it's absolute beauty of

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Speaker 1: bar and friend of the girl has started filming. What

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Speaker 1: he's done, though, is he's opened his phone to show

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Speaker 1: his well As Fargo banking account right which he has

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Speaker 1: ninety three thousand dollars in So he's flashing this account.

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Speaker 1: I've got a bank account, Wells Fargo all over this,

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Speaker 1: and then drops the phone in front of her eyes

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Speaker 1: to go ninety three thousand. Can I bow you a drink?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 4: I remember when I was at the La Crows and

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Speaker 4: we're on our mad Monday, Sarah and we were all

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Speaker 4: had a few drinks and Wayne Carey, who was regarded

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Speaker 4: as one of the best plays at all times, said

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Speaker 4: it's my but I don't want to go get the drink.

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Speaker 2: He said, Fitzy, can you go get the round for me?

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Speaker 4: I said yeah, and he said, I don't have my money,

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Speaker 4: but can you go to my account.

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Speaker 2: Here's my pin number. That's a lot of trust.

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Speaker 4: Go to my account and he The receipt came out

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Speaker 4: for like two hundred and eighty thousand dollars. And I

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Speaker 4: went back to the boys. I went, I'm like, look

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Speaker 4: at this, and I said, and I know his pin number,

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Speaker 4: and we could really write him off here and take

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Speaker 4: out one hundred grand.

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Speaker 1: And I'm never buying another drink, not if he's sitting

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Speaker 1: next to me. For God's sake, Yes, for.

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Speaker 2: All the young blokes, it was just spinning us out.

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Speaker 1: This woman then said, you don't impress me. The money

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Speaker 1: the way you've lost life, Oh sounds like if you're

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Speaker 1: not impressed with what I've got to offer, you've lost it.

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Speaker 2: Life game over.

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Speaker 5: If it had another number and a commerce so say

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Speaker 5: I had a million in there, that might one point three, yeah.

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Speaker 2: One point I go okay.

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Speaker 5: In Canberra when I went to UNI at you see

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Speaker 5: Todd can't He was playing for the Camper Raiders and

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Speaker 5: was dating one of the girls who stayed on campus,

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Speaker 5: and he'd stay over the night and you'd see him

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Speaker 5: out walking walking out the next morning. And he one

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Speaker 5: morning because he gets in a lot of trouble, Todd Kenney.

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Speaker 5: And one morning some guy on campus just shouted out

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Speaker 5: at an obscendity at him, and he just walked over

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Speaker 5: to him, reached into his back pocket and handed him

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Speaker 5: his bank receipt which had a three hundred and thirty

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Speaker 5: four thousand dollars bank balance, and he just said something

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Speaker 5: you can't and walked on in all honesty.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, come on, it pretty good. Wasn't the

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Speaker 1: story about the sliping that night the prince Man with

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Speaker 2: I've never heard that story, haven't you.

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Speaker 1: You've told him a couple of times. Isn't the story

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Speaker 1: that he had the black AMEXM. Yes, it's a metal

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Speaker 1: card and he tapped it on a pole. I was

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Speaker 1: who's this guy? He turns out he's a prince.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it the ultimate princess story?

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Speaker 1: I know I'm meeting at a bar.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't that story go around the world with that's the

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Speaker 4: Cinderella story?

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Speaker 1: And she dated the Sydney Swans footballer, didn't she?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she went out for a while just before that.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and then the next thing you know, you're

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Speaker 1: slip in, I have to if I want to meet

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Speaker 1: a prince. And then you hear this ringing like a

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Speaker 2: Off, like what is that? Looks around.

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Speaker 1: There's a metal.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome.

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Speaker 4: I just see he's sponsoring the Australian Yachting. What's the

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Speaker 4: super Yachts m d G he's got.

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Speaker 2: He's behind the Australian.

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Speaker 4: So every time they win, Tommy Slingsby's up the front

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Speaker 2: Prince Frederic's there the GP, the one that the ones

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Speaker 2: thooil things. Frederick's always out there celebrating. I'm going, what's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I didn't know the skipper was at the

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Speaker 2: This tap against the pole.

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Speaker 1: Look conversation sponsorship.

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Speaker 2: If you hear that ding in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 2: we need a bigger boat. It fits new segment. Am

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Speaker 2: I the only one? Tommy? He actually goes to the

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Speaker 2: box to find out what the question is. Let's do this.

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Speaker 5: Sits in everything can be known, past, present, future.

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Speaker 3: Am I the only one.

