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Speaker 1: And the best story. That's right, guys, best story ever.

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Speaker 1: We give you the topic, we give you a story.

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Speaker 1: You got twenty four hours to come up with a

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Speaker 1: better story on that topic. Tom, why are you doing

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Speaker 1: the running man? Because it looks terrible? Because we love

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Speaker 1: this bed to this segment. Okay, sure keep running, mate?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing well?

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Speaker 2: Fifties on the sprint?

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Speaker 1: Now? My god, we need one of those work treadmills

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Speaker 1: so we can run away to your legs. He's been

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Speaker 1: in a nightclub, he's been running today. You've had a

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Speaker 1: big day mate on stuffed. There's my big day. The

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Speaker 1: topic for today, guys, Can I have a drum roll?

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Speaker 1: I know? God is cheating?

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Speaker 2: Jeez?

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Speaker 1: That was a massive do you know why?

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Speaker 2: Mates?

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Speaker 1: Because these stories there's saucy and there's plenty of them.

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Speaker 1: But whether you can beat the story I'm about to

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Speaker 1: deliver is the challenge challenge that I lay down this morning.

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Speaker 2: You got a pretty good chance.

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Speaker 1: I doubt it. You ready for this one? Feel sorry

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Speaker 1: for Julian.

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Speaker 2: Poor Julian.

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Speaker 1: He's had a rough one here. Julian.

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Speaker 2: Julian was married, because you are both correct, Yes he was, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he was in the This is it film clip. Wasn't

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Speaker 2: his dad a politician?

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Speaker 1: Premier? This is a fun bit, Julian mcmart god bloody

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Speaker 1: flashback Wednesdays with Sarah McGilvray.

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Speaker 2: This will be the best part of the story, Okay, Julian.

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Speaker 1: The longer the delay, wig, the less confident on the story. Wrong, wrong, wrong,

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Speaker 1: wrong wrong. Julian was in a senior meeting. He was

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Speaker 1: an accountant and they were dealing with some auditors. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: he was there giving a presentation on what they needed

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Speaker 1: to go through and where he saw that there may

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Speaker 1: have been some faulty or dodgy work within a company.

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Speaker 1: As he got up to address everybody, he said to

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Speaker 1: his right hand man, he handed him a USB stick

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Speaker 1: and said, can you load that into the system so

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Speaker 1: I can bring up the documents so we can go

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Speaker 1: through and I'll show you what I've found. What was

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Speaker 1: interesting was he's standing there the screens behind him. The

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Speaker 1: minute the screen popped up, everybody started to laugh. He

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Speaker 1: quickly turned around and what had come up on the

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Speaker 1: USB stick that he had handed was a video of

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Speaker 1: his wife getting it on with another man.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so very can you claim that?

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Speaker 1: He very? No, No, it's got nuts completely off the

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Speaker 1: topic nothing to do. I thought it was a part

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Speaker 1: of the me no, no, no, he hadn't planned that.

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Speaker 1: It was the wrong USB stick that obviously his wife

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Speaker 1: had been using privately to document some of the behavior,

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Speaker 1: and he's grabbed the wrong stick and gone into the

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Speaker 1: He's obviously it was an obvious one there and he

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Speaker 1: just hit it. So look, he grabbed the stick, walked

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Speaker 1: out of the room, drove to his parents' place, which

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Speaker 1: was about two states away, and spend a week. They're

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Speaker 1: trying to work out what to do. It turns out

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Speaker 1: the guy in the video was their son's football coach.

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Speaker 1: I'm clapping for the story, clubbing for the story, and

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Speaker 1: then on what she's done, what happened? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: that you're trying to say that that story doesn't have enough,

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Speaker 1: but that is an unbelievable story.

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Speaker 2: Can go to a hotel. Why would you drive two

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Speaker 2: states away?

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Speaker 1: Like if an issue happened to me here, I'm not

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Speaker 1: driving to Perth. That part of the story. Punch, I

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Speaker 1: don't know it was filming the knockout punch. He's the faint.

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Speaker 1: The whole meeting room saw his wife with another guy,

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Speaker 1: and it was the first moment he realized, well, my

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Speaker 1: wife isn't just seeing me, and why the football coach

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Speaker 1: bit was a bit weak.

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Speaker 2: I thought when you said the Sun's mate best mate,

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Speaker 2: that would have been a really strong ending. But it's

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Speaker 2: got to be someone. What was he so hated within

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Speaker 2: the business that they wanted to do.

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Speaker 1: No, no, he's obviously grabbed the wrong us B stick.

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Speaker 1: So he's grabbed the wife's us BE stick instead of

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Speaker 1: the one he was meant to take to the meeting.

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Speaker 2: He said, someone else put it in.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah, he handed it to his right

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Speaker 1: hand man and said, load this up so I can

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Speaker 1: get it on the screen. But what came on the

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Speaker 1: screen was his wife with another man.

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Speaker 2: Hey, do you want to do the end of the

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Speaker 2: story after the news? We could do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not finished.

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Speaker 2: I finished this story on two. Part two of this

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Speaker 2: story coming up next in.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four hours time. When anybody that thinks they can

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Speaker 1: beat that for a cheating story turns up on this show.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what's a prize they need a great price

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Speaker 2: for a great story. Yeah, I've got a trade's brecky

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Speaker 2: this morning, so that's a meat pie customer.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I'll do something good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't we do one hundred bucks and spend it? JB. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you've got a cheating story. That's better than that. As

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Speaker 2: LL give us a call thirteen twenty fourteen. I'll get

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Speaker 2: you on stiff, lipsy and whipper h