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Speaker 2: Who does that voice? Am I? The only one? I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure that's not snitches it?

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Speaker 1: No, Tommy the note again out of the box?

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Speaker 4: Am I the only one who does that voice?

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Speaker 2: Give us?

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Speaker 1: Am I the only one who has been held hostage?

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Speaker 3: Stay?

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Speaker 2: He's giving us a call.

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Speaker 1: Steve, if you have been held hostage?

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Speaker 3: No, no, I haven't. What role was as a place

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Speaker 2: Oh? How long were you in negotiator for Steve?

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Speaker 3: About ten years?

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Speaker 1: You know I always use maybe you see it in

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Speaker 1: the movies and you've heard it from presidents as well,

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Speaker 1: where they say, we don't negotiate with terrorists. Where do

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Speaker 1: you find room to move when you've got a hostage situation? Steve,

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Speaker 1: talk us through a process or what you've done in

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Speaker 3: Well, I think the primary thing is building up a

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Speaker 3: working relationship with the hostage taker and trying to understand

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Speaker 3: what the root cause of the situation is and gradually

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Speaker 3: deal with some of the elements that you can deal with.

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Speaker 3: There's almost you won't got to deal with but you

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Speaker 3: work around it through developing of that report and relationship.

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Speaker 2: What's the number one rule, Steve?

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Speaker 4: Is it keeping him on the phone for as long

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Speaker 4: as you can Or what's the first thing that you

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Speaker 3: Well, I think famil slower thing down.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 3: Just make sure that there's no sudden actions and that's

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Speaker 3: what the negotiators and the police would be worried about,

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Speaker 3: that everything was measured and went to according to understanding

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Speaker 3: on both sides of the negotiation.

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Speaker 1: And Steve, when you I mean hostages often you know

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Speaker 1: they have demands. How do you go about that and

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Speaker 1: where do you draw the line if someone says, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want to chopper over here, or how do you

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Speaker 1: control them and keep them at a balanced level.

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Speaker 3: Well, again, it's through that relationship. But also the point

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Speaker 3: is you're negotiator, you're not in command, so all the

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Speaker 3: demands are going to go to the commander and sometimes

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Speaker 3: to the government and back down again. So it's managing

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Speaker 3: the expectations and managing the demand in terms of reality.

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Speaker 1: What's an example of a job that you've done, Steve,

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Speaker 1: where you've been called in.

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Speaker 3: Many years ago? I did a job at a Department

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Speaker 3: of Community Services out of Liverpool, which it was a

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Speaker 3: little bit similar to Lint in the sense that there

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Speaker 3: was there was two direct hostages, but twenty four indirect.

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Speaker 3: In the the person of interest had said he had

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Speaker 3: a bomb and so those people were in fact in danger.

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Speaker 3: At the end of the day, he did not have

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Speaker 3: a bomb, but there was a very real expectation he did.

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Speaker 3: He had previous for developing, developing and discharging discharging bomb.

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Speaker 3: So it was a very tense situation and one that

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Speaker 3: went for hours.

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Speaker 2: Have you had a situation go wrong?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a situation that's always there.

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Speaker 2: What was that situation? Can you tell us.

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Speaker 3: That it was a situation where a man was barricaded

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Speaker 3: in his car outside his girlfriend's house and he was

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Speaker 3: making demands about relationship changes, et cetera. I don't want

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Speaker 3: to go into the details, but he eventually he was

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Speaker 3: threatened to commit suicide by drinking cyanide during the negotiation,

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Speaker 3: he in fact did that.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what what are some of the demands?

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Speaker 4: What is the out of the square demands that that

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Speaker 4: has been requested to you, Steve, things like.

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Speaker 3: Changing the decision on the family law court. Yep, So

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Speaker 3: you know expectations that I would go to the judge

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Speaker 3: and and you know, just get him to change his

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Speaker 3: mind or change the decision, and that that demand was

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Speaker 3: was he was hanging his child over a balcony and

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Speaker 3: threatening to drop.

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Speaker 2: It on the ground. I mean, did you have to

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Speaker 2: get counseling over the years as well, Stave?

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Speaker 3: Or was it well back in the old days we didn't.

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Speaker 3: It was seeing as you know, like just part of

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Speaker 3: the part of the job. And as negotiators we did

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Speaker 2: How do you go now, Stave, You're right or he

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm what are the lucky ones that I do

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Speaker 3: have some challenges from time to time, But you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Thank you buddy, thanks for sharing. That's extraordinary stuff. Daniel

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Speaker 1: Radcliffe's got an apartment in Melbourne Town. I had no

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Speaker 1: idea that the big guy owned a bit of property

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Speaker 1: here in Australia. But it's on the market, which is great.

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Speaker 1: It's a three bedroom pad in two rac sounds very fancy.

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Speaker 1: Good on you, Danny boy. He's had a lot of success.

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Speaker 1: What I thought i'd do I've tracked down the number

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Speaker 1: of the age and actually selling the apartment, and I thought,

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Speaker 1: what if I give him a call. His name is Marcus,

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Speaker 1: and see how many Harry Potter references I can get

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Speaker 1: into the call. Now I've checked these with Lenno was

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Speaker 1: a big Harry Potter guy. I've checked all of these,

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Speaker 1: so they do mean same thing. Yes, it do make

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Speaker 1: sense to him. I've taken him off because I have

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Speaker 1: seen Harry Potter, and I started with number one just

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Speaker 1: to do the same you start. That's definitely where you start.

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Speaker 1: So let's put in this phone called to Marcus and

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Speaker 1: see how many references I.

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Speaker 2: Can get away.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, Marcus speaking, I get.

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Speaker 1: A Marcus James Buchanan's my name. How are you, mate,

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Speaker 1: great James, yourself very very well. Look, I'm calling from Sydney.

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Speaker 1: We're going to move the family to Melbourne. And obviously

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Speaker 1: my understanding is two acts a very nice suburbs. So

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Speaker 1: we're just sorting hat through a few of the details

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Speaker 1: at the moment. Can you tell me, Marcus, what's the

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Speaker 1: difference between say Turek and Southierra. I'm just muggles over

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Speaker 1: the sort of the neighborhood in the right move.

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Speaker 6: Vill depends on what you need in terms of life

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Speaker 6: dolement League.

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Speaker 3: They're post very very well.

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Speaker 1: Regarded and the growth in two rec's beIN a right

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Speaker 1: I mean if we don't want to be out and

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Speaker 1: to be something close to the city, but we want

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Speaker 1: That's sure. Okay, we're just looking at the plan view

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Speaker 1: the side doalk. Can you tell me much in that

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Speaker 6: Looking on a plane on the north side, it is

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Speaker 1: There's a bit of a terrace area where can.

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Speaker 3: Put some plantation, not necessarily there for use, but on

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Speaker 1: A right look, it's it's an amazing looking property. And

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Speaker 1: we've phoene expensive property before, no doubt. It looks like

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Speaker 1: it's the join who looks like it's quality. The kitchen

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Speaker 1: benches made, do they gran up marble? Philosopher's stone? What

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Speaker 2: What sort of stone they lay?

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Speaker 1: Because my wife, Myrtle, she's quite particular, and she really

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Speaker 1: loves the look of the place. You don't want to

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Speaker 1: waking up and you know, having a moaning myrtle that

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Speaker 1: mining is sort of all over the place, head around

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Speaker 1: No, we just thought it might now might be a

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Speaker 1: good time to move Melbourne. I've just quidditch by job.

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Speaker 1: It seems like now might be a good time to move.

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Speaker 1: And the main bedroom that's got to walk in.

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Speaker 6: Robe has it does plenty of hanging space in your robe?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I ask you this though, But yeah, there is

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Speaker 3: a limitation in the owner's corporation rules for owls.

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Speaker 1: If I don't know what you're talking about, mate, I've

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Speaker 3: Okay, a lot of Sydney side as we find now,

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Speaker 6: So I just got to make sure that you didn't

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Speaker 1: No, not not me, mate. And does the laundry have

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Speaker 1: enough room? And is it a European laundry because if

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Speaker 1: you just want to cupboard to throw you know, your

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Speaker 2: Away crying eyes.

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Speaker 1: If I'm sort of attempting to buy the auction, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I sign you know, if they were open to

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Speaker 1: selling it prior to auction. Is there a calling off period, mate,

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Speaker 1: because you know, if the word comes from my God,

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't.

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Speaker 6: You wouldn't never calling up period unfortunately, but you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well that's that's great, Marcus. I'll chat about

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Speaker 1: it with my wife, Myrtle. If she loves it, we

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Speaker 6: Okay. I really look forward to taking you through you

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your time, Marcus. That's great. Six, well done.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty good for a guy who hasn't seen

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Speaker 2: Read the book. It's a couplet. What's my gob my

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Speaker 2: goblet goblet goublet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it fits in putting stuff down your pants and stealing.

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Speaker 2: We've done this before quite a few years ago.

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Speaker 4: Actually, well, I'm going to put this up on the

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Speaker 4: three foot soundbar down his pants, and I'll put it

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Speaker 4: And nearly got away with it. Someone else dubbed him

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Speaker 1: So he's trying to put down the leg of his hands.

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Speaker 2: And now he's pretty huge jumper over the he's left

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Speaker 4: Third twenty four ten. If you've busted something with someone

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Speaker 4: with something down their pants before, or if you've tried

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Speaker 4: to put something down your pants before as well.

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Speaker 1: When he walks away, luck, he's got a broken leg

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Speaker 1: and he knocks over another TV. That's probably the point

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Speaker 1: which A learned a bit of the stuff. I would

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Speaker 4: Here's another one that we reported on around about a

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Speaker 2: Take a good look. Do you know this guy the

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Speaker 2: Breezen Crooks.

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Speaker 1: All the four hundred dollars jeans are from RG Equipment

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Speaker 1: of Fresnel here the corner of Clinton and Fowler Avenues.

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Speaker 2: By putting it in his pants, I.

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Speaker 5: Mean it's risky if it's battery operated on.

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Speaker 2: Your pants thing, you know.

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Speaker 4: I've got some other stories here A guy tried a

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Speaker 4: nineteen inch nineteen inch television down his pants, how do

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Speaker 4: the guy that got busted at a butcher's who tried

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Speaker 2: So you could do that. No one's eating that post grab.

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Speaker 1: Go on search me for it a minute. You're not

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Speaker 4: We did get some great calls on this last you

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Speaker 4: know those meat along cobra own bars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he somehow managed to get down his tents and it.

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Speaker 6: Was half up his jacket and he was wearing skinny

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Speaker 6: one of the pets. You know how they sometimes keep

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Speaker 1: Some used to work as a lost prevention officer.

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Speaker 1: We went on a school excursions kids, and we went

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Speaker 1: We went to a market and they sold belt buckles

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Speaker 2: It's terrible.

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Speaker 1: A meal on the table belt buckles, that's what do

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Speaker 1: you think, mate? We needed belt buckles. I didn't do

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Speaker 1: it because I don't thieve. I'm not into stealing. I

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Speaker 1: mean there's that competition in the UK where you in

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Speaker 1: standing with a ferret down the dacks. Good luck everyone,

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Speaker 1: I mean as they scratch and nibble.

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Speaker 5: As the only one who's ever been suspended from a

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Speaker 5: Woolworths for shoplifting peanuts? Did you do you really? Gail

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Speaker 5: and Rob would have been so disappointed. This was about

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Speaker 4: You should have known better, mate, Are you joking afford.

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Speaker 1: Your own almonds? You now know you were?

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Speaker 2: And stealing peanuts? Done for nuts?

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Speaker 5: You know how Willis and CAUs they have sort of

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Speaker 5: like the nut buffet bar where you feel up your

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Speaker 5: own you feel up your own nut nut bag. The

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Speaker 5: the I had a ponshow at the time for just

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Speaker 2: Out, you can do and.

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Speaker 6: Paid not the bag lot.

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Speaker 5: Of coals, whereas I then paid for the rest of

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Speaker 5: my stuff and walked out. There was this tiny, little

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Speaker 5: and he'd been following me around the store whilst I've

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Speaker 5: And I realized that he had no legal authority. Elders

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Speaker 5: wore past him, but I freaked out.

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Speaker 1: I love that you're going to try and disparage him

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Speaker 1: in the story you're the guy stealing.

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Speaker 2: I got taken back.

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Speaker 5: He had taken to the back and they took my

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Speaker 5: my job's over this embarrassing. He came back with a

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Speaker 5: photocopy of my license and he said your ban for

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Speaker 5: three months. Don't set foot back in this store.

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Speaker 2: And I bolted out of there.

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Speaker 1: And never I've done worse things at Nova which would

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to worry about that about that.

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Speaker 4: We're right behind you here, mate, be anchored. What did

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Speaker 4: your mom catch a man doing at Woolies?

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Speaker 3: She caught a man putting war chicken breasts down his chairs.

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Speaker 1: Disgusting discussion.

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Speaker 2: Was it at least in the packet? It wasn't just

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Speaker 2: like free like.

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Speaker 1: Stealing them? Or was he going to play cricket because

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Speaker 1: you know how they used to put a bit of meat.

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Speaker 3: Down, or we're trying to steal them.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking it's if you've got an hour walk on.

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Speaker 5: From chicken breast, put.

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Speaker 2: It down your pants when you get home.

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